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Adventures in Grocery Shopping
Posted:Mar 25, 2020 8:32 am
Last Updated:Mar 29, 2020 6:43 am
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[size4]My county is currently o.n a "Stay at Home/ Work Smart" mandate from our mayor, so I'm o.n a 2-day work schedule until further notice. I'll still get a 40 hour paycheck, but only work sixteen hrs a week. Thank God I'm not self employed anymore.

So today, like every other fucker in town, I thought I'd go to the store and get my groceries. I arrived 30 mins prior to opening and a line of about 75 hoarders wrapped around the building. Once the doors opened at 8am we slowly marched forward, picking carts o.n the way, until I was 2nd from the door t.o get in. That's when an employee walked past the line announcing they were out of toilet paper and would not be restocking any today. Greeeeat!!!!

Once inside, there was hardly anyone there since everyone was so spread out. Even still, some people can manage to block an entire aisle by themselves. I made mental notes o.f who I was "taking out" if things went south. Old people who should know better, racing around cutting people off, young people wandering aimlessly and getting in my way, stupid shoppers that feel a need t.o handle every package of ground hamburger meat, as if they are buying by "feel" rather than by quantity or price. I was well armed with a couple of heavy cans of refried beans just in case I needed t.o "learn" somebody some manners.

I found most everything I wanted. Alas, no Fresca. I did pick u.p a small pack of table napkins, just in case my , "El Douche" runs out of his toilet paper. He's not getting mine.

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The Honeymoon Is Over ...
Posted:Mar 23, 2020 5:29 am
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2020 12:48 pm
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I don't think my Keurig loves m.e. anymore...

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My 2020 Choice
Posted:Feb 16, 2020 6:14 am
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2020 8:14 am
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For The Introvert In All Of Us
Posted:Dec 10, 2019 5:05 am
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2020 4:13 am
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Don't Forget The Breath Mint
Posted:Dec 9, 2019 6:05 am
Last Updated:Dec 25, 2019 8:07 pm
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...includes a side of saltwater
Posted:Dec 8, 2019 9:43 am
Last Updated:Dec 10, 2019 4:52 am
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BREAKING NEWS
Posted:Dec 8, 2019 7:17 am
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2019 5:53 pm
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Plenty of Fish and Chips
Posted:Sep 28, 2019 5:40 am
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2020 11:15 am
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I logged onto that other dating site, the one that's obsessed with fish. The one that controls the age and location parameters of the women that I can choose from. The one that relentlessly sends me emails telling me how to improve my chances of meeting my "match". The one that reminds me that there isn't a lot to choose from in my area or age range. The one that I've signed up for so many times that I don't even use a face pic anymore because I know where it will lead, disappointment. But it wasn't all bad, like I said, I had chips.

Are you on any dating sites besides this one?


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Plenty of Fish and Chips
Posted:Sep 28, 2019 5:40 am
Last Updated:Oct 19, 2019 11:11 am
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I logged onto that other dating site, the one that's obsessed with fish. The one that controls the age and location parameters of the women that I can choose from. The one that relentlessly sends me telling me how to improve my chances of meeting my "match". The one that reminds me that there isn't a lot to choose from in my area or age range. The one that I've signed up for so many times that I don't even use a face pic anymore because I know where it will lead, disappointment. But it wasn't all bad, like I said, I had chips.

Are you on any dating sites besides this one?


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My Pillow Princess
Posted:Aug 16, 2019 6:45 pm
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2020 9:18 pm
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This is m.y pillow princess. Her n.a.m.e is Pip. She's half Chihuahua and half Shih Tzu and all of 7 pounds. I found her on Craigslist when she was 6 months old. When I went t.o buy her she never barked, she playfully growled and ran back and forth in front of me staying just of reach. Once I managed pick her up she was all tongue. The owner told me her n.a.m.e was Pip, and seeing as how she was 6 months old, I didn't want confuse her by changing her n.a.m.e. I googled her n.a.m.e and found that "pip" is the dots on dice. But after a while we started thinking "pip" is short for "pip squeak", which fits because she's so small.

Pip is close t.o a year old now and smaller than our lb Chihuahua and much smaller than our 25 lb Terrier, but has the biggest bark of the 3 and has made it clear t.o the others w.h.o is boss. Any and all table scraps are hers. When I brought the other 2 dogs home grand daughters claimed them, so I made sure that Pip is mine. She sleeps with me and cuddles all night, I get up use the bathroom, then she steals pillows. All her nails are black except what would be her middle toe, which is silver on every foot.

She has definitely made an impression in heart that I haven't felt since m.y American Eskimos passed away about yrs ago. I always called them "best" .


Do you have, or have you had a special pet in your life?
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My Perpendicular Purple Dick-ular
Posted:Aug 4, 2019 7:11 am
Last Updated:Aug 17, 2019 7:33 pm
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Sometimes I find myself perusing the profiles of other site members and mostly feeling depressed b.y. all the fakes and scammers t.h.a.t. didn't exist here back when I first joined. Or maybe they did and I was too naive to admit it. Either way, every now and then I come across a profile with lots of sex pics and sometimes videos t.h.a.t. take me back to the long forgotten days when I had sex. Some of them inspire my desires to get back there and have some fun. Then I remember not do I have no partner, I don't even have a current wish list. At this point I tell myself it's too much of a hassle, besides I have a hallway to tile, bathrooms to scrub, and a huge stack of dishes with my on it, waiting me in the kitchen.

When I first decided abstain, coming up on 6 yrs ago, I felt I had get . I was stuck in a cycle w.h.i.c.h. sounded inviting when it started, but after 2 yrs left me feeling like a tool. Not t.h.a.t. the people I "associated" with weren't friendly, they were sharing, giving, like minded sexual perverts much like myself. But I was tired of being the third wheel, or the fifth wheel, or the odd man , being passed from couple to couple. So, I posted on my profile NO COUPLES, NO MARRIED WOMEN. And t.h.a.t. was t.h.a.t .

I assumed sooner or later some unsuspecting would stagger into my life and we would have , sweaty, endless, video-taped orgasms and my life would be complete. Except, no staggered in and now, years later, I don't care. Every night I can have sex however, with whoever, whenever I feel like imagining it. And afterwards, a quick wash off, and I have the entire bed myself.

I often imagine this is the world we live in, now. Where we are MORE connected with the rest of the world b.y. our technology, and yet less connected physically BECAUSE of our technology. It makes me sad the youth of today t.h.a.t. won't know t.h.a.t. worthless feeling of having spent most of a Saturday night and too much of a weeks p.a.y. in a sleazy bar, getting drunk and turned down b.y. women I wouldn't give the time of day to, sober. Ahhhhh, the good old days.....So now and maybe forever, I carry on, just me and my perpendicular friend.

Do you feel MORE or LESS connected b.y. technology?
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Life's "But's"
Posted:Jul 28, 2019 7:12 am
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2019 2:23 am
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This will be reposted in my initial comment in case of missing words:

Since closing my business a little over a year ago, my life has seen many changes. Mostly good, but a lot of unexpected but's. I'll post it in a list of positive and negatives:

Positive: I took a job with a rather large company hoping for long term employment.
Negative: To get anywhere you need to "know someone". I didn't.

Positive: I had a regular paycheck which allowed be to make a budget for the 1st time in 22 years.
Negative: I made so little I was struggling week to week.

Positive: I applied for so many different dept jobs the people who worked at the recruiting office knew me .
Negative: There was always someone more qualified for every position.

Positive: 3 weeks ago, my foreman, noticing my drive to climb the ladder offered me a crew leader position at my own location. A 2 position jump from grunt, passing over "assistant", to crew leader. I didn't have an assigned assistant so I would have to temporarily pick up the slack.
Negative: I got my new assistant last Thursday and he has 3 years more experience than me, plus he's arrogant as hell, AND he's a talker. I mean, he won't shut up.

Positive: I went from p.a.y. grade 1 to p.a.y. grade 4.
Negative: Nobody can or will tell me what I will be making. I know the low range and the high range, but I keep hearing, "You'll see it on your next check".

Positive: My truck blew up, which is a positive, because I found a 2008 Jeep Liberty with A/C!!!!!!
Negative: The A/C quit after the 1st month. Another , windows down, summer.

Positive: I started my week of vacation Saturday, my 1st in 8 years, my 1st p.a.i.d. vacation in 25 years. I had planned a week of nothing but wearing shorts, not braiding my hair, and being stone from sun up to sun down. A week of total "slumming".
Negative: Saturday morning my grand d.a.u.g.h.t.e.r informed me they were going to be with me the whole week because the other grand parents are going on vacation. My week will be spent washing dishes and yelling at them to pick up their crap.

I suppose all in all I should see the good things and ignore those negatives, but I'd really like to have something "good" without the "but".
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Perfect Strangers
Posted:Jul 19, 2019 11:46 am
Last Updated:Jan 12, 2020 6:26 am
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At times, I've found myself drawn to someone I've only just met. Almost has a desperate feeling, as if I'm compelled to talk, share, touch , especially touch. I find myself wanting to hold their hand or arm, as if they'll disappear if I don't. It hasn't happened in a while, and even then not very often, but the ones that I've met were so intense that I can still remember that perfect stranger.

Have you ever felt that?
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