Naughty Carol Contest!  

rm_events 35F
23068 posts
12/13/2011 3:54 pm

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Naughty Carol Contest!


THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED. CHECK BACK TOMORROW 12/28 FOR YOUR WINNERS!



A day or two ago
I found a dating site
I wanted to get laid–
Preferably that night!
They quizzed me on my brains,
Emotions, and romance,
But I don't care about those things
I just want to drop my pants! Oh…

Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Hairy ones and shaved!
Oh what fun it is to post
My cock online today! HEY!

-ALT.com member masterlorelei



Now it’s your turn! The TSdates.com elves want you to write a naughty holiday carol for us in our Naughty Carol Contest! Unwrap your best holiday fantasy, tell us what mommy was really doing to Santa, or show us where you prefer to hang the mistletoe ‒ and you could win a Gold Membership!

Sit down with your milk and cookies and write your dirtiest carol or holiday limerick ‒ it needs to rhyme, and we're looking for originality and creativity! Make us laugh or make us melt! And remember, our elves don't like naughty plagiarists ‒ if you can find it on the Internet, so can we!

Multiple entries are permitted (one entry per blog post). To enter, post a comment here containing your entry. The deadline to enter is Tuesday, December 27th at 11:59 a.m. Pacific Time .

There will be no voting period for this contest. The team at TSdates.com will pick the top 3 winners, which will be announced on Wednesday, Dec. 28th.

Prizes for this contest are:

First Place: 1-year Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs
Second Place: 6-month Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs
Third Place: 3-month Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs

Specific Contest Rules:

1. All entries must adhere to the Terms of Use.
2. To be valid, entries must rhyme and not exceed the 200 word limit. Invalid entries may be deleted without notice.
3. Pseudonyms only; no real names or handles allowed.
4. All entries must be submitted by Tuesday, December 27th at 11:59 a.m. Pacific Time.
5. General contest rules apply.

Amorlatino51 70M
1 post
12/27/2011 10:42 am

I wish me a tranny for christmas
I wish me a tranny for christmas
I wish me a tranny for christmas
and screw her all year...


SeXyHoLXX 35F  
40 posts
12/27/2011 10:01 am

It's the most wonderful time of the year,
(Ding dong ding dong)
With swingers jingle belling,
And everyone out at the pub, drinking their beers,
It's the most wonderful time of the year,
(Ding dong ding dong)
It's the hot-hottest season of all,
With those holiday greetings and the hot horny meetings,
When lovers come to call,
It's the hot-hottest season of all,

There'll be swingers parties for hosting,
Lots of spit roasting,
And promising men can be blowed,
There'll be sexy new stories,
And tales of the glories of,
Hot christmases long, long ago,

It's the most wonderful time of the year,
There'll be lots of camel-toeing,
And cocks will start growing,
When love ones are near,
It's the most wonderful time of the year,

There'll be orgies for hosting,
Much much more spit roasting,
And shagging outside in the snow,
There’ll be horny hot stories,
And tales of the glories of,
Sex orgies long, long ago,

It's the most wonderful time of the year,
There'll be lots of camel-toeing,
And cocks will be growing,
When love ones are near,
It's the most wonderful time of the year,

There'll be lot's and lot's felatt-io,
And cocks will be growing,
When love ones are near,
It's the most wonderful time,
It's the most wonderful time,
It's the most wonderful time,
It's the most wonderful time of the year!


SeXyHoLXX


SeXyHoLXX 35F  
40 posts
12/27/2011 9:59 am

It's the most wonderful time of the year,
(Ding dong ding dong)
With swingers jingle belling,
And everyone out at the pub, drinking their beers,
It's the most wonderful time of the year,
(Ding dong ding dong)
It's the hot-hottest season of all,
With those holiday greetings and the hot horny meetings,
When lovers come to call,
It's the hot-hottest season of all,

There'll be swingers parties for hosting,
Lots of spit roasting,
And promising men can be blowed,
There'll be sexy new stories,
And tales of the glories of,
Hot christmases long, long ago,

It's the most wonderful time of the year,
There'll be lots of camel-toeing,
And cocks will start growing,
When love ones are near,
It's the most wonderful time of the year,

There'll be orgies for hosting,
Much much more spit roasting,
And shagging outside in the snow,
There’ll be horny hot stories,
And tales of the glories of,
Sex orgies long, long ago,

It's the most wonderful time of the year,
There'll be lots of camel-toeing,
And cocks will be growing,
When love ones are near,
It's the most wonderful time of the year,

There'll be lot's and lot's felatt-io,
And cocks will be growing,
When love ones are near,
It's the most wonderful time,
It's the most wonderful time,
It's the most wonderful time,
It's the most wonderful time o
f the ye
ar!

SeXyHoLXX


Hotand_wet 40M
3 posts
12/27/2011 8:55 am

Only if my Stepmom knew who was Santa this Xmas?
Zip down, pants off
You can see my long balls
Jingling, jingling all the way
Jingling to her pussy entrance with no delay
Shave pussy clear pussy well cut pussy
Looking smooth like a baby butt
Pussy like this you have to touch
Pussy like this I seek, only a fool would not eat,
Love, kiss, hold and suck, plays with the clits then fuck.
Oh what a fun it is to slide in her splay
Pussy so tight, pussy just right, my dick filled the hole tight
Virgin? I can’t say…
Joyful I’m, she came my way,
Fat pussy lips, riding my dick slow
While I’m spreading her butt cheeks
In and out my big juicy dick goes, pussy so wet I could tell she going to explode
Before you know, juice flowing
My dick hard like a rock
She sucked it like a lollipop
Back against the wall I’m about to pop,
Her lips, her lips, her lips
Her soft smooth lips did the trick…
A rich creamy load splashing on her face blessing her with grace
She was joyful to taste


Gangst3rOfLov3 60M
4 posts
12/27/2011 6:36 am

Rudolph the Cross-Dressing Reindeer

Rudolph the cross-dressing reindeer
Liked to put on women’s clothes
And he looked rather sexy
In a corset and fishnet hose
All of the other cross-dressers
Used to bitch when they heard his name
They didn’t like it because Rudolph
Was so damn good as hot looking dame
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came out, said he was gay
He said, Rudolph in that dress so tight
Won’t you ride my dick tonight?
They invited all the reindeer to an orgy
And the elves joined in with glee
Rudolph the cross-dressing reindeer
Won’t you come have sex with me?
Rudolph the cross-dressing reindeer
Won’t you come have sex with me?


Gangst3rOfLov3 60M
4 posts
12/27/2011 6:33 am

Santa Claus is a Drag Queen Downtown

Yes if you found out,
It would make you cry;
Mrs. Claus without a doubt,
Is really a guy.
Santa Claus is a drag queen downtown!
After taking a piss,
He jacks off twice;
But wearing women’s clothing is his favorite vice.
Santa Claus is a drag queen downtown!
He pees on you when you're sleeping,
He’ll blow you when you're awake;
He knows if you've had an orgasm,
So don’t fake it for goodness sake!
O! Yes if you found out,
It would make you cry;
Mrs. Claus without a doubt,
Is really a guy.
Santa Claus is a drag queen downtown!
Santa Claus is a drag queen downtown!


Gangst3rOfLov3 60M
4 posts
12/27/2011 6:32 am

You're My `Ho’!

Oh the leather cattails is frightful,
But your tongue is so delightful,
And the way you gave me an O,
You’re my `Ho’! You’re my `Ho’! You’re my `Ho’!

Your ass shows signs of cropping,
And I've done some cornhole popping,
Your lips have gone way down low,
You’re my `Ho’! You’re my `Ho’! You’re my `Ho’!

When your pussy gets so tight,
cunnilingus I’m going to perform!
But if you'll get me off right,
All of my jizz’ll be so warm.

Your chest is slowly sighing,
And, your legs, we're still untying,
But as long as you fuck me slow,
You’re my `Ho’! You’re my `Ho’! You’re my `Ho’!


Gangst3rOfLov3 60M
4 posts
12/27/2011 6:31 am

Santa Claus Is Stalking You Down

There isn’t a doubt
Definitely Bi
If she won’t put out
He will find a guy
Santa Claus is stalking you down
He's grabbing his cock
And stroking it twice;
Harder than a rock
Squeezed tight in a vice
Santa Claus is stalking you down
He gropes you when you're sleeping
He molests when you're awake
He knows if you're alone at night
Lock the door for goodness sake!
O! There isn’t a doubt
Definitely Bi
If she won’t put out
He will find a guy
Santa Claus is stalking you down
Santa Claus is stalking you down


peterbee1991 54M

12/27/2011 4:10 am

Naughty version of a white Christmas (White jizzmus)

I'm creaming all my white jizzmus For all the girls I love to show
When the wet pussies glisten
All the strokers listen
To hear the vibrators make her juices flow

I creaming all my white jizzmus
With every cam I click on at night
May her pussy be hot wet and tight
And may all your ejaculations be long and white

I creaming all my white jizzmus
With every cam I click on at night
May her pussy be hot wet and tight
And may all your ejaculations be long and white


bicuriousbuddy 33M

12/26/2011 10:11 pm

Away with a stranger

The party was dead

The drunk college students

Made off to their bed

They got to her house

And he started foreplay

She suddenly stopped and him

So that she could say

I hope you don’t mind but

I like the backdoor

Some guys wont try anal

So I ask before

The lad had to wonder

If this would be safe

But then shoved his cock in

Away to its base

She screamed out in pleasure

And started to cry

The lad showed no mercy

and bit her left thigh

for twenty long minutes

their bodies were fused

but when the lad finished

he only felt used


tha0cean 45M
2 posts
12/26/2011 7:59 pm

Have a holly jolly fuckfest
with TSdates.com
well
i sure know my load i'll blow
when i find some nice rear

Have a holly jolly fuckfest
and some sweet pussy to eat
say hello to the friends you blow
and all the horny ones you meet

oh oh lick down low
hung down to his knee
somebody waits for you
fuck her once for me

Have a holly jolly fuckfest
you can meet her right here
oh, bygolly
have a holly jolly fuckfest
this year


Untouched38 60M
60 posts
12/26/2011 6:35 pm

Erupt

Lick-ing my candy-cane
I e-rupt in-side your mouth
I am like cham-pagne
Your tongue cleans me

We move like a train
I e-rupt with-out a doubt
You move like a vane
Your so horn-y

Your juice falls like rain
You e-rupt-ed all a-round
Don`t stop,please re-main
Slow-ly rock me

Let your bod-y drain
When you e-rupt,I`m dous-ed
You are my sex chain
I am hap-py


Untouched38 60M
60 posts
12/26/2011 4:01 pm

Foursome

How a-bout a four-some
Three girls and a guy
Lets take off our den-im
I`ll watch you and you watch me

How a-bout a four-some
Oh girls don`t be shy
May I touch your bos-om
Then please lick me like cand-y

One plus three is four-some
Lock me with your thigh
We can play at ran-dom
On top,the side or dog-gie

Three plus one is four-some
Give this sex a try
It`s your chance for free-dom
I will be your love gen-ie


Protean99 57M
333 posts
12/26/2011 12:58 pm

Santa baby, slip a dildo under the tree, or three
I've been an awful bad girl,
Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, WeVibe would be loverly too, light blue
I'll keep my legs open, dear
Santa baby, scurry down my chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I haven't had,
Think of the faces I haven't sat on
Next year I could be, oh so good
Stand under the mistletoe,
Feed me your wood

Santa honey, I wanna poke, that ain't
No joke
I've been a cougar all year
Santa baby, fill me with your chimney tonight

Santa baby, one more thing I really do need, the deed
Done to that vagina of mine
Santa cutie, hurry down, bang me tonight

Santa cutie, filling my stockings with juicy thighs
Put your ex outta mind,
Santa baby, come and eat my snatch tonight

Come and taste my slick pussy,
Then you can lick my sweet fanny
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you can give me your hot white goo

Santa honey, forgot to mention one big ol' thing - your dink
Wanna suck on your bone
Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight


mypole4urhole 43M
1 post
12/26/2011 12:45 pm

Dashing through the house
Undressing as we go
The floor is covered with
All her sexy clothes
I come up behind her
And gently smack her ass
I wonder just how long
I can make this last

Oh damn she’s hot, damn she’s fine with those tits bouncing
Up and down and all around this has got to be a dream
Oh, Santa Clause you naughty man, made my Christmas wish come true
With just a few more bounces I know that I’ll be through

She quickly says hold on
And instantly jumps off
Heads on down below
And starts sucking my cock
I tell her to turn around
Put those lips to mine
Before we know what’s going on
We’re doing 69

Hey, damn she’s hot, damn she’s fine, her sweet mouth on my schlong
Again it makes me wonder if I can make this last real long
She just squirted in my mouth how’d she know I wanted some
Oh hey girl you better watch out because here I cuuuuuuuuuummmm!!!!!!


tha0cean 45M
2 posts
12/26/2011 10:44 am

little cummer toy

cum she told me
pa rum pum pum pum
a cream filled hole to see,
pa rum pum pum pum
I slip on my cock ring
pa rum pum pum pum
I watch your tits bouncing
pa rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum
she sit's on top of him
pa rum pum pum pum
when we cum

hey baby
pa rum pum pum pum
my cock is hard for you
pa rum pum pum pum
your husband's watching
pa rum pum pum pum
while i make your pussy scream
pa rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum
shall i cum for you
pa rum pum pum pum
on your bum

he nodded
pa rum pum pum pum
to fill you up this time
pa rum pum pum pum
you look and smile at him
pa rum pum pum pum
you spread your legs for him
pa rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum
rum pum pum pum
then he smiled at me
pa rum pum pum pum
me and my cum


Softlysubtle 52M
30 posts
12/26/2011 10:34 am

Sung to Up On The House Top

Up On My Cock Top

Up on my cock top,
Nice red lips,
You’re gonna give me lots of licks.

Down on my cock shaft,
You suck me slow,
Then faster action
To make it blow.

Ho, ho, ho!
The juices flow!
Ho, ho, ho!
The juices flow!

Up on my cock top,
Lick, lick, lick,
Then down in your pussy,
With my big dick.

I lick your pussy,
And make it swell.
Oh dear girl!
I’ll fill it well!

I give you a stroking
From side to side,
And you open up
For a wide ride.

Ho, ho, ho!
The juices flow!
Ho, ho, ho!
The juices flow!

Up on my cock top,
Lick, lick, lick,
Then down in your pussy,
With my big dick.

More deep sensations from Softlysubtle.


smartasswoman 64F  
35255 posts
12/26/2011 7:12 am

This is a visual series that I started working on before the contest was announced - click the links to see the pictures.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Twelve chilly cyclists, The Twelfth Day of Xmas
Eleven speedo'd Santas, The Eleventh Day of Xmas
Ten naked rockers, The Tenth Day of Xmas
Nine bathing beauties, The Ninth Day of Xmas
Eight maids a-drinking, The Eighth Day of Xmas
Seven ladies dancing, The 7th Day of Xmas
Six dudes a-leaping, The Sixth Day of Xmas

::Five...nipple...rings:: The Fifth Day of Xmas

Four calling birds, The Fourth Day of Xmas
Three French men, The Third Day of Xmas
Two nerds I love, The Second Day of Xmas
and a pinup girl in front of a tree. The Twelve Days of Xmas


BalangBalangDo 54M
4 posts
12/25/2011 11:50 pm

Jump On My Hard Cock
by BalangBalagDo

(Up On The House Top)

Jump on my hard cock, its hard because
Im always horny, it's one of my flaws
Even as I'm sleeping, I dream that my dick
Is getting a blow job, lick lick lick

Yo yo yo, C'mon give it a blow
Whoa whoa whoa.. it's just for girls, you know

so
Jump on my hard cock and make it quick
Dont forget the nutsack, just give 'em a flick

Yo yo yo, name's Balang Balang Do
Hey where'd you go? That wasn't nice, ho.

Aw Shit! Nobody's here to sit on my dick
Back to TSdates.com to get another chick.

Yo yo yo There goes another hot pic
C'mon find me girls, I'm Balang Butsekik

It's Now Time To Go, There's a rumble from my prick
Cant get cum on my Laptop, It makes the keys stick!

Thank You Madison Square Garden!! Remember to get your pets laid and your ex-boyfriends neutered!

Merry Clitlicks and Slappy Your Rear!


BalangBalangDo 54M
4 posts
12/25/2011 11:15 pm

I Saw Mommy Humping Santa Claus
by BalangBalangDo
(Best when sung to the Jackson 5 version.)

(Beginning spoken)(Hearing a moan)
Wow! Mommy's humping Santa Claus!

I saw mommy humping Santa Claus
I watched him lick her cameltoe with fright
Now Santa gives me the creeps
I can never go back to sleep
I'm gonna be fucked up for life
Coz they couldn't be discreet

Then
I saw mommy lick up Santa's load
Like a frog's tongue when it tries to catch a FLYYYYYYYYYYY!
Oh I wish you could have seen
What Daddy did when he walked in
Daddy hacking off Santa's cock
With a knife!

(the brothers)
I saw mommy humping (humpin humpin)
Santa Claus

(spoken)
I did, I really did see mommy humping Santa Claus!
And if she goes to hell, I'm Glad!

Then I saw daddy pick up Santa's cock n
He threw it right into mommy's EYYYYYYYYE!
Oh Shit! What a fuckin sin
Seein a hole where Santa's dick just had been
What my mommy did fucked me up
For Life!!!!!

Stop laughin I ain't jokin, n
Wipe off that stupid grin
Mommy just fucked me up
Fooor Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife!!!

(Spoken)
I did.. I did.. I really did see mommy humping Santa Claus.. You gotta believe me.. You just gotta believe me.. C'mon fellas believe me.. you gotta believe me


reilor28 40M

12/25/2011 10:14 pm

Christmas my friends is in the air ho,ho,ho
Another fuck fest, is coming to bring in the New Year
Out with the mistletoe and off with the cloths
Santa is coming and will be looking for his hole

This site came to me the other day
Out of this world, it blew me away
Ladies showing themselves on sexual display
Wanting to be fucked in all sorts of ways

I wrote to Santa and put down my needs, I wanted more
Told him i want to fuck them like never before
He got back to me saying his bag was bloated and about to explode
I told him have faith, your dick will be satisfied like never before
He chuckled saying, ho, ho, ho daddy Christmas is going to blow his load

On the night Santa came all over the world
Everyone thought it was snow
But no
But no, thanks to this site Santa lost his load


hotnhornyinnj 35M
635 posts
12/25/2011 9:29 pm

I feel my pecker tinglin, balls are jingling too
Come on and tell me whether, i can link em together with you.
I need a hot sleek mommy to slip slommy into,
I must be over eager, Cause even your beaver will do.
Get it up, Get it up, Get it up lets go, your butt is to slow, start hoppin like a rabbit in the snow here it comes, here it comes, here it comes my dear, hot jizz in your ear. I know its not easy for you hanging from that chandelier!
I new a new postion for a sperm worm fishin with you.
I wanna jam my puts and both my nuts in your shoe.
I feel my pecker tinglin balls are jingling too, Comon be so pleasent to pump my present in you.


pussyhunhter21 33M
1 post
12/25/2011 8:53 pm

twinkle twinkle pussies here
can i get 1 to fuck it here
up and down on my dick so high
like the effile tower in the sky
When the blazing sun is gone,
when he nothing shines upon,
let me play with your pussies all the night


Flacpl_naughty4u 52M/53F
7 posts
12/25/2011 8:02 pm

Twas the night before Christmas
Dildos tucked away in the house
All the neighbors were knocking
The fluffer boy was aroused

Tits were bouncing
By the chimney with care
In hopes that St. Peter
Had cum prepared

The pussy was pumped
Her ass was plugged
Squeezing hard nipples
Her body felt mugged

Mom with her night cap
Dad with a grin
There was no doubt
He was committing sin

Out in the yard
In the winter glow
We fucked in a hurry
We don’t like the snow

Away to the house
We ran with a rush
To heat up our bodies
And squirt with a gush

My hands on her breast
Sucking her clit real slow
It only took a moment
To get a rise below

Working her pussy
She screamed hell no
Im fucking her fast
But she wants it slow

Harder and faster
I want it deep
She chokes on my cock
Until she weeps

Now Karen
Now Suzy
Now Letitia
Oh yes shes delicious
On Lisa
On Sherry
On Becky
On Mary

To the top
Of the list
To the top
Of the wall
Now cum along
It’s the last cum call


BalangBalangDo 54M
4 posts
12/25/2011 7:32 pm

[image]
This Dark Carol is in the style of O Christmas Tree

Ghetto Romeo and Juliet, The Rock Opera. Final Act
By BalangbalangDo

This Song is Sung by 2 Characters. I'll Use Pink For The Woman's Part and Blue For The Dude's Part.

Scene Opens With The Woman Walking Into Her Man's Apartment Catching Him In The Act of Having a Sexual Affair.

Holy shit Henry, Who the fuck is she? and who the fuck are the other three?

Oh Kristin please I am so sorry, this shit was not supposed to be.

4 girls, Henry? and you cheat on me! you should be killed you mother fucker

Ok baby freeze it aint like that, squeeze, they came here to fuck my brother.

what do you mean? I saw evrything, you're cock in one, licking the other 3.

oh Kristin please, no, fuck you henry, let me explain, no, you just leave me be..

What I just saw, I can't believe. holy shit?! that's you mommy? This fuckin shit's just way too much for me!

oh kristin please i'm begging on my knees, cant you stop this and come join in with me?

Oh Henry, Fuck you , and fuck you mommy, too.. how could you two do this shit to me?

you jackass henry, mom-ho has herpes, keep your disgusting dick far away from me!

what? Mom-ho has a disease? her pussy's got from under cheeze! take mom-ho with you, that fuckin sleeze..

me and you are through.. my mom's a pig like you..
.. go fuck yourself, mom-ho the same thing goes for you!

im not here for you, i fuck your brother too. coz you cant fuck, you dont know what to do.

the next time that i see you.. i'll knock your teeth out boo.. its the last thing you'll ever see me do!

who cares what you said, *boom*, see that?.. you're fuckin dead.. i can go back to living peacefully

mom-ho cant you see, what this has done to me, now its your turn, *boom* you're dead like henry,

holy shit what did i do? now i have to die with you.. goodbye world and fuck all of you too! *boom*

Merry Christmas!


rm_DandDsex4U 72M
1 post
12/25/2011 4:00 pm

I'm dreaming of a big cock
just like the one's I fucked before
with your hot cum flowing
my juices glowing
my cunt is always wanting more

I'm dreaming of a hard cock
fucking my pussy nice and fast
with your balls banging my ass
and to feel your cum in me at last


teddi_bare 54T
5 posts
12/25/2011 2:42 pm

WHITE, CREAMY CHRISTMAS:

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just as that cock is set to blow
With my red lips dripping
And a hard cock slipping
As that creamy load is let go

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every hot throbbing dick
May your cum shots be heavy and thick
And may all
Your blow jobs do the trick


hornyeighteen093 28M

12/25/2011 2:16 pm

Oh fuck me please, oh fuck me please,
How fucking good, your cock in me!
Oh pound me hard, oh all night long,
Until I'm begging for more.

I'm just so horny all alone
And your big dick sure needs a home,

Oh fuck me please, oh daddy please!
Put your hot cock inside me please!
There's cum to swallow, piss to drink
And your dick in my ass to sink.

I'm just a horny slut, you see,
Your daddy dick is just for me!

I need it bad, you know it's true,
And now I'm sure you need it, too!


jodybaker665atho 46M
1 post
12/25/2011 12:58 pm

Lick my balls im feeling jolly
fal-al-al-lal-laa lal-al-lal-laa

Suck my cock like an ice lolly
Fal-al-al-lal-laa lal-al-lal-laa

Poke your finger in my bum
Upon your face I swear ill cum

Lick my balls im feeling jolly
Fal-al-al-lal-laa lal al lal laa.


U2cansitonTHIS 62M
1 post
12/25/2011 12:54 pm

Pink dong merrily I'm high
It's heaven when my balls are tingling
Pink dong! Pointing to the sky
Is drivin' with the gel a slippin'
Glorias' hot arse is excellent

E'en so here below I go
Let straining balls be swinging
And in, in, in I go
I feast while deeply tongueing
Glorias' hot arse is excellent

Splayed are you, beautifully primed
Your milking mine, your ring is
May you be full of mine
Sure revelling in cum, your ming is
Glorias' hot arse is excellent


cuminwithya 60M
1 post
12/25/2011 9:40 am

Well my lover he's a wild one
He'd rather break the rules than follow
That's why he's locked up at Christmas
With a whole bunch of other fellows

Oh, blue balls and teardrops
Are on my Christmas tree
I'm all alone at Christmas
And my lover I thank thee
For blue balls and teardrops
On my Christmas tree

My stocking I hung on a nail
That wasn't too secure
But it will still hold all the emptiness
That I must endure

Oh, blue balls and teardrops
Are on my Christmas tree
I'm all alone at Christmas
And my lover I thank thee
For blue balls and teardrops
On my Christmas tree

No santa won't be stopping here
He knows there is no cheer
So I'll just watch him fly right by
And drink another beer

On, blue balls and teardrops
Are on my Christmas tree
I'm all alone at Christmas
And my lover I thank thee
For blue balls and teardrops
On my Christmas tree

I hope he's not enjoying this
Any more than me
Cause next year I don't want to see
On my Christmas tree

Oh, blue balls and teardrops
Are on my Christmas tree
I'm all alone at Christmas
And my lover I thank thee
For blue balls and teardrops
On my Christmas tree.

The use of these lyrics is expressly prohibited.


rm_Mrtopless 51M/49F
1 post
12/25/2011 6:35 am

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve vibrators a vibrating,
Eleven pussy pumps a pumping,
Ten, pornos a playing,
Nine strippers dancing,
Eight asses a shaking,
Seven sperms a-swimming,
Six lesbians a-laying,
Five nipple rings,
Four calling girls,
Three French ticklers,
Two, blow up dolls,
And a virgin naked in a pear tree!


enkelly69 46M

12/24/2011 9:23 pm

Frosty the snowman,

was in need of some real fun.

logged to TRANNY DATES. COM my friend so he could FUCK someone

HE WANTED SOMETHING NEW YA SEE & found singles by the ton.

Now every week he has someone that likes to swallow cumm.

Oh that frosty the snowman

Loves to fuckin cumm


macon_23_hotpuss 40F
11 posts
12/24/2011 7:31 pm

Smashing you a hoe,
While its one leg in the air,
Grinding that dick slow,
While you pulling on my hair,
An extra set of breasts,
Cause I lick pussy too,
I'll put you to the test,
swallow the cum when you get through!

HEY!!

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Fuck me on the couch
Put your finger in my ass
And Fuck me doggie style

I love sucking a dick,
My pussy lips are fat
And if you’re good I'll let you stick
that fat dick in my cat
It’s almost Christmas Day,
And I know what I need
If Santa’s on his way
Hes got a hot couple for me!

HEY!!

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Fuck me on the couch
Rub my pussy lips
And stick your dick deep in my mouth


saintedsailer
1 post
12/24/2011 7:16 pm

I saw mommy fucking... Santa Claus
It wasn't a pretty sight at all that way.
He had wrinkly balls that sag way down low
And every time she rubd his belly. He said
Ho ho ho.
I saw mommy fucking Santa Claus.
It made want throw up in every way.
So I went up stairs into the attic and pulled my shotgun out.
And then I went and blue his brains out and said.
Hey mommy you dirty slit next you should make sure I'm not home.

Lol


rm_MrApadravya 37M
59 posts
12/24/2011 7:03 pm

To hark! The herald angels sing...

Wink! A cutie lives near me,
But, her picture I can't see.
Start a standard member blog,
Join some groups and perv along.

Found a whole com-munity,
Filled with people just like me.
HNW on Wednesday,
Swingers groups and T&A,

Even if you're broke you see,
TSdates.com has much for free.

<3 [blog mrapadravya]


makeucumandcum5 56M

12/24/2011 5:54 pm

Have a holly, jolly, hot cock
It fits best in your ear
Say hello, to girls that swallow
And have a cup my dear
Have a holly jolly, hot cock
It feels good in your rear
Oh by golly, have a holly, jolly, big cock this year!!!


Flacpl_naughty4u 52M/53F
7 posts
12/24/2011 5:37 pm

We wish you a cum filled Christmas
We wish you a cock filled Christmas
We wish you a mouth filled Christmas
And a fucking New Year
We wish you a cunt filled Christmas
We wish you an ass filled Christmas
We wish you a hand filled Christmas
And a fucking New Year
Good girls we bring, to you and your men
We wish you a horny Christmas
And a fucking new sin

We all want your cock a stroking
They all want her pussy pounded
We all want your cock a cumming
And three girls to be mounted
She wont leave till she gets some
She wont leave till she sucks one
She wont leave till she gets cum
So come here for some fun

Submissive or Dominant, whats your game
Whips and chains they feel the same
So suck it hard, fuck it deep
Day and night even when I sleep
Penis, dick or call it a cock
No matter what its my rock
Why cant we have a cock the whole year around
Why cant we cum in every town

We wish you a horny Christmas
And a fucking new year


bicuriousbuddy 33M

12/24/2011 5:09 pm

Little Hummer Boy

Come he told me, Ooh hump rump hump bum
A new fuck toy to be, Ooh hump rump hump bum
The finest ass I bring, Ooh hump rump hump bum
To lay down with my fling, Ooh hump rump hump bum
Hump rump hump bum, hump rump hump bum
And I swallow Him, Ooh hump rump hump bum
Going to cum

Slow down baby, Ooh hump rump hump bum
I am so horny too, Ooh hump rump hump bum
I only want to please, Ooh hump rump hump bum
But fuck my ass don’t tease, Ooh hump rump hump bum
Hump rump hump bum, Hump rump hump bum
Shall I spread for You, Ooh hump rump hump bum
Spread my bum
Spread my bum

I sway my bum for Him
Wanting my bum

Soon he nodded, Ooh hump rump hump bum
My throat he prodded, Ooh hump rump hump bum
I took his dick all in, Ooh hump rump hump bum
Then came so hard for Him, Ooh hump rump hump bum
Hump rump hump bum, hump rump hump bum
Then He smiled at me, Ooh hump rump hump bum
Me and my cum
And he comes


Neverfaster 35M

12/24/2011 3:33 pm

dashing through the hoes
in a one night open lay
over her hills i cum
flowing all the way uh huh huh


Protean99 57M
333 posts
12/24/2011 1:58 pm

I saw Mommy licking Santa's balls
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
He seemed like such a creep
As she sucked his cock balls-deep
Then he laid her down and fucked her
Till they tangled in a heap

Then I saw Mommy frigging Santa Claus
Till he started shooting ropes so pearly white
Oh, I thought it was a sin
When Daddy, he joined in
And started licking Santa's stubby choad last night

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
All I wanted was a jeep
But they were just too cheap
So I had the milk and cookies
And went back upstairs to sleep


sexyasianguy18 27M
1 post
12/24/2011 1:39 pm

o cum all ye woman
horny and sexy
o cum ye o cum ye to me
cum and fuck me
this sexy asian
o cum and suck me
o cum and fuck me
o cum and play with me
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rm_silverboi007 36M
1 post
12/24/2011 1:32 pm

Dashing through these hoes, the plumber on da way, stroking while she blow, then u hear me say, im about to cum. She didn't even trip. She jumped rite up and turned around and start to work them hips..

Oh nuts below, dick is high, fucking all the way. She just wanna swallow me and then u hear me say 'hey'
u wanna go, we can ride, my girlfriend on the way. What she don't know i need a hoe, so hit me up today.... 2807782


Michellemight 50T

12/24/2011 12:05 pm

Oh come on, I'm faithful
sure it sounds redundant

Oh come on, oh cum on "let's see where it goes"

Profile says married, course she's not that interested

Oh cum give me some co-ock
I want some shemale co-ock
Oh cum on will you ple-ease give me your cock

honestly, she gave me her permission, please text me


kawasakiyamura 41M

12/24/2011 11:25 am

Silent night, horny night.
All is sexy, all is hot.
Titties and asses, thighs and cocks.
All combined in a game we love.

Silent night is silent no more.
Everyone parties all night long.
My cock is getting hard now, hard as a rock.
Ready for pussies ready for love.


jwnude 56M

12/24/2011 9:58 am

I'm dreaming of a nice blow job
Just like the one I saw online
With her head a bobbing
And my cock a throbbing
And cum dripping off her chin


dangledingle123 45M

12/24/2011 9:33 am

you better watch out
you better not cry
you better not shout
im telling you why
YES thats my hot cum in your eye.

xx


theycallmemred 62M

12/24/2011 8:16 am

Ring the bells; Santa smells, Rudolf ran away!
Now Santa's stuck with my truck,cause Rudolf ran away!
Betty Lou lay in the truck & said Santa cum and fuck!
She'd made it grow and then she'd blow & said Santa make me glow!
His balls were busting from all that lusting, now it's time to fuck!
Just one more time for "Old St. Nick" & then i'll give you a lick!
Now spread your legs & rub that pussy and watch the cum ooze out!
Cause if you don't?, you might be "Up the Spout".....


theycallmemred 62M

12/24/2011 8:07 am

Deck the halls with; Boobs & Pussies, Fah la la la la, la la la la
For the Girls; they get trick dicks, Fah la la la la, la la la la
Tis the season;to have lots of fucking, Fah la la la la, la la la la


gckscpl 50M/50F
25 posts
12/24/2011 6:29 am

Let her Blow

Oh, her face is truly frightful.
But her vagina is delightful
But I see her face when we fuck, so,
Let her blow, let her blow, let her blow
Her face shows signs of stopping
With some zits just made for popping
Even with the lights turned way down low
Let her blow, let her blow, let her blow
When we finally say goodnight
Her face still scares the hell out of me
So, I try to turn off the lights
And the only position is Doggie
Now my hard on is slowly dyin
And I'm thinking about Good Byein
I still see her face when we fuck so
Let her blow, let her blow, let her blow!


murphy5o8 71M/71F
3 posts
12/24/2011 2:12 am

summer time is good and fine,
but xmas time we're all full of wine,
make all the promises
some we don't keep,
but cum xmas i know what to eat
some of the people like to eat feet
but for me its got to be meat
(to mistletoe & wine )
xxxxxx merry xmas


bigmosooner 50M
2 posts
12/24/2011 1:22 am

Dashing thru the room
And my dick is on display
Over the chair you go
I'm dicking you down today!

Balls on top your chin
Means my dick is in your mouth
Oh what fun it is ride
Your sweet ass from behind!!!


michael6858 52M
1 post
12/23/2011 11:52 pm

jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way down my cock until i cum thats the way untill chrismas day hey


rm_bwc4nsafwb 62M
2 posts
12/23/2011 9:57 pm

Oh, Christmas tease oh, triple x miss tease
How lovely are your peaches
Oh, Christmas tease oh, triple x miss tease
bikini camel-toe breaches
Your sexy shoulders, neck and back
Thong string waaay in your butt crack
Oh, Christmas tease oh, triple x miss tease
Nude hot tub party priestess

Oh, Christmas tease oh, triple x miss tease
Noone could ever own her
Oh, Christmas tease oh, triple x miss tease
She purple up my boner
She up and left me on a shelf
And slurped and pooched somebody else
Oh, Christmas tease, she fucked my mind with ease
Wonder if I should phone her?


bbwjosie13 42F

12/23/2011 8:42 pm

Short and Revised Edition to Last Christmas

Last Weekend

You touched my kitten and I cried
You never listened.
And you still kept me wide.
Tell me honey
Do you ever hear me?
Well,
it’s been an hour.
You just want to lick me.
“Merry Cunnilingus”
You licked me up and flicked my clit
With a growl saying, “You taste good”
You meant it
Now I know what a tease I’ve been
But if you fucked me now
I know you’d tease me again.

Last Weekend,
I gave you my pussy
But the very next day you couldn’t stay
This week
To save me from shrieks
I’ll give it to someone special.


theBlueEyedGypsy 49F
20 posts
12/23/2011 7:43 pm

Dashing all over the 'net...
looking for a beau...
OH OH OH OH
inbox filling up....
only a few are good to go...
OH OH OH OH
can't wait to taste from tip to toe...
eyes light up when chemistry is just so...
OH OH OH OH
fat, hard cock slams in home
OH OH OH OH


ghostwriter1841 52M

12/23/2011 7:40 pm

White Christmas....

I'm dreamimg of a white woman's
Lips around my long black dick...
Her hands massaging my shaft
her tounge giving the tip a flick...

I'm dreaming of a white woman's
Pussy riding up and down...
My long black cock
and making a squishy sound...

I'm dreaming of a white woman's
Husband watching this whole scene...
He's getting so turned on
I know some of y'll know what I mean...


skumar03071985 36M
2 posts
12/23/2011 7:17 pm

When i was horny, i tried to TSdates.com, it was really amazing moment,
i got such a girl from TSdates.com,

One day I got appointment and started to forplay after completing the forplay i could see 2 tea spoon of orgasm in her panty, then i started licking her pussy wow what a amazing movement i leaked like anything i could have a fresh juice from it and i have enjoyed her for mor than 3 hrs for 3 times, i havn't seen such a girl so far, i m still waiting to susch type of girl.


Untouched38 60M
60 posts
12/23/2011 1:11 pm

12 Moments

12 hours of waiting,
11 seconds of undressing,
10 minutes of kissing,
9 minutes of 69,
8 minutes of doggie,
7 minutes on the side,
6 minutes you on top,
5 minutes I am on top,
4 seconds you squirt,
3 seconds I erupt,
2 minutes of hugging,
1 minute to play again


Untouched38 60M
60 posts
12/23/2011 12:46 pm

Corner Me

I am read-y
Find me,corn-er me,con-vince me
Teach me how to do the boog-ie
Wake up my bod-y

The art of sex
Be-gins,when you do corn-er me
I won-der if,you are bush-y
Wo-man,re-veal all

Who is on top
Corn-er me so ver-y close-ly
Make me hun-gry and so sweat-y
Oh the joy of un-ion


ILmakeyousquirt 39M
62 posts
12/23/2011 12:23 pm

Joy to the girl
That squirts out cum
When her gspots pul-sing
Let every hardon, prepare its splooge
And see how far it goes, and see how far it goes
And see - ee and see - ee how far it goes

Joy to the girl
Who makes it rain
Let men their dongs explode
To feel her floods
On rock hard veins
Repeat and drown my groin, Repeat and drown my groin
Repe - eat Repe - eat and drown my groin

She pools her curled
Fingers and my face
And when she finds her groove
The stories of, her splash and mist
And puddles of her love, and puddles of her love
And pu - ddles and pu - u - dles of her love


Ilene_Dover 59F

12/23/2011 12:08 pm

Said the woman to the horny man
Do you see what I see
Right inside your pants horny man
Do you see what I see
A bulge, a bulge
Twitching at my sight
It’s your cock all swollen and tight
It’s your cock all swollen and tight

Said the man in the viewing woman’s ear
Do you hear what I hear
Ringing through your body oh so near
Do you hear what I hear
A moan, a moan
Quiet as a mouse
As I place my cock in your mouth
As I place my cock in your mouth

Said a woman watching, to them both
Do you know what I know
Placing herself in between them both
Do you know what I know
A site, a site
Where everyone cums
To meet, to play, and enjoy some yums
To meet, to play, and enjoy some yums

Said the threesome to members everywhere
Listen to what we say
Oh, horny, sexy people everywhere
Listen to what we say
Fulfill, fulfill
All your fantasies
You can have them, all that you please
You can have them, all that you please


Softlysubtle 52M
30 posts
12/23/2011 11:32 am

Sung to Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

Jamie the Red-Lipped Beauty

I’ve fucked Debby and Dana and Penny and Kristen,
Connie and Carol and Sarah and Jorden.
But I still recall
The most passionate vixen of all.

Jamie, the red-lipped beauty,
Had some very perky tits,
And when she rubbed them on me,
I was horny out of my wits.

All of the other women
couldn’t fuck like Jamie would.
She gave me hot orgasms
Like no other girl could.

On one steamy passionate night,
Jamie came to play.
And Jamie with her pussy tight,
Rode my cock throughout the night.

Oh, how I loved to fuck her.
She made me climax with glee.
Jamie, the red-lipped beauty,
was the very best fuck for me.

More deep sensations from Softlysubtle.


rm_cornbig2 37M
1 post
12/23/2011 11:29 am

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rm_AllSpark_BC 65M
2 posts
12/23/2011 11:05 am

"Revised Edition"

Jingle ball, jingle ball, jingle ball cock
Jiggle his balls and kiss her g-spot
Stroking and blowing up a gusher of cum
Now the jingle bop has begun

Jingle ball, jingle ball, jingle ball cock
Her camel toe swells at the sight of his jock
Dripping and slipping in jingle ball square
In her lip-lock snare

What a behind, that's a real find
To bop the night away

Jingle ball time, this is her time
To glide up and down a one-eyed jack
Giddy-up jingle cock, cum on her face
Jingle bop around the clock

Mix and a-mingle in the jingle ball square
Grab the jingle ball
Kiss the jingle ball
Ride the jingle ball cock


vixenwench 65F

12/23/2011 10:33 am

Jingle Bell
Jingle Bell
Jingle that cock
Kick ya in ya jingle balls
Make ya jingle bell scream
Women are blowing on my BIG water gun
Squirt my cinnamon on her honey bun

When she jingles those titties I say please don't stop
Yeah the snow is outside but I look at her creampieeee
After dancing and prancing I'm pulling her hair
we 69 everywherrrrre.


stuntmancook3 40M
2 posts
12/23/2011 10:23 am

love is a gambel
sex is a game
boyes get fuck
girls get pain
after suck my penis9inch again
when i fucking in dogy
she looking very happy
when she lick my ball
i m thinking
gota , gota go


familyname 51M
220 posts
12/23/2011 9:45 am

and I am soon to be working,
Wishing instead I were flirting,
snow is everywhere,
most folks seem to go by without a care,
indeed I must be living in a wonderland.
the sky, it is light now,
my heart tries to take flight now,
my eyes they wish to see,
another lonely heart like the one in me,
indeed, I must be living in a winter wonderland.
Soon, I will step out my door,
and feel the fires warmth no more,
in the air the winter's chill,
I will work til Iv'e had my fill,
and then will come in from playing in a winter wonderland.
I will then sit beside a fire,
and sip something warming til I'm tired
Then will toddle off to sleep,
wishing another beside me in bed to keep,
instead, I will probably dream of working in a winter wonderland.


sacfullsrvcdick 45M
396 posts
12/23/2011 9:41 am

We wish you a Merry Climax
We Wish you a Merry Orgasm
WE WISH YOU A MERRY "OOOOOOOooooo" AND A HAPPY ENDING FOR HIM!

Good Condoms we bring for you and your friends, Good condoms for a Gang Bang and a Happy Bukake!

Oh, bring us the Lube;
Oh, bring us the Cuffs;
Oh, bring us the Nipple Clamps, and a cup full of Jizz

We wish you a Merry FU-uck
We wish you a Merry Pounding
WE WISH YOU A MERRY TRAIN AND HAPPY SQUIRTING ALL YEAR!!


Softlysubtle 52M
30 posts
12/23/2011 5:58 am

Sung to Frosty the snowman

Frosty the snowman is really hung, they say.
It’s a steel rod of throbbing beef,
that you’d love to eat and play.

There’s passionate pulsing magic in that
swelled up pounding cock,
For when he sticks it in your puss,
your thighs will squirm around.

O, Frosty the snowman
really loves to fuck.
And all the women know inside
that his dick is fun to suck.

Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Feel his pounding cock.

Thumpetty thump thump,
thumpety thump thump,
Now it’s time to blow.

More deep sensations from Softlysubtle.


MovingOn001 66M
929 posts
12/23/2011 4:19 am

To the tune of "Jingle Bells"

Gazing at your eyes
With my head between your thighs
Holding tight your tush
While nibbling at your bush.

My tongue does find your clit
Atop of your sweet slit
My lips do slide below
To taste your nectar's flow.

Mustache rides! Mustache rides!
My tongue serves as your guide
Oh what fun it is to place
Your wet pussy on my face!

Your thighs squeezing my ears
As your climax slowly nears
From your humping hips
You give me two fat lips.

I rub your special spot
That's just inside your slot
I feel your juices squirt
On my face and on my shirt.

Mustache rides! Mustache rides!
My tongue serves as your guide
Oh what fun it is to place
Your wet pussy on my fay ace!

Mustache rides! Mustache rides!
My tongue serves as your guide
Oh what fun it is to place
Your wet pussy on my face!


7shaved_sac 49M
1 post
12/23/2011 3:34 am

Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the house
I was on webcam
Unbeknownst to my spouse

My balls were so heavy
And hung really low
They swung back and forth
And I just wanted to blow

The cock was so hard
As I wanked hard & fast
I had all these viewers
I was having a blast

I came for Donna, Michelle,
Jan, Gillian & Renae
I tugged it that much
That it started to spray

Now that I've shown
My cock in plain sight
I've emptied my sac
And should sleep well through the night


Naked_DJ 57M  
2 posts
12/23/2011 2:15 am

Cummmmm she told me
While pumping her bum
A big white load to see
While pumping her bum.

My finest toys I bring
While pumping her bum
To put inside her ring
While pumping her bum
Pumping her bum
Pumping her bum.

I'm here to please her
While pumping her bum
When I cum.

Lit-tle Mary
Was fingering her bum
She was a big girl too
While fingering her bum
I have a cock yay big
While pumping her bum
It's fat and tastes like pig
While pumping her bum
Pumping her bum
Pumping her bum.

Shallllll I play for you
While pumping her bum
With my cum?

Marrrry nodded
While fingering her bum
My cock and balls kept time
While pumping her bum
I played my cock for her
While pumping her bum
I came and came for her
While Pumping her bum
Pumping her bum
Pumping her bum.

Thennnn she smiled at me
While pumping her bum
Pumping her bum.


rm_AllSpark_BC 65M
2 posts
12/23/2011 12:59 am

Jingle ball, jingle ball, jingle ball cock
Jiggle his balls and kiss her g-spot
Swallow and blowing up a gusher of cum
Now the jingle bop has begun

Jingle ball, jingle ball, jingle ball cock
Her camel toe swells with the jingle ball cock
Dripping and panting in jingle ball square
In her lip lock snare

What a behind, that's a real find
To bop the night away

Jingle ball time, this is her time
To slide up and down a one-eyed jack
Giddy-up jingle cock, cum on her face
Jingle bop around the clock

Mix and a-mingle in the jingling square
Grab the jingle ball
Kiss the jingle ball
Ride the jingle ball cock


sandeep1233 33M
1 post
12/22/2011 11:35 pm

jingle bells jingle bells
Jump and pump all night
Its for fun its for fun
all the way to the Rock
come on honey lets hav fun
All the way tonight....


longandwide6988 33M
1 post
12/22/2011 9:28 pm

all the hoes got fitted for my dick yaa
after driving home from my house Christmas eve
who says you cant fuck more than 30 hoes in 4 min
what i say is bitch better believee ya ya ya ya


Untouched38 60M
60 posts
12/22/2011 6:04 pm

My Coupling Wish

My cou-pling wish
Let us get na-ked
I will watch you and you watch me
Touch-ing is want-ed

My cou-pling wish
You can lick my part
And let me tongue you oh,wo-man
Our six-ty-nine art

My cou-pling wish
Low-er your bod-y
Guide my shaft in-side you by hand
And start the boog-ie

My cou-pling wish
Stay on top un-til
We both re-lease our sex nec-tar
Keep the thrill re-al


eter777 40M

12/22/2011 6:02 pm

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Protean99 57M
333 posts
12/22/2011 5:49 pm

Here cums Santa Claus,
Here cums Santa Claus,
Fapping in the back of his sleigh
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
Are slippin’ all over the place
Bells are ringin', cumshots zingin’
They’re all gooey and white
So hang your stockings and spread your legs,
'Cause Santa’s cummin’ tonight.

Here cums Santa Claus,
With his swingin’ doll
He’s cummin’ all over her face
He's got a bag that's wrinkled and pink,
His schlong is six by eight
Watch it bounce and watch it dangle
Oh what a beautiful sight
So jump in bed and open your mouth,
'Cause Santa Claus cums tonight.

First cums Santa Claus,
Then his swingin’ doll’s
Ready to pull that train
When everyone’s finally had their turn
It’s time to start again
A piece of ass will come to all,
If she can only stay tight
So let's give thanks to Vitamin V
When Santa cums tonight.

Here cums Santa Claus,
Slurpin’ that egg-nog
Now he’s feelin’ no pain
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
Are really fryin’ their brains
We’re all drinkin’, everyone’s singin’
All is merry and bright,
So jump in bed, and give him some head,
When Santa comes tonight.

.


_infinity_ 109F
5688 posts
12/22/2011 5:01 pm

Jingle balls jingle balls sniffing all the way, Rover calls for extra dingo balls and Santa rips them off his sleigh, hey!


GeordieGyrator 55M
1 post
12/22/2011 4:38 pm

I'm dreaming of White Christmas,
With every spunk drop I Won't Miss.
When your tits are Jangling,
And my balls are Dangling.
Oh! To hear you Moaning,
Just as I am Groaning.
We thank you Santa for this Site,
And may all our Christmases be White.


Bigdaddy51040 43M
1 post
12/22/2011 4:33 pm

Fucking in the snow,
While the wife's away,
Threw the fields we go,
Moaning all the way,
Bells on her boobs rings,
Making noise out-right,
Oh what fun it is to swap,
With someone-else tonight.


fukmesukmelickur 46M
1 post
12/22/2011 3:06 pm

I wish you a merry chirstmas and I want Santa to tease me plz me in every way.!! I saw Santa licking and fingering my bum .!! jinggles bells jinggles bells Santa sucking my dick hey jingle bell jingle al the way oh my god Iam just about to blow Santa swollowed it all.!! then I ask him if he wanted milk and cookies he said your cream was good.!! I sat on santa's lap and told him I am curious he gave me my present put me ova his knee spanked me made me dress up and suk his big dick he let his load go in my mouth it was nice then I kissed him with his cum in my mouth he enjoyed it he made me bend ova and I felt this nice wet feeling on my tight virgin bum it was his tongue going in and out of my bum then he pulled my sexy lace g string a side and put his big cock up there It was great he fuked me for hours I was shaking it felt that good I shoot loads everywhere I caught them in my hand then lick it gave Santa sum rub it all ova him and lick it off licked and dukes his bum dukes his big cock again he let me have it all over my face he said wait he walked in to the room came back out in the most beautiful pink lace lingere garter stocking it was so hot I shoot a load just looking at him in them then I pulled his knickers to one side I stuck my cock up santas ass and we fuked for hours it was the best present I could ask for can't wait for next year.!! and I hope he comes wearing red or black Lacey lingre .!! ho ho ho ho Santa makes me blow merry Christmas ...\8


rm_graugie 51M
1 post
12/22/2011 2:07 pm

Suck my cock,suck my cock,suck it all the way.ooooooo what a hummer make me cum n drop my load in your fold its dripping all the way.hey bitch your not done till I switch to your ass and pump it fast,make it last.then blast your snatch with my mast n choke you lass then tell you to go away!! Hey hazzy hollidaze n may you all have a good fuck till you cop a nut on the butt of a slut. peace of ass to all on earth n good willing blow job from some dumb cunt.........!


msbetenoir 60F
1 post
12/22/2011 1:22 pm

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through My house
The sissymaids were scrubbing
Away grime, grudge, and grout

The boytoy was gagged
And tied to My bed
While the black leather hood
Was fitted firmly over his head.

When out from My playroom
There arose such a clatter
The whole household gasped a breath
And wondered what was the matter

But upon hearing the thwack
Of studded paddle against bare rear
They knew that I was in session
And they had nothing to fear

Well, except for the slave
Who hung from the rafter by his wrists
And what's that up his bum?
OH it's the Mistress' fist

The straining slave's body
Was streaked in the most colorful welts
And I smiled as I observed My artful work
In spite of Myself

Time being a factor
I instructed he dress quickly and without pause
I laughed aloud as he gathered his clothing
Red suit and all, dear Santa Claus

And I had to exclaim, as he drove his sleigh out of sight
Merry Christmas to Me, and until next year, a good night.


Untouched38 60M
60 posts
12/22/2011 12:21 pm

Tong Balm

Un-dress my pen-is
Free-dom to er-ect
My head de-mands tong balm
Apply with fin-gers
It warms my pen-is
My head will er-ect

Slow-ly my pen-is
As I touch will rise
It will burn from tong balm
And smells sex-u-al
Flu-id of male-ness
Shines up-on my prize

High-er my pen-is
Will climb and hard-en
I will last with tong balm
I am now read-y
To play my busi-ness
Of wet toy ac-tion


WetinTennessee 60M/58F
6 posts
12/22/2011 7:45 am


It twas the Night before Christmas yes,we were naked again.
We teased each other about inviting a friend.
We were Horny and wet and in need of some fun.
So I slaped her nice ass and squeezed her firm bun.

TSdates.com I heard a voice say to us.
So we fired up our laptop as I rubbed her big bust.
There were videos, Pictures and cams you see.
I came and she squirted it was great for me.

Upgrade now, a voice said to me.
There was Silver and Gold or we could just surf here free.
We clicked join now and chatted a bit.
Then turned on our cam and I showed off her clit.


Now when were lonly and horny and ready for something new.
We will go to TSdates.com and look for you.
Weather your a Couple or Single you will find sexy friends.
So start the year off right so the fun never ends!


everreadyforneth 62M
1 post
12/22/2011 3:51 am

(to the little drummer boy) come behold his dickinmybum. i lubed up good for that dickinmybum. he shoved it all the way in that dickinmybum. it filled me to the brim that dickinmybum it made me come that dickinmybum. come behold the dickinmybum,that made me cum


Rhapsodist_11 56M/48F
1 post
12/22/2011 3:13 am

Let's all cum til Faith's full
Joy's full and Diane's full
Oh Cum ye, oh cum ye in Beth, Clair and Em
Cum and Bukakke
Porn's the thing for Angel
Oh cum, let us adorn her
Oh cum, let us adorn her
Oh cum, let us adorn her
Thrice opened jawed


rm_BadnessNC 41M/42F
1 post
12/22/2011 1:03 am

On the 12th day of Membership TSdates.com Gave to me…

12 Couples Camming,
11 Pervs a-Lurking,
10 Profile Dick Pics,
9 Ladies Stripping,
8 Pigs on Ignore,
7 Dudes a-Lying,
6 Girls Believing,
5 Gooold Ballllllls,
4 Trolling Jerks,
3 Meet-N-Greets,
2 Nipple Rings,
And A Haaaard Cock Stroking On Cam!


reallylovespam 53M
1212 posts
12/21/2011 10:59 pm

to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonder Land

Blue balls ache
& Im not listenin
To advice you've all been dishin
10 emails tonight
"I'll fuck you just right."
"Yes, that's my huge cock in my hand."


"Fuck yeah that's my mini van!"
My Own Personal Spam: reallylovespam


lotsojuice89 32M

12/21/2011 9:47 pm

Jingle balls, pants and all, are all now full of cream
I knew last night, I somehow might, be having a wet dream
Now awake, for goodness sake, what a mess to clean
If only I had a lover here, we could've blown some steam

washing all my clothes
removing all the white
i used to have a girlfriend
her pussy was so tight
but once again im single
and looking for a treat
don't worry girl, you know i'm clean
spread your legs so i can eat. hey!


Farmer133 40M
15 posts
12/21/2011 8:47 pm

It was the night after sexmas, when all through my house
The perverts were stirring even my buddy Clouse.
The cross dressers stocking hung from the ceiling fan with reckless care
To get them down i'll probably need a chair
My wife is draped across good 'ol Fred
To bad i can't remember who gave me that incredible head?
All seemed merry and fine so i pulled on my boxer shorts
Needing for a smoke I reached for my old ports
When out of the bathroom came such a clatter
I leaped up to see what was the matter
Straight for the shitter i dashed
Slipping in cum, i landed on my ass
To my surprise who should appear a naked old man and 8 embrassed reindeer
I knew right away it was Saint dick
Because the bastard didn't even wash his prick
On his way out he ignored the chimney tall
Out the front door he decided to crawl
He called c'mon dasher c'mon blitzen
Ride back here with me you little vixen
With looks of relief the other reindeer flew out of sight
But on the wind i heard him say Merry Sexmas that was 1 crazy night


cygnus623 40M

12/21/2011 5:44 pm

Jingle bell, sexy as hell, big swell cock
Couples into swing and kink
Sucking and blowing up bushels of fun
Now the gangbang has begun

Jingle bell, ring her bell, jiggle his balls and cock
Sensual moans chime in pelvic thrust time
Riding and grinding in her luscious derriere
In the frosty air.

What a bright time, it's not a carnal crime
To rock the night away
Caressing her thighs, as yours swells fine
To go gliding in her sopping love cave

Giddy-up you sexy ho, pick up your feet
Twitch your pussy around the cock
My Dick’s starting to tingle, so get ready for the treat
That's the jingle bell,
That's the jingle bell,
That's the jingle bell rock.


Flacpl_naughty4u 52M/53F
7 posts
12/21/2011 5:21 pm

Dashing past her snatch
A hard cock in my hand
I think I saw a rash
Fucking is now canned
With this I now know
Rebecca is a ho
A searching I must go
Ill have to watch a show

Oh, jingle balls, jingle balls
Blue balls all the way
Oh how much fun it will be
To fuck again someday

A day or two ago
The itching went away
Im ready to find a girl
And take her for a whirl
Im going to bust a load
Later in the day
Necklace made of pearls
Im gonna give away

Oh, jingle balls, jingle balls
Clean balls they surely are
Oh how much fun it will be
To fuck like a pornstar

I now have me a lady
Shes really always ready
She likes it deep and hard
Even in the yard
She takes it in the ass
Loves sucking on my mass
Will double penetrate
and squirt on your date

Oh, jingle balls, jingle balls
Drained balls wont go away
Now I have to stop and take a break
And sleep instead of play


rm_Satyrsam1 45M
1 post
12/21/2011 2:02 pm

Do they know it's Cream pie time (Do they know it's Christmas - Band Aid)

It's Cream pie time
There's no need to be afraid
At Cream pie time
We cum inside the one we laid

And now our cock is empty
We can spread a smile of joy
Plunge it back into the hole
At Cream pie time

Butt is still bare
Plunge in the other one
At Cream pie time. it's hard
Butt wants to join the fun

Is there more inside, I think so
Keep going I think I'm near
When I feel the juices flowing
I get in second gear

And the Cream pie bells that ring there
Are my moans, I'm coming soon
We'll tonight it's coming here
Inside of you

And there won't no facial or cum shots this Cream pie time
My cocks still stiff with all that cum inside
With every single groan, it drips and even flows
Do they know it's Cream pie time at all?

Here in you
Filled your ass with all my cum
Before then
Right you pussy did get some
Do they know it's Cream pie time at all?

Fill the world
Let them know it's Cream pie time and
Fill the world


rm_209maxxx 51M
1 post
12/21/2011 1:39 pm

To the tune of Jingle Bells:

Dashing from our car we go
Into the pornshop to play
My girl dressed as a Ho
People are gonna see me get a BJ

As my girl struts around half naked
My cock can barely take it
Into a quiet corner we go
My girl she wants to put on a show

With people next to us and around
My girl she wants to get down
So down on her knees she goes
Sucking my cock till it blows

Ohh jingle my balls jingle my balls
Tickle tug wiggle and jingle

Oh what fun it is to spray
My girls face in the pornshop todayyyy!


e_c_h_o_7 55M

12/21/2011 11:35 am

The Christmas Song

Chest 'n Nuts glowing by an open fire,
Someone nipping your earlobe.
Rhythmic motions to Marvin Gaye,
And folks fucking like Franco.

Everybody knows a dildo and lots of lube,
Help to make a memorable night.
Tiny toys can make her pray and subdued,
Will keep him hard throughout the night.

They know they got all night to play
He's got a load to let go and goodies cumming her way.
And every little boy is going to try
To get into her ass from behind.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To lets all get down to it and screw.
Although it comes but once a year,
A very Merry Fucking Christmas to you.


CuteSexyCple4Fun 57M/56F
10 posts
12/21/2011 11:31 am

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

There will be panties and stockings...

And lots of wife swapping...

With friends, who bring beeeerrrr ...

It's the most wonderful time of the year..............


CockyBlackRogue 48M
1 post
12/21/2011 10:58 am

Oooh, you better watch out!
You better not cry!

When Santa Claus shots hot cum into your eye. ...\8
Santa Claus is cumming to town.

He’s making a list
Of sluts and their $price$ happyf;

He’s gonna fuck the ones released from jail that been de-liced
Santa Claus is cumming to town. happym;

He sees you when you’re sleeping - nude;
He knows if you’re awake.

He knows that YOU LOVE TO SUCK COCK \8
Put it in your mouth for goodness sake!

Oooh, you better not pout!
You better not cry!

When Santa bust a nut and makes a creampie >>!
Santa Claus is cumming to town!


cock42sexu 60M
1 post
12/21/2011 7:10 am

(To the tune of I Believe In Father Christmas)

They said there'll be cocks this Christmas
They said they'll be everywhere
They said there'll be long and fat ones
With big fat balls shooting cum in the air
I remember that Christmas morning
I woke up to find to my surprise
with a cock in my ass and one in my mouth
That Santa he doesn't tell lies.


rm_mubiss 30M
1 post
12/21/2011 6:54 am

i m a nasty
i wana a busty
if u suck me good
i will fuck u bad
when i enter my cock
then u need another cock


matrss1984 50M
1 post
12/21/2011 1:50 am

Joy to the world, I made her cum
After she bounced her big ass.
I licked up every dop, after her cherry popped,
Now I let my big dick swing, now I let my big dick swing,
And now I let my-big-dick-swing.........


annaasri 53M

12/21/2011 1:02 am

Dingle dong dingle dong
dingle all the way
suck u then fuck u
the cum makes u sway

Dingle dong dingle dong
dingle all the way
ur tits r erect
cumming what may

Dingle dong dingle dong
dingle all the way
ur velvety clit so wet
my lund a mast on the bay

Dingle dong dingle dong
dingle all the way
oooooooooh aaaaaaaaaaahhh
slurp slurp and make hay!!


Love women who know what they want.


smithftzyxxx 52M
3655 posts
12/20/2011 11:27 pm


The twelve days of Christmas...

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE....

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me,2 FUNNY KIWI'S and A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me THREE SEXY MAIDENS, 2 FUNNY KIWI'S and A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE..

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me FOUR NEW ALERTS,THREE SEXY MAIDENS, 2 FUNNY KIWI'S and A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me FIVE GOLDEN BLINGS.FOUR NEW ALERTS,THREE SEXY MAIDENS, 2 FUNNY KIWI'S and A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me SIX CHICKS IN UKRAINE,FIVE GOLDEN BLINGS.FOUR NEW ALERTS,THREE SEXY MAIDENS, 2 FUNNY KIWI'S and A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me SEVEN FANCY WOMAN,SIX CHICKS IN UKRAINE,FIVE GOLDEN BLINGS.FOUR NEW ALERTS,THREE SEXY MAIDENS, 2 FUNNY KIWI'S and A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me EIGHT DAYS OF WANKING,SEVEN FANCY WOMAN,SIX CHICKS IN UKRAINE,FIVE GOLDEN BLINGS.FOUR NEW ALERTS,THREE SEXY MAIDENS, 2 FUNNY KIWI'S and A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me NINE LADIES POSTING,EIGHT DAYS OF WANKING,SEVEN FANCY WOMAN,SIX CHICKS IN UKRAINE,FIVE GOLDEN BLINGS.FOUR NEW ALERTS,THREE SEXY MAIDENS, 2 FUNNY KIWI'S and A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me TEN POINTS FOR TRYING,NINE LADIES POSTING,EIGHT DAYS OF WANKING,SEVEN FANCY WOMAN,SIX CHICKS IN UKRAINE,FIVE GOLDEN BLINGS.FOUR NEW ALERTS,THREE SEXY MAIDENS, 2 FUNNY KIWI'S and A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ELEVEN DRINKS WHILE TYPING,TEN POINTS FOR TRYING,NINE LADIES POSTING,EIGHT DAYS OF WANKING,SEVEN FANCY WOMAN,SIX CHICKS IN UKRAINE,FIVE GOLDEN BLINGS.FOUR NEW ALERTS,THREE SEXY MAIDENS, 2 FUNNY KIWI'S and A BLOG ON THE A-F-F TREE.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me TWELVE POST OF SOMETHING.......

ooooooOH!,...ELEVEN DRINKS WHILE TYPING,TEN POINTS FOR TRYING,NINE LADIES POSTING,EIGHT DAYS OF WANKING,SEVEN FANCY WOMAN,SIX CHICKS IN UKRAINE,
FIVE GOLDEN BLINGS.
FOUR NEW ALERTS,
.......THREE SEXY MAIDENS ,
.................... 2 FUNNY KIWI'S,

and.,
A BLOG ON THE A-F-F
TREE...!!!!!!.
Smithftzyxxx...
Actual post..My blog.


"Eight past midnight.....63 miles to venus."
myblog
..............


Patrick4UBabe 29M
1 post
12/20/2011 11:03 pm

To "I'll Be Home for Christmas"

I'm creamin' tonight, for whomever wants,
Even more than I usually do.
And although I know, I'm jerking slow,
I promise you

I'll blow loads for Christmas,
You can count to three.
I'll cum slow, and then you'll know,
So much will cum from me.
Click on me, you'll love me,
When I cum on screen,
I'll blow loads for Christmas,
If only you'd suck me.

Click on me, you'll want it,
When you see, you'll believe.
I'll blow loads for Christmas,
Watch for me, you'll see.
Yes, I'll cum for free.


chrissygirl333 34F
1 post
12/20/2011 10:08 pm

(sung to the tune of I saw mommy kissing santa claus)

I saw mommy sucking Santa Claus
down upon her knees on christmas night
she swallowed him real deep
and she gagged a great heap
I watched and rubbed my clit
until my fingers fell asleep

Then, I saw Mommy fucking Santa Claus
he drained his cum and made her pussy white.
Oh, how I wish that it was me
Spreading my tight pussy
And have Mister Claus fuck me hard all night!


magnificentm7506 38M

12/20/2011 7:33 pm

Little St. Dick was extremely hard that Night
Erect to a bareback cougar on a dating Site
Sadly St. Dick brought yellow fever to this loose Motha
She preferred girth this holiday from a hung Brotha

Little St. Dick was now in a Pump
Erect to a fetish girl taking a Dump
Sadly St. Dick’s shaft was not bald Enough
She preferred her gifts without the Scruff

Little St. Dick was now all Shaved
Erect to a bondage girl just Bathed
Sadly St. Dick was curved too far to the Right
She preferred straight cock wrapped that Night

Little St. Dick was now unable to bend Straight
Erect to a breastfeeding magazine ready to Masturbate
Sadly St. Dick settled for Lindsey the fisted Sock
She preferred Christmas with this Hairy Bent Asian Cock

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oldirtybacchus 101M
9536 posts
12/20/2011 6:16 pm

(after O Holy Night)

Oh whorely night!
The sluts are softly moaning
It is the thril of our dear manwhore's verse!
Long lay the skank, to 'wait a Bacchus boning
Till he thrust and sweet holes drank his mirth
Snailtrails of squirt, a wanton wench rejoices
From yonder site streams new and glorious porn!

Fall on your knees
Oh quaff tadpole communion!
Oh manslut divine
Oh whorely night when Bacchus came
Oh dick divine
Salty schlong sublime

Grasped by the smoothest snatch serenely creaming
With stiffened nips at his bedside she kneels
Glistening light of precum sweetly streaming
Here flows the spit of the snake through this man
A queen of queefs, spread in seedy repose
Through all her dreams she's longed to be his toy

Fall on your knees
Oh to draught of clam communion!
Oh tart divine
Oh whorely night when Bacchus came
Oh cooze divine
Slippery snatch sublime

Truly he taught to pleasure one another
His love to lick and his sick song of slit
Cuffs shall he lock, when slave is his submissive
Then in his bed all inhibition shall cease
Sweet hymns of juice in lustful chorus raise we,
Let all within us queef out his whorely name

All are welcome to an audience with The Magnificent One oldirtybacchus


silkysoftskin3 49F

12/20/2011 4:53 pm

JOY TO THE GIRLS FROM TSdates.com,
YOUR PRESENTS IN MY PANTS,
I HAD NO TIME TO WRAP IT,
MERRY CHRISTMAS,"BITCH",NOW LAP IT,
REPEAT THAT BOB AND STROKE,REPEAT THE BOB AND STROKE,
REPEAT,REPEAT,INTILL YOU CHOKE,
JOY TO THE WORLD,
I FINALLY CAME,
A MOMENT I ENJOY,
NOW GET YOUR FUCKIN BEANIE,OFF MY SHRIVELED WEANIE,
AND CALL YOURSELF A CAB,
GET ME ONE MORE BEER,
AND REMEMBER YOU'LL BE DOING IT AGAIN NEXT YEAR.
"Merry Christmas AAF Pervs"


sexycougar12345 54F  
2 posts
12/20/2011 4:47 pm

To the tune of "O Christmas Tree"

Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me!
My pussy is so enticing;
Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me!
My pussy is so enticing;
Not only wet when summer's here,
But also when its cold and clear.
Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me!
My pussy is so enticing!

Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me!
How horny can my pussy be!
Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me!
How horny can my pussy be!
It throbs and pulses constantly
A pounding it surely needs
Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me!
How horny can my pussy be!

Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me!
Much pleasure men can give me;
Oh Horny Me! Oh horny Me!
Much pleasure men can give me;
How often have they played with it!
Giving them a tastey gift!
Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me!
Much pleasure men can give me.

Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me!
How my pussy feels so tightly!
Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me!
How my pussy feels so tightly!
From intercourse, hard and fast,
Wishing it would always last.
Oh Honry Me! Oh Horny Me!
How my pussy feels so tightly!

Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me!
So hot and wet I often get.
Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me!
So hot and wet I often get.
I use my toys to get me off
But not as fun with me on top.
Oh Horny Me! Oh Honry Me!
So hot and wet I often get.

Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me!
I can't wait to get lucky.
Oh Horny Me! Oh Horny Me!
I can't wait to get lucky.
My man knows how to do me right
He makes me cum so much all night.
Oh Honry Me! Oh Horny Me!
I can't wait to get lucky!


openagenda 105M
6275 posts
12/20/2011 4:03 pm

Dam! Does ANYONE Have Some Spare Red Silk Ribbon ?
.
.
I looked hither and thither, and then all about.



But all the shops and my friends here are all out.



I only have one present left to "wrap up" as you will see.

.

I left this present 'til last, 'cuz I got "it" for me.



Now everyone here and out there might their head scratch,



To curiously question how deviant it tis in this D's patch.



Trust when you would wish to be a girl under my tree,



Tis a simple matter to type email or just call me.



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.
.
.
• Do you have some spare red ribbon to help me?

• Do you have any alternative suggestions?

.


SuckboyRoy 44M  
1 post
12/20/2011 1:16 pm

(to the tune of "O Come, All Ye Faithful")

Unzipping, unveiling
Ur worship-worthy horsecock --
Just breathing ur musky scent,
I float into bliss!
I'm hypnotized by each
Throb and swell and stiff'ning --
I tongue-trace every vein, sir ...
Ur meat drives me insane, sir!
O please, sir, permit me to serve
Ur heav'nly shaft!


O flow, riv'rs of precum,
Juiced anticipation!
Ooze upon my eager waiting
Lips, tongue and throat;
Please let me savor
Ur sticky, hot ambrosia --
O, none will go to waste, sir ...
I can't wait for that taste, sir!
O please, sir, I so crave ur drooling
Dick honey drops!


O yes, u enjoy as
I edge u ev'r closer,
I tease and back off again --
U're kept on the brink;
I'll suck for hours
In blissful adulation,
All glory to that dick, sir ...
I love ur mighty prick, sir!
O please, sir, I cannot wait for
Ur jizz to spew forth!


O cum, feed me mouthfuls
Of ur creamy semen,
O cum, cum and drown me
In load after load;
Cum, flood my gullet, I'll
Swallow it all hungrily --
And beg u for some more, sir ...
I've got to have some more, sir!
O please, sir, just keep feeding me ur
Suuuck-ulent seed!


(c) 2011 suckboy roy (swallower53703)


xXxgrn_eyezxXx 36F  
3 posts
12/20/2011 12:33 pm

oh cock i blow, oh cock i blow
i love it when you go fast then slow
the gentle curve, that let's you swerve
deeply in me, gotta love a perv!
oh cock i blow, oh cock i blow
your awesome from shaft to head you know

oh cock i blow, oh cock i blow
i love it when you go fast then slow
when foreplays done, we'll have REAL fun
you'll shoot me like, a loaded gun
oh cock i blow, oh cock i blow
your awesome from shaft to head you know

oh cock i blow, oh cock i blow
i love it when you go fast then slow
you make me scream, you make me cream
and still at night, its of you i dream
oh cock i blow, oh cock i blow
your awesome from shaft to head you know.


bemybigbadwolf 53F

12/20/2011 11:12 am

Tune of "Silent Night"

Go Bi tonight! Try a girl tonight!
Tits in palm, ass so tight
Find no virgin, who's hot! not mild
In an instant, she's fingered and wild
Lickin’ a heavenly piece!
Lickin’ a heavenly piece!

Go Bi tonight! Try a girl tonight!
Leopard thongs, take double "A" flight
Long and lean, my strap-on's not far
Seven sweet thrusts, she screams “I’ll do ya!”
Twice, my kit--ty she wore
Twice, my kitty she wore.

Go bi tonight! Try a girl tonight!
Strap-on rod, ride all night
Radiant creams from her holy place
Made me pant as I licked a quick pace
She's just, my bigbadwolf…here on Earth!
She's just, my bigbadwolf …here on Earth!


stretch6161 60M

12/20/2011 10:12 am

Sung to the tune of “Baby it’s Cold Outside”

I really can’t wait
(Baby it’s hard down there)
This ain’t just a date
(Baby it’s hard down there)
I want your hot cock
(It’s hard as a fuckin’ rock)
Inside of me
(I’ll fuck you good just wait and see)

My pussy will start to quiver
(I love it when I make you shiver)
My nipples will feel hard on your chest
(Let me help you out of that dress)
So come on Baby deliver
(I’m ready to cum like a river)
Fuck me baby, give me your best
(My cock just loves your pussy’s caress)

I’ll lay on the bed
(First give me a little head)
I’m spreading my thighs
(I’ll lick it until sunrise)
I’m down on my knees
(Now say it, say “Fuck me, please”)
I want your cock
(Now here it comes, your world will rock)
Fuck me the whole night long
(Pumping into you with my dong)
Fuck me ‘til I cry out and moan
(Giving you my hot throbbing bone)
Oooh Baby I love it
(Baby it’s hard, baby it’s hard down there!)


Neverfaster 35M

12/20/2011 9:56 am

smashing through the hoes
in a one night open lay
over the hills i flow
cumming all the way uh huh huh


TR9406 58M

12/20/2011 8:15 am

"UP ON THE ROOF TOP"

UP ON THE ROOF TOP REINDEER PAWS
OUT JUMPS NUDE BI SNATA CLAUS
DOWN THROUGH THE CHIMNEY GRABIN HIS TOY
ALL FOR THE KINKY LITTLE GIRLS N' BOYS
OH HO HO WHO WOULN'T GO
OH HO HO WHO WOULDN'T GO..OH
UP ON THE ROFF TOP CLICK CLICK CLICK
DOWN THROUGH THE CHIMNEY WITH BI SAINT NICK

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE'
HOPE I WIN PLEASE...


sportandcelebonh 40M

12/20/2011 8:09 am

We wish you so Many Orgasms
We wish you so Many Orgasms
We wish you so Many Orgasms
With those who know how!


funinsmalbany 48M  
1 post
12/20/2011 7:23 am

[image]

To the tune of "Feliz Navidad":

Please slob my Knob
Please slob my Knob
Please slob my Knob
Just spit on your hand and then grease my rod

Please slob my Knob
Please slob my Knob
Please slob my Knob
Oh watch it grow and then begin to throb

Please slob my Knob
Please slob my Knob
Please slob my Knob
Pretend my big cock is corn on the cob

Please slob my Knob
Please slob my Knob
Please slob my Knob
One on one or in an orgy mob

I wanna jizz on your very big tits
I wanna jizz on your very big tits
I wanna jizz on your very big tits
And in your bottom, you saucy tart!


bigdrive25 36M

12/20/2011 7:22 am

Naughty thoughts on mind
Wondering what I'll find
When aunt Santa opens wide
And sits on me to grind.

Her bags are full of fun
The bells are hanging low
As they jiggle my nuts feel done
I go "yes my ho ho ho!"

Hey jiggle booty jiggle tits
Right on top of me
Let's get freaky right under the
Big old Christmas tree!


wildnhfun 51M/46F
12 posts
12/20/2011 6:49 am

I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
Tommy and Maddy are mad
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

I broke my dildo on Maddy’s head
Somebody snitched on me
I hid the condoms under the bed
Somebody snitched on me

I spilled some cum in Tommy's mug
I gave Maddy’s hard cock a tug
Bought some sex and used a drug
Somebody snitched on me, oh

I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
Tommy and Maddy are mad
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

I put a whole in his underwear
Somebody snitched on me
I tied a knot in my pussy hair
Somebody snitched on me

I danced naked at Tommy’s Ant’s
Climbed on his cock and tore my pants
Filled my boobs with implants
Somebody snitched on me

I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
Tommy and Maddy are mad
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

So you better be good, whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas!


ronnielim79 40M
1 post
12/19/2011 10:34 pm

Rudolph the Red-light Reindeer
Rudolph the red-light reindeer

Had two very rounded heels.

And if you ever saw her

You would even say she kneels.

All of the other reindeer

Used to laugh and call her names (Ho, slut!)

They never let poor Rudolph

Join in orgiastic games.

Then one lonely Christmas Eve

Santa came to say:

"Rudolph with your skirts so light

Won't you "ride my sleigh" tonight?"

Then all the reindeer "loved" her

And they shouted out with glee:

"Rudolph the red-light reindeer

You'll go down on his.... tory!"


averageJoe1113 57M
1 post
12/19/2011 8:46 pm

12 Days of Christmas

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
12 twats a twitching,
11 lushes ladies,
10 tons of titties,
9 naked nymphos,
8 aching ass wholes,
7 sister's sucking,
6 sixty nine-rs,
5 round the worlds,
4 flying fucks,
3 cock sucks,
2 butt fucks,
and a hand job in a fur tree....


QHFirefighter 60M
39 posts
12/19/2011 7:47 pm

Mashing my dick with her tits,shes licking it just a bit
now she squeezing both my balls, but we've only made it to the hall
we haven't made it to the bed, but she promised to give me some head.
squeeze them balls, squeeze them balls, squeeze them all the way
oh what fun is to get her pussy wet while shes giving me a good BJ
its better when she looks up at me, now she see my eyes,
then she starts to gag, Dam wish i brought a paper bag
I'm about to shoot my load, L think right between her eyes,
but instead i think I'll let her be surprised


mrsbariXXX 36M/33F

12/19/2011 7:43 pm

On the 1st day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me some awesome porn
On the 2nd day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 2 holes torn 
On the 3rd day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 3 no shows
On the 4th day of christmas TSdates.com gave to me 4 good blows
On the 5th day of christmas TSdates.com gave to me 5 big dicks
On the 6th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 6 fat chicks
On the 7th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 7 single men
On the 8th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 8 calls from the Penn 
On the 9th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 9 crazie calls
On the 10th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 10 hairy balls
On the 11th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 11 offers to pee
On the 12th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave me 12 months free


rm_matsub77 49M
1 post
12/19/2011 5:32 pm

Rudolph the one-eyed python,
Had a very hairy hose,
And if you ever touched it,
You could even see it grow.


hungryfeline 65M/54F

12/19/2011 4:21 pm

All together now...

Verse One:
Lick me, come, lick me, start,
suck my lips and flick my part
run your tongue along my thigh
come on baby, that's my guy.

Chorus:
Bend me over mistletoe
Pull me hard, fuck me, go...
Push it then, let it slide, oh
to be inside, mmm...feel that glide.

Verse Two:
Cup my beating bulge again
test its weight, taste its yen;
slip your weight upon my, my
Merry Christmas, now, now, don't cry....


alexsander19733 48M

12/19/2011 2:14 pm

onu hızlı yalamak için başlayan o ihtiyacınız olacak biliyorum onun kıçına bir parmak Oh, aşağı gidiyor aşağı gidiyor , tüm gün boyunca aşağı gitmek Oh, ne eğlenceli 69 yatmak En sevdiğim yolu, aşağı gitmek aşağı gidiyor, tüm gün boyunca aşağı gitmek Oh, ne eğlenceli 69 En sevdiğim şekilde yatmak için


esthermild 37F

12/19/2011 1:49 pm

Lonely Night, Sensitive night
All is wet, all iS damp
Sexy ladies hips opened wide
Horny guys so ready and hard
Diping dicks in wet asses
Moaning all the way long

Horny night , Sizzling night
Dicks are Long, throbbing hard
Black n white guys are fucking hard
Black and white gurls are moaning loud
So much cum everywhere
So much squirt in the air.


michelle19883 33F

12/19/2011 1:45 pm

gonna have a horny horny christmas
need a nice, fat penis here tonight
gonna have a horny horny christmas
i want it in my pussy, shaved and tight
need a good, hard cock to stretch me oh so good
cum here. oh i wish he would


SweetDarlinAngel 44F
2995 posts
12/19/2011 11:58 am


Santa baby, slip a hard cock under the tree, for me
I’ve been an awfully good girl
Santa baby, hurry cause I’m horny tonight
Santa baby, an everlasting vibrator too, light blue
I’ve been waiting all year
Santa baby, hurry cause I’m horny tonight
Think of all the fun I’ve missed
Think of all the guys and gals that I have kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you’ll grant just one Christmas wish

Santa honey, my pussy’s sweet, dripping wet and hot
I’ve been an angel all year
So hurry cause I’m horny tonight
Santa cutie, there one thing I really need, on his knees
A man who likes to lick
Santa cutie, please hurry cause I’m horny tonight

Santa baby, fill my stocking with toys and boys
Just one will do for now
Santa baby, hurry cause I’m horny tonight

Come and coat my pussy please
With some fine men from Tiffany’s
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you believe in me too

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
To wrap around a hard dick
Santa baby, please hurry cause I’m horny tonight


~Angel


jennid87 34F

12/19/2011 11:29 am

Oh juicy pussy,
Your juices shining brightly,
You are so nice and squishy,
As you squeeze a cock tightly.

Down on your knees! To hear you moaning loudly!
Oh god i'm cumming, Oh god, Oh god,
Oh god, Oh god, Oh god i'm done.


hillbilly_wildch 39M/43F
1 post
12/19/2011 11:15 am

Scandalous night,liberated night balls are horny. balls are tight bind up a vigrin, wishfully defiled squirminjoyful release squirm in joyful release


BringintheHeat5 35M

12/19/2011 8:35 am

So here I sit,
all alone,
with a mistletoe,
hanging from my nose,
and a hard cock below,
just waiting for some fine girl to bestow,
one truly great gift,
of one hot explosion to go.


xNoGamesAllFunx 29M

12/19/2011 8:01 am

Deck the halls with cock and pussy
falalalala la la lala
tis the season to get nookie
fal la la la la lalalala
Head and blow jobs you can go top
time to make eachother cum


onehardonewet 58M/58F
1 post
12/19/2011 7:46 am

(springsteen version)

you better stay out, you better not spy
you better not shout and scream "Oh my"
cause'

santa clause is cummin' in mom
santa clause is cummin' in mom
santa clause is cummin' in mom

He's making her wish she'd showered tonight
He's gonna find out if she tastes alright
cause'

santa clause is cummin' in mom
santa clause is cummin' in mom
santa clause is cummin' in mom

he sees her when she's freaking
he sees her booty shake
he knows most times she freaks so good
so she better this time for santa's sake
she better freak good for santa's sake

so don't flip out and don't try to pry
don't freak out, fall down and die

santa clause is cummin' in mom
santa clause is cummin' in mom
santa clause is cummin' in mom


pleasure_1st 69M
14 posts
12/19/2011 7:25 am

On the first day of Christmas my sex partner gave to me, a pussy under the tree,
On the second day of Christmas my partner gave to me, two titties bouncing
On the third day of Christmas, my partner gave to a 3some of unending joy
On the fourth day of Christmas, I gave my partner 4 hours of erection (thanks Viagra)
On the fith day of Christmas, my partner gave to me a five finger massage.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me 6 ounces of KY
On the seventh day of Christmas, my partner gave to me seven special kisses
On the eighth day of Christmas, I gave my partner, 8 types of dildos
on the ninth day of Christmas, my partner gave to me a nine person orgy
On the tenth day of Christmas, I gave my partner a 10 cock gangbang
On the eleventh day of Christmas, My partner gave to me 11 strippers stripping
On the 12th day of Christmas, my partner and I rested, exhausted and with smiles on our faces


SSLICKBBLACK13 41M
3 posts
12/19/2011 4:24 am

" SILENT COCK "

Silent cock...holy cock
All is calm...no need to block
Round yon member ladies and sluts
Holy Johnson blue with full nuts
Oh how i need a piece
Tight, warm and wet little piece !


JANNER65 56M/58F  
4 posts
12/19/2011 4:19 am

rudolf the red nosed reindeer
had his eye on mother claus
but when he tried to mount her
she cut off his hairy balls

then one horny xmas eve
santa came to say
rudolf with your balls all gone
fuck my missus hard and long


curvyqccouple 44M/36F
19 posts
12/19/2011 3:31 am

Frosty the blowman
enjoyed the adult arcade
his tokens in and his video picked
he thought his night was made

there must have been some noises
coming from the other booth
for when he peaked his head around
he found a tranny named Ruth

Frosty the Blowman
bent her over and had his way
when he was done having all his fun
Ruth said it's my turn to play

Humpitty Hump hump
Humpitty Hump hump
Lookie at Ruthie go
Humpity hump hump
humpitty hump hump
making Frosty her ho

Ruth was getting close now
she pounded his little ass
she pulled his hair while everyone watched
and she fucked him with some sass

Ruth let out a war cry
as she shoved her cock in deep
poor Frosty wasn't prepared for that
and the pain sure made him weep

Just when it started
it was all over and done
Ruth said don't be a pussy, suck it up
we're only having fun

Humpity hump hump
humpity hump hump
Ruth put her dick away
Humpity hump hump
Humpity hump hump
she'll be back again today!

Seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.


rm_ivanjivan 45M
2 posts
12/19/2011 12:28 am

My nuts roasting on a open fire
Jack frost nipping at your nipples hard
Tiny twots with there hair all shaved off
Will find it hard to sleep tonight!


rm_ivanjivan 45M
2 posts
12/19/2011 12:23 am

We wish you would take your clothes off
We wish you would take your clothes off
We wish you would take your clothes off
And have a happy nude year!


TDH1005 37M

12/19/2011 12:17 am

Oh, the weather outside is nipply,
And her tits are so jiggly,
And since we’ve no place to go and fuck,
Let Him Cum! Let Him Cum! Let Him Cum!

She doesn’t show signs of squirting,
But her legs are still shaking,
His dick is hangin’ way down low,
Let Him Cum! Let Him Cum! Let Him Cum!

When he’s finally ready to bust,
She starts licking and sucking on his nuts,
But if you’ll r-e-a-l-l-y stay the night,
I promise not to bite down too hard.

Now, your membership’s about to expire,
And, my dear, there’s lots of men and women to admire,
But as long as you stay h-o-r-n-y,
Go to TSdates.com! Go to TSdates.com! Go to TSdates.com!


amyourplaytoy 35M
1 post
12/18/2011 9:38 pm

Twas the night before Christmas an I was horny and hard searching for a good fuck!
Nothing was quite in the house for my hardcore porn was blasting at full volume

Looking for the slut to swallow my 10in cock had me in heat
Until she came with a mistletoe covered pussy an wipcream tits
All is well in the house of jolly for my cock is cumming like a blizzard of happyness!!


rm_hngreebttm58 63M
1 post
12/18/2011 8:42 pm

Sung to Oh Xmas Tree:

O Fuck me Please O Fuck me please!
How are thy ass so pretty

O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please,
How are thy ass so pretty!
Not only in the cunt this time,
But every inch deeper in thy ass.

O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please,
How are thy ass so pretty!

O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please,
How are thy ass so pretty!

O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please,
Much pleasure doth thou cum on thee!
For every hole you have my pole,
Brings to us both squirt and cum.

O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please,,
Much pleasure doth thou cum with me

O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please,
Thy cock shines so wetly!

O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please,
Thy cock shines so wetly!
Each hole doth hold my cum in thee,
That makes each hole to dripping wet.

O Fuck me Please, O Fuck me please,
Thy cock shines so wetly!


rm_oztom 57M
1 post
12/18/2011 8:28 pm

WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS

I WISH I’D MISSED MARY ICHNESS
I WISH I’D MISSED MARY ICHNESS
I WISH I’D MISSED MARY ICHNESS SHE GAVE ME A RASH

SHOULD NEVER HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF BED
AND WATCHED THE CAMS ON TSdates.com INSTEAD
I WISH I’D MISSED MARY ICHNESS SHE GAVE ME A RASH


lookin4gtimesII 61M
2 posts
12/18/2011 4:53 pm

Jingle balls
Jingle balls
Tina has a dick
Oh what fun it is to ride
A hottie with an 8” clit

Crawling between her legs
I wanted to ride her home
But you can imagine my surprise
When she shoved her clit clear down my throat

Oh jingle balls jingle balls
Tina is really special
How can you not love a gal
That gives out massive facials!!!!!!!!!!!


MyHeartLost4U 57M
2447 posts
12/18/2011 4:34 pm

I’ll have blue balls this Christmas without you
they be so blue just jacking off thinking about you
As the snow hits the ground my cum shoots into the air
Then all of sudden he appeared It was Santa Clause
in his fancy red and white nightwear

He stared right at me with my blue balls in hand
and started laughing with a HO HO HO you poor man
I see you been Nice and not Naughty this year.
So never fear
Santa is here
to get rid of them
Blue Balls for a year

He reached into his magic bag pulled out a gift
With a wicked little gleam in his eye he handed it to me
He said HO HO HO don't open it till I leave
Then with a Merry Christmas he disappeared

I couldn't believe that Santa just visited me
Then I opened the gift he gave to me
looked inside and to my surprise
It's a gift of Gold on AFF for a year
with a little note inside
HO... HO... HO... Merry Christmas
there be no Blue Balls for you, this Year.


tangie247 55F  
633 posts
12/18/2011 3:13 pm

Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway.
Oh what fun it is to cum on them night and day
Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway.

Fucking in the snow, such a lovely lay
Deep inside her hole, Filled with my cum today
Sucking on her titties, making her feel right
It’s so nice to fuck her, in my bed all night

Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway.
Oh what fun it is to cum on them night and day
Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway.

Tangie247


tangie247 55F  
633 posts
12/18/2011 3:08 pm

Sung to the tune Jingle Bells.

Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway.
Oh what fun it is to cum on them night and day
Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway.

Fucking in the snow, such a lovely lay
Deep inside her hole, Filled with my cum today
Sucking on her titties, making her feel right
It’s so nice to fuck her, in my bed all night

Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway.
Oh what fun it is to cum on them night and day
Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, I love to watch them sway.


Tangie247


whorecurious 60M/55F
8 posts
12/18/2011 2:02 pm

On the 12th day of membership TSdates.com gave to me
Twelve Groups I’m joining

Eleven Hot Members Flirted

Ten profiles viewing

Nine Photos {=}uploading

Eight times OMG I’m cummin

Seven Webcams watching

Six maids a fucking

Five cocks a cummin

Four Licking lesbians

Three testimonials

Two invites to an orgy

And a monthly charge on my visa check card


Jrunamuck 58M

12/18/2011 1:38 pm

Rocking around the christmas tree

Giving my sis a reach around at the family christmas hop
Shaking her ass so violently grinding on my cock
Squeezing her muff and mashing het tits I'm hard as a rock
Knocking her down on her knees now it's time to fuck

(Chorus)
You can get a very disturbed feeling when you see
Christmas family incest follies. Even Gram and dad are getting jolly

Brother is naked strapped face down on the old blue worn futon
Mom's hammering away gleafully with her big 12 inch strap-on
Smashing sister's head to the ground momentarily blind
Smacking her ass so merrily fucking her from behind

(Chorus)

I am a sick fucking bastard lol


franklinwill 74M
21 posts
12/18/2011 1:26 pm

To the tune of "White Christmas"

I'm dreaming of a hot lady
Just like the one I used to know
With her long hair of auburn, and tits like melons
To suck solely for my own.

I'm dreaming of a hot lady
With every email that I write
May her clitoris be hard with delight
And may all her orgasms be high

Some people say am a dirty old man. Hell, am not old.


capefunnow 54M
8 posts
12/18/2011 1:00 pm

Lick my balls you'll make me jolly
fa la la la la, la la la la.
I'll bend you over in the holly
fa la la la la, la la la la.

Stroke my cock we'll cum together
fa la la la la, la la la la.
I'll tickle your clit with a feather.
fa la la la la, la la la la.


Silverado7997 42M
5 posts
12/18/2011 12:02 pm

O shave my balls, shave my balls,
make em smooth and slick,
then you'll know just what it's like,
to fuck a smooth shaved prick.


Jrunamuck 58M

12/18/2011 10:18 am

You know the tune.

(chorus)
Oh grandma got fucked by her grandson
Never thought it would happen to me
It all started out so innocent
When I helped her in the bathroom to pee.

(Verse 1)
It was late when we started drinking
She jumped on the table dancing fast
I dropped some ruffies in her eggnoog
Hoping I could get some of grandma's ass

(Chorus)

(Verse 2)
Now she's naked laying on the table
Yelling she wants to be pleased
I dove right between her thighs
Inhaling that musky smell of cottage cheese

(Chorus)

(Verse 3)
I licked her pussy for an hour
And she was cumming repeatedly
I yanked grandma off the table and told her to drop down to her knees

(Chorus)

(Verse 4)
Now I'm not advocating incest
Then grandma confided in me
She then told me a story about my mom and her brother Steve.

(Chorus)

Yes I am a sick bastard. lol


nastytease4U 43F  
1640 posts
12/18/2011 10:13 am

On the twelth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

12 vibrators humming
11 couples swinging
10 porno tapes
9 ladies licking
8 studs for milking
7 skirts for flirting
6 men for laying
5 screaming orgasms
4 bed restraints
3 creampies
2 cum shots
And a cure for every known STD


Levi316 52M

12/18/2011 10:09 am

To The Tune Of: "LOVELY WEATHER FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOU"

I feel my Cock A Tingling, My Balls are Jingling Too!
Come On reach out & Kiss It, Before it Jumps out & Pisses on you!
I need a Sweet Ass FILLY, to Slde My WILLY Into.
I must be Over Eager, cuz any Bushy ol' Beaver will DO!
Give it Up, Give it Up, Give it Up, You HO!
Now Bend Over Slow, I am gonna F&*K you In Both Holes!
Here It Cums, Here It CUMs, Here It CUms You SLUT..
I Just POKED Your BUTT, Now I'm In So Deep I Can Feel Your Guts
I Am Really Pleased, When You Dropped to Your Knees And Went South
I wanna Cram my Cock, with Both My ROcks IN Ur Mouth!
I feel My Balls a Bobbin', My Pecker is a Throbbing Too..
It will Be an Early Present, to Blast Your Mouth With My Goo!


Jrunamuck 58M

12/18/2011 9:47 am

(Winter wonderland) AKA Fucking on TSdates.com cam
1.
Hard cock swing are you listening. Cam is on pussy glistening.
A beautiful sight we're fucking tonight
On TSdates.com cam

2.
On all fours for our movie
I'm riding high, stroking her fully
She's nice and tight We're fucking tonight
On TSdates.com cam

(refrain)
She said she'd like to try a woman
I said great I'll call your mom
You can go at for hours
As long as I can fuck her when you're done

3.
Mom is tired but still juicy
I think next week I'll call aunt Lucy
She'll have a fit when I'm licking her clit
Fucking on TSdates.com cam

Fucking......on..Adult....Friend.....Finder...Cam...


Jrunamuck 58M

12/18/2011 9:17 am

(Rest ye merry gentleman) AKA I'm not gay
Step back you merry gentleman
there's nothing you can say
That will make me shake my ass
and invite you to play
I'm looking for some nice tight pussy
so I've just got to say
I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay
I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay


rm_pliezsbaby 37F
1 post
12/18/2011 9:11 am

Mmmm all I want for christmas is to eat some good pussy to eat And play witg it and look at some good pussy I got a pretty wet phat pussy that stays shaved and taste good as hell and gotta 38dds and put me some whip cream and strawberrys and put some whip cream own some good pussy and some big tits itand lick


rm_krow182 40M
1 post
12/18/2011 7:26 am

Dashing through the ho's
lezzo's straight's and gays
all blowing on my hose
thrashing all the way
ball gags and clit rings
orgasms every day
oh what fun to spank and scream
the sex slaves bound and played
ooh jingle me
jingle me
jingle till I spray
Ooh what fun to spank and scream
The sex slaves bound and played
ooh jingle me
jingle me
jingle me
jingle till I spray
Ooh what fun to spank and scream
with all the sex toys used today


hardnshaved67 54M  
64 posts
12/18/2011 7:04 am

Dashing thru my bra, Pushing thru my shirt, My boobs are so enormous, They make my back hurt!

Bouncing boobs
Bouncing boobs
Bouncing up and down


Them boy’s scream and shout, When ever I’m around, They want me to expose my luscious lady mounds!

Bouncing boobs
Bouncing boobs
Bouncing up and down


Them boy’s can’t wait, To fondle my boobs, To suck my nipples, To lactate some milk!

Bouncing boobs
Bouncing boobs
Bouncing up and down


Them boy’s love to, Slide there cocks, back and forth, through my enormous mounds!

Bouncing boobs
Bouncing boobs
Bouncing up and down


joeyklovstoeat 67M
10 posts
12/18/2011 6:58 am

on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me cock ring in a baggie.

on the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me 2 french ticklers and a cock ring in a baggie

on the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me 3 orgasms,2 french ticklers and a cock ring in a baggie.

on the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 4 glowing orbs ,3 orgasms,2french ticklers and a cock ring in a baggie.

on the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 5 golden shaft rings,4 glowing orbs,3 orgasms,2 french ticklers and a cock ring in a baggie.

on the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 6 girls a laying,5 golden shaft rings.4 glowing orbs,3 orgasms,2 french ticklers and a cock ring in a baggie.

on the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me 7 swings for swinging,6 girls a laying,5 golden shaft rings,4glowing orbs,3 orgasms.2 french ticklers and a cock ring in a baggie.

on the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 8 maids a moaning,7 swings for swinging,6 girls a laying,5 golden shaft rings,4 glowing orbs,3 orgasms,2 french ticklers and a cockring in a baggie.

on the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 9 ladies licking,8 maids a moaning,7 swings for swinging,6 girls a laying,5 golden shaft rings,4glowing orbs,3 orgasms,2french ticklers,and a cock ring in a baggie.

on the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 10 lords a thrusting. 9 ladies licking,8 maids a moaning,7 swings for swinging,6 girls a laying,5 golden shaft rings,4 glowing orbs,3 orgasms,2french ticklers,and a cock ring in a baggie.

on the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me 11 vibrators vibrating,10 lords a thrusting,9 ladies licking,8 maids a moaning,7 swings for swinging,6 girls a laying,5 golden shaft rings,4 glowing orbs,3 orgasms,2 french ticklers,and a cock ring in a baggie.

on the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 12 hummers humming,11 vibrators vibrating,10 lords a thrusting,9 ladies licking,8 maids a moaning,7 swings for swinging,6 girls a laying,5 golden shaft rings,4 glowing orbs,3 orgasms,2 french ticklers and a cock ring in a baggie.


joeyklovstoeat 67M
10 posts
12/18/2011 6:09 am

Chet's nuts roasting as if on fire Jack's cock's being licked by a Rose. yuletide barrels being drunk by a fire and some folks are dressed up like pimps an ho's and everybody knows that some porky with his misteltoe hung up all night to try and get layed all night yulelog penises set all aglow be the lights of the camera phones. and every body knows that Santa's on his way with a bag full of toys for all the naughty boys and girls to play tonight


joeyklovstoeat 67M
10 posts
12/18/2011 5:48 am

O cum all ye guy's full joy's full and tied up for it. o cum ye o cum ye on beth and kim cum and behold them born the queens of is it real o cum let us adore them o cum let us a adore them o cum let us adore them breast galore. Cum and enjoy them with whips and lips and tongues o cum let us enjoy them o cum let us enjoy them o cum let us enjoy them twice some more. Let every body shake and moan let everybody cum full blown as heaven and nature sings as heaven and nature sings as heaven and nature creams. o joy to the world for the four have cu,


DrKinkDO 47M/43F
117 posts
12/18/2011 5:00 am

Twas the night of the orgy, and the wife was all set
She had taken her shower, but her pussy was still wet

The stockings were clipped to the garters with care
In the hopes that the gangbangers soon would be there

When the men arrived they went right to their work
They tore off her blouse and hiked up her skirt

She dropped to her knees in an act of submission
She fucked and sucked in every imaginable position

And when the time came for the cum shots to spring
She was so worked up, she said yes to everything

They came on her face, her ass and her tits
And each man went home with some x rated pics

As the men went home and she stood at the door
Then with a shout she declared "next time, four more!"


usilentz 35M  
7 posts
12/18/2011 3:35 am

Up on the top of my big fat cock
I saw a slut who yelled out "STOP
I need to make that man cum
or else Christmas for sure won't come"

chorus
yo, ho, ho I love to blow
yo, ho, ho any one feelin low
up on the top of that
dick dick dick
Down comes good ole Mrs. Nick


Once that wife started blowin my mind
My top head started to loose it's time
she kept on suckin off through the night
I think ole Santa Claus got jealous that night

Chorus

I knew this slut was gettin nice and wet
So I decided to ruin my bed spread
I went on down and started to lick
Oh what a surprise when she began to spid

CHorus

It was time for me to finish that night
So i flipped her over with much delight
I said are your ready for some xxx-mas cum
and she asked to stick it in her bum

CHorus


pocken 46M
21 posts
12/18/2011 2:40 am

'tis the season to be jolly
fa la la la la, la la la laa
thwack my bollocks with sum holly
ar ar ar ar arr,ar ar ar arrrrrrr


houecall 51M  
5 posts
12/18/2011 12:21 am

jingle my balls
I'll fill your walls
Make you scream my name
It's so good the neighbor would want some of the same

Flip you around turn you out
Make you scream and shout
hit your spot
i'll make you squirt oh that's so damn hot

I shoot my load all over you time to start again
thats the prize you win
I'll pull hair and make you swear
while climbing you like bear

when im done and you can't take anymore
be careful when you leave the bed you make be weak and hit the floor


theycallmemred 62M

12/17/2011 8:33 pm

Twas the night before Christmas & Santa's in the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse!

where ontop of the mantle were cookies & milk should be laid? but no cookies & milk were to be made!, poor Santa, poor Santa.

Where from the corner of his eye & he had heard a sigh of a young buxom maiden!
She was a diddling her twat ontop of the cot; "Santa your busted,your busted! come have some Christmas Pie!".


hotnhornyinnj 35M
635 posts
12/17/2011 8:30 pm

I saw Mommy blowing Santa Claus,
Sucking on his candy cane all night
His belt dropped from his waist.
Bells jingle at a quickening pace.
He "ho-ho-ho'd", then shot his load
All over mommy's face!

I saw Mommy deep throat Sanat Claus,
And you know I'm really glad I did.
Santa's real, and he was here!
I saw Santa cum this year
when I saw Mom suck Santa Claus last night!

I saw Mommy spread for Santa Claus,
Underneath the christmas tree last night.
He had his milk and cookies snack,
Then he rolled her on her back
and punched his throbbing knuckle into Mommy's dripping crack!

I saw Mommy sucking Santa's balls,
and you know I'm really glad I did.
All you other girls and boys,
I'm the one who got your toys
'Cus I'm the one who saw Mom suck Santa Claus last night!


theycallmemred 62M

12/17/2011 8:21 pm

Oh Honey Buns, Oh Honey Buns; How lovely are your titties,
I love to hold & squeeze you tight & make you squeal all thru the night.

Oh Honey Buns, Oh Honey Buns; You make me wild & HARD!!!!!!!


rm_nobus20 52M
1 post
12/17/2011 6:33 pm

Silent Night, Horny Night
my cock is hard with no lips in sight
round young virgins so eager and wild
to suck my cock softly and mild
I'll cum and be really pleased
then sleep in heavenly peace


MyHeartLost4U 57M
2447 posts
12/17/2011 4:20 pm

I'm dreaming of some pusssssy for christmas
Just like the ones I love to eaaat

Where my tongue can be swirllingggggg
as the clit be tinglinggggg
to hear the moans
as the sweet juices cover my face

I'm Dreaming of some pusssssy for Christmas
With every thought that comes to mind
We will be engaged in 69
Ohhh how wonderfully divine
As we orgasm throughout this Christmas day


rm_RobinACrump 28F
1 post
12/17/2011 3:32 pm

Hold his balls and help me swallow
fa na na na na nu O la la
my parents are home he hopes I below
fa na na na na nu O la la
Strick the clit with the head of your dick
fa na na na na nu O la la
Pray to god that he doesn’t cum quick
fa na na na na nu O la la
Picked her up just like a father
fa na na na na nu O la la
she wanted us to cum together
fa na na hu na na O Ou ah
drillen her the door swings open
fa Na na na na na what the fuck
there walking in and I am groping
fa na na na na nu O la la


u2pi_norway 43M/41F
5 posts
12/17/2011 3:07 pm

Hymn to cam fun,
Let it show! Let it Show! Let it Show!


Oh, the wetter it gets the better
If you’ll watch our cam, we’ll let ya
And since something will start to grow
Let it show! Let it show! Let it show!

It doesn’t show signs of stopping
It may be caused by all her rubbing
And her tongue is everywhere, I know
Let it Show! Let it Show! Let it Show!

Then we frensh kiss all night
And we broadcast all the fun
We love to love in the spot light
Wanna watch you too, come on

The fire is surely rising
So the climax is not surprising
And when you finally let it go
Let it show! Let it show! Let it SHOW!


funw1thy0u 52M/53F  
16 posts
12/17/2011 1:22 pm

I understand that this will be too many words but I cant shorten them. I wrote it this afternoon. Enjoy everyone

Twas the night of the swinger gig and all through the house, the condems were placed by the party host.
The food was arranged on the snack table with care, in hopes the guests would soon be there.

When out on the porch there was a loud knock. It was Billy the man with the enourmous cock.
My wife invited him in with a twinkle in her eye. When I told him he was the first to arrive, he let out a big sigh.

To the party room we went to pour him a drink, when she passed it to him, he gave my wife a little wink.
I then went up stairs because I heard some sounds, more people were coming in and standing around.

Clothing was shed without a care. The party had begun when a lady shouted join us if you dare.
There were boobs to the left and boobs to the right, then I seen billy with 3 girls, It was going to be a great night.

The drinks were still flowing and the food was all gone, the swing party had simmered and most had moved on.
As the festivities had ended a few still remain. To the group room we all went, an orgy was the game.

D was fucking v while she was licking t. R stood to the side so he could see. B was moaning loudly and about to explode, when suddenly t announced he as cumming his load.
It wasn't long before everyone was spent, just then a few more got dressed and went.

I headed to my room to lay my tired body down. The light of the dawn was shining around as I cuddled in the middle of my king size bed, with laughter and giggles still bouncing in my head. I kiss the lady on my left and my wife on the right. I whisper the words

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!


theycallmemred 62M

12/17/2011 12:56 pm

Sugar Buns & Sugar Titties dancing thru my head, stroking my cock till 12 o'clock thinking about eating my Christmas Pie...

Hey Santa, Hey Santa what have you got for me this fine Christmas Day?; A Blonde?, A Brunette?, A Redhead?; Ah heck; i'll take one of each! just don't forget to put them in your sleigh...


theycallmemred 62M

12/17/2011 12:15 pm

My balls are sooooo blue just thinking about you......

Decorations of cum, from you giving me head, won't mean a thing Dear until i get you in my bed!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh what fun it is to fuck on a cold (burrrrrr) Christmas Night....


theycallmemred 62M

12/17/2011 12:03 pm

Santa,Santa; All i want for Christmas is a BIGGER COCK a BIGGER COCK,,Tic Tock, Tic Tock, times a wasting on the clock!

Santa came thru with my wish this year, A Magic Mirror with words inscribed to be said out loud every morn; "Mirror,Mirror on the door make my penise touch the floor!".

It worked! It worked!; OOPS; what just happened?, my legs fell off...


longshot103 70M/71F
16 posts
12/17/2011 11:54 am

Oh cum all ye black men,
come and fuck my wife
cum and enjoy her,
pussy oh so tight
cum, don't be bashful
get some head tonight
she won't take an ass full
but sucks your cock alright

cum, and enjoy her
get it wet tonight
cum, stick your dick in
she'll moan with delight

she'll take you and your brother
she'll take you and your dad
as old as your mother
but fuck her you'll be glad

cum all ye black men
see how long you last
she can make you guys cum
you won't believe how fast
give her a cream pie
watch it run down her ass


rm_freakyex 36M
1 post
12/17/2011 11:30 am

Ol Big ol titty's ol Big ol titty's
Their pussy drip's may fall
BIG round Ass and all
pussy lip's
Nipple clip's all of that around my dick
Is pleasing to my ball's
put my manhood
Inbetween those two big wall's
my big cock
Will give a work out to your jaw's
Drop those panty draw's
All you ms miss's ol Big ol titty's ol Big ol titty's
Be prepared for Mr Semen clause
Then one snowy Day
Mr Seman has to say all you miss's clauses
Wit your knookies so tight let a strokin man
Open them up tonight
20 pair's of Tit's 20 wett fat clit's
at the top of 20 pussy lip's 20 ass cheek's
20 ass hole's for this christmas help 11 DICk'S GrOW

Ho ho Snow Merry Christmas
FREAKY EX


hotboy74yu 35M
30 posts
12/17/2011 10:56 am

Oh, Suck my cock, lick my cock
kissing all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a hairy tight pussy now
Suck my cock, lick my cock
kissing all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
a really horny girl

lol!! i hope u enjoy it!!!


rm_deangelo1232 52M
1 post
12/17/2011 10:49 am

Jingle balls,jingle balls,jingle balls and cock
Jingle balls swing in G-Strings
Swinging and gleaming up bushels of cum
Now the jingle cock has begun

Jingle balls,jingle balls,jingle balls and cock
Jingle balls swing and jingle balls gleam
Sucking and fucking in jingle ball square
In the musty air

What a bright time,it's the right time
To fuck the night away
Jingle balls time is a swell time
To go glidding in a cock filled sleigh
Giddy-up jinlge boys pick up your cocks
Jingle around my ass
Push and cum in the steaming heat
That's the jingle balls
That's the jingle balls
That's the jingle balls song


rm_dougiesuds 63M
1 post
12/17/2011 9:59 am

oh cum all ye members,horny and excited.do it on your hands and knees,or be it on your backs, but cum all ,oh cum all, to the best that ye all can. so cum all ye members, may your orgasms be strait or gay. and if ye may, please cum and play with me some other day.


mrsbariXXX 36M/33F

12/17/2011 9:38 am

On the 1st day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me some awesome porn
On the 2nd day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 2 holes torn
On the 3rd day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 3 no shows
On the 4th day of christmas TSdates.com gave to me 4 good blows
On the 5th day of christmas TSdates.com gave to me 5 big dicks
On the 6th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 6 fat chicks
On the 7th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 7 single men
On the 8th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 8 calls from the Penn
On the 9th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 9 crazie calls
On the 10th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 10 hairy balls
On the 11th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave to me 11 offers to pee
On the 12th day of Christmas TSdates.com gave me 12 months free


shaggy1582 32M
1 post
12/17/2011 8:33 am

Santa Baby, c’mon and stick your dick in me, such glee
I’ve been such a horny bad girl
Santa baby, I’m ready for a pounding tonight

Santa Baby, a nine-inch cock to penetrate Sue, will do
Please don’t forget the lube
Santa baby, I’m ready for some doggy tonight

Think of all the pussy you’ve missed
In the North Pole there’s just no one to kiss
Next year I could be oh so good
If you’d fuck me in the ass like a Santa should
Boo doo bee doo

Santa sweetie, I ask only one thing of you
Cum a lot
All over my face and my tits
Santa baby, my pussy is so wet and so tight

Santa Honey, I’m asking you now for a kiss, on the lips
I mean the one’s downstairs
Santa Cutie, my legs are always open Xmas night

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down and fuck me tonight!


Outgoingman 45M
1 post
12/17/2011 7:38 am

Dashing through the night with this big ole 10 inch cock
all the ladies screaming
figuring who I'm gonna fuck
then I find one
with DDD breast
and she say me
so I cum on her face


taj2008 46M
3 posts
12/17/2011 7:24 am

She suck my dick with teethless mouth
she is 90,cold,stiff,greened skin
My arousal is to make love with the ancient pussy
Orgasm,was the greatest pleasure of my life
My cock spills pus into her decayed pussy
and ejaculate over her frozen breasts ,
Oh, jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to fuck
with the ancient cunt
and now
her death made my sickness relive
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way


sicilian2008 43M
1 post
12/17/2011 7:24 am

Silent moan
Quivering moan
Will she cum
Will she cum
Pussy pulsating
Dick about numb
Hair pulling ass full of thumb
Tits bouncing
Cum bout to run


rm_jaxxtrax 37M
1 post
12/17/2011 7:09 am

lapping up some twat
with my pecker in my hand
it starts to get hot
i tell her to stand

she bends over a chair
and spreads her legs real wide
i slide up and grab her hair
i'm ready for a ride

oh, jiggling balls, jiggling balls
smacking on her ass
oh what fun it is to thrust
as long as i can last


rm_thomasbivens 57M
1 post
12/17/2011 3:36 am

Oh Cum all ye bashfull,
Horney and Tempted,
Come all, Oh come all,
To Boy....ssss Food.

You will be grateful,
That you did that search.
Now you have women,
For the holidays.
So come all ye bashfull... To Boyyyyys Foooodddd.


imready4uxxx 69M/62F  
5 posts
12/17/2011 1:39 am

(Sung to the tune of "We three Kings")

My great dong of Orient, OH
searching for that perfect Ho
She's gotta wanna more than mamma
Cuz mamma don't want it NO!

oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
Ho of wunder Ho of might
Ho that wants it day and night
Licking, sucking, always fucking!
She can't get enough, that's right!

With a sweet little pussy, tight little ass
so horny she never runs out of gas
always wants it, never taunts it
OH WHAT A SWEET LITTLE LASS!

oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
Ho of wunder Ho of might
Ho that wants it day and night
Licking, sucking, always fucking!
She can't get enough, that's right!

Naked when I get home from work
never makes me feel like a jerk
she'll make a pout when it can't come out
and if she don't get none she's bizerk

oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
Ho of wunder Ho of might
Ho that wants it day and night
Licking, sucking, always fucking!
She can't get enough, that's right!

Spreads a blanket out in the grass
Begging me to take her sweet ass!
A perfect Ho, yes you gotta know
this Ho's in her own little class!

oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
Ho of wunder Ho of might
Ho that wants it day and night
Licking, sucking, always fucking!
She can't get enough, that's right!

!Life without sex is much like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point! !!! >>


imready4uxxx 69M/62F  
5 posts
12/17/2011 1:37 am

Get a holly, jolly blow-job
from a Gal who LOVES to GIVE!
If you're in a rut,
let her bust your nut,
for Christmas this year!

!Life without sex is much like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point! !!! >>


oralnymphos3 43M/43F  
7 posts
12/16/2011 11:58 pm

rudolph the young bi reindeer had a craving for some cock but if his daddy found out he would go in complete shock.Then one foggy christmas eve santa came to say ,''rudolph with your cock fetish wont you blow my team tonight. All the reindeer lined up just so he could blow them off.Then all the reindeer loved him as they all were cumming hard.Rudolph the young bi reindeer you.ll go down on every cock.....Merry bukauki everyone Merry bukauki!!!


sex69talk 63F
118 posts
12/16/2011 10:59 pm

Santa Claus is cumming to town
He knows when you’ve been slutty
He knows when you’ve sucked cock
He stroked his dick as you drank cum
His prick hard as a rock

O! You better watch out!
Santa’s horny like hell
Mrs. Claus took off
With Old Tinker Bell
Santa Claus is cumming to town

He’ll go down your chimney
And push up your skirt
When he licks your pussy
He’ll make you squirt
Santa Claus is cumming to town

O! You better watch out!
Santa needs a good fuck
He craves a wet pussy
And wants his cock sucked
Santa Claus is cumming to town

He’ll take out his rod
And beg for a lick
He’ll fuck you like crazy
With his long unused dick
Santa Claus is cumming to town

O! You better watch out!
Santa has a huge load
When he fills you up
You might just explode
Santa Claus is cumming to town


opesung 34M

12/16/2011 9:53 pm

momy heart confuse his tired mind for dady.
still the bell ringing.
dream beyond dream.
Momy heart howls dady love.
To lay wreath for dady.
Night threaten,
before momy love dissolve for dady
theshing momy heart for dady.
when dady returned from work late at night he had a screening sound in his bed room saying uch oh ha uch ye
uch oh ha uch ye
when dady had a streaming voice saying
you make my blood boil,
can't wait till my love returned
you make my blood boil
can't wait till my love returned,
because my heart is been left in labythrims worl each time i think my love.


livefreeordiebm 37M
1 post
12/16/2011 9:44 pm

Pouncing through the hole,
With my one eyed naughty snake,
through the lips I go,
grunting the whole time, HO HO HO

Now get on your knees,
Keep my hard on high,
Now just suck and blow until I
Cum all over your face

Oh, suck me now, suck me now,
Suck me til I'm dry,
oh what fun it is to watch
as I blow all over your face! Oh!


clarice1824 59T

12/16/2011 9:43 pm

On the first day of Christmas my mistress says to me.
Lie down and take it up the ass.
On the second day of Christmas my mistress says to me.
Bend over bitch your gonna pay.
On the third day of Christmas my mistress says to me.
Spread your legs my fist is going in.
On the fourth day of Christmas my mistress says to me.
God damn you finally made me cum.
On the fifth day of Christmas my mistress says to me.
Cuuuunt I'm gonna beat your ass. (Chorus) One pierced clit,two dildos,three ice cubes and a fist shoved up my tight ass.


downforany7 45M

12/16/2011 9:43 pm

My nuts roasting in your open mouth
Jack off and you swallow goo
You'll find Carol being fucked by a guy
as folks watch on the whole freak show
everybody knows a jerking and a real good blow
help to make the season bright
tiny cocks get no love at all
they sleep alone this very night


rm_geewoods74 47M
1 post
12/16/2011 9:30 pm

Ring them bells ring the bells she's taken it all the way. Oh its fun to see her watch her suck my dick this way. ring them bells ring the bells she's taken it all the way. when she puts her tongue in her mouth its makes me cum all day ohhhhhhh stop


rm_jollygreenj1 64M
179 posts
12/16/2011 9:08 pm

Dozens of whips and an assortment of chains
She keeps me so happy and always in pain
Oh my Discipline girl

A vision in leather. she comes in the night
Whippin my ass as she keeps me tied all night
My Discipline girl

Ma send me money now
I've got to please her somehow
To get another chance
Cause on my face she loves to dance
Dance dance owwwwwwww!

Ok so cinnamon girl isn't really a xmas song
but it was always my favorite parody


lostandalon1 63M

12/16/2011 8:08 pm

slashing through her hole, with a big dick here today
over the sheets we go, sliding all the way
clamps on nipples pinch, making them turn red
o what fun it is to have a fucking slut in bed
oh jingle balls, slap her ass, make her pussy cum
oh what fun it is to blow my wad up in her bum

the next night she came back, we eased up on the pace
she took my member in her mouth, and sat upon my face
we fucked around the world, ev ry position tried
the passion built, we came and came until we thought we'd died
oh jingle balls, slap her ass, make her pussy cum
oh what fun it is to blow my wad up in her bum


WonderfulEight 59M
1 post
12/16/2011 7:44 pm

She came across my upright cock,
Her squirting was a load.
Her breasts and cleavage bouncing so,
I felt her pussy explode.
" Oh my!" she screamed and squeezed me tight,
" I'm going to cum again!
Her pussy was tired, stretched and wet
so she offered her tight rear end!


rm_2toplaycpl 64M/55F
7 posts
12/16/2011 7:30 pm

Sung to the 12 Days of Christmas (First Verse then followed by Chorus from 12 back)
By Her


On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A strawberry dipped in whipped cream

""""
to be less than 200 words, skip to the end
""""

""""

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve fuckers fucking, Eleven men a stripping, Ten whores in keeping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight breasts a sucking, Seven women sucking, Six orgasms squirting, Fiiiive Seeeeex Swings. Four Dancing Poles, Three French kisses, two sexy rubs and A strawberry dipped in whipped cream


rm_2toplaycpl 64M/55F
7 posts
12/16/2011 7:29 pm

Sung to Deck the Halls
By Him


Lick my balls oh my sweet Molly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
On the bus or Frisco’s Trolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

As we pull off our apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Take your turn cause next is Carol’s,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

feel my bulging cock before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Ride it hard the rest will join us.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Swallow all my white thick treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
I assure you it’s my pleasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Lick my balls oh my sweet Molly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
makes me feel so very jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

As we soon will cum together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Our moans will all just stem from pleasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la.


rm_2toplaycpl 64M/55F
7 posts
12/16/2011 7:27 pm

Sung to White Christmas
By Her


I’m dreaming of a wet pussy
Just like the ones that curl my toes
When my pussy glistens
And cum is dripping
When his Full Balls finally do blow

I'm dreaming of a wet pussy
With each clitoris rub tonight
As his tongue just does me so right
Thinking that you’ll make my pussy white.


wildnhfun 51M/46F
12 posts
12/16/2011 7:22 pm

Santa baby, slip a dildo under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry to my bedroom tonight

Santa baby, some Victoria Secret lingerie too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry to my bedroom tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the dicks that I haven't licked
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my sex wish list

Santa honey, I want a cock and really that's
not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry to my bedroom tonight

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, proceed
to fuck me out of my mind
Santa cutie, and hurry to my bedroom tonight

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with triple X and sex
Here’s my ass on the line
Santa baby, and hurry to my bedroom tonight

Come and set my pussy free
With the Viagra bought online from me
I really do want to fuck you
Let's see if you want to fuck me

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, I swing
I don't mean on a porch
Santa baby, and hurry to my bedroom tonight


papito4ever 35M

12/16/2011 7:07 pm

Your pussy smells, your pussy smells
like fishy all the time
so please do me a favor,
and wash it once a month.
Talk to me, do me please
Do me with Amor,
All i want is sex,
so do me por Favor.
Don't like the hairy pussy,
because every time i go Downtown
smells worse then sushi.


buckdickers 53M

12/16/2011 7:01 pm

Deck the balls with lips from holly, oogg,oogg,oogg,oogg,oogg - oogg, oogg, oogg, oogg.
Dawn the bitch with load of cum shots, oogg,oogg,oogg,oogg,oogg - oogg, oogg, oogg, oogg.
While we talk of other conquests, oogg,oogg,oogg,oogg,oogg - oogg, oogg, oogg, oogg.
Follow fucking with licks of pleasure , oogg,oogg,oogg,oogg,oogg - oogg, oogg, oogg, oogg.
AHhhhhhhhhh!!!!!


rm_longtouge49 66M

12/16/2011 6:52 pm

twas the weekend before xmas ,and all throw the search.{adultfriend finder}
i was looking for pus so i wont have to jerk,after a hour of looking,i was gaveing up, and along and be hold,there she was.
so i email her as fast as i can,hopeing she get back, so i didnt use my hand.when she got to my house,as fast as a clatter.she had my shorts off,and stared to suck like it didnt matter,before i know she wanted to fuck,but i ask if i can eat her out, she say no lets just f--k.so she been her over i stared to f--k,{like a jack rabbet in heat}.but as i was banging,something not right down there my ball getting sore,so i had to look,it was a set of ball and a dick longer then yours.but i was horny and i dont care a got me some ass from there.lol


rm_2toplaycpl 64M/55F
7 posts
12/16/2011 6:38 pm

Sung to Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree
By Her


Fucking around the Christmas tree
At the Swingers party swap
Mistletoe hung where you can see
No couple wants to stop
Fucking around the Christmas tree,
Let the Swinging spirit ring
Later we'll have some pussy pie
And we'll do some more Fucking.

You will get an irresistible
Feeling when you Swap
Voices singing I’m Cumming Sonny,
Deck the balls with some honey
Fucking around the Christmas tree,
Have a Fuck Me holiday
Everyone Swinging merrily
In the new old-fashioned way.


rm_2toplaycpl 64M/55F
7 posts
12/16/2011 6:38 pm

Sung to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
By Her


Rudolph, my next door neighbour
had a very bulging cock.
And if you ever saw it,
you would say its’ hard as rock.

All of my manly neighbours
Made fun and said that he was Gay
But we women knew he was waiting
For some sexy fox to come his way.

So one foggy Christmas eve
I went next door to say:
"Rudolph with your cock so tight,
won't you ride my slit tonight?"

Then all of the ladies loved him
as they shouted out with glee:
"Rudolph my next door neighbour,
Go down on her, and her, then me!"


rm_2toplaycpl 64M/55F
7 posts
12/16/2011 6:37 pm

Sung To Here Comes Santa Claus
By Him


Here comes Mrs. Claus
She’s got Menopause
Santa’s going in sane
He’s got his nut sack filled with cum
But Mrs. Just won’t play
His Balls are stinging,
Elves are singing
You have to do this right
So use your hands to stroke your gland
You’re supposed to cum tonight

Here comes Mrs. Claus
Had no Menopause
The Doc was wrong again
He’s got his nut sack filled with cum
And Mrs. wants to play
Hear them Moanng See them Jumping
Everything’s going all right
They jumped in bed, she gave him head
And Santa Claus came tonight


rm_2toplaycpl 64M/55F
7 posts
12/16/2011 6:36 pm

Sung To I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
By Him.


I saw mommy blowing Santa Claus
In her dimly lit up room last night
They didn’t hear me sneak
Into her room to have a peak
They thought that I was next door
Staying at my buddy Pete’s

Then I watched mommy throating Santa Claus
His balls were slapping hard against her chin
Oh what a shame it would have been
If Daddy had walked in
I would have had to watch old porn again


jameszforu 49M
1 post
12/16/2011 6:28 pm

Fuck the girls and cum on Holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Stick your cock in Jan or Molly
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Meet me now or broadcast later
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
I'm an expert masturbator
Fa la la la la, la la la la.


wildnhfun 51M/46F
12 posts
12/16/2011 6:26 pm

Rudolph the big cock reindeer,
had a very big cock I know.
And if you ever suck it
you would even see it grow.

All of the other reindeer
use to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any sex swap games.

Then one kinky Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say...
"Rudolph with your cock so right
won't you fuck my wife tonight".

Then all the reindeer loved him,
and they shouted out "fuck me".
Rudolph the big cock reindeer...
his big cock feels so good in me.


lookintogrind 59M

12/16/2011 6:16 pm

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Only Loni was stirring, it wasn't a mouse!
At the foot of the bed, there rose such a clatter,
She spread her legs wider to see what was the matter.
He spoke not a word and went straight to his work,
Fingering, licking, and teasing, almost making her squirt.
Then laying a finger aside of his nose,
He slid gently into her, see how far go's!
They humped and they bumped, they grunted and slammed,
She screamed out his name and said "how happy I am!"
It was amazing, hoping it wouldn't stop,
and it was just then, that he rolled her on top.
There was moaning and groaning and shouts of much joy,
She said to him Santa, you have such a great toy!
The neighbors came running from near and afar,
to see what the noise was, it wasn't from the bar.
As they looked and they drooled, their eyes wide in lust,
Loni and Santa were ready to bust!
Santa thrust upward and Loni let out a scream,
They knew it was over, they were sharing their cream.
As they lay there panting and clutching each other so tight,
They looked over to the neighbors, smiled and said,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight.
DTLP


Formula410 50M

12/16/2011 6:08 pm

(NO OFFENSE INTENDED) AN UPGRADED DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW2O11
PLEASE OBTAIN THE PERMISSION OF THIS REWRITE FROM WRITER TO COPY..THANKS. DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW WITH MY BIG FAT HOE YELLING HO HO HO AND A MERRY WE GO UP AND DOWN AND ALL AROUND AS SHE STROKES ME UP AND DOWN I BE CUMMING FAST AS I DASH TO GRAB HER ASS BEFORE SHE TAKES ALL OF MY CASH I WILL MAKE SURE TO GET MY MONEYS WORTH BY THE TIME I REACH YOUR TOWN AND SHOW YOU ALL HOW WE REALLY GET DOWN.....BY JS OF NY

WHAT IT IS IS!


bbw0030 29F
2 posts
12/16/2011 6:00 pm

twas the night of the orgy and all though the club the doms where all spanking their subs. The riding crops were hung by the tourcher racks with care in hopes that their boytoys soon will be there. i in my leather from my head to my snatch has just spred my legs so everyone can snack..riding their faces all night long , listening to the muffled moaning songs. as i came in their faces i am almost ready to pop no no my boytoys i didn't say stop. i squirted in their mouths and had them eat every drop.. i heard them exclaim as the drove out of sight thank you mistress for the great night...


freakofnaturem 31M

12/16/2011 5:55 pm

Rub your Pussy
All over my face
Open your lips
I want a taste
Of the magic juice
That grows inside
Hold on tight girl
Imma take you for a ride

Ride me up and down
Until you make me splatter
Till the cops show up
To see whats the matter
Oh girl, your pussy is so tight
Imma fuck you so long
Past the first crack of light.

Im gonna fuck you so Good
You won't want to quit
When I'm strokin that G-Spot
As well as the clit.

It's a marathon girl
And we both one the race
Imma finish up
With a fat nut on your face.

Put that on turnitin.


rm_pusEetr54 62M
17 posts
12/16/2011 5:09 pm

I SAW MOMMY SUCK OFF SANTA CLAUSE
UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE LAST NIGHT!
SHE WAS SUCKING WITH ALL HER MIGHT,
YES SHE SUCKED HIS BALLS SO DRY
THAT ON CHRISTMAS SHE GOT A FUR COAT
AND A MERCEDES IN THE DRIVE!
OH I SAW MOMMY SUCK OFF SANTA CLAUSE
AND I WAS GOING TO TELL DADDY BUT ALAS,
I TOOK ONE MORE STEP DOWN THE STAIR
THAT'S WHEN I SAW MY DADDY WAS THERE
WITH HIS COCK BURIED DEEP UP MOMMY'S ASS!


sxfrsxfvfvfrsx 51M

12/16/2011 4:59 pm

Up on the house top click, click click thier go Santa sucking a dick,
ho ho ho ,who who know,
ho ho ho who know,
That same nigt Santa tried to be slick , and slid down chimmy trying to be quick, sneak and moms room awaking her by licking her clit.
He said to her, ho ho who would know, ho ho who know,
Her respond to him were, i don't know, but it feel good,
I don't know, but it feel good.
Santa with cum all in his beard,
and each house he reach he suck a dick and lick a clit,
when arived back to the North pole at the end of Christmas night,
His stomach and beard was so full of cum, that he went right to sleep saying he had a good night.


Bigsalami80 41M

12/16/2011 3:58 pm

Lick My Balls! Lick My Balls!
Just Like the Other Day!!!
You Know I love to eat You Out,
When your husband is at work!! HEY!


CRAVER_MB 57M

12/16/2011 3:55 pm

Jingle bells, ohh jingle balls
It's time to suck meohh
ohh what fun could it be
when you make me cum


rm_kkaatey 57F
3 posts
12/16/2011 3:41 pm

post 2807782
Don't cum all ye faithful,
I'm not going to be wasteful
cum ye oh cum ye to katey

I want a big fat cock,
One that I can really rock
suck and fuck and shag all day
Merrily along.

Cum and rejuice me,
tingle cream and battery toys,
nipple clamps and anal sex to
bring the joy to all.
all day lone


rm_MC105096 39M
1 post
12/16/2011 2:57 pm

We three kings

We, the kinky of the U S,
watching porn will be our lot
masturbation, ejaculation
cumming all the time

Oh Ya,
Big Tit wonders, large ass gals
We dont mind, we'll watch them all
A bald pussy, or lots of hair now
We'll get off on either one


silkysoftskin3 49F

12/16/2011 1:50 pm

Dashing to TSdates.com,
In my sexy Christmas suit, (Naked)
To my messages I go,
Im looking for a beau,
What fun it is to fuck and suck
A 10in. cock tonight.

Oh, One night stand,One night stand
fucking all night long

I thought Id take a ride,
but on my knee's I go,
and soon Mr. Right
was pushing with all his might,
My pussy began to cum,
and then he was done.

Oh, One night stand,One night stand,
fucking all night long.


OnceNeverEnuf 79M
1 post
12/16/2011 1:31 pm

Sung to "O, Christmas Tree"

O, cocks and balls,
O, cocks and balls,
How nice and low your're hanging.
I'll suck you hard and hope to dream,
That you will bless me with your cream.
O, cocks and balls,
O, cocks and balls,
How nice and low your're hanging.

O, cocks and balls,
O, cocks and balls,
How I want to play with you.
I'll rim your ass and make you groan.
I'll fuck you hard until you moan.
O, cocks and balls,
O, cocks and balls,
How nice and low your're hanging.


lookin4gtimesII 61M
2 posts
12/16/2011 12:54 pm

Lick the girls with tongues o’ plenty
Fa la la la la la la la laaaa
Tis the season to lick your honey
Fa la la la la la la la laaaa
Don we now our seasonal condoms
Fa la la la la la la la laaaa
Lets give the ladies what they been wanting
Fa la la la la la la la laaaa

Smack those ass cheeks there before us
Fa la la la la la la la laaaa
Make her moan like a whole chorus
Fa la la la la la la la laaaa
Off with the condom to give her something special
Fa la la la la la la la laaaa
She’s even more gorgeous with a messy facial.
Fa la la la la la la la laaaa

We hope you enjoyed something special
Fa la la la la la la la laaaa
And that it was sensual & sexual
Fa la la la la la la la laaaa
Now we’re cuddling just me & the Mrs.
Fa la la la la la la la laaaa
As we wish our Friends a Merry CHRISTmas
Fa la la la la la la la laaaa


Gainesville32606 50M
4 posts
12/16/2011 12:51 pm

Deck my balls with light pink lip stick,
fa la la la la, mm mmm mmm good.
Next, is your ass on my wet stick,
fa la la la la, it'll go smooth.

Now get on top; slowly slide it in,
Now I have
taken your
anal cherry.

I hope you like this way to fuck;
I am gonna cum
inside you now.


NinjaRobot07 31F

12/16/2011 12:13 pm

Twas the nite before Christmas 
And all through the house
Everyone was fucking 
Even the mouse

There were girls on girls 
And boys on boys 
Grandpa jacking off 
And grandma using her toys 

The house was so packed 
There wasn't even room on the floor
All u could here were people moaning 
And screaming for more

The lights didn't work
So candles were lit
U had people slapping asses 
And others sucking tits

Everyone fucked everyone 
At the time no one cared 
U had dicks sputtering out cum 
And tits bouncing in the air

Grandpa was a horny bastard
And ignored what grandma said
He tied down a bitch 
And told her to give him some head

He deep throated her
And fucked her so hard 
His cum came shooting out 
And went all the way to the backyard

He then preceded to fuck grandma
Who clawed his entire back 
She made him cum so much 
That poor grandpa had a heart attack 

It was sad that nite 
When grandpa died 
But everyone was so busy 
That no body cried


i8u69u8me2 50M

12/16/2011 12:10 pm

Sung to the tune of White Christmas:

He's cumming and her beaver's humming,
Just like the orgasm before.
Where her clit is itching,
And his Penis is twitching,
To put it in her her we go.

She's creaming and her girlfriend's eating,
It was a sensual delight.
May your lover be horny and tight,
And may large vibrators fit just right.

I'm humping in a room that's bumping,
There's not a dry hole in the house.
His rear end is reddish,
From his spanking fetish,
The nymphos taking off her blouse.

Groups in bedding and her legs are spreading,
They will be taking her I know.
May all cocks be nine inches high,
May you fall a-sleep in her thighs.


nice_n_naughti1 49M

12/16/2011 11:37 am

Rudolph the Red-light Reindeer

Rudolph the red-light reindeer
Had two very rounded heels.
And if you ever saw her
You would even say she kneels.
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call her names (Ho, slut!)
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in orgiastic games.
Then one lonely Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your skirts so light
Won't you "ride my sleigh" tonight?"
Then all the reindeer "loved" her
And they shouted out with glee:
"Rudolph the red-light reindeer
You'll go down on his.... tory!"

...Don't Take It Serious - It's Only Humor...

....Hey guess what...I don't give a sh!t anymore....


RitesOfEros 54M/54F

12/16/2011 11:21 am

Mojo, the Dildo
(to the tune of ‘Frosty, the Snowman’)

Mojo, the Dildo
Was a purple plastic toy
With a vibe for clits
And rotating tip
He was Jacqui’s greatest joy.

Deep in her pussy
Where it’s warm and wet and tight,
His ball bearings turned
And it made her squirm,
Kept her buzzing through the night.

And then she tried
Some Astroglide
Rubbed onto Mojo’s crown,
And when she stuck him up her ass
She began to thrash around.

Mojo the Dildo
Was the bliss of Jacqui’s twat.
He could make her cum
Being up her bum
Or massaging her G-spot.

Mojo the Dildo
Was a miracle no doubt
But he left her dry
And he made her cry
When his batteries gave out.

Fuckedy-fuck fuck, fuckedy-fuck fuck,
Look at Mojo work.
Fuckedy-fuck fuck, fuckedy-fuck fuck
Watch how Jacqui squirts.

oh. oh. Oh. OH. OH! OH! OH! OH!
Bbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......


derrytime1978 43M

12/16/2011 10:59 am

A Soccer Mommy licking Santa's Balls,
Showing off her camel toe in tights,

They didn't see me sneak
To the window to have a peak;
Even though she caught me wanking
In her bedroom just last week.

A soccer Mommy cupping Santa balls
Until his cock produces snowy white;

Oh, what a laugh there would have been
If a tranny had also been
helping Mommy lick those balls that night.


hhazelcd 65T

12/16/2011 10:28 am

Spank my balls with christmas Holly
tra la la la la la la
Then whip my arse with that same holly
tra La la la la la la
T'is the only thing that makes me jolly
La La La Aaargh la la la!


Softlysubtle 52M
30 posts
12/16/2011 10:06 am

Sung to Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire

Burning Passion For You by Softlysubtle

My hard-on tells you of my desire,
Swollen like a water hose.
In my heart you ignite such a fire,
As you take off all of your clothes.

I like to see your tight skin all aglow,
And to feel your pussy tight.
Your red lips on my cock to blow,
Will keep me hard throughout the night.

Sparkling pleasure is on the way,
As we eagerly begin to laugh and play.
I’m gonna tickle you from deep inside,
Delight and happiness from being side by side.

I love to stroke you in so many ways
It’s something that I love to do
It’s how I feel in a romantic way:
“Burning passion for you.”

More deep sensations from Softlysubtle.


1tracker12 56M

12/16/2011 9:26 am

I'm dreaming of a wide entrance
One that glistens with anticipation
Where she opens gladly and calls me daddy
And I can stay on it for awhile
I'm dreaming of a wide entrance
As I come up looking like a glazed donut
She begs me to have more
I start to play with the back door
I can tell she's about to freakin go nuts
I'm dreaming of a wide entrance
One that is so accomadating
For a boy like me
To ream so heavily
And ride all night until morning


rm_devilzvj 37M
1 post
12/16/2011 9:07 am


This is a special one from me

" Cockee Doodle went to town
Riding on a Pussy,
Stuck his cocky in her ass
And called it doggy doggy.

Cockee Doodle keep it up
Oh Cockee Doodle Cocky!
Mind the moaning and the Jerks,
And let the night be handy "


Thescotsman63 53M
10 posts
12/16/2011 9:06 am

Jizzing around the Christmas Tree
Have a happy festive tug
Chokin' the chicken merrily
Spray your jizz onto the rug.

Bring a few neighbours round at eight
When the frost is glacial
Everyone starts to masturbate
Treat your girlfriend to a facial.

You can get a semi-mental feeling when you try
Tinsel, Holly, glitter gleamin'
Deck the walls with wads of semen

Tuggin' around the Christmas Tree
Spray a Festive Christmas load
Polish your knob-end merrily
Till "you could even say it glowed"!

Merry Christmas Everyone! Ho Ho Ho!


immatearitup 50M

12/16/2011 8:47 am

twas the nite b4 xmas, and all thru the house-not a hubby or boyfriend,just me humpin your spouse-her legs were spread wide over my shoulders with care-while i tore it up doggy style pulling her hair-as YELLED "here it comes", the eggnog thick n tasty-she was licking my stick up and down none for wasting-i then glanced at my watch and exclaimed with a screech,the night is still young i got bitches to see-lots of booty to grip,plenty titties to suckle-booty claus is my name i proclaimed with a chuckle-as i pulled up my britches,gathered all 9ine inches-ran out the door vaguely heard from a distance-it was truly my pleasure,i have but one reminder..BOOTY XMAS TO ALL ON TSdates.com!!!


rm_drowhunk 40M
1 post
12/16/2011 8:37 am

Parodied from "Let It Snow" by lyricist Sammy Cahn

Oh the weather is cold & disheartening,
But your body's so hot and inviting,
And since you've made BBC grow,
Give a Blow! Give a Blow! Give a Blow!

It doesn't show signs of stopping,
And you've brought me so close to popping,
Now lay back its your turn to go,
I'll go low! I'll go low! I'll go low!

When we're done with the sixty-nine,
Bend you over for my long thick pole!
I'll enjoy the view from behind,
As I pound on that wet tiny hole.

As the rhythm gains acceleration,
And, we switch through a dozen positions,
It'll end with a thick white load,
I explode! I explode! I explode!


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Flacpl_naughty4u 52M/53F
7 posts
12/16/2011 8:23 am

Frosty the CumMan
was a jolly horny man
with a wet hot tongue and a set of balls
and two eyes lusting over Ann

Oh, Frosty the CumMan
he gets alot of tail
hes made with a big sweet cock
and he pleases all females

Well, there must be magic in those
old boxers that he wears
because when they drop and hit the floor
girls come from everywhere

Oh, Frosty the CumMan
was alive as he could be
He rubbed his cock and made it hard
for all the world to see

Humpetty hump hump
Humpetty hump
Look at Frosty go
Humpetty hump hump
Over her breast we tango

Oh, Frosty the CumMan
Knew the chicks were hot this day
So he said" Lets fuck and have some fun
before i go away"

So down in the Fetish village
with some tits in his hand
they were squirting here and over there
saying swallow it if you can

Oh, Frosty the CumMan
was alive as he could be
He rubbed his cock and made it hard
for all the world to see

Humpetty hump hump
Humpetty hump
Look at Frosty go
Humpetty hump hump
Over her breast we tango


SkinOnSkin_n_Sin 50M
578 posts
12/16/2011 8:16 am

All I want for Christmas
Is Jizz on your teeth
Across your teeth
Spillin'
past your teeth.

All I want for Christmas
Is a nice, tight piece.
So I can Scream
"IT'S SUCH A TIGHT-ASS!!"


dessybear 27F
1 post
12/16/2011 7:43 am

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
Had a very shiny nose,
But do you know the story,
Of how it really glows?
As an innocent reindeer,
He was walking down the snowy street,
Going to see poor Santa,
Who had gotten sick from all the sleet,
When he opened the door,
He saw Misses Claus on top,
Poor innocent Rudolph,
Didn't know what to think,
So in despite of his innocent mind
He ran in to save poor old Santa's life,
But little did he know,
That Misses Clause was only "helping",
And Rudolph tackled Misses Clause to the ground,
And in complete desperation,
He did all he could do,
He tried to get rid of that nasty thing
That left Misses Claus moaning in pain,
And when he put his nose to her clit,
She screamed out in delight,
Misses Claus was a virgin,
And that's how Rudolph's nose became so bright.


papaeros 67M

12/16/2011 6:33 am

Silver balls, silver balls, once they were tight neath my pecker. It takes a cup to hold them up. Soon they will hang to the floor. Balls are sagging dicks a dragging this old age things a pain. Takes a hour to get a reaction. Took a red pill then a blue pill still I'm limp as a rag. Sorry babe you'll have to wait. Sorry babe you'll have to wait.


rm_twix150 29M/28F
1 post
12/16/2011 3:54 am

its christmas time
jezebels and wine,
topless women
all in there prime.
legs spread out open
my tongue in their ass
A time to rejoice
while i do them in grass.


sexyptinstructor 48M

12/16/2011 3:32 am

Good king cum blast last jacked off
On the face of Stephen
When the spunk lay round about
Deep and crisp and semen
Brightly shine the cock at night
Though the balls were blue
Then jumped on his horny girl
And shaged him all night through

PS, I'm not gay but Stephen kinda worked lol


rm_Terry39933 64M
3 posts
12/16/2011 3:17 am

To the Tune of "God, rest ye Merry gentlemen"

Babe, fuck us merry gentlemen,
Let's suck and play all day,
Remember get our dicks real hard,
And we promise they will spray,

Our cum will taste so good for you,
and you won't have to pay,
Ohho Fuck you, is that bitch really gay,
Really gay,
Ohho fucking bitch
We REALLY wanted to play!


DominatorWizard 50M
3 posts
12/16/2011 2:33 am

Yes here is Deck the Cocks again, with a slight correction made.

Deck the Cocks

Deck the Cocks with some wet pussy
Fa lala la la, Lala la la
Be a man and don't be wussy
Fa lala la la, Lala la la
Girls really want us inside them
Fa lala, La lala, La la la
Their tits are a wonderful gem
Fa lala la la, Lala la la

See those hot girls right before us
Fa lala la la, Lala la la
They will all moan in a chorus
Fa lala la la, Lala la la
Follow them in sexy measure
Fa lala, La lala, La la la
Their pussies are a real treasure
Fa lala la la, Lala la la

We're in for a night of fucking
Fa lala la la, Lala la la
Girls kneel down, our cocks they're sucking
Fa lala la la, Lala la la
Spread on them cum from our hard dicks
Fa lala, La lala, La la la
Spend the night with some sexy chicks
Fa lala la la, Lala la la


Scottyman6969 64M

12/16/2011 2:14 am

Up on the housetop, Reindeer Shit,
Santa whips out his big prick
Down the chimney to fuck some bitches
Who would know I'll soil there britches

Ho ho ho, Who will know?
Ho ho ho, Who will know?

Oooo up on the housetop, Reindeer Shit,
Santa leaves with his limp prick


built_4_you_ 36M

12/16/2011 2:07 am

One more

That slut christi, sung to the tune of oh Christmas tree

That slut Christi, the slut Christi
She fucks so hard I'm bleeding
That slut Christi, that slut Christi
Fuck my brains out just got new meaning
She fucked me long, she fucked me hard
I lost brain cells, now I'm half a tard.
That slut Christi, that slut Christi
Her engagement ring I got her is gleaming.


built_4_you_ 36M

12/16/2011 1:43 am

Another entry.

Oral sex rock. To the tune of jingle bell rock

Eatin out, eatin out, at eatin out I rock
Let my tongue at your clit n you'll be in shock
Lickin and flickin untill you scream
And then lickin up all your cream

Then suckin my, suckin my, suckin my cock
Take it all in so your tonsils I knock
Sorry, it's so big, didn't mean to scare
And sorry bout your hair

It's a great time, take it from behind
Want to fuck you right away
It's a prime time for you to climb
And stick it up in your va jay jay

So giddy up you dirty girl, Ride my meat
Jump up and down on my cock
Mix it up, im fingering your back door treat
That makes my dick swell
That makes my dick swell
That makes my dick swell oh fuck

Splat.


built_4_you_ 36M

12/16/2011 1:05 am

This is my entry and it's titled,

Little cummer boy

Cum she told me, please cum cum cum cum
I need your load you see, please cum cum cum cum
Please Stick you dick right in, my bum bum bum bum
And then we will do it again, so stick it in my bum
Thrust until you cum, go and get you sum

Don't stop till you jizz, please cum cum cum cum
In my bum

So I fuck her good, thump thump thump thump thump
her ass felt great on my wood, thump thump thump thump thump
I blew my big ass load, in her rump rump rump rump
I thrust till I explode, pa rump pump pump pump,
So deep up in her rump, Big loads I will dump

So how much do owe, for your rump rump rump rump
What cash do I dump?


shimanorocks 53M
15 posts
12/16/2011 12:59 am

Sung to The Christmas song (Chestnuts roasting)

My nuts swollen, had to open fire
Baby batter dripping off your nose.
You and Carol, swapping spunk by the fire,
Drained my cock like you were professionals.

Everybody knows some whisky with some single friends,
Leads to fun throughout the night.
Tiny blonds with their perky young smiles
Have no interest in sleeping tonight.

They hope that pleasure is on the way
There will be lots of drinks that lead to foreplay
And every single guy is going to spy
To see if they catch that young girl’s eye.

And so I’m offering this simple song
For adults aged up to 92
Although it’s been said many time many ways
I want to make sweet love to you.

Happy Holidays and I hope I get my Holiday wish. 

Naughty Carol Contest


shimanorocks 53M
15 posts
12/16/2011 12:52 am

Sung to The Christmas song (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire)

My nuts swollen, had to open fire
Baby batter dripping off your nose.
You and Carol, swapping spunk by the fire,
Drained my cock like you were professionals.

Everybody knows, some whisky, with some single friends,
Leads to fun throughout the night.
Tiny blonds with their perky young smiles
Have no interest in sleeping tonight.

They hope that pleasure is on the way
There will be lots of drinks that lead to foreplay
And every single guy is going to spy
To see if they catch that young girl’s eye.

And so I’m offering this simple song
For adults aged up to 92
Although it’s been said many time, many ways
I want to make sweet love to you.

Happy Holidays and I hope I get my Holiday wish.


KyleC1233 30M

12/16/2011 12:40 am

Dashing through the hoes
On a low riding bumpin sleigh
Picking up the hookers
On the corner on Xmas Day

Danglin balls danglin balls
Wigglin and Danglin all way

Next verse

I wish you a horny christmas
I wish you a horny christmas
I wish you a horny christmas

And a happy fucking day


oralnymphos3 43M/43F  
7 posts
12/16/2011 12:14 am

Rudolph the young bi reindeer had a craving for some cock but if his daddy found out he would go in complete shock.Then one foggy fucked up night santa came to say,''Rudolph with your cock fetish wont you blow my team tonight?''Well all the reindeer lined up just so he could blow them off.Then how the reindeer loved him as they gave a big cum bath.Rudolph the young bi reindeer you'll go down on every cock!


MattyWes 29M
1 post
12/16/2011 12:04 am

Its Matty W, The horny teenage guy
And he had a lonely night!
With a 6' dick and xmatch site
theres a possibility he'll be laid tonight
Its Matty W, the horny teenage guy
with one left-click and a message too,
ill come in my mustang to eat out you
Ohhhh Matty Wess! The horny teenage guy!
This was my contest entry
And now i shall say bye!

That was too Frosty the snowman.


bigstickbro11406 32M

12/15/2011 11:05 pm

Twas the night before christmas
not a peep through the home
not a mouse was stirring, and realized i wanted some dome
not very picky, twas hard as a rock
everybody loves when someones sucking their cock
eat my cookies, drink my milk,
what i could really use right now is a milf
to have some fun and share some holiday spirit
when i pull my pants down, the ladies fear-it.
stumbling around the house, looking for a good fix
put my red cap on, my name is jolly St. Nickolas, bitch!


goodtimes9166 35M

12/15/2011 10:34 pm

On the first day for xxxmas my sub girlfriend gave to me!
a diamond studded gold plated double loop cock ring..

On the second day of xxxmas my sub girlfriend gave to me!
2 full viagras
and a diamond studded gold plated double loop cock ring..

On the third day of xxxmas my sub girlfiend gave to me!
3 happy endings
2 full viagras
and a diamond sutdded gold plated double loop cock ring..

On the fourth day of xxxmas my sub girlfriend gave to me!
4 no flush blumpkins
3 happy ending
2 full viagras
and a diamond studded gold plated double loop cock ring..

On the fith day of xxxmas my sub girlfriend gave to me!
5 rims for jobbing
4 no flush blumpkins
3 happy ending
2 full viagras
and a diamond studded gold plated double loop cock ring

On the sixth day of xxxmas my sub girlfriend gave to me!
6 blow up sheep dolls
5 rims for jobbing
4 no flush blumpkins
3 happy ending
2 full viagras
and a diamond studded gold plated double loop cock ring

On the seventh day of xxxmas my sub girlfriend gave to me!
7 porn site passwords
6 blow up sheep dolls
5 rims for jobbing
4 no flush blumpkins
3 happy ending
2 full viagras
and a diamond studded gold plated double loop cock ring

On the eighth day of xxxmas my sub girlfriend gave to me!
8 pies for creaming
7 porn site passwords
6 blow up sheep dolls
5 rims for jobbing
4 no flush blumpkins
3 happy ending
2 full viagras
and a diamond studded gold plated double loop cock ring

on the 9th day of xxxmas my sub girlfriend gave to me!
9 fist shaped dildos
8 pies for creaming
7 porn site passwords
6 blow up sheep dolls
5 rims for jobbing
4 no flush blumpkins
3 happy ending
2 full viagras
and a diamond studded gold plated double loop cock ring

On the 10th day of xxxmas my sub girlfriend gave to me!
10 fresh picked virgins
9 fist shaped dildos
8 pies for creaming
7 porn site passwords
6 blow up sheep dolls
5 rims for jobbing
4 no flush blumpkins
3 happy ending
2 full viagras
and a diamond studded gold plated double loop cock ring

On the 11th day of xxxmas my sub girlfriend gave to me!
11 sultry snatch shots
10 fresh picked virgins
9 fist shaped dildos
8 pies for creaming
7 porn site passwords
6 blow up sheep dolls
5 rims for jobbing
4 no flush blumpkins
3 happy ending
2 full viagras
and a diamond studded gold plated double loop cock ring

On the 12th day of xxxmas my sub girlfriend gave to me
12 months of gold membership free
11 sultry snatch shots
10 fresh picked virgins
9 fist shaped dildos
8 pies for creaming
7 porn site passwords
6 blow up sheep dolls
5 rims for jobbing
4 no flush blumpkins
3 happy ending
2 full viagras
and a diamond studded gold plated double loop cock ring


rm__Ashya 57F
6 posts
12/15/2011 10:29 pm

Santa's Chocolate Helper and his Naughty Girl

Twas the night before Christmas, with my door unlocked.
Waiting for Santa's helper with his big black cock.

My oh my....what did you say?
That your dick was hard and you wanted to play?

I will bat my lashes all coy and sweet
whispering to you to share that chocolate treat.

My clothes will be removed and my legs spread wide.
Santa's chocolate helper just enjoys the ride.

If you hit it hard and give me some.
You will be begging Ashya please to let me cum.

I will be holding you tight and fucking you fast.
You will screaming out Baby I don't think I can last.

So Santa's chocolate helper call for your friends.
They will want some when this Canadian booty bends.

Santa's chocolate helper lick me hard with those nice full lips.
Making my pussy shake and quiver till it drips.

We will be laughing and crying and feeling no shame.
You will be shouting out Lordy Lordy I think she came
.
So Santa's chocolate helper now that I am now all nice and wet.
I bet your glad it not Christmas yet.

Yes this was eloquently put and nicely stated.
Won't you be glad when we have finally mated.

So to end this poem with some Christmas cheer.
I will bend ova once more and let you take this Canadian rear.

Naughty Ashya


rm__Ashya 57F
6 posts
12/15/2011 10:26 pm

Hey everyone thought I would give my own rendition of Santa Claus is Coming to Town.

Holiday HO’s are CUMMIN to PLAY!
Oh! You better watch OUT,
You better not CRY,
You better not POUT
I'm telling you WHY
Holiday HO’s are CUMMIN to PLAY!

They’re making a LIST
Checking it TWICE
Gonna, find out who can fukk once or THRICE
Holiday HO’s are CUMMIN to PLAY!

They see you when you're FUKKING,
They know if you’re a FAKE
They know if you are bad or GOOD,
So eat PUSSY for goodness SAKE!

Oh! You better watch OUT,
You better not CRY,
You better not POUT
I'm telling you WHY
Holiday HO’s are CUMMIN to PLAY!

Tight little poosies and Phat Juicy BUMS
CUMM FUKK us HARD
and we will be Swallowing your GOO
YUMMY YUM YUM
Holiday HO’s are CUMMIN to PLAY!

Bring those big dicks, which cause a puddle or TWO
Don’t forget those Poosie EATERS
That makes us Girls go COO
IR$ Holiday HO’s are CUMMIN to PLAY!

The Naughty Girls and Boys in IR$ Play Land
Will be dressed fine and so SEXILY
They’re all gonna be humping and screaming
Like HOLIDAY HO'S under the Christmas TREE

Oh! You better watch OUT,
You better not CRY,
You better not POUT
I'm telling you WHY
Holiday HO’s are CUMMIN
Holiday HO’s are CUMMIN to PLAYYYYYYYYYY!

Ashya
Queen Holiday HO Provider


khontel 29M

12/15/2011 10:04 pm

sweets sounds outside(jingles)listening to the news;
...they call it sweet booty fucking Christmas,
just because i called a date in my house,
anyone can call one if their dicks or pussies are too sweet to keep em anymore.come on ladies don't be like that we all wanna try the moment 2,

talking of moment i had this little moment the other day arguing with my mind to jerk or not 2,en guess what i fucken didn't for the first time i was right.. suddenly i heard jingles run outside thinking will see Santa on the fricken roof just to find out it was the ice cream truck "i was like what's wrong with this Christmas..

i think we wanna fuck to stay normal don't you think
end of my fricken ass story ......love it....


rm_ncJolyDog 56M
1 post
12/15/2011 9:35 pm

"It was the night before Christmas, and all were feeling Mary,
so when Mary left, thay jumed for Joyce"."

Joly


FLATGLASS2B3D4U 55M
2 posts
12/15/2011 9:34 pm

'Tis the season to go expensive.
selection at the mall is quite extensive.
Don't blow it all on a diamond ring,
when you'd both be happier with lots of bling.
A nice gold chain around her waist
let's us all know you fuck with taste.
A piercing or two to tie ropes through,
and the sport of webcamming starts anew.
You'll get kinky with his dinky,
Damn the thing won't ever shrinky.
The one big gift for her I'd guess,
would be that brand new pearl necklace.


BrattyLicious808 50F  
15 posts
12/15/2011 9:31 pm

I saw Mommy tickling Santa's balls
While he was grabbing Mommy's tits last night.
They didn't hear me laugh
when Santa spanked her on her ass.
They thought that it was the porno
that was playing in the back.
Then I saw Mommy licking Santa's balls
Underneath his pubes so snowy white;
Oh, what fun it had seemed
Until Daddy came down and seen
Mommy blowing Santa Claus last night!

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uncutcountryboy 51M
5 posts
12/15/2011 9:28 pm

Sang to the theme of Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas:

Give me a great foreskin peeling tongue job
With teeth that gently bite,
Get down on,
Your knees and rim my skin so tight

Taste inside my foreskin for the taking
Show my cock you're game,
Go down in,
My foreskin, tongue fuck it, today...

Fill with whipped creme just stuff away
Cheese, berries, jams, ham or s'mores
Or Coffee beans that taste great to you
Stir it deep into your brew.

WHERES THE ICE???
So I can dip my pecker?
Please put out this fire
I think next time I'll use the wringer washer
And stuff myself into my own foreskin tonight


appolo52 55M
2 posts
12/15/2011 9:23 pm

Sitting around making my christmas wish and all I want for christmas is a big fat cock so I said santa as I sat on his lap let me whisper in your ear and let me tell you what I want for christmas a smooth cock and a juicy ass santa said is that all I said well you can send 2 of the hottest dudes so I can bang bang both of them and get my juicy cock serviced and sucked he said your christmas wish is complete now be good cause if your naughty santa won't bringg those present I said oh santa I want to be naughty and nice so I can have the best christmas ever I want my present on christmas eve santa so I'll have all day christmas to enjoy it here's your christmas gift already opened and fresh and ready for his batteries to be turned on


milfsnlatinas 29M
1 post
12/15/2011 9:20 pm

Gimme mo

oh the weather outside is frightful
but your cock is so delightful
and since we no place to go
gimme mo gimme mo gimme mo

You dont show signs of busting
so i brought you over for fucking
the music's on nice and slow
gimme mo gimme mo gimme mo

when i slap that ass hard tonight
how i will hate that very cold shower
but your really so wet and tight
i will very well stay the night

the passion is slowly dying
and darling there is no lying
i know you will call again saying
gimme mo gimme mo gimme mo


appolo52 55M
2 posts
12/15/2011 9:15 pm

I'm dreaming of a white christmas a bright white dick christmas just like the one I use to blow oh I'm dreaming of the white cock hanging by the mistletoe ready to be kissed and blowed oh how much fun it is to suck and kiss on a white cock santa slipping down the chimney sneaking in while I'm blowing and kissing this white cock oh santa claus I didn't leave your cookies and milk but I got some chocolate chip cookies and some cream white milk for you I'm dreaming of a white cock for christmas sitting by the fireplace opening up my white cock on christmas day hohoho....


wontknowtillutry 56F
900 posts
12/15/2011 9:14 pm

I originally posted this on my own blog but it is appropriate so I thought I'd share.

This was what cleaning a ton of snow off the car tonight made me think of.... and the storm is just beginning
My warped little brain kicked in as I found myself not quite typing the traditional lyrics With apologies to Bing, Dean, and Frank

Oh the weather outside is frightful,
but my breasts are double d-lightful
And since there's no place to go,
rub me slow! rub me slow! rub me slow!

It doesn't show signs of stopping
Don't you even think of popping
The lights are turned way down low
rub me slow! rub me slow! rub me slow!

When we finally kiss goodnight
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
But if you'll really tie me tight
A whole new kink may be born.....

The fire is slowly dying
And, my dear, we're still goodvibing
And as Long as you fuck me so
rub me slow! rub me slow! rub me slow!


uncutcountryboy 51M
5 posts
12/15/2011 9:10 pm

Give me a great foreskin peeling tongue job
With teeth that gently bite,
Get down on,
Your knees and rim my skin so tight

Taste inside my foreskin for the taking
Show my cock you're game,
Go down in,
My foreskin, tongue fuck it, today...

Fill with whipped creme just stuff away
Cheese, berries, jams, ham or s'mores
Or Coffee beans that taste great to you
Stir it deep into your brew.

WHERES THE ICE???
So I can dip my pecker?
Please put out this fire
I think next time I'll use the wringer washer
And stuff myself into my own foreskin tonight


ShavedSailor03 67M/70F
1 post
12/15/2011 9:06 pm

Naughty Carol Contest

A message I left on her answering machine the other night . . .

"Oh the weather out there is frightful,

Your blowjobs are delightful,

Come on and make me moan,

BUTT, You're not home, you're not home, you're not home."


philerbachs 54M

12/15/2011 8:57 pm

To the tune of "Jingle Bell Rock"

Single belles, single belles, single belles rock
Lookin' at posts and strokin' my cock
Surfin', admiring and worshipping femmes
with pretty hair and long sexy stems

Blowing my mind with the way that they walk
Just want to fuck 'til they draw me in chalk
If I could have one wish for this holiday
I really like to role play

It's a fine time, below the waistline
to lick a pussy stick
I've got a half mind because you're so fine
To take you in my throat like it's a giant clit

Single belles, single belles, single belles rock
Beauty and brains and balls
So deck the halls with toys and ben wa balls
Because a chick with dick rocks


needleeyepanani 40F

12/15/2011 8:28 pm

TEXT A JOE

Oh the weather outside is frightful
A warm cock sounds soo delightful
Cause if you have no plce to go....

TEXT A JOE
TEXT A JOE
TEXT A JOE

If he shows no signs of errection
Then you better tell him 'get a stepping'
Cause if he has no cock to trow

TEXT A JOE
TEXT A JOE
TEXT A JOE

When I finaly found my JOE
He said ' I'LL have you to know '
That if you suck my cock just rite
I'll fuck you all through the night

sooooooooo I TEXT A JOE
TEXT A JOE
TEXT A JOE

An while we still 69ing
You will find, we still be grinding
An after all night long
That cock is still hard an strong

An when we finally kiss good night
He rubbed my pussy soo rite
An if he have to goooooooooo
I would've given him a blooooow

soooooooo I FUCKED A JOE
FUCKED A JOE
FUCKED A JOE

242 ORIGINAL BAHAMIAN STYLE


hotnhornyinnj 35M
635 posts
12/15/2011 8:16 pm

Frosty the sex man was a fairy tale they say. But the adults laughed and played when he came to life that day. Frosty the sex man was as alive as he could be. With a dildo pipe and a vibrator nose and two eyes made out of butt plugs. Singing don't you cry I can fuck like you and me. Humpity hump hump humpity hump hump over the tits he came
Humpity hump hump humpity hump hump over the ass he came


Brutus595959 60M/58F

12/15/2011 7:50 pm


Santa came down the chimmy with such a clang
and to his amasement he was in the middle of a gang bang
To everyone's amasement he joined right in
And then he said with a smirky grin
To you good girl and boys
I have a whole bag of fun fuck toys
Merry xmas and good night
You could hear him still panting as he disapeared out of sight


wet_amy 37F

12/15/2011 7:49 pm

O come all ye naughty
nasty and so horny
o come ye o come ye to chatroulette
come and behold them
fornicating gayly
o come let us eat pussy
o come let us suck co-ock
o come let us get dirty
juletime fuck


rm_1HotBaadBoy 45M
334 posts
12/15/2011 7:41 pm

X-Rated Carol
(To the tune of Nat King Cole's Christmas Song)

Hot nuts roasting on your sweet desire
Jack off nipping at your nose.
You'll ride Carol as you fuck till you tire;
Folks sexed up and sucking toes.

Everybody knows, some pussy and some camel toe.
Will suck unless you fuck it right.
Tiny tits, with big nips on a ho...
Will make it hard and deep tonight.

You know that Santa is on his way
He's had a blow job and pussy's on his face
Just about to cum, and tears from his cry
Because the ass was so good; thought he would die...

So I'm offering this simple tune...
To TSdates.com and their nasty crew;
Although its been tried by the straights and the gays...
Keep on fucking...
and Merry Christmas to you.

1HotBaadBoy


Brutus595959 60M/58F

12/15/2011 7:34 pm

Tis the season to be jolly
She covered my balls with rings of holly
This made me shout with glee
So me and Santa gave her a DP
Then she sat up and said
Next year boys we do it on the sled


Formula410 50M

12/15/2011 7:24 pm

>>!DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW JUST THINKING ABOUT YOUR BIG ASS HOLE,SO I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT YOUR NOT ONLY A WHOE BUT THE SISTER WHO LIKES A BIG COCK WHOS NAME IS JOE, SO I LEAVE MY NAME HER BEHIND TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT I AM NO SMOE BUT A BROTHER LOOKING FOR A WOMAN TO RING HER BELL NOT ONCE BUT TWICE IN THE NAME OF CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR..

WHAT IT IS IS!


Formula410 50M

12/15/2011 7:10 pm

ON THE TWELTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME TWEVLE GOOD FUCKS ELEVEN OF HER FRIENDS TEN BLOW JOBS NINE STROKES UP HER ASS EIGHT LICKS OF HER CLEAN SHAVEN PUSSY,SEVEN OF HER GREAT POSITIONS,SIX ALL AROUNDERS,FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS, FOUR NIGHTS OF YELLING THREE BIG KISSES TWO HAND JOBS AND ONE YA BUDDY.....

WHAT IT IS IS!


stephy974 47F

12/15/2011 6:52 pm

Here cums Santa Cluase
Here cums Santa Cluase
Right between my legs
Dildo's and Vibes all my fav toys right by his side,
Moan's and Groan's of sexual joy all on X-mas NITE,
So wear ure stocking's and heels, cause Santa Clause cums tonite,
Here cums Santa Clause
Here cums Santa Clausse
Right between my legs,
He's got a bag filled with lots of toys and lubes for all the NAUGHTY women and men tonite,
Jingle, Jangle leave the bedroom door unlocked tonite, slip of the undies and raise ure legs high cause, Santa Clause cums tonite!!!!


alphafunguy 58M
17 posts
12/15/2011 6:36 pm

Oh, I'm dreaming of a gaped asshole....
into which my hard cock will go....
Where her hard nipples glisten
because of my kissen....
And her pussy hot enough to melt snow.......

Oh I'm dreamin of a white faced lover....
her face all covered in my cum....
with her pussy all drippin
from gettin a cock whippin...
and her orgasms continuing to flow.....

Oh, I'm dreamin of a satisfied lover
Her cute lil ass curled up in my lap
As she dozes to dreamland
all spent and in creamland
and my cock once again stirring to grow.


Insertionists2 70M/59F

12/15/2011 6:04 pm

This is our little contribution towards the Global Festivities

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When Good King Wensleslas last last went down,
on a feast of beauties.
in an alley in the centre of town,
they were slim and cuties.
some in leather, some in lace,
one even dressed as Santa.
Good King Wensleslas rimmed them all,
whilst sitting on a bottle of Fanta.

The cops they came from round about,
to investigate the commotion.
they flashed their shields and began to shout,
spread 'em wide in devotion.
they all complied and stood in line,
cuffed and ready for action.
including the King, there were nine,
all waiting for anal compaction.

When they had drilled and filled them with Festive cheer,
no hole was left unused,
the bodies they lay far and near,
all gratefully abused.
The moral of this Christmas Ode,
is plain for all to see.
'tis the time to play and load,
the festivities on I.M.C.


blair313gps 30M

12/15/2011 5:57 pm

I'm thrusting in her hole, holding up one leg, over the positions we go, she's screaming alllllll the dayyy, balls she's teabaging, Making my dick up-right, what fun it is to ride and put my thing down her throat tonighttt o single girls single girls married girls all the way what fun it is to ride and slide in girls that are gay


raynessz 33F  
1 post
12/15/2011 5:55 pm

When Callie returns to her hometown for the holidays she comes face to face with her old lover and Dominant Jack. She left him three years ago believing he could never be the happily-ever-after man she needed. Yet Jack still wants her and she finds herself wanting to submit to him again.

As Jack and Callie explore their Dominant/submissive relationship, Callie gets drawn deep into Jack’s world all over again. For his part, Jack can’t seem to forget how she nearly ruined him when she took off without even saying good-bye all those years ago, but he’s afraid his baser needs will destroy Callie.

Can Callie give Jack another chance to prove he can be what she needs? Can Jack overcome his own fears and claim Callie forever?


Taxi6723 50M

12/15/2011 5:29 pm

Police got me now
Police got me now
Police got me now
Impound my car and they lock me up

(Repeat 1x)

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I'm gonna be one of Bubba's bitches
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the Pasco County Jail


tonysoncee 49M

12/15/2011 5:12 pm

(Away In A Manger)

Away with a stranger
And into his bed
For twenty five dollars
I’ll give him some head

I suck him, he pays me
Our business is done
For another ten dollars
I’ll swallow his cum.

****

Joy to the world
My girl has cum!
I finally found her thing!
And it was no small feat
‘Twas buried in lip-meat
Amongst a mass of hair
I found her clitoris there
And now she must blow me,
It’s only fair.

*****

(Jingle Bells)

Dingle berries,
dingle berries
Hanging from your ass
Swaying wildly in the wind
Whenever you pass gas.

Dingle berries,
ripe and smelly,
Wipe them all away
Use a little common sense
And clean your ass today

Everytime you sit
You’re squashing balls of shit
Please don’t think I’m mean
But your hygine is obscene
It’s not a pretty sight
And I don’t want to fight
But be a man and wipe your ass
You know that I am right

Dingle berries,
dingle berries
Hanging in mid air
Clinging to your ugly ass
On tiny little hairs

Dingle berries,
dingle berries
Dangling from your butt
Wash your keester now and then
You crazy fucking nut!


tomeetpeople 53M  
2 posts
12/15/2011 5:07 pm

Frosty the Snowman

Was a jolly happy soul

With a corncob pipe and a button nose

And dildo made of snow

Frosty the Snowman sang

Humpety hump hump

Humpety hump hump

Look at frosty CUM

There must have been some magic

In that old silk panties

For when she placed them on

She began to give him head

And all the girls came all around

Saying catch me if you can

Frosty the snow man singing

Humpety hump hump

Humpety hump hump

Look at frosty cum

So then Frosty waved goodbye

Saying don't you cry

I'll CUM again some day

Humpety hump hump

Humpety hump hump

See Frosty CUM!!!


seductionjunkie 47M
1147 posts
12/15/2011 5:01 pm

**To the tune of "Do you hear what I hear"**

Said the hot lass to the horny man
Do you feel what I feel
Right between my thighs, horny man
Do you feel what I feel
A cock, a cock, thrusting deep inside
And my pussy's warm and wet and tight
And my pussy's warm and wet and tight

Said the horny man, to the man behind
Do you feel what I feel
Tingling through my balls, man behind
Hope you feel what I feel
A cock, A cock, exploding deep inside
And my ass is squeezing you so tight
And my ass is squeezing you so tight

Said the horny men, to the waiting slut
Can you take us both now
Deep inside your pussy walls, waiting slut
Can you feel us both now
We cum, we cum, spurting white-hot juice
Deep inside your cunny and your ass
Deep inside your cunny and your ass

Said the people in the orgy everywhere
Listen how we moan
Giving you orgasms everywhere
Listen as we Cum
The sex, the sex, fucking through the night
It will bring us all peace and light
It will bring us all peace and light


rm_dodlove2011 43M
1 post
12/15/2011 4:55 pm

hell ya TSdates.com for ya -
come on say adult junp on the floor
girls kiss my dick to my feet 9&10 back to 1 let me lick urs one i want sex whole my life suck my dick that's fine.10 & back one 23 gift chrissmiss on the tree happy new year that's mine


Sinman4u 52M
2 posts
12/15/2011 4:44 pm

I was spending christmas in Calcutta
When i poked my eye through a shutter
All I could see
Was a tit and a knee
And the balls of the fellow ,that was up her

Last Christmas there was man from St Pauls
Who had performed at many a halls
His one favorite trick
Was to stand on his stick
An roll of the stage on his balls.

At the chistmas carols in Stroud
There was an amorous man called McLoud (mcLeod)
Who intimate with his girlfriend in the crowd.
Suddenly a man at the front
Yelled i think i can smell Cunt.
"Shhhh , Not so loud" said Mcloud (mcleod)

A large christmas choir lady from McQuarie
While performing fell, back wards into a quarry.
She fell on her back
And opened her crack
Out walked a missing man named Lawrie.


aaron4sex 53M

12/15/2011 4:23 pm

i saw mommy kissing santa clause
underneath his beard so snowy white
she didnt see me creep
downstairs to have a peep
she thought that i was tuck up
im my bedroom masturbate

then i saw mommy sucking santa clause
underneath his bush so snowy white
she didnt see me hide
behind the door and watch
and i was jerking fast and slow
to all the things they do

oh what a shock it would have been
if daddy would only know
mommy sucking santa clause last night


LongwoodRav 34M

12/15/2011 4:22 pm

Our hands moving all about
Cum cum cum cum cum
I start to slide it in and out
Cum cum cum cum cum
I can't stop now I'm about to
Cum cum cum cum cum


nyctlc4you 63M/63F

12/15/2011 3:20 pm

Looking for the perfect threesome
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Hope she is cute and winsome
Fa la la la la, la la la la

She won’t need much gay apperal
Fa la la la la, la la la la

To have fun with us by the barrel
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Touch and skin and lips so silky
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Make us want more than a quickie
Fa la la la la, la la la la

We will dance the new year together
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Under the covers despite the weather
Fa la la la la, la la la la


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