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Pussycat pussycat....where are you?????
Posted:Apr 6, 2007 2:58 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2007 9:54 am

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff,Fffff'..................
and before he could say "Fuck," the Rottweiler ate him!"
And the Surgeon says......
Posted:Mar 2, 2007 4:19 am
Last Updated:Jun 23, 2007 9:02 pm
I had an appointment last week with a back surgeon in Enid. He told me, after looking at my MRI that I have a herniated disc in my lower back between L4 and L5. He said I had options of course.

Option 1: I can take a steroid pack for a week
and have physical therapy done for
the next month and see if that helps.

Option 2: I can have the surgery and PRAY that
it relieves the pressure on the nerve
instead of having the opposite effect
of possibly paralyzing me and causing
further damage to my back.

This is of course a NO BRAINER. I chose OPTION 1. I started taking the pills (thank you GOD they are small pills) yesterday, and I begin physical therapy on Monday morning at 6:30am (not my choice of times but my main boss won't give me a time where I can have off for a solid hour so that I can get to therapy.
What kind of CAR are YOU?
Posted:Feb 12, 2007 11:00 am
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2007 7:31 pm
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Flavor of the Month Fantasy delivered to YOU!!!!
Posted:Feb 1, 2007 11:21 pm
Last Updated:Mar 6, 2007 6:16 am
We're at the movies, there aren't too many people maybe 3 or 4 others. We're sitting at the very very back and the rest are all down closer to the front. I'm wearing a catholic schoolgirl type skirt, no panties, an easy access top, and no bra.

The movie begins, I lean across the seat, unzip your pants, take you in my hand and begin to massage you. I lower my head to your dick and begin licking all over very very gently at first not missing an inch then I put my mouth over the head just to suck on the head for a minute, using my tongue as well. You begin to move a little so I have full access to your rock hard cock.

I get out of my seat and get on the floor in front of you so I can put all of you in my mouth. I start with a little at a time maybe an inch or so going down then coming back up. You're groaning a little now, so when I think you don't expect it I deep throat you all the way then go up and down really fast using my hand to massage the parts of you that aren't in my mouth. I then take you out of my mouth and get up on your lap and I face forward and slightly lower myself onto your cock. I'm hot and wet and you can feel it, but I don't let you go inside me just yet, I like to tease. I put just the head of your cock up against me and make little semi circles with my hips so I am sliding over the top of your rock hard cock just kind of teasing you and getting you wet then we are both really into it and instead of doing what you think I will and going down an inch or two at a time I slam down on you and push you all the way inside me. OMG, you're so hard and so big, and it feels so great! I begin to move my hips again like before and I can tell you're getting so close to cumming you reach around me and grab my tits and pull me back against you and make me rotate my chest around so you can take one of my breasts in your mouth. While you're still inside me I move my legs over the top of you and turn to face you. My chest now has your full attention and you have one breast in your hand and the other in your mouth using your tongue across the nipple to try to arouse me, but I am already there.

I get up and get off of you and I move in front of you to put my right knee up beside the right arm of your chair then the left kneee on the left arm of the chair so I am like doggie style. I'm kinda using my hands on the seat in front of me to keep my balance so you enter me from behind, holding my waist with your hands so I don't fall. You feel like you're a little harder than before but that is great with me!

You begin to fuck me, I'm writhing trying to get you deeper into me, I wanna feel all of you inside me fucking me so hard and so deep. I want you to cum like you've never cum before, so I'm moving as much as I can trying to help you out. Then you kinda stand up and are still holding me with your hands around my waist. I'm on my hands in like a handstand and you are still inside me. I wanna cum so bad but don't know if you are ready for me yet. You quickly move me around and onto the seat where my face is level with your cock. I begin to suck on your cock. You're about to cum, I can feel you move into it so I go down even farther on you and you kind of shudder then cum inside my mouth, I can taste your salty cum all over my lips and in my mouth. There's a little on my cheek so I use my fingers to get it off then put it in my mouth as well so I can have all of it for myself!

As we grow up, we learn that:........
Posted:Jan 16, 2007 10:49 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2007 6:24 pm

As we grow up, we learn that:

Even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will.

You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time.

You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken.

You'll fight with your best friend.You'll blame a new love for things an old one did.

You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love.

So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt.

Because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin
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Reasons Why!!!
Posted:Dec 20, 2006 12:34 pm
Last Updated:Apr 7, 2007 1:30 pm
This is for those of you that:

have judged me by my actions and by the words I've written.

have claimed to be my friends but actually doubted me when I was assulted earlier in the fall.

are real friends and have been there for me when I decided to voice the opinions I've had and never held it against me.

are just plain nosey SOB's that take great pleasure in other's pain and misery.

I've been asked why I was writing the blogs and group postings that I've written as of late.

I've been asked why I was pushing people
that were once friends away.

Well, the truth is I thought it was best to push people away because after all no one wants to hear bad news right? You don't want to know that:

your favorite pair of shoes are ruined because I borrowed them and wore them in the mud.

I had a bad day at work and I wanna bitch about it.

I spilled marinara sauce on my favorite dress and am bitchy about it.

grandma got ran over by a reindeer.

grandpa got ran over by a beer truck.

someone you know has 6 months to a year left to live.

No, of course you don't want to hear anyone bitch about their own lives or the circumstances that may have befallen them recently.

So, call me a bitch or a cunt or whatever you want, but I pushed some of you away because you had hurt me FIRST! With your rumors, lies, drama and deceit! Others I pushed away because they were people I truly considered as friends and the LAST thing I would ever do to someone that was my friend would be to cause them pain intentionally. Although in hindsight I am told that I did hurt a friend by pushing her away (Lanie).

I guess the best way to approach this is to grab the bull by the horns so to say. Yes, it's true that there is something wrong. I won't go into details that I have been told because I don't even understand half of the words or even know how to spell them. Please bare in mind that I have not even told my own family of this as of yet and would appreciate it if anyone that reads this keeps their mouths firmly shut until I decide on the best avenue of how to approach my family with the news.

A while back I wrote a blog on yahoo entitled "LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". The day when I wrote it, is the day I got the news that I had approximately 6 months to a year. I was told that I have what appear to be tumors on my brain.

I had tried to email, IM, and call others but could never get any responses back so I had resigned myself to handling all of this on my own with no one knowing or being the wiser and just assuming that I was mad at them or whatever they chose to believe so that I could bow out of this life gracefully. That is until Curious2SeeRU called me to find out what was wrong and I broke down and told her. The only other person I told was Tazzy until about two weeks ago when I heard from Lanie and told her as well.

Yes, I am currently awaiting an appointment for a 2nd opinion which unfortunately won't come until late in the month of February.

There, now you all have my explanation of WHY.
Pleasure (as defined by ME)! My post taken from Pinkie's group "Pinkie's Pleasure Parlour"
Posted:Dec 4, 2006 9:41 pm
Last Updated:Apr 7, 2007 1:31 pm
I read Pinkie's post entitled


It started me thinking about the things in life that give me pleasure and I realized that (as she pointed out) not everything is necissarily sexual.

As of late, not much has brought me pleasure. The truth of the matter is most things in the past month have brought me nothing but heartache and despair. Then, I thought again about things and reflected and realized that with life being as precious as it is and with as little time as there is left on this earth I should try to turn everything I can into something that pleasures me.

So I decided to share a little bit of it just because you never know!

1. Top priority is my kiddo! Spending
time, doing things and enjoying every
minute we have.

2. Being able to go a day or perhaps only
just an hour or two without feeling

3. Being able to have someone to talk to
about things I wouldn't and couldn't
tell anyone else (not even family).

4. Breathing in the crisp cool night air
(after I've been couped up inside all
day and evening at work).

5. Watching for falling stars while laying
on the trampoline, or while soaking in
the hot tub late at night.

6. Watching the snow fall and catching
snowflakes on my tongue. Later making
snow angels or building a snowman.

7. The tingly sensation in my nose that
only opening a bottle of champagne can

8. The way the pouring rain feels against
my body as I run naked thru the trees
down by the creek.

9. How it feels to have all the power and
tell men, that have ignored me almost
their entire lives, NO, I don't want to
go out with you!

10. Knowing that I held my head high and
ignored all the ugly, mean, hurtful
things that people have whispered about
me in the past and present. Also that
it helped made me a better person in
the end.

There are more I could list but those are the ones that I think of the most at night when I think of my life and how things have been and the little things that mean so much to me and bring me great pleasure.

Take pleasure in LIFE, because you never know what the next day will could be YOUR last on this earth!
The official Redneck Toothbrush!!
Posted:Oct 15, 2006 2:37 am
Last Updated:May 12, 2007 5:27 am
Have you ever wondered how to make an electric toothbrush on a low low budget and not have to spend hundreds of dollars for one of those overpriced models in the store? Well today is your LUCKY day! Here is just how you do such a thing...STEP BY STEP:

Get out your toothbrush.

Get our your vibrator.

Get our some clear packing tape.

Place your toothbrush alongside of your

Tape the two of them together with the
packing tape.

Turn on your vibrator and VOILA you have
your very own REDNECK VIBRATOR!!!

The key is to ALWAYS have another vibrator to use for other body areas because let's face it when you're horny as hell do you really wanna take the time to peel off that fucking tape?

This message brought to you by Someone who really doesn't give a shit and didn't wanna take the time to tear off the DAMN tape....


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