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Second Annual Naughty Carol Contest!
Second Annual Naughty Carol Contest! A day or two ago I found a dating site I wanted to get laid– Preferably that night! They quizzed me on my brains, Emotions, and romance, But I don't care about those things I just want to drop my pants! Oh… Jingle balls, jingle balls, Hairy ones and shaved! Oh what fun it is to post My cock online today! HEY! -ALT.com member masterlorelei Now it’s your turn! For the second year now, the TSdates.com elves want you to write a naughty holiday carol for us in our Naughty Carol Contest! Unwrap your best holiday fantasy, tell us what mommy was really doing to Santa, or show us where you prefer to hang the mistletoe ‒ and you could win a Gold Membership! Sit down with your milk and cookies and write your dirtiest carol or holiday limerick ‒ it needs to rhyme, and we're looking for originality and creativity! Make us laugh or make us melt ‒ but keep it under 200 words! And remember, our elves don't like naughty plagiarists ‒ if you can find it on the Internet, so can we! Multiple entries are permitted (one entry per blog post). To enter, post a comment here containing your entry. The deadline to enter is Monday, December 21st at 11:59 a.m. Pacific Time . There will be no voting period for this contest. The team at TSdates.com will pick the top 3 winners, which will be announced on Tuesday, Dec. 22th. Prizes for this contest are: First Place: 1-year Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs Second Place: 6-month Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs Third Place: 3-month Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs Specific Contest Rules: 1. All entries must adhere to the Terms of Use. 2. To be valid, entries must rhyme and not exceed the 200 word limit. Invalid entries may be deleted without notice. 3. Pseudonyms only; no real names or handles allowed. 4. All entries must be submitted by Monday, December 21st at 11:59 a.m. Pacific Time. 5. General contest rules apply. |
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2/11/2010 10:40 am |
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1/14/2010 7:44 am |
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Twas the night before christmas and through out the cell block not a prisoner was awake or even jerking his cock,when down through the roof came a thundering crash, what do you know it is saint nick with a sleigh full of ass. Come on sweety, suck harder sugar pie !! says saint nick as he slurps from a slasck full of rye..after she is done saint nickolas does go ,delivering to each inmate on of his most promising hoes..and with his with his ass still all bare, he yells to the inmates, merry christmas to you all and happy fucking newyear.. by William.R.C
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1/12/2010 12:03 pm |
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1/11/2010 11:41 pm |
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1/8/2010 6:43 pm |
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1/4/2010 6:53 pm |
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1/2/2010 12:09 pm |
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1/1/2010 4:52 am |
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1/1/2010 4:48 am |
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1/1/2010 4:36 am |
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12/31/2009 3:04 am |
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1 post 12/31/2009 12:55 am |
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12/30/2009 2:16 pm |
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1 post 12/30/2009 8:28 am |
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hi sweet ngel would love meet for greal
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1 post 12/29/2009 8:52 pm |
Fro this christmas, I want to get laid with some ladies and for new year day, I want to get laid again with all fifferent and wonderful ladies. So, ladies if you want to get laid from me, then hit me up, so we can go it all the way.
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12/28/2009 9:43 pm |
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1 post 12/28/2009 12:21 am |
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12/27/2009 10:09 pm |
my dick need action for this holidays!!!!
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1 post 12/27/2009 9:46 am |
Doggerel verse and drunken lurch.. I yearn to spoon a lissom lass under a birch! Why am I so fond of Bachelor Brandy, 'Coz I cozen on to anyhting randy! Let the High Seas of Time lift and list, While I as a drunken sailor let a dream sweep over me as I drift, Hey darlings kiss me Hsst! Let my dick cock like an Aldis as I scream and lift! Take the Tide to some dreamy distant Strawberry Field.. Why does it take ye so long for a virgin to yield? Ride you luck! Spur your steeds on..buggar a filly or foal maybe this is like taking drunken lips to a flint fired shoal, Add two to a sailors nine and one to a deadman's chest I'm sure I came off the best!
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1 post 12/26/2009 10:49 am |
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1 post 12/26/2009 6:15 am |
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12/25/2009 1:07 am |
Where is my chrismas gift
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How will the winners be notified and will everyone be able to read the willing entries?
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12/24/2009 10:54 pm |
hear she stands in her nude and pretty self and up from behind i easy up and slid inside as she screems and sees its me she lets out a roar and thanks me for her present no matter what it may have cost Marry Christmas to all and to all Good Night
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12/23/2009 5:15 pm |
hi. woman what's you think of my profile
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12/23/2009 2:22 pm |
Away in the bedroom asleep in his bed, So mommy grabs Santa and gives him some head.
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12/23/2009 5:45 am |
Silent night a cock in every hole tonight. All have cum every hole is tight. There are no virgins, not after tonight. Fuck whom ever you pleeease. Fuck whom ever you pleeease Silent night bend over hold tight My tongue on your clit my cock your lip Sounds of slapping and slease. Fuck whom ever you pleeease. Fuck whom ever you pleeease.
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1 post 12/23/2009 2:18 am |
Merrychiristmax
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12/22/2009 10:49 pm |
JInggle bell Jingle bell i am on the way who ever chick want to play with me cum and contact my musculer chocko
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1 post 12/22/2009 10:03 pm |
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12/22/2009 9:48 am |
smoking hot if only i had them in my hands what i would ' '.
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12/22/2009 9:22 am |
ho,ho,ho here comes Santa Calus with all the Epxerance you have ever dreamed of as much fun as a monkey with a ten foot peice of rope...Merry Christmas..Girls...
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12/21/2009 8:56 pm |
Little Fucking Boy Sex is fun with you, so fun fun fun fun You know you want to screw, until your done done done done I’ll bend you over and screw, you’ll moan moan moan I’ll pound you like a jackhammer while I screw, oh you you you you , yes you you you , you know it’s true, Throw me on my back, what fun fun fun fun, Until we come! Sadomasochism, muffled sounds sounds sounds Get the nipple clamps, and tighten them up! Using hand-cuffs too, more fun fun fun Whips and paddles too, more fun fun fun, get the big one, right on by bum! Shall I pleasure you orally, oh please may I please, I’m on my knees! For an hour or two, it’s all about you, Run my tongue on your clit, moan until your blue Shall I use a finger or two, you choose choose choose My gift is pleasure to you, oh pleasure for you my lovely one it’s true, my heart for you! Your smile brings pleasure to me, for you I only breathe, my S & M Queen.
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(Oh Christmas Tree tune) O kiss with me,O kiss with me my big north pole is hard for thee O kiss with me,O kiss with me You jiggle jingle oh so lusciously In and out so deep heavenly You shudder oh so breathlessly O kiss with me,O kiss with me I get so large when close to thee O lick with me,O lick with me Your skins tastes so deliciously O lick with me,O lick with me Your silky as deep in the snow I feel your soft lips all over me You\'ll squrit so crazy intensely O lick with me,O lick with me O in the air your legs will be O thrust with me,O thrust with me my big pole throbbs so pleasantly O thrust with me,O thrust with me slipping in so tight for thee Up and down and all around the pole sticky sweat and so blissfully O thrust with me,O thrust with me I pull your hair to spank aggressively O plow with me,O plow with me I kiss your lips so tenderly O plow with me,O plow with me Ropes of jizz fly boundlessly On your busty cleaveage for thee We fall asleep so blissfully O sleep with me,O sleep with me We start again exhaustfully O pump with me,O pump with me We grind all night so lustfully O pump with me,O pump with me Your face looks so exquisitely You deep ride me so expertly Your legs shake so uncontrollably O climax with me,O climax with me struck together with harmony...
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-U sing same tune as Rudolph- Rudolph the red big balled Reindeer Has a very shining hard thick cock only afew knew how to deep ride it No matter how nice-n-big it got, All of the other lil dicky Reindeers have no trouble getting cheap laid they get screwed and tease big Rudolph And ask him if he's big balled spayed, Then one horny foggy Christmas Eve Prancer & Dancer came to say.... "Rudolph with your big cock tonight Won't you cum screw all our white tail doe deer so deep tonite" Then all of the other white tail doe deer begged big buck Rudolph for sum cheer,as they swallowed all the Sweet Cream to shout out with glee, "OH big Rudolph the well hung cock buck Reindeer your our big buck stud indeed,so cum get sum all you want &need!" HOHOHO,MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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12/21/2009 6:05 pm |
did you hear about santa cluase,hear about santa cluase hear that old fucks' gay,cupid,gletson,donner,blitson suck on his dick all day. they left out rudolf,poor old rudolf,he didnt get no play Now he's crying,wishing, He keeps wishing that santa come get that (Aye) NOTE; Aye is reffering to rudolf's Ass.
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Rudolph the big balls raindeer had a very shiny cock, that if you ever saw it you would see how big they grow. All the Raindeer used to laugh and call him names, they never let poor Rudolph join any orgy games. Them one horney Christmas Eve Santa came and came, then he said to Rudolph, Rudolph with your big balls & shiny cock won't fuck Miss Clause tonight? Then all the reindeer fuck him as they shouted out with glee, Rudolph the big balls Raindeer you will fuck us untill we screammmmmm!!!
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Oh well I wish this post would've ended at midnight, I know I would of won! It's unfortunate that my internet has been down for a while now! I truely wish it would xtended for a few days longer!!!
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12/21/2009 4:54 pm |
i like it when she get down i love it when she say 'uoo uo' her pussy is so some thing even my cock would what to be the sounds she make is so sexy even my dog jump up and see but her pussy gat noting on me i'll do it depe and depe slowlly
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12/21/2009 3:10 pm |
Based on "White Christmas" I'm dreaming Of a tight mistress If you're the one Just let me know I'll make your nipples glisten And be sure to listen For signs you're ready soon to blow I'm dreaming of a wet mistress With every dirty word I write Let my load splash over you tonight You'll look fine, from head to toe, in white I'm creaming, such a fine white mess Upon your face, and now your breasts I'd have never guessed you're a mom Thanks for meeting me at Passion.com Merry Christmas Everyone!
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Hey! This Koko571971 guy's gone berserk with lifting everyone's contributions... go get a life needle cock! Here's the lines I posted just 6 hours ago.. ('n which he chooses to post as his own!|lol|): My cock's dancing a jig its christmas time today wonder why's it so happy?... 'has found somethin' to lay! u askin' wazzat somethin' tis a beauty with a beaver! to peck with plum cum fillin' X'mas spirits & savour A gift in Christmas stockings 'n bra and panty hose for that special someone hung, Oh, my bulging rod bellows! Vow to unwrap this gift in every nook'n cranny Like last year's gift- her mom the year before, her granny..! She luvs to role play Santa sledge riding in the sky, Ummm.. 'Lil change there, on the couch she rides Me on the 'fly' Atop 'n left & right hips grinding in delight Seizing my dick with frenzy a 'puss' in boots sooooo tight Oh dear!.. Oh dear, I'm coming.. I come without a fuss "Just snows this festive season?.. Lo! Its raining in your puss!"
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12/21/2009 12:38 pm |
My cock's dancing a jig its christmas time today wonder why's it so happy?... 'has found somethin' to lay! u askin' wazzat somethin' tis a beauty with a beaver! to peck with plum cum fillin' X'mas spirits & savour A gift in Christmas stockings 'n bra and panty hose for that special someone hung, Oh, my bulging rod bellows! Vow to unwrap this gift in every nook'n cranny Like last year's gift- her mom the year before, her granny..! She luvs to role play Santa sledge riding in the sky, Ummm.. 'Lil change there, on the couch she rides Me on the 'fly' Atop 'n left & right hips grinding in delight Seizing my dick with frenzy a 'puss' in boots sooooo tight Oh dear!.. Oh dear, I'm coming.. I come without a fuss "Just snows this festive season?.. Lo! Its raining in your puss!"
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i came upon a midnight queer i was in a bar to stay out of the cold, i chose a table in the rear, he walked up, horny and bold. my name is cameron, he said to me, and i dont know you at all, but soon, i'll know you better, there's a storage room right down the hall. so come with me, i'll make you see, my company isn't so bad. i'll make you happy you came with me, you're gonna be real glad. i looked at him with blood in my eyes, a leer sprang across my face, he looked and acted so surprised, as i kicked ass all over the place. and now, that queer is somewhere else, not bothering me no more, i left my drink on the table, there, went out, and found me a whore. merry xmas! upforitallnwks
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12/21/2009 12:35 pm |
My cock's dancing a jig its christmas time today wonder why's it so happy?... 'has found somethin' to lay! u askin' wazzat somethin' tis a beauty with a beaver! to peck with plum cum fillin' X'mas spirits & savour A gift in Christmas stockings 'n bra and panty hose for that special someone hung, Oh, my bulging rod bellows! Vow to unwrap this gift in every nook'n cranny Like last year's gift- her mom the year before, her granny..! She luvs to role play Santa sledge riding in the sky, Ummm.. 'Lil change there, on the couch she rides Me on the 'fly' Atop 'n left & right hips grinding in delight Seizing my dick with frenzy a 'puss' in boots sooooo tight Oh dear!.. Oh dear, I'm coming.. I come without a fuss "Just snows this festive season?.. Lo! Its raining in your puss!">>!>>!>>!>>!>>!
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12/21/2009 12:16 pm |
Please blow my wad Please blow my wad Please blow my wad I'm waiting for you to please blow my wad. I want to fuck you and make your puss hurt, I want to ram you and make your hole squirt, I want to slam you like Ernie does Bert, and I want it to shoot far. Please blow my wad Please blow my wad Please blow my wad I'm waiting for you to please blow my wad. I want to shoot hot spunk on your nice tit, I want my tongue flicking your big clit, On my moustache won't your pussy drop and sit, Run your juices down my chin.
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1 post 12/21/2009 11:56 am |
To the "Twelve days of x-mas" On the 1st day of x-mas my aby gave to me a good fuck on my knees. On the 2nd day of x-mas my baby gave to me 2 orgasms and a good fuck on my knees. On the 3rd day of x-mas my baby gave to me 3 pussy eatings, 2 orgasms and a good fuck on my knees. On the 4th day of x-mas my baby gave to me 4 vibrators, 3 pussy eatings, 2 orgasms and a good fuck on my knees On the 5th day of x-mas my baby gave to me 5 girls only wearing big boes, 4 vibrators, 3 pussy eatings, 2 orgasms and a good fuck on my knees. On the 6th day of x-mas my baby gave to me 6 pole dances, 5 girls only wearing big boes, 4 vibrators, 3 pussy eatings, 2 orgasms and a good fuck on my knees On the 7th day of x-mas my baby gave to me 7 strippers stripping, 6 pole dances, 5 girls only wearing big boes, 4 vibrators, 3 pussy eatings, 2 orgasms and a good fuck on my knees. On the 8th day of xmas my baby gave to me 8 dicks a wagging, 7 strippers stripping, 6 pole dances, 5 girls only wearing big boes, 4 vibrators, 3 pussy eatings, 2 orgasms and a good fuck on my knees. On the 9th day of xmas my baby gave to me 9 private dances, 8 dicks wagging, 7 strippers stripping, 6 pole dances, 5 girls only wearing a big boes, 4 vibrators, 3 pussy eatting, 2 orgasms and a good on my knees. And you can just imagine the rest
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hmmm...didnt know about this contest...posted it on my blog a few days ago...here goes... 'Twas the Week Before Christmas (or A Visit from a Good Guy) by Climax Way More 'Twas the week before Christmas, when all through the house opportunities abounded with the click of a mouse. The stockings were displayed, legs spread, showing no hair, in hopes that a large dick soon would be there. She with her laptop all snug in her bed, had visions of his plum colored fully engorged head. And she in her cami, pulled up in a snap, had just settled her brain on straddling his lap. Not far away, aroused, this most friendly chatter, sprang in his pants and wanted at her. Away to his car, he flew like a flash, tore down the road, and hauled some ass. The thought of her breasts that she loved to show gave even more rise to his object below, when, what to his wondering eyes should appear, but a video text message asking "when will you get here?" Arriving there so lively, undressing real quick, he knew in moments she'd beg to be licked. More rapid than eagles, her orgasms they came, and she moaned and shouted and called out his name. He asked her, "now answer... you hot little vixen, tell me what you did to make your pussy glisten" To the top of her slit then to her inner wall his tongue strokes flashed away (she splashed away), drinking it all. As he tried to look into her wild eyes, when they meet with a look saying, "I want to mount this guy" first up to her nipples his fingers they flew, then to the box of toys next to the bed too. And then, in a twinkling, without being aloof hands prancing and pawing as she hit the roof. As he buried his head back down on her mound, she breathily gasped, "I too want to go down" He'd been all over her, from her head to her foot, but he paid special attention to her ass, and took out the bundle of toys as she laid on her back, and she looked possessed and reached for his sack. His eyes--how they twinkled! His cock hard (very), Her ass cheeks rose, his nose still buried. Her hot little mouth was soon drawn up like a bow, and soon his cum on her chin was as white as the snow. The stump of his cock she grazed lightly with her teeth, and her tongue again encircled his head like a wreath. He pushed his tongue deeper and could feel in her belly, how she shook when he lapped at her, like a bowl full of jelly. Her clit was chubby and plump, this sexy little elf, and she groaned when he sucked it, then got lost in her self. A wink of her eye and a grasp of his head soon gave him to know he had nothing to dread. She spoke not a word, her eyes did all the work, straddling his sides, her legs still in stockings, then took in his girth. And laying atop him, practically nose to nose, on his shaft, she over and over slid down and rose. He sprang larger inside her, then came like a missile, And away he soon flew and it made them feel wistful. But she heard him exclaim, before he drove out of sight, "Happy Christmas to you, I had a ball...'twas a good night!"
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on the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me 5 golden showers 4 call girls 3 french whores 2 big ole jugs and a blow job under the tree
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feliz navidad feliz navidad feliz navidad lets eat some tacos and smoke some pot
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Swinger’s Wonderland (Sung to: Walking in a Winter Wonderland) Sweet low moans, are you listening? Between spread thighs, lips are glistening A beautiful sight, we’re happy tonite Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland Stripped away are the panties Here to stay, the nasty Ladies Moaning their song as we grind along Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland Between the couches we can build a play pit And pretend this magic night will never end He’ll say, “Can I have some?” She’ll say, “Oh yes. Have me over and over again!” Later on, we’ll conspire As we fondle by the fire To face unafraid the friends that we’ve made Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland When she blows, ain’t it thrilling Though her hole wants a drilling We’ll frolic and play the night away Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland Glistening treats, can you see em Swirling tongues slurpin puddin Ruby-Red lips suckin candy sticks Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland Giddy-up, giddy-up let’s fuck Just look at the show Inviting thighs spread so wide A wonderful sight, fuckin with delight Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland
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12/21/2009 10:13 am |
Fucking is the way of life...........
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Doorbells ring Are you listening Cocks are hard Pussies glistening A wonderful sight We're cumming tonight Playin in a swinging wonderland Gone away are the blue balls Here to stay are the cat calls They sing a lust sing As we cum along Playin in a swinging wonderland In the bedroom we can have an orgy then invite everybody in town They'll say: you can't do that We'll say: Oh, gee But you can join the club Any time you cum around Later on We'll conspire As we fuck by the fire To face unafraid The plans that we've made Playin in a swinging wonderland In the bedroom we can have an orgy And invite the entire town We'll have lots of fun in our orgy Until the police come to shut us down When she cums Ain't it thrilling Though your nose gets a spilling We'll frolic and play The key party way Playin in a swinging wonderland Playing in a Swinging wonderland Playing in a swinging wonderland
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12/21/2009 8:50 am |
tune of Feliz Navidad Please blow my wad Please blow my wad Please blow my wad I'm waiting for you to please blow my wad. I want to fuck you and make your puss hurt, I want to ram you and make your hole squirt, I want to slam you like Ernie does Bert, and I want it to shoot far. Please blow my wad Please blow my wad Please blow my wad I'm waiting for you to please blow my wad. I want to shoot hot spunk on your nice tit, I want my tongue flicking your big clit, On my moustache won't your pussy drop and sit, Run your juices down my chin.
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I Wanna Make You Cum Sung to the tune of “Little Drummer Boy” Come she told me I wanna make you cum A soft new world for me I wanna make you cum My finest toys you’ll see I wanna make you cum To play in your hot pussy I wanna make you cum Wanna make you cum Wanna make you cum Let me lick your clit I wanna make you cum With my tongue Pretty pussy I wanna make you cum I’m shaved and ready for you I wanna make you cum I want my tongue in you I wanna make you cum Soft and warm, tasting you I wanna make you cum Wanna make you cum Wanna make you cum Can I cum with you I wanna make you cum Use your tongue We came together I wanna make you cum Two pussies pink and warm I wanna make you cum Sharing a toy with her I want to make you cum Cumming all night with her I wanna make you cum Wanna make you cum Wanna make you cum We played all night long I wanna make you cum She made me cum
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1 post 12/21/2009 8:28 am |
for all the milf sexy mambo from africa hir just contact i don t speak to much about my self . you gona see XXX
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1 post 12/21/2009 7:44 am |
My Wife's Christmas Surprise Sung to "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" Bras and panties by the fireplace Moans of pleasure coming down loudly Ready to be angry instead a sight of ecstasy I really want to join in, but I just watched them closely 'Cause I saw my wife kissing Mrs. Claus Up against our bedroom door last night She couldn’t see me there As she tugged Mrs. Claus’ blonde hair Ole’ St. Nick really traded up Young and hot, can’t help but stare. 'Cause I saw my wife licking Mrs. Claus On her breasts and in her pussy just right Oh what a moan, as Ms. Claus came Then my wife’s turn just the same. As she came on Ms. Claus’ tongue last night.
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Well the traffic outside is frightful But the sex is so delightful And since we've got men to blow Let us blow, let us blow, let us blow
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12/21/2009 6:21 am |
My computer crashed b4 i finished my original entry ( to the song Let it snow) The weather outside is frightful which makes me so exciteful since we've no place to go how about a blow, how about a blow, how about a blow There something in my jeans that's poppin so just come over and drop them turn the lights down low how about a blow, how about a blow, how about a blow Now it's very clear to meeeeee, you'd like me to lick that pussyyyyyy but before I lick that snatch, theres just this one little catch There's nothing wrong with head mam we can even put it on the webcam for those to view who we don't know how about a blow, now about a blow, how about a blow Now the fire is slowly dyin so just unzip my fly and take it out real slow how about a blow, how about a blow, how about a blow so this holiday season take take this reminder log on to TSdates.com you might get yourself a hoe, hoe, hoe she'll gve you a blow, give you a blow, give you a blow. Noe there's other sites out there,but they really just don't compare to see the best pussy, cock & breast Adult Find finder is the best You can go to this or that room or enter your private chat room or even watch a live model strip show it wont cost you a lot of dough, a lot of dough, a lot of dough
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My cock's dancing a jig its christmas time today wonder why's it so happy?... 'has found somethin' to lay! u askin' wazzat somethin' tis a beauty with a beaver! to peck with plum cum fillin' X'mas spirits & savour A gift in Christmas stockings 'n bra and panty hose for that special someone hung, Oh, my bulging rod bellows! Vow to unwrap this gift in every nook'n cranny Like last year's gift- her mom the year before, her granny..! She luvs to role play Santa sledge riding in the sky, Ummm.. 'Lil change there, on the couch she rides Me on the 'fly' Atop 'n left & right hips grinding in delight Seizing my dick with frenzy a 'puss' in boots sooooo tight Oh dear!.. Oh dear, I'm coming.. I come without a fuss "Just snows this festive season?.. Lo! Its raining in your puss!"
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12/21/2009 5:10 am |
Twas the night before Xmas and quiet all through the house I was stroking my dick and fingering my spouse Her stockings were hung on the back of the chair cause thats where I threw them trying to get to pubic hair. When downstairs in the den there arose such a clatter I knew my friends were fucking, but I yelled whats the matter? I ran down the stairs to join in on the fun just to see old Santa ram his dick in a bun The look on his face let me know he had came I yelled," Wait a minute, let me do the same". The pussy was good, it was wet, it was hot my friends had lined up just to hit that same twat Mrs.Claus she just smiled and spread open her pussy And said," Come on in boys, get this while its juicy". We fucked and we sucked, We licked that big clit, for six straight hours we couldn't wear out that split! So with cum on her mouth as she left out of sight she said, "Merry Xmas to all and to all a good night". Merry Xmas, Curioustits1956
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12/21/2009 5:08 am |
HI CAN I HERE FROM U, I WANT TO NO WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN AT THAT NIGTT
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12/21/2009 5:04 am |
post to 2166056
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12/21/2009 4:19 am |
SING TO THE TUNE OF "FROSTY THE SNOWMAN"
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12/21/2009 4:18 am |
Hi,..... Good Evening dear, i am intrested to be ur friend,would u like to accept my friend request. I am Pradeep, having my own business of Pharma. u can also call me on my cell no. 9414059828.... waitting for ur kind reply dear with love
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12/21/2009 1:12 am |
Little Drummer boy???? Come I told him, just-spank-on-my-bum I want your hands on me, just-spank-on-my-bum My pussy gets so hot, just-spank-on-my-bum Thrust deep and fill my twat, just-spank-on-my-bum, spank-on-my-bum, spank-on-my-bum Spread my legs wide for me, just-spank-on-my-bum Under the Clit-mas tree, just-spank-on-my-bum Thrust good and deep inside, just-spank-on-my-bum While in my cunt you ride, just-spank-on-my-bum, spank-on-my-bum, spank-on-my-bum Choose what you want to do, just-spank-on-my-bum I will keep time with you, just-spank-on-my-bum I'll suck and give you head, just-spank-on-my-bum Just fuck me on my bed, just-spank-on-my-bum, spank-on-my-bum, spank-on-my-bum My Clit-mas gift is this, just-spank-on-my-bum Let me take in all your jizz, just-spank-on-my-bum Your friend can join in too, just-spank-on-my-bum Then I can screw the both of you, just-spank-on-my-bum, spank-on-my-bum, spank-on-my-bum And once my pussy's used and sore, just-spank-on-my-bum and I still come back for more, just-spank-on-my-bum I am your spanking Clit-mas whore just-spank-on-my-bum And fuck you more for sure, just-spank-on-my-bum, spank-on-my-bum, spank-on-my-bum
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Sung to the tune of "Away In A Manger": Mrs. Claus on the left bed, Mr. Claus on the right Mr. Claus was excited, the Mrs. uptight A couple then entered the room where they lay The wife swapping party was starting this way The man was quite handsome, the woman ok He took Santa’s wifey to heaven that day He licked her wet pussy and sucked on her clit His cock in her cunt was a perfect fit Santa looked over at the prick in his wife His pole grew the biggest it’s been in his life He looked at the girl that lay next to him Their fucking session was about to begin Santa lifted her legs up and shoved in his dick His beard was quite heavy, his cock big and thick He groaned and she moaned as he shot in his cum He abruptly announced “Christmas has just begun”
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To Silver Bells: 4 lips what luck sucking my cock girls in naked attire And I know any minute now I'll cum This is so hot Jen & Kim's butt sexy, pointing at me while their licking and sucking I scream Here I cum Here I cum Ecstacy's mine when im swinging 2 & 3 girls on me Soon I'll be cumming again
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12/21/2009 12:40 am |
Im want ur pussy baby..pliz..im horny.
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1 post 12/21/2009 12:10 am |
Oh the weather outside is frightful, hot sex sounds so delightful, so when there's no one else you know,call a ho,call a ho,call a ho
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(To the tune of Jingle Bells) I’m off to meet a friend I met on A-F-F, She said she was a blond With tits that weren’t bereft. Described as MILF ignored. And horny for my touch. Through snow and ice all night I bored Two hundred miles ain’t much. Oh… Horny nights, lonesome nights, At times it’s just too much. It’s habit always beating off I miss a woman’s touch, so… Off I go down the road For a little something strange. No one needs to urge or goad This night I’d not exchange. I pulled up to the drive. The lights were on inside. I really felt alive To the door I’d smoothly glide. She answered when I rang. But what I did behold Was a man in drag I would not bang Thinking what my mama told. Yes... Get a pic before you lick. Don’t trust no horny dude. Dates online they have a trick Fooled once so don’t you brood. I, Scrambled back for my car, I didn’t wave goodbye. And headed for the nearest bar This tale I will deny.
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To: Here Comes Santa Clause Here cums Dom-Puss, Here cums Dom-Puss, Right down Dom-Puss lane Don’t be scared by all her leather, she’s not into pain Girls and boys all love her toys, because she uses ‘em right! So lets give thanks to the god’s of porn, ‘cuz Dom-Puss cums tonight! Here cums Dom-Puss, Here cums Dom-Puss, Sporting her strap-on But she goes gently, Astro-gliding An 8 inch silicon She won’t violate when she penetrates, you’ll be squealing in delight! So lets all bow to the strap-on queen, ‘cuz Dom-Puss cums tonight! Here cums Dom-Puss, Here cums Dom-Puss, And now it is your turn But listen close to all she orders She’ll teach and you’ll learn Her clit’s so swollen when she’s rollin’, her ass and pussy so tight! She loves to get as good as she gives, ‘cuz Dom-Puss cums tonight!
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12/20/2009 9:51 pm |
On the first day of Christmas my fuck doll did to me... ... ... SHIT! I just mentioned Tiffany! (sorry Tiff!)
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12/20/2009 9:44 pm |
Hey looks nice pussy. feel like tasting it n feel the pleasure by inserting my ? send contact details Rb
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12/20/2009 9:43 pm |
(Oh Christmas Tree tune) O kiss with me,O kiss with me my big north pole is hard for thee O play with me,O play with me You jiggle jingle oh so lusciously In and out so deep heavenly You shudder oh so breathlessly O kiss with me,O kiss with me I get so large when close to thee O lick with me,O lick with me Your skins tastes so deliciously O lick with me,O lick with me Your silky skin to watch the snow I feel your soft lips all over me You'll squrit so crazy intensely O lick with me,O lick with me O in the air your legs will be O thrust with me,O thrust with me my big pole throbbs so pleasantly O thrust with me,O thrust with me slipping in so tight for thee Up and down and all around the pole sticky sweat and so blissfully O thrust with me,O thrust with me I pull your hair to spank aggressively O plow with me,O plow with me I kiss your lips so tenderly O plow with me,O plow with me Ropes of jizz fly boundlessly On your busty cleaveage for thee We fall asleep so blissfully O sleep with me,O sleep with me We start again exhaustfully O romp with me,O romp with me We grind all night so lustfully O romp with me,O romp with me Your face looks so exquisitely You deep ride me so expertly Your legs shake so uncontrollably O climax with me,O climax with me struck together with harmony... This is the Milli Vanilli version.... O kiss with me,O kiss with me my big north pole is hard for thee O play with me,O play with me You jiggle jingle oh so lusciously In and out so deep heavenly You shudder oh so breathlessly O kiss with me,O kiss with me I get so large when close to thee O lick with me,O lick with me Your skins tastes so deliciously O lick with me,O lick with me Your silky skin to watch the snow I feel your soft lips all over me You'll squrit so crazy intensely O lick with me,O lick with me O in the air your legs will be O thrust with me,O thrust with me my big pole throbbs so pleasantly O thrust with me,O thrust with me slipping in so tight for thee Up and down and all around the pole sticky sweat and so blissfully O thrust with me,O thrust with me I pull your hair to spank aggressively O plow with me,O plow with me I kiss your lips so tenderly O plow with me,O plow with me Ropes of jizz fly boundlessly On your busty cleaveage for thee We fall asleep so blissfully O sleep with me,O sleep with me We start again exhaustfully O romp with me,O romp with me We grind all night so lustfully O romp with me,O romp with me Your face looks so exquisitely You deep ride me so expertly Your legs shake so uncontrollably O climax with me,O climax with me struck together with harmony THIS IS MINE.... I HOPE YOU JUDGES ARE PAYING ATTENTION (Oh Christmas Tree) O fuck with me, O fuck with me My cock is hard as mohagany O fuck with me, O fuck with me You jiggle oh so luciously In and out is so heavenly You shudder oh so breathlessly O fuck with me, O fuck with me I get so hard when close ot thee O fuck with me, O fuck with me Your skin tastes so delicously O fuck with me, O fuck with me Your wet and deep as the sea I feel your lips all over me You'll cum like crazy I gaurantee O fuck with me, O fuck with me O' in the air your legs will be O fuck with me, O fuck with me My cock throbbs so painfully O fuck with me, O fuck with me Sliping in so easily Up and down and lubriciously Sticky sweet and blissfully O fuck with me, O fuck with me I pull your hair aggressively O fuck with me, O fuck with me I kiss your lips so blushingly O fuck with me, O fuck with me Ropes of cum fly boundlessly On your tummy capaciously We fall asleep so blissfully O fuck with me, O fuck with me We start again enexhaustably O fuck with me, O fuck with me We grind all night so exotically O fuck with me, O fuck with me Your face looks so exquisitely You ride me so expertly Your legs shake uncontrollably O fuck with me, O fuck with me Stuck together with sweat we will be
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Have Yourself a Slutty Little Christmas (obviously set to: Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas) Have yourself a slutty little Christmas, Let your holes be tight From now on, our clothes will be out of sight Have yourself a slutty little Christmas, Be you straight or gay, From now on, our inhibitions will be miles away. Here we are in our frisky days, Sweating on the floor. Horny friends who are near to us Gather here to fuck once more. Through the years We all will be together, Screwing here and now So, take my shining cock into your mouth. And have yourself A slutty little Christmas now. anyone on yahoo?
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`Twas the night before Christmas and all through the town all Sexy Ones pleas could be heard as her panties came down, "Dear Santa,OH Santa,Plz spank me tonite for I've been ever so good but naughty being very young til tonite" But Santa just chuckled "HOHOHO,I've heard that before from many Lil good naughty girls with their hot red cherry booty bums" As she wriggles and squirms beneath his soft hand's hearty stings to feel her wetness with a promise like that's why it was meant to be such big a thing,"HOHOHO What matters Dear Sexy One as you'll very soon see is that you should be spanked across Santa's lap knee till your sassy bare cheeks is burning bright red!"And with that the jolly fellow did just as he'd said,softly proceeded to spank her with Lil of his might till her yelps echoed loud in the cold frosty night, With each cup hand swat ringing out that turned her soft round bum so very Hot Red as she's being spanked with many smacks all very red, the jolly fellow reached into his gift bag to pull out a Lil fur paddle of well seasoned soft wood "HOHOHO Now this is the gift that makes Lil good naughty girls" as He remarked with a big grin "I think you'll soon find how wonderful it feels on yur ample tender soft cherry cheeks for thee" "Oh please Santa spank me I want more more!" as she cried in dismay as the fur wood paddle cracked down without further delay despite all her approval wailings and shrieks it soon deepened red blush on her squirming Bum Cheeks,Oh how she wriggled but all was in vain for the fur paddle descended down again to spank till her bouncing bare bum was Sizzling Red Hot a bright red cherry like a bowl full of jelly, when at last he relented allowing her to rise gave her warm Huggs as she smiled gently wiping the tear from her eyes "There my Dear Sexy One CUM here to gently rubb soothing snow cream on yur Blazing Hot Booty Bum" then he exclaimed "Well Sexy One your sweet cherry cheeks is so sexy curved you had a cheerful Merry Christmas spanking you so richly deserved" I'm sure I don't need to explain "If you're a Lil naughty good girl then I shall Cum to give you good booty bum cheek spanking again when your a Lil naughty to remember my Dear Sexy One Santa keeps watching for you all during the whole year!" Then smiling he shouldered his bulging big gift bag to sent her away with a crisp farewell gentle bum smack,So she hurried to bed with cheerful satisfaction you know with a big smile on her face and her bottom all aglow with a sense that all things were all right as she slept on her tummy all that night to hear Santa out on his Sleigh S"OHOHOH Merry Christmas to all and to all a good naughty nite"
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12/20/2009 7:24 pm |
jiggle my balls, jiggle my balls, til I cum inside your mouth. Swallow every ounce of cum while I moan, scream and shout. Your pussy is so wet as I'm sucking on your tits, I finger fuck you oh so hard and gently rub your clit. Jiggle my balls, jiggle my balls and keep me oh so hard, Now I fuck you in your ass and shove it in so hard. jiggle my balls, jiggle my balls I'm going to cum again, I love to taste your pussy juice but next time bring a friend. Love2godown
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12/20/2009 7:06 pm |
To Oh Christmas Tree: Oh big huge cock Oh big huge cock I want to suck you badly Oh big huge cock Oh big huge cock I can't get any sadly I think about it all night long I think about it and sing my song Oh big huge cock Oh big huge cock I want to suck you badly
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12/20/2009 4:54 pm |
Marry Christmas to all of you
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12/20/2009 4:22 pm |
well the weather outside is frighful but the pussy is so delightful and since she has a dick to blow fuck a who fuck and go fuck and go and the signs on her face arnt changing and i brought my dick for pleasing the lights are turned down low fuck and go fuck and go
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Jingle bells, Jingle bells, All is layered with hay. I got myself a huge bonner, praise old christmass day. She always was a great big bitch cumming all the way. She blew a fart earlier on and made the horse's sway. Poor saint nic almost lost his dick which gave more room to play. Jingle bells, jingle bells praise old christmass day.
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12/20/2009 1:07 pm |
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12/20/2009 1:06 pm |
Jingle bells, jingle bells cum all on my face got a cock up in my ass and its pumping at fast pace. Jingle bells, jingle bells doing sixty nine watch all couples hump and fuck with food play and some wine Bodies all around in a ten bed open room sucking noises sound and some ooo I'm cumming soon TSdates.com members signed up for an orgy making night men and women fuck and suck for a Xmasey delight Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells watch me masterbate gangbangs, toys, spanking, blindfolds, and assballs totaling eight. Jingle bells, jingle bells, camcorders delight clits and dicks and dildos licked and cum so thick and white. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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we wish you a merry christmass, we wish you a merry christmass, what a miracules time of the year. Santa cums down the chimmney and I just let out a great big turd on TSdates.com writting wear.
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GO TELL TO THE WORLD, I FOUND WEBSITE BEST OF ALL, THERE I FOUND MY DREAM GIRLS MATURE ONE AND AMATEUR ONE, GO TELL TO THE WORLD, NOW I M BUSY WITH MY TSdates.com, DATING GIRLS FROM EVERYWHERE, EVERY-TYPE AND EVERY-AGE. IF YOU FILL LONELY, JOIN THE TSdates.com THIS CHRISTMAS SEARCH FOR YOUR DATES AND THEN FUCK THEM ALL. GO TELL TO THE WORLD, I FOUND WEBSITE BEST OF ALL,
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GO TELL TO THE WORLD, I FOUND WEBSITE BEST OF ALL, THERE I FOUND MY DREAM GIRLS MATURE ONE AND AMATURE ONE, GO TELL TO THE WORLD, NOW I M BUSY WITH MY TSdates.com, DATING GIRLS FROM EVERYWHERE, EVERY-TYPE AND EVERY-AGE. IF YOU FILL LONLYER, JOIN THE TSdates.com THIS CHRISTMAS SEARCH FOR YOUR DATES AND THEN FUCK THEM ALL. GO TELL TO THE WORLD, I FOUND WEBSITE BEST OF ALL,
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twas the nite before christmas and the elves were all done so it was off to the bar for just alittle fun when they got to the bar what should appear but dear old mrs claus wearing nothing but beer said she was fed up with that asshole this year and needed some real fun so came in for a beer i came here tonight to get myself laid and you boys better do it if you want to get paid so one started licking and two started were fucking and 3 cocks at once mrs claus was sucking by the time it was over she had fucked the whole crew laided covered in cum and drinking a brew said you elves did great and have some nice dicks so what in the fuck do i need with st nick
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i just found this letter my wife must have wrote to dear old st nick but it must be a joke she wants some new new tits the ones that dont sag and an ass that looks great not like two cats in a bag a stomach so flat and as hard as a table and a new button ring to stick in her naval and a brand new pussy the tighter the better and if you could do it can you make it get wetter and the last on her list was the biggest of all make my hubbys cock grow at least 12 inches tall
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i sit here tonight a letter to st nick about just what i want to sit on my dick i want her to be tall nothing short and stubby or ill never be able to get up a chubby id like a red head with nice firm breast and big hard nipples the kind that rub on your chest a pussy real small so wet and so tight to get my cock in it'll take up fight and when she sucks cock it should feel like a pro like i spent 20 dollars on a some young city ho well that is my wish i hope you get this in time so when i wake in the morning its her i do find now if i wake in the morning and find nothing but socks next year you fat ass you can suck on my cock
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twas the nite before christmas as we laid on the bed me rubbing her pussy her stroking my head then right out of the blue she said with a smile i want to see you suck cock and i have for awhile the thought of you sucking on a nice hard pole makes me so wet just look at my hole if you do this for me and go all the way i promise my sister for you the next time we play the next thing i knew there i was on my knees with a big hard cock i needed to please i started off slow just a lick and a nibble till she said take it all enough of that dribble so i slide his cock deep right to the back of my throat then slide his head down without even a choke he came in my mouth a load so big and so bold and i swallowed it all just like i was told i sat there thinking about what i had just done but her and her sister now that would be fun when see reach for her coat and then opened the door i got a sick feeling and fell on the floor she said i am leaving hope you forgive me but you sucking a dick i just had to see so guys get your play first then give them their space or youll end up like me with cum on your face
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we were alone christmas eve when we came apon this site the wife horny as hell so it just seemed kinda right in just a few minutes we were gold memebers you know and down the sex highway the both of us did go in less then an hour we had two cocks in the house standing hard and long here to please the spouse she dropped to her knees a huge cock she was sucking as i taped the whole thing her sucking and fucking she moaned and she groaned her eyes rolled in her head then she came so much it totally soaked the bed then on to her knees mouth opened up wide as they shot their loads down deep inside she swallowed it all then lick then both clean showed them to the door then back to the screen said the nite is still young so what could it hurt to have a cock or two over for alittle desert and when it was over she had been fucked all nite and it all got started by just finding this site
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12/20/2009 7:54 am |
I love pussy a
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12/20/2009 7:50 am |
Got the holiday feeling... use the tune to Jingle bells... Web site bling, web site bling, all over the page Use it well and you can tell I thinks it's all the rage Stick it on the top or place it down below Show him how to get it in or just to catch a "blow" Pretty titties too or double D delight squeeze them, kiss them, show the off: "HEAD LIGHTS" girls : on bright From the boys there's long and thick and others that part the lip But we want them all. Dis 'n lekker jol - Especially those that drip Web site bling, web site bling,all over the page Use it well and you can tell I thinks it's all the rage
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12/20/2009 7:28 am |
hey hey would like to get myself invoved in this as si think i have something that most women are lookin for, i have been a victim of fruad so i realy dont feel comfertable with giving out my banking details
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twas the nite before christmas i was alone in the house just stroking my cock cause i havent a spouse when what do my wondering eyes should appear one really old lady and three mangey reindeer her tits were so saggy they hung to her belly and jiggled around like two bowls full of jelly as i started to rise she grabbed ahold of my cock said i came here tonight to make this place rock she slide off her panties hung them on the deer a big huge brown stain that came from her rear her pussy was huge and smelled like a skunk and slopped real loud while riding my trunk she through back her head and let out a shout then came so hard her teeth fell out she finished me off with a deep throat sucking said i hope you enjoyed your christmas fucking its been many years sense that nite she appeared and left me with crabs then drank all my beer so remember next christmas when you pull out your cocks close all the windows and doors and check all the locks
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I awoke christmas morning a hard cock in my hand getting myself off now that was the plan i laided there stroking my eyes closed shut picturing a blow job by some christmas slut the head of my cock its was as red as a cherry when in through the door walked my wifes sister sherry said something about presents and going downstairs took one look at my cock and stood there and stared the next thing i knew she said oh what the hell and on to my cock her pussy it fell she fucked me so hard i knew cumming was near then pulled out my cock and then into her rear we were cumming so hard she let out a roar and then without warning my wife walked through the door she just smiled at me said merry christmas to all hope she fucked you real good and that isnt all next year is my turn and this place it will rock all i want for christmas is a room full of big cock
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Fucking through the house- Naked tits, ass and dicks- Everyone making their rounds- Trying to find their picks- In swapping there's no shame- Multiple orgasms is the game- So tag one now and lay them down, and fuck the night away. ...\8 Were ready let's get it on >>!
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1 post 12/20/2009 2:46 am |
Those three kings of Trafalgar Square, They found ladies underwear, So fantastic, No elastic Only five pence a pair.
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12/20/2009 1:24 am |
Christmas is cum ing... my my pussy's in a tizz Santa cums downs chimneys... what a waste of jizz Surely he would rather... spray it on my tits He could rub it in all over... while I'll lick off the drips _____________ Fuck the milk and cookies... I'll give him pussy pie He can eat and eat till New Year... use his beard to wipe me dry So if your stocking's rather empty... and there's naught beneath your tree... It's not cause you were naughty, It's cause Santa's screwing me ______________
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Correction to the poem I posted below: Sung to the tune of “We 3 Kings Of Orient Are” We 3 men with huge pricks we are Going down on 1 whore so far Ass and pussy, mouth and footsy We found her at a bar O night of wonder, night of sex Night of pleasure and kinkiness We like women, that are driven By well hung cocks like this Deep hard thrusts to offer have we Sexual delight of high intensity Three rods inside her, lit her fire Sperm dripped from her pussy O night of wonder, we’re not done Another gal, we’ll give her some Dicks need sucking and more fucking We’ll be through after one more cum
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12/19/2009 8:58 pm |
suck my balls suck my balls suck my balls today oh what fun is today to suck my balls on this christmas day ha
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Sung to the tune of “We 3 Kings Of Orient Are” We 3 men with huge pricks we are Going down on 1 whore so far Ass and pussy, mouth and footsy We found her at a bar O night of wonder, night of sex Night of pleasure and kinkiness We like women, that are driven By well hung cocks like this Deep hard thrusts to offer have we Sexual delight of high intensity Three rods inside her, lit her fire As did sperm dripping from her pussy O night of wonder, we’re not done Another gal, we’ll give her some Dicks need sucking and more fucking We’ll be through after one more cum
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time to meet time to find time for fun time time to fuck time to leave lets all enjoy lets all say hell ya
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1 post 12/19/2009 7:22 pm |
Second Annual Naughty Carol Contest To the tune of "Up on the house top" DOWN IN THE BASEMENT LICK! LICK! LICK! INTO THE PUSSY A GOOD HARD DICK FUCKING AND PLAYING WITH LOTS OF TOYS CUMMING AND CUMMING WITH LOTS OF JOY OH! OH! OH! SHOVE IN A TOY OH! OH! OH! FUCK ME BOY DOWN IN THE BASEMENT LICK! LICK! LICK! INTO THE PUSSY A GOOD HARD DICK
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12/19/2009 6:06 pm |
hi i need cute girl
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12/19/2009 5:37 pm |
Your plagaism is legendary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1 post 12/19/2009 4:42 pm |
I love being fucked as much as any girl Legs open and in the air oh darling give it a whirl His nice long cock sliding up my wet cunt I just hope this is'nt going to be a one night stunt Because I need kisses and cuddles and yes love as well After pumping me for 15 minutes he has cum deep inside me and I feel as though I am in his spell Please come back to me darling ---PLEASE
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(Oh Christmas Tree tune) O kiss with me,O kiss with me my big north pole is hard for thee O play with me,O play with me You jiggle jingle oh so lusciously In and out so deep heavenly You shudder oh so breathlessly O kiss with me,O kiss with me I get so large when close to thee O lick with me,O lick with me Your skins tastes so deliciously O lick with me,O lick with me Your silky skin to watch the snow I feel your soft lips all over me You'll squrit so crazy intensely O lick with me,O lick with me O in the air your legs will be O thrust with me,O thrust with me my big pole throbbs so pleasantly O thrust with me,O thrust with me slipping in so tight for thee Up and down and all around the pole sticky sweat and so blissfully O thrust with me,O thrust with me I pull your hair to spank aggressively O plow with me,O plow with me I kiss your lips so tenderly O plow with me,O plow with me Ropes of jizz fly boundlessly On your busty cleaveage for thee We fall asleep so blissfully O sleep with me,O sleep with me We start again exhaustfully O romp with me,O romp with me We grind all night so lustfully O romp with me,O romp with me Your face looks so exquisitely You deep ride me so expertly Your legs shake so uncontrollably O climax with me,O climax with me struck together with harmony...
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12/19/2009 3:30 pm |
Sally had titties that were huge as they could be! With two fat nips that were big and pink that she wanted me to see! There must have been some magic in that big, fine set of tits When she shook them loose and stuck 'em in my face I was tickled all to bits! Sally's fat titties Were as tasty as could be The men all say they would make you hard and her cups musta been a triple E! Sally's big titties Got a little sore that day, So she said let's quit Chewin' on my tits We'll have fun Again some day! Then she ran from away me and I do have to say As she ran she held her tits in her hands, bouncing all the way! She led me down the streets of town Right to the old men's home And only paused a moment when she saw what she had done! Sally's big titties Had every old man's eye They were reaching out to bring 'em to their mouth And some began to cry! Suckety suck suck They pulled on her huge tits Suckety suck suck She let 'em suck on her sore nips!
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12/19/2009 3:14 pm |
'Twas the week before Christmas and I hadn't had any in quite some time. I went on line at A.F.F. looking for one who would might help me feel fine. Up popped a photo of what was the most delicious pussy I've ever seen. I found myself instantly hard and wanted to lick it from the screen. Quickly, I went to her email form where, my hurried fingers rattled across the keys. She said she liked her cunt licked for a good long time, before slithered to the floor, down on her knees. She talked of working my cock until I neared ready to grunt. Then spread her legs with great haste, to take all of me into her cunt. She wanted some really fine fucking for Christmas, not finding any at home or nearby. So, on the internet she went to A.F.F. hoping to find a pleasing cock that would come on the fly. I clicked the "send key" with hopes she would like what I said. And want to spend pleasureful hours on my Christmas bed. She "came" on Christmas Day and I "came" loads in her, 'til the day was gone a'lass. Mounds of pleasure we had seen that day and now she headed home, one tired and pleased little ass.
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I don't want a lot for Christmas There's just one thing I need I just want fuck you underneath the Christmas tree I just want screw you till you cum More than you could ever moan Make my wish cum true Baby all I want for Christmas is to fucking you underneath the Christmas tree. I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need just be my sex slave underneath the Christmas tree Just take those stocking off and g-string too Hang them upon the fireplace while I am screwing you. Santa Claus won't make me happy With a blow up doll on Christmas day I just want you for for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish cum true All I want for Christmas is to be fucking you I won't ask for much this Christmas I won't even wish for lifetime supply of trojans I'm just gonna keep on jacking off thinking of fucking you underneath the Christmas tree I won't make a list and send it To the North Pole for Saint Nick cause all he going to do is think about fucking you underneath the Christmas tree too. I won't even stay awake to Hear those horny reindeer jackin off Cause I just want cum tonight in your pussy that's so tight What more can I do Baby all I want for Christmas is to fucking you underneath the Christmas tree tonight...
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12/19/2009 12:58 pm |
jingle bells hell iwant a treat ladys pull up your skirts and let me eat ill poke you and stroke you till you quiver with delite then ill kiss youall over and to keep you wet all nite your pussy all drippin and your ass filled with delite ill leave you yurnin for next year cause santa gave you all for the nite merry xmas all nasty ladys as i fly out of site
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12/19/2009 12:19 pm |
sex is the best meaning of pleasure but being happy need warm hugs more than sex...being a person with well minded,passionate,warmness ,kindness ,hugable & kissable make u a good partner its more than sex..its about meaning of be in love or be loved
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12/19/2009 11:37 am |
IT CAN BE YOU'R
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Money's Short, Times are Hard, Here's your fucking X-Mas Card
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twas the morning after xmas , when i relays i was not at my house oh me oh my. i tried to get up but my ass was hurting my hands was slick and so was my dicky my Beard was hard what was i to do, i look next to me.it was my na-ber . she was lay-ed out like a buffet on a table. her man was still in dog-ge oh what have i done. the dog was out with dong hanging out, oh me oh my what have i done.so i jumped up look out side something shaking me very hard.then it happen i open my eyes there was my wife what a nice surprise {it was a dream that i had no more tequila i sayed}
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Twas a slut before Christmas horny as hell. To that end she'll be ringing your bell. Some features were stirring from under her blouse. Her nipples were stiffening. She was moaning quite loud. All thru the night and thru the day. All she could think of was being rolled in the hay. Too many dicks? To that she says nay. There’s never enough. If there's one lacking, she'll lick on a muff. One in her mouth one in her hand. Two holes left boys, no need to stand. Waiting and watching all short of breath. Watch what she does, you might just be fainting. Black net silk stockings hung round her derriere. Landing strip waxed, but finished with Nair. Her legs spread wide toes high in the air. Cum smasher, cum dancers, cum prancers, and vixen. On Cupid, cum Donald, and more long dicks in. Deep in my cunt, deep in my ass, don't dash away. Please cum in my mouth!!!! As wet as the eves when hurricanes flow. My pussy will be when your cum blows. No matter where you go, there you are. Me !!!!!!!!!!!!
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With my candy cane always at the ready, and your sweet cookie in my mouth, your hand... the perfect grip- your cunt the tightest fit- Let me show you what giving is all about. Lapping up the joy spewed from cock you remark, "Good to the very last drop!" Then, pulling the mistletoe over your clit, you press my hot mouth onto your wet lips. I sucked your clit hard- with all of my might, in hopes that your gift was just out of sight... And indeed it was! And I drank your honey like Nectar from the Gods! Just so much to be thankful for- and I certainly tried... to have as much fun and take as much time in the opening of your box as getting inside.
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12/19/2009 5:18 am |
great pics as always
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12/19/2009 5:09 am |
NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS ALL IS CUMMING EVEN THE MICE , WE HEARD SUCH MOANS [ MMMM ] [ HARDER HARDER] I AROUSE FROM MY BED , AND THERE WAS SANTA THERE HE WAS ON HIS KNEES WITH HIS LONG TONGUE OUT SAYING HO HO HO ITS SO GOOD HE SAY THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS I EVER HAD ,,, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT
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12/19/2009 3:08 am |
WHITE MISTRESS ************** I'm dreaming of a white mistress Just like the ones that used to blow, Where her inner-lips glisten and nipples risen When TSdates.com's last win was from dough... I'm dreaming of a white mistress With every INVITE that I write, May your pictures be sexy and bright And may all your orifices be tight... I'm dreaming of a white mistress With every hottie on this site, May our nights be sweaty and right And end with pearl necklaces so white!
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the snow is falling all around, and inside my clothes, on the ground, my cock is warm in your tight surround, all this i get for twenty pound,
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12/18/2009 10:53 pm |
I saw you! hot and sexy in this site in my dream thoughts. You laid me in my thoughts and there i was very naked b4 you; a beautiful looking woman downloading me on your bed on X-mass day 2009. It was so wseet that i quickly came over here to find a real drama. Plz down load me on your bed just b4 X-mas day 2009
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12/18/2009 8:42 pm |
I saw a babe at last night, I saw here in my dream-site, Full beautifull like fairy child, Her hair were long & feet were light, Her face was flashing with pretty light, She was looking like stone of marble, She was amazing & marvelous like Goddess of love, I really want to admire/worship her beauty on X-mas 2009. Is that you SWEET HEART who were in my dream-site ! Please download me on your bed in X-mas 2009.
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1 post 12/18/2009 8:19 pm |
Joy to the world,I just got laid I did not have to pay she got down on her knees said cock for me please she sucked and fucked all night she sucked and fucked all night she sucked,she sucked and fucked all night!
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Here cums Santa Claus, here cums Santa Claus, Right now Santa Claus's laid; Vixen and Slutty and all his whores Fucking along the way; Men are rimming, Women are sucking, All is merry and bright; Fuck your hearts out and scream "oh God" 'Cause Santa Claus cums tonight.
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12/18/2009 3:05 pm |
twas the night before i got laid ,i went to bed with a stiff one waiting for the sound of miss claues sneaking through my house. within a few minutes i heard her prance down the hall right to my room i gave her a look thats alll it took for me to blow my load till next year she said with a great big grin ,i might get to ride that thing so be good for goodness sake i want that thing next year......
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I've used a few of the less popular, rarely sung and wordy verses near the end but ommitted a fair bit of the song. Read to the tune of: O' Cum All Ye Faithful. 198 Words according to MS Word! (I'm likely going to Hell for writing this!!!) O Cum, just a face full, Lick the shaft’s circumference. O’ come she, all over me, ride my face again. Come now, and ride it, pussy, mouth, or anal. I cum, it drips off your chin She comes and glazes my chin I cum, so deep in her quim Christ! Some more! Scream, streams of jism, writhe in exultation. O scream, all ye citizens, who ride, buck, and shove! Glorious wad, fills her pussy’s tightness. I cum, it drips off your chin, She comes and glazes my chin, I cum, so deep in her quim! Christ! Some more! See how she purrs now, soaked in sweat, I cradle. Stroking my cock, I sigh as I gaze. She then shall quiver, bent o’er, Filled, so deep. I cum, it drips off her chin, She comes and glazes my chin, I cum, so deep in her quim! Christ! Some more! “Oh Lord”, she begs me, “Go Down!”, now she’s moaning, Pulls me to her petals, deep my tongue be driv’n. Suck her clit further, Swollen flesh appearing…. I cum, it drips off your chin, She comes and glazes my chin, I cum, so deep in her quim! Christ! Some more!
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12/18/2009 2:19 pm |
Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.
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12/18/2009 12:48 pm |
Tit,was the night before christmas,and all through the house,all the girls where naked,even my spouse.they passed around the toys and gel,oh what a glorious smell.santa came down the chimney,and saw he was in heaven.imeaditly pulled out his eleven.you know he fucked the whole house,eveven my mouse.and then he turned to say he was done,and thanked everone for the fun.he left in a flash,but foregot his stash.we opened the bag,and to our amazed joy,we saw it full of new toys. have a merry a.f.f. christmas,to all. from peachparter.
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12/18/2009 9:51 am |
Frosty That Fucker Frosty, that Fucker, was a very fucked up dude, Smacked his wife and ran like hell, ‘cuz she’s a very bitchy prude. Frosty, that Fucker, took a hit of LSD Then he went from bar to bar searching for a certain Lady. There must have been some shit mixed in the LSD he bought For when he popped it in his mouth, he found the Lady he sought. Oh, Frosty that Fucker was as hard as he could be; And the Lady knelt unzipped his pants Cackling “This is all for me”. Suck me faster, suck me harder Look at Lady go. Take me deeper, deeper and deeper Look out I’m gonna blow. Frosty, that Fucker threw her hard down on her back, Spread her legs and slammed inside her while she fondled with his sack. Sliding in and out, her moans and screams muffled by his big wide chest Tongues here and there, licking and tasting, suckling on her breasts. He fucked her long and hard all night but she always wanted more, He only paused a moment when she wanted off the floor. But Frosty, that Fucker knew he had to hurry and finish, Cops are out and about looking for him and he’s a little bit skittish. So he fucked her faster, fucked her harder In and out he goes. He fucked her deeper, harder and faster One more grunt he blows. Oh, Frosty that Fucker, threw his head back as he came So satiated that he expected her to be the same Frosty that Fucker, was too late to realize his folly The Lady he fucked was a homeless woman from the alley.
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12/18/2009 7:46 am |
Sung to 'Hark the Herald Angels Sing' Hark the herald angels sing Viagra pills are just the thing One for man, but none for child Oh my goodness, aren't they mild If you want her to go to heaven Then take six or maybe seven If you want her to go to hell Then swallow the whole damn box as well Hark the haerald angels sing Viagra pills are just the thing
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To the tune of Andy Williams’ Christmas classic hit ”It’s the most wonderful time of the year” ----------------------------------------------------------------- It’s the most Fok’ed up time of the year With spoiled kids all yelling, And everywon smelling of alcohol and beer It’s the most Fok’ed up time of the year It’s the crap-crappiest season of all With restricted holiday greetings, and gay story readings from some old goofball It’s the crap-crapiest season of all There’ll be parties to get toasted With dumb f*ckers boastin’ that nowon can drive in the snow There’ll be harried host stories Sales of weird toys and dumba$$es all spending their dough It’s the most Fok’ed up time of the year There’ll be middle fingers showin’ And tempers will be growin’ While everywon shops in fear It’s the most Fok’ed up time of the year There’ll be parties to get toasted With dumb f*ckers boastin’ that nowon can drive in the snow There’ll be harried host stories Sales of weird toys and dumba$$es all spending their dough It’s the most Fok’ed up time Yes, the most Fok’ed up time Oh the most Fok’ed up time of the year ----------------------------------------------------------------- © “Fok’ed Up” Lyrics by --WonDumFok-- Won .
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12/18/2009 6:20 am |
hark the horny people cum. spraying over face to bum. sucking dick,and licking cream eating pussy.it tasted like a dream. loud the ladies scream fuck me under mistletoe and by tree filling her with x mas cheer damn lets be naughty all year hark the horny people cum drink each other, mmm yum
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12/18/2009 5:33 am |
To the tune of “Joy to the World” Joy to my snatch! My man is hard Let me receive a fuc-KING Let everyone else prepare to watch And men and women gasp And men and women gasp And men, and women, will all be hard & gasp Joy to my snatch! My bell is what he RINGS! Let men choose…who’s next: While he prepares to flood, My tits, my ass, and cunt, As I scream all the sounds of joy As I scream all the sounds of joy Scream, Scream satisfaction and joy!!! Yes More!! Bring on the other men Their dicks will infest my land He can until he squirts on my face Grab, tug, pull, and squeeze Grab, tug, pull, and squeeze Grab me! Tug, Pull and Squeeze ME!!! My pussy rules this room with sex and lust! It makes all horny n hard making men and women hot I will even lick some clit right here Lick some clit right here Lick some clit right here Oh I will lick and suck all that are found
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1 post 12/18/2009 4:27 am |
On Chrstmas Eve, We heard him on the roof, My 18 year old sister, in her night gown, rushed to the chimney, she was all aloof, she opened her mouth and shouted, "Santas cumming down!" I looked and saw all this white spoof, and my sisters mouth was filling, til she might drown, then i saw his fat cock descending all uncouth, then suddenly he was on her, his cock buried in her mound, next appeared his elves taking turns to fill her with their youth, They then began to sing together "Santas cumming to town!"
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12/18/2009 2:50 am |
OK ... this is entry number 2 .... Obviously, it's to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas". In order to get it under the 200 word cap, I had to use just the first line of each verse ... you can fill them in as you sing it to yourselves On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... a sloppy blowjob down upon her knees. On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... two tits to cum on, and a sloppy blowjob down upon her knees. On the 3rd day of Christmas, My true love gave to me... Three holes to ravage ... On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Four naughty cam shows ... On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Five Porn DVD's ... On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... six naughty stories ... On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 7 nifty sex toys ... On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...8 masturbators ... On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...9 strippers stripping ... On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...10 gushing squirters ... On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...11 new positions ... On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...12 sexy swingers, 11 new positions, 10 gushing squirters, 9 strippers stripping, 8 masturbators, 7 nifty sex toys. 6 naughty stories... 5 porn DVD's...4 naughty cam shows, 3 holes to ravage, two tits to cum on, and a sloppy blowjob down upon her knees. Working on my black belt in Kama Sutra....
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12/18/2009 2:28 am |
My entry in the contest .... t the tune of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" I want a squirting redhead for Christmas Only a squirting redhead will do I'm tired of jerking off to kinky porn and then getting horny and having to jerk off all over again I want a squirting redhead for Christmas I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you? He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue Just bring her through the bedroom door, that's the easy thing to do I can see me now on Christmas morning, waking to a blowjob Oh what joy and what surprise when she straddles me and rides and squirts her girly-gushy load all over me I want a squirting redhead for Christmas Only a squirting redhead will do No silly porn, no dirty magazines Just a sexy redhead who I can think is cool One that really seems to like me too I'd fuck her till she cums, but then turn her over, get behind her and fuck her once again There's lots of room for her in my big double bed I'd lick her there and fuck him there and let her give me head I can see me now on Christmas morning, waking to a blowjob Oh what joy and what surprise when she straddles me and rides and squirts her girly-gushy load all over me I want a squirting redhead for Christmas Only a squirting redhead will do No silly porn, no dirty magazines Just a sexy redhead who I can think is cool One that really seems to like me too Working on my black belt in Kama Sutra....
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1 post 12/18/2009 12:58 am |
Jingle balls Jingle balls Do me all the way Oh, what fun it is to do her to-day Jingle balls jingle balls jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to drive it in her all the way Jingle balls jingle balls jingle all the way…. Oh, what fun it is to ride her in my ass today Jingle balls jingle balls jingle balls won’t you suck me now Oh, what fun it is to fuck in Santa’s sleigh while you can see us mow
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12/17/2009 10:50 pm |
post2166056 well the jeans had cum out since the last date before, the bloody hoe was ringing for more, so i ingnored all my friends and called her again. it was the night before christmas 40 below when i meet a girl she was a hoe. inspite of her nature i thought i give it a go. with her pants off now i knew i was done. fucking hoe fucking hoe, she screaming though the house bringing good times to all herself and a good time to man. well she had me dead in her sight,she forced me to undress and fuck her from behind so why didnt i blow well we never no or was it because of the screaming below. fucking hoe fucking hoe, screaming though the house bringing good times to all herself and good times to man. she made me fuck her deep in the behind, she tried to make me cum in her behind. well i thought it was the end. when she cried out lets do it again well she offered to give me another go but i just kissed her and said your a hoe. and then with a hug we were both on our way each knowing we meet on some other day. fucking hoe fucking hoe screaming through the house bringing good times to all herself and good times to man
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12/17/2009 7:21 pm |
I WAS FUCKING MY GIRL FRIEND LAST WEEK, AND MY DOG WAS BESIDE ME CRYING,WEN I TOOK A LOOK VERY WELL, MY DOG WAS VERY HARD,I SHORT, I ASK MY DOG WATS THE PROBLEM AND HE WAS KNOCKING HIS HEAD, MEANS HE WANT TO FUCK MY GIRL FRIEND,SINCE THEN HE NEVER BE HAPPY AND HE REFUSE TO EAT, PLEASE HELP ME BEG MY DOG TO EAT BEFORE I KILL HIM BECAUSE OF MY GIRL FRIEND, PLEASE EVERY ONE IF UR WIFE OR GIRL FRIEND IS SLEEPING TRY TO COVER HER VERY WELL, BECAUSE OF YOUR DOG, I DON'T KNOW THE TYPE OF DOG WE HAVING IN OUR HOME THIS TIME, WEN THEM WITH U THEY WILL NOT GET HARD BUT WEN THEM SEE UR WIFE OR UR GIRL FRIEND THEY START GET HARD. HAPPY XMAS EVERY ONE AND HAVE A FUN, TRY TO FUCK HARD THIS TIME AROUND SO THAT PUSSY WILL CRY FOR HELP, IF YOUR COOK IS NOT STRONG USE YOUR HEAD, SOME WOMAN IF YOU PUT YOUR HEAD IN THERE PUSSY,THEY PUSSY WILL SWALLOW YOUR HEAD,EVEN IF YOU FORCE ALL YOUR BODY IN THEY PUSSY THEY PUSSY WILL SWALLOW ALL YOUR BODY, ONLY WHAT WILL REMAIN IS YOUR SHOES,MAYBE YOU MAY CALL YOUR FRIEND AROUND TO HELP YOU HOLD YOUR LEG, SO YOU WILL NOT LOST INSIDE HER PUSSY, STAY BLESSED
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12/17/2009 6:12 pm |
WE WISH YOU A GOOD ORGASM, WE WISH YOU A GOOD ORGASM, WE WISH YOU A GOOD ORGASM AND A BIG STIFF DICK.
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12/17/2009 3:46 pm |
(Oh Christmas Tree) O fuck with me, O fuck with me My cock is hard as mohagany O fuck with me, O fuck with me You jiggle oh so luciously In and out so heavenly You shudder oh so breathlessly O fuck with me, O fuck with me I get so hard when close to thee O fuck with me, O fuck with me Your skins tastes so delicously O fuck with me, O fuck with me Your wet and deep as the sea I feel your lips all over me You'll cum like crazy I gaurantee O fuck with me, O fuck with me O' in the air your legs will be O fuck with me, O fuck with me My cock throbbs so painfully O fuck with me, O fuck with me Sliping in so easily Up and down and lubriciously Sticky sweet and blissfully O fuck with me, O fuck with me I pull your hair aggressively O fuck with me, O fuck with me I kiss your lips so blushingly O fuck with me, O fuck with me Ropes of cum fly boundlessly On your tummy capaciously We fall asleep so blissfully O fuck with me, O fuck with me We start again enexhaustably O fuck with me, O fuck with me We grind all night so exotically O fuck with me, O fuck with me Your face looks so exquisitely You ride me so expertly Your legs shake uncontrollably O fuck with me, O fuck with me Stuck together with sweat we will be
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12/17/2009 11:44 am |
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....a site full of raunchy photos. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....2 SP Award forums and a site full of raunchy photos. On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...3 "would you do me?" polls, 2 SP Award forums and a site full of raunchy photos. On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....4 perverted gifts, 3 "would you do me?" polls, 2 SP Award forums, and a site full of raunchy photos. On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE draaaaaaaammmmma queeeeeeeens! 4 perverted gifts, 3 "Would you do me?" polls, 2 SP Award forums, and a site full of raunchy photos. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....6 attention whores, FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE draaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmma queeeeeeeeeens! 4 perverted gifts, 3 "Would you do me?" polls, 2 SP Award forums, and a site full of raunchy photos. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....7 shoutouts, 6 attention whores, FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE draaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmma queeeeeens! 4 perverted gifts, 3 "Would you do me?" polls, 2 SP Award forums, and a site full of raunchy photos. On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....8 blogs of poems, 7 shoutouts, 6 attention whores, FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE draaaaammmmma queeeeeeeens! 4 perverted gifts, 3 "Would you do me?" polls, 2 SP Award forums, and a site full of raunchy photos. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....9 mods pulling their hair out, 8 blogs of poems, 7 shoutouts, 6 attention whores, FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE draaaaammmmma queeeeeeeens! 4 perverted gifts, 3 "Would you do me?" polls, 2 SP Award forums, and a site full of raunchy photos. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....10 tickets pending, 9 mods pulling their hair out, 8 blogs of poems, 7 shoutouts, 6 attention whores, FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE draaaaammmmma queeeeeeeens! 4 perverted gifts, 3 "Would you do me?" polls, 2 SP Award forums, and a site full of raunchy photos. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...11 private access requests, 10 tickets pending, 9 mods pulling their hair out, 8 blogs of poems, 7 shoutouts, 6 attention whores, FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE draaaaammmmma queeeeeeeens! 4 perverted gifts, 3 "Would you do me?" polls, 2 SP Award forums, and a site full of raunchy photos. On the Twelvth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....12 hours of numb butt, 11 private access requests, 10 tickets pending, 9 mods pulling their hair out, 8 blogs of poems, 7 shoutouts, 6 attention whores, FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE draaaaammmmma queeeeeeeens! 4 perverted gifts, 3 "Would you do me?" polls, 2 SP Award forums, and A SITE FULL OF RAUNCHY PHOTOS!!!!
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12/17/2009 11:03 am |
UP STAIRS I HEARD SUCH A CLATTER I JUMPED FROM MY EASY CHAIR TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER WHEN I GOT TO MY ROOM THERE WERE SANTAS ELFS DOGGIEING MY WIFE USEING A LATTER
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12/17/2009 8:52 am |
All I Want For Christmas Beautiful lights everywhere Me in some sexy underwear Blue, Pink, Yellow, or Red I want a man that gives great head Licking my pussy like never before As soon as i open up that pink little door I want him to do a whole lot more Entering me with a stiff hard dick Fucking me like we are making a flick Fucking under the Christmas tree Lying there in sexual bliss Waiting on that magical kiss While your sucking on my clit I'm loving every minute of it.
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12/17/2009 2:30 am |
I'm Dreaming of a Wet Clitoris I'm dreaming of a Wet Clitoris With some gal shelt'ring from the snow As our cunt lips glisten Our tongues will stiffen And we'll devour each other down below! I'm dreaming that I'll Eat Clitoris While drinking girlie nog and wine We'll explore with fingers As our sweet smell lingers Then we'll both get off from "69"! I'm dreaming of a Pet Clitoris Someone with lovely pussy lips When she pulls her lace down And screams the place down 'Cos I've made her so juicy that she drips! I'm creaming my Erect Clitoris Watching the lesbians have fun Give me breasts to suck on A fur rug to fuck on And some lez porn to excite me 'til I cum! I'm streaming from my Jet Clitoris With each ejaculate I'll cry May our nips be always erect And may all our clitorises be wet!
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Our Final verse of the 12 days of Christmas On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 12 couples fucking, 11 Strippers dancing, 10 Titties bouncing, 9 Ladies sucking, 8 Cameras Flashing, 7 Beds a-rockin, 6 Men a-licking, 5 Blow up Dolls, 4 Leather whips, 3 Cock Rings, 2 Vibrators, and one fantastic house party. JR
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12/16/2009 7:04 pm |
Sweet girl whose been gang banged ( to the tune of Little town of Bethlehem) oh sweet girl whose been gang banged how still we see thee lie, with pulse raising and eyes so wide, as all the cocks go by; Yet on your thighs so tired glistening so bright the cum and sweat of all the dicks are mixed and drip tonight For the party is a swinging and gathered all around while wives at home their beds they warm to men you have worn out... O morning stars together proclaim it a success and praises to your husband dear your gang bang was the best
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12/16/2009 5:53 pm |
silent night lonley night turn on your cams for someone tonight. Have some fun pull out their cock stroking it, For all who came to watch you on this very night,for all who came to be with you while you play with your balls on cam tonight.Watch and play we all have a good time because we both got what we wanted tonight.It was a good time being with someone at chrismas time ,togeather we are joined by this link, on a pc is what connects us this chrismas day. Playing and chatting is all the same. What we are doing is bonding in our own special ways. Make it about chrismas with someone today. Its easy just turn on your pc go to the web and pick a link to chat and invite all the people on the web into your life ,sharing giving to others thats way and I dont care if its just showing your cock on the internet for all to see. It just might lead you to that person you yearn for with each passing day, beause its chrismas time and things happen that we can't explain.
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12/16/2009 5:26 pm |
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas Ev’rywhere you look. Even checking the TSdates.com site, with new local users oh what a sight. Wanting to lick pussy to an orgasmic brook It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas With toys upon the floor. Looking hot as your toy wanders south as my stiff cock keeps probing your mouth. Maybe even the toy being controlled by Sue, or Thor. Your legs up in the air, your wet pussy wanting to share. To feel a hard cock pounding deep within you My hands on your hips, groans coming from your lips We turn over, you can ride me like a Cowgirl so true. You start screaming words so horny, dirty and blue. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas Ev’rywhere you look. Retreating towards the shower with water streaming through your hot flower. Your hands on the tiles, my cock in deep and you just shook. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas I can feel your juices flow. When you cum around my shaf’ on your knees I give you a cum bath. We kiss and taste each others juices now. NITHIN
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1 post 12/16/2009 4:45 pm |
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas Ev’rywhere you look. Even checking the TSdates.com site, with new local users oh what a sight. Wanting to lick pussy to an orgasmic brook It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas With toys upon the floor. Looking hot as your toy wanders south as my stiff cock keeps probing your mouth. Maybe even the toy being controlled by Sue, or Thor. Your legs up in the air, your wet pussy wanting to share. To feel a hard cock pounding deep within you My hands on your hips, groans coming from your lips We turn over, you can ride me like a Cowgirl so true. You start screaming words so horny, dirty and blue. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas Ev’rywhere you look. Retreating towards the shower with water streaming through your hot flower. Your hands on the tiles, my cock in deep and you just shook. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas I can feel your juices flow. When you cum around my shaf’ on your knees I give you a cum bath. We kiss and taste each others juices now.
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1 post 12/16/2009 4:11 pm |
Fucking while it snows On a bed like a sleigh O’er the dick the pussy goes Moaning all the way Sucking on her boobs Grabbing her hips tight What fun it is to watch the wife Fuck and suck tonight Oh, fuck my wife, fuck my wife Give her a cream pie Oh, what fun it is to watch My wife fucking another guy A day or two ago I wanted to have him cum Deep inside her pussy Then I wanted some Slowly down I go To get a little taste As she gives him a blow I taste his thick white paste Oh, fuck my wife, fuck my wife Give her a cream pie Oh, what fun it is to watch My wife fucking another guy
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1 post 12/16/2009 3:24 pm |
[to the tune of Silent Night] Silent Night, gagged so tight All is calm, she so slight Fine young virgin, no longer a child Proud young breasts, so tender and mild Awaits her heavenly fuck Master has got good luck Silent night, tied so tight Master drools, at the sight Cock engorged, he moves to her Seven voyeurs, cry Alleluia! So ends the fetish hunt Master enters her cunt Silent night, gagged so tight Voyeurs cocks, swell at the sight Wank their cocks, all over the place Shoot their loads, all over her face She begins to hum Master shoots his cum
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12/16/2009 3:12 pm |
The Sexy Dream.......He walked by in those tight fittin jeans. My body trembled and I wanted to scream. He turned around and his eyes met mine. Oh, baby he looked mighty fine. I wondered if he would have been shocked if he found out I REALLY wanted to suck his cock? But I pulled myself together and thought to myself "Calm yourself, put your hormones back upon the shelf." He turned around and walked forth. And I shouted come on back here I want more. Then he turned and looked at me with a small grin. Damn, right there in that moment I wanted to sin. I began to pull him in close to me and open his zipper up so I could set that cock free. He stepped back just a bit and started drooling for my tits. My heart was aching with desire and my spirits grew even higher as he turned and walked my way. Oh baby, he was making my day. He sat down with passion in his eyes, but all I could notice..were those thighs. He took my hand and almost spoke, but damnit at that moment...I awoke....
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Jinglefuck...to Jingle Bells music Dashing round the house...making things so right I'm having people over, to get na-ked with tonight! I've laid out party favors, condoms, toys, and such and hope that all are comfy cuz I love to fuck a bunch! Ooooooo, jingle my balls...I'll finger your clit...cummin every way it's so fun, to know others, like me who like to play-a! I'll suck your tits, you lick my dick, sit here on my face... I hope you have a lot of fun and cum often at my place. I grabbed some games to play, naked twister is the bomb you spin the wheel around and get a facefull of my dong... It may put you in positions, you may not think are right but as long as we get off more than once, the night will seem all right. Ooooooo, jingle my balls...I'll finger your clit...cummin every way it's so fun, to know others, like me who like to play-a! I'll suck your tits, you lick my dick, sit here on my face... I hope you have a lot of fun and cum often at my place.
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1 post 12/16/2009 2:37 pm |
Post 2166056Jingle balls jingle balls jingling sweet jingling beneath my cock gitty up jingle balls pick sume speed jingle around my cock slick and jingling solid and sweet that's the way I beat my meat jingle ball jingle ball sweaty and hot thas the jingle balls Rock!
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Sung to the tune of “It Came Upon A Midnight Clear” She came upon by prick so near My glorious cock of old She bent and deepthroated it to my balls That slut was really quite bold Sucking and licking she wouldn’t stop Not that I wanted her to My dick kept growing so hard and long Until cum from inside it blew She went and lay upon my bed With my sperm running down her chin She spread her legs and then she said Her pussy licking better begin I drank her juices and made her cum But it didn’t end there Doggie style we both enjoyed On the bed, floor and everywhere
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12/16/2009 12:11 pm |
WALKIN' ROUND IN WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR __________________________________ (to be sung to "Walkin' In A Winter Wonderland") Lacy things -- the wife is missin', Didn't ask -- her permission, I'm wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the store -- there's a teddy, Little straps -- like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the office there's a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa, Man!" "Let's wait until our wives are out of town!" Later on, if you wanna, We can dress -- like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear! Lacy things... missin', Didn't ask... permission, Wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
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12/16/2009 11:45 am |
All I Want For Christmas Beautiful lights everywhere Me in some sexy underwear Blue, Pink, Yellow, or Red I want a man that gives great head Licking my pussy like never before As soon as i open up that pink little door I want him to do a whole lot more Entering me with a stiff hard dick Fucking me like we are making a flick
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12/16/2009 11:29 am |
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[to the tune of "Let It Snow"] Her hair’s amber and she’s delightful, her ass so tight it’s almost frightful, and she doesn’t like to say no, What a ho! What a ho! What a ho! She doesn’t show signs of pausing, on my lap she’s grind’ and popping, then she’ll push my face down low, What a ho! What a ho! What a ho! When her friend comes to say goodnight, having made herself wet with some porn. You bare her ass and take a bite, Suddenly my hard-on’s re-born. All three bodies are bump and grinding, and our passion’s almost blinding, but since you love it when I call you so, What a ho! What a ho! What a ho!
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12/16/2009 6:29 am |
i saw mummy sucking santa clause, underneath the mistletoe so bright she didnt see me creep, downstairs to have a peep she thought that i was tuck up in my bedroom masturbate oh what a shock it would have been, if daddy would only see mummy sucking santa clauseeeeeeee last night
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to the toon of good king wencelas Good queen wencel-arse last porked out on the feast of stephen, When his ass was hanging out, deep and wet and steaming... Brightly shone the cock that night, thought the ass was luuuubed, When stud man came in sight gathering all the seeeeeeemen. So wencel-arse he held on tight,as though his days were numbered, poor damn sod he was a sight, thought he had been buggered, When the stud man turned around,he saw his wifes feet, Stud man had buggered them both up, on this xmas eeeeeeeeeve
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12/16/2009 12:08 am |
(O Little Town of Bethlehem) Oh, humongous cock how you'd make my world rock If you'd let me polish your knob tonight Oh humongous cock how you'd make my world rock To bring along a diesel cock Bud surely would be alright Oh, humongous cock how you'd make my world rock If I could dine on you and taste the nectar from your stiff hose Oh, humongous cock how you'd make my world rock As Diesel Cock burrows up my ample ass ,strikes a rodeo pose then discharges all his might Oh, humongous cock how you'd make my world rock As you plunge the magic wand into the depths of my delight and the diesel's bodacious stick and succulent fruit are being warmed and suckled out of sight As the heat rises to a feverous pitch I whisper into their ears My fondest hopes and dreams throughout the years Tho I know you fornicated and fondled best you could, "I still long to be sandwedged by none other than Tiger Woods!"
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Barbie the Nympho ( sung to “Frosty the Snowman) Barbie the Nympho had a very slick wet hole With perky tits and a sweet round ass And a hunger for hard cocks Barbie the Nympho was insatiable they say She was made of dreams but her suitors Know how she came to life one day There must have been some magic in that Old brass bell they rang For when they clanged it twice She began to fuck around Barbie the Nympho Felt alive as she could be And the Swingers say she could suck and fuck With you, with them and me Thumpety Hump-Hump Thumpety Hump-Hump Look at Barbie go Thumpety Hump-Hump Thumpety Hump-Hump On and on she goes Barbie the Nympho knew her cunt was hot that day So she said, shove it in and we’ll have some fun Now before you melt away Down to the Marina with hard dicks in her hand Sucking here and there all around the boat Saying Fuck me all you men! She led them from the couch to bed and right up to the rail When she felt one slammed up deep inside She began to moan and wail For Barbie the Nympho was on a mission that fine day Then she waved her tush saying won’t you try To fuck me more this day Thumpety Hump-Hump Thumpety Hump-Hump Look at Barbie go Thumpety Hump-Hump Thumpety Hump-Hump On and on she goes
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1 post 12/15/2009 9:35 pm |
Sing these lyrics like you would sing jingle Bells, snuck in to my room, like a cat watching a mouse. she had a clit ring in her pussy, and a dildo in her mouth. she laid down on my bed and said what do you think. I looked between her legs about the time her asshole winked. OHHHHHH, Stuck it in, stuck it in, Her ass all the way forced it in, slid it out, and stuck it in her mouth, ohhhhh stuck it in stuck it in her ass all the way forced it in and slid it out and blew my cum wad in her mouth. second verse faster than the first.
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12/15/2009 9:18 pm |
Naughty Wonderland Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland Glittered breasts...they are a glistenin. Ladies Moan....are ya listenin. It's a beautiful sight...Walkin tonite... Walkin in a naughty wonderland. In the chatrooms you can be a freak..man All the hotties with their bods so tight. On the IM you can see their...curves man. It's such a horny person's sex delight! Gold and Sil..ver members smiling At all the folks...they are profiling. It's a beautiful sight.....Walkin tonite In Passion.com's perfect naughty wonderland!
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Naughty Carole Contest 606 Done to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting On AN OPen Fire" Big nuts roasting on an open fire..... My busts dangleing at his nose..... He,me and my gurl being swung by a tire..... My folks testing their labidos..... Everybody knows...., to jerk me and stroke my ego..... helps to make my face appear bright..... Line of jocs with their balls in a row..... Will find it hard to creep tonight..... We know that Santa comes in many shades..... He's loading lots of adult toys and BOOBIES (.)(.) on his sleigh..... And in my members file I will try..... To see if SWINGERS are really fly..... And so I'm offering this "CLIT" for play..... To dicks that know just what to do..... Although it's been said, many Friendly Finds, Friendly Ways..... Merry Christmas to you......!! P.S. I hope this is in the contest section this time. Well...I'll pop out now Luv...Mysterious{=}
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12/15/2009 8:08 pm |
C:\Documents and Settings\User\My Documents\My Pictures\Santa.jpg Have a hottie naughty Christmas! It's the breast time of the year! Lotsa "elves", With lovely shelves, And red-furred white-trimmed rears! Have a hottie naughty Christmas! And when you walk down the street Say hello, To girls who show, Their reindeer-rumps so sweet! Oh, ho! Your missile-toe! Hung where she can see! Some hottie waits for you - Kisses, from her knees! Have a hottie naughty Christmas! It's the breast time of the year! The egg-nog From your yule-log Will fill her cup with cheer! Have a hottie naughty Christmas! And when your girl trims your tree Stand below, Her ladder, So, Her balsam fir you'll see! Oh, ho! Her Camel-Toe! Wondrous woman's Vee! Her stocking waits for you - Stuff it, once for me! Have a hottie naughty Christmas! With a case or two of beer - Get her blotty! Have a hottie naughty Christmas, This year!
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1 post 12/15/2009 6:37 pm |
His nuts roasting with hot desire My teeth nipping at his clothes Lay me down, legs spread by the fire And start licking upward from my toes Everybody knows a dildo and some anal beads Help to make a woman writhe Giant cocks with their red, horny heads Will make it hard to sleep tonight You know my cream is on its way You’ve made me wet enough to keep me here till day And every time I cum, I scream your name And when I make you spurt, you do just the same And so I’m offering tomorrow night To any man who cares to see the sight Of me on my knees, on the end of his huge dick Just as long as it fits
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12/15/2009 1:59 pm |
Dashing Through The Hoe's ... Dashing through the hoe's On a very busy night Over the rail we go Cumming all the way Balls on asses wack Making temperatures rise Oh what fun it is to ride a hoe With a hole ohhh so hot n wet Ohhh lick my balls, lick my balls Lick my balls and shaft Oh what fun it is to ride a hoe With a hole so hot and wet
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12/15/2009 1:22 pm |
ok here goes>>> oh the weather out side is frightful but her tits are so delightful .... and if you want to make her glow lick her hole,lick her hole,lick her hole......[image]
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1 post 12/15/2009 12:44 pm |
silent night with my dick in her Tite pussy hole oooo what a hole sliding in so tender and right grab her hair and hold on Tite not a young virgin after tonight lips are quivering eyes closed Taite fuck meee egos throw the nite fuck meeee fuck me ekows throw the night....thank you thank you very much
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1 post 12/15/2009 12:09 pm |
twas the night before christmas and all threw the house there came moans from the bedroom because i was fuckin your spouse
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12/15/2009 11:41 am |
suck my balls and fuck with holly her big ol tits make me jolly her wet little snach cums o so faithfull
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Twas the night before Christmass and I wanted to chat I wish I could find a fine woman to slap. I logged on to the internet to see what I would find. A site called adult frindfinder was on the very first page it was all I was thinking that this could be it, by the look of the mint pussies I would have to be a tit not to join up and see what I would dick. Offcourse I was thinking this could be the way to get the right strap that could fit up my crack by shaking those bootties and going slap, slap. What a wonderful land, What a gleefull old place to all who step on it's calm to embrace. Well have a very merry Christ Mass, Best Wishes to all. The slut under the christ mass tree is almost 6 feet tall....
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Title: I'm dreaming of Sexual Fantasies Original parody by s_e_rath Set to the melody of “I'm dreaming of a white Christmas” Word count: 98 exact I'm dreaming of sexual fantasies Just like the ones I read about Where the cocks do pulsate And pussies they do ache To feel orgasms exploding inside I'm dreaming of sexual fantasies Vivid sexual acts all night Toys, dildos, nipple clamps Let the fantasies take flight I'm dreaming of sexual fantasies Enact one for me tonight Take your cock and fuck me right Let me moan and grin To feel you filling me within I'm dreaming of sexual fantasies With every cyber word I write Be it seduction or role plays Make my fantasy come true tonight [post 2834794] [post 2827268] Battle Phantoms.....When the Sun Weeps....Life Revisited a poem [post 2625633].....Pygmalions Moonlight Sonata....[post 2625650] [post 2622197].... [post 2344308]
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To the tune of “The island of misfit toys” From the XXX-mas TV classic Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer ---------------------------------------------------------------- We’re on the aisle of clit tickler toys And we’re here when you want to play We travel easily and it’s because We were all made that way… A drawer full of toys Means a crack full of joys For millions of girls Who don’t have a boy When the mistress plays with her rear It’s the most wonderful sight to revere A jack-rabbit in her box will make a woman shout Fok me, don’t you know it’s time to let that ‘lil squirt out When the mistress plays with her rear It’s the most wonderful sight to revere Toys in the drawer, Dressing like a whore, There’s room to explore, And it’s all because of her sugar walls For a cooter that’s willing A dildo to screw The kind that will even buzz, and vibrate too When the mistress plays with her rear It’s the most wonderful sight to revere . When we’re placed on the aisle of clit tickler toys We’re here for the fun of the girls who don’t have boys ‘Cause when the mistress plays with her rear It’s the most wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful Fok’in sight to revere ---------------------------------------------------------------- Won .
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12/15/2009 4:44 am |
Ohh, here comes my dingle ling Here comes my dingle ling Hard and pulsating, lusting 4 Womans joy and moans of pleasure-ring Cock ring joys and dildo toys made 4 pleasuring Theres nothing more Better then the joy of Hot horny 4 playing Here is my dingle ling Here is my dingle ling Ready as the the sleigh rails Drippin pre cum trails And im lickin my lips Cause my heads been buried tween her hips Sucking & slurpin as much or more then enough Sexy lucious sweetie has lost her sanity Now time to thrust in deep to her overly sweet Rockin throbingly sweet juicy hot pussy Heck with my dingle ling Here comes my bubblin hard monster rockin In and out of heavens gift to a man a cumming Erupting in and pulling it out Squiorting while im jerkin Still squirting up her tight tummy To a pretty face saying with hard nipples We should do everyday, Hoe, HOe ,Hoe
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1 post 12/15/2009 3:11 am |
rudolf the red nosed raindeer add a big fat 12 inch cock all of the lady raindeers were queing up to have a suck then one foggie christmas eve santa came to say rudolf my cock wont work and mrs,s claus wants to fuck so rudolf went home with santa and found mrs,s claus wanking when she saw the size of his cock she sank down to her knees she sucked it like a candy cane then she turned to say rodolf with your cock so fat will you shag my arse to night so rudolf fucked her up the arse and made her scream with glee then he fucked her pussy till she screamed rudolf your cock will go down in history
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12/15/2009 3:08 am |
'Twas the night before Christmas, she started to tease, I warned her to stop, or I'd do what I please. She challenged my manhood, called me a clown, said I had the limpest prick in this here town. I know they're just words, but enough's enough, plus I knew what she was after, she wanted it rough. I grabbed her quick, didn't give her a chance, I ripped open her top, and tore off her pants. I groped and I rubbed, I kissed and I licked, she got very horny, and begged to be dicked. "Not so fast" I said, and gave her nipples a tweak, then slid two fingers in her, which made her knees weak. I snatched some rope and cinched her wrists with a jerk, I said not a word as I continued my work. It rose through her thighs so tan, between her breasts my cord was ran. I secured her body in bonds of white, then wrapped her tits, first left then right. She laid on her back with legs spread wide, so I buried my cock deep inside. All the details I surely would pen, but my words are limited to twenty times ten.
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Fucking with this ho' On this hot and horny day In her ass I go Cumming all the way; Balls with my cock ring make sure it's nice and tight What fun it is to ride her thing Fucking her tonight Bouncy balls Bouncy balls Bouncy all the way! O what fun it is to ride On this hot and horny day
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After your kids, have all gone to sleep It’s time you two fuck, hard and real deep Foreplay is first, to get her stirred up Go lick her pussy then get your cock sucked After your dick is as stiff as could be Spank her ass as she’s bent over your knee This will arouse her and that will then lead To multiple orgasms as you’re doing the deed Thrust deep inside her as she’s riding your dick She’s screaming so loudly that your prick is so thick You know that she’s lying but who really cares This Christmas sex has answered your prayers She’s in a good mood since St. Nick’s on the way You don’t care the reason, she’s still a good lay She does you this favor, only once a year Memories you’ll hold of fucking wifey dear
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12/14/2009 11:41 pm |
My entry is inspired by Frosty the Snowman. TOMMY THE SWINGER Tommy the swinger Was a jolly happy soul With a nine inch dinker And hair as black as coal Tommy the swinger Was as horny as he could be And his neighbors He could laugh and play With both you and me There must have been Viagra In the tea he found For when he drank it all His dick got big and round Tommy is a nympho And a faerie so they say But my neighbors know How he fucked my wife all day Tommy the swinger Had to hurry on his way But he waved goodbye Saying don't you cry I'll fuck you again some day Humpity bump bump Humpity bump bump Look at Tommy go Thumpity pump pump Thumpity pump pump Watch his seaman flow
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12/14/2009 8:13 pm |
(the first noel) The first blow job, it ended to quick.so I bent back my head and took all that dick. Then I licked and I licked his balls and his dick,I hopoed he'd be cumming but this time less quick! Blow jobs Blows jobs;cum thats so thick. I pray every day for hot throbbing dick!!!
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1 post 12/14/2009 7:38 pm |
All I wanted for Christmas.. All I wanted for Christmas was to be done in the ass. Who knew it would be such a blast. All the men were hung by the chimney, Lucky me. I kneeled by the first, He came in a burst Down my throat it went, ooh that boy was spent. I have been a good girl I said to number two Oh my he said as he blew. His load on my clit Damn this shit I moved to number three.. he bent me over on my knees He slid in so right. He said your ass is so tight. He pounded and pounded good thing the tree was grounded. He made me cum fast then he came with a Blast.. I love cum in my ass. All I wanted for Christmas was to be fucked in the ass.. Who knew it would be such a blast.
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12/14/2009 7:21 pm |
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny shining cock. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it bigs. All of the other reindeer used to suck and fuck him dicks. They never let poor Rudolph join in any gangbang games.
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1 post 12/14/2009 5:25 pm |
Twas a snowy December and all through the day Santa was thinking Ive got to get laid. So into his sleigh he jumped with a bound off to the hottest nightclub in town. Into the club The Naughty North Pole He knew he would get some or they were all getting coal. Up to the bar santa took a seat And soon he had a beautiful blond at his feet. She asked if Santa would fill up her sock. "Id like to fill something with my big rock hard cock" Id like some new sex toys and maybe a swing "Make Santas bell ring and see what I bring" As she lowered herself down she cried out in pain This thing is huge she screamed as she came. Santa turned her around and slipped into her ass From the look on his face she knew he wasnt going to last When Santa was finished he head for the door Come back and see us when you need some more. And they heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight Merry Christmas to all What a fucking good night.
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1 post 12/14/2009 4:40 pm |
Miss Holly and Miss Ivy Now they have my cock blown Of all the girls that give us wood Miss Holly goes right down Oh the rising of erections from erotic sounds I hear Girls playing with my organ Til my cum is spurting higher
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12/14/2009 4:01 pm |
Guys.. feel free to use this and insert your own name...lol RUDOLPH, The WELL-HUNG GIGOLO Rudolph, the well-hung gigolo has a very looong tool, and when the women see it. they all begin to drool. All of the other Gigolos used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor Rudolph date any good-looking dames. Then one sultry Friday night. Madame came to say, "Rudolph, with your tool so long, won't you put it where it belongs." Then all the women loved him, as they shouted out with glee. "Rudolph, the well-hung Gigolo, will you go to bed with me?"
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Jingle bells butt crack smells wash your cock today, oh what fun it is to ride that cock of yours today, oh jingle bells pussy smells wash that thang today, its know fun to eat that thang, before the smell goes away jingle bells jingle bells everyone wants to play, if it's tight and it smells right, on TSdates.com you'll get plenty of fucking play!
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12/14/2009 2:17 pm |
Unwrapping my Present Unwrapping my present fills me with glee Especially when my present is thee Biting your nipples Like their christmas nibbles Sit on my face so I can taste your cum Ho Ho Ho Yum Yum Yum You’re sucking my hard cock As it reaches twelve o’clock Its christmas day Now its time for a good lay Sit on my dick And we may see Saint Nick Fucking you hard and fucking you fast My christmas wish has finally been cast Now up on your feet My turn, your christmas treat My cock up your arse as you shake the christmas tree You’re moaning and groaning with ecstasy Down goes the tinsel and the christmas star Fucking u hard u scream HARDER, HARDER Sucking my cock and using your teeth Licking your clit and fingering your xmas wreath Christmas time has cum, cum, cum Time for u to say Ho Ho Ho Yum Yum Yum
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12/14/2009 1:46 pm |
Christmas Time Christmas Time Knowing that you’re mine And we’ll be fucking all the time With my cock up your arse up against the Xmas tree A time to make you cum with ecstasy A time for licking A time for sucking A time for thrusting Nothing but fucking Sex and laughter and Cum ever after Hours of fucking Just follow the master Christmas Time Just enjoy fucking at mine Up all night Shagging all night It a time for giving A time for fucking A time for moaning and for Groaning Christmas is blowjobs Christmas is sex Christmas Time Fucking at mine Christmas Time Fucking at Mine Christmas Time Fucking at mine
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12/14/2009 1:29 pm |
Oh shaved pussy Oh shaved pussy Please come, and play with me Your pussy lips, are oh so tight If you were mine, I'd fuck you right Oh shaved pussy Oh shaved pussy You won't ever get enough of me, Ill hit,all the spots I swear you'll forget me not Oh shaved pussy oh shaved pussy We should meet, this Christmas eve Ill unwrap you, from your clothes We'll get dirty in the snow Oh shaved pussy Oh shaved pussy Won't you come and play with me?
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12/14/2009 12:53 pm |
twas the night before christmas throughout the house,we were all fucked and so was the mouse. dads at the brothel and mums with uncle frank. and i,d settled down for a nice slow wank. when outside the house i heard a right clatter, i let go my cock to see what was the matter. out on the lawn i saw a big dick, i knew right away it was old st nick
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Someone's in the chimney flue, and more noises on the roof too. His pants got ripped, lucky me, on Christmas nite,'don't charge my fee. C:\himFeedingMe.gif I snapped his picture just for us, then i did him with a fuss. I post it here for all to see, hope you like it as well as me. c:\10plus.jpg
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12/14/2009 11:31 am |
A night or two ago I thought I'd take a ride upon my new boyfriend who's cock I suck with pride I love it when he cums I scream out in delight every time he fucks my ass or my pussy tight Oh... riding cock, riding cock It's what I love to do In my cunt or in my ass I want it all it's true yes...riding cock, riding cock is what I like the most especially when his cock is rock hard as a post...
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12/14/2009 9:18 am |
Sung to the theme of DING Fries are done My cock is thick My cock is thick My cock is thick My cock is thick It is not long It is not long It is not long It is not long I would like to have sex with you pretty lady but I’m a virgin What do I do with that? I stick my WHAT in that? Put condom on Put condom on Put condom on Put condom on Right on my wong Right on my wong Right on my wong Right on my wong It is dark in between these sheets and I find the right hole is it supposed to be that tight? Why did you just yell in fright? That’s the wrong hole Please do not go It is so cold Where did you go? I am alone I am alone I am alone I am aaaalooooonnneeeee
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12/14/2009 8:52 am |
running from my car to get on TSdates.com turning on my cam so you can see my chest it heaves as i stroke my cock and testicles because you're watching tirelessly for me to come as well you can broadcast to me will bring some Christmas cheer and maybe i could fuck your tits as we ring in the new year OH lick my balls suck my dick do it urgently bite my nipple lick my ass i need it feverishly
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12/14/2009 8:22 am |
Here comes Fucking Claus, here comes Fucking Claus, Right up between your legs Vixen, Blitzen, all his reindeer Pulling on the reins. Women are moaning ,vibrators humming All is horny and right. Get out your condoms and say a prayer, 'Cause Fucking Claus cums tonight. Here comes Fucking Claus , here comes Fucking Claus, Right up between your legs He's got a bag that's filled with toys For horny men and women again. Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle, What a beautiful sight. Jump in bed and take off your clothes Because Fucking Claus cums tonight. Here comes Fucking Claus, here comes Fucking Claus, Right up between your legs . He doesn't care if you're a man or woman, He loves you just the same. Fucking knows that we're horney children, That makes everything right. Fill your hearts with Christmas cheer, 'Cause Fucking Claus comes tonight. Well, here comes Fucking Claus, here comes Fucking Claus, Right up between your legs. He'll come around when the chimes ring out It's Christmas morn again. Good sex will come to all If we just lube up right Let's give thanks to the condom makers, Cause Fucking Claus cums tonight. Cause Fucking Claus cums tonight. Oh I just can't wait Till Fucking Claus cums tonight
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Oh the Weather outside is frightful... But my mouth and ass are warm and delightful... Just bring your cock over for some fun and.... Let it cum, let it cum, let it cum!!!!
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12/14/2009 1:52 am |
To Frosty the Snow Man: Frothing's my manhood Cause you made me come again while I fucked away, I began to spray And Her cunt's all wet again. Frothing's my manhood And she wants to come once more So she licks my dick And sucks his head And he grows to play and spray. It's nice to know there's magic between your teeth and gums cause when they suck my cock real hard He never let's down. Frothing's my manhood cause he's up and hard again she begins to spray As I suck away On her mounds and fuck away. Frothing and Coming On this our Christmas day So we moan away As we fuck and sway Now, she grabs my ass and sprays. Frothing and coming our bodies sweat and play So she hugs me tight And digs her nails Into my ass and prays, Oh, God, Oh, vey! Her ass was perfect round and firm Good God that girl could fuck. But she only stopped a moment when She wanted to get on top. Frothing and hurrying Good God she's on her way So I stepped it up Told myself She's cum And We both came right away. Humpety, Hump, Hump Humpety, Hump, Hump Let those fluids flow Humpety, Hump, Hump Humpety, Hump, Hump Oh, NO! Hope she's on the pill.
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12/13/2009 11:26 pm |
you see big asses/small asses/big tits and little ones.shaved ones and pierced ones/large ones and small ones . but do you recall/// the smelliest one of them all.////juicy the large clitted pussy, with big lips made of joy. nice red and puffy //all there for your pounding joy.though she's never really clean//we never seem to care///just as long as shes trimmed///leaving a strip of hair.///////she never seems to judge us///just as long as we play/// with that big clitted smelly pussy/// early on christmas day.//////////////////////then one lonely horny eve/as my dick got hard// i called all my other whores just to be shut down. so i called up juicy/// always there to reply///she told me to wrap it for her in something kinda nice.////so in my colorful wrapper//i went to pound her ass///only wanting pleasure//i never had to ask.//////////so this is our christmas jingle//i hope you all enjoyed////of juicy the smelly pussy// wishing you all joy.
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Set to "The Little Drummer Boy" Come and give me, some rum rum rum rum I'd like to fuck you, pour the rum Beer goggles broken, break out the rum To get with me, you gotta have rum, rum rum rum rum, rum rum rum rum, So get me drunk, da rum rum rum rum, Then we'll cum. Sultry Lady, break out the rum I am quite thirsty, give me the rum I'm hot for you, thanks to the rum Get over here, and bring the rum, rum rum rum rum, rum rum rum rum, Shall we get started, I love this rum, Or were we done? Tongues a-wagging, thanks for the rum Sex all night, because of the rum I stroke you softly, have we got some more rum? I fuck you swiftly, back to my rum, rum rum rum rum, rum rum rum rum, I then pass out, da rum rum rum rum Me and my rum. anyone on yahoo?
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12/13/2009 6:36 pm |
'Bring it on 'Bring it on' Oh slide it in all the way .Oh what fun it is to dogy style you to nite .' Bring it on 'Bring it on 'Pulling our clothes off And threwing them every where-not wanting to cum juat not right yet .'Bring it on 'Bring it on 'Wont be any laughing along the way -were just going to fool around all day. .'Cant wait to suck you to night 'Bring it on 'Bring it on 'Feel you lick me till I scream for more Then we cum till the early dawn .'Bring it on ' 'Bring it on ' Oh what fun we will have riding threw the nite .
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Cock and Cock tales Original parody by s_e_rath Set to the melody of “Snow Miser/ Heat Miser” Word count: 200 exact I'm Mr. Pussy Eater I'm Mr. G-Spot I'm Mr. Fuckable I'm Mr. Ten Inches Magical sex toy I know where to stroke Kinky fetishes call to me Candles or bondage so be -------------------- Hmm Mr. Pussy Eater Hmm Mr. G-Spot Hmm Mr. Fuckable Hmm Mr. Ten Inches Braggadocio ------------- Not bragging 100% real Fucking rock hard cock I’ll blow a load of cum ------------- Heard that all before ----------- I'm Mr. Fuck Machine I'm Mr. Dream-Lover I'm Mr. Incredible I'm Mr. Ten Inches plus One Majestic, they bow to me Playmates I fuck for hours Hotties wait for me to call Pussies melt under my thrusting ------------------------------------- Hmmm Mr. Fuck Machine Hmmm Mr. Dream-Lover Hmmm Mr. Incredible Hmmm Mr. Ten Inches plus One Braggadocio -------- Heard that all before ------- No: I am fucking real My cock never goes down I am the best around ----------------- …..Sing it girls…. He is Mr. Fish Tale He is Mr. All Talk He is Mr. 4 inches He is Mr. Mission Impossible We all know the game Such a a misfit He is Mr. Braggart He is Mr. Inconsiderate Playmates never call again Men who brag and blow hot air They run rampant on here Sigh!!! [post 2834794] [post 2827268] Battle Phantoms.....When the Sun Weeps....Life Revisited a poem [post 2625633].....Pygmalions Moonlight Sonata....[post 2625650] [post 2622197].... [post 2344308]
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12/13/2009 4:43 pm |
O come all ye perverts Come and have an orgy O come ye, o cum ye In brothels galore Come and get plastered And let's find some ho-girls O come let us enjoy them O come let us enjoy them O come let us enjoy them In brothels galore
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I came upon a Serta bed, that glorious night untold. With rubbers flying left and right, I had a very good hold. Piece on the bed, good-will to whores, and prostitutes everywhere. I had a very good girl that night, with a big bushy, jungle of hair.
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To the tune of “Deck the Halls” Call my friends we’ll have an orgy, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Shed we now our street apparel, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Roll the condoms, pour the lube on, Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la. Fuck me hard with your thick shaft sir, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. See the sexy tits on that one, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. You kiss those, I’ll lick her cunt, sir, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Tongue her clit and probe her pussy, Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la. Cum for me my Santa’s helper, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Fast away the night time passes, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Cumming still we fuck through breakfast, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Crying out with pleasure “faster!” Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la. Let’s make this our Christmas custom, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
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To the tune of the PAUL MCCARTNEY ‘s “Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The mood is right My d!ck is up We’re here tonight So let’s Fok Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind The condom’s on STD’s I fear When I cum I’ll grab her ears Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind My b!tch just loves to suck my schlong Ding dong, ding dong Ding dong, ding dong Ding dong, ding dong Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind My d!ck is out I lift her gown I’ll finger her a$$ Ah As I go down Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind My b!tch just loves to suck my schlong she thinks I’m hung like ole King Kong King Kong, ding dong King Kong, ding dong King Kong, ding dong The condom’s on My d!ck is up We’re here tonight So let’s Fok Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind We’re simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind The mood is right My d!ck is up We’re here tonight So let’s Fok! We’re simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind Ohhhhhhhhh Have some WON’derful behind --------------------------------------------------------------------------- © “Fok’ed Up” Lyrics by --WonDumFok-- Won .
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12/13/2009 12:08 pm |
TWELVE DAYS OF HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRTISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME SOME STRAWBERRIES AND CHOCOLATE SO HE CAN EAT IT OFF OF ME. ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME SOME FOREPLAY AND WETNESS THAT HAD ME SCREAMIN PLEASE BABY PLEASE ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME HE PUT HIS FINGER IN MY PUSSY TO SEE HOW WETTIER COULD IT BE WHEN HE SUCKIN ON MY TITTIES ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME HIS DICK WAS PUT IN MY MOUTH TO MAKE GET HARD SO HE CAN GIVE ME THE PLEASURE I REALLY NEED ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME A ROCK HARD 9-10INCHES DICK FILLING MY MOUTH TILL HE SCREAM HE GOING TO CUM DOWN MY THROAT LIKE OH WEEEEEE ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME HIS DICK RUBBING UP AND DOWN MY CLIT TILL I FEEL HIM GET BIGGER AND WAIT FOR HIM TO STICK IT IN ME SO HE CAN FEEL HOW WARM THIS PUSSY CAN BE ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME HIM SLIDING HIS BIG LONG DICK IN AND OUT IN AND OUT OF THIS HOT DARK CHOCOLATE PUSSY MAKING ME CUM OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH THIS CREAMY WHITE CREAM FROM MY PUSSY ALL OVER HIS BIG DICK ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME STARTING ALL OVER BECAUSE HE KNOW I LIKE THE WAY THE DICK IN MY MOUTH AND PUSSY FEELS ON THE NINTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME A RELAXING MASSAGE AND I WANTED TO PUT HIS DICK BACK IN MY MOUTH SO I CAN SUCK TILL HE WANT TO DO ME IN EVERY ROOM THAT WE CAN HANG AND DO IT IN WHILE THE KIDS ARE ASLEEP ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME HE CUMMED ON MY FACE AND CUMMED ON MY TITTIES TILL I LICK IT AWAY CLEAN SO HE CAN SEE HOW MUCH I LOVED ALL THE GOOD SEXUAL RELATIONS HE GIVES TO ME ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME 24 HOUR SEX AND HIM MASTERBATING ON THE PHONE BECAUSE HE WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW WET I GOT WHEN HE WAS IN ME HE SAID HE HEARD ALL THE WET NOISES THAT CAME FROM HIS DICK AND MY PUSSY MAKIN IT DO WHAT IT DO THAT MADE HIM HORNY TO COME AND GET ANOTHER PIECE OF ME ON THE TWELVETH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ANOTHER ROUND OF STRAWBERRIES AND WHIPPED CREAM 69 AND HIS LONG 9-10 INCHES OF DICK AND HIM WITH HIS WET LIPS ALL ON MY CLIT AND PUSSY LIPS TILL HE LOOKED UP AT ME WITH ALL MY CUM ALL OVER HIS FACE THAT HE HAD TO GIVE ME THE DICK TO MAKE ME ONLY WANT IT ALL THE TIME WITH ONLY HIM AND ME BECAUSE HE FELT HE WAS FALLIN FOR ALL THIS DARK CHOCOLATE ALWAYS WET PUSSY!!
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no christmas this year i hate to have to say no christmas this year but santa had some problems with a few of his deer Vixon has caught the crabs real bad so trying to itch his balls is driving him mad dasher is in theropy hes in love with another only problem being its with his own mother comet is hooked on viagra and his cock is always hard fucking things so big he cant walk through the yard so if there is no christmas for us all this year its all to blame on those fucking reindeer
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To the tune of “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth” All I want for XXX-mas is World Fok’in Peace World Fok’in Peace, I said World Fok’in Peace Gee if we could only have World Fok’in Peace Then we wouldn’t have to worry about terrorists It won’t be long if we go on this way The planet is already covered with missiles Our system it really, really sucks It’s as if it were designed by Hoover or Bissell All I want for XXX-mas is World Fok’in Peace World Fok’in Peace, I said World Fok’in Peace Gee if we could only have World Fok’in Peace Then we wouldn’t have to worry about terrorists. © “Fok’ed Up” Lyrics by --WonDumFok-- Won .
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twas the nite before christmas and santa was sad mrs claus had just left him for an elf named chad he staggered from his sliegh said ill show her some class then ill stick my hard cock right straight in her ass he removed all his clothes stroked a cock like a tree through toyland he walked for them all to see all the elves they awed and some seemed in shock that good old st nick had such a huge cock when he burst in the room the whole place it did rock and then reach out real quick and slapped chad with his cock he grabbed her by hair and suck on this bitch and down her throat it went without even a hitch he fucked her all nite and filled every hole fucked her with a cock as big as a pole his load was so big into history it went blew out her back teeth and left her pussy spent and just so you all know santa has plans for next year no cookies and milk just pussy and beer
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“I saw the neighbors last night “ Original parody by s_e_rath Set to the melody of “I saw Mommy Kissing Santa” Word count: 144 I saw Mrs. C sucking Santa’s cock On her knees she deep-throated They were quite a show Out behind the fake sled and snow God to love neighbors with a fetish for outdoor sex Then I saw Santa licking Mrs. C hot Binoculars I grabbed in shock Voyeurism at its height Wow the sex act was a sight Her legs spread up wide on the sled to see all Then I saw a female elf kissing Mrs. C She suckled Mrs. C tits with glee That elf enjoyed her sex spree Even gave old Santa a kiss or two As she waved her ass for me to see too Then I saw Santa fucking Mrs. C’s ass Doggie style was a mix-in Yelling loudly “fuck you vixen” But from behind the elf had a mind To fuck Santa with a strap on in kind [post 2834794] [post 2827268] Battle Phantoms.....When the Sun Weeps....Life Revisited a poem [post 2625633].....Pygmalions Moonlight Sonata....[post 2625650] [post 2622197].... [post 2344308]
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12/13/2009 9:58 am |
(to the tune of "I Saw Mommy Kissin' Santa Claus" post 2166056) OHHHHH, SANTA CLAUS! I saw mommy fuckin'Santa Claus Underneath the Christmas tree last night What a sight this would have been If my daddy had walked in To see mommy fuckin’ Santa Claus I wonder where was Rudolph And all the other reindeer? Were they outside in the cold While Santa was in here? I ran to the window to see if I could see them But they were nowhere in sight I guess they’ll come back for Santa Later on tonight Santa sure makes a lot of noise Hope he and mommy don’t break any toys Now I hear my mommy She’s making noises, too She’s calling my daddy’s name And telling Santa she’s about to get through I don’t think Santa’s hurting mommy ‘cause her legs are wrapped around his waist And it looks like she’s holding onto his head When Santa let out a loud squeal I could see it wasn’t Santa But my daddy instead Good night, folks I’m going back to bed
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the wife was asleep all snug in our bed as i was hoping to get alitlle christmas head so i gave her a pat then a push and a nudge it was to no avail my wife would not budge i was wondered around all alone in the house thinking how to get off without the help of the spouse then i entered the kitchen hard cock in my hand and found room full pies right there on the stand and i thought to myself just how warm they would seam so i plunged my cock in and then let out a scream my wife came in running then took a look at my cock and said you asshole i told you the pies were still hot so guys if your looking at all those pies on the stand just through in a porn and do it by hand
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1 post 12/13/2009 8:13 am |
to the tune of Jingle Bells Dangling balls,Dangling balls Hanging high or low Oh what fun it is to suck And watch that peter grow, oh Ram it in, pussy first Then hard into my ass Fuck me til I almost burst I'm a happy Christmas lass
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twas the nite before christmas as i arrived at the house came home alittle early just to surprise the spouse i walk through the door could smell candles in the air and some very strange sounds coming from somewhere upstairs so i set my bags down and headed upstairs to see just what kind of gift could it be waiting for me i though open the door and layed spread on my bed was my very naked wife giving some guy head she never even looked at me as i stood there in shock but left her eyes closed and kept sucking that cock the next thing i knew another guy did appear with 9 hard inches that he stuck in her rear she moaned and groaned i thought the nieghbors must know she was up here right now getting fucked like a pro she swallowed one load took another in the ass just layed there and smlied as the guys went past then i heard her whisper as she drifted of the sleep next year just one more to fill all my holes deep
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12/13/2009 7:35 am |
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house...the vampires were stirring, their fangs sharp in their mouths...ma in her latex and me in my leathers, had just settled in, for a night of sexual pleasures...our prey was all gathered in the dungeon of doom, tasty little morsels bound all over the room...some tied spread eagle, others stretched so tight they might rip...we played with our "toys", smiling with each crack of the whip...I had my way and she had her say, what fun we were having oh how we like to play...a little blood here, and a little blood there...we tasted from all, but didn't kill them we didn't dare...good we were for creatures of the night, since we were vampires we thought we were doing all right...our stocking we hung by the chimmney in case, a little blood too santa liked to taste...well right in the middle of all of our fun, came a racket so horrible we flinched like it was the sun...all of the sudden in our midst he stood there, and who was with him but Buffy the slayer!...they looked at us laughing with swords and with stakes, oh the folly they'd made thinking us they could take!...i looked at ma and she looked at me, what fun we would have makin these two bleed...i took the slayer cause she was so cute, and ma took the fat man cause she wanted his loot...well i must tell you it wasn't much of a fight, seeing them bound before us was such a sweet sight...I'll tell you right now it was fun sucking them dry, but is there a reason to tell this story and if so why?...well I'm telling you this story to set history right, have you ever wondered why santa clause only comes at night?...little did we know when we bled him dry...if you don't fill his shoes then surely you'll die...the north pole is now filled with elven vampires,so little boys and girls this warining is dire...be good to your mother be good to your dad, cause for bad little kids the the story is sad...we won't leave you presents or stockings of coal, we bring you to the north pole and take your blood and your soul!
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12/13/2009 7:16 am |
'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree, Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee. They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub, Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub. And then from the roof we heard such a clatter, As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder. I was donning my jacket to cover my ass, When down the chimney Santa came with a crash. His suit was all smelly with perfume galore, He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore. That was some brothel, he said with a smile, The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay here awhile. He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink, Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink. I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee, The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee. Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack, But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed. The first thing he found was a pair of false tits, The next was a handgun with a penis that spits. A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find, And a six pair of panties, the edible kind. A bra without nipples, a penis extension, And several other things that I shouldn't even mention. A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil, A dildo so long, it lay in a coil. This suff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit, So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split. He filled every stocking and then took his leave, With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve. He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead. In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch, Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch! The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!
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all was quiet as i lay in bed dreaming of hot women giving me head all of a sudden my balls tightened and my cock rose it was squirting like a fire hose i got to my feet to see what just happened i found a note on a paper napkin santa was sick so i took his place i could tell what you wanted by the look on your face! not toys no shirt no tie just a horny woman to take you inside be back in the morning my dear tired of being licked by daddy's reindeer mysterybook2002
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To the tune of “Silver Bells” ============================================================== City sidewalks, mall parking lots People gone hog Fok’in wild And the roadways are filled with a bunch of stupid a$$holes Children’s tantrums, begging street bums Spending dollar after dollar And under everywon’s breath you’ll here Go to hell, (go to hell) Go to hell (go to hell) Kiss my a$$, you’ll get no Fok’in pity Lick my d!ck, you Fok’in prick It’s noon get out of my way Nagging preppy wives, people with no lives Flashing plastic and green Then the Fok’ers rush home with their purchases Hear them all cuss, raise a big fuss Make a big Fok'ed up scene And under everyone’s breath you’ll hear Go to hell, (go to hell) Go to hell (go to hell) Kiss my a$$, you’ll get no Fok'in pity Lick my d!ck, you Fok’in prick It’s noon get out of my way It’s noon get out of my way © “Fok’ed Up” Lyrics by --WonDumFok-- Won .
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To the tune of the XXX-mas carol “Up On The Roof Top” ----------------------------------------------------- Up on the bed babe, take off those clothes I’ll get the camera, you strike a pose Reach in the night stand and grab those toys This is so much Fok’in fun, XXX-mas joys Ho, ho, ho nowon will know Ho, ho, ho who should we show I’ll grab the camera click, click, click Put on something sexy and we’ll take some pics First put on the red stockings I like so well Oh, yeah baby makes me hard as hell Then grab the Santa skirt that bugs my eyes I love those leather boots that climb your thighs Ho, ho, ho nowon will know Ho, ho, ho who should we show I’ll grab the camera click, click, click Put on something sexy and we’ll take some pics Next put on the Santa hat and red g-string Oh yeah baby it’s a wonderful thing Bend over the bed there, don’t give me no sass Don’t make daddy mad or I’ll spank that a$$ Ho, ho, ho nowon will know Ho, ho, ho who should we show I’ll grab the camera click, click, click You put on something sexy and we’ll take some pics Won .
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Was the night before christmass I made my girl scream. I woke up and told her I had a wet dream. "All cuddle up in bed with the most beautifull I had ever seen girl". She was out of the door as fast a flash but all I could was to think to try and get her back. I called and I called but to no avail so I thought to try get my life back on the rail. I told myself I would never call but always failed lamely to get back on track and called the next day to tell her just this very fact. I went to a whore who gave damn awesome head and later that evening whilst lying in bed I called up my girl sent her a kiss and told her that even after so much bliss I couldn't forget the thought of her very own kiss. She said how could I do it and gave me the gist that I should never come close to one such a kiss. I slept with her younger sister and told my girl this: that I thought of only you and with what such a score and she turned to loud mouth me and say "oh what a bore". Not so long after I gave her call and told her that the relationship just shouldn't be missed and that it would be such a shame to not walk down the aisle in bliss.
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Here cums dear santa claus to bring us a gift. I folded and sealed my very own list. It has to be golden it has to be bright. My very own virgin would cum as much DELIGHT. If I get what I asked for it will be only this, my very own pink pussy to tenderly kiss. No more dirty magazines this year since I buffed up my list. A gorgeous white blond in stockings this year was my very own wish. It has to be calm it has to be bright. Wrapped in a mink coat would have me flying high as a kite. Then curled up in a bath tub I'll let the woman piss. Oh let it be golden, oh let it be bright and let the whole TSdates.com team feel bolts of my plight. To win the Gold Membership, sealed with a kiss to be readily received by my puckered lips. Although thoroughly drained and with an extra Christ mass gift, filled to the top with a porn star list, come next Christ mass Eve I promise Dear Santa sincerely this: to rain down on all perverts and transgressors alike and let all young virgins once again feel of my might.
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12/12/2009 11:57 pm |
A Spanking Please! A Spanking Please! Bent over the couch I spanketh thee; A Spanking Please! A Spanking Please! You’ll scream in ecstasy; You love when your cheeks are red, My pants are off, you’ll give me head. A Spanking Please! A Spanking Please! Round one so easy! Oral Sex Indeed! Oral Sex Indeed! Round two, ding ding; Oral Sex Indeed! Oral Sex Indeed! My dick, your mouth, it’s what I need; Your tongue feels great on my balls Now it’s time to deck you halls! Your clitoris my sweet! That clitoris indeed! I’ll run my tongue in round three. Your clit baby! Sweet clitoris indeed! My tongue vibrates on top of thee! You moan indeed! Scream in ecstasy! You can’t control your orgasms three! I’ll lick your lips, and suck you sweet Until you crave my meat. Let’s fuck indeed! Just fuck indeed! I’ll pound you ‘til you’re asleep! Make love to me! Make love to me! Ah screw, just fuck me! Jump on me! Up and down indeed! Until you scream “YES BABY”! You’ll moan until you fucking cry, I’ll pound you until, you sigh! You’re done indeed? I’m not baby! Open wide for me!
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1 post 12/12/2009 11:14 pm |
Joy to the World This girl just cummed and she let me jizz all in her mouth she swallowed it up and then she sucked it up all while on her knees all while on her knees all while on her knees
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Here Comes Santa Claus Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Pussy Lane! Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer are pulling on their dicks. Balls are swaying, women are sighing; All is glistening and bright. Hang your cock and balls in my pussy, 'Cause Santa Claus cums tonight. Here cums Santa Claus! Here cums Santa Claus! Right down Pussy Lane! He's got a bod that is filled with cum for all the women's bum Hear those balls sway and jingle jangle
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12/12/2009 10:24 pm |
12 DAYS OF SWINGERS CHRISTMAS (hummed to the tune of 12 days of Christmas ya'll) 12 hours remainin 11 couples swapping 10 headboards bangin 9 bare dicks throbbin 8pussies gapin 7condoms busted 6cocks tag-teamin 5BRAND ... NEW... PORN 4anal sluts 3clits to suck 2dp's done and a hot load of cum down my throat!!!!!
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1 post 12/12/2009 9:54 pm |
(in the style of 'jingle bells') Fighting all these hoes to get some dick tonight i wish i had some now i would ride all night my snatch is wet and slick im ready to get boned oh how i'd like to get that sexy santa clause alone! OH lick my clit suck my tits fuck me all night long i will ride that throbbing cock if you keep thrusting strong OH upside down from behind as long as you don't stop fuck my pussy harder baby cuz im about to pop After i got done he frosted me with cum i giggled and i smiled for just a little while he said he had to go mrs clause would be upset but they've been married 50 years and she hasn't fucked him yet SO lick my clit suck my tits fuck me all night long i will ride that throbbing cock if you keep thrusting strong OH upside down from behind as long as you don't stop fuck my pussy harder baby cuz im about to pop
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Deck the Halls Deck the halls with men with balls Fa la la la la la la la la 'Tis the season to be horney, Fa la la la la la la la la Don we now our naked apparel, Fa la la la la la la la la Fuck and sing carols, Fa la la la la la la la la. See the fucking couple before us Fa la la la la la la la la Stroke the cock and join the orgy Fa la la la la la la la la Follow me in orgy merry Fa la la la la la la la la While I tell a fuck-tide treasure Fa la la la la la la la la Fast away all the years passes, Fa la la la la la la la la Hail the new lads and lasses, Fa la la la la la la la la Fuck we joyous all together, Fa la la la la la la la la Heedless of the wind and weather, Fa la la la la la la la la.
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12/12/2009 8:37 pm |
Twas the night before christmas, and everyone was sucking, shaved or hairy, we won't be judjing so i humped and fuked, till i couldn't no more, so a sex night for all, and to all a sex night
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1 post 12/12/2009 7:46 pm |
twas the night before christmas and all through the house every one felt shity even the mouse. Mom at the whore house dad smoking grass I settled down for a nice piece of ass. out on the lawn I saw a big prick I knew at that moment it must be saint dick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell I could tell by his scream that the fucker had fell. He filled all the stockings with preztles and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother to queer. He went up the chimney with a thunderous fart the son of a bitch blew my chimny apart. He cursed and he swore as he road out of sight piss on you and have a fucken good night!!!
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"Twas my plight befor Christmas" Twas just days befor Christmas imigine my plight alone and excited not a woman in sight My collection of Playboys I'd packed in the shed wore out and ragged from so many times read Longing for action I lie here and toss wishing for sex before the moment is lost When from my puter it started to wail As I popped up to see Oh yes I've got mail I sprang from the bed clicked onto the site That a friendfinder woman had wrote me tonight I logged in to see the message she wrote clicked on her profile with a lump in my throat when what to my blurry eyes did appear a face of an angel with gorgeous brown hair the sight of her naked my heart skipped a beat So lively and shapely as I fondled my meat I clicked on the IM and was delighted to see I could now text her as she answered me Over time we chatted my spirits reborn reaching it's zenith as we turned our cams on We chatted for hours we shared every thot planning and expecting an opportunity caught Imagine the tingling I felt in my balls as I soon discovered She lived just down the hall So Christmas is looking much better this year As we plan a dinner with chilled wine and beer Then a warm cozy bed Oh so much delight Getting off a Merry Christmas and to all a good night
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12/12/2009 2:49 pm |
Who's got a schlong that's long and white? Santa's got a schlong that's long and white. Who cums on Mrs. Clause every night? Santa cums on Mrs. Clause every night. Cums every night, schlong that's white... Must be Santa. Must be Santa. Must be Santa, Santa Clause. Who takes the reindeer to his bed? Santa takes the reindeer to his bed. Who likes boobs and getting head? Santa likes boobs and getting head. Getting head, deer to bed, cums every night, schlong that's white... Must be Santa. Must be Santa. Must be Santa, Santa Clause. Who likes naughty hos hos hos? Santa likes naughty hos hos hos. Who has a "cherry" on his nose? Santa has a "cherry" on his nose. Cherry on his nose, naughty hos, getting head, deer to bed, cums every night, schlong that's white... Must be Santa. Must be Santa. Must be Santa, Santa Clause. Who very soon will come out gay? Santa very soon will come out gay. Eight little elfies pull his "sleigh." Santa's little elfies pull his "sleigh." Pull his "sleigh," come out gay, cherry on his nose, naughty hos, getting head, deer to bed, cums every night, schlong that's white... Must be Santa. Must be Santa. Must be Santa, Santa Clause.
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Sing to the tune of " Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer " ............... Dashing home from work i sign into the site another load of mail makes me squeal with delight some are offering shags some just saying hi some thanking me for the good hard fuck that i gave them yesterday oh jingle balls jingle balls how i love that sound slapping against my tight wet puss his shaft buried in my mound oh jingle balls jingle balls filling up with cum oh what fun it is to ride as he slips it up my bum... The men i meet are hot they get me very wet some even made me squirt and thats before we met some love to nibble boobs some to finger deep ive even had a 3sum in the back of a big black jeep oh jingle balls jingle balls how i love that sound slapping against my tight wet puss his shaft buried in my mound oh jingle balls jingle balls filling up with cum oh what fun it is to ride as he slips it up my bum... Now as its Christmas time a time to love and share so if you want some pussy email me if you dare and when i read them all i will send out my replies and oh what an orgy it will be being fucked by twenty guys oh jingle balls jingle balls how i love that sound slapping against my tight wet puss his shaft buried in my mound oh jingle balls jingle balls filling up with cum oh what fun it is to ride as he slips it up my bum.. ............... Merry Christmas everyone .. In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on. x
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Sing to the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen..... ........................ God bless you horny gentlemen for making fantasies come true and helping me to explore new things I owe it all to you you each gave me some special thrills which took my breath away O riding brings comfort and joy, Comfort and joy, I love riding those hot horny boys.... From all you men ive learned so much I look forward to the meets I dress in sexy lingerie to give you all a treat be it 3sums or just one night stands the sex it blows my mind O riding brings comfort and joy Comfort and joy I love riding those hot horny boys.... Thank god for TSdates.com without it where would we be We can act out all our fantasies on cam for all to see we have instant messenger, blogs and chat and horny men galore O riding brings comfort and joy comfort and joy I love riding those hot horny boys.... So Santa if your listening in be sure to hear my plea a group of naked well hung men please place beneath my tree my wicked way I'll have with all Till i am red and sore O riding brings comfort and joy Comfort and joy I love riding those hot horny boys.... Merry Christmas to all ..Netty.. In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on. x
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Rudolph, the red-furred gerbil Had a very solo game You would never see it All alone Rudolph came. All of the other gerbils Would gather round in one big group But they never got off All they ever did was snoop. Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa had a thought “Rudolph, with your styles unique Please show us how to get off” Then all the gerbils orgied As they shouted out with glee, With Rudolph the red-furred gerbil We’ll all go down on history!
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12/12/2009 12:37 pm |
oh grandma got fucked by a raindeer early this cristmass eve some people dont belive it was santa but for me and grandpa we belive because he made us bleed ha ha vote for me please
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I saw mommy suck off Santa Clause, underneath the Chritsmas tree last night. She had the cock of that old goat, more than half way down her throat. She must have done a good job for she got a new mink coat. Yes I saw mommy suck off Santa Clause, underneath the Christmas tree last night! Daddy might have said something crass, but his cock was up mama's ass, while mommy sucked off Santa Clause last night!
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12/12/2009 11:51 am |
THE TEN CUMMANDMENTS I AM THE LOVER THY FUCK BUDDY THOU SHALT BE HORNY AND FUCK THOU SHALT NOT CHOOSE A TOY OVER ME UNLESS IT'S TO ASSIST US THOU SHALT NOT SCREAM ANOTHER NAME WHEN FUCKING ME HUNT THY MILF THOU NOT HOMEWRECK; THOU SWING THOU SHALT PRODUCE PORNOGRAPHY THOU SHALT NOT FAKE ORGASM THOU SHALT NOT COCK TEASE THOU SHALT NOT BE DRAMA Brought to you by WRAP YOUR CRAP condoms. ...\8 "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?! NOT ME!!!" Sexually Tested for Dummies.
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1 post 12/12/2009 11:28 am |
Jingle Bells, Jingle balls jingle all the way Oh what fun its is to say that I might get laid today.. I browsed ADF (TSdates.com) in shame hoped it was worth it when i came.. Jingle bells Jingle balls jingle all the way Oh what fun is to say that I might get laid today.. There are plenty of scattered asses here to pick, Just waiting for the right stick.. Jingle Bells Jingle Balls Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to say that I got laid today.
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Melody: White Christmas Man: I'm dreaming of a wet pussy Just like the one I use to get Where the juices glisten I, my dear, listen To your moaning "I'm all set" Woman: I'm dreaming of a hot rocket With every cock and head I suck You are in my spirit so bright And may your hard dick for me bring luck Man: I'm dreaming of your wet pussy You know the one you always give Providing it juicy Calling it Lucy Ev'ry morning set to live Woman: I'm dreaming of your hot rocket With every cock and pouch I lick You are in my spirit so bright Granting all my Christmases with dick
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Santa’s Elf There was an elf named Jock, He had a 12” cock. It was thick and long, It looked like a horse’s dong. It hung so low, It dangled on the go. He would drag it on the floor, And sometimes get it caught on the door. He had a friend named Iffy. His cock was really stiffy. Between the two, All the girl elves did blew. They had all the fun, Shooting their gun. All though they shot blanks, The girls did give them thanks. Their best place to lay, Was in the reindeer’s hay. They had to use their wits, To get to the girls clits. They like to make toys, For big girls and boys. They made them in a big batch. The kind that goes in the snatch, And for the boys dong, Something to make it long. Something to give them girth, What they didn’t get in birth. I have run out of time, Alas and even run out of rhyme. Jaf12-12-2009
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1 post 12/12/2009 7:43 am |
Twas the night before christmas, and we all wanted a fuck, so my neighbors came on over, for a nice midnight suck. My wife was oh so happy, to have another dick, and it made my night also, to suck the neighbors clit. It made us all so jolly, as we squirted all the same. But damn we all had so much fun, we did it all again. Fucking in the bathroom, with our TSdates.com cam on, over 900 viewers before the brake of dawn. My wife was covered in cum, sticky as can be. And so was the neighbors wife and it was all because of me. So a merry fucking christmas to all us fucking folks. If yall want fun, click our name and come down for a poke! Merry Xmas all
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12/12/2009 7:27 am |
Have a holly jolly orgy It's the best thing if your queer Or if your bi and want a guy To stick it in your rear Have a holly jolly orgy Just jump inside the sheets Have some fun or cum With anyone you meet Ho Ho or a blow Will make you want to scream Don't let go just take slow And you will get some cream Have a holly jolly orgy Make it best of all Oh bisexual Have a holly jolly orgy this year!!!!!
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12/12/2009 4:00 am |
JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL SANTA'S ON HIS WAY, BE SURE TO HAVE SOME REAL FUN AND FUCK ALL DAY AND NITE! HEY! ALL MY HEART, DESIRES FOR IS A HANDSOME BOY TO FUCK, YEAH! JINGLE BELLS ,JINGLE BELLS SPEND THE NIGHT BY- FUCKIN',KISSIN'AN..D HAVING REAL FUN! SAY... JINGLE BELLS,JINGLE BELLS, TAKE OFF ALL UR CLOTHES.. FUCK AND SUCK AND KISS HIM MUCH SO HE'll DO THE SAME.... SO.... MERRY CHRISTMAS TO U ALL... AND HAVE A GRR8 NITE! SPEND THIS CHRISTMAS WITH THE BOY, U LOVE ALOOT....!
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12/12/2009 2:14 am |
Title: wham! - Last Christmas(parody) Chorus: Last Christmas, I gave you my cum But the very next day, You washed it away This year, to save me from cumming I'll give it to someone tighter Once suck and twice shy I keep my distance but you still catch my eye Tell me baby do you wanna suck me? Well it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me (Happy Christmas!) I wrapped it up and sent it With a note saying "I fucked You" I meant it Now I know what a fool I've been But if you fuck me now I know you'd want me again Chorus (Oooh. Oooh Baby) A orgy room, friends with tired dicks I'm fucking you and your tight pussy My God I thought you were friend sis. Me? I guess I have a penis to suck with A face on a lover with a fire in his balls A man balls but you tore it apart Oooh Oooh Now I've found a real sex you'll never fuck me again I'll fuck it to someone, I'll fuck it to someone special who'll suck me something in return I'll fuck it to someone hold my balls and watch she slurp. I'll fuck it to someone, I'll fuck it to someone special I've got fucking me to stay I can fuck you for a day I thought you were my fren sis gave you my cock I'll fuck it to someone, I'll fuck it to someone last christmas I fuck you my upside-down you fuck it away I'll fuck it to someone, I'll fuck it to someone
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1 post 12/12/2009 1:35 am |
Fucking All The Day Screwing through the house with her legs open all the way bent over the couch we go, cumming all the day. Boobs with nipple rings, making pleasure bright, what fun it is to moan and scream this horny night. Suck my dick, suck my dick, suck it all the way. Oh what fun we will have fucking all the day. An orgasm or two, I thought my cock was fried, but soon miss pussy tight, was seated on my ride. This girl was mean and spanked, kinky seemed her lot, she got into a mood, and we got wet and hot. Suck my dick, suck my dick, suck it all the way. Oh what fun we will have fucking all the day.
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I saw Mommy stripping Santa Claus I saw Mommy stripping Santa Claus Naked up against him all the while I didn't think I'd see her naked on TV; But there she was screaming "Oh My God" across our new HD And I saw Mommy riding Santa Claus Bouncing on his lap and holding tight; So though a shock it was to see I'm gonna go tell Daddy Mommy stripped Santa Claus last night.
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12/11/2009 7:43 pm |
Passion on the Net Fucking through Internet is more than a cooperation of computers. It's cooperation between people. And where people meet, even anonymously, It seems that Romance and Love will enter the equation as well. If you're like me, you probably think falling in love over a modem is unusual and perhaps even rare. But, like me, you would be wrong. Perhaps the very nature of a the site, brings these couples to the fore, But I have been amazed at the number of people I've met through Passions that have found their significant other on-line. Some have met through email, some through chat or forums, some through personal ads. All have found a connection, that elusive thing that binds them to another human being. Through the site I am on!
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12/11/2009 5:24 pm |
The Christmas song (revised) christmas time is here happy crotches cheer fun for balls like viagra old men call their favorite gift in years christmas time is here happiness and beer a free for all on the kitchen floor our favorite time is near a little shopping here a hangover there and an online friend from the premiere TSdates.com .com happyf;
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Ho Ho Ho who am I ... Ho Ho HO who am I Up on the play bed, yum yum yum! Down on his chimney I did cum! First comes my stockings with some runs Oh, dear Santa touch my buns! Give me a jingle that will give him a rise One that will open up my pretty thighs! Next come the licking of my little clit Oh just look at my glorious slit! Here is the camera for lots of pics To post and get me dicks! Ho Ho Ho who am I Ho Ho Ho who am I Up on the play bed, yum yum yum Down on your chimney I will cum!
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I saw mommy kissing Santa. In his eyes he did wanta. She looked at the clock, Then she took out his cock. She stroked it till it got stiff, She put a bow on it like a gift. She looked north then south, Then she put it in her mouth. She held his ball, As he stood tall. She reached around and grabbed his ass, I thought he was gonna pass gas. Her head went up and down, She was really going to town. Then out came his cock, It was hard as a rock. He reached down and grabbed her tit, Then he went for her clit. Her breast were so large, But he really took charge. She then bent over and up came her skirt, In went his cock right thru his shirt. She let out a moan, And I heard him groan. Here it cums are you ready, She said give it to me nice and steady. He shook and squirmed, Finally he pulled out and it looked like a little worm. He took off his mask, after his completed task. And it was daddy all along, With such a big dong. Now I know who santa is, After he went to the bathroom to take a piss. Mommy had a big smile on her face, Of the events just past no more trace. Jaf12-11-2009
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12/11/2009 1:53 pm |
Christmas is for Cumming I like it Doggie Style Please put your Penis in and make me smile If you have no Penis then your Bi like me We can use a strap-on or just lick in Harmony.
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I saw mommy kissing Santa, in his eyes he did wanta. She looked at the clock, then took out his cock. She stroked it till it got stiff, she put a bow on it like a gift, She looked north then south, then she put it in her mouth. In her hand was his ball, As he stood tall. She reached around and grabbed his ass, I thought he was gonna pass gas. Her head went up and down, she was really going to town. Out came his cock, it was hard as a rock. He reached down and grabbed her tit, then he went for her clit. Her breast were large, But he really took charge. she then bent over and up came her skirt, in wnet his cock, right thru his shirt. She let out a moan, And I heard him groan. Here it cums, are you ready, she said give it to me nice and steady. He shook and did squirm, after he pulled out and it looked like a tiny worm. He took off his mask, after his completed task. And it was daddy all along, with such a big dong. Now I know who Santa is, when he went to the bathroom to take a piss. Mommy had a big smile on her face. Of the events just past, not a trace.
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Title: Did you fuck what I fucked? Original parody by s_e_rath Set to the melody of “Do you see what I see” Word count 177 exact ------------- “Did you fuck what I fucked?” Said the one cock to the other cock “Did you fuck what I fucked?” A pussy so fine, perfect for cock “Did you fuck what I fucked?” A pussy, a pussy all tight So pink, pretty and all bright So pink, pretty and all bright Said the pussy to the two cocks "Did you feel what I feel?” Double penetration with cocks "Did you feel what I feel?” Oh god use the lube In out: get the rhythm boys In out: get the rhythm boys Said the two cocks to red lipped mouth "Did you suck what I sucked?” Inside your moist red lips dear mouth "Did you suck what I sucked?” A cock, a cock, quivers with cum One then two shower you with pearls One then two shower you with pearls Said the dominatrix pussy to all "Do as I command!” Fuck me when I say to all "Do as I command!” Suck my clit, prostrate yourself Feel my strap on your behind Feel my strap on your behind [post 2834794] [post 2827268] Battle Phantoms.....When the Sun Weeps....Life Revisited a poem [post 2625633].....Pygmalions Moonlight Sonata....[post 2625650] [post 2622197].... [post 2344308]
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Ho Ho Ho who am I ... Ho Ho HO who am I Up on the play bed, yum yum yum! Down on his chimney I did cum! first comes my stockings with some runs Oh, dear santa touch my buns! Give me a jingle that will give him a rise One that will open up my pretty thighs! Next come the licking of my little clit oh just look at my glorious slit! here is the camera for lots of pics to post and get me dicks! Ho Ho Ho who am I Ho Ho Ho who am I Up on the play bed, yum yum yum Down on your chimney I will cum!
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12/11/2009 12:59 pm |
JIZM BALLS, JIZM BALLS JIZM on all we LAY! HO..what FUN it is to CUM at least six times ADAY! oh..JIZM BALLS, JIZM BALLS JIZMS gunna SPRAY! HO..what FUN it is to BUM in sixteen different WAYS! SHAGGIN with my HO a day or two...AGO! she thought she`d take a RIDE! her FANNY is very...tight so i LICKED it WET and WIDE! TONGUE`D with all my might my COCK was lean and LANK! so i STUFFED it deep INSIDE! misfortune seemed my LOT! i should`ve had a WANK because my BOLT was rapidly SHOT! oh..JIZM BALLS, JIZM BALLS JIZM and GO all the way! HO..what FUN to SHAG a MUM when the kids are out the WAY! oh..JIZM BALLS, JIZM BALLS my PLAYBOYS stuck with SPRAY! HO..what FUN it is to SING.... "SUCK my BALLS and PLAY with my LOLLY! TRA LA LAR...LA LAR.. LAR LAR LAR SMACK my ASS with branches of HOLLY! TRA LA LAR...LA LAR.. LAR LAR LAR GOOD RIDINGS we BRING for you and your RING! WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS and a happy NUDE year!
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12/11/2009 12:40 pm |
Jingle Bells A day or two ago I thought I'd take a ride Upon a big black With two on either side I had one in my mouth And in my pussy two Then i got down and my knees and their loads they did shoot, Oh! Hairy balls, booty calls Two cocks in my butt Fucked for some time then i could not sit right for a month
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hello hello
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12/11/2009 12:23 pm |
very good
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12/11/2009 12:22 pm |
Jingle bell Jingle bell sex is on the way come have a lovely sex night on they day Xmas Jingle bell Jingle bell Jingle on the way down to the new girl you just meet It gonna be fun,full of excitement and so much sex and fun... On the the Xmas Hurray!Hurray!!Hurray!!!
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12/11/2009 12:15 pm |
Twas the night before Xmas and quiet all through the house I was stroking my dick and fingering my spouse Her stockings were hung on the back of the chair cause thats where I threw them trying to get to pubic hair. When downstairs in the den there arose such a clatter I knew my friends were fucking, but I yelled whats the matter? I ran down the stairs to join in on the fun just to see old Santa ram his dick in a bun The look on his face let me know he had came I yelled," Wait a minute, let me do the same". The pussy was good, it was wet, it was hot my friends had lined up just to hit that same twat Mrs.Claus she just smiled and spread open her pussy And said," Come on in boys, get this while its juicy". We fucked and we sucked, We licked that big clit, for six straight hours we couldn't wear out that split! So with cum on her mouth as she left out of sight she said, "Merry Xmas to all and to all a good night". Merry Xmas, Curioustits1956
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1 post 12/11/2009 10:38 am |
a fall adventure a playfull dance the snowflake melting a bit of romance tiny drops of wetness seeming to feel the joy of giving and receiving that wonderfull toy lets play and touch and all enjoy each others arrousing being together feel the joy.....
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12/11/2009 10:10 am |
so close to christmas and i have no giri,i found this wonderful site and i know she is here alright. Passion Santa may she be sexy,smell good,and squirt on demand.Passion i need this type of girl so would you grant me a membership plan.ho-ho-ho hope she can give a good 69 blow.
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12/11/2009 5:42 am |
On the 12th day of Christmas my master gave to me, 12 gangers banging, 11 paddlers paddling, 10 tongues a licking, 9 strippers stripping, 8 couples swinging, 7 eggs a vibrating, 6 body piercings, 5 golden showers, 4 strap ons, 3 french cocks, 2 sets of handcuffs and a leather collar with leash.
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12/11/2009 4:33 am |
Bowls full of condoms and beds with bare asses Dance floors with stripper poles surrounded by lasses Beautiful bodies dressed up in G strings. These are a few of my favorite swing things. Black feathered masks and leather riding crops Cock rings and dildos and toys from sex shops Wild unicorns with tattooed angel wings These are a few of my favorite swing things. Girls in black panties with red satin hearts Lubricant that rubbed onto shaved private parts Outdoor tub parties that are ready to swing These are a few of my favorite swing things. When the rug burns, When the sitter bails When I'm feeling low, I simply remember my favorite things And then I am good to go.
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1 post 12/11/2009 3:12 am |
Dashing through profiles With a big hard on today Through the pics I go Jackin' all the way. Balls wrapped in a sling Making sure it's tight Oh what fun it is to write Your open legs tonight! Send emails, Send emails Sending one your way Oh how bad I want to ride Your smokin' ass tonight!
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12/11/2009 1:34 am |
Oh fuck me Oh fuck me How horny I am for your cock I only live 4 miles away Come over and lay your pipe oh fuck me oh fuck me How horny I am for your cock
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12/11/2009 1:31 am |
I was fucking santa claus Butt naked in the kitchen last night I didnt sleep a wink I moaned and groaned and ripped the sheets He made me squirt as i continued to let him eat I was fucking santa claus butt naked in the kitchen last night........
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12/11/2009 1:25 am |
All I want for Christmas is a big fat cock, a big fat cock, a big fat cock
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12/11/2009 1:21 am |
I give joy to the guys I make them cum Let my pussy receive their cocks Let every tonge eat me good And I'll return the favor And I'll return the favor I'll suck your dick real good I'll suck your dick real good I'l suck, and suck your dick reall goood
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12/11/2009 12:25 am |
tell me your IDs?
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Music of "I'll Be Home For Christmas" You can blow me for Christmas You can suck on me Take my load Under the mistletoe And hang a towel by the tree That evening when you blow me I know you'll make me cream You can blow me for Christmas While resting on your knees My hope is that you'll find me Wrapped beside the Christmas tree Oh you can blow me for Christmas So I can realize all my dreams.
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We wish you a merry Christmas so go out and get some pussy or if you prefer some big dicks to suck, sit, or lick sixty nine (69) for you, and cumshots for two this christmas, wish the best luck now last time now go fuck It's time for a new tradition please join me in this decision no more of the giving gifts this year legs should spread we're done with the cyber phone sex and those games we meet face to face this Christmas let our cum fly instead
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Christmas is getting near The stars are clear and bright. and I'm just sitting here with girls met on this site. One has a big round ass I tend to like them thick I always sqeeze their mass and pund them with my dick one hase a pritty smile her face is really sweet I love to watch her while she's sucking on my meet one has gereat big tits on wich I love to suck then on my dick she sits and we begin to fuck. my house is full of cheer what a happy holiday all I neded was sme beer and some girls with witch to lay.
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im getting nothing for xmas .. mommy and dady are pissed .. i posted photos on this site .. on how mommy and daddy kissed .. mommy had a second look at the pics now she is calling back my friend .. he was the one who ratted me out .. mommy found out that was not her rear end
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12/10/2009 5:02 pm |
On her knees she sits, while holding my big fat cock Over my balls she goes, licking all the way Lips on cock they suck, making me hold back tight What fun it is to slide and squirt in a hot wet mouth tonight Suck my balls, suck my balls, suck them all the way Oh what fun it is to squirt while holding my big fat cock Oh what fun it is to squirt WHILE HOLDING MY-BIG-FAT COCK!
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It was late christmas eve I was wrapping a toy when in walked my wife with her twin sister joy they both stood there naked and I started to choke then thought to myself this must be a joke then my wife gave me a wink said i was good this year and for my chistmas present she had brought joy here i rose to me feet as my dick it did stand best nite of my life was right at my hands we all started to play and it was getting real hot i was fucking her sister and was hitting the spot my wife was riding her face hips grinding in deep as she watched me give her sister the meat then out of nowhere there came this wierd sound that kinda broke my rythum as i started to pound next thing i knew it was morning it seemed and i shouted out loud it was a fucking dream
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its was the day after christmas and the wife was made as hell worst christmas she had or so she would tell i had gone out with the boys for alittle christmas cheer and got home christmas morning with a twleve pack of beer I annouced to the room that santa was home and was looking for a naughty girl to come and sit my bone she rushed the kids out as i let my cock free and stood in front of my mom then pissed on the tree I think the last straw was when i gave her a wink then gave her sister 20 dollars to suck on my dink so i guess her being mad that i can see but as far as the fucking that was her sister not me
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12/10/2009 1:42 pm |
Silent night, she can't bite She is gagged & bound up tight Round this sweet little slut we stand Seven of us all with dicks in hand She wants heavenly piss So we give her heavenly piss Silent night, she can't fight Shes gonna take a fucking tonight Cum streams from our cocks for her Pull off the gag she say thankyou sirs Christ this girl is a whore Christ this girl is a whore End of the night, she won't fight She's got cum all over she's looking a sight Giant loads all over her face Her panties are now just a pile of lace Jesus I am content Jesus I am content
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12/10/2009 12:11 pm |
When I was but a child, Christmas meant one thing, That I'd be getting lots of toys that day. I learned a whole lot different, When my Bother sat me down, And taught me to spell Christmas this way: "C" is for the Cold that perks nipples, in that heavenly way, "H" for Hips that grind in the night, "R" stands for Ron Jeremy,god blessed his gift, "I" means "I will pull out,baby..I promise", "S" is for the porn Star that shone so bright, "T" is for Three wise men, they who didn't care what people thought, "M" is for the manger where he lay,& for that first roll in the hay, "A" is for apple,of cousre... "S" means shepherds came, and the Silence of the lambs,began.. And that's how i came to understand and spell Christmas,Seasons Greetings to ALL!!
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Twas the night before Xmas and poor Mrs. Claus, Was left alone by hubby without any pause. She was horny that night and needed some dick, But wouldn’t get any from dear old Saint Nick. She went to her bedroom and took off her outfit, And started to play with her nipples, cunt and clit. Just when things were geting hot and very good, A loud knock on the door interrupted her mood! In rushed the elves and they dropped all of their jaws, By seeing a big dildo fucking Mrs. Claus. They wasted not a moment to take off their gear, And started to join in with a gleeful loud cheer. Their hands roamed all over to her devilish delight, And they sucked and licked her body all through the night. Their cocks were quite small, but there was still lots of wood, And they filled all of her holes and fucked her real good! She ooooohed and aaaaahed loudly and came again and again, And the elves plastered her pussy and tits with semen. After they were satisfied and daybreak was near, She whispered to them all, I can’t wait till next year!!!
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12/10/2009 11:04 am |
To the tune of "away in a manger " I'M FUCKING A STRANGER I'M GIVING HIM HEAD OH HOW YOU PLEASE US COME JOIN US IN BED NOW IN COMES A BIG GUY HIS HIPS ROCK AWAY SLIPPING INSIDE TO TEASE US UP MY ASS ALL THE WAY HIS GIRLFRIEND IS LOWERING HERSELF ONTO MY COCK I'M LIFTING HER KNEES UP I'M HARD AS A ROCK I LOVE CUNNILINGUS MY TONGUE ON HER CLIT OR USING MY FINGERS TO HELP HER GET IT THE FEEL OF A SOFT BREAST A SOFT, SLIPPERY HOLE WELL MUSCLED, TIGHT ASS WITH A THICK, VEINY POLE WHICHEVER YOU FAVOUR TSdates.com IS THE WAY TO MAKE YOU A RAVER AND HAVE SEX EVERY WAY
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12/10/2009 10:29 am |
Its Christmas with a class And Im gonna have a blast Cuz, I found a site TSdates.com Delight Pictures of people all over the land Cunts from Japan, tits from Thailand Penis from Paris, did those balls came from Spain? Theres a zillion of choices just like the rain. Mary was looking, while Peter was jacking Peter was looking while Mary was stroking Paul Long Pole is looking for a hole Dark wet and hairy to bury his pole So on through the day into night Everyone was in this sight Hoping somewhere they find Love Delight And Christmas night will be alright Mary eats Harry, Tom and Gerry While Peter licks Suzzie, Jo and Terry Find me a nut, and find me a slut Find me me anything but, whats that? They never lost hope, they never despair The journey by itself was not without fear So Peter this is Mary and Mary this is Peter Ahhh Love, what is there, could be more greater Its Christmas with a class And Im gonna have a blast Cuz I found a site TSdates.com what a delight!
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12/10/2009 10:07 am |
HARD AND DEEP (to the tune of Silent Night) Hard and deep Hard and deep Pound and slam Like a freak Round this virgin Tight as a drum Play my instrument Til this girl cums Christ I think I may cumm-ummm-mmm Please lap up all of my juice >>! Ohhhh Santa I hope I have been naughty enough for you this year! Please say I have been and you will cum and visit me - often with that thick North Pole of yours. Ciao Sweet Kate A vixen to take "advantage" of.... A sassy natural redhead with stamina - and imagination!
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12/10/2009 10:02 am |
Dear Santa - I have been a very naughty girl - see I wrote this poem for the naughty carol contest and it makes me feel s so naughty and wet to write this to you... I'd love a Gold membership for Christmas...what can I do to make you send me one??Hmmm(naughty smirk and dirty thoughts...) Love Sweet Kate DECK MY BALLS Deck my balls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la, la la la. Tap the keg, inflate the dolly, Fa la la la la, la la la. Don we now our rubber costumes, Fa la la la la, la la la. We're a bunch of twisted Santies, Fa la la la la, la la la. Naughty girls are such a treasure, Fa la la la la, la la la. These North Poles were made for pleasure, Fa la la la la, la la la. Fucked the elves, fucked the reindeer, Fa la la la la, la la la. Fuck the cookies, bring us hot pussies! Fa la la la la, la la la. PS And Santa ... Fair is fair - check out my blog - hope that has you stroking your own thick and juicy North Pole(wink) A vixen to take "advantage" of.... A sassy natural redhead with stamina - and imagination!
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12/10/2009 9:15 am |
christmas time, party on at mine, lots of ladies waiting in line. soaking wet snatches, aaaargh!, that bitch scratches! if you are thirsty theres plenty of wine.
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12/10/2009 7:11 am |
post2166056 Naughty Carol Contest Entry: Twas the night before Christmas, God it was neat. The kids were gone, and my wife was in heat. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, We had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shades while she played with herself. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. I was donning my jockies, to cover my ass, When down the chimney Santa came with a crash Santa reached in his sack, His toys were all gone, some new things were packed. A bra without nipples, a penis extension, And several more things I shouldn't even mention. A fuck ring, a G-string, and all types of oil, a dildo so long it lay in a coil. He filled every stocking and then took his leave, Saying, "Take me home, Rudolph ... this night's been a bitch!" The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, "The best thing about pussy is you can't wear it out!
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1 post 12/10/2009 5:15 am |
it was the day before christmas an the wife wanted to play but i seen my hot nieghbour an she wanted a lay so i slip next door an under the mistletoe where she sucked my hard cock until she made me blow,I heard my wife calling cause she needed whoreing so i went back home to give her my bone,my wife is my saviour till i seen her with nieghbour,So i took out my cock an showed them the bell then both said fuck off you can go to hell.
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