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Are you a standard female member who has IMed me? Then you are not real. And I'm going to have some fun, simply to amuse myself
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A busy night: Cougar_Vanessa is unsure what a boro is
Posted:Jul 9, 2019 9:55 pm
Last Updated:Jul 10, 2019 9:53 am
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Been a while! I chatted with actual cam Cougar_Vanessa who is unsure what a boro is, and a strange convo with a Goddess who cared about my feelings...

Cougar_Vanessa Greetings
12:10 AM

Boingo999 Oh hey... were you watching my cam?
12:11 AM

Cougar_Vanessa Ok logging off here babe kisses. Cum .
12:12 AM

Cougar_Vanessa For real get in here.
12:12 AM

Boingo999 None of that makes any sense , but have a great night if you're logging off!
12:13 AM

Cougar_Vanessa no excuses. you have my attetion now get your cock over here.
12:13 AM

Cougar_Vanessa now..
12:13 AM

Boingo999 Over Queens!!?? That's like, another boro!
12:14 AM

Boingo999 ...since I'm in the greatest boro...
12:14 AM

Boingo999 ...Manhattan.
12:15 AM

Cougar_Vanessa what is a boro
12:18 AM

Meanwhile, the beautiful Goddess Carl was PMing me and ended on a platitude...

goddesscarl: Hi how is it going with you on here ? 0:20 AM
I would it "slow going" 0:34 AM
And you? Overwhelmed with dudes? 0:21 AM
goddesscarl: It has been a while since I check on here 0:24 AM
goddesscarl: It still boring for now 0:25 AM
Yeah.... TOTALLY BORING. except for me camming. 0:25 AM
goddesscarl: You masturbating right? 0:26 AM
Of course! Why, are you watching me ? 0:27 AM
goddesscarl: You said you camming .. is there no a gurl to with around you or you could not find one 0:29 AM
I happen be a professional masturbator! And as a professional, I have a PhD in masturbation and ejaculation. 0:32 AM
goddesscarl: Good for you 0:33 AM
It pays the bills! Delivered 0:34 AM
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Face or Cock on cam? Your opinion matters.
Posted:Sep 28, 2016 8:15 pm
Last Updated:Jun 27, 2017 9:50 am
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This is a question that has come up a lot, and I even mention it on my profile. It seems that you truly can't make all the people happy all of the time... do you prefer when someone has their face on cam or their cock on cam?

This isn't a poll of "head" vs "head" because I'd rather see your answers and opinions.
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cat1234589 must have a broken 6 & 7 on her keyboard
Posted:Jul 16, 2012 1:51 am
Last Updated:Jul 10, 2013 7:49 am
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cat1234589: hi hun

boingo999: Yeah, yeah.

cat1234589: ??

boingo999: I'll be blunt, your screename sucks

cat1234589: thnks hun

boingo999: Oh, you're welcome

cat1234589: hello

boingo999: Hey hun, what's your story?

cat1234589: What do you mean by that hun/

cat1234589: ?]

boingo999: Your story? That's like a colorful way of asking what you are doing.

boingo999: What does ?] mean? Is that an emoticon I'm not familiar with?

cat1234589: did I tell you my story?

cat1234589: huh?

boingo999: No, but I think you're about to!

cat1234589: did I know huh?

cat1234589: for whatwhy do I need to tell you my story huh?

boingo999: Yer a smart one, you're actually pretty good making conversation... you're off script!

cat1234589: hey r u still there? do I know u?

boingo999: Of course I'm still here! No, you definitely don't know me!

cat1234589: who u?

boingo999: Me!

boingo999: How's the oral sex going? Your profile says you like oral sex.

cat1234589: and then?

boingo999: And then you send me a link!

cat1234589: then?

boingo999: Ummm, then I send my credit card info LOL

cat1234589: no credit card hun they will not charge

boingo999: yep, well I would hope

boingo999: you seem nice, but I'm gonna pass... I have better ways to waste my time tonight

cat1234589: hun just go to [redacted]

cat1234589: you can see me there

boingo999: Okey dokey then.
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I'm not sure why I still enjoy doing this when I know it's a bot
Posted:Jul 27, 2011 10:24 am
Last Updated:Jan 31, 2022 9:05 am
2732 Views

shontemcghee
11:42 heya!

boingo999
11:42 Yeeeesssss?

shontemcghee
11:42 Hey what's up? 23/F here. u?

boingo999
11:43 I am also 23/F! With big tits!

shontemcghee
11:43 Hmm. Have we chatted before?

boingo999
11:43 Yes... I never forget a bot

shontemcghee
11:43 A bot? not hardly babe. Are you?

boingo999
11:44 Yes... aren't we all ,in some way, a bot?

shontemcghee
11:44 A bot? not hardly babe. Are you?

boingo999
11:44 Whoops... Script error!

shontemcghee
11:45 Oh ok. I wasn't sure. Anyways... Whats up?

boingo999
11:45 ha ha

shontemcghee
11:45 Oh Im like sooo bored. Theres nothing to do.
11:45 Ohhh wait. I got a idea. Have you ever watched a girl strip on cam?

boingo999
11:46 Of course.... I'm a man with an internet connection.

shontemcghee
11:46 Welllllll.... Do you wanna watch me strip on cam?

boingo999
11:46 Nah... I'm in the middle of something right now

shontemcghee
11:46 Yeah? Ok you have to signup through this website that my cam is linked trhough so i cant be recorded ok?
11:46 It only takes a second babe and its free. k?

boingo999
11:47 But what about the credit card info!? You always need credit card info... you know, it won't be charged, it's just to make sure I'm 18!

shontemcghee
11:47 [link] go there then at the top click on the goId JOlN FREE button ok?

boingo999
11:48 yeah yeah

shontemcghee
11:48 Also it does ask for a credit card when you signup. But DONT worry
11:48 It dosent charge the card at all. Not even a penny. Its just to make sure your over 18. k?

boingo999
11:48 I don't know why I still get kicks from this

shontemcghee
11:49 K babe well hurry up. When you get logged in then view my cam and we can have some fun
11:49 I also have some toys ;-X but you have to tip me some gold or take me in private to see those.

boingo999
11:49 Don't tell me what to do!

shontemcghee
11:49 Hey lets talk on there my aim is messing up.

boingo999
11:50 Probably that script error I was talking about
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Sometimes, even the bots don't play along
Posted:May 6, 2011 5:54 am
Last Updated:Jun 13, 2011 8:58 am
2789 Views

Sharon (tolenana) Thomas: hey u there?

boingo999: indeed

Sharon (tolenana) Thomas: hey

boingo999: hey back

Sharon (tolenana) Thomas: hey whats up sweetie?

boingo999: Hey again. I was *JUST* thinking about you!

Sharon (tolenana) Thomas: whats a bot?

boingo999: Well, I didn't ask you if you were a bot, but I was thinking it

Sharon (tolenana) Thomas: i dont think so

boingo999: That's OK... stick to the script

Sharon (tolenana) Thomas: whats up, I found your screename on a member directory of social sites..not sure which one cause it bundles them all together lol

boingo999: that makes no sense whatsoever

Sharon (tolenana) Thomas: i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things haha

boingo999: Oh, how bad? Like you cam on some other site?

Sharon (tolenana) Thomas: its [wacky URL] click the just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p

boingo999: OK, do they take AMEX?

Sharon (tolenana) Thomas: hey whats up sweetie?

boingo999: Uggh.
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24 Year old girls are just dying to chat with me
Posted:Apr 25, 2011 9:42 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2011 7:21 am
2766 Views

FRK_12384:

boingo999: Yeesss?

FRK_12384: Hey! You're on my buddylist & i was just wondering if i knew you. 24/f here, and you?

boingo999: I'm just some old, fat guy... I doubt we travel in the same circles... must be some mistake.

FRK_12384: ah sorry.. i get forgetful at times! how are you?

boingo999: I'm good you know. Just masturbating and looking at porn online

FRK_12384: Just got out of the shower, been a long day i was pretty busy. but i'm feeling naught! Looking to relieve some stress lol. so what's up ..... want to have some fun?

boingo999: Wow, a shower. I sure could use one of those... it's been some time.
But sure, what kind of fun are you talking about?

FRK_12384: naughty* i mean sorry typo lol

boingo999: That's OK, I know you have to stick with the script.

FRK_12384: I need someone that can make a girl squirt ...have u ever made a girl squirt? lolz

boingo999: Sure. Well, not them... I squirt on their photos all the time

FRK_12384: i dont have any pics right now but u can see me on cam

boingo999: No kidding? But I bet it's on another site or something, right?

FRK_12384: Accept the invite, if you need the link again its

boingo999: Yeah, I'll be clicking on that wacky looking link momentarily
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Why does everyone want to know my IQ score?
Posted:Mar 4, 2011 10:55 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2024 10:17 pm
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I've received quite a few of these IQ score spam chatters over y awho... anyone else?

Name changed, to protect the name of another hacked friend of mine's account.

IQgirl: you there?

boingo999: Of course!

IQgirl: will you do me a quick favor and take an IQ quiz for a project im doing?

boingo999: I'm always here to help... what project is it for? Your Masters Degree in Human Behavior & Intelligence?

IQgirl: I need to see how many people out of my friends get over a 115.

boingo999: People who score over 115 are typically in the top 15% of the population here in the US... not sure about where you are

IQgirl: just go to [link removed] and take the test.. if u do ill owe you big time

boingo999: Sure! Clicking on complicated looking links like that is pretty smart, so I bet I do pretty well on the test. But how will you ever repay me? I don't like Philippino boys!

IQgirl: please let me know what score you get. thanks so much

boingo999: OK, I'm back... I did better than I thought with a 151... is that smarter than you?

IQgirl: im going to go cook while you do it

boingo999: No, I took it already! I got a 151

IQgirl: BRB, let me know your score when im back!

boingo999: OK, I can't wait to tell you my IQ score! Again! Hmmm... what does this BLOCK button do?
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gertieruether's bra is broken
Posted:Dec 9, 2010 5:39 am
Last Updated:Feb 9, 2011 9:05 pm
2954 Views

gertieruether: I tend to be ridiculously fun.

boingo999: Hello

gertieruether: Hey sweety! My name is Gabrielle. I'm glad I have someone to talk too

boingo999: Awww... isn't that sweet!

gertieruether: I'm 21/F. R you a male???

boingo999: Hang on, let me check... yep! I'm a male. I'm older than you though, so I hope that doesn't challenge our relationship.

gertieruether: Cool, well I'm a ballet dancer... when I'm not practicing for a show i like to have fun with my cam...

boingo999: Really? A ballet dancer? I can't wait to see that new flick Black Swan! Looks like she's a psycho!.. not that you are, of course

gertieruether: I hate it if you can't actually see me sayin stuff or fixin my hair or fixin my bra

boingo999: Are you fixin your bra right now? Is it broken, cause I'm pretty handy.

gertieruether: I jus got this cam so i luv playing with it... things can get a lil crazy...

boingo999: Wow, a 21 year old with a new crazy cam and a broken bra.... this must be my lucky day!

gertieruether: U shuld come check me out at [link removed] jus click accept invite, its even more fun if we both have a cam

boingo999: I do have a cam! We could just use the safety of this site... but I'm dying to see what a crazy ballet dancer can do with a cam! And I'm still concerned about that bra of yours.

gertieruether: Come on read the page they won't charge you anything, the CC verification is just to make sure your atleast 18

boingo999: Oh, OK. That makes sense. Hey, where it says "enter SS #" should I put my real one?

gertieruether: well i would luv for us to have a lil fun...u can always come check me out whenever u like... site is [different link removed]

boingo999: Sure will.... as soon as all these malware programs stop installing themselves on my computer!
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Chat with someone I thought I knew, account hijacked!
Posted:Dec 4, 2010 10:23 am
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2019 9:05 pm
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Imagine my surprise when I was on a chat and an old friend popped up! Turns out, it wasn't her. I didn't want to insult her by asking if it was her, but, you know... better safe than sorry! A lesson for all of us.

Let me add that I changed her screen name here as well

1:07:50 PM daisy: hi

1:08:13 PM boingo999: Wow! Hello [friend's name]! How are you?

1:08:17 PM daisy: im good, you?

1:08:58 PM boingo999: I'm doing well. I was surprised to see your name pop up last week

1:09:06 PM daisy: I just took an IQ test here.. pretty cool

1:09:23 PM boingo999: and how did you do?

1:09:31 PM daisy: got a 113 lol... I thought I was smarter than that

1:09:41 PM boingo999: Hah... I bet you are!

1:09:57 PM daisy: you should see if you can do better than me... [link to judge my IQ] if you can ill give you twenty dollars lol

1:10:30 PM boingo999: Is this REALLY you!?

1:10:35 PM daisy: yeah its me

1:10:57 PM boingo999: I always am worried to "click" things

1:11:04 PM daisy: try beating me... I bet you cant lol

1:11:14 PM boingo999: Where did we meet?

1:11:20 PM daisy: take it now while i take a shower lol

1:11:50 PM boingo999: Ahhhahahah OK, you win! I'll take your "IQ" test while you shower... do you have a cam of that?

1:11:57 PM daisy: ill be back in a few after im all fresh

1:12:06 PM boingo999: Oh, OK... I can't wait!

1:12:13 PM daisy: BRB, let me know your score when im back!

1:12:33 PM boingo999: Okey Dokey!
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A conversation with LannieLightle6889
Posted:Nov 18, 2010 8:51 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2024 10:17 pm
3054 Views

boingo999: Hey what's up!?

boingo999: Hiya

lannielightle6889: Hey Sweetie Whats Up!! Its Kiki, from MySpace. Hitting u up to give you my cam feed

boingo999: Really!?!?! You have a cam feed!?

lannielightle6889: Remember..JuicyTits?

boingo999: I think I'd remember someone named JuicyTits!!!! Remind me, what do they look like?

lannielightle6889: Everyone calls me Kiki!!

boingo999: Wow! That's not what I asked you, but that's great... I can call you Kiki, you know, instead of Lannielightle6889? Cause that's a mouthful...

lannielightle6889: Well ok.. here's my free cam-pass [redacted], click the orange "Join Free" button at the top of the page to join. they need to verify your age tho so they will ask you for verification (can't show T&A to ). Its a free pass so dont give it to anyone else babez . We can also play a game over the phone...

boingo999: Over the phone? I would LOVE IT if you could jerk me around on the phone. In case you were curious, I'm over 21.

lannielightle6889: ok go to [tinyurl redacted] and if you follow the instructions I will show u a naughty picture of me

boingo999: TinyURL!? How'd you get one of those? They are hard to come by!

lannielightle6889: Let me know when ur done so I can show u the pic

boingo999: OK, I'll work on that whole "done" thing so you can show me a pic unlike anything I could Google.

lannielightle6889: these are some of the most recent, [redacted]

boingo999: Thanks, I clicked that and then, like, 10 browser windows opened... is that normal?

lannielightle6889: If your a , then close this im session and block me!!! if not, ur full of it!!

boingo999: Are you calling me "full of it!?!?!" Well then, I will proceed with that block!!! Thanks for the Heads-up!!!
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Chatted with Tdarlin9777 tonight...
Posted:Aug 12, 2010 7:51 pm
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2010 5:34 am
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Chatted with Tdarlin9777 tonight... here's how it went:

tdarlin9777: hey whatsup

boingo999: Nuthin. whatsup with you t darlin?

tdarlin9777: you been a member of this for long? i am pretty new to this site

boingo999: I have been on here a while. You will learn to hate it.

tdarlin9777: like your profile..you got anymore pics?

boingo999: Thanks. No, those 19 pics are all I have.

tdarlin9777: how i usually like to do it ya know like cam and chat on the phone before i meet up with someone bc ive run into some real creepos before.

boingo999: Yes! I'd love to cam and chat with you... but not here on TSdates.com. Do you know where else we can go to get away from the creepos?

tdarlin9777: im telling you i have been asked to do in some really strange stuff lol. i wont get into details but lets say on of them wanted me to do somoething with there cat while he watched lol. i mean im down with most stuff lol but not that kinda stuff lol

Boingo999: So he wanted you to play with HIS pussy? LOLCATS!!

tdarlin9777: hah well anyways i do my cam through a specific site, me and my roommate do it to earn a little extra money you know. if your not into that kinda thing thats fine but we always need someone to have some fun with for our shows, dont worry we wont show your face and you might just get a free handjob out of it lol

boingo999: A free handjob!? And all I have to do is sit there while you play with me on cam!? I'm glad you contacted me.

tdarlin9777: k well if your interested just go here [link redacted] you can click any of the images on the site and it will take you to the VIP signup form with your link. Its going to ask for a card but dont worry thats just an age check thing they do, you can upgrade if you want to have access to the other prerecorded cam shows but you wont need to do that in order to cam with me.

boingo999: Sounds good. You are fully licensed and bonded by the state, right?

tdarlin9777: oh when you get in the chat room its going to ask you what you want you username to be for the chat use the same one so i know its you 2 people just joined and once you get in here im going to kick them out so its just me and you

boingo999: I can't wait T darlin9777! And here I thought you were some bot or dude in Thailand!

tdarlin9777: im gonna close this out so message me in the cam room

boingo999: Sounds like a plan. I've already got my credit card out even though I know it's just for age verification--like you assured me.
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