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Serious question for the men....
Posted:May 22, 2019 1:43 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2019 10:30 pm
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How difficult is it to shave your testicles? I know how tricky it can be to shave my lady bits, and nothing dangles from my body. Seriously, how to you shave your ballsacks guys?
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Blast from the past
Posted:May 21, 2019 5:09 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2019 10:34 pm
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I very recently had a chance to become reacquainted with one of the very first people I met here. I know this probably seems like a helluva strange place to meet people that you connect with in a non sexual way, but it does happen. Years had gone by since we spoke last, maybe 8 or 9, but 3 minutes into a phone call we were right back where we were then. Our kids our older, we are older, one of us has had major relationship changes, the other is still working on the same mission project. Careers have changed. Everything has changed, except our rapport. I don't think I can describe how nice it felt to hear his voice again, especially to hear him say my voice in the exact same "what am I gonna do with you" tone. I hope he could hear my smile.
Now, I don't mean to take anything away from the other friendships I have made over my years here, I love you guys too, but he was the one I lost touch with and who crossed my mind often but I had no contact info for. The universe set things up for our paths to cross again, and I am grateful.
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Ah, there it is
Posted:May 19, 2019 10:25 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2019 10:35 pm
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And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.




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Anyone?
Posted:May 15, 2019 2:24 pm
Last Updated:May 16, 2019 6:47 am
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Anyone else feel this right in the chest?
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See, it's like this...
Posted:May 5, 2019 8:28 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2019 10:36 pm
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Exactly like this.
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Adios mf'er
Posted:Apr 30, 2019 3:08 am
Last Updated:May 1, 2019 4:11 am
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There are times in life when we are faced with parting ways with a thing that doesn't serve us well. Could be a car, a worn out pair of jeans, a bad bf/gf, anything at all that no longer suits us.

Today is one of those times in my life. All I can say is "listen here gallbladder, I grew you myself, I fed you a mostly healthy diet, I watered you with good clean water, the sunshine from my very soul warmed you, I never subjected you to excessive alcohol and really no drugs at all (sorry about those edibles, that wasnt fun for either of us) , and you still fail me! You just up and die! You could learn a thing or too from a uterus you know, I put that thing through hell and it's still kicking."

My only eulogy for you, my dear non functioned bile storage container, is you can just go eat a bag of dicks!
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Riddle me this...
Posted:Apr 25, 2019 4:35 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2019 11:09 am
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Explain this, somebody, please.
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I might be that kind of woman
Posted:Apr 3, 2019 3:32 am
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2019 6:43 am
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Most mornings I wake up with a song playing in my head. Today it is this one...

There once was a woman
A strange kind of woman
The kind that gets written down in history
Her name was Nancy
Her face was nothing fancy
She left a trail of happiness and misery
I loved her
Everybody loved her
She loved everyone and gave them good return
I tried to take her
I even tried to break her
She said I ain't for takin' won't you ever learn
I want you I need you I gotta be near you
I spent my money as I took my turn
I want you I need you gotta be near you
Ooh I got a strange kind of woman
She looked like a raver
But I could never please her
On Wednesday mornings boy you can't go far
I couldn't get her
But things got better, she said
Saturday nights from now on baby you're my star
She finally said she loved me
I wed her in a hurry
No more callers and I glowed with pride
I'm dreaming
I feel like screaming
I won my woman just before she died
I want you I need you I gotta be near you
I spent my money as I took my turn
I want you I need you I gotta be near you
Ooh I had a strange kind of woman
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Just a little Kiss
Posted:Mar 31, 2019 6:47 pm
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2019 6:44 am
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Last night I had a "last chance" experience, I went to see the iconic rock band Kiss in concert. I'm not one who enjoys crowds, I actually kind of hate crowds, but I wasn't missing the end of the road tour. The energy in the arena was amazing. A sold out crowd of Kiss Army members. The show was phenonemal! Fireworks! Flames! Smoke! Lasers! Rockets shooting from a guitar! Some of the best known songs of my lifetime (still a lil pissed that they didnt do Uh! All Night, but hey, it was still great). Paul and Gene are pushing 70, but they are still amazing. They aren't messing around either. A 20 song set, no intermission, back to back performances around the world. They are strutting around in platform boots, singing and playing from their hearts. It was an amazing experience. I will admit I needed a longer recovery period than I did the last time I saw them, but I'm proud to say that I still wanna rock and roll until around 11PM, and party maybe once every 3 months or so.
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Nice Job Girls!
Posted:Feb 9, 2019 3:45 pm
Last Updated:Apr 3, 2019 3:33 am
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"It's time your annual mammogram" is never a reminder a woman wants. I especially was dreading this one, because I failed the last one. Then I turned around and failed the first biopsy, and also came away with a hemorrhage and a spectacular hematoma. Luckily, I passed the lumpectomy. This time. Was different, this time the girls did me proud. Nothing suspicious showed up on the mammogram!
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So, what are you looking for?
Posted:Feb 8, 2019 6:07 am
Last Updated:Feb 9, 2019 3:45 pm
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Has to be the most common question asked around here. "So, what are you looking for?" I wish I knew how to answer that. Ultimately, I am not "looking" for anything at all. It's easy to find what you search for. If I would say "I am for a 9 inch long, 4 inch in circumference penis, I probably would have found one years ago. The thing is, I am truly not looking for a damn thing. Every once in a great while, something just falls out of the clear blue sky and lands right in front of you. Those are the things to treasure or at least pursue. Maybe just poke it with a stick and see if it bites you. So, the bottom line is I am not here on a quest to find what I'm looking for, I am,just enjoying the experience and waiting for something I was not looking for to fall into my lap. I just hope it doesn't have a bony ass, I bruise easy.
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The great escape
Posted:Sep 1, 2016 1:42 pm
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2016 8:05 pm
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I had to say goodbye to a dear old friend today. Due to finances, one of the all time best nursing home residents had to move to another home. You would think a 92 year old woman, weighing 82 pounds would pretty much go with the flow. Oh no. She put up one hell of a resistance. The aides came and found me, I talked her down a little, we made it to the door, and she revolted again. The medical transport driver asked if one of us would ride with her, everyone looked at me, I asked if I was allowed, the person in charge said yes, I said " let me grab my purse!" I sprinted to grab my stuff and ripped the door open and yelled "let's move it Ella, before they change their minds!" We got loaded into the van and started down the road. Ella was still not a happy camper, but she said she knew I wouldn't let anything bad happen to her. It was an interesting ride. She asked how many people we do this to, I asked what she meant, she said "how many people do you kidnap?" I replied "as many as we can talk into getting in the van." A little later she said "now you girls just drop me off at the next church we pass, the church takes homeless persons like me, you just drop me off and leave and I'll tell them 2 foreign men with funny accents took me, I don't want you girls getting in trouble over this." I distracted her by starting a rousing rendition of "cowboy sweetheart", she quickly joined in and was yodeling before long. Then she stopped and said "just let me out right here." I said "and then what?" She said "I'll walk, and when I can't walk anymore I'll just sit and cry on the side of the road." I explained that she was much better off just riding along with us. I asked if she wanted to drive, she replied "ah hell, I haven't driven in 10 years, I'm not sure I could." I said "I don't care, it's not my car, come on up here and give it a try." By the time we got to her new home she was cool with the whole idea. She sang and yodeled for the staff there and demanded lunch. When I was leaving I gave her a hug and kiss and told I loved her and I'm glad we'd gotten to be friends. I was fighting tears and then she said "I love you, lots, and when they find out I escaped from that last hell hole, I promise I won't tell them you were my accomplice." Well thanks Ella.
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Then they do
Posted:Aug 24, 2016 8:30 pm
Last Updated:May 24, 2019 2:49 am
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Kids grow up. In a hurry.

My youngest has decided he needs to wear stylish clothes. He's outgrown camp shorts and basic tshirts. He likes to shop in stores that sell jeans for the price I would pay for a complete outfit. Yesterday, he got the braces off his teeth and got a different haircut. He aged 5 years in 2 hours. He's a big kid. Literally, he's one of the 3 tallest 10th graders. He used to be the littlest kid in the grade. He's still full of mischief, he still gets the same impish look in his eye when he knows he's going to do something, and that something is going to land him in a spot of trouble, but it's going to be hilarious, so it's worth it. His spirit has grown with his body. I'm just hoping there's no more twerking in math class or "excessive mooing" (yes, he mooed excessively in 2nd grade, it's noted in his permanent record). He'll be better when he's older. I'm sure of it.

The middle child has been off at college for 10 days. She moved in early because she's on a sports team. I just saw a picture of her and her teammates enjoying some downtime at the lake after running the trails there. She. Looks. Like. She's. 26. She was 18 when I dropped her off. She's beautiful. Rockin a bikini on her 6'0, athletic frame. Whatever happened to scabby kneed, sticky faced, filthy little girl who played in the creeks and woods, and bet her dad $10 she could milk a wild bunny? The girl who picked all the apples too soon to feed to her pretend horses. Oh, I know she's still in there, she's just changed shapes. She wants to play with the animals in the woods as a profession. She'll get there.

The oldest child, dubbed "great mighty ruler" by the younger ones, has done the college thing, for awhile, she took some time off to "figure things out." I think we all know how that goes, they never go back. But that's ok, she stumbled into a job she loves, that pays well. And has the potential for moving up the ladder. She's back under my roof, but she's doing good. Paying her bills, saving a small fortune. She's up at 3 am some mornings. She gets shit done. She's a boss. In everything she does. Whether she's coaching her sister in sports, or tutoring her brother in algebra, or running a business for her boss. She's got this. Always has.

So, while its sad that they grow up so fucking fast, it's cool to see some of their traits grow with them. But dammit, where did the time go?
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