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Fuck. How hard is it to get laid?  

partygald 40F
3104 posts
4/15/2022 1:05 am

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4/26/2022 9:06 pm

Fuck. How hard is it to get laid?


I was all set on blogging about last weekend, which was what you’d call a “fun-filled weekend”. But! I’m super irritable cos well..this is what I’m about to bitch about.

It’s been a rough week for me on several fronts. Work wise as well as a few other things that’s been fucking up plans. It’s a long weekend too. So, I started Thursday feeling a little needy. Had a good long text conversation with the husband through the whole day and that helped. A lot. But I was still feeling….like I needed physical companionship. I reached out to Rene, and bam! I was going over for the night. The only catch was, he had gonna play soccer with his colleagues after work. He asked if I wanted to join him cos it was a mixed group. I figured, why not, so I joined them. Little did I know 😑

They were brutally serious about their game. March? What do you call it? Either way, they were fucking serious about it. They were screaming at each other and some of them were pretty rough with each other. I’m pretty rubbish at the sport, and they were nice enough to leave me and a few others (who also sucked) out of the roughhousing. But we still got screamed at. Lol. One of the other guys were screaming at me for something, and I just looked at him and shrugged. I was really trying hard to not laugh at how serious they took it. Hey, I was just there to kill time mostly. All I wanted to do was shake my ass a little, check my own reflection when I was running around in my tiny shorts, then go back and fuck my French supercop. 😝 LOL.

Then I got smacked in the thigh by the ball really, really hard. I’m gonna have the mark of the ball on my thigh the whole weekend. Turns out, small shorts aren’t ideal for soccer. Then, Rene twisted his knee. Badly. Bad enough a few of us had to send him to the hospital. He doesn’t think anything is torn but they’ve scheduled a scan sometime next week. He’s now gonna be in crutches the whole weekend, and we’ll into next week, we think. So not only do I now have a soccer ball shaped bruise on my thigh, I’m helping him around the house and babysitting him AND his on Saturday. Oh, and needless to say, there was no bull riding that night. 😑

So that’s my long weekend ahead. Not what I had in mind, but ah well. Looks like I’m gonna be that “skimpy swimsuit lady with the ” by the pool again. At least I’ll work on my tan, bruised thigh or no bruised thigh.

Hope your weekends going better. Happy Easter Sunday!

partygald 40F
1963 posts
4/15/2022 1:06 am

Posting here again, in case the original one gets fucked up.

I was all set on blogging about last weekend, which was what you’d call a “fun-filled weekend”. But! I’m super irritable cos well..this is what I’m about to bitch about.

It’s been a rough week for me on several fronts. Work wise as well as a few other things that’s been fucking up plans. It’s a long weekend too. So, I started Thursday feeling a little needy. Had a good long text conversation with the husband through the whole day and that helped. A lot. But I was still feeling….like I needed physical companionship. I reached out to Rene, and bam! I was going over for the night. The only catch was, he had gonna play soccer with his colleagues after work. He asked if I wanted to join him cos it was a mixed group. I figured, why not, so I joined them. Little did I know 😑

They were brutally serious about their game. March? What do you call it? Either way, they were fucking serious about it. They were screaming at each other and some of them were pretty rough with each other. I’m pretty rubbish at the sport, and they were nice enough to leave me and a few others (who also sucked) out of the roughhousing. But we still got screamed at. Lol. One of the other guys were screaming at me for something, and I just looked at him and shrugged. I was really trying hard to not laugh at how serious they took it. Hey, I was just there to kill time mostly. All I wanted to do was shake my ass a little, check my own reflection when I was running around in my tiny shorts, then go back and fuck my French supercop. 😝 LOL.

Then I got smacked in the thigh by the ball really, really hard. I’m gonna have the mark of the ball on my thigh the whole weekend. Turns out, small shorts aren’t ideal for soccer. Then, Rene twisted his knee. Badly. Bad enough a few of us had to send him to the hospital. He doesn’t think anything is torn but they’ve scheduled a scan sometime next week. He’s now gonna be in crutches the whole weekend, and we’ll into next week, we think. So not only do I now have a soccer ball shaped bruise on my thigh, I’m helping him around the house and babysitting him AND his kids on Saturday. Oh, and needless to say, there was no bull riding that night. 😑

So that’s my long weekend ahead. Not what I had in mind, but ah well. Looks like I’m gonna be that “skimpy swimsuit lady with the kids” by the pool again. At least I’ll work on my tan, bruised thigh or no bruised thigh.

Hope your weekends going better. Happy Easter Sunday!


partygald 40F
1963 posts
4/15/2022 1:08 am

What the fuck is up with the inability of this sites programming to read apostrophes and inverted commas? Fucking A….you’d think they would have got it by now….


HuttValleyboy67 55M  
547 posts
4/15/2022 4:20 pm

dang, it is hard to get laid


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
4/15/2022 9:33 pm

They won't be fixing this old forum with the new forum active now.
Married for 36 years and it's been extremely hard to get laid for for ages. It was good in the beginning!


ClitLickB4DickU 64M  
1392 posts
4/16/2022 9:09 pm

Hey Heidi.......I'm in Seminyak and also struggling to get Laid, so I feel your pain

The sexy Hot-wife i've been chatting with for a few years has gone back to her home village in Java for Lebaran and so she's not here, and we kept missing each other even pre-covid.....so that has been 3 years of Foreplay by Sexting !!!!!

Then I lost the phone contact of the Sexy Lombok girl I Fucked March 2020 when I was last in Bali.....Arrrrrggggh

Fingers crossed for this evening and a girl I found on LINE.....but i'm suspicious she's a Pro or a timewaster.

Wish I could bump into Heidi ............


ClitLickB4DickU 64M  
1392 posts
4/16/2022 9:12 pm

BTW.......Your last 2 posts don't show up in the terrible new format Community/Blog section......I can only access through your main profile.....so that would exclude Standard Members from reading.......thought you should know, and I sent a complaint to TSdates.com


partygald 40F
1963 posts
4/20/2022 12:08 am

    Quoting ClitLickB4DickU:
    Hey Heidi.......I'm in Seminyak and also struggling to get Laid, so I feel your pain

    The sexy Hot-wife i've been chatting with for a few years has gone back to her home village in Java for Lebaran and so she's not here, and we kept missing each other even pre-covid.....so that has been 3 years of Foreplay by Sexting !!!!!

    Then I lost the phone contact of the Sexy Lombok girl I Fucked March 2020 when I was last in Bali.....Arrrrrggggh

    Fingers crossed for this evening and a girl I found on LINE.....but i'm suspicious she's a Pro or a timewaster.

    Wish I could bump into Heidi ............
Fuuuuuck!!! You got there even before I did!! 😣
That, is officially fucked up. Lol. There seems to always be something preventing us from heading back. The latest being our place is…well, in a mess. Like really mess. We had an arrangement with someone who was supposed to go over and care for the place while we were gone. But they fell ill (this was waaaay back in mid 2020 so…) and she just didn’t go back.

I had asked one of my neighbours to go check and apparently the front and back yard has overgrown, the windows are broken and the wiring and plumbing for the whole place is also fucked. I’m liaising with the housing agent and it’s still going on.
I’m still trying to go back in a month or so but I’m heading off to Perth (the irony) early next week first. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Oh! And good luck getting laid!! Lol


partygald 40F
1963 posts
4/20/2022 12:09 am

    Quoting ClitLickB4DickU:
    BTW.......Your last 2 posts don't show up in the terrible new format Community/Blog section......I can only access through your main profile.....so that would exclude Standard Members from reading.......thought you should know, and I sent a complaint to TSdates.com
Uhh….ok. Thank you. I’ll deal with that when I have more time. I haven’t bothered to check or anything like that yet. The fuck they doing huh? 😝


ClitLickB4DickU 64M  
1392 posts
4/21/2022 3:16 am

How long are you going to be in Perth? I will be back there around Mid-June, but may be in SG early May......and Bali a few times in between Hahaha.

Seems like we might be continually crossing in the skies......


ClitLickB4DickU 64M  
1392 posts
4/24/2022 11:30 pm

I'm in SG May 6-9, if you're around and want to meet?..........

i'm about half the man and twice the age of Rene, but good company nevertheless


hillzman777 45M

4/25/2022 8:40 pm

Hope you are having a great week!


discreteSteve62 50M
2169 posts
4/25/2022 10:42 pm

What the fuck is up with the inability of this sites programming to read apostrophes and inverted commas? Fucking A… you’d think they would have got it by now…

Yes, the new forum system probably means that they're not going to bother fixing the old one. I mentioned the technical explanation before, not that it really matters.

What really baffles me is that when you copy and paste the same message into a reply it comes out right. I suppose that's not a complete disaster, because of another bit of weirdness about the blog software: it doesn't flag messages as new on followers' blog pages unless there's a reply, and replying yourself counts.

Anyway, it's definitely frustrating to be horny and unable to get laid. I slept a fair share of the morning because I was feeling a bit off, and then in the afternoon it was time to do errands and bring the boy home from school. All evening we kept eyeing each other like, "I need orgasms!", all while the boy was after us demanding attention.


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