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Summer funnies
Posted:Jul 11, 2021 7:54 pm
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2021 5:06 pm
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I think everyone knows a "Joe"



Just admit it and move along



Smh, ykwim?



I like cake ...... pie is excellent too ..... and melons



If it wasn't true it would be even funnier!



Well, that is what I have overheard, tell me I am wrong.



Don't worry, I don't mean you .... or you .... maybe you though



More embarrassing than funny ....... for a friend of mine ..... not me



More biting than funny, but I like it.



No fandango needed either.
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Sum sum summertime!
Posted:Apr 15, 2021 1:19 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2021 6:51 pm
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Or sun sun sunnytime ... finally. We might still have wear masks but least we don't have bundle up anywhere near as much now. Before you know the ladies will be wearing skirts and sundresses again ... and us poor men will be even more distracted than usual



Now how many would ask her if she needed help with that ........?



Why do I think she wants to see his reaction when she opens the door



Honey, why don't we sit on this bench for a little while?



Can you help me find my earring, I seemed to have dropped it ?



The view from this window is amazing ... don't you think?



The rooftop patio was a great idea!



The waiter was so attentive today! ?*



After that, he was always ready to go shoe shopping with her.



Doesn't she comfortable .... might make a good commercial for the store



Furniture browsing has just got a lot more interesting.

Keep your eyes on the lookout as you never know what you may see when you are out and about lol
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Sorely needed brain break
Posted:Feb 2, 2021 9:20 pm
Last Updated:Feb 3, 2021 7:42 pm
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Delete the pics again, ya bastards!
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2021, not 2020 won
Posted:Jan 19, 2021 9:20 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2021 9:03 am
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Really don't mind seeing 2020 recede into the past. We are not out of the woods yet, and seems that things are getting worse, and while the numbers say is, the vaccine silver lining is slowing weaving its way around the country.



Have definitely learned read eyes better, cause that is all you can see [except for the maskless morons ..... and I through them].



Rationed how often I go out, and plan out where I am going minimize my time out, not oot, and about, not aboot btw.



Started walking yesterday, province goes red tomorrow [figures]. So much for that activity for the next little while. Have to do my part. While walking yesterday, passed by 19 people, 4 were wearing a mask ... and they wonder why we moved to red ......



Been able to get a lot of reading done, and rereading, just haven't found the writing bug again. Reading a book again is like meeting up with an friend, familiar and welcoming, and we all need some of that feeling right about, not aboot, now. Bookmarking isn't just for books, it also works with friends, where you can pick up where you finished off.



And since it is not practical go out a library now, or a book store for that matter, I'll leave you with some inspiration to pick up a boo











Reading lets you fly without your feet ever leaving the ground.
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Ode to the New Year
Posted:Dec 30, 2020 12:05 pm
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2020 7:36 am
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Should bad first meets be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should gut reactions be fraught,
Some dazes can be unkind!



For there’s no grand design, my dear,
No grand design,
We’ll take a glass of wine, no fear,
Cause there no grand design!

This year we have not run around in bars,
And rarely put on clothes quite fine,
And we much prefer our shining superstars,
In outfits of decidedly naughty design!



We have done our share of missin’,
From the rise of the sun till it stops to shine,
But just cross a now closed border you can find misskissin,
To a great restaurant we shall one day dine.



And here’s a huge hand to NewBeginnings,
Who have graciously and mischievously lent a hand,
When a wabbit also had a new beginning,,
And things turned out so much better than planned!



And someday I’ll go out for a glass,
Picking the brain of an author!
Stealing her ideas with a touch of sass,
Debating which story is hotter.



Creating on the fly,
With wondrous words like writing jet fuel!
That lets us reach places on high,
The creativity and raw power of Jules!



When I’m needing inspiration,
Some well written words sure to feed my fever.
I can always find a seed of creation,
In the work of YogaDiva!

And if I am feeling a little blue,
And craving something funny.
Just one mouse click away, maybe two,
Takes me to my witty fwiend, SnuggleBuni!



New friends and old, all are rare gems,
For both I am grateful.
From the inventive and sensual kinkyfem,
To the universe’s favorite soul, Rachel!

I have been lucky enough to meet amazing femmes,
Who are so incredible, as all have seen!
Yes, I mean you sweet_VM,
And also redhotfun4you and hfxcpl4fun2015!



We can all agree that 2020 has been crazy,
And Covid19 has not been easy.
Don’t stop being you Cwazy,
And stay New Brunswick’s finest Daisy!



So after all that, I really just want to say,
Have a very Happy New Year!
And celebrate in your own special [socially distant] way,
Wishing 2021 to be a year of great cheer!

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Xmas Carol
Posted:Dec 23, 2020 7:32 pm
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2020 5:28 pm
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'Twas the night before Christmas, and she came up with a plan,
Her loins were a stirring and she wanted a man;
Her stockings were held up by garters with care,
In hopes that his hands soon would be down there;

Her little black dress was nestled all snug on her curves,
While visions of delight danced through her head that his body would serve;
And slipping on her heels, and gliding to the door,
She walked through into the night, I'm up to no good she swore,

While from the right there arose such a clatter,
She swung her head to see what was the matter.
Away into the night it flew like a flash,
The neighbors damn cat had knocked over the trash.

The lights reflecting on her breasts shone like new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of her eyes a delightful glow,
When, what to her wondering eyes should appear,
But a mini-Austin, driven by a man with an all-knowing leer,

Now this little driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be a trick.
More rapid than eagles he beckoned by name,
And he whistled, and shouted, oh he was so lame;

"Now, DASH! now, DANCE! now, PRANCE you sluttly VIXEN!
Oh, COME on! on okCUPID?, YONDER getting BLITZED!?
the top of the tower! You have me in thrall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

Away from that pervert my feet did they fly,
When I meet with an asshat, I take to the sky,
So up to my faithful steed, to my SUV I flew,
With my purse full of toys, and my favorite Rabbit too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard the engine hum,
The growling and purring of each little one.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Seeing that dirty little man rapidly losing ground.

I was dressed to kill, from my head to my foot,
With everything matching, and jewelry to boot;
A bundle of toys I had flung in the back,
And I looked like a woman getting ready to attack.

My eyes -- how they twinkled! my dimples how merry!
My cheeks were like roses, imagining his nose on my cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin tickling my thighs as I glow;

The hem of my panties he held tight in his teeth,
As my legs encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a sexy face and a devilish little laugh,
He shone like a light, as he wasn’t done by half.

He was frisky and creative, a right jolly elf,
And I moaned when he paused, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a flick of his fingers,
Soon let me know he wouldn’t let me linger;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And pulled off my stockings; then looked up with a smirk,
And laying his fingers aside of my rose,
And giving a nod, down across my stomach he goes;

He sprang to his knees, to me he gave a whistle,
And away we both flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove his cock out of sight,
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!









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Careful whispers
Posted:Nov 11, 2020 4:13 pm
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2020 5:44 am
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She asked for some help moving some items at home, and arranged a time that was convenient for the both of them, and he was on time, as he usually was. He came prepared to work, dressed in clothes that were comfortable, and that had seen more than their fair share of wear, but still looked good on him, work gloves, and a water bottle, as the work could build up a thirst.



She gave him a long hug, enjoying his smell, as she always did, and had told him a few times. He was a good eight inches taller than her so she had no trouble snuggling her face into his chest, and she could feel his face in her hair, his breath on her neck, his arms around her, hands on the small of her back, just teasing the waistband of her leggings.



She led him back to the room they would be working in, showing him what she had in mind for all the boxes and furniture in there. He got right down to work, clearing himself a space to work, and then methodically going through boxes, before stacking them neatly to one side, sorting them by what their contents were. She worked right along with him, answering any questions he had about certain items, bantering with and teasing each other, as they always did, occasionally brushing up against each other as one, or the other, reached for a box, or while moving something. Exchanging knowing looks whenever they did.



After a while, probably 90 minutes or so, she suggested, with a laugh, they take a break, as she wanted one, and was going to take one whether he wanted one or not. He hummed and hawed, making a show of thinking about it, but she knew he would join her on the break, which he did. She walked in to the kitchen to get herself something cold out of the fridge, and he followed her, as he had left his water bottle in there as well. As she bent over to reach into the fridge, he said thank you, and she knew what he meant, he was staring at her ass, so she gave him a little wiggle, knowing he loved that.



The next thing she knew, she could feel his hand running over her ass, cupping each cheek, and then down over her ass and back up the front to rub her pussy, giving it a light spank, before letting his hand trail back up and around to squeeze her ass. She felt goosebumps as she pushing herself against his hand and let out a soft moan. As she turned around to face him, she couldn't help but notice that she was having a similar effect on him, if the bulge in his pants was any indication.



Looking him in the eyes, she reached down and gave him a squeeze, tit for tat she says laughing. He returns the laugh and, like her, pushes his body against her hand. After too few seconds, he breaks the moment and turns to walk into the living room, taking a seat on the sofa. She follows him in, watching the movement of his ass in his jeans, before taking a seat in the recliner. Not going to join me on the couch, he says with a wink. No, I think I better sit over here, before I get myself in trouble, she says, sticking out her tongue at him. He laughs with her, and settles in and they share a good 15 minutes of idle chitchat and teasing.



Bouncing up off of the sofa, we walks over to her and offers his hand to help me up, looking her in the eye the whole time. Reaching up, she takes his hand, and he effortlessly helps her up so they are standing right in each others space. He makes a point of reaching down to 'rearrange things", saying he was getting a little uncomfortable down there, which makes her snort in laughter, as she brushes her hand across his chest. Glad I have that effect on you she says, a girl likes to know a man finds her attractive from time to time.



Heading back down the hall towards the room they are working in, she lets her hand trace small circles on his ass, marveling in the firmness of his cheeks, causing her mind to wander to more pleasant endeavors.



With a little sigh, she gets back to work alongside him. With two people, the work seems to take no time at all, although when they finish up, both are surprised to see how much time has gone by, and how sweaty they both are, or as he calls it, schweaty.



God, I must smell horrible she says. Moving closer, he leans down, smells her neck, gives it a light kiss, and tells her that she smells delicious. Liar, she roars, and skips away down the hall. Do you need to be anywhere? she asks him. Not for a while he replies. Want to stay for lunch? Sure. Ok, just let me grab a quick shower before I fix something. I can cook he says, and I can start things while you are showering. That would be wonderful she says, gives him a sweaty, or schweaty, hug, and nips into the bathroom, thinking about the sexy man cooking in her kitchen while she is getting naked in the bathroom. Hmmmm, this shower may be a little longer than I thought, she thinks, as her hands start to wander ever so little as she steps into the shower.



to be continued
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Kool and the Gang
Posted:Nov 7, 2020 11:04 am
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2020 6:55 pm
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Hope it's not premature, but it does look like they are getting rid of the big orange pile of lies south of the border.



And I am sure it will throw a tantrum like a spoiled 3 year old,



one that is terrified of the ridicule and the consequences of his actions. Bullies can't stand, and are scared of, someone who is not afraid of standing up to them.



We can hope that our neighbors can get their ship back on course, but it won't be easy when so many have swallowed the kool-aid.



They will have a huge juggling act on their hands, rooting him out and tackling the pandemic [instead of just letting it run its course].





SO, as they attempt to celebrate this day, let us hope that cooler heads prevail, and we can get back to making fun of each other for all the right reasons.









I bet that John McCain is smiling right now
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Mystery
Posted:Nov 6, 2020 7:07 pm
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2020 6:41 am
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Always wonder about blog posts that I can't see, you know, the ones that come up - " This post is only viewable by this member's friends.".



Now I am all for a good tease,



but at least give us something to work with lol.



Now, to be fair, they may not be aware that us mundane people can't see it,



or maybe they are hiding something lol.



And the chances of them reading this are very very slim,



so I doubt I will ever know, but some things are best left unknown,



and that way you can left your imagination fly.



After all, everything does start in the mind .....





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Blast from the past [repost]
Posted:Jul 6, 2020 9:01 pm
Last Updated:Jul 31, 2020 12:00 pm
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Was browsing through some old posts and this one jumped out at me. Refreshed it a bit, changed a few pics [til they delete them that is lol] and here it is. Hope you enjoy.



Cuddling is one of my favorite things to do [with someone, pillows just don't cut it ]. And there are some amazing health benefits to it.



It boosts the immune system through the release of oxytocin, a feel-good hormone. Cuddling releases this hormone.



Cuddling relieves pain, once again, due to the release of oxytocin. Wonder if that's why football players huddle??



It helps to deepen feelings, through touching, an important non-verbal communication method, which also allows for verbal communication as you lay in each other's arms. Snoring does not count as verbal communication so make sure she falls asleep first lol



It reduces stress ...... and it's that oxytocin again .... a damn impressive hormone!!!



Reduces the risk of heart disease ....... go ahead, guess why.



It helps combat social anxiety ....... yup,, the wonder hormone!!



And I know this will come as a shock to most of you, but cuddling can actually lead to sex!!!!!!!! Imagine that! Personally, I prefer naked cuddling and that is how I sleep [naked, not cuddling, unless I have a cuddle friend with me, then it's both]



So in the interest of your health, I implore you, cuddle as much as you can, preferably naked, it's the healthy choice And if you don't have a cuddle friend handy, why not .....

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Happy Canada Day!
Posted:Jul 1, 2020 11:57 am
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2020 6:47 pm
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Happy Canada Day all my fellow canucks.



Stay safe out there and party smart.



Probably no fireworks but hopefully there will be next year.



So raise a glass with friends,



toast each other,







and let's hope that the back half of 2020 is a hell of a lot better than the front half.






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Bubbles
Posted:Jun 28, 2020 8:55 pm
Last Updated:Jun 29, 2020 9:41 am
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Some bubbles are meant be burst,



while others are meant be left alone.



On July 3rd, just around the corner, we are hoping that the Maritime bubble ... Bubble? ... will come into effect.



It will allow travel between the Maritime provinces [finally]. Allowing family and friends, who live in another Maritime province, to see each other again.



Seeing some friends will be more fun than others though







Have fun, safe, and don't mess this for the rest of us please. Almost four months is a long time not see friends you are used seeing.





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June 7th
Posted:Jun 7, 2020 8:11 pm
Last Updated:Jun 10, 2020 6:21 am
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We are one day past the anniversary of one of the most important days in history, the invasion of France by the Allies in 1944. Hundreds of thousands of men, and women, put their lives on the line for freedom.







I wonder what they would think about what is going on in the US right now, and in cities all around the world?





I can't help but think that they would be looking down and shaking their heads, seeing the country they fought for hurting like this.





Wondering why so little had changed ….. wondering why troops were used against their own civilians ….. wondering how their country, that they bled and died was so divided, unwilling work together, with a leader whose actions are scarily similar to the one they fought. One that will obstruct, block, and deflect any hope of progress, no matter what lip service he tweets at the protestors.



That horrible leader, through his actions, caused the free world to unite against him, pushing the greatest generation to feats even they couldn't believe. If we are lucky, and I truly hope we are, our southern cousins will come to the realization that they must unite to remove the abomination from the White House on Nov 3, in such overwhelming numbers that he won't be able to lie his way into staying … and don't think he wouldn't. For the sake of the free world …… please



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