Blogs > rm_events > Blog contests! |
Naughty Carol Contest!
Naughty Carol Contest! THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED. CHECK BACK TOMORROW 12/28 FOR YOUR WINNERS! A day or two ago I found a dating site I wanted to get laid– Preferably that night! They quizzed me on my brains, Emotions, and romance, But I don't care about those things I just want to drop my pants! Oh… Jingle balls, jingle balls, Hairy ones and shaved! Oh what fun it is to post My cock online today! HEY! -ALT.com member masterlorelei Now it’s your turn! The TSdates.com elves want you to write a naughty holiday carol for us in our Naughty Carol Contest! Unwrap your best holiday fantasy, tell us what mommy was really doing to Santa, or show us where you prefer to hang the mistletoe ‒ and you could win a Gold Membership! Sit down with your milk and cookies and write your dirtiest carol or holiday limerick ‒ it needs to rhyme, and we're looking for originality and creativity! Make us laugh or make us melt! And remember, our elves don't like naughty plagiarists ‒ if you can find it on the Internet, so can we! Multiple entries are permitted (one entry per blog post). To enter, post a comment here containing your entry. The deadline to enter is Tuesday, December 27th at 11:59 a.m. Pacific Time . There will be no voting period for this contest. The team at TSdates.com will pick the top 3 winners, which will be announced on Wednesday, Dec. 28th. Prizes for this contest are: First Place: 1-year Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs Second Place: 6-month Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs Third Place: 3-month Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs Specific Contest Rules: 1. All entries must adhere to the Terms of Use. 2. To be valid, entries must rhyme and not exceed the 200 word limit. Invalid entries may be deleted without notice. 3. Pseudonyms only; no real names or handles allowed. 4. All entries must be submitted by Tuesday, December 27th at 11:59 a.m. Pacific Time. 5. General contest rules apply. |
|||
1 post 12/27/2011 10:42 am |
I wish me a tranny for christmas I wish me a tranny for christmas I wish me a tranny for christmas and screw her all year...
| ||
|
It's the most wonderful time of the year, (Ding dong ding dong) With swingers jingle belling, And everyone out at the pub, drinking their beers, It's the most wonderful time of the year, (Ding dong ding dong) It's the hot-hottest season of all, With those holiday greetings and the hot horny meetings, When lovers come to call, It's the hot-hottest season of all, There'll be swingers parties for hosting, Lots of spit roasting, And promising men can be blowed, There'll be sexy new stories, And tales of the glories of, Hot christmases long, long ago, It's the most wonderful time of the year, There'll be lots of camel-toeing, And cocks will start growing, When love ones are near, It's the most wonderful time of the year, There'll be orgies for hosting, Much much more spit roasting, And shagging outside in the snow, There’ll be horny hot stories, And tales of the glories of, Sex orgies long, long ago, It's the most wonderful time of the year, There'll be lots of camel-toeing, And cocks will be growing, When love ones are near, It's the most wonderful time of the year, There'll be lot's and lot's felatt-io, And cocks will be growing, When love ones are near, It's the most wonderful time, It's the most wonderful time, It's the most wonderful time, It's the most wonderful time of the year!
| ||
|
It's the most wonderful time of the year, (Ding dong ding dong) With swingers jingle belling, And everyone out at the pub, drinking their beers, It's the most wonderful time of the year, (Ding dong ding dong) It's the hot-hottest season of all, With those holiday greetings and the hot horny meetings, When lovers come to call, It's the hot-hottest season of all, There'll be swingers parties for hosting, Lots of spit roasting, And promising men can be blowed, There'll be sexy new stories, And tales of the glories of, Hot christmases long, long ago, It's the most wonderful time of the year, There'll be lots of camel-toeing, And cocks will start growing, When love ones are near, It's the most wonderful time of the year, There'll be orgies for hosting, Much much more spit roasting, And shagging outside in the snow, There’ll be horny hot stories, And tales of the glories of, Sex orgies long, long ago, It's the most wonderful time of the year, There'll be lots of camel-toeing, And cocks will be growing, When love ones are near, It's the most wonderful time of the year, There'll be lot's and lot's felatt-io, And cocks will be growing, When love ones are near, It's the most wonderful time, It's the most wonderful time, It's the most wonderful time, It's the most wonderful time of the year!
| ||
|
Only if my Stepmom knew who was Santa this Xmas? Zip down, pants off You can see my long balls Jingling, jingling all the way Jingling to her pussy entrance with no delay Shave pussy clear pussy well cut pussy Looking smooth like a baby butt Pussy like this you have to touch Pussy like this I seek, only a fool would not eat, Love, kiss, hold and suck, plays with the clits then fuck. Oh what a fun it is to slide in her splay Pussy so tight, pussy just right, my dick filled the hole tight Virgin? I can’t say… Joyful I’m, she came my way, Fat pussy lips, riding my dick slow While I’m spreading her butt cheeks In and out my big juicy dick goes, pussy so wet I could tell she going to explode Before you know, juice flowing My dick hard like a rock She sucked it like a lollipop Back against the wall I’m about to pop, Her lips, her lips, her lips Her soft smooth lips did the trick… A rich creamy load splashing on her face blessing her with grace She was joyful to taste
| ||
|
Rudolph the Cross-Dressing Reindeer Rudolph the cross-dressing reindeer Liked to put on women’s clothes And he looked rather sexy In a corset and fishnet hose All of the other cross-dressers Used to bitch when they heard his name They didn’t like it because Rudolph Was so damn good as hot looking dame Then one foggy Christmas eve Santa came out, said he was gay He said, Rudolph in that dress so tight Won’t you ride my dick tonight? They invited all the reindeer to an orgy And the elves joined in with glee Rudolph the cross-dressing reindeer Won’t you come have sex with me? Rudolph the cross-dressing reindeer Won’t you come have sex with me?
| ||
|
Santa Claus is a Drag Queen Downtown Yes if you found out, It would make you cry; Mrs. Claus without a doubt, Is really a guy. Santa Claus is a drag queen downtown! After taking a piss, He jacks off twice; But wearing women’s clothing is his favorite vice. Santa Claus is a drag queen downtown! He pees on you when you're sleeping, He’ll blow you when you're awake; He knows if you've had an orgasm, So don’t fake it for goodness sake! O! Yes if you found out, It would make you cry; Mrs. Claus without a doubt, Is really a guy. Santa Claus is a drag queen downtown! Santa Claus is a drag queen downtown!
| ||
|
You're My `Ho’! Oh the leather cattails is frightful, But your tongue is so delightful, And the way you gave me an O, You’re my `Ho’! You’re my `Ho’! You’re my `Ho’! Your ass shows signs of cropping, And I've done some cornhole popping, Your lips have gone way down low, You’re my `Ho’! You’re my `Ho’! You’re my `Ho’! When your pussy gets so tight, cunnilingus I’m going to perform! But if you'll get me off right, All of my jizz’ll be so warm. Your chest is slowly sighing, And, your legs, we're still untying, But as long as you fuck me slow, You’re my `Ho’! You’re my `Ho’! You’re my `Ho’!
| ||
|
Santa Claus Is Stalking You Down There isn’t a doubt Definitely Bi If she won’t put out He will find a guy Santa Claus is stalking you down He's grabbing his cock And stroking it twice; Harder than a rock Squeezed tight in a vice Santa Claus is stalking you down He gropes you when you're sleeping He molests when you're awake He knows if you're alone at night Lock the door for goodness sake! O! There isn’t a doubt Definitely Bi If she won’t put out He will find a guy Santa Claus is stalking you down Santa Claus is stalking you down
| ||
12/27/2011 4:10 am |
Naughty version of a white Christmas (White jizzmus) I'm creaming all my white jizzmus For all the girls I love to show When the wet pussies glisten All the strokers listen To hear the vibrators make her juices flow I creaming all my white jizzmus With every cam I click on at night May her pussy be hot wet and tight And may all your ejaculations be long and white I creaming all my white jizzmus With every cam I click on at night May her pussy be hot wet and tight And may all your ejaculations be long and white
| ||
12/26/2011 10:11 pm |
Away with a stranger The party was dead The drunk college students Made off to their bed They got to her house And he started foreplay She suddenly stopped and him So that she could say I hope you don’t mind but I like the backdoor Some guys wont try anal So I ask before The lad had to wonder If this would be safe But then shoved his cock in Away to its base She screamed out in pleasure And started to cry The lad showed no mercy and bit her left thigh for twenty long minutes their bodies were fused but when the lad finished he only felt used
| ||
|
Have a holly jolly fuckfest with TSdates.com well i sure know my load i'll blow when i find some nice rear Have a holly jolly fuckfest and some sweet pussy to eat say hello to the friends you blow and all the horny ones you meet oh oh lick down low hung down to his knee somebody waits for you fuck her once for me Have a holly jolly fuckfest you can meet her right here oh, bygolly have a holly jolly fuckfest this year
| ||
|
Erupt Lick-ing my candy-cane I e-rupt in-side your mouth I am like cham-pagne Your tongue cleans me We move like a train I e-rupt with-out a doubt You move like a vane Your so horn-y Your juice falls like rain You e-rupt-ed all a-round Don`t stop,please re-main Slow-ly rock me Let your bod-y drain When you e-rupt,I`m dous-ed You are my sex chain I am hap-py
| ||
|
Foursome How a-bout a four-some Three girls and a guy Lets take off our den-im I`ll watch you and you watch me How a-bout a four-some Oh girls don`t be shy May I touch your bos-om Then please lick me like cand-y One plus three is four-some Lock me with your thigh We can play at ran-dom On top,the side or dog-gie Three plus one is four-some Give this sex a try It`s your chance for free-dom I will be your love gen-ie
| ||
|
Santa baby, slip a dildo under the tree, or three I've been an awful bad girl, Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight Santa baby, WeVibe would be loverly too, light blue I'll keep my legs open, dear Santa baby, scurry down my chimney tonight Think of all the fun I haven't had, Think of the faces I haven't sat on Next year I could be, oh so good Stand under the mistletoe, Feed me your wood Santa honey, I wanna poke, that ain't No joke I've been a cougar all year Santa baby, fill me with your chimney tonight Santa baby, one more thing I really do need, the deed Done to that vagina of mine Santa cutie, hurry down, bang me tonight Santa cutie, filling my stockings with juicy thighs Put your ex outta mind, Santa baby, come and eat my snatch tonight Come and taste my slick pussy, Then you can lick my sweet fanny I really do believe in you, Let's see if you can give me your hot white goo Santa honey, forgot to mention one big ol' thing - your dink Wanna suck on your bone Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight
| ||
1 post 12/26/2011 12:45 pm |
Dashing through the house Undressing as we go The floor is covered with All her sexy clothes I come up behind her And gently smack her ass I wonder just how long I can make this last Oh damn she’s hot, damn she’s fine with those tits bouncing Up and down and all around this has got to be a dream Oh, Santa Clause you naughty man, made my Christmas wish come true With just a few more bounces I know that I’ll be through She quickly says hold on And instantly jumps off Heads on down below And starts sucking my cock I tell her to turn around Put those lips to mine Before we know what’s going on We’re doing 69 Hey, damn she’s hot, damn she’s fine, her sweet mouth on my schlong Again it makes me wonder if I can make this last real long She just squirted in my mouth how’d she know I wanted some Oh hey girl you better watch out because here I cuuuuuuuuuummmm!!!!!!
| ||
|
little cummer toy cum she told me pa rum pum pum pum a cream filled hole to see, pa rum pum pum pum I slip on my cock ring pa rum pum pum pum I watch your tits bouncing pa rum pum pum pum rum pum pum pum rum pum pum pum she sit's on top of him pa rum pum pum pum when we cum hey baby pa rum pum pum pum my cock is hard for you pa rum pum pum pum your husband's watching pa rum pum pum pum while i make your pussy scream pa rum pum pum pum rum pum pum pum rum pum pum pum shall i cum for you pa rum pum pum pum on your bum he nodded pa rum pum pum pum to fill you up this time pa rum pum pum pum you look and smile at him pa rum pum pum pum you spread your legs for him pa rum pum pum pum rum pum pum pum rum pum pum pum then he smiled at me pa rum pum pum pum me and my cum
| ||
|
Sung to Up On The House Top Up On My Cock Top Up on my cock top, Nice red lips, You’re gonna give me lots of licks. Down on my cock shaft, You suck me slow, Then faster action To make it blow. Ho, ho, ho! The juices flow! Ho, ho, ho! The juices flow! Up on my cock top, Lick, lick, lick, Then down in your pussy, With my big dick. I lick your pussy, And make it swell. Oh dear girl! I’ll fill it well! I give you a stroking From side to side, And you open up For a wide ride. Ho, ho, ho! The juices flow! Ho, ho, ho! The juices flow! Up on my cock top, Lick, lick, lick, Then down in your pussy, With my big dick. More deep sensations from Softlysubtle.
| ||
|
This is a visual series that I started working on before the contest was announced - click the links to see the pictures. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Twelve chilly cyclists, The Twelfth Day of Xmas Eleven speedo'd Santas, The Eleventh Day of Xmas Ten naked rockers, The Tenth Day of Xmas Nine bathing beauties, The Ninth Day of Xmas Eight maids a-drinking, The Eighth Day of Xmas Seven ladies dancing, The 7th Day of Xmas Six dudes a-leaping, The Sixth Day of Xmas ::Five...nipple...rings:: The Fifth Day of Xmas Four calling birds, The Fourth Day of Xmas Three French men, The Third Day of Xmas Two nerds I love, The Second Day of Xmas and a pinup girl in front of a tree. The Twelve Days of Xmas
| ||
|
Jump On My Hard Cock by BalangBalagDo (Up On The House Top) Jump on my hard cock, its hard because Im always horny, it's one of my flaws Even as I'm sleeping, I dream that my dick Is getting a blow job, lick lick lick Yo yo yo, C'mon give it a blow Whoa whoa whoa.. it's just for girls, you know so Jump on my hard cock and make it quick Dont forget the nutsack, just give 'em a flick Yo yo yo, name's Balang Balang Do Hey where'd you go? That wasn't nice, ho. Aw Shit! Nobody's here to sit on my dick Back to TSdates.com to get another chick. Yo yo yo There goes another hot pic C'mon find me girls, I'm Balang Butsekik It's Now Time To Go, There's a rumble from my prick Cant get cum on my Laptop, It makes the keys stick! Thank You Madison Square Garden!! Remember to get your pets laid and your ex-boyfriends neutered! Merry Clitlicks and Slappy Your Rear!
| ||
|
I Saw Mommy Humping Santa Claus by BalangBalangDo (Best when sung to the Jackson 5 version.) (Beginning spoken)(Hearing a moan) Wow! Mommy's humping Santa Claus! I saw mommy humping Santa Claus I watched him lick her cameltoe with fright Now Santa gives me the creeps I can never go back to sleep I'm gonna be fucked up for life Coz they couldn't be discreet Then I saw mommy lick up Santa's load Like a frog's tongue when it tries to catch a FLYYYYYYYYYYY! Oh I wish you could have seen What Daddy did when he walked in Daddy hacking off Santa's cock With a knife! (the brothers) I saw mommy humping (humpin humpin) Santa Claus (spoken) I did, I really did see mommy humping Santa Claus! And if she goes to hell, I'm Glad! Then I saw daddy pick up Santa's cock n He threw it right into mommy's EYYYYYYYYE! Oh Shit! What a fuckin sin Seein a hole where Santa's dick just had been What my mommy did fucked me up For Life!!!!! Stop laughin I ain't jokin, n Wipe off that stupid grin Mommy just fucked me up Fooor Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife!!! (Spoken) I did.. I did.. I really did see mommy humping Santa Claus.. You gotta believe me.. You just gotta believe me.. C'mon fellas believe me.. you gotta believe me
| ||
12/25/2011 10:14 pm |
Christmas my friends is in the air ho,ho,ho Another fuck fest, is coming to bring in the New Year Out with the mistletoe and off with the cloths Santa is coming and will be looking for his hole This site came to me the other day Out of this world, it blew me away Ladies showing themselves on sexual display Wanting to be fucked in all sorts of ways I wrote to Santa and put down my needs, I wanted more Told him i want to fuck them like never before He got back to me saying his bag was bloated and about to explode I told him have faith, your dick will be satisfied like never before He chuckled saying, ho, ho, ho daddy Christmas is going to blow his load On the night Santa came all over the world Everyone thought it was snow But no But no, thanks to this site Santa lost his load
| ||
|
I feel my pecker tinglin, balls are jingling too Come on and tell me whether, i can link em together with you. I need a hot sleek mommy to slip slommy into, I must be over eager, Cause even your beaver will do. Get it up, Get it up, Get it up lets go, your butt is to slow, start hoppin like a rabbit in the snow here it comes, here it comes, here it comes my dear, hot jizz in your ear. I know its not easy for you hanging from that chandelier! I new a new postion for a sperm worm fishin with you. I wanna jam my puts and both my nuts in your shoe. I feel my pecker tinglin balls are jingling too, Comon be so pleasent to pump my present in you.
| ||
1 post 12/25/2011 8:53 pm |
twinkle twinkle pussies here can i get 1 to fuck it here up and down on my dick so high like the effile tower in the sky When the blazing sun is gone, when he nothing shines upon, let me play with your pussies all the night
| ||
|
Twas the night before Christmas Dildos tucked away in the house All the neighbors were knocking The fluffer boy was aroused Tits were bouncing By the chimney with care In hopes that St. Peter Had cum prepared The pussy was pumped Her ass was plugged Squeezing hard nipples Her body felt mugged Mom with her night cap Dad with a grin There was no doubt He was committing sin Out in the yard In the winter glow We fucked in a hurry We don’t like the snow Away to the house We ran with a rush To heat up our bodies And squirt with a gush My hands on her breast Sucking her clit real slow It only took a moment To get a rise below Working her pussy She screamed hell no Im fucking her fast But she wants it slow Harder and faster I want it deep She chokes on my cock Until she weeps Now Karen Now Suzy Now Letitia Oh yes shes delicious On Lisa On Sherry On Becky On Mary To the top Of the list To the top Of the wall Now cum along It’s the last cum call
| ||
|
[image] This Dark Carol is in the style of O Christmas Tree Ghetto Romeo and Juliet, The Rock Opera. Final Act By BalangbalangDo This Song is Sung by 2 Characters. I'll Use Pink For The Woman's Part and Blue For The Dude's Part. Scene Opens With The Woman Walking Into Her Man's Apartment Catching Him In The Act of Having a Sexual Affair. Holy shit Henry, Who the fuck is she? and who the fuck are the other three? Oh Kristin please I am so sorry, this shit was not supposed to be. 4 girls, Henry? and you cheat on me! you should be killed you mother fucker Ok baby freeze it aint like that, squeeze, they came here to fuck my brother. what do you mean? I saw evrything, you're cock in one, licking the other 3. oh Kristin please, no, fuck you henry, let me explain, no, you just leave me be.. What I just saw, I can't believe. holy shit?! that's you mommy? This fuckin shit's just way too much for me! oh kristin please i'm begging on my knees, cant you stop this and come join in with me? Oh Henry, Fuck you , and fuck you mommy, too.. how could you two do this shit to me? you jackass henry, mom-ho has herpes, keep your disgusting dick far away from me! what? Mom-ho has a disease? her pussy's got from under cheeze! take mom-ho with you, that fuckin sleeze.. me and you are through.. my mom's a pig like you.. .. go fuck yourself, mom-ho the same thing goes for you! im not here for you, i fuck your brother too. coz you cant fuck, you dont know what to do. the next time that i see you.. i'll knock your teeth out boo.. its the last thing you'll ever see me do! who cares what you said, *boom*, see that?.. you're fuckin dead.. i can go back to living peacefully mom-ho cant you see, what this has done to me, now its your turn, *boom* you're dead like henry, holy shit what did i do? now i have to die with you.. goodbye world and fuck all of you too! *boom* Merry Christmas!
| ||
1 post 12/25/2011 4:00 pm |
I'm dreaming of a big cock just like the one's I fucked before with your hot cum flowing my juices glowing my cunt is always wanting more I'm dreaming of a hard cock fucking my pussy nice and fast with your balls banging my ass and to feel your cum in me at last
| ||
|
WHITE, CREAMY CHRISTMAS: I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just as that cock is set to blow With my red lips dripping And a hard cock slipping As that creamy load is let go I'm dreaming of a white Christmas With every hot throbbing dick May your cum shots be heavy and thick And may all Your blow jobs do the trick
| ||
12/25/2011 2:16 pm |
Oh fuck me please, oh fuck me please, How fucking good, your cock in me! Oh pound me hard, oh all night long, Until I'm begging for more. I'm just so horny all alone And your big dick sure needs a home, Oh fuck me please, oh daddy please! Put your hot cock inside me please! There's cum to swallow, piss to drink And your dick in my ass to sink. I'm just a horny slut, you see, Your daddy dick is just for me! I need it bad, you know it's true, And now I'm sure you need it, too!
| ||
1 post 12/25/2011 12:58 pm |
Lick my balls im feeling jolly fal-al-al-lal-laa lal-al-lal-laa Suck my cock like an ice lolly Fal-al-al-lal-laa lal-al-lal-laa Poke your finger in my bum Upon your face I swear ill cum Lick my balls im feeling jolly Fal-al-al-lal-laa lal al lal laa.
| ||
1 post 12/25/2011 12:54 pm |
Pink dong merrily I'm high It's heaven when my balls are tingling Pink dong! Pointing to the sky Is drivin' with the gel a slippin' Glorias' hot arse is excellent E'en so here below I go Let straining balls be swinging And in, in, in I go I feast while deeply tongueing Glorias' hot arse is excellent Splayed are you, beautifully primed Your milking mine, your ring is May you be full of mine Sure revelling in cum, your ming is Glorias' hot arse is excellent
| ||
1 post 12/25/2011 9:40 am |
Well my lover he's a wild one He'd rather break the rules than follow That's why he's locked up at Christmas With a whole bunch of other fellows Oh, blue balls and teardrops Are on my Christmas tree I'm all alone at Christmas And my lover I thank thee For blue balls and teardrops On my Christmas tree My stocking I hung on a nail That wasn't too secure But it will still hold all the emptiness That I must endure Oh, blue balls and teardrops Are on my Christmas tree I'm all alone at Christmas And my lover I thank thee For blue balls and teardrops On my Christmas tree No santa won't be stopping here He knows there is no cheer So I'll just watch him fly right by And drink another beer On, blue balls and teardrops Are on my Christmas tree I'm all alone at Christmas And my lover I thank thee For blue balls and teardrops On my Christmas tree I hope he's not enjoying this Any more than me Cause next year I don't want to see On my Christmas tree Oh, blue balls and teardrops Are on my Christmas tree I'm all alone at Christmas And my lover I thank thee For blue balls and teardrops On my Christmas tree. The use of these lyrics is expressly prohibited.
| ||
1 post 12/25/2011 6:35 am |
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve vibrators a vibrating, Eleven pussy pumps a pumping, Ten, pornos a playing, Nine strippers dancing, Eight asses a shaking, Seven sperms a-swimming, Six lesbians a-laying, Five nipple rings, Four calling girls, Three French ticklers, Two, blow up dolls, And a virgin naked in a pear tree!
| ||
12/24/2011 9:23 pm |
Frosty the snowman, was in need of some real fun. logged to TRANNY DATES. COM my friend so he could FUCK someone HE WANTED SOMETHING NEW YA SEE & found singles by the ton. Now every week he has someone that likes to swallow cumm. Oh that frosty the snowman Loves to fuckin cumm
| ||
|
Smashing you a hoe, While its one leg in the air, Grinding that dick slow, While you pulling on my hair, An extra set of breasts, Cause I lick pussy too, I'll put you to the test, swallow the cum when you get through! HEY!! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Fuck me on the couch Put your finger in my ass And Fuck me doggie style I love sucking a dick, My pussy lips are fat And if you’re good I'll let you stick that fat dick in my cat It’s almost Christmas Day, And I know what I need If Santa’s on his way Hes got a hot couple for me! HEY!! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Fuck me on the couch Rub my pussy lips And stick your dick deep in my mouth
| ||
12/24/2011 7:16 pm |
I saw mommy fucking... Santa Claus It wasn't a pretty sight at all that way. He had wrinkly balls that sag way down low And every time she rubd his belly. He said Ho ho ho. I saw mommy fucking Santa Claus. It made want throw up in every way. So I went up stairs into the attic and pulled my shotgun out. And then I went and blue his brains out and said. Hey mommy you dirty slit next you should make sure I'm not home. Lol
| ||
|
To hark! The herald angels sing... Wink! A cutie lives near me, But, her picture I can't see. Start a standard member blog, Join some groups and perv along. Found a whole com-munity, Filled with people just like me. HNW on Wednesday, Swingers groups and T&A, Even if you're broke you see, TSdates.com has much for free. <3 [blog mrapadravya]
| ||
12/24/2011 5:54 pm |
Have a holly, jolly, hot cock It fits best in your ear Say hello, to girls that swallow And have a cup my dear Have a holly jolly, hot cock It feels good in your rear Oh by golly, have a holly, jolly, big cock this year!!!
| ||
|
We wish you a cum filled Christmas We wish you a cock filled Christmas We wish you a mouth filled Christmas And a fucking New Year We wish you a cunt filled Christmas We wish you an ass filled Christmas We wish you a hand filled Christmas And a fucking New Year Good girls we bring, to you and your men We wish you a horny Christmas And a fucking new sin We all want your cock a stroking They all want her pussy pounded We all want your cock a cumming And three girls to be mounted She wont leave till she gets some She wont leave till she sucks one She wont leave till she gets cum So come here for some fun Submissive or Dominant, whats your game Whips and chains they feel the same So suck it hard, fuck it deep Day and night even when I sleep Penis, dick or call it a cock No matter what its my rock Why cant we have a cock the whole year around Why cant we cum in every town We wish you a horny Christmas And a fucking new year
| ||
12/24/2011 5:09 pm |
Little Hummer Boy Come he told me, Ooh hump rump hump bum A new fuck toy to be, Ooh hump rump hump bum The finest ass I bring, Ooh hump rump hump bum To lay down with my fling, Ooh hump rump hump bum Hump rump hump bum, hump rump hump bum And I swallow Him, Ooh hump rump hump bum Going to cum Slow down baby, Ooh hump rump hump bum I am so horny too, Ooh hump rump hump bum I only want to please, Ooh hump rump hump bum But fuck my ass don’t tease, Ooh hump rump hump bum Hump rump hump bum, Hump rump hump bum Shall I spread for You, Ooh hump rump hump bum Spread my bum Spread my bum I sway my bum for Him Wanting my bum Soon he nodded, Ooh hump rump hump bum My throat he prodded, Ooh hump rump hump bum I took his dick all in, Ooh hump rump hump bum Then came so hard for Him, Ooh hump rump hump bum Hump rump hump bum, hump rump hump bum Then He smiled at me, Ooh hump rump hump bum Me and my cum And he comes
| ||
12/24/2011 3:33 pm |
dashing through the hoes in a one night open lay over her hills i cum flowing all the way uh huh huh
| ||
|
I saw Mommy licking Santa's balls Underneath the mistletoe last night. He seemed like such a creep As she sucked his cock balls-deep Then he laid her down and fucked her Till they tangled in a heap Then I saw Mommy frigging Santa Claus Till he started shooting ropes so pearly white Oh, I thought it was a sin When Daddy, he joined in And started licking Santa's stubby choad last night I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night. All I wanted was a jeep But they were just too cheap So I had the milk and cookies And went back upstairs to sleep
| ||
1 post 12/24/2011 1:39 pm |
o cum all ye woman horny and sexy o cum ye o cum ye to me cum and fuck me this sexy asian o cum and suck me o cum and fuck me o cum and play with me sexy le
| ||
1 post 12/24/2011 1:32 pm |
Dashing through these hoes, the plumber on da way, stroking while she blow, then u hear me say, im about to cum. She didn't even trip. She jumped rite up and turned around and start to work them hips.. Oh nuts below, dick is high, fucking all the way. She just wanna swallow me and then u hear me say 'hey' u wanna go, we can ride, my girlfriend on the way. What she don't know i need a hoe, so hit me up today.... 2807782
| ||
12/24/2011 12:05 pm |
Oh come on, I'm faithful sure it sounds redundant Oh come on, oh cum on "let's see where it goes" Profile says married, course she's not that interested Oh cum give me some co-ock I want some shemale co-ock Oh cum on will you ple-ease give me your cock honestly, she gave me her permission, please text me
| ||
12/24/2011 11:25 am |
Silent night, horny night. All is sexy, all is hot. Titties and asses, thighs and cocks. All combined in a game we love. Silent night is silent no more. Everyone parties all night long. My cock is getting hard now, hard as a rock. Ready for pussies ready for love.
| ||
12/24/2011 9:58 am |
I'm dreaming of a nice blow job Just like the one I saw online With her head a bobbing And my cock a throbbing And cum dripping off her chin
| ||
12/24/2011 9:33 am |
you better watch out you better not cry you better not shout im telling you why YES thats my hot cum in your eye. xx
| ||
12/24/2011 8:16 am |
Ring the bells; Santa smells, Rudolf ran away! Now Santa's stuck with my truck,cause Rudolf ran away! Betty Lou lay in the truck & said Santa cum and fuck! She'd made it grow and then she'd blow & said Santa make me glow! His balls were busting from all that lusting, now it's time to fuck! Just one more time for "Old St. Nick" & then i'll give you a lick! Now spread your legs & rub that pussy and watch the cum ooze out! Cause if you don't?, you might be "Up the Spout".....
| ||
12/24/2011 8:07 am |
Deck the halls with; Boobs & Pussies, Fah la la la la, la la la la For the Girls; they get trick dicks, Fah la la la la, la la la la Tis the season;to have lots of fucking, Fah la la la la, la la la la
| ||
|
Let her Blow Oh, her face is truly frightful. But her vagina is delightful But I see her face when we fuck, so, Let her blow, let her blow, let her blow Her face shows signs of stopping With some zits just made for popping Even with the lights turned way down low Let her blow, let her blow, let her blow When we finally say goodnight Her face still scares the hell out of me So, I try to turn off the lights And the only position is Doggie Now my hard on is slowly dyin And I'm thinking about Good Byein I still see her face when we fuck so Let her blow, let her blow, let her blow!
| ||
|
summer time is good and fine, but xmas time we're all full of wine, make all the promises some we don't keep, but cum xmas i know what to eat some of the people like to eat feet but for me its got to be meat (to mistletoe & wine ) xxxxxx merry xmas
| ||
|
Dashing thru the room And my dick is on display Over the chair you go I'm dicking you down today! Balls on top your chin Means my dick is in your mouth Oh what fun it is ride Your sweet ass from behind!!!
| ||
1 post 12/23/2011 11:52 pm |
jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way down my cock until i cum thats the way untill chrismas day hey
| ||
|
Oh, Christmas tease oh, triple x miss tease How lovely are your peaches Oh, Christmas tease oh, triple x miss tease bikini camel-toe breaches Your sexy shoulders, neck and back Thong string waaay in your butt crack Oh, Christmas tease oh, triple x miss tease Nude hot tub party priestess Oh, Christmas tease oh, triple x miss tease Noone could ever own her Oh, Christmas tease oh, triple x miss tease She purple up my boner She up and left me on a shelf And slurped and pooched somebody else Oh, Christmas tease, she fucked my mind with ease Wonder if I should phone her?
| ||
12/23/2011 8:42 pm |
Short and Revised Edition to Last Christmas Last Weekend You touched my kitten and I cried You never listened. And you still kept me wide. Tell me honey Do you ever hear me? Well, it’s been an hour. You just want to lick me. “Merry Cunnilingus” You licked me up and flicked my clit With a growl saying, “You taste good” You meant it Now I know what a tease I’ve been But if you fucked me now I know you’d tease me again. Last Weekend, I gave you my pussy But the very next day you couldn’t stay This week To save me from shrieks I’ll give it to someone special.
| ||
|
Dashing all over the 'net... looking for a beau... OH OH OH OH inbox filling up.... only a few are good to go... OH OH OH OH can't wait to taste from tip to toe... eyes light up when chemistry is just so... OH OH OH OH fat, hard cock slams in home OH OH OH OH
| ||
12/23/2011 7:40 pm |
White Christmas.... I'm dreamimg of a white woman's Lips around my long black dick... Her hands massaging my shaft her tounge giving the tip a flick... I'm dreaming of a white woman's Pussy riding up and down... My long black cock and making a squishy sound... I'm dreaming of a white woman's Husband watching this whole scene... He's getting so turned on I know some of y'll know what I mean...
| ||
|
When i was horny, i tried to TSdates.com, it was really amazing moment, i got such a girl from TSdates.com, One day I got appointment and started to forplay after completing the forplay i could see 2 tea spoon of orgasm in her panty, then i started licking her pussy wow what a amazing movement i leaked like anything i could have a fresh juice from it and i have enjoyed her for mor than 3 hrs for 3 times, i havn't seen such a girl so far, i m still waiting to susch type of girl.
| ||
|
12 Moments 12 hours of waiting, 11 seconds of undressing, 10 minutes of kissing, 9 minutes of 69, 8 minutes of doggie, 7 minutes on the side, 6 minutes you on top, 5 minutes I am on top, 4 seconds you squirt, 3 seconds I erupt, 2 minutes of hugging, 1 minute to play again
| ||
|
Corner Me I am read-y Find me,corn-er me,con-vince me Teach me how to do the boog-ie Wake up my bod-y The art of sex Be-gins,when you do corn-er me I won-der if,you are bush-y Wo-man,re-veal all Who is on top Corn-er me so ver-y close-ly Make me hun-gry and so sweat-y Oh the joy of un-ion
| ||
|
Joy to the girl That squirts out cum When her gspots pul-sing Let every hardon, prepare its splooge And see how far it goes, and see how far it goes And see - ee and see - ee how far it goes Joy to the girl Who makes it rain Let men their dongs explode To feel her floods On rock hard veins Repeat and drown my groin, Repeat and drown my groin Repe - eat Repe - eat and drown my groin She pools her curled Fingers and my face And when she finds her groove The stories of, her splash and mist And puddles of her love, and puddles of her love And pu - ddles and pu - u - dles of her love
| ||
12/23/2011 12:08 pm |
Said the woman to the horny man Do you see what I see Right inside your pants horny man Do you see what I see A bulge, a bulge Twitching at my sight It’s your cock all swollen and tight It’s your cock all swollen and tight Said the man in the viewing woman’s ear Do you hear what I hear Ringing through your body oh so near Do you hear what I hear A moan, a moan Quiet as a mouse As I place my cock in your mouth As I place my cock in your mouth Said a woman watching, to them both Do you know what I know Placing herself in between them both Do you know what I know A site, a site Where everyone cums To meet, to play, and enjoy some yums To meet, to play, and enjoy some yums Said the threesome to members everywhere Listen to what we say Oh, horny, sexy people everywhere Listen to what we say Fulfill, fulfill All your fantasies You can have them, all that you please You can have them, all that you please
| ||
|
Sung to Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Jamie the Red-Lipped Beauty I’ve fucked Debby and Dana and Penny and Kristen, Connie and Carol and Sarah and Jorden. But I still recall The most passionate vixen of all. Jamie, the red-lipped beauty, Had some very perky tits, And when she rubbed them on me, I was horny out of my wits. All of the other women couldn’t fuck like Jamie would. She gave me hot orgasms Like no other girl could. On one steamy passionate night, Jamie came to play. And Jamie with her pussy tight, Rode my cock throughout the night. Oh, how I loved to fuck her. She made me climax with glee. Jamie, the red-lipped beauty, was the very best fuck for me. More deep sensations from Softlysubtle.
| ||
1 post 12/23/2011 11:29 am |
jingle bells jingle bells long dick come all away and just for to day call me if you stay inL.A.626=long= 271dick= 7012? but its all so ok text just see my bigblack 9"inc long dick so c call and comsuck my long dick girl you like it fun it has lots lots of com email, corn.91791.cr( )gmail.com ,get at me girl!!!
| ||
|
"Revised Edition" Jingle ball, jingle ball, jingle ball cock Jiggle his balls and kiss her g-spot Stroking and blowing up a gusher of cum Now the jingle bop has begun Jingle ball, jingle ball, jingle ball cock Her camel toe swells at the sight of his jock Dripping and slipping in jingle ball square In her lip-lock snare What a behind, that's a real find To bop the night away Jingle ball time, this is her time To glide up and down a one-eyed jack Giddy-up jingle cock, cum on her face Jingle bop around the clock Mix and a-mingle in the jingle ball square Grab the jingle ball Kiss the jingle ball Ride the jingle ball cock
| ||
12/23/2011 10:33 am |
Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Jingle that cock Kick ya in ya jingle balls Make ya jingle bell scream Women are blowing on my BIG water gun Squirt my cinnamon on her honey bun When she jingles those titties I say please don't stop Yeah the snow is outside but I look at her creampieeee After dancing and prancing I'm pulling her hair we 69 everywherrrrre.
| ||
|
love is a gambel sex is a game boyes get fuck girls get pain after suck my penis9inch again when i fucking in dogy she looking very happy when she lick my ball i m thinking gota , gota go
| ||
|
and I am soon to be working, Wishing instead I were flirting, snow is everywhere, most folks seem to go by without a care, indeed I must be living in a wonderland. the sky, it is light now, my heart tries to take flight now, my eyes they wish to see, another lonely heart like the one in me, indeed, I must be living in a winter wonderland. Soon, I will step out my door, and feel the fires warmth no more, in the air the winter's chill, I will work til Iv'e had my fill, and then will come in from playing in a winter wonderland. I will then sit beside a fire, and sip something warming til I'm tired Then will toddle off to sleep, wishing another beside me in bed to keep, instead, I will probably dream of working in a winter wonderland.
| ||
|
Sung to Frosty the snowman Frosty the snowman is really hung, they say. It’s a steel rod of throbbing beef, that you’d love to eat and play. There’s passionate pulsing magic in that swelled up pounding cock, For when he sticks it in your puss, your thighs will squirm around. O, Frosty the snowman really loves to fuck. And all the women know inside that his dick is fun to suck. Thumpetty thump thump, thumpety thump thump, Feel his pounding cock. Thumpetty thump thump, thumpety thump thump, Now it’s time to blow. More deep sensations from Softlysubtle.
| ||
|
To the tune of "Jingle Bells" Gazing at your eyes With my head between your thighs Holding tight your tush While nibbling at your bush. My tongue does find your clit Atop of your sweet slit My lips do slide below To taste your nectar's flow. Mustache rides! Mustache rides! My tongue serves as your guide Oh what fun it is to place Your wet pussy on my face! Your thighs squeezing my ears As your climax slowly nears From your humping hips You give me two fat lips. I rub your special spot That's just inside your slot I feel your juices squirt On my face and on my shirt. Mustache rides! Mustache rides! My tongue serves as your guide Oh what fun it is to place Your wet pussy on my fay ace! Mustache rides! Mustache rides! My tongue serves as your guide Oh what fun it is to place Your wet pussy on my face!
| ||
1 post 12/23/2011 3:34 am |
Twas the night before Christmas When all through the house I was on webcam Unbeknownst to my spouse My balls were so heavy And hung really low They swung back and forth And I just wanted to blow The cock was so hard As I wanked hard & fast I had all these viewers I was having a blast I came for Donna, Michelle, Jan, Gillian & Renae I tugged it that much That it started to spray Now that I've shown My cock in plain sight I've emptied my sac And should sleep well through the night
| ||
|
Cummmmm she told me While pumping her bum A big white load to see While pumping her bum. My finest toys I bring While pumping her bum To put inside her ring While pumping her bum Pumping her bum Pumping her bum. I'm here to please her While pumping her bum When I cum. Lit-tle Mary Was fingering her bum She was a big girl too While fingering her bum I have a cock yay big While pumping her bum It's fat and tastes like pig While pumping her bum Pumping her bum Pumping her bum. Shallllll I play for you While pumping her bum With my cum? Marrrry nodded While fingering her bum My cock and balls kept time While pumping her bum I played my cock for her While pumping her bum I came and came for her While Pumping her bum Pumping her bum Pumping her bum. Thennnn she smiled at me While pumping her bum Pumping her bum.
| ||
|
Jingle ball, jingle ball, jingle ball cock Jiggle his balls and kiss her g-spot Swallow and blowing up a gusher of cum Now the jingle bop has begun Jingle ball, jingle ball, jingle ball cock Her camel toe swells with the jingle ball cock Dripping and panting in jingle ball square In her lip lock snare What a behind, that's a real find To bop the night away Jingle ball time, this is her time To slide up and down a one-eyed jack Giddy-up jingle cock, cum on her face Jingle bop around the clock Mix and a-mingle in the jingling square Grab the jingle ball Kiss the jingle ball Ride the jingle ball cock
| ||
1 post 12/22/2011 11:35 pm |
jingle bells jingle bells Jump and pump all night Its for fun its for fun all the way to the Rock come on honey lets hav fun All the way tonight....
| ||
1 post 12/22/2011 9:28 pm |
all the hoes got fitted for my dick yaa after driving home from my house Christmas eve who says you cant fuck more than 30 hoes in 4 min what i say is bitch better believee ya ya ya ya
| ||
|
My Coupling Wish My cou-pling wish Let us get na-ked I will watch you and you watch me Touch-ing is want-ed My cou-pling wish You can lick my part And let me tongue you oh,wo-man Our six-ty-nine art My cou-pling wish Low-er your bod-y Guide my shaft in-side you by hand And start the boog-ie My cou-pling wish Stay on top un-til We both re-lease our sex nec-tar Keep the thrill re-al
| ||
12/22/2011 6:02 pm |
MADNES FROM CHRISMAS WRONG PICTURE BELS FATHER COLEKTED........ AUT SIDE HERING HEPPY ANIMALS HIS WIFE WHEYTING FOR CAM ......DORTHER GIVENG GIFT FROM 2GREMPAS UP IS HEPPY TIME WRITHE........JUNGLE BELS JUNGLE BELS TSdates.com PLAY NOW IS FOR GOOD MEET TO FUCK ........ JUNGLE BELS JUNGLE BELS DONT BY ALONE DO CYBER CAM NOW
| ||
|
Here cums Santa Claus, Here cums Santa Claus, Fapping in the back of his sleigh Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer Are slippin’ all over the place Bells are ringin', cumshots zingin’ They’re all gooey and white So hang your stockings and spread your legs, 'Cause Santa’s cummin’ tonight. Here cums Santa Claus, With his swingin’ doll He’s cummin’ all over her face He's got a bag that's wrinkled and pink, His schlong is six by eight Watch it bounce and watch it dangle Oh what a beautiful sight So jump in bed and open your mouth, 'Cause Santa Claus cums tonight. First cums Santa Claus, Then his swingin’ doll’s Ready to pull that train When everyone’s finally had their turn It’s time to start again A piece of ass will come to all, If she can only stay tight So let's give thanks to Vitamin V When Santa cums tonight. Here cums Santa Claus, Slurpin’ that egg-nog Now he’s feelin’ no pain Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer Are really fryin’ their brains We’re all drinkin’, everyone’s singin’ All is merry and bright, So jump in bed, and give him some head, When Santa comes tonight. .
| ||
|
Jingle balls jingle balls sniffing all the way, Rover calls for extra dingo balls and Santa rips them off his sleigh, hey!
| ||
1 post 12/22/2011 4:38 pm |
I'm dreaming of White Christmas, With every spunk drop I Won't Miss. When your tits are Jangling, And my balls are Dangling. Oh! To hear you Moaning, Just as I am Groaning. We thank you Santa for this Site, And may all our Christmases be White.
| ||
1 post 12/22/2011 4:33 pm |
Fucking in the snow, While the wife's away, Threw the fields we go, Moaning all the way, Bells on her boobs rings, Making noise out-right, Oh what fun it is to swap, With someone-else tonight.
| ||
1 post 12/22/2011 3:06 pm |
I wish you a merry chirstmas and I want Santa to tease me plz me in every way.!! I saw Santa licking and fingering my bum .!! jinggles bells jinggles bells Santa sucking my dick hey jingle bell jingle al the way oh my god Iam just about to blow Santa swollowed it all.!! then I ask him if he wanted milk and cookies he said your cream was good.!! I sat on santa's lap and told him I am curious he gave me my present put me ova his knee spanked me made me dress up and suk his big dick he let his load go in my mouth it was nice then I kissed him with his cum in my mouth he enjoyed it he made me bend ova and I felt this nice wet feeling on my tight virgin bum it was his tongue going in and out of my bum then he pulled my sexy lace g string a side and put his big cock up there It was great he fuked me for hours I was shaking it felt that good I shoot loads everywhere I caught them in my hand then lick it gave Santa sum rub it all ova him and lick it off licked and dukes his bum dukes his big cock again he let me have it all over my face he said wait he walked in to the room came back out in the most beautiful pink lace lingere garter stocking it was so hot I shoot a load just looking at him in them then I pulled his knickers to one side I stuck my cock up santas ass and we fuked for hours it was the best present I could ask for can't wait for next year.!! and I hope he comes wearing red or black Lacey lingre .!! ho ho ho ho Santa makes me blow merry Christmas ...\8
| ||
1 post 12/22/2011 2:07 pm |
Suck my cock,suck my cock,suck it all the way.ooooooo what a hummer make me cum n drop my load in your fold its dripping all the way.hey bitch your not done till I switch to your ass and pump it fast,make it last.then blast your snatch with my mast n choke you lass then tell you to go away!! Hey hazzy hollidaze n may you all have a good fuck till you cop a nut on the butt of a slut. peace of ass to all on earth n good willing blow job from some dumb cunt.........!
| ||
1 post 12/22/2011 1:22 pm |
Twas the night before Christmas And all through My house The sissymaids were scrubbing Away grime, grudge, and grout The boytoy was gagged And tied to My bed While the black leather hood Was fitted firmly over his head. When out from My playroom There arose such a clatter The whole household gasped a breath And wondered what was the matter But upon hearing the thwack Of studded paddle against bare rear They knew that I was in session And they had nothing to fear Well, except for the slave Who hung from the rafter by his wrists And what's that up his bum? OH it's the Mistress' fist The straining slave's body Was streaked in the most colorful welts And I smiled as I observed My artful work In spite of Myself Time being a factor I instructed he dress quickly and without pause I laughed aloud as he gathered his clothing Red suit and all, dear Santa Claus And I had to exclaim, as he drove his sleigh out of sight Merry Christmas to Me, and until next year, a good night.
| ||
|
Tong Balm Un-dress my pen-is Free-dom to er-ect My head de-mands tong balm Apply with fin-gers It warms my pen-is My head will er-ect Slow-ly my pen-is As I touch will rise It will burn from tong balm And smells sex-u-al Flu-id of male-ness Shines up-on my prize High-er my pen-is Will climb and hard-en I will last with tong balm I am now read-y To play my busi-ness Of wet toy ac-tion
| ||
|
It twas the Night before Christmas yes,we were naked again. We teased each other about inviting a friend. We were Horny and wet and in need of some fun. So I slaped her nice ass and squeezed her firm bun. TSdates.com I heard a voice say to us. So we fired up our laptop as I rubbed her big bust. There were videos, Pictures and cams you see. I came and she squirted it was great for me. Upgrade now, a voice said to me. There was Silver and Gold or we could just surf here free. We clicked join now and chatted a bit. Then turned on our cam and I showed off her clit. Now when were lonly and horny and ready for something new. We will go to TSdates.com and look for you. Weather your a Couple or Single you will find sexy friends. So start the year off right so the fun never ends!
| ||
1 post 12/22/2011 3:51 am |
(to the little drummer boy) come behold his dickinmybum. i lubed up good for that dickinmybum. he shoved it all the way in that dickinmybum. it filled me to the brim that dickinmybum it made me come that dickinmybum. come behold the dickinmybum,that made me cum
| ||
1 post 12/22/2011 3:13 am |
Let's all cum til Faith's full Joy's full and Diane's full Oh Cum ye, oh cum ye in Beth, Clair and Em Cum and Bukakke Porn's the thing for Angel Oh cum, let us adorn her Oh cum, let us adorn her Oh cum, let us adorn her Thrice opened jawed
| ||
1 post 12/22/2011 1:03 am |
On the 12th day of Membership TSdates.com Gave to me… 12 Couples Camming, 11 Pervs a-Lurking, 10 Profile Dick Pics, 9 Ladies Stripping, 8 Pigs on Ignore, 7 Dudes a-Lying, 6 Girls Believing, 5 Gooold Ballllllls, 4 Trolling Jerks, 3 Meet-N-Greets, 2 Nipple Rings, And A Haaaard Cock Stroking On Cam!
| ||
|
to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonder Land Blue balls ache & Im not listenin To advice you've all been dishin 10 emails tonight "I'll fuck you just right." "Yes, that's my huge cock in my hand."
| ||
12/21/2011 9:47 pm |
Jingle balls, pants and all, are all now full of cream I knew last night, I somehow might, be having a wet dream Now awake, for goodness sake, what a mess to clean If only I had a lover here, we could've blown some steam washing all my clothes removing all the white i used to have a girlfriend her pussy was so tight but once again im single and looking for a treat don't worry girl, you know i'm clean spread your legs so i can eat. hey!
| ||
|
It was the night after sexmas, when all through my house The perverts were stirring even my buddy Clouse. The cross dressers stocking hung from the ceiling fan with reckless care To get them down i'll probably need a chair My wife is draped across good 'ol Fred To bad i can't remember who gave me that incredible head? All seemed merry and fine so i pulled on my boxer shorts Needing for a smoke I reached for my old ports When out of the bathroom came such a clatter I leaped up to see what was the matter Straight for the shitter i dashed Slipping in cum, i landed on my ass To my surprise who should appear a naked old man and 8 embrassed reindeer I knew right away it was Saint dick Because the bastard didn't even wash his prick On his way out he ignored the chimney tall Out the front door he decided to crawl He called c'mon dasher c'mon blitzen Ride back here with me you little vixen With looks of relief the other reindeer flew out of sight But on the wind i heard him say Merry Sexmas that was 1 crazy night
| ||
12/21/2011 5:44 pm |
Jingle bell, sexy as hell, big swell cock Couples into swing and kink Sucking and blowing up bushels of fun Now the gangbang has begun Jingle bell, ring her bell, jiggle his balls and cock Sensual moans chime in pelvic thrust time Riding and grinding in her luscious derriere In the frosty air. What a bright time, it's not a carnal crime To rock the night away Caressing her thighs, as yours swells fine To go gliding in her sopping love cave Giddy-up you sexy ho, pick up your feet Twitch your pussy around the cock My Dick’s starting to tingle, so get ready for the treat That's the jingle bell, That's the jingle bell, That's the jingle bell rock.
| ||
|
Dashing past her snatch A hard cock in my hand I think I saw a rash Fucking is now canned With this I now know Rebecca is a ho A searching I must go Ill have to watch a show Oh, jingle balls, jingle balls Blue balls all the way Oh how much fun it will be To fuck again someday A day or two ago The itching went away Im ready to find a girl And take her for a whirl Im going to bust a load Later in the day Necklace made of pearls Im gonna give away Oh, jingle balls, jingle balls Clean balls they surely are Oh how much fun it will be To fuck like a pornstar I now have me a lady Shes really always ready She likes it deep and hard Even in the yard She takes it in the ass Loves sucking on my mass Will double penetrate and squirt on your date Oh, jingle balls, jingle balls Drained balls wont go away Now I have to stop and take a break And sleep instead of play
| ||
1 post 12/21/2011 2:02 pm |
Do they know it's Cream pie time (Do they know it's Christmas - Band Aid) It's Cream pie time There's no need to be afraid At Cream pie time We cum inside the one we laid And now our cock is empty We can spread a smile of joy Plunge it back into the hole At Cream pie time Butt is still bare Plunge in the other one At Cream pie time. it's hard Butt wants to join the fun Is there more inside, I think so Keep going I think I'm near When I feel the juices flowing I get in second gear And the Cream pie bells that ring there Are my moans, I'm coming soon We'll tonight it's coming here Inside of you And there won't no facial or cum shots this Cream pie time My cocks still stiff with all that cum inside With every single groan, it drips and even flows Do they know it's Cream pie time at all? Here in you Filled your ass with all my cum Before then Right you pussy did get some Do they know it's Cream pie time at all? Fill the world Let them know it's Cream pie time and Fill the world
| ||
1 post 12/21/2011 1:39 pm |
To the tune of Jingle Bells: Dashing from our car we go Into the pornshop to play My girl dressed as a Ho People are gonna see me get a BJ As my girl struts around half naked My cock can barely take it Into a quiet corner we go My girl she wants to put on a show With people next to us and around My girl she wants to get down So down on her knees she goes Sucking my cock till it blows Ohh jingle my balls jingle my balls Tickle tug wiggle and jingle Oh what fun it is to spray My girls face in the pornshop todayyyy!
| ||
12/21/2011 11:35 am |
The Christmas Song Chest 'n Nuts glowing by an open fire, Someone nipping your earlobe. Rhythmic motions to Marvin Gaye, And folks fucking like Franco. Everybody knows a dildo and lots of lube, Help to make a memorable night. Tiny toys can make her pray and subdued, Will keep him hard throughout the night. They know they got all night to play He's got a load to let go and goodies cumming her way. And every little boy is going to try To get into her ass from behind. And so I'm offering this simple phrase, To lets all get down to it and screw. Although it comes but once a year, A very Merry Fucking Christmas to you.
| ||
|
It's the most wonderful time of the year... There will be panties and stockings... And lots of wife swapping... With friends, who bring beeeerrrr ... It's the most wonderful time of the year..............
| ||
1 post 12/21/2011 10:58 am |
Oooh, you better watch out! You better not cry! When Santa Claus shots hot cum into your eye. ...\8 Santa Claus is cumming to town. He’s making a list Of sluts and their $price$ happyf; He’s gonna fuck the ones released from jail that been de-liced Santa Claus is cumming to town. happym; He sees you when you’re sleeping - nude; He knows if you’re awake. He knows that YOU LOVE TO SUCK COCK \8 Put it in your mouth for goodness sake! Oooh, you better not pout! You better not cry! When Santa bust a nut and makes a creampie >>! Santa Claus is cumming to town!
| ||
1 post 12/21/2011 7:10 am |
(To the tune of I Believe In Father Christmas) They said there'll be cocks this Christmas They said they'll be everywhere They said there'll be long and fat ones With big fat balls shooting cum in the air I remember that Christmas morning I woke up to find to my surprise with a cock in my ass and one in my mouth That Santa he doesn't tell lies.
| ||
1 post 12/21/2011 6:54 am |
i m a nasty i wana a busty if u suck me good i will fuck u bad when i enter my cock then u need another cock
| ||
1 post 12/21/2011 1:50 am |
Joy to the world, I made her cum After she bounced her big ass. I licked up every dop, after her cherry popped, Now I let my big dick swing, now I let my big dick swing, And now I let my-big-dick-swing.........
| ||
12/21/2011 1:02 am |
Dingle dong dingle dong dingle all the way suck u then fuck u the cum makes u sway Dingle dong dingle dong dingle all the way ur tits r erect cumming what may Dingle dong dingle dong dingle all the way ur velvety clit so wet my lund a mast on the bay Dingle dong dingle dong dingle all the way oooooooooh aaaaaaaaaaahhh slurp slurp and make hay!!
| ||
|
The twelve days of Christmas... On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE.... On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me,2 FUNNY KIWI'S and A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE. On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me THREE SEXY MAIDENS, 2 FUNNY KIWI'S and A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE.. On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me FOUR NEW ALERTS,THREE SEXY MAIDENS, 2 FUNNY KIWI'S and A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE. On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me FIVE GOLDEN BLINGS.FOUR NEW ALERTS,THREE SEXY MAIDENS, 2 FUNNY KIWI'S and A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me SIX CHICKS IN UKRAINE,FIVE GOLDEN BLINGS.FOUR NEW ALERTS,THREE SEXY MAIDENS, 2 FUNNY KIWI'S and A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me SEVEN FANCY WOMAN,SIX CHICKS IN UKRAINE,FIVE GOLDEN BLINGS.FOUR NEW ALERTS,THREE SEXY MAIDENS, 2 FUNNY KIWI'S and A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE. On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me EIGHT DAYS OF WANKING,SEVEN FANCY WOMAN,SIX CHICKS IN UKRAINE,FIVE GOLDEN BLINGS.FOUR NEW ALERTS,THREE SEXY MAIDENS, 2 FUNNY KIWI'S and A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me NINE LADIES POSTING,EIGHT DAYS OF WANKING,SEVEN FANCY WOMAN,SIX CHICKS IN UKRAINE,FIVE GOLDEN BLINGS.FOUR NEW ALERTS,THREE SEXY MAIDENS, 2 FUNNY KIWI'S and A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me TEN POINTS FOR TRYING,NINE LADIES POSTING,EIGHT DAYS OF WANKING,SEVEN FANCY WOMAN,SIX CHICKS IN UKRAINE,FIVE GOLDEN BLINGS.FOUR NEW ALERTS,THREE SEXY MAIDENS, 2 FUNNY KIWI'S and A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ELEVEN DRINKS WHILE TYPING,TEN POINTS FOR TRYING,NINE LADIES POSTING,EIGHT DAYS OF WANKING,SEVEN FANCY WOMAN,SIX CHICKS IN UKRAINE,FIVE GOLDEN BLINGS.FOUR NEW ALERTS,THREE SEXY MAIDENS, 2 FUNNY KIWI'S and A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me TWELVE POST OF SOMETHING....... ooooooOH!,...ELEVEN DRINKS WHILE TYPING,TEN POINTS FOR TRYING,NINE LADIES POSTING,EIGHT DAYS OF WANKING,SEVEN FANCY WOMAN,SIX CHICKS IN UKRAINE, FIVE GOLDEN BLINGS. FOUR NEW ALERTS, .......THREE SEXY MAIDENS , .................... 2 FUNNY KIWI'S, and., A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE...!!!!!!. Smithftzyxxx... Actual post..My blog. "Eight past midnight.....63 miles to venus." myblog ..............
| ||
1 post 12/20/2011 11:03 pm |
To "I'll Be Home for Christmas" I'm creamin' tonight, for whomever wants, Even more than I usually do. And although I know, I'm jerking slow, I promise you I'll blow loads for Christmas, You can count to three. I'll cum slow, and then you'll know, So much will cum from me. Click on me, you'll love me, When I cum on screen, I'll blow loads for Christmas, If only you'd suck me. Click on me, you'll want it, When you see, you'll believe. I'll blow loads for Christmas, Watch for me, you'll see. Yes, I'll cum for free.
| ||
1 post 12/20/2011 10:08 pm |
(sung to the tune of I saw mommy kissing santa claus) I saw mommy sucking Santa Claus down upon her knees on christmas night she swallowed him real deep and she gagged a great heap I watched and rubbed my clit until my fingers fell asleep Then, I saw Mommy fucking Santa Claus he drained his cum and made her pussy white. Oh, how I wish that it was me Spreading my tight pussy And have Mister Claus fuck me hard all night!
| ||
12/20/2011 7:33 pm |
Little St. Dick was extremely hard that Night Erect to a bareback cougar on a dating Site Sadly St. Dick brought yellow fever to this loose Motha She preferred girth this holiday from a hung Brotha Little St. Dick was now in a Pump Erect to a fetish girl taking a Dump Sadly St. Dick’s shaft was not bald Enough She preferred her gifts without the Scruff Little St. Dick was now all Shaved Erect to a bondage girl just Bathed Sadly St. Dick was curved too far to the Right She preferred straight cock wrapped that Night Little St. Dick was now unable to bend Straight Erect to a breastfeeding magazine ready to Masturbate Sadly St. Dick settled for Lindsey the fisted Sock She preferred Christmas with this Hairy Bent Asian Cock [image]
| ||
|
(after O Holy Night) Oh whorely night! The sluts are softly moaning It is the thril of our dear manwhore's verse! Long lay the skank, to 'wait a Bacchus boning Till he thrust and sweet holes drank his mirth Snailtrails of squirt, a wanton wench rejoices From yonder site streams new and glorious porn! Fall on your knees Oh quaff tadpole communion! Oh manslut divine Oh whorely night when Bacchus came Oh dick divine Salty schlong sublime Grasped by the smoothest snatch serenely creaming With stiffened nips at his bedside she kneels Glistening light of precum sweetly streaming Here flows the spit of the snake through this man A queen of queefs, spread in seedy repose Through all her dreams she's longed to be his toy Fall on your knees Oh to draught of clam communion! Oh tart divine Oh whorely night when Bacchus came Oh cooze divine Slippery snatch sublime Truly he taught to pleasure one another His love to lick and his sick song of slit Cuffs shall he lock, when slave is his submissive Then in his bed all inhibition shall cease Sweet hymns of juice in lustful chorus raise we, Let all within us queef out his whorely name All are welcome to an audience with The Magnificent One oldirtybacchus
| ||
12/20/2011 4:53 pm |
JOY TO THE GIRLS FROM TSdates.com, YOUR PRESENTS IN MY PANTS, I HAD NO TIME TO WRAP IT, MERRY CHRISTMAS,"BITCH",NOW LAP IT, REPEAT THAT BOB AND STROKE,REPEAT THE BOB AND STROKE, REPEAT,REPEAT,INTILL YOU CHOKE, JOY TO THE WORLD, I FINALLY CAME, A MOMENT I ENJOY, NOW GET YOUR FUCKIN BEANIE,OFF MY SHRIVELED WEANIE, AND CALL YOURSELF A CAB, GET ME ONE MORE BEER, AND REMEMBER YOU'LL BE DOING IT AGAIN NEXT YEAR. "Merry Christmas AAF Pervs"
| ||
|
To the tune of "O Christmas Tree" Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me! My pussy is so enticing; Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me! My pussy is so enticing; Not only wet when summer's here, But also when its cold and clear. Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me! My pussy is so enticing! Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me! How horny can my pussy be! Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me! How horny can my pussy be! It throbs and pulses constantly A pounding it surely needs Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me! How horny can my pussy be! Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me! Much pleasure men can give me; Oh Horny Me! Oh horny Me! Much pleasure men can give me; How often have they played with it! Giving them a tastey gift! Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me! Much pleasure men can give me. Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me! How my pussy feels so tightly! Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me! How my pussy feels so tightly! From intercourse, hard and fast, Wishing it would always last. Oh Honry Me! Oh Horny Me! How my pussy feels so tightly! Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me! So hot and wet I often get. Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me! So hot and wet I often get. I use my toys to get me off But not as fun with me on top. Oh Horny Me! Oh Honry Me! So hot and wet I often get. Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me! I can't wait to get lucky. Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me! I can't wait to get lucky. My man knows how to do me right He makes me cum so much all night. Oh Honry Me! Oh Horny Me! I can't wait to get lucky!
| ||
|
Dam! Does ANYONE Have Some Spare Red Silk Ribbon ? . . I looked hither and thither, and then all about. But all the shops and my friends here are all out. I only have one present left to "wrap up" as you will see. . I left this present 'til last, 'cuz I got "it" for me. Now everyone here and out there might their head scratch, To curiously question how deviant it tis in this D's patch. Trust when you would wish to be a girl under my tree, Tis a simple matter to type email or just call me. . [image] . . . • Do you have some spare red ribbon to help me? • Do you have any alternative suggestions? . Come visit openagenda: provocative thought, adult discussions, sexy pics & giggles. Is This How Friday The GET IT ON Solution MASSAGE exploring partners SEDUCTION Love What is it Relationship Rules Trust and other Issues Essence Be In Tune Does Size Matter The Facts Hand in Hand
| ||
1 post 12/20/2011 1:16 pm |
(to the tune of "O Come, All Ye Faithful") Unzipping, unveiling Ur worship-worthy horsecock -- Just breathing ur musky scent, I float into bliss! I'm hypnotized by each Throb and swell and stiff'ning -- I tongue-trace every vein, sir ... Ur meat drives me insane, sir! O please, sir, permit me to serve Ur heav'nly shaft! O flow, riv'rs of precum, Juiced anticipation! Ooze upon my eager waiting Lips, tongue and throat; Please let me savor Ur sticky, hot ambrosia -- O, none will go to waste, sir ... I can't wait for that taste, sir! O please, sir, I so crave ur drooling Dick honey drops! O yes, u enjoy as I edge u ev'r closer, I tease and back off again -- U're kept on the brink; I'll suck for hours In blissful adulation, All glory to that dick, sir ... I love ur mighty prick, sir! O please, sir, I cannot wait for Ur jizz to spew forth! O cum, feed me mouthfuls Of ur creamy semen, O cum, cum and drown me In load after load; Cum, flood my gullet, I'll Swallow it all hungrily -- And beg u for some more, sir ... I've got to have some more, sir! O please, sir, just keep feeding me ur Suuuck-ulent seed! (c) 2011 suckboy roy (swallower53703)
| ||
|
oh cock i blow, oh cock i blow i love it when you go fast then slow the gentle curve, that let's you swerve deeply in me, gotta love a perv! oh cock i blow, oh cock i blow your awesome from shaft to head you know oh cock i blow, oh cock i blow i love it when you go fast then slow when foreplays done, we'll have REAL fun you'll shoot me like, a loaded gun oh cock i blow, oh cock i blow your awesome from shaft to head you know oh cock i blow, oh cock i blow i love it when you go fast then slow you make me scream, you make me cream and still at night, its of you i dream oh cock i blow, oh cock i blow your awesome from shaft to head you know.
| ||
12/20/2011 11:12 am |
Tune of "Silent Night" Go Bi tonight! Try a girl tonight! Tits in palm, ass so tight Find no virgin, who's hot! not mild In an instant, she's fingered and wild Lickin’ a heavenly piece! Lickin’ a heavenly piece! Go Bi tonight! Try a girl tonight! Leopard thongs, take double "A" flight Long and lean, my strap-on's not far Seven sweet thrusts, she screams “I’ll do ya!” Twice, my kit--ty she wore Twice, my kitty she wore. Go bi tonight! Try a girl tonight! Strap-on rod, ride all night Radiant creams from her holy place Made me pant as I licked a quick pace She's just, my bigbadwolf…here on Earth! She's just, my bigbadwolf …here on Earth!
| ||
12/20/2011 10:12 am |
Sung to the tune of “Baby it’s Cold Outside” I really can’t wait (Baby it’s hard down there) This ain’t just a date (Baby it’s hard down there) I want your hot cock (It’s hard as a fuckin’ rock) Inside of me (I’ll fuck you good just wait and see) My pussy will start to quiver (I love it when I make you shiver) My nipples will feel hard on your chest (Let me help you out of that dress) So come on Baby deliver (I’m ready to cum like a river) Fuck me baby, give me your best (My cock just loves your pussy’s caress) I’ll lay on the bed (First give me a little head) I’m spreading my thighs (I’ll lick it until sunrise) I’m down on my knees (Now say it, say “Fuck me, please”) I want your cock (Now here it comes, your world will rock) Fuck me the whole night long (Pumping into you with my dong) Fuck me ‘til I cry out and moan (Giving you my hot throbbing bone) Oooh Baby I love it (Baby it’s hard, baby it’s hard down there!)
| ||
12/20/2011 9:56 am |
smashing through the hoes in a one night open lay over the hills i flow cumming all the way uh huh huh
| ||
12/20/2011 8:15 am |
"UP ON THE ROOF TOP" UP ON THE ROOF TOP REINDEER PAWS OUT JUMPS NUDE BI SNATA CLAUS DOWN THROUGH THE CHIMNEY GRABIN HIS TOY ALL FOR THE KINKY LITTLE GIRLS N' BOYS OH HO HO WHO WOULN'T GO OH HO HO WHO WOULDN'T GO..OH UP ON THE ROFF TOP CLICK CLICK CLICK DOWN THROUGH THE CHIMNEY WITH BI SAINT NICK MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE' HOPE I WIN PLEASE...
| ||
12/20/2011 8:09 am |
We wish you so Many Orgasms We wish you so Many Orgasms We wish you so Many Orgasms With those who know how!
| ||
1 post 12/20/2011 7:23 am |
[image] To the tune of "Feliz Navidad": Please slob my Knob Please slob my Knob Please slob my Knob Just spit on your hand and then grease my rod Please slob my Knob Please slob my Knob Please slob my Knob Oh watch it grow and then begin to throb Please slob my Knob Please slob my Knob Please slob my Knob Pretend my big cock is corn on the cob Please slob my Knob Please slob my Knob Please slob my Knob One on one or in an orgy mob I wanna jizz on your very big tits I wanna jizz on your very big tits I wanna jizz on your very big tits And in your bottom, you saucy tart!
| ||
12/20/2011 7:22 am |
Naughty thoughts on mind Wondering what I'll find When aunt Santa opens wide And sits on me to grind. Her bags are full of fun The bells are hanging low As they jiggle my nuts feel done I go "yes my ho ho ho!" Hey jiggle booty jiggle tits Right on top of me Let's get freaky right under the Big old Christmas tree!
| ||
|
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas Tommy and Maddy are mad I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad I broke my dildo on Maddy’s head Somebody snitched on me I hid the condoms under the bed Somebody snitched on me I spilled some cum in Tommy's mug I gave Maddy’s hard cock a tug Bought some sex and used a drug Somebody snitched on me, oh I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas Tommy and Maddy are mad I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad I put a whole in his underwear Somebody snitched on me I tied a knot in my pussy hair Somebody snitched on me I danced naked at Tommy’s Ant’s Climbed on his cock and tore my pants Filled my boobs with implants Somebody snitched on me I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas Tommy and Maddy are mad I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad So you better be good, whatever you do 'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you You'll get nuttin' for Christmas!
| ||
1 post 12/19/2011 10:34 pm |
Rudolph the Red-light Reindeer Rudolph the red-light reindeer Had two very rounded heels. And if you ever saw her You would even say she kneels. All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call her names (Ho, slut!) They never let poor Rudolph Join in orgiastic games. Then one lonely Christmas Eve Santa came to say: "Rudolph with your skirts so light Won't you "ride my sleigh" tonight?" Then all the reindeer "loved" her And they shouted out with glee: "Rudolph the red-light reindeer You'll go down on his.... tory!"
| ||
1 post 12/19/2011 8:46 pm |
12 Days of Christmas On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 12 twats a twitching, 11 lushes ladies, 10 tons of titties, 9 naked nymphos, 8 aching ass wholes, 7 sister's sucking, 6 sixty nine-rs, 5 round the worlds, 4 flying fucks, 3 cock sucks, 2 butt fucks, and a hand job in a fur tree....
| ||
|
Mashing my dick with her tits,shes licking it just a bit now she squeezing both my balls, but we've only made it to the hall we haven't made it to the bed, but she promised to give me some head. squeeze them balls, squeeze them balls, squeeze them all the way oh what fun is to get her pussy wet while shes giving me a good BJ its better when she looks up at me, now she see my eyes, then she starts to gag, Dam wish i brought a paper bag I'm about to shoot my load, L think right between her eyes, but instead i think I'll let her be surprised
| ||
12/19/2011 7:43 pm |
On the 1st day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me some awesome porn On the 2nd day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 2 holes torn On the 3rd day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 3 no shows On the 4th day of christmas TSdates.com gave to me 4 good blows On the 5th day of christmas TSdates.com gave to me 5 big dicks On the 6th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 6 fat chicks On the 7th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 7 single men On the 8th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 8 calls from the Penn On the 9th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 9 crazie calls On the 10th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 10 hairy balls On the 11th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 11 offers to pee On the 12th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave me 12 months free
| ||
1 post 12/19/2011 5:32 pm |
Rudolph the one-eyed python, Had a very hairy hose, And if you ever touched it, You could even see it grow.
| ||
12/19/2011 4:21 pm |
All together now... Verse One: Lick me, come, lick me, start, suck my lips and flick my part run your tongue along my thigh come on baby, that's my guy. Chorus: Bend me over mistletoe Pull me hard, fuck me, go... Push it then, let it slide, oh to be inside, mmm...feel that glide. Verse Two: Cup my beating bulge again test its weight, taste its yen; slip your weight upon my, my Merry Christmas, now, now, don't cry....
| ||
12/19/2011 2:14 pm |
onu hızlı yalamak için başlayan o ihtiyacınız olacak biliyorum onun kıçına bir parmak Oh, aşağı gidiyor aşağı gidiyor , tüm gün boyunca aşağı gitmek Oh, ne eğlenceli 69 yatmak En sevdiğim yolu, aşağı gitmek aşağı gidiyor, tüm gün boyunca aşağı gitmek Oh, ne eğlenceli 69 En sevdiğim şekilde yatmak için
| ||
12/19/2011 1:49 pm |
Lonely Night, Sensitive night All is wet, all iS damp Sexy ladies hips opened wide Horny guys so ready and hard Diping dicks in wet asses Moaning all the way long Horny night , Sizzling night Dicks are Long, throbbing hard Black n white guys are fucking hard Black and white gurls are moaning loud So much cum everywhere So much squirt in the air.
| ||
12/19/2011 1:45 pm |
gonna have a horny horny christmas need a nice, fat penis here tonight gonna have a horny horny christmas i want it in my pussy, shaved and tight need a good, hard cock to stretch me oh so good cum here. oh i wish he would
| ||
|
Santa baby, slip a hard cock under the tree, for me I’ve been an awfully good girl Santa baby, hurry cause I’m horny tonight Santa baby, an everlasting vibrator too, light blue I’ve been waiting all year Santa baby, hurry cause I’m horny tonight Think of all the fun I’ve missed Think of all the guys and gals that I have kissed Next year I could be oh so good If you’ll grant just one Christmas wish Santa honey, my pussy’s sweet, dripping wet and hot I’ve been an angel all year So hurry cause I’m horny tonight Santa cutie, there one thing I really need, on his knees A man who likes to lick Santa cutie, please hurry cause I’m horny tonight Santa baby, fill my stocking with toys and boys Just one will do for now Santa baby, hurry cause I’m horny tonight Come and coat my pussy please With some fine men from Tiffany’s I really do believe in you Let’s see if you believe in me too Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring To wrap around a hard dick Santa baby, please hurry cause I’m horny tonight
| ||
12/19/2011 11:29 am |
Oh juicy pussy, Your juices shining brightly, You are so nice and squishy, As you squeeze a cock tightly. Down on your knees! To hear you moaning loudly! Oh god i'm cumming, Oh god, Oh god, Oh god, Oh god, Oh god i'm done.
| ||
1 post 12/19/2011 11:15 am |
Scandalous night,liberated night balls are horny. balls are tight bind up a vigrin, wishfully defiled squirminjoyful release squirm in joyful release
| ||
12/19/2011 8:35 am |
So here I sit, all alone, with a mistletoe, hanging from my nose, and a hard cock below, just waiting for some fine girl to bestow, one truly great gift, of one hot explosion to go.
| ||
12/19/2011 8:01 am |
Deck the halls with cock and pussy falalalala la la lala tis the season to get nookie fal la la la la lalalala Head and blow jobs you can go top time to make eachother cum
| ||
1 post 12/19/2011 7:46 am |
(springsteen version) you better stay out, you better not spy you better not shout and scream "Oh my" cause' santa clause is cummin' in mom santa clause is cummin' in mom santa clause is cummin' in mom He's making her wish she'd showered tonight He's gonna find out if she tastes alright cause' santa clause is cummin' in mom santa clause is cummin' in mom santa clause is cummin' in mom he sees her when she's freaking he sees her booty shake he knows most times she freaks so good so she better this time for santa's sake she better freak good for santa's sake so don't flip out and don't try to pry don't freak out, fall down and die santa clause is cummin' in mom santa clause is cummin' in mom santa clause is cummin' in mom
| ||
|
On the first day of Christmas my sex partner gave to me, a pussy under the tree, On the second day of Christmas my partner gave to me, two titties bouncing On the third day of Christmas, my partner gave to a 3some of unending joy On the fourth day of Christmas, I gave my partner 4 hours of erection (thanks Viagra) On the fith day of Christmas, my partner gave to me a five finger massage. On the sixth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me 6 ounces of KY On the seventh day of Christmas, my partner gave to me seven special kisses On the eighth day of Christmas, I gave my partner, 8 types of dildos on the ninth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me a nine person orgy On the tenth day of Christmas, I gave my partner a 10 cock gangbang On the eleventh day of Christmas, My partner gave to me 11 strippers stripping On the 12th day of Christmas, my partner and I rested, exhausted and with smiles on our faces
| ||
|
" SILENT COCK " Silent cock...holy cock All is calm...no need to block Round yon member ladies and sluts Holy Johnson blue with full nuts Oh how i need a piece Tight, warm and wet little piece !
| ||
|
rudolf the red nosed reindeer had his eye on mother claus but when he tried to mount her she cut off his hairy balls then one horny xmas eve santa came to say rudolf with your balls all gone fuck my missus hard and long
| ||
|
Frosty the blowman enjoyed the adult arcade his tokens in and his video picked he thought his night was made there must have been some noises coming from the other booth for when he peaked his head around he found a tranny named Ruth Frosty the Blowman bent her over and had his way when he was done having all his fun Ruth said it's my turn to play Humpitty Hump hump Humpitty Hump hump Lookie at Ruthie go Humpity hump hump humpitty hump hump making Frosty her ho Ruth was getting close now she pounded his little ass she pulled his hair while everyone watched and she fucked him with some sass Ruth let out a war cry as she shoved her cock in deep poor Frosty wasn't prepared for that and the pain sure made him weep Just when it started it was all over and done Ruth said don't be a pussy, suck it up we're only having fun Humpity hump hump humpity hump hump Ruth put her dick away Humpity hump hump Humpity hump hump she'll be back again today! Seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.
| ||
|
My nuts roasting on a open fire Jack frost nipping at your nipples hard Tiny twots with there hair all shaved off Will find it hard to sleep tonight!
| ||
|
We wish you would take your clothes off We wish you would take your clothes off We wish you would take your clothes off And have a happy nude year!
| ||
12/19/2011 12:17 am |
Oh, the weather outside is nipply, And her tits are so jiggly, And since we’ve no place to go and fuck, Let Him Cum! Let Him Cum! Let Him Cum! She doesn’t show signs of squirting, But her legs are still shaking, His dick is hangin’ way down low, Let Him Cum! Let Him Cum! Let Him Cum! When he’s finally ready to bust, She starts licking and sucking on his nuts, But if you’ll r-e-a-l-l-y stay the night, I promise not to bite down too hard. Now, your membership’s about to expire, And, my dear, there’s lots of men and women to admire, But as long as you stay h-o-r-n-y, Go to TSdates.com! Go to TSdates.com! Go to TSdates.com!
| ||
1 post 12/18/2011 9:38 pm |
Twas the night before Christmas an I was horny and hard searching for a good fuck! Nothing was quite in the house for my hardcore porn was blasting at full volume Looking for the slut to swallow my 10in cock had me in heat Until she came with a mistletoe covered pussy an wipcream tits All is well in the house of jolly for my cock is cumming like a blizzard of happyness!!
| ||
1 post 12/18/2011 8:42 pm |
Sung to Oh Xmas Tree: O Fuck me Please O Fuck me please! How are thy ass so pretty O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please, How are thy ass so pretty! Not only in the cunt this time, But every inch deeper in thy ass. O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please, How are thy ass so pretty! O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please, How are thy ass so pretty! O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please, Much pleasure doth thou cum on thee! For every hole you have my pole, Brings to us both squirt and cum. O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please,, Much pleasure doth thou cum with me O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please, Thy cock shines so wetly! O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please, Thy cock shines so wetly! Each hole doth hold my cum in thee, That makes each hole to dripping wet. O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please, Thy cock shines so wetly!
| ||
1 post 12/18/2011 8:28 pm |
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS I WISH I’D MISSED MARY ICHNESS I WISH I’D MISSED MARY ICHNESS I WISH I’D MISSED MARY ICHNESS SHE GAVE ME A RASH SHOULD NEVER HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF BED AND WATCHED THE CAMS ON TSdates.com INSTEAD I WISH I’D MISSED MARY ICHNESS SHE GAVE ME A RASH
| ||
|
Jingle balls Jingle balls Tina has a dick Oh what fun it is to ride A hottie with an 8” clit Crawling between her legs I wanted to ride her home But you can imagine my surprise When she shoved her clit clear down my throat Oh jingle balls jingle balls Tina is really special How can you not love a gal That gives out massive facials!!!!!!!!!!!
| ||
|
I’ll have blue balls this Christmas without you they be so blue just jacking off thinking about you As the snow hits the ground my cum shoots into the air Then all of sudden he appeared It was Santa Clause in his fancy red and white nightwear He stared right at me with my blue balls in hand and started laughing with a HO HO HO you poor man I see you been Nice and not Naughty this year. So never fear Santa is here to get rid of them Blue Balls for a year He reached into his magic bag pulled out a gift With a wicked little gleam in his eye he handed it to me He said HO HO HO don't open it till I leave Then with a Merry Christmas he disappeared I couldn't believe that Santa just visited me Then I opened the gift he gave to me looked inside and to my surprise It's a gift of Gold on AFF for a year with a little note inside HO... HO... HO... Merry Christmas there be no Blue Balls for you, this Year.
| ||
|
Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway. Oh what fun it is to cum on them night and day Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway. Fucking in the snow, such a lovely lay Deep inside her hole, Filled with my cum today Sucking on her titties, making her feel right It’s so nice to fuck her, in my bed all night Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway. Oh what fun it is to cum on them night and day Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway.
| ||
|
Sung to the tune Jingle Bells. Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway. Oh what fun it is to cum on them night and day Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway. Fucking in the snow, such a lovely lay Deep inside her hole, Filled with my cum today Sucking on her titties, making her feel right It’s so nice to fuck her, in my bed all night Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway. Oh what fun it is to cum on them night and day Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway.
| ||
|
On the 12th day of membership TSdates.com gave to me Twelve Groups I’m joining Eleven Hot Members Flirted Ten profiles viewing Nine Photos {=}uploading Eight times OMG I’m cummin Seven Webcams watching Six maids a fucking Five cocks a cummin Four Licking lesbians Three testimonials Two invites to an orgy And a monthly charge on my visa check card
| ||
12/18/2011 1:38 pm |
Rocking around the christmas tree Giving my sis a reach around at the family christmas hop Shaking her ass so violently grinding on my cock Squeezing her muff and mashing het tits I'm hard as a rock Knocking her down on her knees now it's time to fuck (Chorus) You can get a very disturbed feeling when you see Christmas family incest follies. Even Gram and dad are getting jolly Brother is naked strapped face down on the old blue worn futon Mom's hammering away gleafully with her big 12 inch strap-on Smashing sister's head to the ground momentarily blind Smacking her ass so merrily fucking her from behind (Chorus) I am a sick fucking bastard lol
| ||
|
To the tune of "White Christmas" I'm dreaming of a hot lady Just like the one I used to know With her long hair of auburn, and tits like melons To suck solely for my own. I'm dreaming of a hot lady With every email that I write May her clitoris be hard with delight And may all her orgasms be high Some people say am a dirty old man. Hell, am not old.
| ||
|
Lick my balls you'll make me jolly fa la la la la, la la la la. I'll bend you over in the holly fa la la la la, la la la la. Stroke my cock we'll cum together fa la la la la, la la la la. I'll tickle your clit with a feather. fa la la la la, la la la la.
| ||
|
O shave my balls, shave my balls, make em smooth and slick, then you'll know just what it's like, to fuck a smooth shaved prick.
| ||
12/18/2011 10:18 am |
You know the tune. (chorus) Oh grandma got fucked by her grandson Never thought it would happen to me It all started out so innocent When I helped her in the bathroom to pee. (Verse 1) It was late when we started drinking She jumped on the table dancing fast I dropped some ruffies in her eggnoog Hoping I could get some of grandma's ass (Chorus) (Verse 2) Now she's naked laying on the table Yelling she wants to be pleased I dove right between her thighs Inhaling that musky smell of cottage cheese (Chorus) (Verse 3) I licked her pussy for an hour And she was cumming repeatedly I yanked grandma off the table and told her to drop down to her knees (Chorus) (Verse 4) Now I'm not advocating incest Then grandma confided in me She then told me a story about my mom and her brother Steve. (Chorus) Yes I am a sick bastard. lol
| ||
|
On the twelth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 12 vibrators humming 11 couples swinging 10 porno tapes 9 ladies licking 8 studs for milking 7 skirts for flirting 6 men for laying 5 screaming orgasms 4 bed restraints 3 creampies 2 cum shots And a cure for every known STD
| ||
12/18/2011 10:09 am |
To The Tune Of: "LOVELY WEATHER FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOU" I feel my Cock A Tingling, My Balls are Jingling Too! Come On reach out & Kiss It, Before it Jumps out & Pisses on you! I need a Sweet Ass FILLY, to Slde My WILLY Into. I must be Over Eager, cuz any Bushy ol' Beaver will DO! Give it Up, Give it Up, Give it Up, You HO! Now Bend Over Slow, I am gonna F&*K you In Both Holes! Here It Cums, Here It CUMs, Here It CUms You SLUT.. I Just POKED Your BUTT, Now I'm In So Deep I Can Feel Your Guts I Am Really Pleased, When You Dropped to Your Knees And Went South I wanna Cram my Cock, with Both My ROcks IN Ur Mouth! I feel My Balls a Bobbin', My Pecker is a Throbbing Too.. It will Be an Early Present, to Blast Your Mouth With My Goo!
| ||
12/18/2011 9:47 am |
(Winter wonderland) AKA Fucking on TSdates.com cam 1. Hard cock swing are you listening. Cam is on pussy glistening. A beautiful sight we're fucking tonight On TSdates.com cam 2. On all fours for our movie I'm riding high, stroking her fully She's nice and tight We're fucking tonight On TSdates.com cam (refrain) She said she'd like to try a woman I said great I'll call your mom You can go at for hours As long as I can fuck her when you're done 3. Mom is tired but still juicy I think next week I'll call aunt Lucy She'll have a fit when I'm licking her clit Fucking on TSdates.com cam Fucking......on..Adult....Friend.....Finder...Cam...
| ||
12/18/2011 9:17 am |
(Rest ye merry gentleman) AKA I'm not gay Step back you merry gentleman there's nothing you can say That will make me shake my ass and invite you to play I'm looking for some nice tight pussy so I've just got to say I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
| ||
1 post 12/18/2011 9:11 am |
Mmmm all I want for christmas is to eat some good pussy to eat And play witg it and look at some good pussy I got a pretty wet phat pussy that stays shaved and taste good as hell and gotta 38dds and put me some whip cream and strawberrys and put some whip cream own some good pussy and some big tits itand lick
| ||
1 post 12/18/2011 7:26 am |
Dashing through the ho's lezzo's straight's and gays all blowing on my hose thrashing all the way ball gags and clit rings orgasms every day oh what fun to spank and scream the sex slaves bound and played ooh jingle me jingle me jingle till I spray Ooh what fun to spank and scream The sex slaves bound and played ooh jingle me jingle me jingle me jingle till I spray Ooh what fun to spank and scream with all the sex toys used today
| ||
|
Dashing thru my bra, Pushing thru my shirt, My boobs are so enormous, They make my back hurt! Bouncing boobs Bouncing boobs Bouncing up and down Them boy’s scream and shout, When ever I’m around, They want me to expose my luscious lady mounds! Bouncing boobs Bouncing boobs Bouncing up and down Them boy’s can’t wait, To fondle my boobs, To suck my nipples, To lactate some milk! Bouncing boobs Bouncing boobs Bouncing up and down Them boy’s love to, Slide there cocks, back and forth, through my enormous mounds! Bouncing boobs Bouncing boobs Bouncing up and down
| ||
|
on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me cock ring in a baggie. on the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me 2 french ticklers and a cock ring in a baggie on the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me 3 orgasms,2 french ticklers and a cock ring in a baggie. on the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 4 glowing orbs ,3 orgasms,2french ticklers and a cock ring in a baggie. on the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 5 golden shaft rings,4 glowing orbs,3 orgasms,2 french ticklers and a cock ring in a baggie. on the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 6 girls a laying,5 golden shaft rings.4 glowing orbs,3 orgasms,2 french ticklers and a cock ring in a baggie. on the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me 7 swings for swinging,6 girls a laying,5 golden shaft rings,4glowing orbs,3 orgasms.2 french ticklers and a cock ring in a baggie. on the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 8 maids a moaning,7 swings for swinging,6 girls a laying,5 golden shaft rings,4 glowing orbs,3 orgasms,2 french ticklers and a cockring in a baggie. on the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 9 ladies licking,8 maids a moaning,7 swings for swinging,6 girls a laying,5 golden shaft rings,4glowing orbs,3 orgasms,2french ticklers,and a cock ring in a baggie. on the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 10 lords a thrusting. 9 ladies licking,8 maids a moaning,7 swings for swinging,6 girls a laying,5 golden shaft rings,4 glowing orbs,3 orgasms,2french ticklers,and a cock ring in a baggie. on the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me 11 vibrators vibrating,10 lords a thrusting,9 ladies licking,8 maids a moaning,7 swings for swinging,6 girls a laying,5 golden shaft rings,4 glowing orbs,3 orgasms,2 french ticklers,and a cock ring in a baggie. on the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 12 hummers humming,11 vibrators vibrating,10 lords a thrusting,9 ladies licking,8 maids a moaning,7 swings for swinging,6 girls a laying,5 golden shaft rings,4 glowing orbs,3 orgasms,2 french ticklers and a cock ring in a baggie.
| ||
|
Chet's nuts roasting as if on fire Jack's cock's being licked by a Rose. yuletide barrels being drunk by a fire and some folks are dressed up like pimps an ho's and everybody knows that some porky with his misteltoe hung up all night to try and get layed all night yulelog penises set all aglow be the lights of the camera phones. and every body knows that Santa's on his way with a bag full of toys for all the naughty boys and girls to play tonight
| ||
|
O cum all ye guy's full joy's full and tied up for it. o cum ye o cum ye on beth and kim cum and behold them born the queens of is it real o cum let us adore them o cum let us a adore them o cum let us adore them breast galore. Cum and enjoy them with whips and lips and tongues o cum let us enjoy them o cum let us enjoy them o cum let us enjoy them twice some more. Let every body shake and moan let everybody cum full blown as heaven and nature sings as heaven and nature sings as heaven and nature creams. o joy to the world for the four have cu,
| ||
|
Twas the night of the orgy, and the wife was all set She had taken her shower, but her pussy was still wet The stockings were clipped to the garters with care In the hopes that the gangbangers soon would be there When the men arrived they went right to their work They tore off her blouse and hiked up her skirt She dropped to her knees in an act of submission She fucked and sucked in every imaginable position And when the time came for the cum shots to spring She was so worked up, she said yes to everything They came on her face, her ass and her tits And each man went home with some x rated pics As the men went home and she stood at the door Then with a shout she declared "next time, four more!"
| ||
|
Up on the top of my big fat cock I saw a slut who yelled out "STOP I need to make that man cum or else Christmas for sure won't come" chorus yo, ho, ho I love to blow yo, ho, ho any one feelin low up on the top of that dick dick dick Down comes good ole Mrs. Nick Once that wife started blowin my mind My top head started to loose it's time she kept on suckin off through the night I think ole Santa Claus got jealous that night Chorus I knew this slut was gettin nice and wet So I decided to ruin my bed spread I went on down and started to lick Oh what a surprise when she began to spid CHorus It was time for me to finish that night So i flipped her over with much delight I said are your ready for some xxx-mas cum and she asked to stick it in her bum CHorus
| ||
|
'tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la, la la la laa thwack my bollocks with sum holly ar ar ar ar arr,ar ar ar arrrrrrr
| ||
|
jingle my balls I'll fill your walls Make you scream my name It's so good the neighbor would want some of the same Flip you around turn you out Make you scream and shout hit your spot i'll make you squirt oh that's so damn hot I shoot my load all over you time to start again thats the prize you win I'll pull hair and make you swear while climbing you like bear when im done and you can't take anymore be careful when you leave the bed you make be weak and hit the floor
| ||
12/17/2011 8:33 pm |
Twas the night before Christmas & Santa's in the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse! where ontop of the mantle were cookies & milk should be laid? but no cookies & milk were to be made!, poor Santa, poor Santa. Where from the corner of his eye & he had heard a sigh of a young buxom maiden! She was a diddling her twat ontop of the cot; "Santa your busted,your busted! come have some Christmas Pie!".
| ||
|
I saw Mommy blowing Santa Claus, Sucking on his candy cane all night His belt dropped from his waist. Bells jingle at a quickening pace. He "ho-ho-ho'd", then shot his load All over mommy's face! I saw Mommy deep throat Sanat Claus, And you know I'm really glad I did. Santa's real, and he was here! I saw Santa cum this year when I saw Mom suck Santa Claus last night! I saw Mommy spread for Santa Claus, Underneath the christmas tree last night. He had his milk and cookies snack, Then he rolled her on her back and punched his throbbing knuckle into Mommy's dripping crack! I saw Mommy sucking Santa's balls, and you know I'm really glad I did. All you other girls and boys, I'm the one who got your toys 'Cus I'm the one who saw Mom suck Santa Claus last night!
| ||
12/17/2011 8:21 pm |
Oh Honey Buns, Oh Honey Buns; How lovely are your titties, I love to hold & squeeze you tight & make you squeal all thru the night. Oh Honey Buns, Oh Honey Buns; You make me wild & HARD!!!!!!!
| ||
1 post 12/17/2011 6:33 pm |
Silent Night, Horny Night my cock is hard with no lips in sight round young virgins so eager and wild to suck my cock softly and mild I'll cum and be really pleased then sleep in heavenly peace
| ||
|
I'm dreaming of some pusssssy for christmas Just like the ones I love to eaaat Where my tongue can be swirllingggggg as the clit be tinglinggggg to hear the moans as the sweet juices cover my face I'm Dreaming of some pusssssy for Christmas With every thought that comes to mind We will be engaged in 69 Ohhh how wonderfully divine As we orgasm throughout this Christmas day
| ||
1 post 12/17/2011 3:32 pm |
Hold his balls and help me swallow fa na na na na nu O la la my parents are home he hopes I below fa na na na na nu O la la Strick the clit with the head of your dick fa na na na na nu O la la Pray to god that he doesn’t cum quick fa na na na na nu O la la Picked her up just like a father fa na na na na nu O la la she wanted us to cum together fa na na hu na na O Ou ah drillen her the door swings open fa Na na na na na what the fuck there walking in and I am groping fa na na na na nu O la la
| ||
|
Hymn to cam fun, Let it show! Let it Show! Let it Show! Oh, the wetter it gets the better If you’ll watch our cam, we’ll let ya And since something will start to grow Let it show! Let it show! Let it show! It doesn’t show signs of stopping It may be caused by all her rubbing And her tongue is everywhere, I know Let it Show! Let it Show! Let it Show! Then we frensh kiss all night And we broadcast all the fun We love to love in the spot light Wanna watch you too, come on The fire is surely rising So the climax is not surprising And when you finally let it go Let it show! Let it show! Let it SHOW!
| ||
12/17/2011 12:56 pm |
Sugar Buns & Sugar Titties dancing thru my head, stroking my cock till 12 o'clock thinking about eating my Christmas Pie... Hey Santa, Hey Santa what have you got for me this fine Christmas Day?; A Blonde?, A Brunette?, A Redhead?; Ah heck; i'll take one of each! just don't forget to put them in your sleigh...
| ||
12/17/2011 12:15 pm |
My balls are sooooo blue just thinking about you...... Decorations of cum, from you giving me head, won't mean a thing Dear until i get you in my bed!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh what fun it is to fuck on a cold (burrrrrr) Christmas Night....
| ||
12/17/2011 12:03 pm |
Santa,Santa; All i want for Christmas is a BIGGER COCK a BIGGER COCK,,Tic Tock, Tic Tock, times a wasting on the clock! Santa came thru with my wish this year, A Magic Mirror with words inscribed to be said out loud every morn; "Mirror,Mirror on the door make my penise touch the floor!". It worked! It worked!; OOPS; what just happened?, my legs fell off...
| ||
|
Oh cum all ye black men, come and fuck my wife cum and enjoy her, pussy oh so tight cum, don't be bashful get some head tonight she won't take an ass full but sucks your cock alright cum, and enjoy her get it wet tonight cum, stick your dick in she'll moan with delight she'll take you and your brother she'll take you and your dad as old as your mother but fuck her you'll be glad cum all ye black men see how long you last she can make you guys cum you won't believe how fast give her a cream pie watch it run down her ass
| ||
1 post 12/17/2011 11:30 am |
Ol Big ol titty's ol Big ol titty's Their pussy drip's may fall BIG round Ass and all pussy lip's Nipple clip's all of that around my dick Is pleasing to my ball's put my manhood Inbetween those two big wall's my big cock Will give a work out to your jaw's Drop those panty draw's All you ms miss's ol Big ol titty's ol Big ol titty's Be prepared for Mr Semen clause Then one snowy Day Mr Seman has to say all you miss's clauses Wit your knookies so tight let a strokin man Open them up tonight 20 pair's of Tit's 20 wett fat clit's at the top of 20 pussy lip's 20 ass cheek's 20 ass hole's for this christmas help 11 DICk'S GrOW Ho ho Snow Merry Christmas FREAKY EX
| ||
12/17/2011 10:56 am |
Oh, Suck my cock, lick my cock kissing all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a hairy tight pussy now Suck my cock, lick my cock kissing all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride a really horny girl lol!! i hope u enjoy it!!!
| ||
1 post 12/17/2011 10:49 am |
Jingle balls,jingle balls,jingle balls and cock Jingle balls swing in G-Strings Swinging and gleaming up bushels of cum Now the jingle cock has begun Jingle balls,jingle balls,jingle balls and cock Jingle balls swing and jingle balls gleam Sucking and fucking in jingle ball square In the musty air What a bright time,it's the right time To fuck the night away Jingle balls time is a swell time To go glidding in a cock filled sleigh Giddy-up jinlge boys pick up your cocks Jingle around my ass Push and cum in the steaming heat That's the jingle balls That's the jingle balls That's the jingle balls song
| ||
1 post 12/17/2011 9:59 am |
oh cum all ye members,horny and excited.do it on your hands and knees,or be it on your backs, but cum all ,oh cum all, to the best that ye all can. so cum all ye members, may your orgasms be strait or gay. and if ye may, please cum and play with me some other day.
| ||
12/17/2011 9:38 am |
On the 1st day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me some awesome porn On the 2nd day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 2 holes torn On the 3rd day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 3 no shows On the 4th day of christmas TSdates.com gave to me 4 good blows On the 5th day of christmas TSdates.com gave to me 5 big dicks On the 6th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 6 fat chicks On the 7th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 7 single men On the 8th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 8 calls from the Penn On the 9th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 9 crazie calls On the 10th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 10 hairy balls On the 11th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 11 offers to pee On the 12th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave me 12 months free
| ||
1 post 12/17/2011 8:33 am |
Santa Baby, c’mon and stick your dick in me, such glee I’ve been such a horny bad girl Santa baby, I’m ready for a pounding tonight Santa Baby, a nine-inch cock to penetrate Sue, will do Please don’t forget the lube Santa baby, I’m ready for some doggy tonight Think of all the pussy you’ve missed In the North Pole there’s just no one to kiss Next year I could be oh so good If you’d fuck me in the ass like a Santa should Boo doo bee doo Santa sweetie, I ask only one thing of you Cum a lot All over my face and my tits Santa baby, my pussy is so wet and so tight Santa Honey, I’m asking you now for a kiss, on the lips I mean the one’s downstairs Santa Cutie, my legs are always open Xmas night Hurry down the chimney tonight Hurry down and fuck me tonight!
| ||
|
She suck my dick with teethless mouth she is 90,cold,stiff,greened skin My arousal is to make love with the ancient pussy Orgasm,was the greatest pleasure of my life My cock spills pus into her decayed pussy and ejaculate over her frozen breasts , Oh, jingle balls, jingle balls Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to fuck with the ancient cunt and now her death made my sickness relive Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way
| ||
1 post 12/17/2011 7:24 am |
Silent moan Quivering moan Will she cum Will she cum Pussy pulsating Dick about numb Hair pulling ass full of thumb Tits bouncing Cum bout to run
| ||
1 post 12/17/2011 7:09 am |
lapping up some twat with my pecker in my hand it starts to get hot i tell her to stand she bends over a chair and spreads her legs real wide i slide up and grab her hair i'm ready for a ride oh, jiggling balls, jiggling balls smacking on her ass oh what fun it is to thrust as long as i can last
| ||
1 post 12/17/2011 3:36 am |
Oh Cum all ye bashfull, Horney and Tempted, Come all, Oh come all, To Boy....ssss Food. You will be grateful, That you did that search. Now you have women, For the holidays. So come all ye bashfull... To Boyyyyys Foooodddd.
| ||
|
(Sung to the tune of "We three Kings") My great dong of Orient, OH searching for that perfect Ho She's gotta wanna more than mamma Cuz mamma don't want it NO! oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh Ho of wunder Ho of might Ho that wants it day and night Licking, sucking, always fucking! She can't get enough, that's right! With a sweet little pussy, tight little ass so horny she never runs out of gas always wants it, never taunts it OH WHAT A SWEET LITTLE LASS! oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh Ho of wunder Ho of might Ho that wants it day and night Licking, sucking, always fucking! She can't get enough, that's right! Naked when I get home from work never makes me feel like a jerk she'll make a pout when it can't come out and if she don't get none she's bizerk oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh Ho of wunder Ho of might Ho that wants it day and night Licking, sucking, always fucking! She can't get enough, that's right! Spreads a blanket out in the grass Begging me to take her sweet ass! A perfect Ho, yes you gotta know this Ho's in her own little class! oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh Ho of wunder Ho of might Ho that wants it day and night Licking, sucking, always fucking! She can't get enough, that's right! !Life without sex is much like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point! !!! >>
| ||
|
Get a holly, jolly blow-job from a Gal who LOVES to GIVE! If you're in a rut, let her bust your nut, for Christmas this year! !Life without sex is much like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point! !!! >>
| ||
|
rudolph the young bi reindeer had a craving for some cock but if his daddy found out he would go in complete shock.Then one foggy christmas eve santa came to say ,''rudolph with your cock fetish wont you blow my team tonight. All the reindeer lined up just so he could blow them off.Then all the reindeer loved him as they all were cumming hard.Rudolph the young bi reindeer you.ll go down on every cock.....Merry bukauki everyone Merry bukauki!!!
| ||
|
Santa Claus is cumming to town He knows when you’ve been slutty He knows when you’ve sucked cock He stroked his dick as you drank cum His prick hard as a rock O! You better watch out! Santa’s horny like hell Mrs. Claus took off With Old Tinker Bell Santa Claus is cumming to town He’ll go down your chimney And push up your skirt When he licks your pussy He’ll make you squirt Santa Claus is cumming to town O! You better watch out! Santa needs a good fuck He craves a wet pussy And wants his cock sucked Santa Claus is cumming to town He’ll take out his rod And beg for a lick He’ll fuck you like crazy With his long unused dick Santa Claus is cumming to town O! You better watch out! Santa has a huge load When he fills you up You might just explode Santa Claus is cumming to town
| ||
12/16/2011 9:53 pm |
momy heart confuse his tired mind for dady. still the bell ringing. dream beyond dream. Momy heart howls dady love. To lay wreath for dady. Night threaten, before momy love dissolve for dady theshing momy heart for dady. when dady returned from work late at night he had a screening sound in his bed room saying uch oh ha uch ye uch oh ha uch ye when dady had a streaming voice saying you make my blood boil, can't wait till my love returned you make my blood boil can't wait till my love returned, because my heart is been left in labythrims worl each time i think my love.
| ||
1 post 12/16/2011 9:44 pm |
Pouncing through the hole, With my one eyed naughty snake, through the lips I go, grunting the whole time, HO HO HO Now get on your knees, Keep my hard on high, Now just suck and blow until I Cum all over your face Oh, suck me now, suck me now, Suck me til I'm dry, oh what fun it is to watch as I blow all over your face! Oh!
| ||
12/16/2011 9:43 pm |
On the first day of Christmas my mistress says to me. Lie down and take it up the ass. On the second day of Christmas my mistress says to me. Bend over bitch your gonna pay. On the third day of Christmas my mistress says to me. Spread your legs my fist is going in. On the fourth day of Christmas my mistress says to me. God damn you finally made me cum. On the fifth day of Christmas my mistress says to me. Cuuuunt I'm gonna beat your ass. (Chorus) One pierced clit,two dildos,three ice cubes and a fist shoved up my tight ass.
| ||
12/16/2011 9:43 pm |
My nuts roasting in your open mouth Jack off and you swallow goo You'll find Carol being fucked by a guy as folks watch on the whole freak show everybody knows a jerking and a real good blow help to make the season bright tiny cocks get no love at all they sleep alone this very night
| ||
1 post 12/16/2011 9:30 pm |
Ring them bells ring the bells she's taken it all the way. Oh its fun to see her watch her suck my dick this way. ring them bells ring the bells she's taken it all the way. when she puts her tongue in her mouth its makes me cum all day ohhhhhhh stop
| ||
|
Dozens of whips and an assortment of chains She keeps me so happy and always in pain Oh my Discipline girl A vision in leather. she comes in the night Whippin my ass as she keeps me tied all night My Discipline girl Ma send me money now I've got to please her somehow To get another chance Cause on my face she loves to dance Dance dance owwwwwwww! Ok so cinnamon girl isn't really a xmas song but it was always my favorite parody
| ||
12/16/2011 8:08 pm |
slashing through her hole, with a big dick here today over the sheets we go, sliding all the way clamps on nipples pinch, making them turn red o what fun it is to have a fucking slut in bed oh jingle balls, slap her ass, make her pussy cum oh what fun it is to blow my wad up in her bum the next night she came back, we eased up on the pace she took my member in her mouth, and sat upon my face we fucked around the world, ev ry position tried the passion built, we came and came until we thought we'd died oh jingle balls, slap her ass, make her pussy cum oh what fun it is to blow my wad up in her bum
| ||
|
Sung to the 12 Days of Christmas (First Verse then followed by Chorus from 12 back) By Her On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me A strawberry dipped in whipped cream """" to be less than 200 words, skip to the end """" """" On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Twelve fuckers fucking, Eleven men a stripping, Ten whores in keeping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight breasts a sucking, Seven women sucking, Six orgasms squirting, Fiiiive Seeeeex Swings. Four Dancing Poles, Three French kisses, two sexy rubs and A strawberry dipped in whipped cream
| ||
|
Sung to Deck the Halls By Him Lick my balls oh my sweet Molly, Fa la la la la, la la la la. On the bus or Frisco’s Trolly, Fa la la la la, la la la la. As we pull off our apparel, Fa la la, la la la, la la la. Take your turn cause next is Carol’s, Fa la la la la, la la la la. feel my bulging cock before us, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Ride it hard the rest will join us. Fa la la la la, la la la la. Swallow all my white thick treasure, Fa la la la la, la la la la. I assure you it’s my pleasure, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Lick my balls oh my sweet Molly, Fa la la la la, la la la la. makes me feel so very jolly, Fa la la la la, la la la la. As we soon will cum together, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Our moans will all just stem from pleasure Fa la la la la, la la la la.
| ||
|
Sung to White Christmas By Her I’m dreaming of a wet pussy Just like the ones that curl my toes When my pussy glistens And cum is dripping When his Full Balls finally do blow I'm dreaming of a wet pussy With each clitoris rub tonight As his tongue just does me so right Thinking that you’ll make my pussy white.
| ||
|
Santa baby, slip a dildo under the tree, for me I've been an awful good girl Santa baby, and hurry to my bedroom tonight Santa baby, some Victoria Secret lingerie too, light blue I'll wait up for you dear Santa baby, and hurry to my bedroom tonight Think of all the fun I've missed Think of all the dicks that I haven't licked Next year I could be oh so good If you'd check off my sex wish list Santa honey, I want a cock and really that's not a lot I've been an angel all year Santa baby, and hurry to my bedroom tonight Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, proceed to fuck me out of my mind Santa cutie, and hurry to my bedroom tonight Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with triple X and sex Here’s my ass on the line Santa baby, and hurry to my bedroom tonight Come and set my pussy free With the Viagra bought online from me I really do want to fuck you Let's see if you want to fuck me Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, I swing I don't mean on a porch Santa baby, and hurry to my bedroom tonight
| ||
12/16/2011 7:07 pm |
Your pussy smells, your pussy smells like fishy all the time so please do me a favor, and wash it once a month. Talk to me, do me please Do me with Amor, All i want is sex, so do me por Favor. Don't like the hairy pussy, because every time i go Downtown smells worse then sushi.
| ||
12/16/2011 7:01 pm |
Deck the balls with lips from holly, oogg,oogg,oogg,oogg,oogg - oogg, oogg, oogg, oogg. Dawn the bitch with load of cum shots, oogg,oogg,oogg,oogg,oogg - oogg, oogg, oogg, oogg. While we talk of other conquests, oogg,oogg,oogg,oogg,oogg - oogg, oogg, oogg, oogg. Follow fucking with licks of pleasure , oogg,oogg,oogg,oogg,oogg - oogg, oogg, oogg, oogg. AHhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
| ||
12/16/2011 6:52 pm |
twas the weekend before xmas ,and all throw the search.{adultfriend finder} i was looking for pus so i wont have to jerk,after a hour of looking,i was gaveing up, and along and be hold,there she was. so i email her as fast as i can,hopeing she get back, so i didnt use my hand.when she got to my house,as fast as a clatter.she had my shorts off,and stared to suck like it didnt matter,before i know she wanted to fuck,but i ask if i can eat her out, she say no lets just f--k.so she been her over i stared to f--k,{like a jack rabbet in heat}.but as i was banging,something not right down there my ball getting sore,so i had to look,it was a set of ball and a dick longer then yours.but i was horny and i dont care a got me some ass from there.lol
| ||
|
Sung to Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree By Her Fucking around the Christmas tree At the Swingers party swap Mistletoe hung where you can see No couple wants to stop Fucking around the Christmas tree, Let the Swinging spirit ring Later we'll have some pussy pie And we'll do some more Fucking. You will get an irresistible Feeling when you Swap Voices singing I’m Cumming Sonny, Deck the balls with some honey Fucking around the Christmas tree, Have a Fuck Me holiday Everyone Swinging merrily In the new old-fashioned way.
| ||
|
Sung to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer By Her Rudolph, my next door neighbour had a very bulging cock. And if you ever saw it, you would say its’ hard as rock. All of my manly neighbours Made fun and said that he was Gay But we women knew he was waiting For some sexy fox to come his way. So one foggy Christmas eve I went next door to say: "Rudolph with your cock so tight, won't you ride my slit tonight?" Then all of the ladies loved him as they shouted out with glee: "Rudolph my next door neighbour, Go down on her, and her, then me!"
| ||
|
Sung To Here Comes Santa Claus By Him Here comes Mrs. Claus She’s got Menopause Santa’s going in sane He’s got his nut sack filled with cum But Mrs. Just won’t play His Balls are stinging, Elves are singing You have to do this right So use your hands to stroke your gland You’re supposed to cum tonight Here comes Mrs. Claus Had no Menopause The Doc was wrong again He’s got his nut sack filled with cum And Mrs. wants to play Hear them Moanng See them Jumping Everything’s going all right They jumped in bed, she gave him head And Santa Claus came tonight
| ||
|
Sung To I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus By Him. I saw mommy blowing Santa Claus In her dimly lit up room last night They didn’t hear me sneak Into her room to have a peak They thought that I was next door Staying at my buddy Pete’s Then I watched mommy throating Santa Claus His balls were slapping hard against her chin Oh what a shame it would have been If Daddy had walked in I would have had to watch old porn again
| ||
1 post 12/16/2011 6:28 pm |
Fuck the girls and cum on Holly Fa la la la la, la la la la. Stick your cock in Jan or Molly Fa la la la la, la la la la. Meet me now or broadcast later Fa la la la la, la la la la. I'm an expert masturbator Fa la la la la, la la la la.
| ||
|
Rudolph the big cock reindeer, had a very big cock I know. And if you ever suck it you would even see it grow. All of the other reindeer use to laugh and call him names. They never let poor Rudolph join in any sex swap games. Then one kinky Christmas Eve, Santa came to say... "Rudolph with your cock so right won't you fuck my wife tonight". Then all the reindeer loved him, and they shouted out "fuck me". Rudolph the big cock reindeer... his big cock feels so good in me.
| ||
12/16/2011 6:16 pm |
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, Only Loni was stirring, it wasn't a mouse! At the foot of the bed, there rose such a clatter, She spread her legs wider to see what was the matter. He spoke not a word and went straight to his work, Fingering, licking, and teasing, almost making her squirt. Then laying a finger aside of his nose, He slid gently into her, see how far go's! They humped and they bumped, they grunted and slammed, She screamed out his name and said "how happy I am!" It was amazing, hoping it wouldn't stop, and it was just then, that he rolled her on top. There was moaning and groaning and shouts of much joy, She said to him Santa, you have such a great toy! The neighbors came running from near and afar, to see what the noise was, it wasn't from the bar. As they looked and they drooled, their eyes wide in lust, Loni and Santa were ready to bust! Santa thrust upward and Loni let out a scream, They knew it was over, they were sharing their cream. As they lay there panting and clutching each other so tight, They looked over to the neighbors, smiled and said, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight. DTLP
| ||
12/16/2011 6:08 pm |
(NO OFFENSE INTENDED) AN UPGRADED DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW2O11 PLEASE OBTAIN THE PERMISSION OF THIS REWRITE FROM WRITER TO COPY..THANKS. DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW WITH MY BIG FAT HOE YELLING HO HO HO AND A MERRY WE GO UP AND DOWN AND ALL AROUND AS SHE STROKES ME UP AND DOWN I BE CUMMING FAST AS I DASH TO GRAB HER ASS BEFORE SHE TAKES ALL OF MY CASH I WILL MAKE SURE TO GET MY MONEYS WORTH BY THE TIME I REACH YOUR TOWN AND SHOW YOU ALL HOW WE REALLY GET DOWN.....BY JS OF NY WHAT IT IS IS!
| ||
|
twas the night of the orgy and all though the club the doms where all spanking their subs. The riding crops were hung by the tourcher racks with care in hopes that their boytoys soon will be there. i in my leather from my head to my snatch has just spred my legs so everyone can snack..riding their faces all night long , listening to the muffled moaning songs. as i came in their faces i am almost ready to pop no no my boytoys i didn't say stop. i squirted in their mouths and had them eat every drop.. i heard them exclaim as the drove out of sight thank you mistress for the great night...
| ||
12/16/2011 5:55 pm |
Rub your Pussy All over my face Open your lips I want a taste Of the magic juice That grows inside Hold on tight girl Imma take you for a ride Ride me up and down Until you make me splatter Till the cops show up To see whats the matter Oh girl, your pussy is so tight Imma fuck you so long Past the first crack of light. Im gonna fuck you so Good You won't want to quit When I'm strokin that G-Spot As well as the clit. It's a marathon girl And we both one the race Imma finish up With a fat nut on your face. Put that on turnitin.
| ||
|
I SAW MOMMY SUCK OFF SANTA CLAUSE UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE LAST NIGHT! SHE WAS SUCKING WITH ALL HER MIGHT, YES SHE SUCKED HIS BALLS SO DRY THAT ON CHRISTMAS SHE GOT A FUR COAT AND A MERCEDES IN THE DRIVE! OH I SAW MOMMY SUCK OFF SANTA CLAUSE AND I WAS GOING TO TELL DADDY BUT ALAS, I TOOK ONE MORE STEP DOWN THE STAIR THAT'S WHEN I SAW MY DADDY WAS THERE WITH HIS COCK BURIED DEEP UP MOMMY'S ASS!
| ||
12/16/2011 4:59 pm |
Up on the house top click, click click thier go Santa sucking a dick, ho ho ho ,who who know, ho ho ho who know, That same nigt Santa tried to be slick , and slid down chimmy trying to be quick, sneak and moms room awaking her by licking her clit. He said to her, ho ho who would know, ho ho who know, Her respond to him were, i don't know, but it feel good, I don't know, but it feel good. Santa with cum all in his beard, and each house he reach he suck a dick and lick a clit, when arived back to the North pole at the end of Christmas night, His stomach and beard was so full of cum, that he went right to sleep saying he had a good night.
| ||
12/16/2011 3:58 pm |
Lick My Balls! Lick My Balls! Just Like the Other Day!!! You Know I love to eat You Out, When your husband is at work!! HEY!
| ||
12/16/2011 3:55 pm |
Jingle bells, ohh jingle balls It's time to suck meohh ohh what fun could it be when you make me cum
| ||
|
post 2807782 Don't cum all ye faithful, I'm not going to be wasteful cum ye oh cum ye to katey I want a big fat cock, One that I can really rock suck and fuck and shag all day Merrily along. Cum and rejuice me, tingle cream and battery toys, nipple clamps and anal sex to bring the joy to all. all day lone
| ||
1 post 12/16/2011 2:57 pm |
We three kings We, the kinky of the U S, watching porn will be our lot masturbation, ejaculation cumming all the time Oh Ya, Big Tit wonders, large ass gals We dont mind, we'll watch them all A bald pussy, or lots of hair now We'll get off on either one
| ||
12/16/2011 1:50 pm |
Dashing to TSdates.com, In my sexy Christmas suit, (Naked) To my messages I go, Im looking for a beau, What fun it is to fuck and suck A 10in. cock tonight. Oh, One night stand,One night stand fucking all night long I thought Id take a ride, but on my knee's I go, and soon Mr. Right was pushing with all his might, My pussy began to cum, and then he was done. Oh, One night stand,One night stand, fucking all night long.
| ||
1 post 12/16/2011 1:31 pm |
Sung to "O, Christmas Tree" O, cocks and balls, O, cocks and balls, How nice and low your're hanging. I'll suck you hard and hope to dream, That you will bless me with your cream. O, cocks and balls, O, cocks and balls, How nice and low your're hanging. O, cocks and balls, O, cocks and balls, How I want to play with you. I'll rim your ass and make you groan. I'll fuck you hard until you moan. O, cocks and balls, O, cocks and balls, How nice and low your're hanging.
| ||
|
Lick the girls with tongues o’ plenty Fa la la la la la la la laaaa Tis the season to lick your honey Fa la la la la la la la laaaa Don we now our seasonal condoms Fa la la la la la la la laaaa Lets give the ladies what they been wanting Fa la la la la la la la laaaa Smack those ass cheeks there before us Fa la la la la la la la laaaa Make her moan like a whole chorus Fa la la la la la la la laaaa Off with the condom to give her something special Fa la la la la la la la laaaa She’s even more gorgeous with a messy facial. Fa la la la la la la la laaaa We hope you enjoyed something special Fa la la la la la la la laaaa And that it was sensual & sexual Fa la la la la la la la laaaa Now we’re cuddling just me & the Mrs. Fa la la la la la la la laaaa As we wish our Friends a Merry CHRISTmas Fa la la la la la la la laaaa
| ||
|
Deck my balls with light pink lip stick, fa la la la la, mm mmm mmm good. Next, is your ass on my wet stick, fa la la la la, it'll go smooth. Now get on top; slowly slide it in, Now I have taken your anal cherry. I hope you like this way to fuck; I am gonna cum inside you now.
| ||
12/16/2011 12:13 pm |
Twas the nite before Christmas And all through the house Everyone was fucking Even the mouse There were girls on girls And boys on boys Grandpa jacking off And grandma using her toys The house was so packed There wasn't even room on the floor All u could here were people moaning And screaming for more The lights didn't work So candles were lit U had people slapping asses And others sucking tits Everyone fucked everyone At the time no one cared U had dicks sputtering out cum And tits bouncing in the air Grandpa was a horny bastard And ignored what grandma said He tied down a bitch And told her to give him some head He deep throated her And fucked her so hard His cum came shooting out And went all the way to the backyard He then preceded to fuck grandma Who clawed his entire back She made him cum so much That poor grandpa had a heart attack It was sad that nite When grandpa died But everyone was so busy That no body cried
| ||
12/16/2011 12:10 pm |
Sung to the tune of White Christmas: He's cumming and her beaver's humming, Just like the orgasm before. Where her clit is itching, And his Penis is twitching, To put it in her her we go. She's creaming and her girlfriend's eating, It was a sensual delight. May your lover be horny and tight, And may large vibrators fit just right. I'm humping in a room that's bumping, There's not a dry hole in the house. His rear end is reddish, From his spanking fetish, The nymphos taking off her blouse. Groups in bedding and her legs are spreading, They will be taking her I know. May all cocks be nine inches high, May you fall a-sleep in her thighs.
| ||
12/16/2011 11:37 am |
Rudolph the Red-light Reindeer Rudolph the red-light reindeer Had two very rounded heels. And if you ever saw her You would even say she kneels. All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call her names (Ho, slut!) They never let poor Rudolph Join in orgiastic games. Then one lonely Christmas Eve Santa came to say: "Rudolph with your skirts so light Won't you "ride my sleigh" tonight?" Then all the reindeer "loved" her And they shouted out with glee: "Rudolph the red-light reindeer You'll go down on his.... tory!" ...Don't Take It Serious - It's Only Humor... ....Hey guess what...I don't give a sh!t anymore....
| ||
12/16/2011 11:21 am |
Mojo, the Dildo (to the tune of ‘Frosty, the Snowman’) Mojo, the Dildo Was a purple plastic toy With a vibe for clits And rotating tip He was Jacqui’s greatest joy. Deep in her pussy Where it’s warm and wet and tight, His ball bearings turned And it made her squirm, Kept her buzzing through the night. And then she tried Some Astroglide Rubbed onto Mojo’s crown, And when she stuck him up her ass She began to thrash around. Mojo the Dildo Was the bliss of Jacqui’s twat. He could make her cum Being up her bum Or massaging her G-spot. Mojo the Dildo Was a miracle no doubt But he left her dry And he made her cry When his batteries gave out. Fuckedy-fuck fuck, fuckedy-fuck fuck, Look at Mojo work. Fuckedy-fuck fuck, fuckedy-fuck fuck Watch how Jacqui squirts. oh. oh. Oh. OH. OH! OH! OH! OH! Bbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......
| ||
12/16/2011 10:59 am |
A Soccer Mommy licking Santa's Balls, Showing off her camel toe in tights, They didn't see me sneak To the window to have a peak; Even though she caught me wanking In her bedroom just last week. A soccer Mommy cupping Santa balls Until his cock produces snowy white; Oh, what a laugh there would have been If a tranny had also been helping Mommy lick those balls that night.
| ||
12/16/2011 10:28 am |
Spank my balls with christmas Holly tra la la la la la la Then whip my arse with that same holly tra La la la la la la T'is the only thing that makes me jolly La La La Aaargh la la la!
| ||
|
Sung to Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire Burning Passion For You by Softlysubtle My hard-on tells you of my desire, Swollen like a water hose. In my heart you ignite such a fire, As you take off all of your clothes. I like to see your tight skin all aglow, And to feel your pussy tight. Your red lips on my cock to blow, Will keep me hard throughout the night. Sparkling pleasure is on the way, As we eagerly begin to laugh and play. I’m gonna tickle you from deep inside, Delight and happiness from being side by side. I love to stroke you in so many ways It’s something that I love to do It’s how I feel in a romantic way: “Burning passion for you.” More deep sensations from Softlysubtle.
| ||
12/16/2011 9:26 am |
I'm dreaming of a wide entrance One that glistens with anticipation Where she opens gladly and calls me daddy And I can stay on it for awhile I'm dreaming of a wide entrance As I come up looking like a glazed donut She begs me to have more I start to play with the back door I can tell she's about to freakin go nuts I'm dreaming of a wide entrance One that is so accomadating For a boy like me To ream so heavily And ride all night until morning
| ||
1 post 12/16/2011 9:07 am |
This is a special one from me " Cockee Doodle went to town Riding on a Pussy, Stuck his cocky in her ass And called it doggy doggy. Cockee Doodle keep it up Oh Cockee Doodle Cocky! Mind the moaning and the Jerks, And let the night be handy "
| ||
12/16/2011 9:06 am |
Jizzing around the Christmas Tree Have a happy festive tug Chokin' the chicken merrily Spray your jizz onto the rug. Bring a few neighbours round at eight When the frost is glacial Everyone starts to masturbate Treat your girlfriend to a facial. You can get a semi-mental feeling when you try Tinsel, Holly, glitter gleamin' Deck the walls with wads of semen Tuggin' around the Christmas Tree Spray a Festive Christmas load Polish your knob-end merrily Till "you could even say it glowed"! Merry Christmas Everyone! Ho Ho Ho!
| ||
12/16/2011 8:47 am |
twas the nite b4 xmas, and all thru the house-not a hubby or boyfriend,just me humpin your spouse-her legs were spread wide over my shoulders with care-while i tore it up doggy style pulling her hair-as YELLED "here it comes", the eggnog thick n tasty-she was licking my stick up and down none for wasting-i then glanced at my watch and exclaimed with a screech,the night is still young i got bitches to see-lots of booty to grip,plenty titties to suckle-booty claus is my name i proclaimed with a chuckle-as i pulled up my britches,gathered all 9ine inches-ran out the door vaguely heard from a distance-it was truly my pleasure,i have but one reminder..BOOTY XMAS TO ALL ON TSdates.com!!!
| ||
1 post 12/16/2011 8:37 am |
Parodied from "Let It Snow" by lyricist Sammy Cahn Oh the weather is cold & disheartening, But your body's so hot and inviting, And since you've made BBC grow, Give a Blow! Give a Blow! Give a Blow! It doesn't show signs of stopping, And you've brought me so close to popping, Now lay back its your turn to go, I'll go low! I'll go low! I'll go low! When we're done with the sixty-nine, Bend you over for my long thick pole! I'll enjoy the view from behind, As I pound on that wet tiny hole. As the rhythm gains acceleration, And, we switch through a dozen positions, It'll end with a thick white load, I explode! I explode! I explode! [image]
| ||
|
Frosty the CumMan was a jolly horny man with a wet hot tongue and a set of balls and two eyes lusting over Ann Oh, Frosty the CumMan he gets alot of tail hes made with a big sweet cock and he pleases all females Well, there must be magic in those old boxers that he wears because when they drop and hit the floor girls come from everywhere Oh, Frosty the CumMan was alive as he could be He rubbed his cock and made it hard for all the world to see Humpetty hump hump Humpetty hump Look at Frosty go Humpetty hump hump Over her breast we tango Oh, Frosty the CumMan Knew the chicks were hot this day So he said" Lets fuck and have some fun before i go away" So down in the Fetish village with some tits in his hand they were squirting here and over there saying swallow it if you can Oh, Frosty the CumMan was alive as he could be He rubbed his cock and made it hard for all the world to see Humpetty hump hump Humpetty hump Look at Frosty go Humpetty hump hump Over her breast we tango
| ||
|
All I want for Christmas Is Jizz on your teeth Across your teeth Spillin' past your teeth. All I want for Christmas Is a nice, tight piece. So I can Scream "IT'S SUCH A TIGHT-ASS!!"
| ||
1 post 12/16/2011 7:43 am |
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, Had a very shiny nose, But do you know the story, Of how it really glows? As an innocent reindeer, He was walking down the snowy street, Going to see poor Santa, Who had gotten sick from all the sleet, When he opened the door, He saw Misses Claus on top, Poor innocent Rudolph, Didn't know what to think, So in despite of his innocent mind He ran in to save poor old Santa's life, But little did he know, That Misses Clause was only "helping", And Rudolph tackled Misses Clause to the ground, And in complete desperation, He did all he could do, He tried to get rid of that nasty thing That left Misses Claus moaning in pain, And when he put his nose to her clit, She screamed out in delight, Misses Claus was a virgin, And that's how Rudolph's nose became so bright.
| ||
12/16/2011 6:33 am |
Silver balls, silver balls, once they were tight neath my pecker. It takes a cup to hold them up. Soon they will hang to the floor. Balls are sagging dicks a dragging this old age things a pain. Takes a hour to get a reaction. Took a red pill then a blue pill still I'm limp as a rag. Sorry babe you'll have to wait. Sorry babe you'll have to wait.
| ||
1 post 12/16/2011 3:54 am |
its christmas time jezebels and wine, topless women all in there prime. legs spread out open my tongue in their ass A time to rejoice while i do them in grass.
| ||
12/16/2011 3:32 am |
Good king cum blast last jacked off On the face of Stephen When the spunk lay round about Deep and crisp and semen Brightly shine the cock at night Though the balls were blue Then jumped on his horny girl And shaged him all night through PS, I'm not gay but Stephen kinda worked lol
| ||
|
To the Tune of "God, rest ye Merry gentlemen" Babe, fuck us merry gentlemen, Let's suck and play all day, Remember get our dicks real hard, And we promise they will spray, Our cum will taste so good for you, and you won't have to pay, Ohho Fuck you, is that bitch really gay, Really gay, Ohho fucking bitch We REALLY wanted to play!
| ||
|
Yes here is Deck the Cocks again, with a slight correction made. Deck the Cocks Deck the Cocks with some wet pussy Fa lala la la, Lala la la Be a man and don't be wussy Fa lala la la, Lala la la Girls really want us inside them Fa lala, La lala, La la la Their tits are a wonderful gem Fa lala la la, Lala la la See those hot girls right before us Fa lala la la, Lala la la They will all moan in a chorus Fa lala la la, Lala la la Follow them in sexy measure Fa lala, La lala, La la la Their pussies are a real treasure Fa lala la la, Lala la la We're in for a night of fucking Fa lala la la, Lala la la Girls kneel down, our cocks they're sucking Fa lala la la, Lala la la Spread on them cum from our hard dicks Fa lala, La lala, La la la Spend the night with some sexy chicks Fa lala la la, Lala la la
| ||
12/16/2011 2:14 am |
Up on the housetop, Reindeer Shit, Santa whips out his big prick Down the chimney to fuck some bitches Who would know I'll soil there britches Ho ho ho, Who will know? Ho ho ho, Who will know? Oooo up on the housetop, Reindeer Shit, Santa leaves with his limp prick
| ||
12/16/2011 2:07 am |
One more That slut christi, sung to the tune of oh Christmas tree That slut Christi, the slut Christi She fucks so hard I'm bleeding That slut Christi, that slut Christi Fuck my brains out just got new meaning She fucked me long, she fucked me hard I lost brain cells, now I'm half a tard. That slut Christi, that slut Christi Her engagement ring I got her is gleaming.
| ||
12/16/2011 1:43 am |
Another entry. Oral sex rock. To the tune of jingle bell rock Eatin out, eatin out, at eatin out I rock Let my tongue at your clit n you'll be in shock Lickin and flickin untill you scream And then lickin up all your cream Then suckin my, suckin my, suckin my cock Take it all in so your tonsils I knock Sorry, it's so big, didn't mean to scare And sorry bout your hair It's a great time, take it from behind Want to fuck you right away It's a prime time for you to climb And stick it up in your va jay jay So giddy up you dirty girl, Ride my meat Jump up and down on my cock Mix it up, im fingering your back door treat That makes my dick swell That makes my dick swell That makes my dick swell oh fuck Splat.
| ||
12/16/2011 1:05 am |
This is my entry and it's titled, Little cummer boy Cum she told me, please cum cum cum cum I need your load you see, please cum cum cum cum Please Stick you dick right in, my bum bum bum bum And then we will do it again, so stick it in my bum Thrust until you cum, go and get you sum Don't stop till you jizz, please cum cum cum cum In my bum So I fuck her good, thump thump thump thump thump her ass felt great on my wood, thump thump thump thump thump I blew my big ass load, in her rump rump rump rump I thrust till I explode, pa rump pump pump pump, So deep up in her rump, Big loads I will dump So how much do owe, for your rump rump rump rump What cash do I dump?
| ||
|
Sung to The Christmas song (Chestnuts roasting) My nuts swollen, had to open fire Baby batter dripping off your nose. You and Carol, swapping spunk by the fire, Drained my cock like you were professionals. Everybody knows some whisky with some single friends, Leads to fun throughout the night. Tiny blonds with their perky young smiles Have no interest in sleeping tonight. They hope that pleasure is on the way There will be lots of drinks that lead to foreplay And every single guy is going to spy To see if they catch that young girl’s eye. And so I’m offering this simple song For adults aged up to 92 Although it’s been said many time many ways I want to make sweet love to you. Happy Holidays and I hope I get my Holiday wish. Naughty Carol Contest
| ||
|
Sung to The Christmas song (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire) My nuts swollen, had to open fire Baby batter dripping off your nose. You and Carol, swapping spunk by the fire, Drained my cock like you were professionals. Everybody knows, some whisky, with some single friends, Leads to fun throughout the night. Tiny blonds with their perky young smiles Have no interest in sleeping tonight. They hope that pleasure is on the way There will be lots of drinks that lead to foreplay And every single guy is going to spy To see if they catch that young girl’s eye. And so I’m offering this simple song For adults aged up to 92 Although it’s been said many time, many ways I want to make sweet love to you. Happy Holidays and I hope I get my Holiday wish.
| ||
12/16/2011 12:40 am |
Dashing through the hoes On a low riding bumpin sleigh Picking up the hookers On the corner on Xmas Day Danglin balls danglin balls Wigglin and Danglin all way Next verse I wish you a horny christmas I wish you a horny christmas I wish you a horny christmas And a happy fucking day
| ||
|
Rudolph the young bi reindeer had a craving for some cock but if his daddy found out he would go in complete shock.Then one foggy fucked up night santa came to say,''Rudolph with your cock fetish wont you blow my team tonight?''Well all the reindeer lined up just so he could blow them off.Then how the reindeer loved him as they gave a big cum bath.Rudolph the young bi reindeer you'll go down on every cock!
| ||
1 post 12/16/2011 12:04 am |
Its Matty W, The horny teenage guy And he had a lonely night! With a 6' dick and xmatch site theres a possibility he'll be laid tonight Its Matty W, the horny teenage guy with one left-click and a message too, ill come in my mustang to eat out you Ohhhh Matty Wess! The horny teenage guy! This was my contest entry And now i shall say bye! That was too Frosty the snowman.
| ||
12/15/2011 11:05 pm |
Twas the night before christmas not a peep through the home not a mouse was stirring, and realized i wanted some dome not very picky, twas hard as a rock everybody loves when someones sucking their cock eat my cookies, drink my milk, what i could really use right now is a milf to have some fun and share some holiday spirit when i pull my pants down, the ladies fear-it. stumbling around the house, looking for a good fix put my red cap on, my name is jolly St. Nickolas, bitch!
| ||
12/15/2011 10:34 pm |
On the first day for xxxmas my sub girlfriend gave to me! a diamond studded gold plated double loop cock ring.. On the second day of xxxmas my sub girlfriend gave to me! 2 full viagras and a diamond studded gold plated double loop cock ring.. On the third day of xxxmas my sub girlfiend gave to me! 3 happy endings 2 full viagras and a diamond sutdded gold plated double loop cock ring.. On the fourth day of xxxmas my sub girlfriend gave to me! 4 no flush blumpkins 3 happy ending 2 full viagras and a diamond studded gold plated double loop cock ring.. On the fith day of xxxmas my sub girlfriend gave to me! 5 rims for jobbing 4 no flush blumpkins 3 happy ending 2 full viagras and a diamond studded gold plated double loop cock ring On the sixth day of xxxmas my sub girlfriend gave to me! 6 blow up sheep dolls 5 rims for jobbing 4 no flush blumpkins 3 happy ending 2 full viagras and a diamond studded gold plated double loop cock ring On the seventh day of xxxmas my sub girlfriend gave to me! 7 porn site passwords 6 blow up sheep dolls 5 rims for jobbing 4 no flush blumpkins 3 happy ending 2 full viagras and a diamond studded gold plated double loop cock ring On the eighth day of xxxmas my sub girlfriend gave to me! 8 pies for creaming 7 porn site passwords 6 blow up sheep dolls 5 rims for jobbing 4 no flush blumpkins 3 happy ending 2 full viagras and a diamond studded gold plated double loop cock ring on the 9th day of xxxmas my sub girlfriend gave to me! 9 fist shaped dildos 8 pies for creaming 7 porn site passwords 6 blow up sheep dolls 5 rims for jobbing 4 no flush blumpkins 3 happy ending 2 full viagras and a diamond studded gold plated double loop cock ring On the 10th day of xxxmas my sub girlfriend gave to me! 10 fresh picked virgins 9 fist shaped dildos 8 pies for creaming 7 porn site passwords 6 blow up sheep dolls 5 rims for jobbing 4 no flush blumpkins 3 happy ending 2 full viagras and a diamond studded gold plated double loop cock ring On the 11th day of xxxmas my sub girlfriend gave to me! 11 sultry snatch shots 10 fresh picked virgins 9 fist shaped dildos 8 pies for creaming 7 porn site passwords 6 blow up sheep dolls 5 rims for jobbing 4 no flush blumpkins 3 happy ending 2 full viagras and a diamond studded gold plated double loop cock ring On the 12th day of xxxmas my sub girlfriend gave to me 12 months of gold membership free 11 sultry snatch shots 10 fresh picked virgins 9 fist shaped dildos 8 pies for creaming 7 porn site passwords 6 blow up sheep dolls 5 rims for jobbing 4 no flush blumpkins 3 happy ending 2 full viagras and a diamond studded gold plated double loop cock ring
| ||
|
Santa's Chocolate Helper and his Naughty Girl Twas the night before Christmas, with my door unlocked. Waiting for Santa's helper with his big black cock. My oh my....what did you say? That your dick was hard and you wanted to play? I will bat my lashes all coy and sweet whispering to you to share that chocolate treat. My clothes will be removed and my legs spread wide. Santa's chocolate helper just enjoys the ride. If you hit it hard and give me some. You will be begging Ashya please to let me cum. I will be holding you tight and fucking you fast. You will screaming out Baby I don't think I can last. So Santa's chocolate helper call for your friends. They will want some when this Canadian booty bends. Santa's chocolate helper lick me hard with those nice full lips. Making my pussy shake and quiver till it drips. We will be laughing and crying and feeling no shame. You will be shouting out Lordy Lordy I think she came . So Santa's chocolate helper now that I am now all nice and wet. I bet your glad it not Christmas yet. Yes this was eloquently put and nicely stated. Won't you be glad when we have finally mated. So to end this poem with some Christmas cheer. I will bend ova once more and let you take this Canadian rear. Naughty Ashya
| ||
|
Hey everyone thought I would give my own rendition of Santa Claus is Coming to Town. Holiday HO’s are CUMMIN to PLAY! Oh! You better watch OUT, You better not CRY, You better not POUT I'm telling you WHY Holiday HO’s are CUMMIN to PLAY! They’re making a LIST Checking it TWICE Gonna, find out who can fukk once or THRICE Holiday HO’s are CUMMIN to PLAY! They see you when you're FUKKING, They know if you’re a FAKE They know if you are bad or GOOD, So eat PUSSY for goodness SAKE! Oh! You better watch OUT, You better not CRY, You better not POUT I'm telling you WHY Holiday HO’s are CUMMIN to PLAY! Tight little poosies and Phat Juicy BUMS CUMM FUKK us HARD and we will be Swallowing your GOO YUMMY YUM YUM Holiday HO’s are CUMMIN to PLAY! Bring those big dicks, which cause a puddle or TWO Don’t forget those Poosie EATERS That makes us Girls go COO IR$ Holiday HO’s are CUMMIN to PLAY! The Naughty Girls and Boys in IR$ Play Land Will be dressed fine and so SEXILY They’re all gonna be humping and screaming Like HOLIDAY HO'S under the Christmas TREE Oh! You better watch OUT, You better not CRY, You better not POUT I'm telling you WHY Holiday HO’s are CUMMIN Holiday HO’s are CUMMIN to PLAYYYYYYYYYY! Ashya Queen Holiday HO Provider
| ||
12/15/2011 10:04 pm |
sweets sounds outside(jingles)listening to the news; ...they call it sweet booty fucking Christmas, just because i called a date in my house, anyone can call one if their dicks or pussies are too sweet to keep em anymore.come on ladies don't be like that we all wanna try the moment 2, talking of moment i had this little moment the other day arguing with my mind to jerk or not 2,en guess what i fucken didn't for the first time i was right.. suddenly i heard jingles run outside thinking will see Santa on the fricken roof just to find out it was the ice cream truck "i was like what's wrong with this Christmas.. i think we wanna fuck to stay normal don't you think end of my fricken ass story ......love it....
| ||
1 post 12/15/2011 9:35 pm |
"It was the night before Christmas, and all were feeling Mary, so when Mary left, thay jumed for Joyce"." Joly
| ||
|
'Tis the season to go expensive. selection at the mall is quite extensive. Don't blow it all on a diamond ring, when you'd both be happier with lots of bling. A nice gold chain around her waist let's us all know you fuck with taste. A piercing or two to tie ropes through, and the sport of webcamming starts anew. You'll get kinky with his dinky, Damn the thing won't ever shrinky. The one big gift for her I'd guess, would be that brand new pearl necklace.
| ||
|
I saw Mommy tickling Santa's balls While he was grabbing Mommy's tits last night. They didn't hear me laugh when Santa spanked her on her ass. They thought that it was the porno that was playing in the back. Then I saw Mommy licking Santa's balls Underneath his pubes so snowy white; Oh, what fun it had seemed Until Daddy came down and seen Mommy blowing Santa Claus last night! [image]
| ||
|
Sang to the theme of Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas: Give me a great foreskin peeling tongue job With teeth that gently bite, Get down on, Your knees and rim my skin so tight Taste inside my foreskin for the taking Show my cock you're game, Go down in, My foreskin, tongue fuck it, today... Fill with whipped creme just stuff away Cheese, berries, jams, ham or s'mores Or Coffee beans that taste great to you Stir it deep into your brew. WHERES THE ICE??? So I can dip my pecker? Please put out this fire I think next time I'll use the wringer washer And stuff myself into my own foreskin tonight
| ||
|
Sitting around making my christmas wish and all I want for christmas is a big fat cock so I said santa as I sat on his lap let me whisper in your ear and let me tell you what I want for christmas a smooth cock and a juicy ass santa said is that all I said well you can send 2 of the hottest dudes so I can bang bang both of them and get my juicy cock serviced and sucked he said your christmas wish is complete now be good cause if your naughty santa won't bringg those present I said oh santa I want to be naughty and nice so I can have the best christmas ever I want my present on christmas eve santa so I'll have all day christmas to enjoy it here's your christmas gift already opened and fresh and ready for his batteries to be turned on
| ||
1 post 12/15/2011 9:20 pm |
Gimme mo oh the weather outside is frightful but your cock is so delightful and since we no place to go gimme mo gimme mo gimme mo You dont show signs of busting so i brought you over for fucking the music's on nice and slow gimme mo gimme mo gimme mo when i slap that ass hard tonight how i will hate that very cold shower but your really so wet and tight i will very well stay the night the passion is slowly dying and darling there is no lying i know you will call again saying gimme mo gimme mo gimme mo
| ||
|
I'm dreaming of a white christmas a bright white dick christmas just like the one I use to blow oh I'm dreaming of the white cock hanging by the mistletoe ready to be kissed and blowed oh how much fun it is to suck and kiss on a white cock santa slipping down the chimney sneaking in while I'm blowing and kissing this white cock oh santa claus I didn't leave your cookies and milk but I got some chocolate chip cookies and some cream white milk for you I'm dreaming of a white cock for christmas sitting by the fireplace opening up my white cock on christmas day hohoho....
| ||
|
I originally posted this on my own blog but it is appropriate so I thought I'd share. This was what cleaning a ton of snow off the car tonight made me think of.... and the storm is just beginning My warped little brain kicked in as I found myself not quite typing the traditional lyrics With apologies to Bing, Dean, and Frank Oh the weather outside is frightful, but my breasts are double d-lightful And since there's no place to go, rub me slow! rub me slow! rub me slow! It doesn't show signs of stopping Don't you even think of popping The lights are turned way down low rub me slow! rub me slow! rub me slow! When we finally kiss goodnight How I'll hate going out in the storm! But if you'll really tie me tight A whole new kink may be born..... The fire is slowly dying And, my dear, we're still goodvibing And as Long as you fuck me so rub me slow! rub me slow! rub me slow!
| ||
|
Give me a great foreskin peeling tongue job With teeth that gently bite, Get down on, Your knees and rim my skin so tight Taste inside my foreskin for the taking Show my cock you're game, Go down in, My foreskin, tongue fuck it, today... Fill with whipped creme just stuff away Cheese, berries, jams, ham or s'mores Or Coffee beans that taste great to you Stir it deep into your brew. WHERES THE ICE??? So I can dip my pecker? Please put out this fire I think next time I'll use the wringer washer And stuff myself into my own foreskin tonight
| ||
1 post 12/15/2011 9:06 pm |
Naughty Carol Contest A message I left on her answering machine the other night . . . "Oh the weather out there is frightful, Your blowjobs are delightful, Come on and make me moan, BUTT, You're not home, you're not home, you're not home."
| ||
12/15/2011 8:57 pm |
To the tune of "Jingle Bell Rock" Single belles, single belles, single belles rock Lookin' at posts and strokin' my cock Surfin', admiring and worshipping femmes with pretty hair and long sexy stems Blowing my mind with the way that they walk Just want to fuck 'til they draw me in chalk If I could have one wish for this holiday I really like to role play It's a fine time, below the waistline to lick a pussy stick I've got a half mind because you're so fine To take you in my throat like it's a giant clit Single belles, single belles, single belles rock Beauty and brains and balls So deck the halls with toys and ben wa balls Because a chick with dick rocks
| ||
12/15/2011 8:28 pm |
TEXT A JOE Oh the weather outside is frightful A warm cock sounds soo delightful Cause if you have no plce to go.... TEXT A JOE TEXT A JOE TEXT A JOE If he shows no signs of errection Then you better tell him 'get a stepping' Cause if he has no cock to trow TEXT A JOE TEXT A JOE TEXT A JOE When I finaly found my JOE He said ' I'LL have you to know ' That if you suck my cock just rite I'll fuck you all through the night sooooooooo I TEXT A JOE TEXT A JOE TEXT A JOE An while we still 69ing You will find, we still be grinding An after all night long That cock is still hard an strong An when we finally kiss good night He rubbed my pussy soo rite An if he have to goooooooooo I would've given him a blooooow soooooooo I FUCKED A JOE FUCKED A JOE FUCKED A JOE 242 ORIGINAL BAHAMIAN STYLE
| ||
|
Frosty the sex man was a fairy tale they say. But the adults laughed and played when he came to life that day. Frosty the sex man was as alive as he could be. With a dildo pipe and a vibrator nose and two eyes made out of butt plugs. Singing don't you cry I can fuck like you and me. Humpity hump hump humpity hump hump over the tits he came Humpity hump hump humpity hump hump over the ass he came
| ||
12/15/2011 7:50 pm |
Santa came down the chimmy with such a clang and to his amasement he was in the middle of a gang bang To everyone's amasement he joined right in And then he said with a smirky grin To you good girl and boys I have a whole bag of fun fuck toys Merry xmas and good night You could hear him still panting as he disapeared out of sight
| ||
12/15/2011 7:49 pm |
O come all ye naughty nasty and so horny o come ye o come ye to chatroulette come and behold them fornicating gayly o come let us eat pussy o come let us suck co-ock o come let us get dirty juletime fuck
| ||
|
X-Rated Carol (To the tune of Nat King Cole's Christmas Song) Hot nuts roasting on your sweet desire Jack off nipping at your nose. You'll ride Carol as you fuck till you tire; Folks sexed up and sucking toes. Everybody knows, some pussy and some camel toe. Will suck unless you fuck it right. Tiny tits, with big nips on a ho... Will make it hard and deep tonight. You know that Santa is on his way He's had a blow job and pussy's on his face Just about to cum, and tears from his cry Because the ass was so good; thought he would die... So I'm offering this simple tune... To TSdates.com and their nasty crew; Although its been tried by the straights and the gays... Keep on fucking... and Merry Christmas to you. 1HotBaadBoy
| ||
12/15/2011 7:34 pm |
Tis the season to be jolly She covered my balls with rings of holly This made me shout with glee So me and Santa gave her a DP Then she sat up and said Next year boys we do it on the sled
| ||
12/15/2011 7:24 pm |
>>!DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW JUST THINKING ABOUT YOUR BIG ASS HOLE,SO I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT YOUR NOT ONLY A WHOE BUT THE SISTER WHO LIKES A BIG COCK WHOS NAME IS JOE, SO I LEAVE MY NAME HER BEHIND TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT I AM NO SMOE BUT A BROTHER LOOKING FOR A WOMAN TO RING HER BELL NOT ONCE BUT TWICE IN THE NAME OF CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.. WHAT IT IS IS!
| ||
12/15/2011 7:10 pm |
ON THE TWELTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME TWEVLE GOOD FUCKS ELEVEN OF HER FRIENDS TEN BLOW JOBS NINE STROKES UP HER ASS EIGHT LICKS OF HER CLEAN SHAVEN PUSSY,SEVEN OF HER GREAT POSITIONS,SIX ALL AROUNDERS,FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS, FOUR NIGHTS OF YELLING THREE BIG KISSES TWO HAND JOBS AND ONE YA BUDDY..... WHAT IT IS IS!
| ||
12/15/2011 6:52 pm |
Here cums Santa Cluase Here cums Santa Cluase Right between my legs Dildo's and Vibes all my fav toys right by his side, Moan's and Groan's of sexual joy all on X-mas NITE, So wear ure stocking's and heels, cause Santa Clause cums tonite, Here cums Santa Clause Here cums Santa Clausse Right between my legs, He's got a bag filled with lots of toys and lubes for all the NAUGHTY women and men tonite, Jingle, Jangle leave the bedroom door unlocked tonite, slip of the undies and raise ure legs high cause, Santa Clause cums tonite!!!!
| ||
|
Oh, I'm dreaming of a gaped asshole.... into which my hard cock will go.... Where her hard nipples glisten because of my kissen.... And her pussy hot enough to melt snow....... Oh I'm dreamin of a white faced lover.... her face all covered in my cum.... with her pussy all drippin from gettin a cock whippin... and her orgasms continuing to flow..... Oh, I'm dreamin of a satisfied lover Her cute lil ass curled up in my lap As she dozes to dreamland all spent and in creamland and my cock once again stirring to grow.
| ||
12/15/2011 6:04 pm |
This is our little contribution towards the Global Festivities Post2807782 When Good King Wensleslas last last went down, on a feast of beauties. in an alley in the centre of town, they were slim and cuties. some in leather, some in lace, one even dressed as Santa. Good King Wensleslas rimmed them all, whilst sitting on a bottle of Fanta. The cops they came from round about, to investigate the commotion. they flashed their shields and began to shout, spread 'em wide in devotion. they all complied and stood in line, cuffed and ready for action. including the King, there were nine, all waiting for anal compaction. When they had drilled and filled them with Festive cheer, no hole was left unused, the bodies they lay far and near, all gratefully abused. The moral of this Christmas Ode, is plain for all to see. 'tis the time to play and load, the festivities on I.M.C.
| ||
12/15/2011 5:57 pm |
I'm thrusting in her hole, holding up one leg, over the positions we go, she's screaming alllllll the dayyy, balls she's teabaging, Making my dick up-right, what fun it is to ride and put my thing down her throat tonighttt o single girls single girls married girls all the way what fun it is to ride and slide in girls that are gay
| ||
12/15/2011 5:55 pm |
When Callie returns to her hometown for the holidays she comes face to face with her old lover and Dominant Jack. She left him three years ago believing he could never be the happily-ever-after man she needed. Yet Jack still wants her and she finds herself wanting to submit to him again. As Jack and Callie explore their Dominant/submissive relationship, Callie gets drawn deep into Jack’s world all over again. For his part, Jack can’t seem to forget how she nearly ruined him when she took off without even saying good-bye all those years ago, but he’s afraid his baser needs will destroy Callie. Can Callie give Jack another chance to prove he can be what she needs? Can Jack overcome his own fears and claim Callie forever?
| ||
12/15/2011 5:29 pm |
Police got me now Police got me now Police got me now Impound my car and they lock me up (Repeat 1x) I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I'm gonna be one of Bubba's bitches I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the Pasco County Jail
| ||
12/15/2011 5:12 pm |
(Away In A Manger) Away with a stranger And into his bed For twenty five dollars I’ll give him some head I suck him, he pays me Our business is done For another ten dollars I’ll swallow his cum. **** Joy to the world My girl has cum! I finally found her thing! And it was no small feat ‘Twas buried in lip-meat Amongst a mass of hair I found her clitoris there And now she must blow me, It’s only fair. ***** (Jingle Bells) Dingle berries, dingle berries Hanging from your ass Swaying wildly in the wind Whenever you pass gas. Dingle berries, ripe and smelly, Wipe them all away Use a little common sense And clean your ass today Everytime you sit You’re squashing balls of shit Please don’t think I’m mean But your hygine is obscene It’s not a pretty sight And I don’t want to fight But be a man and wipe your ass You know that I am right Dingle berries, dingle berries Hanging in mid air Clinging to your ugly ass On tiny little hairs Dingle berries, dingle berries Dangling from your butt Wash your keester now and then You crazy fucking nut!
| ||
|
Frosty the Snowman Was a jolly happy soul With a corncob pipe and a button nose And dildo made of snow Frosty the Snowman sang Humpety hump hump Humpety hump hump Look at frosty CUM There must have been some magic In that old silk panties For when she placed them on She began to give him head And all the girls came all around Saying catch me if you can Frosty the snow man singing Humpety hump hump Humpety hump hump Look at frosty cum So then Frosty waved goodbye Saying don't you cry I'll CUM again some day Humpety hump hump Humpety hump hump See Frosty CUM!!!
| ||
|
**To the tune of "Do you hear what I hear"** Said the hot lass to the horny man Do you feel what I feel Right between my thighs, horny man Do you feel what I feel A cock, a cock, thrusting deep inside And my pussy's warm and wet and tight And my pussy's warm and wet and tight Said the horny man, to the man behind Do you feel what I feel Tingling through my balls, man behind Hope you feel what I feel A cock, A cock, exploding deep inside And my ass is squeezing you so tight And my ass is squeezing you so tight Said the horny men, to the waiting slut Can you take us both now Deep inside your pussy walls, waiting slut Can you feel us both now We cum, we cum, spurting white-hot juice Deep inside your cunny and your ass Deep inside your cunny and your ass Said the people in the orgy everywhere Listen how we moan Giving you orgasms everywhere Listen as we Cum The sex, the sex, fucking through the night It will bring us all peace and light It will bring us all peace and light
| ||
1 post 12/15/2011 4:55 pm |
hell ya TSdates.com for ya - come on say adult junp on the floor girls kiss my dick to my feet 9&10 back to 1 let me lick urs one i want sex whole my life suck my dick that's fine.10 & back one 23 gift chrissmiss on the tree happy new year that's mine
| ||
|
I was spending christmas in Calcutta When i poked my eye through a shutter All I could see Was a tit and a knee And the balls of the fellow ,that was up her Last Christmas there was man from St Pauls Who had performed at many a halls His one favorite trick Was to stand on his stick An roll of the stage on his balls. At the chistmas carols in Stroud There was an amorous man called McLoud (mcLeod) Who intimate with his girlfriend in the crowd. Suddenly a man at the front Yelled i think i can smell Cunt. "Shhhh , Not so loud" said Mcloud (mcleod) A large christmas choir lady from McQuarie While performing fell, back wards into a quarry. She fell on her back And opened her crack Out walked a missing man named Lawrie.
| ||
12/15/2011 4:23 pm |
i saw mommy kissing santa clause underneath his beard so snowy white she didnt see me creep downstairs to have a peep she thought that i was tuck up im my bedroom masturbate then i saw mommy sucking santa clause underneath his bush so snowy white she didnt see me hide behind the door and watch and i was jerking fast and slow to all the things they do oh what a shock it would have been if daddy would only know mommy sucking santa clause last night
| ||
12/15/2011 4:22 pm |
Our hands moving all about Cum cum cum cum cum I start to slide it in and out Cum cum cum cum cum I can't stop now I'm about to Cum cum cum cum cum
| ||
12/15/2011 3:20 pm |
Looking for the perfect threesome Fa la la la la, la la la la Hope she is cute and winsome Fa la la la la, la la la la She won’t need much gay apperal Fa la la la la, la la la la To have fun with us by the barrel Fa la la la la, la la la la Touch and skin and lips so silky Fa la la la la, la la la la Make us want more than a quickie Fa la la la la, la la la la We will dance the new year together Fa la la la la, la la la la Under the covers despite the weather Fa la la la la, la la la la
| ||
1 post 12/15/2011 3:12 pm |
O CUM ALL YE FACIALS Juicy and WARM O CUM YE OHHH CUM YEEEE To my face tonight!
| ||
1 post 12/15/2011 3:01 pm |
All I want for Christmas is a pussy to eat, a cock to suck, a cock to ride, All I want for Christmas is a pussy to eat, and the two cocks to fuck me deep!!!!
| ||
|
I understand the rules but this is one I had done previously to fit the phrasing of the original carol __________________________________________________________________ Buster the well hung Swinger You know many sexy swingers with whom you have teased You have kissed, licked, fondled, sucked, fucked and pleased But do you recall Who was your best lay of all? Buster the well hung swinger had a very handsome dick and the women who've seen it say its incredibly thick All of the horny ladies Used to wonder about its size They always hoped that He would let them ride his prize Then on a very playful eve Hostess came to say Buster with your nice thick dick Please slide it where we're wet and slick Then how the women loved him and they shouted out with lust Buster the will hung swinger please go down on us.... Betsy the round bootied swinger Had a very tempting tush And the men who have seen it Say they believe its very lush All of the horny fellows Like how it melts to her thighs And always hope that Betsy will Let them lick her juicy prize Then one very playful eve The host was heard to say Betsy with your ass so tight Let our cocks slide in tonight Then how the gents all loved her As they shouted from the bed Betsy the round bootied swinger Please give us some head
| ||
1 post 12/15/2011 2:46 pm |
(to the tune of Good King Wenceslas) Put your hand into my pants, Handle my banana. Come one baby – take a chance I’ll buy you a drink after Brightly glowed my cam that night, Though the lens was cruel, Then a nude girl came in sight, And woke my swollen toooool. I love watching pussy play Or seeing couple’s pleasure Doesn’t matter, straight or gay Enjoying at my leisure Rub your clit or lick your balls Fingering your asshole Logging in and watching porn Has never been a hassle Bring me beer and bring me wine, Show your nice big boobs Cup my balls and make me smile While I get out the lubes Watch me now ejaculate Enjoying your vibrator Fuck me baby that was great What you doing later?
|
Become a member to create a blog