Your best one-liner = 200 points  

electrastorm69 40F
1224 posts
12/8/2019 7:34 am
Your best one-liner = 200 points

Give your best -liner for this pic and you could win 200 points!
Enter as many times as you wish...just be funny, witty, sassy.
Points will be awarded 9 Dec 2019.
Good Luck!


electrastorm69 40F

12/8/2019 7:35 am

Should have said 220 points....my bad, lol!


ltrskr 73M  
5066 posts
12/8/2019 7:57 am

A hole new meaning to "Tongue in cheek!"


leo2012103ab 63M
42 posts
12/8/2019 7:57 am

think i just heard the dinner bell !


lickn41 55M
105 posts
12/8/2019 8:07 am

parking in the rear


manto69u 66M  
89 posts
12/8/2019 8:11 am

The hole needs a good plugging.


lickn41 55M
105 posts
12/8/2019 8:11 am

May I push your stool in for you?


4uacuudlybear3 72M
302 posts
12/8/2019 8:12 am

Come and git it!!


lickn41 55M
105 posts
12/8/2019 8:13 am

entrance in the rear


easy_going2014 55M
14366 posts
12/8/2019 8:21 am

"go commando, or go home"

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Good luck!!!


roustabout6 65M
278 posts
12/8/2019 8:31 am

Look out for that chili...


wanted4funNaz 41M
7 posts
12/8/2019 8:41 am

Now that’s my kind of bedazzled jeans


jstforthlofit 66M

12/8/2019 8:51 am

Nothing comes between me and my jeans..


lindoboy100 58M
23884 posts
12/8/2019 9:00 am

The latest product from Levi:

No More Skidmarks........

Nada más que fallas......


waterdrop00 65M
147 posts
12/8/2019 9:18 am

the ultimate way of pleasing yourself ~~ get yourself into my jeans


kwood200 56M
207 posts
12/8/2019 9:30 am

I got the cue stick for pocket pool!


weaponxx69 38M
115 posts
12/8/2019 9:34 am

even though it is nice, that restaurant's health score just went down


weaponxx69 38M
115 posts
12/8/2019 9:36 am

Is this the appetizer or the main course?


HAMONMAN 62M
12914 posts
12/8/2019 9:42 am



I like my chili extra-hot



Humanity peaked during the 20th century.
We can't even make a decent starter solenoid any longer.


Paulxx001 64M
21904 posts
12/8/2019 10:09 am

I'm always ready... Even when I'm not...


Wok2016 39M  
592 posts
12/8/2019 10:32 am

I'm here to apply for the opening!!


undermythong 41F  
115 posts
12/8/2019 11:14 am

I was out playing golf and I got a hole in one.


undermythong 41F  
115 posts
12/8/2019 11:17 am

Do you think this is covered under my insurance?===wind damage?


PAWAPh 45M
14852 posts
12/8/2019 11:43 am

Do You See That, Between Her Pussy and Her Asshole?

That's A Chinrest!

Jack


posty2 66M
620 posts
12/8/2019 11:45 am

Best....fart....EVER


undermythong 41F  
115 posts
12/8/2019 11:57 am

Went out drinking and got ripped.


myexample 33M
112 posts
12/8/2019 6:04 pm

hey maam your pants is missing some coverage, will fill it with my cock and walk behind slowly do u mind be entering


HWmann200 58M
2 posts
12/8/2019 6:32 pm

looks like the first bite got the jeans,,missed the meat,lol


WyoCowboy7751 68M
2338 posts
12/9/2019 6:35 am

Sorry Mame ! But Your Clit needs a Lickin !!!


rm_1littlehose 59M
529 posts
12/9/2019 3:43 pm

2 holes, gleaming from 1 hole!


rm_1littlehose 59M
529 posts
12/9/2019 3:44 pm

Only play-place you will find 2 holes in 1!

Beautiful pic by the way!


electrastorm69 40F

12/9/2019 5:15 pm

Congrats to Wok2016 for your winning one-liner!


stringtime666 60M
1096 posts
12/10/2019 9:18 am

"can you hold my drink for a moment?"

Lust was zu schreiben? [post Privater Briefkasten Privat Mailbox (private Mailbox)


Desir4Fire 46M
2354 posts
12/10/2019 11:45 am

I slipped you a tip!


Desir4Fire 46M
2354 posts
12/10/2019 11:46 am

Star light, start bright!!
First star I see tonight


knightwilly 46M
16 posts
12/11/2019 5:47 am

Take a seat, Dear.


Succulenttrini 41M
2 posts
12/11/2019 6:20 am

got milk


Succulenttrini 41M
2 posts
12/11/2019 6:24 am

Hi electra


Vader0967 54M
435 posts
12/11/2019 7:05 am

peek a boo I see you


Grmtby69 M

12/12/2019 9:36 am

“Here’s today’s menu- what you like?”


JasonGang12 23M
12 posts
12/12/2019 5:34 pm

I could mine that hole for days


LoveSosa63 30M
22 posts
12/17/2019 7:15 am

Open for business!!


embeddableHUNK 42M
30 posts
12/18/2019 9:02 am

That ass just ruined my day


newcuriousbivirg 54M  
142 posts
12/18/2019 2:22 pm

Allow me to clear off a seat for you! Said while wiping mustache!


reaper3791 50M
22 posts
12/18/2019 6:33 pm

Be careful, her pussy is gorgeous, but look what it did to her Jeans!!!!


lust4u510 51M  
30 posts
12/21/2019 8:03 am

licker in the front poker in the rear


itsfabulous4u2 60M
27 posts
12/21/2019 1:43 pm

I can fill that hole for you


catnip001 45M
17 posts
12/22/2019 1:03 pm

Mind if I have a taste


Jason0000316 36M
30 posts
12/24/2019 1:07 pm

Hello!!!!!


justl00knatu2 46M
26 posts
12/25/2019 5:44 am

oh the sign on the door said closed


slydin 64M
42 posts
12/25/2019 6:08 am

Pink taco for lunch


slydin 64M
42 posts
12/25/2019 6:10 am

Excuse me while I slyin


slydin 64M
42 posts
12/25/2019 6:11 am

Excuse me do you mind if I take this seat


licknsuck1234 64M
104 posts
12/26/2019 6:15 pm

Let me slide my well lubed right hand into your pussy, while I slide as many fingers as I can in your ass.


harbor112 62M
1533 posts
12/26/2019 11:17 pm

I can tell you like me. By the way you crack a smile.


fierywetspot 33F
2 posts
12/27/2019 3:54 am

Damn that was the biggest fart I ever let out.


livelifeliberate 51M
108 posts
12/28/2019 4:34 am

2020 fashion trend, the Chapless ass.


licknsuck1234 64M
104 posts
12/28/2019 10:16 am

Hi honey would you mind if I pumped a quart of hot spunk into your ass? I actually witnessed a guy ask a girl that question.....and they left within seconds......


XfromAFF 46F
13 posts
12/29/2019 7:46 am

somehow funny!


electrastorm69 40F

12/30/2019 4:59 am

Congrats to harbor112 for the 2nd winning comment!
Check page 2 for the first winner.


69ereatwetpussy 59M
6196 posts
12/30/2019 5:44 am

Sorry I'm late, I have gass


electrastorm69 40F

12/30/2019 6:07 am

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Clit_Licker_dude 47M  
17 posts
12/30/2019 6:57 am

Er, Gas-X, ma'am


DomBWC4fun 35M
58 posts
12/30/2019 9:55 am

Are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing?


AureliusSays 58M
3 posts
12/31/2019 2:05 am

Doctor said it's good to air it to fight the thrush


KManGarcia 35M
22 posts
1/2/2020 10:37 am

Must have been that bean i had for dinner! - Homer Simpson


wanttoplay580 78M
48 posts
1/2/2020 1:09 pm

Love those designer blujeans. Perfect fit.


wanttoplay580 78M
48 posts
1/2/2020 1:11 pm

Love those designer blujeans. Perfect fit. 4277274


ombnd 59M  
55 posts
1/4/2020 6:28 am

One should never reach across the bar for something if your not prepared to land on a pole.


DvillePUSSYEATER 51M
79 posts
1/4/2020 11:35 am

This SHIT SUCKS


allthenamesgone 51M
10 posts
1/6/2020 8:35 am

Hmm. Ladies jeans don't usually have so many pockets.


77joeeoj 44M
14 posts
1/6/2020 8:25 pm

I think you misunderstood when they said ripped jeans were in style


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