Second Annual Naughty Carol Contest!  

rm_events 35F
12162 posts
12/7/2009 11:22 am

Last Read:
1/26/2012 3:02 pm

Second Annual Naughty Carol Contest!




A day or two ago
I found a dating site
I wanted to get laid–
Preferably that night!
They quizzed me on my brains,
Emotions, and romance,
But I don't care about those things
I just want to drop my pants! Oh…

Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Hairy ones and shaved!
Oh what fun it is to post
My cock online today! HEY!

-ALT.com member masterlorelei



Now it’s your turn! For the second year now, the TSdates.com elves want you to write a naughty holiday carol for us in our Naughty Carol Contest! Unwrap your best holiday fantasy, tell us what mommy was really doing to Santa, or show us where you prefer to hang the mistletoe ‒ and you could win a Gold Membership!

Sit down with your milk and cookies and write your dirtiest carol or holiday limerick ‒ it needs to rhyme, and we're looking for originality and creativity! Make us laugh or make us melt ‒ but keep it under 200 words! And remember, our elves don't like naughty plagiarists ‒ if you can find it on the Internet, so can we!

Multiple entries are permitted (one entry per blog post). To enter, post a comment here containing your entry. The deadline to enter is Monday, December 21st at 11:59 a.m. Pacific Time .

There will be no voting period for this contest. The team at TSdates.com will pick the top 3 winners, which will be announced on Tuesday, Dec. 22th.

Prizes for this contest are:

First Place: 1-year Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs
Second Place: 6-month Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs
Third Place: 3-month Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs

Specific Contest Rules:

1. All entries must adhere to the Terms of Use.
2. To be valid, entries must rhyme and not exceed the 200 word limit. Invalid entries may be deleted without notice.
3. Pseudonyms only; no real names or handles allowed.
4. All entries must be submitted by Monday, December 21st at 11:59 a.m. Pacific Time.
5. General contest rules apply.

BalangBalangDo 54M
4 posts
12/27/2011 1:02 am

ahhhh shit.. i got the fuckin weeks mixed up... im too late!!!! gotdamn kidney stones... fuck!

[image]


pussyIickalot 54M
2 posts
1/13/2010 4:30 pm

Twas the night before christmas and through out the cell block not a prisoner was awake or even jerking his cock,when down through the roof came a thundering crash, what do you know it is saint nick with a sleigh full of ass. Come on sweety, suck harder sugar pie !! says saint nick as he slurps from a slasck full of rye..after she is done saint nickolas does go ,delivering to each inmate on of his most promising hoes..and with his with his ass still all bare, he yells to the inmates, merry christmas to you all and happy fucking newyear.. by William.R.C


rm_oojanu 42M
1 post
12/31/2009 12:55 am

Hiii sexy !!!!!!!!!!

I am waiting for hard fucking........


Kaylee0249 71F

12/30/2009 5:54 pm

When will winners be posted?


rm_Omarwakil 34M
1 post
12/30/2009 8:28 am

my dick is very big ... take it and let me dig and u can beg me to fuck u


blkforsex1 51M  
29 posts
12/29/2009 11:39 pm

hi sweet ngel would love meet for greal


rm_oglesbyjeff 32M
1 post
12/29/2009 8:52 pm

Fro this christmas, I want to get laid with some ladies and for new year day, I want to get laid again with all fifferent and wonderful ladies. So, ladies if you want to get laid from me, then hit me up, so we can go it all the way.


rm_vortex1985k 36M
1 post
12/28/2009 12:21 am

welcomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Castillan98 42M
1 post
12/27/2009 9:46 am

Doggerel verse and drunken lurch..
I yearn to spoon a lissom lass under a birch!
Why am I so fond of Bachelor Brandy,
'Coz I cozen on to anyhting randy!
Let the High Seas of Time lift and list,
While I as a drunken sailor let a dream sweep over me as I drift,
Hey darlings kiss me Hsst!
Let my dick cock like an Aldis as I scream and lift!
Take the Tide to some dreamy distant Strawberry Field..
Why does it take ye so long for a virgin to yield?
Ride you luck! Spur your steeds on..buggar a filly or foal
maybe this is like taking drunken lips to a flint fired shoal,
Add two to a sailors nine and one to a deadman's chest
I'm sure I came off the best!


rm_rejicanQ 57M
6 posts
12/27/2009 7:35 am

my cock hard

love


rm_dreamboy0083 42M
1 post
12/26/2009 10:49 am

hi


miki03224260543 34M
1 post
12/26/2009 6:15 am

hy,here iz a fucking new brand wid differ style!!!


JesPlayin2 67M/62F  
4 posts
12/25/2009 12:08 am

How will the winners be notified and will everyone be able to read the willing entries?


rm_kenichile 37M
1 post
12/23/2009 2:18 am

Merrychiristmax


stall312 42M
1 post
12/22/2009 10:03 pm

mary chris look 4 net


TA69007 116M
4 posts
12/21/2009 8:45 pm

(Oh Christmas Tree tune)

O kiss with me,O kiss with me
my big north pole is hard for thee
O kiss with me,O kiss with me
You jiggle jingle oh so lusciously
In and out so deep heavenly
You shudder oh so breathlessly
O kiss with me,O kiss with me
I get so large when close to thee

O lick with me,O lick with me
Your skins tastes so deliciously
O lick with me,O lick with me
Your silky as deep in the snow
I feel your soft lips all over me
You\'ll squrit so crazy intensely
O lick with me,O lick with me
O in the air your legs will be

O thrust with me,O thrust with me
my big pole throbbs so pleasantly
O thrust with me,O thrust with me
slipping in so tight for thee
Up and down and all around the pole
sticky sweat and so blissfully
O thrust with me,O thrust with me
I pull your hair to spank aggressively

O plow with me,O plow with me
I kiss your lips so tenderly
O plow with me,O plow with me
Ropes of jizz fly boundlessly
On your busty cleaveage for thee
We fall asleep so blissfully
O sleep with me,O sleep with me
We start again exhaustfully

O pump with me,O pump with me
We grind all night so lustfully
O pump with me,O pump with me
Your face looks so exquisitely
You deep ride me so expertly
Your legs shake so uncontrollably
O climax with me,O climax with me
struck together with harmony...


TA69007 116M
4 posts
12/21/2009 8:38 pm

-U sing same tune as Rudolph-

Rudolph the red big balled Reindeer
Has a very shining hard thick cock
only afew knew how to deep ride it
No matter how nice-n-big it got,

All of the other lil dicky Reindeers
have no trouble getting cheap laid
they get screwed and tease big Rudolph
And ask him if he's big balled spayed,

Then one horny foggy Christmas Eve
Prancer & Dancer came to say....
"Rudolph with your big cock tonight
Won't you cum screw all our white tail
doe deer so deep tonite"

Then all of the other white tail doe deer
begged big buck Rudolph for sum cheer,as they
swallowed all the Sweet Cream to shout out with glee,

"OH big Rudolph the well hung cock buck Reindeer
your our big buck stud indeed,so cum get sum all
you want &need!" HOHOHO,MERRY CHRISTMAS!


tirso2pleaseu 52M
4 posts
12/21/2009 5:58 pm

Rudolph the big balls raindeer had a very shiny cock, that if you ever saw it you would see how big they grow. All the Raindeer used to laugh and call him names, they never let poor Rudolph join any orgy games. Them one horney Christmas Eve Santa came and came, then he said to Rudolph, Rudolph with your big balls & shiny cock won't fuck Miss Clause tonight? Then all the reindeer fuck him as they shouted out with glee, Rudolph the big balls Raindeer you will fuck us untill we screammmmmm!!!


tirso2pleaseu 52M
4 posts
12/21/2009 5:34 pm

Oh well I wish this post would've ended at midnight, I know I would of won! It's unfortunate that my internet has been down for a while now!
I truely wish it would xtended for a few days longer!!!


4fun4usand4u 41M/41F

12/21/2009 3:04 pm

And he thought that was the last one... I made a special one for him

Eat me out with mouth and tongue,
Oh la la la la, la la la la.
You can stop when I say you're done,
Oh la la la la, la la la la.

Don't be gay you know you like it,
Oh la la, la la la, la la la.
Take my clit and lick and suck it,
Oh la la la la, la la la la.

Do the work for the both of us,
Oh la la la la, la la la la.
Make me cum I'll sing a chorus.
Oh la la la la, la la la la.

Joy you bring me can not measure,
Oh la la la la, la la la la.
With your mouth you give me pleasure,
Oh la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away my heart is beating,
Oh la la la la, la la la la.
Hail to you, it's worth repeating,
Oh la la la la, la la la la.

Now we're joyous, both together,
Oh la la la la, la la la la.
Wish this feeling lasts forever,
Oh la la la la, la la la la.


hitcockk 33M
2 posts
12/21/2009 12:54 pm

Hey! This Koko571971 guy's gone berserk with lifting everyone's contributions... go get a life needle cock! Here's the lines I posted just 6 hours ago.. ('n which he chooses to post as his own!|lol|):
My cock's dancing a jig
its christmas time today
wonder why's it so happy?...
'has found somethin' to lay!

u askin' wazzat somethin'
tis a beauty with a beaver!
to peck with plum cum fillin'
X'mas spirits & savour

A gift in Christmas stockings
'n bra and panty hose
for that special someone hung,
Oh, my bulging rod bellows!

Vow to unwrap this gift
in every nook'n cranny
Like last year's gift- her mom
the year before, her granny..!

She luvs to role play Santa
sledge riding in the sky,
Ummm.. 'Lil change there, on the couch
she rides Me on the 'fly'
Atop 'n left & right
hips grinding in delight
Seizing my dick with frenzy
a 'puss' in boots sooooo tight

Oh dear!.. Oh dear, I'm coming..
I come without a fuss
"Just snows this festive season?..
Lo! Its raining in your puss!"


rm_up4itallnwks 62M
9 posts
12/21/2009 12:37 pm

i came upon a midnight queer
i was in a bar to stay out of the cold,
i chose a table in the rear,
he walked up, horny and bold.

my name is cameron, he said to me,
and i dont know you at all,
but soon, i'll know you better,
there's a storage room right down the hall.

so come with me, i'll make you see,
my company isn't so bad.
i'll make you happy you came with me,
you're gonna be real glad.

i looked at him with blood in my eyes,
a leer sprang across my face,
he looked and acted so surprised,
as i kicked ass all over the place.

and now, that queer is somewhere else,
not bothering me no more,
i left my drink on the table, there,
went out, and found me a whore.

merry xmas!

upforitallnwks


Chyna2k5 38F
1 post
12/21/2009 11:56 am

To the "Twelve days of x-mas"

On the 1st day of x-mas my aby gave to me a good fuck on my knees.

On the 2nd day of x-mas my baby gave to me 2 orgasms and a good fuck on my knees.

On the 3rd day of x-mas my baby gave to me 3 pussy eatings, 2 orgasms and a good fuck on my knees.

On the 4th day of x-mas my baby gave to me 4 vibrators, 3 pussy eatings, 2 orgasms and a good fuck on my knees

On the 5th day of x-mas my baby gave to me 5 girls only wearing big boes, 4 vibrators, 3 pussy eatings, 2 orgasms and a good fuck on my knees.

On the 6th day of x-mas my baby gave to me 6 pole dances, 5 girls only wearing big boes, 4 vibrators, 3 pussy eatings, 2 orgasms and a good fuck on my knees

On the 7th day of x-mas my baby gave to me 7 strippers stripping, 6 pole dances, 5 girls only wearing big boes, 4 vibrators, 3 pussy eatings, 2 orgasms and a good fuck on my knees.

On the 8th day of xmas my baby gave to me 8 dicks a wagging, 7 strippers stripping, 6 pole dances, 5 girls only wearing big boes, 4 vibrators, 3 pussy eatings, 2 orgasms and a good fuck on my knees.

On the 9th day of xmas my baby gave to me 9 private dances, 8 dicks wagging, 7 strippers stripping, 6 pole dances, 5 girls only wearing a big boes, 4 vibrators, 3 pussy eatting, 2 orgasms and a good on my knees.

And you can just imagine the rest


goodguytoknownj 60M
556 posts
12/21/2009 11:18 am

hmmm...didnt know about this contest...posted it on my blog a few days ago...here goes...

'Twas the Week Before Christmas
(or A Visit from a Good Guy)
by Climax Way More

'Twas the week before Christmas, when all through the house
opportunities abounded with the click of a mouse.
The stockings were displayed, legs spread, showing no hair,
in hopes that a large dick soon would be there.

She with her laptop all snug in her bed,
had visions of his plum colored fully engorged head.
And she in her cami, pulled up in a snap,
had just settled her brain on straddling his lap.

Not far away, aroused, this most friendly chatter,
sprang in his pants and wanted at her.
Away to his car, he flew like a flash,
tore down the road, and hauled some ass.

The thought of her breasts that she loved to show
gave even more rise to his object below,
when, what to his wondering eyes should appear,
but a video text message asking "when will you get here?"

Arriving there so lively, undressing real quick,
he knew in moments she'd beg to be licked.
More rapid than eagles, her orgasms they came,
and she moaned and shouted and called out his name.

He asked her, "now answer...
you hot little vixen,
tell me what you did
to make your pussy glisten"
To the top of her slit
then to her inner wall
his tongue strokes flashed away (she splashed away),
drinking it all.

As he tried to look into her wild eyes,
when they meet with a look saying, "I want to mount this guy"
first up to her nipples his fingers they flew,
then to the box of toys next to the bed too.

And then, in a twinkling, without being aloof
hands prancing and pawing as she hit the roof.
As he buried his head back down on her mound,
she breathily gasped, "I too want to go down"

He'd been all over her, from her head to her foot,
but he paid special attention to her ass, and took
out the bundle of toys as she laid on her back,
and she looked possessed and reached for his sack.

His eyes--how they twinkled! His cock hard (very),
Her ass cheeks rose, his nose still buried.
Her hot little mouth was soon drawn up like a bow,
and soon his cum on her chin was as white as the snow.
The stump of his cock she grazed lightly with her teeth,
and her tongue again encircled his head like a wreath.
He pushed his tongue deeper and could feel in her belly,
how she shook when he lapped at her, like a bowl full of jelly.

Her clit was chubby and plump, this sexy little elf,
and she groaned when he sucked it, then got lost in her self.
A wink of her eye and a grasp of his head
soon gave him to know he had nothing to dread.

She spoke not a word, her eyes did all the work,
straddling his sides, her legs still in stockings, then took in his girth.
And laying atop him, practically nose to nose,
on his shaft, she over and over slid down and rose.

He sprang larger inside her, then came like a missile,
And away he soon flew and it made them feel wistful.
But she heard him exclaim, before he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to you, I had a ball...'twas a good night!"


billyzoom69101 54M
9 posts
12/21/2009 11:10 am

on the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me
5 golden showers
4 call girls
3 french whores
2 big ole jugs
and a blow job under the tree


billyzoom69101 54M
9 posts
12/21/2009 11:07 am

feliz navidad
feliz navidad
feliz navidad
lets eat some tacos and smoke some pot


JesPlayin2 67M/62F  
4 posts
12/21/2009 10:39 am

Swinger’s Wonderland
(Sung to: Walking in a Winter Wonderland)
Sweet low moans, are you listening?
Between spread thighs, lips are glistening
A beautiful sight, we’re happy tonite
Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland

Stripped away are the panties
Here to stay, the nasty Ladies
Moaning their song as we grind along
Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland

Between the couches we can build a play pit
And pretend this magic night will never end
He’ll say, “Can I have some?” She’ll say, “Oh yes.
Have me over and over again!”

Later on, we’ll conspire
As we fondle by the fire
To face unafraid the friends that we’ve made
Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland

When she blows, ain’t it thrilling
Though her hole wants a drilling
We’ll frolic and play the night away
Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland

Glistening treats, can you see em
Swirling tongues slurpin puddin
Ruby-Red lips suckin candy sticks
Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland

Giddy-up, giddy-up let’s fuck
Just look at the show
Inviting thighs spread so wide
A wonderful sight, fuckin with delight
Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland

Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland
Humping in a Swinger’s Wonderland


tractortom05 49M

12/21/2009 10:22 am

i saw mommy doing santa claus.
underneath the stairwell last nite.
santa was huggen and kissing.
while mommy was tugging his dingaling.


fuzzyott 55M
30 posts
12/21/2009 9:53 am

Doorbells ring
Are you listening
Cocks are hard
Pussies glistening
A wonderful sight
We're cumming tonight
Playin in a swinging wonderland

Gone away are the blue balls
Here to stay are the cat calls
They sing a lust sing
As we cum along
Playin in a swinging wonderland

In the bedroom we can have an orgy
then invite everybody in town
They'll say: you can't do that
We'll say: Oh, gee
But you can join the club
Any time you cum around

Later on
We'll conspire
As we fuck by the fire
To face unafraid
The plans that we've made
Playin in a swinging wonderland

In the bedroom we can have an orgy
And invite the entire town
We'll have lots of fun in our orgy
Until the police come to shut us down

When she cums
Ain't it thrilling
Though your nose gets a spilling
We'll frolic and play
The key party way
Playin in a swinging wonderland

Playing in a Swinging wonderland
Playing in a swinging wonderland


4fun4usand4u 41M/41F

12/21/2009 9:45 am

And probably the last one:

Joy to the girl, that makes me cum!
Let her receive my seed;
I'll cum in her pussy soon,
And maybe her asshole too,
And maybe her asshole too,
And maybe, and maybe, her asshole too,

Joy to the girl, she savors cum!
Let me release my joy;
It flows on her mouth, ass, tits, and thighs,
She loves the creamy load,
She loves the creamy load,
She loves, she loves, the creamy load.

Now it's limp, and won't grow,
Stroke it for another round;
She sucks to make my juices flow,
Get it hard for another round,
Get it hard for another round,
Get it, get it, hard for another round,

It covers the girl's mouth and face,
When it squirts she doesn't move,
The glories of her righteousness,
And wonders of her love,
And wonders of her love,
And wonders, wonders, of her love.


4fun4usand4u 41M/41F

12/21/2009 9:44 am

And another:

Oh the weather outside is frightful,
But oral sex is so delightful,
And since we've no place to go,
Let Her Blow! Let Her Blow! Let Her Blow!

She doesn't show signs of stopping,
And I'm so close to popping,
The lights are turned way down low,
Let Her Blow! Let Her Blow! Let Her Blow!

When I'm finally ready to orgasm,
'Cause she's blowing like the wind of a storm,
She'll feel my cock throb and spasm,
Then her mouth and her throat will be warm!

Now my hard-on is slowly dying,
And, oh dear, we're still good-bying,
But as long as she loves me so,
Let Her Blow! Let Her Blow! Let Her Blow!


sexybutterflycc 38F
2 posts
12/21/2009 8:38 am

I Wanna Make You Cum
Sung to the tune of “Little Drummer Boy”

Come she told me
I wanna make you cum
A soft new world for me
I wanna make you cum
My finest toys you’ll see
I wanna make you cum
To play in your hot pussy
I wanna make you cum
Wanna make you cum
Wanna make you cum

Let me lick your clit
I wanna make you cum
With my tongue

Pretty pussy
I wanna make you cum
I’m shaved and ready for you
I wanna make you cum
I want my tongue in you
I wanna make you cum
Soft and warm, tasting you
I wanna make you cum
Wanna make you cum
Wanna make you cum

Can I cum with you
I wanna make you cum
Use your tongue

We came together
I wanna make you cum
Two pussies pink and warm
I wanna make you cum
Sharing a toy with her
I want to make you cum
Cumming all night with her
I wanna make you cum
Wanna make you cum
Wanna make you cum

We played all night long
I wanna make you cum
She made me cum


rm_boufalghal 37M
1 post
12/21/2009 8:28 am

for all the milf sexy mambo from africa hir just contact i don t speak to much about my self . you gona see XXX


cutecouple2003cc 45M/38F
1 post
12/21/2009 7:44 am

My Wife's Christmas Surprise
Sung to "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Bras and panties by the fireplace
Moans of pleasure coming down loudly
Ready to be angry instead a sight of ecstasy
I really want to join in, but I just watched them closely

'Cause I saw my wife kissing Mrs. Claus
Up against our bedroom door last night
She couldn’t see me there
As she tugged Mrs. Claus’ blonde hair
Ole’ St. Nick really traded up
Young and hot, can’t help but stare.

'Cause I saw my wife licking Mrs. Claus
On her breasts and in her pussy just right
Oh what a moan, as Ms. Claus came
Then my wife’s turn just the same.
As she came on Ms. Claus’ tongue last night.


rm_hydra8321 37M/38F
2 posts
12/21/2009 7:25 am

Well the traffic outside is frightful
But the sex is so delightful
And since we've got men to blow
Let us blow, let us blow, let us blow


hitcockk 33M
2 posts
12/21/2009 6:10 am

My cock's dancing a jig
its christmas time today
wonder why's it so happy?...
'has found somethin' to lay!

u askin' wazzat somethin'
tis a beauty with a beaver!
to peck with plum cum fillin'
X'mas spirits & savour

A gift in Christmas stockings
'n bra and panty hose
for that special someone hung,
Oh, my bulging rod bellows!

Vow to unwrap this gift
in every nook'n cranny
Like last year's gift- her mom
the year before, her granny..!

She luvs to role play Santa
sledge riding in the sky,
Ummm.. 'Lil change there, on the couch
she rides Me on the 'fly'
Atop 'n left & right
hips grinding in delight
Seizing my dick with frenzy
a 'puss' in boots sooooo tight

Oh dear!.. Oh dear, I'm coming..
I come without a fuss
"Just snows this festive season?..
Lo! Its raining in your puss!"



soooothemebaby 59F
2 posts
12/21/2009 4:19 am

SING TO THE TUNE OF "FROSTY THE SNOWMAN"


sex69talk 63F
118 posts
12/21/2009 12:56 am

Sung to the tune of "Away In A Manger":

Mrs. Claus on the left bed, Mr. Claus on the right
Mr. Claus was excited, the Mrs. uptight
A couple then entered the room where they lay
The wife swapping party was starting this way

The man was quite handsome, the woman ok
He took Santa’s wifey to heaven that day
He licked her wet pussy and sucked on her clit
His cock in her cunt was a perfect fit

Santa looked over at the prick in his wife
His pole grew the biggest it’s been in his life
He looked at the girl that lay next to him
Their fucking session was about to begin

Santa lifted her legs up and shoved in his dick
His beard was quite heavy, his cock big and thick
He groaned and she moaned as he shot in his cum
He abruptly announced “Christmas has just begun”


Jamaicanhershy 47M
2 posts
12/21/2009 12:49 am

To Silver Bells:

4 lips what luck
sucking my cock
girls in naked attire
And I know any minute now I'll cum
This is so hot
Jen & Kim's butt
sexy, pointing at me
while their licking and sucking
I scream

Here I cum
Here I cum
Ecstacy's mine when im swinging
2 & 3
girls on me
Soon I'll be cumming again


rm_sexyteen07 34M
1 post
12/21/2009 12:10 am

Oh the weather outside is frightful,
hot sex sounds so delightful,
so when there's no one else you know,call a ho,call a ho,call a ho


GhostRder1953 68M
56 posts
12/21/2009 12:00 am

(To the tune of Jingle Bells)

I’m off to meet a friend
I met on A-F-F,
She said she was a blond
With tits that weren’t bereft.

Described as MILF ignored.
And horny for my touch.
Through snow and ice all night I bored
Two hundred miles ain’t much. Oh…

Horny nights, lonesome nights,
At times it’s just too much.
It’s habit always beating off
I miss a woman’s touch, so…
Off I go down the road
For a little something strange.
No one needs to urge or goad
This night I’d not exchange.

I pulled up to the drive.
The lights were on inside.
I really felt alive
To the door I’d smoothly glide.

She answered when I rang.
But what I did behold
Was a man in drag I would not bang
Thinking what my mama told. Yes...

Get a pic before you lick.
Don’t trust no horny dude.
Dates online they have a trick
Fooled once so don’t you brood. I,
Scrambled back for my car,
I didn’t wave goodbye.
And headed for the nearest bar
This tale I will deny.


LindaDarkHorse 60F
5 posts
12/20/2009 10:36 pm

To: Here Comes Santa Clause

Here cums Dom-Puss, Here cums Dom-Puss,
Right down Dom-Puss lane
Don’t be scared by all her leather, she’s not into pain
Girls and boys all love her toys, because she uses ‘em right!
So lets give thanks to the god’s of porn, ‘cuz Dom-Puss cums tonight!

Here cums Dom-Puss, Here cums Dom-Puss,
Sporting her strap-on
But she goes gently, Astro-gliding
An 8 inch silicon
She won’t violate when she penetrates, you’ll be squealing in delight!
So lets all bow to the strap-on queen, ‘cuz Dom-Puss cums tonight!

Here cums Dom-Puss, Here cums Dom-Puss,
And now it is your turn
But listen close to all she orders
She’ll teach and you’ll learn
Her clit’s so swollen when she’s rollin’, her ass and pussy so tight!
She loves to get as good as she gives, ‘cuz Dom-Puss cums tonight!


Greytome 37M
18 posts
12/20/2009 8:53 pm

Have Yourself a Slutty Little Christmas (obviously set to: Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas)

Have yourself a slutty little Christmas,
Let your holes be tight
From now on,
our clothes will be out of sight

Have yourself a slutty little Christmas,
Be you straight or gay,
From now on,
our inhibitions will be miles away.

Here we are in our frisky days,
Sweating on the floor.
Horny friends who are near to us
Gather here to fuck once more.

Through the years
We all will be together,
Screwing here and now
So, take my shining cock into your mouth.
And have yourself A slutty little Christmas now.

anyone on yahoo?


TA69007 116M
4 posts
12/20/2009 8:26 pm

`Twas the night before Christmas and all through the town
all Sexy Ones pleas could be heard as her panties came down,
"Dear Santa,OH Santa,Plz spank me tonite for I've been ever
so good but naughty being very young til tonite" But Santa
just chuckled "HOHOHO,I've heard that before from many Lil
good naughty girls with their hot red cherry booty bums"

As she wriggles and squirms beneath his soft hand's hearty
stings to feel her wetness with a promise like that's why it
was meant to be such big a thing,"HOHOHO What matters Dear Sexy
One as you'll very soon see is that you should be spanked across
Santa's lap knee till your sassy bare cheeks is burning bright
red!"And with that the jolly fellow did just as he'd said,softly proceeded to spank her with Lil of his might till her yelps echoed loud in the cold frosty night,

With each cup hand swat ringing out that turned her soft round bum so very Hot Red as she's being spanked with many smacks all very red,
the jolly fellow reached into his gift bag to pull out a Lil fur paddle of well seasoned soft wood "HOHOHO Now this is the gift that makes Lil good naughty girls" as He remarked with a big grin
"I think you'll soon find how wonderful it feels on yur ample tender soft cherry cheeks for thee"

"Oh please Santa spank me I want more more!" as she cried in dismay
as the fur wood paddle cracked down without further delay despite all her approval wailings and shrieks it soon deepened red blush on her squirming Bum Cheeks,Oh how she wriggled but all was in vain for the fur paddle descended down again to spank till her bouncing bare bum was Sizzling Red Hot a bright red cherry like a bowl full of jelly,

when at last he relented allowing her to rise gave her warm Huggs as she smiled gently wiping the tear from her eyes "There my Dear Sexy One CUM here to gently rubb soothing snow cream on yur Blazing Hot Booty Bum" then he exclaimed "Well Sexy One your sweet cherry cheeks is so sexy curved you had a cheerful Merry Christmas spanking you so richly deserved" I'm sure I don't need to explain "If you're a Lil naughty good girl then I shall Cum to give you good booty bum cheek spanking again when your a Lil naughty to remember my Dear Sexy One Santa keeps watching for you all during the whole year!"

Then smiling he shouldered his bulging big gift bag to sent her away with a crisp farewell gentle bum smack,So she hurried to bed with cheerful satisfaction you know with a big smile on her face and her bottom all aglow with a sense that all things were all right as she slept on her tummy all that night to hear Santa out on his Sleigh S"OHOHOH Merry Christmas to all and to all a good naughty nite"


Rosepink423 63F

12/20/2009 1:36 pm

O' Christmas Tree so bright,
What special gift is under you tonight?
I wish it may, I wish it might,
Be a sexy lady to please me all night.
With tits like rosebuds
an ass shaped like a heart.
Let me slowly spread those
sweet legs and start.
Dipped in sugar plum,
tasting like rum.
I think I will
have to cum.
My nuts need sugar,
my staff needs rum.
She is wet
and ready to cum.
Together we'll have
some creamy eggnog...
Then lay by the fire and
watch the yule log.

Merry Christmas And A Wonderful New Year Ahead....

Rosey....


rm_Smokey5481 40M
96 posts
12/20/2009 1:24 pm

Jingle bells, Jingle bells, All is layered with hay. I got myself a huge bonner, praise old christmass day. She always was a great big bitch cumming all the way. She blew a fart earlier on and made the horse's sway. Poor saint nic almost lost his dick which gave more room to play. Jingle bells, jingle bells praise old christmass day.


rm_Smokey5481 40M
96 posts
12/20/2009 12:41 pm

we wish you a merry christmass, we wish you a merry christmass, what a miracules time of the year. Santa cums down the chimmney and I just let out a great big turd on TSdates.com writting wear.


4fun4usand4u 41M/41F

12/20/2009 12:21 pm

Two hundred words (or less), as requested:

**
Twat the night before Christmas, all through the house
Every person naked, including their spouse;
Men were hung because the women would care,
They wanted the big dicks there;

People getting laid in a king size bed,
Women on their knees giving head;
Fucked this hot mama in a Santa hat,
I pulled from her pussy, don't mean cat,
She got on her knees to take my splatter,
Didn't know her name, didn't even matter.

Reflected in the window there was a bright flash,
Someone taking pictures of this Christmas Eve bash.
Cum on the breast of my new found friend
Now can be seen on TSdates.com again and again,

Then, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
A sexy babe filled in every hole, even her rear,
Three men fucked her, so lively and quick,
'Knew in a moment she loved fucking dick.

More rapid than eagles, they turned her out,
She whistled, and hollered, and I heard her shout;

"Now, harder! Now, faster! Give it to this vixen!
I'm cumming! I'm cumming! Put those big dicks in!
Fuck me like a whore, stretch my pussy wall!
That's the way! That's the way! Give me your all!
**

Maybe they'll be a part two...


rm_psargamp 37M
22 posts
12/20/2009 11:40 am

GO TELL TO THE WORLD,
I FOUND WEBSITE BEST OF ALL,
THERE I FOUND MY DREAM GIRLS
MATURE ONE AND AMATEUR ONE,

GO TELL TO THE WORLD,
NOW I M BUSY WITH MY TSdates.com,
DATING GIRLS FROM EVERYWHERE,
EVERY-TYPE AND EVERY-AGE.

IF YOU FILL LONELY,
JOIN THE TSdates.com THIS CHRISTMAS
SEARCH FOR YOUR DATES
AND THEN FUCK THEM ALL.

GO TELL TO THE WORLD,
I FOUND WEBSITE BEST OF ALL,


rm_psargamp 37M
22 posts
12/20/2009 11:39 am

GO TELL TO THE WORLD,
I FOUND WEBSITE BEST OF ALL,
THERE I FOUND MY DREAM GIRLS
MATURE ONE AND AMATURE ONE,

GO TELL TO THE WORLD,
NOW I M BUSY WITH MY TSdates.com,
DATING GIRLS FROM EVERYWHERE,
EVERY-TYPE AND EVERY-AGE.

IF YOU FILL LONLYER,
JOIN THE TSdates.com THIS CHRISTMAS
SEARCH FOR YOUR DATES
AND THEN FUCK THEM ALL.

GO TELL TO THE WORLD,
I FOUND WEBSITE BEST OF ALL,


funcpl4fun66_69 55M/52F  
14 posts
12/20/2009 11:02 am

twas the nite before christmas
and the elves were all done
so it was off to the bar
for just alittle fun

when they got to the bar
what should appear
but dear old mrs claus
wearing nothing but beer

said she was fed up
with that asshole this year
and needed some real fun
so came in for a beer

i came here tonight
to get myself laid
and you boys better do it
if you want to get paid

so one started licking
and two started were fucking
and 3 cocks at once
mrs claus was sucking

by the time it was over
she had fucked the whole crew
laided covered in cum
and drinking a brew

said you elves did great
and have some nice dicks
so what in the fuck
do i need with st nick


funcpl4fun66_69 55M/52F  
14 posts
12/20/2009 10:34 am

i just found this letter
my wife must have wrote
to dear old st nick
but it must be a joke

she wants some new new tits
the ones that dont sag
and an ass that looks great
not like two cats in a bag

a stomach so flat
and as hard as a table
and a new button ring
to stick in her naval

and a brand new pussy
the tighter the better
and if you could do it
can you make it get wetter

and the last on her list
was the biggest of all
make my hubbys cock grow
at least 12 inches tall


funcpl4fun66_69 55M/52F  
14 posts
12/20/2009 10:10 am

i sit here tonight
a letter to st nick
about just what i want
to sit on my dick

i want her to be tall
nothing short and stubby
or ill never be able
to get up a chubby

id like a red head
with nice firm breast
and big hard nipples
the kind that rub on your chest

a pussy real small
so wet and so tight
to get my cock in
it'll take up fight

and when she sucks cock
it should feel like a pro
like i spent 20 dollars
on a some young city ho

well that is my wish
i hope you get this in time
so when i wake in the morning
its her i do find

now if i wake in the morning
and find nothing but socks
next year you fat ass
you can suck on my cock


funcpl4fun66_69 55M/52F  
14 posts
12/20/2009 9:36 am

twas the nite before christmas
as we laid on the bed
me rubbing her pussy
her stroking my head

then right out of the blue
she said with a smile
i want to see you suck cock
and i have for awhile

the thought of you sucking
on a nice hard pole
makes me so wet
just look at my hole

if you do this for me
and go all the way
i promise my sister for you
the next time we play

the next thing i knew
there i was on my knees
with a big hard cock
i needed to please

i started off slow
just a lick and a nibble
till she said take it all
enough of that dribble

so i slide his cock deep
right to the back of my throat
then slide his head down
without even a choke

he came in my mouth
a load so big and so bold
and i swallowed it all
just like i was told

i sat there thinking
about what i had just done
but her and her sister
now that would be fun

when see reach for her coat
and then opened the door
i got a sick feeling
and fell on the floor

she said i am leaving
hope you forgive me
but you sucking a dick
i just had to see

so guys get your play first
then give them their space
or youll end up like me
with cum on your face


funcpl4fun66_69 55M/52F  
14 posts
12/20/2009 8:12 am

we were alone christmas eve
when we came apon this site
the wife horny as hell
so it just seemed kinda right

in just a few minutes
we were gold memebers you know
and down the sex highway
the both of us did go

in less then an hour
we had two cocks in the house
standing hard and long
here to please the spouse

she dropped to her knees
a huge cock she was sucking
as i taped the whole thing
her sucking and fucking

she moaned and she groaned
her eyes rolled in her head
then she came so much
it totally soaked the bed

then on to her knees
mouth opened up wide
as they shot their loads
down deep inside

she swallowed it all
then lick then both clean
showed them to the door
then back to the screen

said the nite is still young
so what could it hurt
to have a cock or two over
for alittle desert

and when it was over
she had been fucked all nite
and it all got started
by just finding this site


funcpl4fun66_69 55M/52F  
14 posts
12/20/2009 7:22 am

twas the nite before christmas
i was alone in the house
just stroking my cock
cause i havent a spouse

when what do my wondering
eyes should appear
one really old lady
and three mangey reindeer

her tits were so saggy
they hung to her belly
and jiggled around
like two bowls full of jelly

as i started to rise
she grabbed ahold of my cock
said i came here tonight
to make this place rock

she slide off her panties
hung them on the deer
a big huge brown stain
that came from her rear

her pussy was huge
and smelled like a skunk
and slopped real loud
while riding my trunk

she through back her head
and let out a shout
then came so hard
her teeth fell out

she finished me off
with a deep throat sucking
said i hope you enjoyed
your christmas fucking

its been many years
sense that nite she appeared
and left me with crabs
then drank all my beer

so remember next christmas
when you pull out your cocks
close all the windows and doors
and check all the locks


funcpl4fun66_69 55M/52F  
14 posts
12/20/2009 6:23 am

I awoke christmas morning
a hard cock in my hand
getting myself off
now that was the plan

i laided there stroking
my eyes closed shut
picturing a blow job
by some christmas slut

the head of my cock
its was as red as a cherry
when in through the door
walked my wifes sister sherry

said something about presents
and going downstairs
took one look at my cock
and stood there and stared

the next thing i knew
she said oh what the hell
and on to my cock
her pussy it fell

she fucked me so hard
i knew cumming was near
then pulled out my cock
and then into her rear

we were cumming so hard
she let out a roar
and then without warning
my wife walked through the door

she just smiled at me
said merry christmas to all
hope she fucked you real good
and that isnt all

next year is my turn
and this place it will rock
all i want for christmas
is a room full of big cock


anythingoes299 49M/49F  
38 posts
12/20/2009 5:05 am

Fucking through the house-
Naked tits, ass and dicks-
Everyone making their rounds-
Trying to find their picks-
In swapping there's no shame-
Multiple orgasms is the game-
So tag one now and lay them down,
and fuck the night away.

...\8 Were ready let's get it on >>!


sharkdivertoo 55M

12/20/2009 4:27 am

Blizzard 2009
(Sung to Winter Wonderland)

Hear the moans, are you listening
And the groans, bodies glistning
A beautiful sight, we’re naked tonight
Fucking in a winter wonderland

In the meadow we can have an orgy
Banging anyone who is around
She’ll say, “Are you married?”
We’ll say, “No ma’am”
But no one really cares in Horny Town.

Later on, we’ll perspire
Sixty nine, by the fire
An orgasmic sigh, with quivering thighs
Fucking in a winter wonderland

Doorbells ring, we come running
Meet and greets, lead to cumming
A heavenly sigh, we’re horny tonight
Fucking in a winter wonderland

In the basement they all play with bondage
Gonna tie them up , then tie them down
Here comes the evening’s dominitrix
Dressed in a hot red leather wedding gown

Back upstairs some are camming
Hate the ‘bots, too much spammin
The plans that we made, we’re all getting laid
Fucking in a winter wonderland

When we cum, ain't it thrilling,
hot pussy, gets a filling
We'll frolic and play, the whole night away,
fucking in a winter wonderland.


rm_ahornado 56F
1 post
12/20/2009 2:46 am

Those three kings of Trafalgar Square,
They found ladies underwear,
So fantastic,
No elastic
Only five pence a pair.


sex69talk 63F
118 posts
12/19/2009 10:58 pm

Correction to the poem I posted below:

Sung to the tune of “We 3 Kings Of Orient Are”

We 3 men with huge pricks we are
Going down on 1 whore so far
Ass and pussy, mouth and footsy
We found her at a bar

O night of wonder, night of sex
Night of pleasure and kinkiness
We like women, that are driven
By well hung cocks like this

Deep hard thrusts to offer have we
Sexual delight of high intensity
Three rods inside her, lit her fire
Sperm dripped from her pussy

O night of wonder, we’re not done
Another gal, we’ll give her some
Dicks need sucking and more fucking
We’ll be through after one more cum


sex69talk 63F
118 posts
12/19/2009 8:47 pm

Sung to the tune of “We 3 Kings Of Orient Are”

We 3 men with huge pricks we are
Going down on 1 whore so far
Ass and pussy, mouth and footsy
We found her at a bar

O night of wonder, night of sex
Night of pleasure and kinkiness
We like women, that are driven
By well hung cocks like this

Deep hard thrusts to offer have we
Sexual delight of high intensity
Three rods inside her, lit her fire
As did sperm dripping from her pussy

O night of wonder, we’re not done
Another gal, we’ll give her some
Dicks need sucking and more fucking
We’ll be through after one more cum


here4fun91071 50M
16 posts
12/19/2009 7:59 pm

time to meet
time to find
time for fun
time time to fuck
time to leave
lets all enjoy
lets all say hell ya


hotrjm 55M/53F
1 post
12/19/2009 7:22 pm

Second Annual Naughty Carol Contest To the tune of "Up on the house top"
DOWN IN THE BASEMENT LICK! LICK! LICK!
INTO THE PUSSY A GOOD HARD DICK
FUCKING AND PLAYING WITH LOTS OF TOYS
CUMMING AND CUMMING WITH LOTS OF JOY
OH! OH! OH! SHOVE IN A TOY
OH! OH! OH! FUCK ME BOY
DOWN IN THE BASEMENT LICK! LICK! LICK!
INTO THE PUSSY A GOOD HARD DICK


rm_LovingSonia 76T
1 post
12/19/2009 4:42 pm

I love being fucked as much as any girl
Legs open and in the air oh darling give it a whirl
His nice long cock sliding up my wet cunt
I just hope this is'nt going to be a one night stunt
Because I need kisses and cuddles and yes love as well
After pumping me for 15 minutes he has cum deep inside me and I feel as though I am in his spell
Please come back to me darling ---PLEASE


TA69007 116M
4 posts
12/19/2009 3:54 pm

(Oh Christmas Tree tune)

O kiss with me,O kiss with me

my big north pole is hard for thee

O play with me,O play with me

You jiggle jingle oh so lusciously

In and out so deep heavenly

You shudder oh so breathlessly

O kiss with me,O kiss with me

I get so large when close to thee

O lick with me,O lick with me

Your skins tastes so deliciously

O lick with me,O lick with me

Your silky skin to watch the snow

I feel your soft lips all over me

You'll squrit so crazy intensely

O lick with me,O lick with me

O in the air your legs will be

O thrust with me,O thrust with me

my big pole throbbs so pleasantly

O thrust with me,O thrust with me

slipping in so tight for thee

Up and down and all around the pole

sticky sweat and so blissfully

O thrust with me,O thrust with me

I pull your hair to spank aggressively

O plow with me,O plow with me

I kiss your lips so tenderly

O plow with me,O plow with me

Ropes of jizz fly boundlessly

On your busty cleaveage for thee

We fall asleep so blissfully

O sleep with me,O sleep with me

We start again exhaustfully

O romp with me,O romp with me

We grind all night so lustfully

O romp with me,O romp with me

Your face looks so exquisitely

You deep ride me so expertly

Your legs shake so uncontrollably

O climax with me,O climax with me

struck together with harmony...


soooothemebaby 59F
2 posts
12/19/2009 3:30 pm

Sally had titties that were huge as they could be!
With two fat nips that were big and pink
that she wanted me to see!
There must have been some magic in
that big, fine set of tits
When she shook them loose and stuck 'em in my face
I was tickled all to bits!
Sally's fat titties
Were as tasty as could be
The men all say they would make you hard
and her cups musta been a triple E!
Sally's big titties
Got a little sore that day,
So she said let's quit
Chewin' on my tits
We'll have fun
Again some day!
Then she ran from away me and I do have to say
As she ran she held her tits in her hands, bouncing all the way!
She led me down the streets of town
Right to the old men's home
And only paused a moment when
she saw what she had done!
Sally's big titties
Had every old man's eye
They were reaching out to bring 'em to their mouth
And some began to cry!
Suckety suck suck
They pulled on her huge tits
Suckety suck suck
She let 'em suck on her sore nips!


MyHeartLost4U 57M
2447 posts
12/19/2009 1:47 pm

Underneath the Christmas Tree

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I just want fuck you underneath the
Christmas tree

I just want screw you till you cum
More than you could ever moan
Make my wish cum true
Baby all I want for Christmas
is to fucking you underneath
the Christmas tree.

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
just be my sex slave underneath
the Christmas tree

Just take those stocking off and g-string too
Hang them upon the fireplace while I am screwing you.

Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a blow up doll on Christmas day

I just want you for for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish cum true
All I want for Christmas is to be fucking you

I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for lifetime supply of trojans

I'm just gonna keep on jacking off
thinking of fucking you underneath
the Christmas tree

I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
cause all he going to do is think about
fucking you underneath
the Christmas tree too.

I won't even stay awake to
Hear those horny reindeer jackin off
Cause I just want cum tonight
in your pussy that's so tight

What more can I do
Baby all I want for Christmas
is to fucking you underneath
the Christmas tree tonight...


tallsexynkinky 52M
41 posts
12/19/2009 10:11 am

Money's Short,
Times are Hard,
Here's your fucking X-Mas Card


rm_bigtoung50 66M
9 posts
12/19/2009 8:22 am

twas the morning after xmas ,
when i relays i was not at my house oh me oh my.
i tried to get up but my ass was hurting
my hands was slick and so was my dicky
my Beard was hard what was i to do,
i look next to me.it was my na-ber .
she was lay-ed out like a buffet on a table.
her man was still in dog-ge oh what have i done.
the dog was out with dong hanging out,
oh me oh my what have i done.so i jumped up look out side
something shaking me very hard.then it happen
i open my eyes there was my wife
what a nice surprise
{it was a dream that i had no more tequila i sayed}


GoodBar7Guy 57M

12/19/2009 8:15 am

Second Annual Naughty Carol Contest
I saw Santa boffing spinner MILFs
Dang that elf was hung like a mule deer!
Those petite chicks were no blizzard elks;
Santa wrecked and tore up their sweet rears!
They could only moan and gasp great gobs of tears;
As Santa splooged a great big load of cheer!!!

Ho!ho!ho! Ha!ha!ha! Lol!!!


GoodBar7Guy 57M

12/19/2009 8:14 am

I saw Santa boffing spinner MILFs
Dang that elf was hung like a mule deer!
Those petite chicks were no blizzard elks;
Santa wrecked and tore up their sweet rears!
They could only moan and gasp great gobs of tears;
As Santa splooged a great big load of cheer!!!

Ho!ho!ho! Ha!ha!ha! Lol!!!


Cozy_Red 55F

12/19/2009 7:11 am

sung to the tune of “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer”



You want kissing and licking and groping and sucking;
teasing and pleasing and fondling and fucking.
Then what you want now...
is the hottie to show you how!

I am the Red-Head Lady
with a very sexy bod!
And if you ever see me,
you would give to me your rod.
All of the other ladies
used to laugh and call me whore.
They never let me with them,
for fear I’d take all the scores.

Then one sultry Christmas Eve
Santa came to me...
“Lady with your bod so tight,
won’t you guide my rod tonight?”

Then all the ladies loved me,
as they shouted out with glee:
“You are the Red-Head Lady,
you’ll go down in history!”







fullthrotlle69 52M
35 posts
12/19/2009 5:48 am

Twas a slut before Christmas horny as hell.
To that end she'll be ringing your bell.
Some features were stirring from under her blouse.
Her nipples were stiffening. She was moaning quite loud.
All thru the night and thru the day.
All she could think of was being rolled in the hay.
Too many dicks? To that she says nay.
There’s never enough. If there's one lacking, she'll lick on a muff. One in her mouth one in her hand. Two holes left boys, no need
to stand.
Waiting and watching all short of breath.
Watch what she does, you might just be fainting.
Black net silk stockings hung round her derriere.
Landing strip waxed, but finished with Nair.
Her legs spread wide toes high in the air.
Cum smasher, cum dancers, cum prancers, and vixen.
On Cupid, cum Donald, and more long dicks in.
Deep in my cunt, deep in my ass, don't dash away.
Please cum in my mouth!!!!
As wet as the eves when hurricanes flow. My pussy will be
when your cum blows.

No matter where you go, there you are.
Me !!!!!!!!!!!!


bobalicious93 52M
21 posts
12/19/2009 5:22 am

With my candy cane always at the ready,
and your sweet cookie in my mouth,
your hand... the perfect grip-
your cunt the tightest fit-
Let me show you what giving is all about.

Lapping up the joy spewed from cock
you remark, "Good to the very last drop!"
Then, pulling the mistletoe over your clit,
you press my hot mouth onto your wet lips.
I sucked your clit hard- with all of my might,
in hopes that your gift was just out of sight...

And indeed it was!
And I drank your honey like Nectar from the Gods!

Just so much to be thankful for- and I certainly tried...
to have as much fun and take as much time
in the opening of your box as getting inside.


murphy5o8 71M/71F
3 posts
12/19/2009 1:07 am

the snow is falling all around,
and inside my clothes, on the ground,
my cock is warm in your tight surround,
all this i get for twenty pound,


DreiNachte 30M
1 post
12/18/2009 8:19 pm

Joy to the world,I just got laid
I did not have to pay
she got down on her knees
said cock for me please
she sucked and fucked all night
she sucked and fucked all night
she sucked,she sucked and fucked all night!


ChristineDDD 43F  
3 posts
12/18/2009 7:41 pm

Here cums Santa Claus, here cums Santa Claus,
Right now Santa Claus's laid;
Vixen and Slutty and all his whores
Fucking along the way;
Men are rimming, Women are sucking,
All is merry and bright;
Fuck your hearts out and scream "oh God"
'Cause Santa Claus cums tonight.


SkinOnSkin_n_Sin 50M
578 posts
12/18/2009 2:58 pm

I've used a few of the less popular, rarely sung and wordy verses near the end but ommitted a fair bit of the song. Read to the tune of:
O' Cum All Ye Faithful. 198 Words according to MS Word!
(I'm likely going to Hell for writing this!!!)

O Cum, just a face full,
Lick the shaft’s circumference.
O’ come she, all over me, ride my face again.
Come now, and ride it, pussy, mouth, or anal.

I cum, it drips off your chin
She comes and glazes my chin
I cum, so deep in her quim
Christ! Some more!

Scream, streams of jism, writhe in exultation.
O scream, all ye citizens, who ride, buck, and shove!
Glorious wad, fills her pussy’s tightness.

I cum, it drips off your chin,
She comes and glazes my chin,
I cum, so deep in her quim!
Christ! Some more!

See how she purrs now, soaked in sweat, I cradle.
Stroking my cock, I sigh as I gaze.
She then shall quiver, bent o’er,
Filled, so deep.

I cum, it drips off her chin,
She comes and glazes my chin,
I cum, so deep in her quim!
Christ! Some more!

“Oh Lord”, she begs me, “Go Down!”, now she’s moaning,
Pulls me to her petals, deep my tongue be driv’n.
Suck her clit further,
Swollen flesh appearing….

I cum, it drips off your chin,
She comes and glazes my chin,
I cum, so deep in her quim!
Christ! Some more!


WonDumFok 58M
25277 posts
12/18/2009 7:30 am

To the tune of Andy Williams’ Christmas classic hit
”It’s the most wonderful time of the year”

-----------------------------------------------------------------
It’s the most Fok’ed up time of the year
With spoiled kids all yelling,
And everywon smelling of alcohol and beer
It’s the most Fok’ed up time of the year

It’s the crap-crappiest season of all
With restricted holiday greetings,
and gay story readings from some old goofball
It’s the crap-crapiest season of all

There’ll be parties to get toasted
With dumb f*ckers boastin’ that nowon can drive in the snow
There’ll be harried host stories
Sales of weird toys and dumba$$es all spending their dough

It’s the most Fok’ed up time of the year
There’ll be middle fingers showin’
And tempers will be growin’
While everywon shops in fear
It’s the most Fok’ed up time of the year

There’ll be parties to get toasted
With dumb f*ckers boastin’ that nowon can drive in the snow
There’ll be harried host stories
Sales of weird toys and dumba$$es all spending their dough

It’s the most Fok’ed up time
Yes, the most Fok’ed up time
Oh the most Fok’ed up time of the year

-----------------------------------------------------------------

© “Fok’ed Up” Lyrics by --WonDumFok--

Won


.


zz_Todd2 64M

12/18/2009 6:17 am

sung to the tune of “Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire”


My balls numbing after awesome sex;
her breasts resting on my chest.
Heavy breathing begins to slow down,
and we’re not ready to get dressed.

Everybody knows a good screw with some atmosphere
helps to make the reason right.
My wet dreams are now all fulfilled,
and I’m sure I’ll stay hard tonight.

We know that this was meant to be;
we’ve waited much too long and now we finally see.
and every time we think of this we’ll grin
to think of doing it all over again!

And so I’m offering this simple phrase,
to those who have this pleasure, too...
Although it’s been said many times, many ways...
Happy Screwing, to you!


Chances_Taken2 40M

12/18/2009 5:19 am

A Festive Limerick

If this Crimbo You're sexually bereft,
You should visit the site TSdates.com,
With any such luck,
You'll get a seasonal fuck,
As long as you're carnally deft.


sabre2205 49M
1 post
12/18/2009 4:27 am

On Chrstmas Eve, We heard him on the roof,
My 18 year old sister, in her night gown,
rushed to the chimney, she was all aloof,
she opened her mouth and shouted, "Santas cumming down!"
I looked and saw all this white spoof,
and my sisters mouth was filling, til she might drown,
then i saw his fat cock descending all uncouth,
then suddenly he was on her, his cock buried in her mound,
next appeared his elves taking turns to fill her with their youth,
They then began to sing together "Santas cumming to town!"


shamelessid 45F

12/18/2009 3:59 am

To the tune of “Joy to the World”
Joy to my snatch! My man is hard
Let me receive a fuc-KING
Let everyone else prepare to watch
And men and women gasp
And men and women gasp
And men, and women, will all be hard & gasp
Joy to my snatch! My bell is what he RINGS!
Let men choose…who’s next:
While he prepares to flood,
My tits, my ass, and cunt,
As I scream all the sounds of joy
As I scream all the sounds of joy
Scream, Scream satisfaction and joy!!!
Yes More!! Bring on the other men
Their dicks will infest my land
He can until he squirts on my face
Grab, tug, pull, and squeeze
Grab, tug, pull, and squeeze
Grab me! Tug, Pull and Squeeze ME!!!
My pussy rules this room with sex and lust!
It makes all horny n hard making men and women hot
I will even lick some clit right here
Lick some clit right here
Lick some clit right here
Oh I will lick and suck all that are found



newtothis48316 58M/56F
1 post
12/18/2009 12:58 am

Jingle balls
Jingle balls
Do me all the way
Oh, what fun it is to do her to-day
Jingle balls jingle balls jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drive it in her all the way
Jingle balls jingle balls jingle all the way….
Oh, what fun it is to ride her in my ass today
Jingle balls jingle balls jingle balls won’t you suck me now
Oh, what fun it is to fuck in Santa’s sleigh while you can see us mow


LoneStukStar 55M/60F
3 posts
12/16/2009 8:16 pm

Our Final verse of the 12 days of Christmas

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
12 couples fucking,
11 Strippers dancing,
10 Titties bouncing,
9 Ladies sucking,
8 Cameras Flashing,
7 Beds a-rockin,
6 Men a-licking,
5 Blow up Dolls,
4 Leather whips,
3 Cock Rings,
2 Vibrators,
and one fantastic house party.

JR


Wild4SxcFun 44M
1 post
12/16/2009 4:45 pm

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev’rywhere you look.
Even checking the TSdates.com site,
with new local users oh what a sight.
Wanting to lick pussy to an orgasmic brook

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
With toys upon the floor.
Looking hot as your toy wanders south
as my stiff cock keeps probing your mouth.
Maybe even the toy being controlled by Sue, or Thor.

Your legs up in the air, your wet pussy wanting to share.
To feel a hard cock pounding deep within you
My hands on your hips, groans coming from your lips
We turn over, you can ride me like a Cowgirl so true.
You start screaming words so horny, dirty and blue.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev’rywhere you look.
Retreating towards the shower
with water streaming through your hot flower.
Your hands on the tiles, my cock in deep and you just shook.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
I can feel your juices flow.
When you cum around my shaf’
on your knees I give you a cum bath.
We kiss and taste each others juices now.


makeitfunn 45M
1 post
12/16/2009 4:11 pm

Fucking while it snows
On a bed like a sleigh
O’er the dick the pussy goes
Moaning all the way
Sucking on her boobs
Grabbing her hips tight
What fun it is to watch the wife
Fuck and suck tonight

Oh, fuck my wife, fuck my wife
Give her a cream pie
Oh, what fun it is to watch
My wife fucking another guy

A day or two ago
I wanted to have him cum
Deep inside her pussy
Then I wanted some
Slowly down I go
To get a little taste
As she gives him a blow
I taste his thick white paste

Oh, fuck my wife, fuck my wife
Give her a cream pie
Oh, what fun it is to watch
My wife fucking another guy


rm_sol14u 60M
1 post
12/16/2009 3:24 pm

[to the tune of Silent Night]

Silent Night, gagged so tight
All is calm, she so slight
Fine young virgin, no longer a child
Proud young breasts, so tender and mild
Awaits her heavenly fuck
Master has got good luck

Silent night, tied so tight
Master drools, at the sight
Cock engorged, he moves to her
Seven voyeurs, cry Alleluia!
So ends the fetish hunt
Master enters her cunt

Silent night, gagged so tight
Voyeurs cocks, swell at the sight
Wank their cocks, all over the place
Shoot their loads, all over her face
She begins to hum
Master shoots his cum


cornfieldjoe 70M  
14 posts
12/16/2009 3:07 pm

Jinglefuck...to Jingle Bells music

Dashing round the house...making things so right
I'm having people over, to get na-ked with tonight!
I've laid out party favors, condoms, toys, and such
and hope that all are comfy cuz I love to fuck a bunch!

Ooooooo, jingle my balls...I'll finger your clit...cummin every way
it's so fun, to know others, like me who like to play-a!
I'll suck your tits, you lick my dick, sit here on my face...
I hope you have a lot of fun and cum often at my place.

I grabbed some games to play, naked twister is the bomb
you spin the wheel around and get a facefull of my dong...
It may put you in positions, you may not think are right
but as long as we get off more than once, the night will seem all right.

Ooooooo, jingle my balls...I'll finger your clit...cummin every way
it's so fun, to know others, like me who like to play-a!
I'll suck your tits, you lick my dick, sit here on my face...
I hope you have a lot of fun and cum often at my place.


rm_qsoldier 57M
1 post
12/16/2009 2:37 pm

Post 2166056Jingle balls jingle balls jingling sweet jingling beneath my cock gitty up jingle balls pick sume speed jingle around my cock slick and jingling solid and sweet that's the way I beat my meat jingle ball jingle ball sweaty and hot thas the jingle balls Rock!


sex69talk 63F
118 posts
12/16/2009 1:18 pm

Sung to the tune of “It Came Upon A Midnight Clear”

She came upon by prick so near
My glorious cock of old
She bent and deepthroated it to my balls
That slut was really quite bold
Sucking and licking she wouldn’t stop
Not that I wanted her to
My dick kept growing so hard and long
Until cum from inside it blew
She went and lay upon my bed
With my sperm running down her chin
She spread her legs and then she said
Her pussy licking better begin
I drank her juices and made her cum
But it didn’t end there
Doggie style we both enjoyed
On the bed, floor and everywhere


unsure_curious 44M/43F
3 posts
12/16/2009 11:28 am

[to the tune of "Let It Snow"]

Her hair’s amber and she’s delightful,
her ass so tight it’s almost frightful,
and she doesn’t like to say no,
What a ho! What a ho! What a ho!

She doesn’t show signs of pausing,
on my lap she’s grind’ and popping,
then she’ll push my face down low,
What a ho! What a ho! What a ho!

When her friend comes to say goodnight,
having made herself wet with some porn.
You bare her ass and take a bite,
Suddenly my hard-on’s re-born.

All three bodies are bump and grinding,
and our passion’s almost blinding,
but since you love it when I call you so,
What a ho! What a ho! What a ho!


_Foxee_ 54F
359 posts
12/16/2009 3:18 am

to the toon of good king wencelas

Good queen wencel-arse last porked out on the feast of stephen,
When his ass was hanging out, deep and wet and steaming...
Brightly shone the cock that night, thought the ass was luuuubed,
When stud man came in sight gathering all the seeeeeeemen.

So wencel-arse he held on tight,as though his days were numbered,
poor damn sod he was a sight, thought he had been buggered,
When the stud man turned around,he saw his wifes feet,
Stud man had buggered them both up, on this xmas eeeeeeeeeve




The Fox.


JuiceCfruit 76F
1 post
12/16/2009 12:08 am

(O Little Town of Bethlehem)
Oh, humongous cock how you'd make my world rock
If you'd let me polish your knob tonight
Oh humongous cock how you'd make my world rock
To bring along a diesel cock Bud surely would be alright
Oh, humongous cock how you'd make my world rock
If I could dine on you and taste the nectar from your stiff hose
Oh, humongous cock how you'd make my world rock
As Diesel Cock burrows up my ample ass ,strikes a rodeo pose
then discharges all his might
Oh, humongous cock how you'd make my world rock
As you plunge the magic wand into the depths of my delight
and the diesel's bodacious stick and succulent fruit
are being warmed and suckled out of sight
As the heat rises to a feverous pitch I whisper into their ears
My fondest hopes and dreams throughout the years
Tho I know you fornicated and fondled best you could,
"I still long to be sandwedged by none other than Tiger Woods!"


JesPlayin2 67M/62F  
4 posts
12/15/2009 9:44 pm

Barbie the Nympho
( sung to “Frosty the Snowman)
Barbie the Nympho had a very slick wet hole
With perky tits and a sweet round ass
And a hunger for hard cocks
Barbie the Nympho was insatiable they say
She was made of dreams but her suitors
Know how she came to life one day
There must have been some magic in that
Old brass bell they rang
For when they clanged it twice
She began to fuck around

Barbie the Nympho
Felt alive as she could be
And the Swingers say she could suck and fuck
With you, with them and me
Thumpety Hump-Hump Thumpety Hump-Hump
Look at Barbie go
Thumpety Hump-Hump Thumpety Hump-Hump
On and on she goes

Barbie the Nympho knew her cunt was hot that day
So she said, shove it in and we’ll have some fun
Now before you melt away
Down to the Marina with hard dicks in her hand
Sucking here and there all around the boat
Saying Fuck me all you men!
She led them from the couch to bed and right up to the rail
When she felt one slammed up deep inside
She began to moan and wail

For Barbie the Nympho was on a mission that fine day
Then she waved her tush saying won’t you try
To fuck me more this day
Thumpety Hump-Hump Thumpety Hump-Hump
Look at Barbie go
Thumpety Hump-Hump Thumpety Hump-Hump
On and on she goes


CowboyCock4U2hld 42M
1 post
12/15/2009 9:35 pm

Sing these lyrics like you would sing jingle Bells,

snuck in to my room, like a cat watching a mouse.
she had a clit ring in her pussy, and a dildo in her mouth.
she laid down on my bed and said what do you think.
I looked between her legs about the time her asshole winked.
OHHHHHH,
Stuck it in, stuck it in, Her ass all the way
forced it in, slid it out, and stuck it in her mouth,
ohhhhh
stuck it in stuck it in her ass all the way
forced it in and slid it out and blew my
cum wad in her mouth.

second verse faster than the first.


Mysterious65 56F
5 posts
12/15/2009 9:14 pm


Naughty Carole Contest 606
Done to the tune of
"Chestnuts Roasting On AN OPen Fire"

Big nuts roasting on an open fire.....
My busts dangleing at his nose.....

He,me and my gurl being swung by a tire.....
My folks testing their labidos.....

Everybody knows...., to jerk me and stroke my ego.....
helps to make my face appear bright.....

Line of jocs with their balls in a row.....
Will find it hard to creep tonight.....

We know that Santa comes in many shades.....
He's loading lots of adult toys and BOOBIES (.)(.) on his sleigh.....

And in my members file I will try.....
To see if SWINGERS are really fly.....

And so I'm offering this "CLIT" for play.....
To dicks that know just what to do.....

Although it's been said, many Friendly Finds, Friendly Ways.....
Merry Christmas to you......!!

P.S. I hope this is in the contest section this time.

Well...I'll pop out now
Luv...Mysterious{=}


WachUwank1 41F
1 post
12/15/2009 6:37 pm

His nuts roasting with hot desire
My teeth nipping at his clothes
Lay me down, legs spread by the fire
And start licking upward from my toes

Everybody knows a dildo and some anal beads
Help to make a woman writhe
Giant cocks with their red, horny heads
Will make it hard to sleep tonight

You know my cream is on its way
You’ve made me wet enough to keep me here till day
And every time I cum, I scream your name
And when I make you spurt, you do just the same

And so I’m offering tomorrow night
To any man who cares to see the sight
Of me on my knees, on the end of his huge dick
Just as long as it fits


rm_jimbox2008 58M
1 post
12/15/2009 12:44 pm

silent night with my dick in her Tite pussy hole oooo what a hole sliding in so tender and right grab her hair and hold on Tite not a young virgin after tonight lips are quivering eyes closed Taite fuck meee egos throw the nite fuck meeee fuck me ekows throw the night....thank you thank you very much


rm_shamdonovan 32M
1 post
12/15/2009 12:09 pm

twas the night before christmas
and all threw the house
there came moans from the bedroom
because i was fuckin your spouse


4fun4usand4u 41M/41F

12/15/2009 10:25 am

Another entry, should be appealing to the judges:
Browsing through the gals,
TSdates.com site;
Looking for some pals,
That wanna' get laid tonight.

Hang up that sex swing,
Mix up spirits right;
Looking for some thing,
On that hot website.

Oh, TSdates.com, TSdates.com
A-F-F all the way!
Oh, what fun of a site,
If you're bi or straight or gay!

Oh, TSdates.com, TSdates.com
A-F-F all the way!
Oh, what fun of a site,
If you're bi or straight or gay!

A day or two ago,
We thought we'd have some fun;
So quickly we logged on,
And picked out the right one.
We got her to our house,
Good fortune seemed our lot;
She began to kiss my spouse,
And then we took a shot!

Oh, TSdates.com, TSdates.com
A-F-F all the way!
Oh, what fun of a site,
If you're bi or straight or gay!

Oh, TSdates.com, TSdates.com
A-F-F all the way!
Oh, what fun of a site,
If you're bi or straight or gay!


rm_Smokey5481 40M
96 posts
12/15/2009 7:20 am

Twas the night before Christmass and I wanted to chat I wish I could find a fine woman to slap. I logged on to the internet to see what I would find. A site called adult frindfinder was on the very first page it was all I was thinking that this could be it, by the look of the mint pussies I would have to be a tit not to join up and see what I would dick. Offcourse I was thinking this could be the way to get the right strap that could fit up my crack by shaking those bootties and going slap, slap. What a wonderful land, What a gleefull old place to all who step on it's calm to embrace. Well have a very merry Christ Mass, Best Wishes to all. The slut under the christ mass tree is almost 6 feet tall....


rm_s_e_rath 64F
744 posts
12/15/2009 7:10 am

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Title: I'm dreaming of Sexual Fantasies
Original parody by s_e_rath
Set to the melody of “I'm dreaming of a white Christmas”
Word count: 98 exact

I'm dreaming of sexual fantasies
Just like the ones I read about
Where the cocks do pulsate
And pussies they do ache
To feel orgasms exploding inside

I'm dreaming of sexual fantasies
Vivid sexual acts all night
Toys, dildos, nipple clamps
Let the fantasies take flight

I'm dreaming of sexual fantasies
Enact one for me tonight
Take your cock and fuck me right
Let me moan and grin
To feel you filling me within

I'm dreaming of sexual fantasies
With every cyber word I write
Be it seduction or role plays
Make my fantasy come true tonight




[post 2834794]
[post 2827268]
Battle Phantoms.....When the Sun Weeps....Life Revisited a poem
[post 2625633].....Pygmalions Moonlight Sonata....[post 2625650]
[post 2622197].... [post 2344308]


WonDumFok 58M
25277 posts
12/15/2009 6:01 am

To the tune of “The island of misfit toys”
From the XXX-mas TV classic Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

----------------------------------------------------------------
We’re on the aisle of clit tickler toys
And we’re here when you want to play
We travel easily and it’s because
We were all made that way…

A drawer full of toys
Means a crack full of joys
For millions of girls
Who don’t have a boy
When the mistress plays with her rear
It’s the most wonderful sight to revere

A jack-rabbit in her box will make a woman shout
Fok me, don’t you know it’s time to let that ‘lil squirt out
When the mistress plays with her rear
It’s the most wonderful sight to revere

Toys in the drawer,
Dressing like a whore,
There’s room to explore,
And it’s all because of her sugar walls

For a cooter that’s willing
A dildo to screw
The kind that will even buzz, and vibrate too
When the mistress plays with her rear
It’s the most wonderful sight to revere

.

When we’re placed on the aisle of clit tickler toys
We’re here for the fun of the girls who don’t have boys
‘Cause when the mistress plays with her rear
It’s the most wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful Fok’in sight to revere
----------------------------------------------------------------


Won


.


robkat 49M/38F
1 post
12/15/2009 3:11 am

rudolf the red nosed raindeer add a big fat 12 inch cock
all of the lady raindeers were queing up to have a suck
then one foggie christmas eve santa came to say
rudolf my cock wont work and mrs,s claus wants to fuck
so rudolf went home with santa and found mrs,s claus wanking
when she saw the size of his cock
she sank down to her knees
she sucked it like a candy cane
then she turned to say
rodolf with your cock so fat
will you shag my arse to night
so rudolf fucked her up the arse
and made her scream with glee
then he fucked her pussy
till she screamed rudolf
your cock will go down in history


gr8inbeds 42M
35 posts
12/15/2009 3:02 am

Fucking with this ho'
On this hot and horny day
In her ass I go
Cumming all the way;
Balls with my cock ring
make sure it's nice and tight
What fun it is to ride her thing
Fucking her tonight
Bouncy balls
Bouncy balls
Bouncy all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
On this hot and horny day


sex69talk 63F
118 posts
12/15/2009 1:32 am

After your kids, have all gone to sleep
It’s time you two fuck, hard and real deep
Foreplay is first, to get her stirred up
Go lick her pussy then get your cock sucked

After your dick is as stiff as could be
Spank her ass as she’s bent over your knee
This will arouse her and that will then lead
To multiple orgasms as you’re doing the deed

Thrust deep inside her as she’s riding your dick
She’s screaming so loudly that your prick is so thick
You know that she’s lying but who really cares
This Christmas sex has answered your prayers

She’s in a good mood since St. Nick’s on the way
You don’t care the reason, she’s still a good lay
She does you this favor, only once a year
Memories you’ll hold of fucking wifey dear


rm_ITsHOTinNBD 58M/38F
1 post
12/14/2009 7:38 pm

All I wanted for Christmas..

All I wanted for Christmas was to be done in the ass.
Who knew it would be such a blast.

All the men were hung by the chimney,
Lucky me.

I kneeled by the first,
He came in a burst

Down my throat it went,
ooh that boy was spent.

I have been a good girl I said to number two
Oh my he said as he blew.

His load on my clit
Damn this shit

I moved to number three..
he bent me over on my knees

He slid in so right.
He said your ass is so tight.

He pounded and pounded
good thing the tree was grounded.

He made me cum fast
then he came with a Blast..
I love cum in my ass.

All I wanted for Christmas was to be fucked in the ass..
Who knew it would be such a blast.


CandyO10243 52M/58F
1 post
12/14/2009 5:25 pm

Twas a snowy December
and all through the day
Santa was thinking
Ive got to get laid.

So into his sleigh
he jumped with a bound
off to the hottest
nightclub in town.

Into the club
The Naughty North Pole
He knew he would get some
or they were all getting coal.

Up to the bar
santa took a seat
And soon he had a beautiful
blond at his feet.

She asked if Santa would
fill up her sock.
"Id like to fill something
with my big rock hard cock"

Id like some new sex toys
and maybe a swing
"Make Santas bell ring
and see what I bring"

As she lowered herself down
she cried out in pain
This thing is huge
she screamed as she came.

Santa turned her around
and slipped into her ass
From the look on his face
she knew he wasnt going to last

When Santa was finished
he head for the door
Come back and see us
when you need some more.

And they heard him exclaim
as he drove out of sight
Merry Christmas to all
What a fucking good night.


johnrayn 36M
1 post
12/14/2009 4:40 pm

Miss Holly and Miss Ivy
Now they have my cock blown
Of all the girls that give us wood
Miss Holly goes right down

Oh the rising of erections
from erotic sounds I hear
Girls playing with my organ
Til my cum is spurting higher


TSTTB 64M/55F
5 posts
12/14/2009 2:48 pm

Jingle bells butt crack smells wash your cock today, oh what fun it is to ride that cock of yours today, oh jingle bells pussy smells wash that thang today, its know fun to eat that thang, before the smell goes away jingle bells jingle bells everyone wants to play, if it's tight and it smells right, on TSdates.com you'll get plenty of fucking play!


StrictlyPleazur 63M/58F  
3 posts
12/14/2009 1:26 pm

Passion Jingle

Just a year ago,
I was feeling rather low
So on the e
I found with glee
the passion.com website

The men were plentiful
all variety and spice
was hard to chose
so I just rolled the dice

Oh passion.com passion.com I was horny a year ago
Clicked on you
and made my choice and
now I've got the grin...

I'm not lonely now
I have my cock of choice
a great year has passed
rather fast
and now we need a friend.....

LOL.....does that even rhyme?


rm_AmberHun 32F
2 posts
12/14/2009 12:47 pm

Someone's in the chimney flue,
and more noises on the roof too.
His pants got ripped, lucky me,
on Christmas nite,'don't charge my fee.
C:\himFeedingMe.gif
I snapped his picture just for us,
then i did him with a fuss.
I post it here for all to see,
hope you like it as well as me.
c:\10plus.jpg


zz_Todd2 64M

12/14/2009 10:24 am

sung to the tune of “O Christmas Tree”


O Hairy Muff,
O Hairy Muff!
How soft against my face it is!

Your pubes are red;
your clit is wet.
Between my lips,
it nicely fits.

O Hairy Muff,
O Hairy Muff!
How soft against my face it is!


Cozy_Red 55F

12/14/2009 9:46 am

sung to the tune of “Let It Snow!”



Let’s Have Sex!



Oh the hormones in me are jumping,
and I feel like some sweet humping.
And since there’s no need to text,
let’s have sex, let’s have sex, let’s have sex!

I’m feeling so hot and horny,
and I hope this won’t sound corny,
don’t kiss me with little pecks...
let’s have sex, let’s have sex, let’s have sex!

When we finally get to screw,
how I’ll love feeling you deep inside!
And if you like what I’m giving you,
Beg me to stay all night!

O! Desire is still igniting.
And, my dear, we’re still delighting.
But as long as you want me so...
let’s have sex, let’s have sex, let’s have sex!







woodworker4u 57M
1 post
12/14/2009 8:22 am

Here comes Fucking Claus, here comes Fucking Claus,
Right up between your legs

Vixen, Blitzen, all his reindeer
Pulling on the reins.
Women are moaning ,vibrators humming
All is horny and right.
Get out your condoms and say a prayer,
'Cause Fucking Claus cums tonight.

Here comes Fucking Claus , here comes Fucking Claus,
Right up between your legs

He's got a bag that's filled with toys
For horny men and women again.
Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,
What a beautiful sight.
Jump in bed and take off your clothes
Because Fucking Claus cums tonight.

Here comes Fucking Claus, here comes Fucking Claus,
Right up between your legs .

He doesn't care if you're a man or woman,
He loves you just the same.
Fucking knows that we're horney children,
That makes everything right.
Fill your hearts with Christmas cheer,
'Cause Fucking Claus comes tonight.

Well, here comes Fucking Claus, here comes Fucking Claus,
Right up between your legs.

He'll come around when the chimes ring out
It's Christmas morn again.
Good sex will come to all
If we just lube up right
Let's give thanks to the condom makers,
Cause Fucking Claus cums tonight.

Cause Fucking Claus cums tonight.

Oh I just can't wait
Till Fucking Claus cums tonight


sixstringplamate 92M

12/14/2009 8:06 am

Deck the walls with balls that cum
Fa la la la la-la la la la
Tis the season for horny fun
Fa la la la la-la la la la
Toll the ancient Kama Sutra
Fa la la la la-la la la la
See the juices flowing for ya
Fa la la la la-la la la la
Stroke your hand and join the coitus
Fa la la la la-la la la la
Follow me be merry and join us
Fa la la la la-la la la la
Fast away your hard on passes
Fa la la la la-la la la la
Hail the new lets thank Viagra
Fa la la la la- la la la la


shadowthong 50M
32 posts
12/14/2009 6:27 am

Oh the Weather outside is frightful...

But my mouth and ass are warm and delightful...

Just bring your cock over for some fun and....

Let it cum, let it cum, let it cum!!!!


bliss499 59F

12/14/2009 6:17 am

IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY ALL IS SECURE

T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE
IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE
I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE
AND TO SEE JUST WHO, IN THIS SMALL HOME DID LIVE

I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE -
NO TINSEL NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE.
NO STOCKING BY THE MANTLE JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND
ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF A FAR DISTANT LAND
WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS.
THEN A SOBER THOUGHT CAME INTO MY MIND

FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,
T'WAS THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY
THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE
CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME

THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN DISORDER
NOT HOW I PICTURED A LONE SOLDIER..
WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ,
CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED

I REALISED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT
OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS, WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT
AND SOON ROUND THE WORLD THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY
AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY

THEY ALL ENJOY FREEDOM EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR
BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS, LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE.
I COULDN'T HELP BUT WONDER, HOW MANY ALONE,
ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME?

THE VERY THOUGHT BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE
I DROPPED TO MY KNEES AND STARTED TO CRY
THE SOLDIER AWAKENED, I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE
"SANTA DON'T CRY, THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE.
I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM, I DON'T ASK FOR MORE
MY LIFE IS MY GOD, MY COUNTRY, MY CORPS"

THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP.
I COULDN'T CONTROL IT, I CONTINUED TO WEEP.

I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS, SO SILENT AND STILL
AND WE BOTH SAT AND SHIVERED FROM THE COLD NIGHTS CHILL.
I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE, ON THAT COLD DARK NIGHT,
THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOUR, SO WILLING TO FIGHT...

THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE
WHISPERED "CARRY ON SANTA, CHRISTMAS DAY IS SECURE"
ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT
"MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND - AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"

THIS POEM WAS WRITTEN BY A BRITISH PEACE KEEPING SOLDIER STATIONED OVERSEAS.

THE FOLLOWING IS HIS REQUEST - I THINK IT IS REASONABLE.

PLEASE WOULD YOU DO ME THE KIND FAVOUR OF SENDING THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN

CHRISTMAS WILL BE COMING SOON AND MUCH CREDIT IS DUE TO OUR SERVICE MEN AND WOMEN FOR OUR BEING ABLE TO CELEBRATE THESE FESTIVITIES.
LET'S TRY IN THIS SMALL WAY TO PAY BACK A TINY BIT OF WHAT WE OWE!


ps....i dont want to win the contest with this as its not my own...but could you please pass it round through email and blogs and any other way that you can
bliss499


Greytome 37M
18 posts
12/13/2009 9:51 pm

Set to "The Little Drummer Boy"

Come and give me, some rum rum rum rum
I'd like to fuck you, pour the rum
Beer goggles broken, break out the rum
To get with me, you gotta have rum,
rum rum rum rum, rum rum rum rum,

So get me drunk, da rum rum rum rum,
Then we'll cum.

Sultry Lady, break out the rum
I am quite thirsty, give me the rum
I'm hot for you, thanks to the rum
Get over here, and bring the rum,
rum rum rum rum, rum rum rum rum,

Shall we get started, I love this rum,
Or were we done?

Tongues a-wagging, thanks for the rum
Sex all night, because of the rum
I stroke you softly, have we got some more rum?
I fuck you swiftly, back to my rum,
rum rum rum rum, rum rum rum rum,

I then pass out, da rum rum rum rum
Me and my rum.

anyone on yahoo?


zz_Todd2 64M

12/13/2009 5:48 pm

sung to the tune of “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”


MorePawPrints was kissing ZZ_Todd2
in the backseat of her limousine.
They didn't see cops creep
down the street to have a peep.
They thought them guys were in
their cruiser fast asleep.
Then, MorePawPrints she tickled ZZ_Todd
underneath his kneecaps quivering.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If y’all had only seen
two bloggers playing in that limousine!

.
.


rm_s_e_rath 64F
744 posts
12/13/2009 5:45 pm

Cock and Cock tales
Original parody by s_e_rath
Set to the melody of “Snow Miser/ Heat Miser”
Word count: 200 exact


I'm Mr. Pussy Eater
I'm Mr. G-Spot
I'm Mr. Fuckable
I'm Mr. Ten Inches
Magical sex toy
I know where to stroke
Kinky fetishes call to me
Candles or bondage so be

--------------------

Hmm Mr. Pussy Eater
Hmm Mr. G-Spot
Hmm Mr. Fuckable
Hmm Mr. Ten Inches
Braggadocio


-------------

Not bragging 100% real
Fucking rock hard cock
I’ll blow a load of cum


-------------

Heard that all before

-----------
I'm Mr. Fuck Machine
I'm Mr. Dream-Lover
I'm Mr. Incredible
I'm Mr. Ten Inches plus One
Majestic, they bow to me
Playmates I fuck for hours
Hotties wait for me to call
Pussies melt under my thrusting


-------------------------------------
Hmmm Mr. Fuck Machine
Hmmm Mr. Dream-Lover
Hmmm Mr. Incredible
Hmmm Mr. Ten Inches plus One
Braggadocio


--------
Heard that all before

-------

No: I am fucking real
My cock never goes down
I am the best around


-----------------

…..Sing it girls….
He is Mr. Fish Tale
He is Mr. All Talk
He is Mr. 4 inches
He is Mr. Mission Impossible
We all know the game
Such a a misfit
He is Mr. Braggart
He is Mr. Inconsiderate
Playmates never call again
Men who brag and blow hot air
They run rampant on here
Sigh!!!




[post 2834794]
[post 2827268]
Battle Phantoms.....When the Sun Weeps....Life Revisited a poem
[post 2625633].....Pygmalions Moonlight Sonata....[post 2625650]
[post 2622197].... [post 2344308]


shnickie4u 62M
29 posts
12/13/2009 4:18 pm

I came upon a Serta bed,
that glorious night untold.
With rubbers flying left and right,
I had a very good hold.

Piece on the bed,
good-will to whores,
and prostitutes everywhere.
I had a very good girl that night,
with a big bushy, jungle of hair.


lou_plus_u 54F

12/13/2009 3:13 pm

Jingle bells pussy smells
Boyfriend ran away
Pubes grew as long as Santa's beard
I didnt shave today hey!
Rushing to the shower
I get the razor out
Shaving thru the forest
Pussy lips revealed
Oh what fun it will be when i get eaten tonite!
No more pubes
No more pubes
they have gone for good!


rm_21pslove88 33F
8 posts
12/13/2009 1:40 pm

To the tune of “Deck the Halls”

Call my friends we’ll have an orgy,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Shed we now our street apparel,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Roll the condoms, pour the lube on,
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Fuck me hard with your thick shaft sir,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

See the sexy tits on that one,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
You kiss those, I’ll lick her cunt, sir,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Tongue her clit and probe her pussy,
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Cum for me my Santa’s helper,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

Fast away the night time passes,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Cumming still we fuck through breakfast,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Crying out with pleasure “faster!”
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Let’s make this our Christmas custom,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.


WonDumFok 58M
25277 posts
12/13/2009 1:26 pm

To the tune of the PAUL MCCARTNEY ‘s “Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time”

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
The mood is right
My d!ck is up
We’re here tonight
So let’s Fok

Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind
Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind

The condom’s on
STD’s I fear
When I cum
I’ll grab her ears

Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind
Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind

My b!tch just loves to suck my schlong
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong

Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind
Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind

My d!ck is out
I lift her gown
I’ll finger her a$$
Ah As I go down

Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind
Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind

My b!tch just loves to suck my schlong
she thinks I’m hung like ole King Kong
King Kong, ding dong
King Kong, ding dong
King Kong, ding dong

The condom’s on
My d!ck is up
We’re here tonight
So let’s Fok

Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind
We’re simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind

The mood is right
My d!ck is up
We’re here tonight
So let’s Fok!

We’re simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind
Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind
Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind

Ohhhhhhhhh
Have some WON’derful behind
---------------------------------------------------------------------------

© “Fok’ed Up” Lyrics by --WonDumFok--

Won


.


assstaywet 47F  
3 posts
12/13/2009 12:08 pm

TWELVE DAYS OF HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS

ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRTISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME SOME STRAWBERRIES AND CHOCOLATE SO HE CAN EAT IT OFF OF ME.

ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME SOME FOREPLAY AND WETNESS THAT HAD ME SCREAMIN PLEASE BABY PLEASE

ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME HE PUT HIS FINGER IN MY PUSSY TO SEE HOW WETTIER COULD IT BE WHEN HE SUCKIN ON MY TITTIES

ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME HIS DICK WAS PUT IN MY MOUTH TO MAKE GET HARD SO HE CAN GIVE ME THE PLEASURE I REALLY NEED

ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME A ROCK HARD 9-10INCHES DICK FILLING MY MOUTH TILL HE SCREAM HE GOING TO CUM DOWN MY THROAT LIKE OH WEEEEEE

ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME HIS DICK RUBBING UP AND DOWN MY CLIT TILL I FEEL HIM GET BIGGER AND WAIT FOR HIM TO STICK IT IN ME SO HE CAN FEEL HOW WARM THIS PUSSY CAN BE

ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME HIM SLIDING HIS BIG LONG DICK IN AND OUT IN AND OUT OF THIS HOT DARK CHOCOLATE PUSSY MAKING ME CUM OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH THIS CREAMY WHITE CREAM FROM MY PUSSY ALL OVER HIS BIG DICK

ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME STARTING ALL OVER BECAUSE HE KNOW I LIKE THE WAY THE DICK IN MY MOUTH AND PUSSY FEELS

ON THE NINTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME A RELAXING MASSAGE AND I WANTED TO PUT HIS DICK BACK IN MY MOUTH SO I CAN SUCK TILL HE WANT TO DO ME IN EVERY ROOM THAT WE CAN HANG AND DO IT IN WHILE THE KIDS ARE ASLEEP

ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME HE CUMMED ON MY FACE AND CUMMED ON MY TITTIES TILL I LICK IT AWAY CLEAN SO HE CAN SEE HOW MUCH I LOVED ALL THE GOOD SEXUAL RELATIONS HE GIVES TO ME

ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME 24 HOUR SEX AND HIM MASTERBATING ON THE PHONE BECAUSE HE WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW WET I GOT WHEN HE WAS IN ME HE SAID HE HEARD ALL THE WET NOISES THAT CAME FROM HIS DICK AND MY PUSSY MAKIN IT DO WHAT IT DO THAT MADE HIM HORNY TO COME AND GET ANOTHER PIECE OF ME

ON THE TWELVETH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ANOTHER ROUND OF STRAWBERRIES AND WHIPPED CREAM 69 AND HIS LONG 9-10 INCHES OF DICK AND HIM WITH HIS WET LIPS ALL ON MY CLIT AND PUSSY LIPS TILL HE LOOKED UP AT ME WITH ALL MY CUM ALL OVER HIS FACE THAT HE HAD TO GIVE ME THE DICK TO MAKE ME ONLY WANT IT ALL THE TIME WITH ONLY HIM AND ME BECAUSE HE FELT HE WAS FALLIN FOR ALL THIS DARK CHOCOLATE ALWAYS WET PUSSY!!


funcpl4fun66_69 55M/52F  
14 posts
12/13/2009 11:23 am

no christmas this year

i hate to have to say
no christmas this year
but santa had some problems
with a few of his deer

Vixon has caught
the crabs real bad
so trying to itch his balls
is driving him mad

dasher is in theropy
hes in love with another
only problem being
its with his own mother

comet is hooked on viagra
and his cock is always hard
fucking things so big
he cant walk through the yard

so if there is no christmas
for us all this year
its all to blame
on those fucking reindeer


WonDumFok 58M
25277 posts
12/13/2009 11:03 am

To the tune of “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth”

All I want for XXX-mas is World Fok’in Peace
World Fok’in Peace, I said World Fok’in Peace
Gee if we could only have World Fok’in Peace
Then we wouldn’t have to worry about terrorists

It won’t be long if we go on this way
The planet is already covered with missiles
Our system it really, really sucks
It’s as if it were designed by Hoover or Bissell

All I want for XXX-mas is World Fok’in Peace
World Fok’in Peace, I said World Fok’in Peace
Gee if we could only have World Fok’in Peace
Then we wouldn’t have to worry about terrorists.


© “Fok’ed Up” Lyrics by --WonDumFok--

Won


.


funcpl4fun66_69 55M/52F  
14 posts
12/13/2009 10:50 am

twas the nite before christmas
and santa was sad
mrs claus had just left him
for an elf named chad

he staggered from his sliegh
said ill show her some class
then ill stick my hard cock
right straight in her ass

he removed all his clothes
stroked a cock like a tree
through toyland he walked
for them all to see

all the elves they awed
and some seemed in shock
that good old st nick
had such a huge cock

when he burst in the room
the whole place it did rock
and then reach out real quick
and slapped chad with his cock

he grabbed her by hair
and suck on this bitch
and down her throat it went
without even a hitch

he fucked her all nite
and filled every hole
fucked her with a cock
as big as a pole

his load was so big
into history it went
blew out her back teeth
and left her pussy spent

and just so you all know
santa has plans for next year
no cookies and milk
just pussy and beer


rm_kendimen3033 42M

12/13/2009 10:43 am

Dashing from tthe sky
like a ball of fier one after anouther
comeing from the sky passing thouth the fields we not
Laughing no more but the good thing is that are lord jessus christ is here
trumpet rang from the heavens from the sky finly are father in are heaven holly be they name
Making skys bright and the joy of pepole every were
What fun is it to wacth this that are father has come from us
A chrismas song tonight and every night for the ones that are good

Oh,rageing bells, thunders balls of fier for the one's that are bad tingle bells
tingle all the way for the lord is here with love and kindness but the wicked is here to take away for the ones that were bad and didint know the lord's name and used hes name in vaine
Oh, it hurts the lord and the angles from above and the good pepole to see the one's we once love and did not do the wright thing to go to a place of evil the lord are father could finly be at peace and take the good to are kingdom of love joy to the lord and the angles from above and are family's we once lost we can finly be with eachouther in the kingdom of the lord for ever happynes with no more lost or crys a place of love no more hurting but a place a joy thank you are lord


rm_s_e_rath 64F
744 posts
12/13/2009 10:19 am

“I saw the neighbors last night “
Original parody by s_e_rath
Set to the melody of “I saw Mommy Kissing Santa”
Word count: 144

I saw Mrs. C sucking Santa’s cock
On her knees she deep-throated
They were quite a show
Out behind the fake sled and snow
God to love neighbors with a fetish for outdoor sex

Then I saw Santa licking Mrs. C hot
Binoculars I grabbed in shock
Voyeurism at its height
Wow the sex act was a sight
Her legs spread up wide on the sled to see all

Then I saw a female elf kissing Mrs. C
She suckled Mrs. C tits with glee
That elf enjoyed her sex spree
Even gave old Santa a kiss or two
As she waved her ass for me to see too

Then I saw Santa fucking Mrs. C’s ass
Doggie style was a mix-in
Yelling loudly “fuck you vixen”
But from behind the elf had a mind
To fuck Santa with a strap on in kind




[post 2834794]
[post 2827268]
Battle Phantoms.....When the Sun Weeps....Life Revisited a poem
[post 2625633].....Pygmalions Moonlight Sonata....[post 2625650]
[post 2622197].... [post 2344308]


Cozy_Red 55F

12/13/2009 10:02 am


I’m dreaming of a thick hard-on
just like the ones I used to blow.
Where the dick head glistens
and pulse rate quickens
to feel tight balls against my nose.
I'm dreaming of a thick hard-on
with every naughty thought tonight.
May your dicks be way up and tight,
and may all your fantasies be nice.







musicmanuk11 41M

12/13/2009 9:36 am

to jingle bells:

Taking off our clothes
in the hope that we will play
with the brand new toy
we bought yesterday

Take it out the pack
batteries as well
put it all together now
and get the ky gel

Chorus:
vibrator, vibrator
we'll have fun today
turn it on and put it there
it's hours of fun for play O
vibrator, vibrator
we'll have fun today
turn it on and put it there
it's hours of fun for play

we've tried this out now and
again my wife has cum
now we're going to try again
and stick it up her bum

She doesn't seem to mind
next where it will go
so then i shoved it up my arse
and my load I did blow

Now all thats left to say
is what we want to do
and that involves our vibrator
and using it on YOU!

Merry Sexmas all
Musicmanuk11 original parody


funcpl4fun66_69 55M/52F  
14 posts
12/13/2009 8:31 am

the wife was asleep
all snug in our bed
as i was hoping to get
alitlle christmas head

so i gave her a pat
then a push and a nudge
it was to no avail
my wife would not budge

i was wondered around
all alone in the house
thinking how to get off
without the help of the spouse

then i entered the kitchen
hard cock in my hand
and found room full pies
right there on the stand

and i thought to myself
just how warm they would seam
so i plunged my cock in
and then let out a scream

my wife came in running
then took a look at my cock
and said you asshole i told you
the pies were still hot

so guys if your looking
at all those pies on the stand
just through in a porn
and do it by hand


rm_1yoursa 66M
1 post
12/13/2009 8:13 am

to the tune of Jingle Bells

Dangling balls,Dangling balls
Hanging high or low
Oh what fun it is to suck
And watch that peter grow, oh

Ram it in, pussy first
Then hard into my ass
Fuck me til I almost burst
I'm a happy Christmas lass


funcpl4fun66_69 55M/52F  
14 posts
12/13/2009 8:01 am

twas the nite before christmas
as i arrived at the house
came home alittle early
just to surprise the spouse

i walk through the door
could smell candles in the air
and some very strange sounds
coming from somewhere upstairs

so i set my bags down
and headed upstairs to see
just what kind of gift
could it be waiting for me

i though open the door
and layed spread on my bed
was my very naked wife
giving some guy head

she never even looked at me
as i stood there in shock
but left her eyes closed
and kept sucking that cock

the next thing i knew
another guy did appear
with 9 hard inches
that he stuck in her rear

she moaned and groaned
i thought the nieghbors must know
she was up here right now
getting fucked like a pro

she swallowed one load
took another in the ass
just layed there and smlied
as the guys went past

then i heard her whisper
as she drifted of the sleep
next year just one more
to fill all my holes deep


lick2stone 64M
13 posts
12/13/2009 6:07 am

all was quiet as i lay in bed
dreaming of hot women giving me head
all of a sudden my balls tightened and my cock rose
it was squirting like a fire hose
i got to my feet to see what just happened
i found a note on a paper napkin
santa was sick so i took his place
i could tell what you wanted by the look on your face!
not toys no shirt no tie
just a horny woman to take you inside
be back in the morning my dear
tired of being licked by daddy's reindeer

mysterybook2002


WonDumFok 58M
25277 posts
12/13/2009 5:45 am

To the tune of “Silver Bells”

==============================================================
City sidewalks, mall parking lots
People gone hog Fok’in wild
And the roadways are filled with a bunch of stupid a$$holes

Children’s tantrums, begging street bums
Spending dollar after dollar
And under everywon’s breath you’ll here

Go to hell, (go to hell) Go to hell (go to hell)
Kiss my a$$, you’ll get no Fok’in pity
Lick my d!ck, you Fok’in prick
It’s noon get out of my way

Nagging preppy wives, people with no lives
Flashing plastic and green
Then the Fok’ers rush home with their purchases

Hear them all cuss, raise a big fuss
Make a big Fok'ed up scene
And under everyone’s breath you’ll hear

Go to hell, (go to hell) Go to hell (go to hell)
Kiss my a$$, you’ll get no Fok'in pity
Lick my d!ck, you Fok’in prick
It’s noon get out of my way

It’s noon get out of my way


© “Fok’ed Up” Lyrics by --WonDumFok--

Won


.


WonDumFok 58M
25277 posts
12/13/2009 5:42 am

To the tune of the XXX-mas carol
“Up On The Roof Top”
-----------------------------------------------------

Up on the bed babe, take off those clothes
I’ll get the camera, you strike a pose
Reach in the night stand and grab those toys
This is so much Fok’in fun, XXX-mas joys

Ho, ho, ho nowon will know
Ho, ho, ho who should we show
I’ll grab the camera click, click, click
Put on something sexy and we’ll take some pics

First put on the red stockings I like so well
Oh, yeah baby makes me hard as hell
Then grab the Santa skirt that bugs my eyes
I love those leather boots that climb your thighs

Ho, ho, ho nowon will know
Ho, ho, ho who should we show
I’ll grab the camera click, click, click
Put on something sexy and we’ll take some pics

Next put on the Santa hat and red g-string
Oh yeah baby it’s a wonderful thing
Bend over the bed there, don’t give me no sass
Don’t make daddy mad or I’ll spank that a$$

Ho, ho, ho nowon will know
Ho, ho, ho who should we show
I’ll grab the camera click, click, click
You put on something sexy and we’ll take some pics

Won



.


Divameet 57M/56F

12/13/2009 5:21 am

The Tree is perfected and lit to the top
My cock is erected and ready to pop

It always happens this time of year
It could be the egg nog or way too much beer
I need a sexy vixen to bring me some cheer
Maybe a woman who lived very near

I could switch my drink to a holiday wine
But most likely end up checking porn online
Wasting my hours surfing through the night
Possible joining in on a dating site

Using the internet to find a date
To get laid before Xmas or is it too late?
To find a slut “my” present to unwrap
To enjoy the gift of a warm moist gap

To be alone I will not hear it
I will enjoy some Xmas spirit
Its going to happen my idea did loom
I logged online on a swinging chat room

I found this woman and we made a date
My night was planned with my future mate

She was a tall blonde, a sexy chick
A wonderful present from ol St. Nick
We cuddled and kissed and shared a lick
Until her dress raised exposing her dick!

Happy Holidays!


rm_Smokey5481 40M
96 posts
12/13/2009 3:03 am

Was the night before christmass I made my girl scream. I woke up and told her I had a wet dream. "All cuddle up in bed with the most beautifull I had ever seen girl". She was out of the door as fast a flash but all I could was to think to try and get her back. I called and I called but to no avail so I thought to try get my life back on the rail. I told myself I would never call but always failed lamely to get back on track and called the next day to tell her just this very fact. I went to a whore who gave damn awesome head and later that evening whilst lying in bed I called up my girl sent her a kiss and told her that even after so much bliss I couldn't forget the thought of her very own kiss. She said how could I do it and gave me the gist that I should never come close to one such a kiss. I slept with her younger sister and told my girl this: that I thought of only you and with what such a score and she turned to loud mouth me and say "oh what a bore". Not so long after I gave her call and told her that the relationship just shouldn't be missed and that it would be such a shame to not walk down the aisle in bliss.


rm_Smokey5481 40M
96 posts
12/13/2009 2:26 am

Here cums dear santa claus to bring us a gift. I folded and sealed my very own list. It has to be golden it has to be bright. My very own virgin would cum as much DELIGHT. If I get what I asked for it will be only this, my very own pink pussy to tenderly kiss. No more dirty magazines this year since I buffed up my list. A gorgeous white blond in stockings this year was my very own wish. It has to be calm it has to be bright. Wrapped in a mink coat would have me flying high as a kite. Then curled up in a bath tub I'll let the woman piss. Oh let it be golden, oh let it be bright and let the whole TSdates.com team feel bolts of my plight. To win the Gold Membership, sealed with a kiss to be readily received by my puckered lips. Although thoroughly drained and with an extra Christ mass gift, filled to the top with a porn star list, come next Christ mass Eve I promise Dear Santa sincerely this: to rain down on all perverts and transgressors alike and let all young virgins once again feel of my might.


ordian 30M
1 post
12/12/2009 11:14 pm

Joy to the World
This girl just cummed
and she let me jizz
all in her mouth
she swallowed it up
and then she sucked it up
all while on her knees
all while on her knees
all while on her knees


sanity_vicious 35F
1 post
12/12/2009 9:54 pm

(in the style of 'jingle bells')

Fighting all these hoes
to get some dick tonight
i wish i had some now
i would ride all night
my snatch is wet and slick
im ready to get boned
oh how i'd like to get
that sexy santa clause alone!

OH lick my clit
suck my tits
fuck me all night long
i will ride that throbbing cock
if you keep thrusting strong
OH upside down
from behind
as long as you don't stop
fuck my pussy harder baby
cuz im about to pop

After i got done
he frosted me with cum
i giggled and i smiled
for just a little while
he said he had to go
mrs clause would be upset
but they've been married 50 years
and she hasn't fucked him yet

SO lick my clit
suck my tits
fuck me all night long
i will ride that throbbing cock
if you keep thrusting strong
OH upside down
from behind
as long as you don't stop
fuck my pussy harder baby
cuz im about to pop


rm_hottnt3 42M
1 post
12/12/2009 7:46 pm

twas the night before christmas and all through the house every one felt shity even the mouse. Mom at the whore house dad smoking grass I settled down for a nice piece of ass. out on the lawn I saw a big prick I knew at that moment it must be saint dick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell I could tell by his scream that the fucker had fell. He filled all the stockings with preztles and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother to queer. He went up the chimney with a thunderous fart the son of a bitch blew my chimny apart. He cursed and he swore as he road out of sight piss on you and have a fucken good night!!!


tomw270 68M  
4 posts
12/12/2009 6:22 pm

"Twas my plight befor Christmas"

Twas just days befor Christmas
imigine my plight
alone and excited
not a woman in sight
My collection of Playboys
I'd packed in the shed
wore out and ragged
from so many times read
Longing for action
I lie here and toss
wishing for sex
before the moment is lost

When from my puter
it started to wail
As I popped up to see
Oh yes I've got mail
I sprang from the bed
clicked onto the site
That a friendfinder woman
had wrote me tonight

I logged in to see
the message she wrote
clicked on her profile
with a lump in my throat
when what to my blurry eyes
did appear
a face of an angel
with gorgeous brown hair
the sight of her naked
my heart skipped a beat
So lively and shapely
as I fondled my meat

I clicked on the IM
and was delighted to see
I could now text her
as she answered me
Over time we chatted
my spirits reborn
reaching it's zenith
as we turned our cams on

We chatted for hours
we shared every thot
planning and expecting
an opportunity caught
Imagine the tingling
I felt in my balls
as I soon discovered
She lived just down the hall

So Christmas is looking
much better this year
As we plan a dinner
with chilled wine and beer
Then a warm cozy bed
Oh so much delight
Getting off a Merry Christmas
and to all a good night


net_girl_2000 110F
8508 posts
12/12/2009 2:36 pm

Sing to the tune of " Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer "
...............
Dashing home from work
i sign into the site
another load of mail
makes me squeal with delight
some are offering shags
some just saying hi
some thanking me for the good hard fuck
that i gave them yesterday

oh jingle balls jingle balls
how i love that sound
slapping against my tight wet puss
his shaft buried in my mound
oh jingle balls jingle balls
filling up with cum
oh what fun it is to ride
as he slips it up my bum...


The men i meet are hot
they get me very wet
some even made me squirt
and thats before we met
some love to nibble boobs
some to finger deep
ive even had a 3sum
in the back of a big black jeep

oh jingle balls jingle balls
how i love that sound
slapping against my tight wet puss
his shaft buried in my mound
oh jingle balls jingle balls
filling up with cum
oh what fun it is to ride
as he slips it up my bum...


Now as its Christmas time
a time to love and share
so if you want some pussy
email me if you dare
and when i read them all
i will send out my replies
and oh what an orgy it will be
being fucked by twenty guys

oh jingle balls jingle balls
how i love that sound
slapping against my tight wet puss
his shaft buried in my mound
oh jingle balls jingle balls
filling up with cum
oh what fun it is to ride
as he slips it up my bum..

...............
Merry Christmas everyone ..


In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on. x


net_girl_2000 110F
8508 posts
12/12/2009 2:18 pm

Sing to the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.....

........................
God bless you horny gentlemen
for making fantasies come true
and helping me to explore new things
I owe it all to you
you each gave me some special thrills
which took my breath away

O riding brings comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
I love riding those hot horny boys....


From all you men ive learned so much
I look forward to the meets
I dress in sexy lingerie
to give you all a treat
be it 3sums or just one night stands
the sex it blows my mind

O riding brings comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
I love riding those hot horny boys....


Thank god for TSdates.com
without it where would we be
We can act out all our fantasies
on cam for all to see
we have instant messenger, blogs and chat
and horny men galore

O riding brings comfort and joy
comfort and joy
I love riding those hot horny boys....


So Santa if your listening in
be sure to hear my plea
a group of naked well hung men
please place beneath my tree
my wicked way I'll have with all
Till i am red and sore

O riding brings comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
I love riding those hot horny boys....



Merry Christmas to all ..Netty..


In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on. x


rm_OSledDog 73M
40 posts
12/12/2009 1:59 pm

Rudolph, the red-furred gerbil
Had a very solo game
You would never see it
All alone Rudolph came.

All of the other gerbils
Would gather round in one big group
But they never got off
All they ever did was snoop.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa had a thought
“Rudolph, with your styles unique
Please show us how to get off”

Then all the gerbils orgied
As they shouted out with glee,
With Rudolph the red-furred gerbil
We’ll all go down on history!


rm_pusEetr54 62M
17 posts
12/12/2009 12:24 pm

I saw mommy suck off Santa Clause, underneath the Chritsmas tree last night.
She had the cock of that old goat, more than half way down her throat. She must have done a good job for she got a new mink coat.
Yes I saw mommy suck off Santa Clause, underneath the Christmas tree last night! Daddy might have said something crass, but his cock was up mama's ass, while mommy sucked off Santa Clause last night!


Jontty 42M
1 post
12/12/2009 11:28 am

Jingle Bells, Jingle balls jingle all the way
Oh what fun its is to say that I might get laid today..

I browsed ADF (TSdates.com) in shame
hoped it was worth it when i came..

Jingle bells Jingle balls jingle all the way
Oh what fun is to say that I might get laid today..

There are plenty of scattered asses here to pick,
Just waiting for the right stick..

Jingle Bells Jingle Balls Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to say that I got laid today.


SexyLoverBoy99 55M
8 posts
12/12/2009 8:49 am

Melody: White Christmas

Man:
I'm dreaming of a wet pussy
Just like the one I use to get
Where the juices glisten
I, my dear, listen
To your moaning "I'm all set"

Woman:
I'm dreaming of a hot rocket
With every cock and head I suck
You are in my spirit so bright
And may your hard dick for me bring luck

Man:
I'm dreaming of your wet pussy
You know the one you always give
Providing it juicy
Calling it Lucy
Ev'ry morning set to live

Woman:
I'm dreaming of your hot rocket
With every cock and pouch I lick
You are in my spirit so bright
Granting all my Christmases with dick


satex4sexman 69M
3 posts
12/12/2009 8:29 am

Santa’s Elf

There was an elf named Jock,
He had a 12” cock.
It was thick and long,
It looked like a horse’s dong.

It hung so low,
It dangled on the go.
He would drag it on the floor,
And sometimes get it caught on the door.

He had a friend named Iffy.
His cock was really stiffy.
Between the two,
All the girl elves did blew.

They had all the fun,
Shooting their gun.
All though they shot blanks,
The girls did give them thanks.

Their best place to lay,
Was in the reindeer’s hay.
They had to use their wits,
To get to the girls clits.

They like to make toys,
For big girls and boys.
They made them in a big batch.
The kind that goes in the snatch,

And for the boys dong,
Something to make it long.
Something to give them girth,
What they didn’t get in birth.

I have run out of time,
Alas and even run out of rhyme.

Jaf12-12-2009


8inch4u 40M
1 post
12/12/2009 7:43 am

Twas the night before christmas, and we all wanted a fuck,
so my neighbors came on over, for a nice midnight suck.
My wife was oh so happy, to have another dick,
and it made my night also, to suck the neighbors clit.

It made us all so jolly, as we squirted all the same.
But damn we all had so much fun, we did it all again.

Fucking in the bathroom, with our TSdates.com cam on,
over 900 viewers before the brake of dawn.
My wife was covered in cum, sticky as can be.
And so was the neighbors wife and it was all because of me.

So a merry fucking christmas to all us fucking folks.
If yall want fun, click our name and come down for a poke!

Merry Xmas all


pussylicker4899 34M

12/12/2009 4:27 am

Twas the night before Xmas throughout the house,
We were all so fucked and so was the mouse,
Dad's at the brothel and mums with uncle Frank,
And I'd settled down for a nice slow wank,

When outside the house i heard a right clatter,
I let go of my cock to see what was the matter,

Out on the lawn i saw a big dick,
I knew right away it was old St.Nick,

He cam down the chimney like a bat put of hell,
The big fat fucker, i think he fell.

He filled all our stockings with sweets and some beer,
and a big rubber cock for my brother the queer,

Then he climbed up the window and with a thunderous fart,
The big fat fuck blew the house apart.

He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,
Shouting I'll be back next year,
Hope your xmas is shite!
Merry Xmas everyone! XX


rm_blckdrgnmtl 45F
1 post
12/12/2009 1:35 am

Fucking All The Day

Screwing through the house with her legs open all the way
bent over the couch we go, cumming all the day.
Boobs with nipple rings, making pleasure bright,
what fun it is to moan and scream this horny night.

Suck my dick, suck my dick, suck it all the way.
Oh what fun we will have fucking all the day.

An orgasm or two, I thought my cock was fried,
but soon miss pussy tight, was seated on my ride.
This girl was mean and spanked, kinky seemed her lot,
she got into a mood, and we got wet and hot.

Suck my dick, suck my dick, suck it all the way.
Oh what fun we will have fucking all the day.


two4sensualfun 51M/46F
47 posts
12/11/2009 11:46 pm

I saw Mommy stripping Santa Claus

I saw Mommy stripping Santa Claus
Naked up against him all the while
I didn't think I'd see
her naked on TV;
But there she was
screaming "Oh My God"
across our new HD

And
I saw Mommy riding Santa Claus
Bouncing on his lap and holding tight;

So
though a shock it was to see
I'm gonna go tell Daddy
Mommy stripped Santa Claus last night.


Kaylee0249 71F

12/11/2009 10:41 pm

The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a wet tongue playing in my mouth
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two balls for squeezing
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, three asshole lickings
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four g-spot quivers
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, five evening screws
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, six finger fuckings
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, seven clits a rubbin'
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, eight tits a suckin'
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, nine naked pictures
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ten cocks 'a hardning
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, eleven Frenchie kisses
On the twelfth day of Christmas ,my true love gave to me, twelve cum shots shooting


Kaylee0249 71F

12/11/2009 10:34 pm

A parody on "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

I saw Mommy fucking Santa Claus
Underneath the Christmas tree last night
She took off all her clothes
On her nipples, she put red bows
She spread her legs so wide that Santa rubbed her pussy with his nose
Then I saw Mommy fondle Santa Claus
She stroked his dick so very hard and right
How she moaned when his cock pushed in
They screwed until they came
And how Mommy loved fucking Santa Claus last night.


Kaylee0249 71F

12/11/2009 10:01 pm

The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a wet tongue playing in my mouth
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two balls for squeezing
and a wet tongue playing in my mouth
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, three asshole lickings
two balls for squeezing, and a wet tongue playing in my mouth
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four g-spot quivers
three asshole lickings, two balls for squeezing, and a wet tongue playing in my mouth
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, five evening screws
four g-spot quivers, three asshole lickings, two balls for squeezing, and a wet tongue
playing in my mouth
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, six finger fuckings
five evening screws, four g-spot quivers, three asshole lickings, two balls for
for squeezing and a wet tongue playing in my mouth
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, seven clits a' rubbin'
six finger fuckings, five evening screws, four g-spot quivers, three asshole lickings
two balls for squeezing, and a wet tongue playing in my mouth
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, eight tits a sucking,
seven clits a' rubbin', six finger fucking, five evening screws, four g-spot quivers, three
asshole lickings, two balls for squeezing, and a wet tongue playing in my mouth.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, nine naked pictures, eight tits a
sucking, seven clits a' rubbin', six finger fuckings, five evening screws, four g-spot
quivers, three asshole lickings, two balls for squeezing, and a wet tongue playing in
my mouth.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ten cocks a' hardning,
nine naked pictures, eight tits a sucking, seven clits a' rubbin', six finger fuckings, five
evening screws, four g-spot quivers, three evening screws, two balls for squeezing
and a wet tongue playing in my mouth.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, eleven Frenchie kisses, ten
cocks a' hardning, nine naked pictures, eight tits a sucking, seven clits a' rubbin', six finger fuckings, five evening screws, four g-spot quivers, three evening screws, two balls
for squeezing, and a wet tongue playing in my mouth.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve big arms hugging
eleven Frenchie kisses, ten cocks a' hardning, nine naked pictures, eight tits a sucking
seven clits a' rubbin', six finger fuckings, five evening screws, four g-spot quivers,
three evening screws, two balls for squeezing, and a wet tongue playing in my mouth.


Ladysynnomenlust 57M/49F
2 posts
12/11/2009 4:12 pm

Ho Ho Ho who am I ... Ho Ho HO who am I
Up on the play bed, yum yum yum!
Down on his chimney I did cum!

First comes my stockings with some runs
Oh, dear Santa touch my buns!
Give me a jingle that will give him a rise
One that will open up my pretty thighs!
Next come the licking of my little clit
Oh just look at my glorious slit!
Here is the camera for lots of pics
To post and get me dicks!

Ho Ho Ho who am I Ho Ho Ho who am I
Up on the play bed, yum yum yum
Down on your chimney I will cum!


satex4sexman 69M
3 posts
12/11/2009 1:55 pm

I saw mommy kissing Santa.
In his eyes he did wanta.
She looked at the clock,
Then she took out his cock.

She stroked it till it got stiff,
She put a bow on it like a gift.
She looked north then south,
Then she put it in her mouth.

She held his ball,
As he stood tall.
She reached around and grabbed his ass,
I thought he was gonna pass gas.

Her head went up and down,
She was really going to town.
Then out came his cock,
It was hard as a rock.

He reached down and grabbed her tit,
Then he went for her clit.
Her breast were so large,
But he really took charge.

She then bent over and up came her skirt,
In went his cock right thru his shirt.
She let out a moan,
And I heard him groan.

Here it cums are you ready,
She said give it to me nice and steady.
He shook and squirmed,
Finally he pulled out and it looked like a little worm.

He took off his mask,
after his completed task.
And it was daddy all along,
With such a big dong.

Now I know who santa is,
After he went to the bathroom to take a piss.
Mommy had a big smile on her face,
Of the events just past no more trace.

Jaf12-11-2009


satex4sexman 69M
3 posts
12/11/2009 1:44 pm

I saw mommy kissing Santa,
in his eyes he did wanta.
She looked at the clock,
then took out his cock.

She stroked it till it got stiff,
she put a bow on it like a gift,
She looked north then south,
then she put it in her mouth.

In her hand was his ball,
As he stood tall.
She reached around and grabbed his ass,
I thought he was gonna pass gas.

Her head went up and down,
she was really going to town.
Out came his cock,
it was hard as a rock.

He reached down and grabbed her tit,
then he went for her clit.
Her breast were large,
But he really took charge.

she then bent over and up came her skirt,
in wnet his cock, right thru his shirt.
She let out a moan,
And I heard him groan.

Here it cums, are you ready,
she said give it to me nice and steady.
He shook and did squirm,
after he pulled out and it looked like a tiny worm.

He took off his mask,
after his completed task.
And it was daddy all along,
with such a big dong.

Now I know who Santa is,
when he went to the bathroom to take a piss.
Mommy had a big smile on her face.
Of the events just past, not a trace.


rm_s_e_rath 64F
744 posts
12/11/2009 1:25 pm

Title: Did you fuck what I fucked?
Original parody by s_e_rath
Set to the melody of “Do you see what I see”
Word count 177 exact
-------------

“Did you fuck what I fucked?”
Said the one cock to the other cock
“Did you fuck what I fucked?”
A pussy so fine, perfect for cock
“Did you fuck what I fucked?”
A pussy, a pussy all tight
So pink, pretty and all bright
So pink, pretty and all bright


Said the pussy to the two cocks
"Did you feel what I feel?”
Double penetration with cocks
"Did you feel what I feel?”
Oh god use the lube
In out: get the rhythm boys
In out: get the rhythm boys


Said the two cocks to red lipped mouth
"Did you suck what I sucked?”
Inside your moist red lips dear mouth
"Did you suck what I sucked?”
A cock, a cock, quivers with cum
One then two shower you with pearls
One then two shower you with pearls


Said the dominatrix pussy to all
"Do as I command!”
Fuck me when I say to all
"Do as I command!”
Suck my clit, prostrate yourself
Feel my strap on your behind
Feel my strap on your behind




[post 2834794]
[post 2827268]
Battle Phantoms.....When the Sun Weeps....Life Revisited a poem
[post 2625633].....Pygmalions Moonlight Sonata....[post 2625650]
[post 2622197].... [post 2344308]


Ladysynnomenlust 57M/49F
2 posts
12/11/2009 1:21 pm

Ho Ho Ho who am I ... Ho Ho HO who am I
Up on the play bed, yum yum yum!
Down on his chimney I did cum!

first comes my stockings with some runs
Oh, dear santa touch my buns!
Give me a jingle that will give him a rise
One that will open up my pretty thighs!
Next come the licking of my little clit
oh just look at my glorious slit!
here is the camera for lots of pics

to post and get me dicks!

Ho Ho Ho who am I Ho Ho Ho who am I
Up on the play bed, yum yum yum
Down on your chimney I will cum!


cihan1x20 41M
3 posts
12/11/2009 12:35 pm

hello hello


sliiiider24 59M
1 post
12/11/2009 10:38 am

a fall adventure a playfull dance the snowflake melting a bit of romance tiny drops of wetness seeming to feel the joy of giving and receiving that wonderfull toy lets play and touch and all enjoy each others arrousing being together feel the joy.....


xfilz 45M
1 post
12/11/2009 3:12 am

Dashing through profiles
With a big hard on today
Through the pics I go
Jackin' all the way.

Balls wrapped in a sling
Making sure it's tight
Oh what fun it is to write
Your open legs tonight!

Send emails, Send emails
Sending one your way
Oh how bad I want to ride
Your smokin' ass tonight!


Nephrologist5 54M

12/10/2009 11:57 pm

Silent Night

Silent night, what a sight
everyone fucking on the flight
see them shagging, all looking smug
gatecrashing the mile high club
all of them getting a piece
all of them getting a piece


Nephrologist5 54M

12/10/2009 11:54 pm

We three kinks (sung to the tune of We three kings)

We three kinks, we always are
banging babes in the back of our car
restraining and choking
thrusting and stroking
fucking them near and far


Nephrologist5 54M

12/10/2009 11:52 pm

Jingle Balls (sung to the tune of Jingle bells)

Jingle balls, slap your balls
up against her bum
bring her to a climax
and fill her up with cum

The job's not done you know
with your tongue you sway
over her pussy you go
licking all the way (yum yum yum)


tailseekers 57M/57F  
23 posts
12/10/2009 10:05 pm

Music of "I'll Be Home For Christmas"
You can blow me for Christmas
You can suck on me
Take my load
Under the mistletoe
And hang a towel by the tree
That evening when you blow me
I know you'll make me cream
You can blow me for Christmas
While resting on your knees
My hope is that you'll find me
Wrapped beside the Christmas tree
Oh you can blow me for Christmas
So I can realize all my dreams.


Senxx7 32M  
30 posts
12/10/2009 8:33 pm

We wish you a merry Christmas
so go out and get some pussy
or if you prefer some big dicks
to suck, sit, or lick
sixty nine (69) for you,
and cumshots for two
this christmas, wish the best luck
now last time now go fuck

It's time for a new tradition
please join me in this decision
no more of the giving gifts
this year legs should spread
we're done with the cyber
phone sex and those games
we meet face to face this Christmas
let our cum fly instead


Firmgrip21 38M
2 posts
12/10/2009 7:08 pm

Christmas is getting near
The stars are clear and bright.
and I'm just sitting here
with girls met on this site.

One has a big round ass
I tend to like them thick
I always sqeeze their mass
and pund them with my dick

one hase a pritty smile
her face is really sweet
I love to watch her while
she's sucking on my meet

one has gereat big tits
on wich I love to suck
then on my dick she sits
and we begin to fuck.

my house is full of cheer
what a happy holiday
all I neded was sme beer
and some girls with witch to lay.


keeping21972 49M
6 posts
12/10/2009 5:35 pm

im getting nothing for xmas ..
mommy and dady are pissed ..
i posted photos on this site ..
on how mommy and daddy kissed ..

mommy had a second look at the pics
now she is calling back my friend ..
he was the one who ratted me out ..
mommy found out that was not her rear end


funcpl4fun66_69 55M/52F  
14 posts
12/10/2009 4:34 pm

It was late christmas eve
I was wrapping a toy
when in walked my wife
with her twin sister joy

they both stood there naked
and I started to choke
then thought to myself
this must be a joke

then my wife gave me a wink
said i was good this year
and for my chistmas present
she had brought joy here

i rose to me feet
as my dick it did stand
best nite of my life
was right at my hands

we all started to play
and it was getting real hot
i was fucking her sister
and was hitting the spot

my wife was riding her face
hips grinding in deep
as she watched me give
her sister the meat

then out of nowhere
there came this wierd sound
that kinda broke my rythum
as i started to pound

next thing i knew
it was morning it seemed
and i shouted out loud
it was a fucking dream


funcpl4fun66_69 55M/52F  
14 posts
12/10/2009 3:42 pm

its was the day after christmas
and the wife was made as hell
worst christmas she had
or so she would tell

i had gone out with the boys
for alittle christmas cheer
and got home christmas morning
with a twleve pack of beer

I annouced to the room
that santa was home
and was looking for a naughty girl
to come and sit my bone

she rushed the kids out
as i let my cock free
and stood in front of my mom
then pissed on the tree

I think the last straw
was when i gave her a wink
then gave her sister 20 dollars
to suck on my dink

so i guess her being mad
that i can see
but as far as the fucking
that was her sister not me


blackgirl31 67F

12/10/2009 1:02 pm

FUCKING IN THE SNOW ON A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH: GIVING PUSSY AWAY LIKE IT WAS CHRISTMAS DAY.

BOBSLEDS PASSING BY,SOME PEOPLE START TO CHEER,SINGING HOE,HOE HOE IS WHAT YOU ARE MY DEAR.

mY ASS WAS GETTING COLD FROM FUCKING ON AN OPEN SLEIGH,BUT I COULD NOT STOP CAUSE I AGREED TO PLAY. i WAS FUCKING MY LAST FROM ALONE SO VERY LONG,THATS WHEN I SAW THE REINDEERAND THEY TOO WANTED TO BONE.

I SAID ON DONNER, RUDOLFPH, & BLITZEN BEFORE IT GETS DARK AND THE OTHER REINDEER I'LL JUST HAVRE TO SUCK OFF.

ALLWAS HAPPY AND FULL OF CHEER AND MY PUSSY OH MY!, WAS FULL OF CUMM MY DEAR!!


allanon_604 55M
3 posts
12/10/2009 11:58 am

Twas the night before Xmas and poor Mrs. Claus,
Was left alone by hubby without any pause.

She was horny that night and needed some dick,
But wouldn’t get any from dear old Saint Nick.

She went to her bedroom and took off her outfit,
And started to play with her nipples, cunt and clit.

Just when things were geting hot and very good,
A loud knock on the door interrupted her mood!

In rushed the elves and they dropped all of their jaws,
By seeing a big dildo fucking Mrs. Claus.

They wasted not a moment to take off their gear,
And started to join in with a gleeful loud cheer.

Their hands roamed all over to her devilish delight,
And they sucked and licked her body all through the night.

Their cocks were quite small, but there was still lots of wood,
And they filled all of her holes and fucked her real good!

She ooooohed and aaaaahed loudly and came again and again,
And the elves plastered her pussy and tits with semen.

After they were satisfied and daybreak was near,
She whispered to them all, I can’t wait till next year!!!


rm_shrek052 54M
1 post
12/10/2009 5:15 am

it was the day before christmas an the wife wanted to play but i seen my hot nieghbour an she wanted a lay so i slip next door an under the mistletoe where she sucked my hard cock until she made me blow,I heard my wife calling cause she needed whoreing so i went back home to give her my bone,my wife is my saviour till i seen her with nieghbour,So i took out my cock an showed them the bell then both said fuck off you can go to hell.


sameer_khan5005 42M
1 post
12/10/2009 3:48 am

SNOW DRIFTING FROM THE TORRID SKIES
SHE TURNED IN HER BED AND WONDERED WHY
ALONE COLD AND WET FOR SOMEONES DICK
SHE BOOTED HER COMPUTOR AND TSdates.com QUICK
SHE GAZED AT THE COCKS HOW BIG AND THICK
AND STARTED TO DROOL, HER LIPS SHE DID LICK
SLOWLY SHE SPREADS HER THIGHS AND WILLS HER LEGS TO PART
SLIPS HER HAND TO HER ACHY WET PUSSY
AND MASTERBATES WITH HEART
MOANS AND WHITHERS BEGININGING TO GRIND
HOW SHE WISHED A MAN SHE WOULD FIND
TO SLAP HER HARD AND FAST AND GROUND IN HIS PRICK
TO MAKE HER SCREAM AND FORCE HER LEGS TO KICK
TIED HER TO A BED AND LEAVE HER FULLY SATISFIED
THIS IS HER CHRISTMAS WISH TO SANTA THIS NIGHT
PUMPS UP HER WAISTE AND SEES HIS BIG THROBBING COCK
SHE GAZES AT SAINT NICK AND FEELS HIS BALLS BEGIN TO KNOCK
HER PUSSY SHE DID TIGHTEN AND TWIST IN ALL GLORY
AS SHE RODE DEAR OLE SAINT NICK FOR HER EROTIC CHRISTMAS STORY.


rm_BashenMan 40M
1 post
12/9/2009 10:30 pm

'Twas the eve before Christmas
And all through the night,
Not a creature was stirring.
The straps were too tight.

Four bitch slaves hung from the ceiling with care.
All covered in latex but the breasts were left bare.
The rest of the women were snug in their beds.
Exhausted from screaming and spreading their legs.

Mistress and I had just plugged in our sex toys
And turned on our pornos for us to enjoy.
When out on the door arose such a clatter,
That I opened it up to see what was the matter.

Out on the porch a police woman with cuffs
Told us she knew about us and it was enough!
She entered the house and took off her shirt.
I slapped at her nipples and she cooed when it hurt.

"Oh yes my Master! This is what I want!"
She screamed when I backed awa and started to taunt'
"If you want it to hurt then you'll have to follow me.
Mistress will be more gentle if you come so easily."

She got on her knees with a glint in her eye
And crawled to me and climbed up my thigh.
She rubbed me to gently I though I would blow.
I picked her up onto my shoulders and started to go

Up the stairs and into the bedroom
Where Mistress was waiting and wanted to know,
"What took you so long and who is she?"
"She our new toy now. She's willing, you know."

"Oh what fun! A new pet in the house!"
Mistress knew how to get me aroused.
The three of us had fun together in bed.
But that's another rhyme. Another time, instead?


1818premanand 53M
1 post
12/9/2009 9:55 pm

Full Milk Bags.


krismina 51M/41F
2 posts
12/9/2009 9:01 pm

Mina the big-breast hot girl

Had two very rounded boobs.

And if you ever saw her

You would even wanna her to suck your cock.

All of the other hot girls

Used to enjoy in A F F

They never let poor Mina

Join in orgiastic games.

Then one lonely Christmas Eve

Santa came to say:

"Mina with your skirts so light

Won't you "ride my sleigh" tonight?"


Then all the guys who "loved" her

And they shouted out with glee:

"Mina the Big Breast hotgirl

Cum and ride even my sleigh"



jeptune3 31M
3 posts
12/9/2009 8:52 pm

Twas the night before Christmas and all alone in the house,
he was on the computer looking for a lucky young lady to drop her blouse,
soo he got on net,
pulled up TSdates.com, and his messages he checked,
he struck no luck,
no messages that implied a fuck,
soo he browsed and browsed for hours with no reply,
just as he was about to give up, a new message struck his eye,
the message read" hey mister your just my type of guy,
my husbands working overnight and im trying to get off like a plane in the sky"
to shorten up such a long and arousing story,
that night he made the lucky lady feel glory!


urbanknight 63M
90 posts
12/9/2009 6:10 pm

Twas the night before Christmas When all through the house

Not a creature was stirrin
Not even a mouse
Mom at the whore house
Dad smokin grass
I just settled down for a nice piece of ass
When out on the lawn
I heard a big clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter
When out on the lawn i saw a big dick
I knew right then it must be Saint Nick
He come down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew at that moment the fucker had fell
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick 4 my brother the queer
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart
The fat fucker blew my chimney apart
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight
To hell with u all Im gettin pussy 2 night!!!!
Seasons greetings Moneys short
Times r hard
Heres ur fucking
Christmas card......
HAPPY HOLIDAYS


tksudhan0077 33M
1 post
12/9/2009 3:58 pm

sory 4 late..


funcpl4fun66_69 55M/52F  
14 posts
12/9/2009 2:41 pm

The Christmas Clit

Twas the nite before christmas
I was alone in the house
just stroking my dick
because i haven't a spouse
my condoms were laid
on the nite stand with care
in hopes the christmas clit
would soon be there
mom was fucking the neighbor
dad passed out in his chair
so i went on stroking
like i hadn't a care
when out on the lawn
i heard a moan and a splatter
i logged off TSdates.com
to see what was a matter
away to the window
i flew like a flash
through open the shutters
dildo still stuck in my ass
and out in the yard
Rudolph licking her slit
I knew in a minute
it was the christmas cl it
she just appeared in my bed
and it gave me a shock
but reach out real quick
and grabbed a hold of my cock
she gobbled it down
and that was no joke
she gobbled it all
without even a choke
she sucked me so hard
my asshole did pucker
and i thought to myself
what a great cock sucker
she swallowed my load
every drop that i had
just sucked it all down
then looked kinda sad
she rose to her feet
licked her lips like a pro
said i hoped you enjoyed
but know i must go
then i heard her exclaim
as she vanished from sight
with a cock like that
ill be back friday nite


rm_gwizzzzit 59M
4 posts
12/9/2009 2:39 pm

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, except me and my hot wife spouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care.
And I hoped that my wife’s lover soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of opening gifts danced in their heads.
And my wife in her lingerie, and I in my night shirt,
Had just discussed whether or not he’d make her squirt.

When out on the lawn there arose such a loud noise!
I was very eager for it to be one of her lover boys.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
And saw it was just dogs in our cans of trash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the luster of mid-day to the objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But one of my wife’s best lovers ‒ - he was finally here!

He got out of his car and was coming up the drive quick,
I was happy to see it was the guy with the really big dick.
He and my wife like to play an exciting flirting game.
And when he fucks her she often calls out his name.

“Oh my God John your magnificent cock is so large!
And when you fuck me, John, I love how you take charge!
You take me to new heights John, and you fuck me so well,
That deep in my pussy is where your cock should dwell!”

He came in the house and I showed him into the den,
Telling him I was very happy to have him come over again.
My wife came downstairs wearing her see-thru lingerie,
While John and I both watched her full breasts gently sway.

And then, they flirted a while which got them both in the mood
and I was even more anxious to watch my wife getting screwed.
As I pulled up a chair and sat down to watch the action,
Their slow pace was like a porn movie’s coming attraction.

My wife kissed John deeply and with very passionate means,
Then I saw she had freed John’s large cock from his jeans.
I was hoping they’d fuck a long while so I glanced at the clock,
As my wife was eagerly sucking on John’s rapidly swelling cock.

His eyes ‒ - how they rolled back! His breathing how it quickened,
As my wife continued to willingly suck ‒ - John’s big cock thickened.
His balls she fondled gently with one hand as she sucked,
And now I was even more anxious to watch her get fucked.

Then he got undressed and quickly stripped my wife totally bare,
While I watched him lick her pussy from the comfort of my chair.
It didn’t take long before she was having an intense orgasm,
And her hips bucked around as her pussy continued to spasm.

Then John moved between my wife’s legs and spread them wide,
As he worked on getting most of his massive cock deep inside.
His thrusts were forceful and he fucked her without stopping,
It was so intense that both of my wife’s breasts were flopping.

John never slowed down not even when my wife orgasmed again,
And I sat there in my chair enjoying the fact she fucks other men.
Then my most favorite part of their fucking finally came when,
John shoved his cock in far and shot all of his cum deep within.

They were both totally spent so John got dressed to leave,
Since he fucked my wife for over two hours that Christmas Eve.
He got in his car and my wife said she wished he could stay,
And I was highly appreciative for a most enjoyable display.

Then I heard him exclaim as he slowly drove out of sight,
“Merry Christmas to all, and thanks for a really great night!”


slimsiren 53F

12/9/2009 2:19 pm

Twas the house on the corner with a dutch door in back,
Where a woman was preparing to hit the sack.
When on her laptop there arose a loud buzz,
She curiously checked to see who it was.

The light from the screen enveloped her face,
And she smiled when she read he would visit her place.
While visions of orgasms danced in her head,
She poured some pinot and fluffed her soft bed.

Only minutes had passed til she heard her male guest,
So she lit some candles and uncovered her breasts.
He was dressed in jeans his shirt already gone,
As he came through the door with a raging hard-on.

They did massages, oral and tons of kissin,
Using the room for every position.
As he pulled from her and then drove out of site,
She yelled, "Happy holiday, Hon! Fuck, what a night!"


4fun4usand4u 41M/41F

12/9/2009 12:17 pm

We wish you a merry Fucking
We wish you a merry Fucking
We wish you a merry Fucking
And a happy Orgasim.
Glass dildos we bring
To you and your wife;
Glass dildos for Fucking
And a happy Orgasm!

We want some freaky fucking
We want some freaky fucking
We want some freaky fucking
Please stick it right here!
Glass dildos we bring
To you and your wife;
Glass dildos for Fucking
And a happy Orgasm!

We won't go until we get cum
We won't go until we get cum
We won't go until we get cum
So cum fuck out here!
Glass dildos we bring
To you and your wife;
Glass dildos for Fucking
And a happy Orgasm!

We wish you a merry Fucking
We wish you a merry Fucking
We wish you a merry Fucking
And a happy Orgasm.
Glass dildos we bring
To you and your wife;
Glass dildos for Fucking
And a happy Orgasm!


4fun4usand4u 41M/41F

12/9/2009 12:17 pm

Up on the big cock she don't pause
Into my chest she digs her claws
In that tight twat with lots of juice
Just waiting for that big cock to let loose.
Oh, oh, oh! Who wouldn't go? Oh, oh, oh! Who wouldn't go?

Up on the big cock, clit, clit, clit
Into that tight twat with big Fat Dick

First comes the sucking she does so well
Oh, how it fills her mouth so well
Give her a load thats thick and flies
One that will not get in her eyes
Oh, oh, oh! Who wouldn't go? Oh, oh, oh! Who wouldn't go?

Up on the big cock, dick, dick, dick
Into that tight twat with big Fat Dick

Next comes anal with a lott of will
Oh, just see what a glorious fill
Here is a cock and a hanging sack
Oh so tight, in that butt crack
Oh, oh, oh! Who wouldn't go? Oh, oh, oh! Who wouldn't go?

Up on the big cock, clit, clit, clit
In that tight twat with big Fat Dick


sunny33319 64M/61F
5 posts
12/9/2009 12:07 pm

The night before Christmas was quiet all through the house
I knew the noise from the bedroom was more than a mouse
I opened the door and turned on the light
And to my amazement I saw such a sight
There on the bed my wifes legs opened wide
A man dressed as santa was plunging deep inside
The sweet look on her face could not be misread
But eight thick inches might make any man dread
A loud climax she had the neightbors I feared might hear
The grunts from old santa and I knew he was near
As he exploded in her and on her they had passions of delight
I knew my christmas letter to Santa was answered that night


fun4allinburbs 39M
1 post
12/9/2009 11:56 am

to the tune of jingle bells

long and thick
hope it fits
fuck me anyway

big ole' balls
filled with cream
for me to suck out dry!

lick my clit
make it fat
large and beating red!

tongue my ass
im a lass
don't sass or i'll bite down hard!


otr500 64M/61F  
3 posts
12/9/2009 11:25 am

Christmas Gifts

I had hopes in my head of getting new toys
And he came down the chimney without making a noise
With a wink of his eye and a twist of his head
He lay naked on top of me right in my bed
As I lay with my legs raised high in the air
My husband just watched with a smiling stare
As he gave me his gift I was going for number six
I knew that my gift rivaled that of Mrs. St. Nick's
He pumped cum in me, on me, and all over my gown
Up to my mouth I even thought I might drown
He got dressed in a flash laying his finger aside of his nose
with a big smile and a nod up the chimney he rose

I heard him exclaim, while he drove out of sight
Thanks dear sweet lady for a fantastic christmas eve night.

I was sure I was dreaming but it seemed so real
then there by my side my husband did kneel
He said sweet satisfied lady that sure was a sight
So I gave him his christmas gift as it was now past midnight


rm_Gr8Phallus 37M
1 post
12/9/2009 10:19 am

XXXMAS Poem 2009:

I see her smooth skin
in the cold December morn,
I see the little goosebumps
as we together watch our porn,

The embers from the fireplace
begin to glow,
as she kneels down besides me
and begins to blow.

I pick her up closer to the fireplace
and slowly pull away her layers of lace,
As we get hard from tits to toes,
I pop in my tongue and begin to soak my nose.

As the snows swirls outside and the clock loudly begins to tick,
she moans loudly "I can't stand it no more, Stick in that Dick!"

My dick is throbbin and ready to go,
I stick that fucker in and her grimaced face is what she shows.
Up and down, left and right.
I try to go further, but that pussy is too Tight!

Wetter and Wetter, like the snow outside.
our bodies soak together and quickly begin to slide.
Out of breath, Dizzy from the motion,
I pop my dick out and cover her with my lotion.

As we both laugh from the mess we just made,
our bodies covered and dripping where it may,
I think and cleverly figure out, why Christmas is such a damn good Day!


caseman68 53M
21 posts
12/9/2009 10:05 am

Down between your legs
Teasing with my tongue
I reach up around
Gently sqeeze your buns
Your playing with my cock
It's feeling mighty good
Holy cow!
Take a look!
You've turned it into wood!

Oh throw a leg!
Climb on board!
Ride me up and down!
Then a little later
We can turn around
Doggy style for awhile
Maybe in the butt?
After you have cum twice
I can bust a nut!


spwildbill77 63M  
83 posts
12/9/2009 9:23 am

To the tune of Hark, the Herald Angels sing

Mark and Harold made her sing
"Glory - two nice manly things!"
Please one first, no mercy, child
God, the other's wrecking wild.

Joy is full of manly size
joined in triumuph 'tween her thighs
With Angel, the host proclaims
My three holes won't be the same

Mark and Harold, Angel, three
Globbing on the new cum queen.


rm_hrnyhw4u 67F
1 post
12/9/2009 9:06 am

post 2166056 naughty carol contest

Twas the night before christmas
I was horny as could be.
Just laying here wondering
What santa would leave under the tree.
So horny was I
That i got out my toys.
Was fucking myself
When i heard such a noise.
I ran from my bed
Bare ass naked as hell
What i saw was santa ringing the bell.
I know you are horny
I'll fix you up right.
Cause you are gonna be happy
Santa cock you will have tonight.
He started at the top
and worked like a pro.
He didn't stop
Till he got to my toes.
He licked at my clit
Till i told him to stop.
I wanted his cock
Before i exploded and popped.
He rammed his cock
As deep as could be.
We both came together
And stars I could see.
As santa departed
my eyes full of glee'
I knew exactly what santa
Had left under my tree.


rm_sugarymagic 56F
1 post
12/9/2009 8:23 am

SNOW DRIFTING FROM THE TORRID SKIES
SHE TURNED IN HER BED AND WONDERED WHY
ALONE COLD AND WET FOR SOMEONES DICK
SHE BOOTED HER COMPUTOR AND TSdates.com QUICK
SHE GAZED AT THE COCKS HOW BIG AND THICK
AND STARTED TO DROOL, HER LIPS SHE DID LICK
SLOWLY SHE SPREADS HER THIGHS AND WILLS HER LEGS TO PART
SLIPS HER HAND TO HER ACHY WET PUSSY
AND MASTERBATES WITH HEART
MOANS AND WHITHERS BEGININGING TO GRIND
HOW SHE WISHED A MAN SHE WOULD FIND
TO SLAP HER HARD AND FAST AND GROUND IN HIS PRICK
TO MAKE HER SCREAM AND FORCE HER LEGS TO KICK
TIED HER TO A BED AND LEAVE HER FULLY SATISFIED
THIS IS HER CHRISTMAS WISH TO SANTA THIS NIGHT
PUMPS UP HER WAISTE AND SEES HIS BIG THROBBING COCK
SHE GAZES AT SAINT NICK AND FEELS HIS BALLS BEGIN TO KNOCK
HER PUSSY SHE DID TIGHTEN AND TWIST IN ALL GLORY
AS SHE RODE DEAR OLE SAINT NICK FOR HER EROTIC CHRISTMAS STORY.


Caliente200983 37M
1 post
12/9/2009 6:16 am

On the first day of Christmas my other lover gave to me a dildo to fuck myself..

On the second day of christmas my other lover gave to me 2 porn movies and a
dildo to fuck myself.

On the third day of Christmas my other lover gave to me 3 French cocks, 2 porn movies and a dildo to fuck myself..

On the fourth day of Christmas my other lover gave to me 4 cum shots, 3 French cocks, 2 porn movies and a dildo to fuck myself.

On the fifth day of Christmas my other lover gave to me 5 cock rings, 4 cum shots, 3 French cock, 2 porn movies and dildo to fuck myself..

On the sixth day of Christmas my other lover gave to me 6 kind of herpies, 5 cock rings, 4 cum shots, 3 French cocks, 2 porn movies and a dildo to fuck myself..

On the seventh day of Christmas my other lover gave to me seven fucks a night, 6 kind of herpies, 5 cock rings, 4 cum shots, 3 French cocks, 2 porn movies and a dildo to fuck myself.

On the eighth day of Christmas my other lover gave to me 8 wet pussies, seven fucks a night, 6 kinds of herpies, 5 cock rings, 4 cum shots, 3 French cocks, 2 porn movies and dildo to fuck myself.....

Lalalalalalalalalalalala

Merry Christmas and Happy New year


1shavenpus 46M/43F
1 post
12/9/2009 5:22 am

Its was the night before christmas I was all alone
My hubby was at work and i had lost me phone
I got out the PC along with my breasts
Opened up the webcam to see who liked my chest

It was not long before someone had a glance
I looked at him and thought this could be romance
He had a nice big cock and asked if i would have it
I got out a toy it was my best friend RABBIT

I saw where he lived and asked him to pop round
Within 5 minutes he had my knickers down
We stripped each other off and i went for a ride
On the hour mark he cum inside

I heard the front door open and then shut
My hubby was home and looked at me and said you slut
He dropped his trouser down and put his cock inside
And asked the other man if he had a good ride

They both took it in turns for the rest of the night
It was the best sex i have had in my life
Now we are all freinds and saturday is great
I get my hubby and our new mate.


bliss499 59F

12/9/2009 4:42 am

The holly and the ivy,
are both whores full grown
Of all the trolls that are in the wood
only holly’s breast’s hang down
O the rising of the bum’s
And the running of the beer
The playing with men’s organs
Sweet swinging of the choir

The holly bears her bosoms
As white as lily flower
And Mary blows sweet Jesus Christ
To be our sultry Saviour
O the rising of the bum’s
And the running of the beer
The playing with men’s organ’s
Sweet swinging of the choir

The holly bears her cherry
As any good girl would
And Mary blow’s sweet Jesus Christ
To do poor sinners good
O the rising of the bum’s
And the running of the beer
The playing with men’s organ’s
Sweet swinging of the choir

The holly bares to a prick
As sweet as any shorn;
And Mary blow’s sweet Jesus Christ
On Christmas Day in the morn.
O the rising of the bum’s
And the running of the beer
The playing with men’s organ’s
Sweet swinging of the choir

The holly bears for a lark
to a prick with just one ball
And Mary blow’s sweet Jesus Christ
and shows it on cam to all.
O the rising of the bum’s
And the running of the beer
The playing with men’s organ’s
Sweet swinging of the choir

The holly and the ivy
Now both are whores well known,
Of all the troll’s that are in the wood,
only holly can ware the crown.
O the rising of the bum’s
And the running of the beer
The playing with men’s organ’s
Sweet swinging of the choir


rm_asslover6699 49M
1 post
12/9/2009 2:36 am

A special dinner, That's what he set out to do. To show her how special she was, To show her his love was true.

A candle light dinner, He made for them to eat. Looking deep into her eyes, Their souls did meet.

After they ate dinner, To the couch they did retire. Curled up together with a movie, And the sweet glow of a fire.

So relaxed and content, A feeling of heavenly bliss. On the back of her neck, He placed a sweet soft kiss.

It sent a shiver down her spine, And she turned and held him tight. Whispering softly in his ear, Make love to me all night.

He said I'll be right back, As he got up off the couch. Into his bedroom he went, Then pulled out a pouch.

He pulled out rose pedals, And laid them all over the bed. Hundreds of rose pedals, White, yellow, pink and red.


sex69talk 63F
118 posts
12/8/2009 11:40 pm

Santa Claus is cumming to town
He knows when you’ve been slutty
He knows when you’ve sucked cock
He stroked his dick as you drank cum
His prick hard as a rock

O! You better watch out!
Santa’s horny like hell
Mrs. Claus took off
With Old Tinker Bell
Santa Claus is cumming to town

He’ll go down your chimney
And push up your skirt
When he licks your pussy
He’ll make you squirt
Santa Claus is cumming to town

O! You better watch out!
Santa needs a good fuck
He craves a wet pussy
And wants his cock sucked
Santa Claus is cumming to town

He’ll take out his rod
And beg for a lick
He’ll fuck you like crazy
With his long unused dick

O! You better watch out!
Santa has a huge load
When he fills you up
You might just explode
Santa Claus is cumming to town


MRSWEETSTICK1979 42M

12/8/2009 10:49 pm

---JINGLE BELLS XXX---
BROWSING THOUGH THE HO'Z.
IN A BEAT UP FRIEGHTLINER TRUCK.
THROUGH THE PROFILES I GO,LAUGHING ALL THE WAY,HA,HA,HA.
E-MAILS ABOUT GETTING LAID,HOPE THEY DONT WEAR A RING.
THEN FOR SURE ILL HAVE ONE HELL OF AN EROTIC NIGHT.
OH SUCK MY BALLS.
SUCK MY BALLS,STROKE MY BIG FAT COCK.
WHAT FUN IT IS TO HOOK UP WITH A DIFFERENT GIRL EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.
OH SUCK MY BALLS.
SUCK MY BALLS,STROKE MY BIG FAT COCK.
OH WHAT FUN IT WOULD BE TO RIDE THAT GIRL,I BET SHE'S A GREAT LAY.
OH SUCK MY BALLS.
SUCK MY BALLS,STROKE MY BIG FAT COCK.
I JUST MET THIS CHICK TODAY,I THINK SHE'LL GO ALL THE WAY.
SHE ASKED DO YOU LAST LONG IN BED,I SAID GIRL I'LL DO YOU RIGHT.
OH SUCK MY BALLS.
SUCK MY BALLS,STROKE MY BIG FAT COCK.
SOO WEAR YOU SEXIEST LINGERE,AND I'LL LOOK OUT OF SIGHT.
OH WHAT FUN IT WILL BE TO FUCK ALL THROUGH THE DAY.HEY
OH SUCK MY BALLS.
SUCK MY BALLS,WE'RE GONNA CUM ALL NIGHT.
AND DO IT AGAIN THE VERY NEXT DAY.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE.


sichuevos 47M
1 post
12/8/2009 10:43 pm

I Don't Care to See Your Cock

Sung to the tune of the Ukranian Bells Carol.

-----

Check out my cock,
blah, blah, blah cock,
Please, let me say
your pic's kinda gay.
The Contest is here,
Vee, Two point Oh,
for young and old,
meek and the bold.

Too.. Much.. Ding.. Dong..

Here is your schlong,
great, another one,
Why do you bring,
all of this ween?
I seem to think,
Men prefer pink,
Not pics of cocks,
complete with rocks.

Oh, how they look,
hairy, and crook'd,
It's overkill,
we've had our fill.
Yet gaily you bring,
your buckets of peen.
Your last shot at "game?"
Your dick? No fame.

Scary, scary, scary, scary Contest!
Scary, scary, scary, scary Contest!

Yet, on they send.
Seems, without end.
Their fucked-up bone,
to every home.

Too.. Much.. Ding.. Dong..

-----

sichuevos


CentralCAPumper 48M  
70 posts
12/8/2009 8:43 pm

The Twelve Sex Days of Christmas

The first day of Christmas my virgin gave to me,
Her tight pussy in a sex swing.

The second day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
Two blue balls
And her pussy in a sex swing.

The sixth day of Christmas my sex slave gave to me
Six blondes for a layin
Five gold cock rings
Four callin whores
Three vibrating eggs
Two Blue Balls
And her loosened pussy in a sex swing

The ninth day of Christmas my bitch gave to me
Nine bare titty dancers dancin
Eight maids cock milkin
Seven cum facials a drippin
Six blondes for a layin
Five gold cock rings
Four callin whores
Three vibrating eggs
Two Blue Balls
And her aching pussy in a sex swing

The twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve penis pumps a pumpin
Eleven red headed cock suckers suckin
Ten Nubian asses for a fuckin.
Nine bare titty dancers dancin
Eight maids cock milkin
Seven cum facials a drippin
Six blondes for a layin
Five gold cock rings
Four callin whores
Three vibrating eggs
Two Blue Balls
And her worn out pussy in a sex swing


easilytempted38 55F

12/8/2009 7:18 pm

Passion Baby aka Santa Baby

Passion baby, slip your stiff cock in my ass, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Passion baby, and hurry down to the hotel tonight

Passion baby, an out-of-space dildo too, light blue
I'll light it up for you
Passion baby, and hurry down to the hotel tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
Sp please check out my profile
Boo doo bee doo

Passion cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the beads
inserted into the ass of mine
Passion cutie, and hurry down to the hotel tonight

Cum and trim my pussy for me
With some warm natural cream
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo

Passion baby, forgot to mention one little thing, discreet
I don't want my play time to end
Passion baby, and hurry down to the hotel tonight


rm_AmberHun 32F
2 posts
12/8/2009 7:03 pm

My pussy aches this Christmas Eve.
it hungers for a juicy treat.
I'll suck your rod till it get hard,
If you just give me the meat.

Bang me real good you horny man,
do me slow, hard and deep.
I'll scream here comes Santa Clause,
and your load my snatch will keep.


Greytome 37M
18 posts
12/8/2009 6:55 pm

Done to "Deck the Halls"

Deck the halls with KY jelly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be frisky
Don we now some hot apparel
To engage in acts most feral.

See the throbbing cock before you.
Stripping clothes off right on cue.
Follow me in horny measure.
While I probe your glistening treasure.

Screw away - the old year passes.
Hail the new year, lads and lasses
Fuck we joyous, all together.
Wearing nothing - well, maybe leather.

anyone on yahoo?


owe81or2 50M/47F
1 post
12/8/2009 6:32 pm

Missy the two bit christmas whore to the melody of rudolph

Missy the two bit christmas Whore
was always down on her knees
and if you ever saw her
you would say she aims to please

All of the other christmas whores
used to call her slut and bitch
if only they knew the real truth
she would take it anyway it fits

then one sexy winter night
with her panties around her knees
santa gave her quite a sight
stuffed his cock with all his might

now she is so close to cumming
and santa's gonna blow his load
he fucked her tight wet little pussy
like the farm was being sold

his balls slapped off her tiny ass
glistening with sweat
santa your just so damn bad
just sit back i'll make you glad

this is the end of our story
hope you get a christmas whore
and fuck her like the fat red bastard
make her cum and scream for more
make her cum and scream for more


us4fun60682 61M/53F
15 posts
12/8/2009 6:00 pm

Dashing through the snow
On a one cock open sleigh
Over the tits we go
Fucking all the way
Bells on tits ring
Making Christmas bright
Oh what fun it is to ride on
His big fat cock tonight.

Oh, tingling balls, tingling balls
Tingling all night long
That's what they do
When I see my bitch
In her favorite thong.
Tingling balls, tingling balls
Tingling all night long
That's what they do
When I see my bitch
In her favorite thong.

A day or two ago
I thought I'd give her a try
And soon that bitch I talked about
Was seated by my side
My cock was thick and hard
Her pussy dripping wet
We got into a bed of pillows
And fucked until we sweat.

Oh, tingling balls, tingling balls
tingling all night long
That's what they do
When I see my bitch
In her favorite thong.
Tingling balls, tingling balls
tingling all night long
That's what they do
When I see my bitch
In her favorite thong.

Tingling balls, tingling balls
tingling all night long
That's what they do
When I see my bitch
In her favorite thong.
Tingling balls, tingling balls
tingling all night long
That's what they do
When I see my bitch
In her favorite thong.


4PlayFunguy69 62M
3 posts
12/8/2009 5:05 pm

(Done to Frosty the Snowman)

Frosty, an ice queen, she did appear to be
With a high neck top and ankle length skirt
No skin for us to see.
Frosty was her glare, a look that said no way
She was cold as snow but the swingers know
How she came to life one day.

There must have been some magic
In those handcuffs she was bound
For when saw the three nude men
Her moans began to sound

Oh Frosty she wasn’t
As she begged for more and more
As her clothes came off she took control
And she rocked us to the core!

Frosty no more,
She called up a couple of her friends
She took turns sucking on all of our cocks
Until her friends showed up!
Into the room
Her girlfriends did sashey
Tossing off their clothes and going to her
It was lesbian sex hurray!

The girls were taking turns eating pussy
Or fondling each others tits
And it was so erotic just watching all that
It was giving our cocks the fits!
Oh that’s when it happened
The girls invited us to join
And in just a moment we each picked one
And we connected at the loins!

Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Look at Frosty go
Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
She no longer says no!


rm_MRMOMwith2 51M
1 post
12/8/2009 2:35 pm

Twas the night before Christmas the whole family was here even my half brother Johnny the queer, we were all sitting, stoned on the couch when we heard such a clatter,I sprang of my bitch just before I splatter, what to my stoned eyes appeared from out of the chimney,a fat lil bastard with a six pack of beer,it was old Saint Nick strokin his dick,not at what we'd invision with Mother in prison and Father in jail, and my lil sister on the corner singing holy pussy for sale,filling the stockings with rubbers and beer and a big hairy dildo for Johnny the queer, all as he said as he flew outta site...Piss on you all it's been a hell of a night


4fun4usand4u 41M/41F

12/8/2009 2:18 pm

Where is the mind wandering??

Santa baby, slip a finger in my pussy, for me
I've been an awful bad girl
Santa baby, and hurry up and fuck me tonight
Santa baby, an out-of-space vibrator too, light blue
I'll warm up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry up and fuck me tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the tits that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so bad
I want to fuck your big-ass dick
You doo mee doo
Santa honey, I wanna cock and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an bad girl all year
Santa baby, and hurry up and fuck me tonight
Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the dick
In that pussy of mine
Santa cutie, and hurry up and fuck me tonight
Santa baby, I'm fucking my pussy with toys, it's moist
Blow your load on my tits
Santa baby, and hurry up and fuck me tonight
Cum and fuck my pussy please
Missionary or put me on my knees
I really want to fuck you
Let's see if you can stick it in me
You doo mee doo
Santa baby, forgot to mention one vibrating thing, a ring
I don't mean a cell phone
Santa baby, and hurry up and fuck me tonight
Hurry up and fuck me tonight
Hurry up and fuck me tonight.


rm_2fools4more 54M/48F
244 posts
12/8/2009 2:18 pm

to the tune of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾

You better watch out
And not be dry
You better be wet
I知 telling you why

My big cock is coming tonight

Its getting so hard
It wants to come twice
If your real good
It might come thrice

My big cock is coming tonight

Don稚 care if your are sleeping
Don稚 care if your alert
Prefer you to be bad not good
And take my cum for your dessert

So.. You better watch out
And not be dry
You better be wet
I知 telling you why

My big cock is coming tonight

Vibrating butt plugs
Porn on TV
Ill pleasure you
And you pleasure me

My big cock is coming tonight

Blow up dolls
That moan and coo
Always on call
And crazy for you

My big cock is coming tonight

My cock in mouth and pussy
For that you never pass
For double penetration
We really need your ass

oh.. You better watch out
And not be dry
You better be wet
I知 telling you why

My big cock is coming
My big cock is coming
My big cock is coming
tonight

This is 2fools4more amp mr2fls profile, free to read, pvt to mail
.
Find us in Scots Corner for a chat
.
Read our TESTIMONIALS here
.
.
.


4fun4usand4u 41M/41F

12/8/2009 2:16 pm

Here's another:

Tug on my balls and stroke my wood,
To get me to ex-plode;
You know the way,
You like to play,
To get that creamy load, oh!
Tug on my balls and stroke my wood,
Oh, how well you blow!
You get on your knees,
And know how to tease,
Around and around you go.

Tug on my balls and stroke my wood,
That's the way you play;
Oh how you sing,
'Give me that thing'
Hurrah for this joyous day-ay!
Tug on my balls and stroke my wood,
What else can I say!
Cum all over the place,
With some on your face!
For this joyous day.


4fun4usand4u 41M/41F

12/8/2009 2:14 pm

That's the Jingle Ball Rock!

Jingle ball, jingle ball, jingle balls rock
Jingle balls swing and jingle balls ring
Making and blowing up loads of fun
Now the jingle fuck has begun

Jingle ball, jingle ball, jingle balls rock
Jingle balls chime in jingle ball time
Fucking and cumming in Jingle Ball Square
In the dairy aire.

What a bright time, it's the right time
To fuck the night away
Jingle ball time is an all time
To go gliding in a tight hole, hey!
Giddy-up jingle balls, pick up the beat
Jingle below the cock
Slap and a-mingle in the jingling heat
That's the jingle ball,
That's the jingle ball,
That's the jingle ball cock.


Mikeyloves2692 51M
1 post
12/8/2009 2:10 pm

Tart the hairless angel sings, .
Glory holes are my favorite things.
Piece of ass, I am very wild,
God I'm a sinner there no denial.


4fun4usand4u 41M/41F

12/8/2009 2:03 pm

Good Luck!

#2: You know the tune lol
Frosty the Facial was a jolly happy load,
He covered her mouth and covered her nose,
But missed the eyes as told.
Frosty the Facial was a fairy tale, they say,
He was made from sperm and the women
Know how he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that
Way she gobbled dick down,
For when he came upon her face,
He began to dance around!
O, Frosty the Facial
Was as much as he could be,
And the women say he could laugh
And play just the same for two or three.
Drippity drip drip,
Drippity drip drip,
Look how Frosty goes.
Drippity drip drip,
Drippity drip drip,
Onto her face he flows.

Frosty the Facial knew
The sex was hot that day,
So he said, "Let's run and
We'll have more fun
Now before I get licked away."
Down on her face,
From a big dick he did cum,
Flying here and there,
Without a care, saying
Catch me if you can.
He flowed straight down her face
Right from her forehead top.
And never paused a moment when
He heard her holler "Don't Stop!"
For Frosty the Facial
Had to hurry on his way,
He was licked goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry,
I'll be back again some day."
Drippity drip drip,
Drippity drip drip,
Look how Frosty goes.
Drippity drip drip,
Drippity drip drip,
Onto her face he flows.


GeneSparrow 32M
1 post
12/8/2009 12:57 pm

Let's make a porno for Christmas.
Smile while I'm smacking that ass.
Oh, let's make a porno for Christmas.
Let's show all the neighbors we're bad.

I'll handcuff you to our bed frame
(while somebody else films me)
I'll make you scream and moan my name
(while somebody else films me)

I'll tease your pussy till it drips
I'll feed to it my rock hard dick
Then I'll cum between your lips
(while somebody else films me)

Babe, let's make a porno for Christmas
Ride me, but look at the cam.
Let's make a porno for Christmas
I'll show you how kinky I am.


-KarmalLatte


rm_skycherry 69F
1 post
12/8/2009 12:45 pm

Oh cum all ye faithless
Cupfuls and triumphant
Oh cum ye oh cum ye
to beths little quim

cum and explore me
hold me on the settee
oh cum ye oh cum yet
but later on

faster and faster
harder and harder
Oh come let us explore me
until I groan/


thefunn1 36M
1 post
12/8/2009 12:39 pm

jingle balls jingle balls jingle all the way oh whats fun it is 2 ride my 10inch dic with one hoe on my slay jingle balls jingle balls jingle all the way oh whats fun it is 2 ride my 10inch dic with one hoe on my slay
Dashing thru the snow with one hoe on my slay oh to the bed we go cumin all the way bed post ringing making spirits bright what fun it is to cum every single night
jingle balls jingle balls jingle all the way oh whats fun it is 2 ride my 10inch dic with one hoe on my slay jingle balls jingle balls jingle all the way oh whats fun it is 2 ride my 10inch dic with one hoe on my slay


4fun4usand4u 41M/41F

12/8/2009 11:41 am

We have about 8 of these entries, all original(so we've not found otherwise) and we've not looked at the other entries yet. Good Luck!

#1
To the tune of Feliz Navidad:
Felix and his friend, Felix and his friend,
Felix and his friend, Are here for anal and fellatio
Felix and his friend, Felix and his friend,
Felix and his friend, Are here for anal and fellatio

They wanna tag-team her in a threesome
They wanna tag-team her in a threesome
They wanna tag-team her in a threesome
With their cocks oh so hard


bliss499 59F

12/8/2009 11:38 am

Cum they told me, and rub that pum pum pum
A new porn King to see, and rub pum pum pum
Our finest tits we bring, and rub pum pum pum
To lay before the King, and rub pum pum pum,
rub pum pum pum, rub pum pum pum,

So to whore with Him, and rub pum pum pum,
When we cum.

Luscious Baby, and rub pum pum pum
I am a whore toy too, and rub pum pum pum
I have no quim to bring, and rub pum pum pum
That's fit to give the porn King, and rub pum pum pum,
rub pum pum pum, rub pum pum pum,

Shall I play for you, and rub pum pum pum,
watch me cum ?

Mary swallowed, and rub pum pum pum
The babe and troll kept time, and pum pum pum
I played with my cum for Him, and rub pum pum pum
I played my brest for Him, and rub pum pum pum,
rub pum pum pum, rub pum pum pum,

Then He smiled at me, and rub my pum pum pum
Me and my cum.

my version of the little drummer boy

bliss499


abuousef 42M  
1 post
12/8/2009 11:25 am

every day on my bed
I fuck you i suck you
thats how i know you go on

far across da distance and spaces between us
i'll come to fuck you so haaaaaard

near...far.... where ever you are
I beleive that the distance go onnnn

once more you open your door( pussy)
and your here on my dick go onnnnn ...

hehehe


Stars12Dong 50M
165 posts
12/8/2009 10:04 am

Deck The Halls(XXX Version)
Hum on my Balls with Boughs of Holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Let me see some Tits and Ass to make it more Jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Put on a Red G-String and Leather Apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Start strokin' my Dong while still hummin' this Carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

One more Stroke and I'll be Sing the Highest Note,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
That last Stroke just made us Float,
Fa la la la la, la la la La!

Have A Merry XXXmas!

+star+


AussieDream 45M/43F
1 post
12/8/2009 9:54 am

Theme of Jingle Bells....... (all together now )!!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Swing and Tell" Swing and Tell" TSdates.com all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride, a wife with the husband's say........!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........
"Swing and Tell" "Swing and Tell" tell the neighbours and the hot wife
Thank you so much TSdates.com for the time of my life!!


rm_francogarza 36M
33 posts
12/8/2009 8:56 am

Vaya que hay comentarios y chavas wapas.

Si deseas tenerme cerca, sueña con LIVElulas COMestibles MXicanas.


rm_up4itallnwks 62M
9 posts
12/8/2009 8:25 am

sung to the tune of, "little drummer boy"

come, she told me,
real deep in my bum.
i have an itch to scratch,
real deep in my bum.
you've pounded hard my snatch,
now i wanta cum,
with your cock deep in me,
where poopie comes from,
deep in my bum, deep in my bum....

so, i flipped her 'round,
and slipped her some lube.
one finger, then it's twin,
i fondled her boob,
her butt was loving it,
but still wanted more.
i slipped my cock all in,
deep in her back door,
in her back door, till i was sore....

so, to honor sex,
i gave her my best.
i musta done ok,
as good as the rest.
cause now she wants me back,
my penis is blessed,
just got my invite to her
christmas fuck-fest,
christmas fuck-fest,
christmas fuck-fest....

merry christmas everybody!

me


muff_diver_1976 45M
4 posts
12/8/2009 5:25 am

JINGLE BELL!JINGLE BELL
GIRLS ALL THE WAY!
SANTACLAUS FIND ME ONE!
WHO WANNA TAKES ME AWAY!
HEY JINGLE BELL!JINGLE BELL!
WITH WHOM I CAN FUCK!
THANKING YOU! THANKING YOU!
AND PRAISING MY LUCK!
HEY JINGLE BELL!JINGLE BELL!
COCK IS STANDING LIKE A TREE!
GET ME LAID!GET ME LAID!
WHO IS TOTALLY FREE!
WE WILL PLAY!WE WILL PLAY!
IN HER HOUSE ON HER OPEN TERRACE!
I WILL FUCK ! I WILL PLAY!
WITH HER PUSSY AND HER ROUND ASS!
HEY SANTACLAUS ! SANTACLAUS!
DONT FELL ALONE AND SAD!
IF U WISH ! IF U CHOSE!
YOU CAN ALSO BE ON THE BED!
WE WILL PLAY MFM!WE WILL PLAY THE GAME!
THINK TILL 21ST AND LATER PLEASE DONT BLAME!
I WILL WRITE!I WILL WRITE!
I WANNA BE A WRITER!
THANKS FOR THE CHANCE!THANKS FOR THE SITE!
THANK YOU TSdates.com!


hornyrasta1969 52M/50F  
5 posts
12/8/2009 3:21 am

silent wife
holy fright
all was calm
all was right
kidz are sleeping dont make a sound
but wife is moan-ning with every pound
getting louder and lou-der
pumping in heavenly bliss


xXxgrn_eyezxXx 36F  
3 posts
12/8/2009 2:53 am

couple swingers, single minglers
very scantily clad
in the air
theres a feeling
of christmas
doms a spanking
asses taking
donning leather and lace
and near every fogged window you'll hear...

harder now, oh god wow
its christmas time in the city
lick it good, get on that wood
soon it will be christmas day!

so romantic,
vanilla tantric
a flavor for everyone
whether you like it
soft or more gently

tied up tightly
toys glow brightly
as theyre getting to work
and near every fogged window you'll hear...

harder now, oh god wow
its christmas time in the city
lick it good, get on that wood
soon it will be christmas day!


r_u_creus 46M
16 posts
12/8/2009 2:45 am

Twas the night before Christmas, we were alone in the house
My hands were running crazy underneath her blouse.
My cock hung, shaved, and bare
In hopes that she too would soon would be there.

The children were passed out, already in their bed,
While mom and dad trading off giving each other head.
Mamma was naked wearing nothing but a santa cap,
And had just fucked out my brains - now it's time for a nap!

I went to the bathroom to relieve my bladder,
I heard a noise, so I went to see what was the matter.
I ran naked to the kitchen doing the 50 yard flash,
Along came my wife with her wet dripping snatch.

Everything seemed fine, so I grabbed an ice cold beer
When I spotted a sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer.
And a drunken old man playing with his dick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.

Buzzed and horny he whistled, shouted, and called them by name -
after petting his eight reindeer, he finally came!

"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
Comet! Cupid! Donner and Blitzen -
Come on boys - Let's get the hell outta here,
people around these parts will think we are queer!"

And then, Santa grabbed my wife and headed for the roof
Their moaning was drowned out by the pawing of each little hoof.
As I lowered my head, and was turning around,
I saw St nick and the elves had my wife bound.

His clothes were all dirty, covered in soot
But is cock was so big - it was nearly a foot!
As He turned my wife over and flung her on her back,
He looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
He was treating my wife like she still had a cherry!
His bearded little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
As he ate out her pussy and played down below.

The head of his cock she slid past her teeth,
Her lips puckered in a tight circle - just like a wreath.
He was excited and rubbed on his big round belly,
Then he blew his load in her mouth, like a bowlful of jelly!

After he was done, turned my wife over to an elf
So I decided I better get some of that for myself!
My wife quickly dropped to her knees to give me head,
Soon she swallowed my load and we both climbed in bed.

St Nick got dressed, happy with his work,
grateful that he got to cum, not needing to jerk.
He said good night - I've got to bang more ho's
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And said "my cock is still throbbing - it's more like a missle!"
But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
"Can't wait to visit next year - Damn that pussy was TIGHT!"


hornyrasta1969 52M/50F  
5 posts
12/8/2009 2:18 am

jingle bells my cock swells when i get some head
oh wat fun it is to have a guy and gurl suck it

hey jingle bells my cock swells when i get some head
so why dont you suck it too then we can get to it

humping on the floor shes dwn on alll fours
he got his cock and stroking it as she just licks on it
i'm fucking her tight ass and sucking on his dick
i feel him pressing into me with his gaigantic dick
hey
jingle bells my cock swells when i'm hitting it
hes up my ass shes cumming fast and i dont want to quit
jingle bells my cock swells when i'm getting layed
bring it on bi hard-ons so we all can hitt iiiiiittttttttt
.....merry humping xxx-mas.....


hornyrasta1969 52M/50F  
5 posts
12/7/2009 11:56 pm

t'was the night b4 xmas, all through my mouth
her pussy was dripping, as i probe in and out
a cock harding arroma, so sweet on the lips
a mouth watering pussy, bucks wildly as i lick
slippin my tounge in, and flicking it about
tasting sweet juices, as she fucks my hungry mouth
slipping my cock in, all the way to the hilt
feelin her legs shake, as i pump and i quake
both building up speed, and both feeling the need
to cum and fuck till we have had enuff
....merry fucking horny x-mas....


mattchristensen 44M
1 post
12/7/2009 11:27 pm

To 'Away in a Manger'

In mags or on film, from dark until morn
I spend my nights looking at nothing but porn
I beat my meat daily, at least ten times it's true
I e'en got off right here, just looking at you


usnyalln08 65M/65F
5 posts
12/7/2009 11:22 pm

Twas the night before Christmas
and in the hot tub,
6 naked couples just from the swing club.

6 raging hard-ons could be seen there,
from staring at 5 shaved pussies,
and a blonde one with hair.

I popped open the champagne
and filled everyone glass,
3 bottles later, I was banging a sweet ass.

Oh fuck me, Oh bang me, go faster she screamed.
I slammed into her pussy,
just as she creamed.

Her pussy was hot and wet as hell,
my balls were swelling,
and I said, "Oh well,

I'm cumming so suck
and you damn well better swallow."
I dump my before she could holler.

Thanks to Santa leaving
a stocking full of VIAGRA,
we had more fucking than the rooms in Niagra.

All over the hose there was such a clatter,
if beds springs got broken,
to no one did it matter.

Cum Debbie, cum Tanya, cum tiny Maria,
cum Donna, cum Bettie, and finally Sophia.

My dick was like steel
that sex filled night.
I finished fucking under the tree
with my own dear, sweet wife.


segsi4you 39M
52 posts
12/7/2009 11:19 pm

Last Christmas I spread out her legs
And the very next thing my cock went straight in
This year to keep my cock clear
I'll make sure to wear protection

Once infected and twiced lied
I hold my money but she just caught my eye
Tell me, baby, are you really clean?
Well, it really seems you'll just surprise me.

$100 dollars(whisper), I'll get the hotel ready
With a jacuzzi hot and waiting as a setting
Now I know what a fool I’ve been
But if you stroked me now, I know I’d do it again

Last Christmas I paid for some sex
And the very next day my pee was not ok
This year to keep my nuts here
I’ll make sure to wear protection.


gentlemannfreak 50M
2 posts
12/7/2009 10:15 pm

To the music of The Christmas Song

My nuts loaded with liquid fire,
Her pussy dripping on her toes,
Both of us expressing our deepest desire,
Her taking it in all 3 holes.

Everybody knows when you池e horny its anything goes,
Even holes that might sometimes be too tight.
Tiny twat being spread by my pole
I don稚 think she値l sleep at all tonight.

She knows that I always get my way,
I値l use every trick and toy whenever we play.
And every position she will try,
Even if uncomfortable and she starts to cry.

And so I知 pumping my sticky glaze,
In every hole, not just one or two,
Although she値l been done many times, many ways,
I still let you do her too!!


gentlemannfreak 50M
2 posts
12/7/2009 9:37 pm

Twas the night before Christmas, we were alone in the house,
The only creature stirring, was my trouser mouse.
Her stockings were fishnet, her pussy all bare,
In hopes that Sir Dickolas soon would be there.

No children around, just us in the bed
While sugary cum bubbled, as she gave me head.
Mamma was on her knees, her face in my lap,
Our minds were on fucking, to hell with a nap.

When out in the yard, we heard quite a clatter,
Our drunk neighbor Jim, tripped on his ladder.
I hollered out the window, and told him “come fast”,
Mamma flashed him her tits, he was there in a dash.

Mamma was horny, she wanted to cum quick,
She thought that was possible, now having two dicks.
She stroked one and sucked one, feeling balls getting full,
So harder and harder on both did she pull.

“Flip me and fuck me! Make me your whore!!
Call all your friends because I’m needing more!!!”
I grabbed for my cell, then texted my friends,
I guess by now you know how this ends.

53 people were fucking, in that orgy delight,
For all who were there, twas the Merriest Night!!


hornyrasta1969 52M/50F  
5 posts
12/7/2009 9:32 pm

tune of :come all yee faithfull...

cum all yee bi guys
cum up in our asses
oh cum all you bi-iii guys to our place tonight
here she will suck you as i pound in ur ass

ooh we will just love to
have you up in my ass
whist i'm pumping pussy
so wet and hot tonight

you wont want to leave
until the mornnnnnnning brreaks
if your able to that is
cause we will want more and more

so if you think want to
send us an emaiiiil
and we will answer proooomtly
yes we do answer promtly
we'll invite to out network
and we can work things out

..... HO HO HO.....
....MERRY HUMMPING X-RATED X-MAS....
...TOO ONE AND ALL A HORNY GOOD NIGHT...


hornyrasta1969 52M/50F  
5 posts
12/7/2009 8:36 pm

[image]
my re-written version of
"hey santa clause you cunt"
by K B W

hay santa clause you cunt wheres your fucking cock
i unwrapped all your under stuff and theres fuck all that i like
i wrote you hot as letters and i came on your pics twice
and all i asked for xmas was you to suck and fuck alnight

this dildo set and lube up kit is not wat we asked for
to suck and fuck on your fat cock is wat we really up for
but that little thing between your legs wat the fuck is dat
i bet the fucking elves up there are 100 times bigger then that

but its not just me who angry my poor wife was wanting more
but boyo boy was she pissed off when her fingers grabbed fuck all
so on your way back to where u came we'll figure this one out
so to all a hony-xmas and to all a great fuck tonight...
.....HO HO HO MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS.....


richard36192 49M  
1 post
12/7/2009 7:30 pm

It's christmas the month of me being santa claus,Who's been naughty or nice I'm just going to be the boss,The manager of this dick that will point a new direction,It doesn't discriminate any race black or mexican,I'm here to give a solid powerful new toy,And I'm a big black male who's been called a big boy, But I'm a man that tear some shit up like a hurricane,And all you going to enjoy is some pleaser and pain,Make you sing like an american idol,And the best novel you'll read in a bio,It sizzles steaming like a yellow stone national park,And I'm pumping that pussy with a steel heart,As a generator with a 4 stroke motor,I'll be your plummer rooter with a 4 cam rotor,I'll give you a fuck that you'll never forget,Making sure that pussy gets nice and wet,Going deep like a major construction site,This santa will make sure everything will be allright,Here's something that you ladies can believe,You can get this package on christmas eve,So if you're interested in fullfilling your fantasy,And you don't care if this shit is so nasty,Just call a thick black brother 36192,That's me richard and I'll be coming to you,


mountainfun2315 43M/43F
1 post
12/7/2009 7:19 pm

Blue-ball christmas

I'll have a blue-ball christmas without you
I'll be so nut-clinched just thinkin' about you
Nut-bustings of white all over your face
It won't be the same dear, till I'm put in my place

And when those white cumdrops start fallin'
That's when my wife's girlfriends start callin'
She'll be doin allright with her face full of white
So i don't have a blue, blue-balled christmas


1Sexymech1 60M
4 posts
12/7/2009 7:08 pm

"Later on,
we'll perspire,
as we fuck,
by the fire..."

T'was the nigh before Christmas,
when all through the house,
everyone felt shitty,
even the mouse!

With mom at the whorehouse,
and dad smoking grass,
I just settled down,
for a nice piece of ass!

When all of a sudden,
I heard a big yell,
he dropped down the chimney,
the fat fucker fell!

His red and white costume,
was all black with soot,
he scratched his big ass and,
came out with the loot.

For my devil my mother,
came a sheer thong,
and for my queer brother,
a red bowed big schlong.

He noticed me and asked,
"where's my cookie?"
I shrugged by big shoulders,
"I'm here just for nookie!"

He laughed and bletched loudly,
and buckled and shrunk,
I knew right away,
that St. Nick was so drunk!

He brought out a huge bong for,
my brother named Lance,
he turned and I noticed,
he pissed in his pants!

To my great horror,
he screamed with all might,
"Piss on you all and,
have a HELL OF A FUCKED NIGHT!"


Sexynthickts4u 38T
1 post
12/7/2009 6:43 pm

Naughty version of Hark the herald angels sing

Hear my cries and hear my screams, I am doing nasty things
Boyfriends out and I’m alone, think I’ll try a hot phone bone.
Jerk my meat until its dry, Plow my ass until I cry
Wipe the cum from out my eye. Wonder what else I can try.
Hear my cries and hear my screams, I like doing naughty things.

Snuck away to meet a man, driving with my cock in hand
Pre cum leaking all the way, hope I don’t get caught today
He hops in and grabs my ass; I go down and suck him fast,
Lick his cock clean what a drive, need to find another guy
Hear my cries and hear my screams, I like doing nasty things.

Driving home ate too much nut, now its time to use my butt
My mans home and now he’s hard, want to ride that 9” rod
Get on top and throw my ass, ride it hard than ride it fast
Deep inside my guts he blows, moaning loud we curl our toes
Hear my cries and hear my screams, I like doing nasty things.


couplebubbles2 41M/40F
1 post
12/7/2009 6:38 pm

"JINGLE BELLS"
Cock and balls
Cock and balls
Cooock and balls
oh what fund it is to ride my husbands 8 inch slong

Riding on his cock
with his new cock ring
I feel all his veins
and it makes me want to scream

OHhhh
Cock and balls
Cock and balls
Coooock and balls
oh what fun it is to ride on my husbands 8 inch slong

mmmm ya

ho ho ho everyone


urpussy4dinner69 47M
5 posts
12/7/2009 5:40 pm

To the tune of "Winter Wonderland"

Well hung pervs, are you sucking
Leg spread hotties, are you licking
A horny group,
Come join our troop
Humping in a wild orgy now.

No more psycho ex,
Time for wild crazy sex
Any position you desire,
To quench your fire,
Humping in a wild orgy now.

Throwing back shots of Jose, Jim and Jack,
Screw the condom, just go bareback

They’ll say: Are you crazy?
We’ll say: Hell no,
It just feels better this way
In the sack.

In an hour, we’ll separate,
Stagger on to a new mate
To begin a new
You were a fantastic screw,
Humping in a wild orgy now.


rm_TrystaWolf 45F
5 posts
12/7/2009 5:40 pm

Rudolph the Blue-Balled reindeer
Has a very long, hard cock
But nobody ever rides it
No matter how big it grows

All of the other reindeer
Have no trouble getting laid
They fuck and tease old Rudolph
And ask him if he's been spayed

Then one horny Christmas eve
Prancer came to say...
"Rudolph with your cock tonight
Won't you fuck my ass so tight?"

Then all the reindeer begged him
As they took all his cream
Rudolph the well-hung reindeer
You'll get all the tail you need!
You'll get all the tail you need!


SexyGrnEyes54 67F
1 post
12/7/2009 5:39 pm

(Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)
Twinkle Twinkle little dick,
Why when I look at you I get sick.
I wish o wish your were so much bigger,
Like my horse his name is trigger.

Twinkle Twinkle little titties,
Your so small you make me feel shitty.
If I had a breast pump,
then I'd have many more men to fuckin hump.

Twinkle Twinkle my fucked up brain,
I wish I wasn't here I feel insane.
My cock is hard my tits are big,
It must be too much time in a big rig.

Santa Santa bring me a brain,
not a fucking stupid train.
and if your any fucking good,
you will bring me what you should !!!


shadowed_hearts 32M
1 post
12/7/2009 4:55 pm

I tried to incorporate as many of the real words/sounds as I could.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
12 Voyuers peepin',
11 Strippers dancin',
10 Quitters spittin',
9 Pornstars cummin',
8 Maids a creamin',
7 Doms a-whippin',
6 Chicks t' lay me,
5 Golden Show'rs,
4 Calling girls,
3 French Tickl'rs,
2 Fuzzy cuffs
and her spread a-part, wet pussy.


rm_glenbri 46M/46F
1 post
12/7/2009 4:30 pm

'Twas the night before xmas
And all thru the house
Everybody felt shitty
Mum was at the whorehouse
And dad was smoking grass
I'd just settled down
For a nice piece of ass

When out on the lawn
i heard such a clatter
I sprung from my seat
To see what was the matter

Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
i knew in a moment
It was saint Nick

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
He filled all our stockings
With fags and beers
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer

He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The bastard blew the chimney apart
He swore and cursed
As he rode out of sight
"Piss on you all"
And have a hell of a night


DnRcouple 52M/110F
1 post
12/7/2009 4:28 pm

Twas the night before xmas and all through the house
all the swingers were fucking even my spouse
all the cocks were hung and stuck in my wife with care
in hope the St. Nicholas would soon be there to share
all the single men were up in there beds
in hopes that squirters would be dousing there heads
with the wife in the swing and i in her feet
she had just settled in for her first winters treat


BaDSaM966 55M

12/7/2009 3:54 pm

There once was an elf named Saint Nick
who sported a large festive prick
red n' white stripes swirled around
from the base to the crown
jingling balls hang from peppermint dick

Ms. Claus was a plump but fine looker
and St. Nick's personal hooker
but when Santa wasn't looking
the sleigh was a'shooking
as the elves doubled teamed and they took her


raven4570 63M
1 post
12/7/2009 3:48 pm

raven4570---- I saw momma licki'n Santas balls underneath the X-mas tree last nite! She did'nt see me creep down the stairs to have a peep. She thought I was upstairs masterbating in my sleep. Oh, what a fracus it would have been, if daddy had only seen momma licki'n Santas balls last nite!!!!!!


Cozy_Red 55F

12/7/2009 2:11 pm

community replies on 12/7/2009 2:46 pm:
God damn Cozy!

OK, I guess this contest is off and running


I have no expectations of winning at all, I just did it for fun.






sugababe2 51F

12/7/2009 12:51 pm

silent night, TSdates.com what a site!
cocks so large, fuck me all night
Round yon Virgin men all filed
to see my pussy they can defile
sleep? your such a pick tease
Sleep? your such a prick tease

Silent night, what a sight!
virgins quake at this fright
spunk stream from pricks afar
Heavenly cum on my tits hurrah!
Christ, you give me the horn
Christ you give me the horn

Silent night, keep me up all night
give me cock, pussy feels so tight
cream shoots over my tits and face
lick it off so theres no waste
Jesus, give me length and girth
Jesus, give me length and girth


zz_Todd2 64M

12/7/2009 12:00 pm

Up On My Hard-on
Sung to the tune of “Up On The Rooftop”

Up on my hard-on, her hips do grind!
Feels so good I want to cry!
Down on a deep stroke I almost faint
then she does it all over again!

Ho, ho, ho!
I’m ready to blow.
Ho, ho, ho!
Just keep it slow.
Down on my hard-on
Lick, lick, lick!
Then down with a deep stroke
on my thick dick!


Cozy_Red 55F

12/7/2009 11:58 am

Sing to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman"

Drippy the limpdick
had a very special smell
cuz he dipped his wick
in a nasty chick and his balls went straight to hell.

Drippy the limpdick
was as sick as he could be
with his limpy noodle
he just couldnt doodle
and it hurt when he would pee

There must have been some cooties
somewhere on that chick
Cause when he laid his money down
They jumped right on his dick !

O, Drippy the limpdick
Was as sick as he could be
And the doctors say he just couldnt play
or the cooties would jump on me.







community replies on 12/7/2009 12:46 pm:
God damn Cozy!

OK, I guess this contest is off and running.

Become a member to create a blog