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Voodoo Dick  

Weeload2 59M
533 posts
1/3/2022 11:03 am
Voodoo Dick

A man needs to leave for lengthy a business trip, but his wife is saddened by this. She explains to him that if he isn't home every night, there will be no way to satisfy herself if she feels horny. The man claims that she doesn't need sex, because a dildo should work just fine. He quickly runs to the local gift shop and asks the cashier if the store carries anything really special. The cashier quietly pulls out an old box, and removes a wooden penis from inside. The cashier states that the dildo has been passed down in his family for generations, and was crafted by a witch deep within the Amazon jungle. The cashier sits up in his chair and shouts "Voodoo Dick, the door !" The wooden penis flies across the room, and begins to rapidly thrust itself in and out of the front door keyhole. "Voodoo Dick, the lamp !" The wooden penis flies up inside of the lamp on the cahsier's desk, and once again, begins to thrust in and out. "Voodoo Dick, return to your box !" The wooden penis flies back into the box and the cashier closes the lid. The man chooses to buy the wooden penis, and just as he is about to leave, the cashier tells him a very important bit of information regarding the Voodoo Dick: "The cursed dildo can only be controlled through verbal commands, it is far too powerful to be moved by hand." says the cashier. "You must never forget that !" The man nods and heads home. Later that day, the man explains to his wife how the sex toy works, and then leaves for his trip. A few days later, the wife becomes very horny and opens up the box. She proceeds to shout "Voodoo Dick, my pussy !" The dildo zooms into her vagina, and pleasures her for roughly six to eight hours. She soon begins to grow tired and attempts to pull the dildo out of her. She pulls as hard as she can but just can't get it it. The wife panicks and begins driving to the hospital with the wooden penis still inside of her vagina. A<b> police </font></b>officer pulls her over for speeding and asks to see some identification. The wife exclaims "Help, help, there is a Voodoo Dick inside of my vagina and it won't come out !" The officer raises an eyebrow in disbelief. "Voodoo Dick my ass, bitch.".......



~Wee~


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
1/3/2022 11:04 am

A man needs to leave for lengthy a business trip, but his wife is saddened by this. She explains to him that if he isn’t home every night, there will be no way to satisfy herself if she feels horny. The man claims that she doesn’t need sex, because a dildo should work just fine. He quickly runs to the local gift shop and asks the cashier if the store carries anything really special. The cashier quietly pulls out an old box, and removes a wooden penis from inside. The cashier states that the dildo has been passed down in his family for generations, and was crafted by a witch deep within the Amazon jungle. The cashier sits up in his chair and shouts “Voodoo Dick, the door!” The wooden penis flies across the room, and begins to rapidly thrust itself in and out of the front door keyhole. “Voodoo Dick, the lamp!” The wooden penis flies up inside of the lamp on the cahsier’s desk, and once again, begins to thrust in and out. “Voodoo Dick, return to your box!” The wooden penis flies back into the box and the cashier closes the lid. The man chooses to buy the wooden penis, and just as he is about to leave, the cashier tells him a very important bit of information regarding the Voodoo Dick: “The cursed dildo can only be controlled through verbal commands, it is far too powerful to be moved by hand.” says the cashier. “You must never forget that!” The man nods and heads home. Later that day, the man explains to his wife how the sex toy works, and then leaves for his trip. A few days later, the wife becomes very horny, and opens up the box. She proceeds to shout “Voodoo Dick, my pussy!” The dildo zooms into her vagina, and pleasures her for roughly 6-8 hours. She soon begins to grow tired, and attempts to pull the dildo out of her. She pulls as hard as she can, but just can’t get it it. The wife panicks, and begins driving to the hospital with the wooden penis still inside of her vagina. A police officer pulls her over for speeding, and asks to see some identification. The wife exclaims “Help, help, there is a Voodoo Dick inside of my vagina and it won’t come out!” The officer raises an eyebrow in disbelief. “Voodoo Dick my ass, bitch.”

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


EnigmaInitiative 54F
6054 posts
1/3/2022 12:39 pm

Oh damn

This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.


LadiesR2B1rst 59M  
2735 posts
1/3/2022 1:21 pm

Lol. Another good laugh today. I just hope she didn't get any splinters. Ouch. Lol.


Tmptrzz 60F  
107039 posts
1/3/2022 3:40 pm

That is too funny.. thanks for the afternoon laughs. I hope your Monday is a great start to your week..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


author51 60F  
130010 posts
1/3/2022 10:53 pm

Love that one Guitar Man. Thanks for sharing it..xoxo


G000dbuddy 35M  
1676 posts
1/3/2022 11:00 pm



goodbuddy781


PonyGirl1965 57F
22090 posts
1/3/2022 11:57 pm

LOL That poor officer! LOL


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