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Ramblings of the depraved.....
 
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Perversions of the tired mind.....
Veröffentlicht:10. Oktober 2016, 19:54 Uhr
Zuletzt aktualisiert:15. Oktober 2016, 20:01 Uhr
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As usual, I closed the store tonight, which meant I didn't get home until 10.

Ugh.....

It was of a slow night, but I'm tired none-the-less.

Tired enough that, as I sat down and grabbed the remote to see if I could find something interesting to watch, my lava light caught me eye.

Why did my lava light catch my eye?!?

It had apparently been on at some point this evening while I was working, but not on long enough for it to form the customary little melted globs of wax that circulate around in it.

Instead, one long, phallic shaped cylinder of wax had melted upward, two smaller wax shaped balls on either side of it at it's base.

There is a cock in my lava light.

I've seen it all.
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Ugh, Monday morning cleanup.
Veröffentlicht:10. Oktober 2016, 6:01 Uhr
Zuletzt aktualisiert:10. Oktober 2016, 20:12 Uhr
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I'll be honest, my kids are slobs.

I think most kids, are, actually. They don't care where they drop their dirty socks, or what condition the bathroom is in after they've taken their shower. Nor do they think twice about who cleans the toothpaste up from the kitchen sink when they brush their teeth where they aren't supposed to brush them.

It's not their job!

I got home from work yesterday to the sight of my kitchen piled high with dishes and my kids laughing at the counter, eating chili, and farting. Apparently my son had taken it upon himself to make chili in the crockpot.

My son can annihilate a kitchen making a snack of cheese and crackers. You can only imagine the mess of.... Chili!

While part of me laughed at the sight, part of me cringed at the thought that I'd be the one cleaning up the mess. I wanted to yell at them for making such a mess, but I didn't. They were having too much fun. I'd already lost my mind the day before when they got red slurpee all over the floor mat in the car during the road trip, I figured I would take one for the team this time.

I'm definitely going to have to start stepping up the game, though. Half-assed attempts at doing a chore just aren't cutting it anymore.

A time or two of cleaning up their own messes should cure some of my Monday headaches.
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Sunday once again.
Veröffentlicht:9. Oktober 2016, 17:42 Uhr
Zuletzt aktualisiert:10. Oktober 2016, 7:55 Uhr
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Where did the weekend go?



Sigh.... Is it too late for a do over?
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Say it isn't so!
Veröffentlicht:6. Oktober 2016, 17:14 Uhr
Zuletzt aktualisiert:14. Oktober 2016, 7:58 Uhr
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Does the site contact random people at will on my behalf stating I'm interested in meeting them?

I've never set up an icebreaker simply for the fact that if any type of contact is made by me, I want it to be ME doing the contacting. I don't really need the aid of a website laden with glitches to be reaching out for me.

This is a perfect example why....

A guy from a neighboring town emailed me today telling me he received a message that I was interested in meeting him. I feel of bad, I never sent any such message and, truth be told, I'm not interested in meeting him. I courteously replied back and explained there must have been a mix up, he didn't match the criteria in my profile, and I wished him well on his search.

How many of you have found yourself in this particular situation?
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Do you ever find yourself in this situation?
Veröffentlicht:5. Oktober 2016, 19:32 Uhr
Zuletzt aktualisiert:6. Oktober 2016, 17:24 Uhr
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I open my closet to decide what I'm going to wear to work today.

Should be easy.... I have a TON of clothing in a very LARGE closet.

It is NOT easy.

As I look through the articles of clothing neatly hanging side by side, I begin saying aloud, "Too tight. Too baggy. Too long. Too warm. Stain. Hole in the armpit. Way too small. Gives me wedgies."

Several shirts tried on and thrown on the bed later, I get pissed, throw my arms up in the air, and exclaim "I HATE EVERYTHING I OWN! GRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"

Now I'm in a bad mood.

Now I obsess about my appearance for the rest of the day because I don't feel like I look my best.

I sometimes wish we lived in a day and age where shiny metallic jumpsuits were worn by everyone and nobody ever had to worry about "what am I going to wear today?"
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Hello Alegrias, Goodbye Bloody Stumps!
Veröffentlicht:5. Oktober 2016, 19:08 Uhr
Zuletzt aktualisiert:20. Oktober 2016, 21:12 Uhr
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As promised for dayzeeme , my review of the Alegria's I ordered.

Reg. Retail $129.99 (I got them on amazon for cheaper)
LOTS of styles to choose from

Today was the first day I wore them for an 8 hour work shift.

They're awesome!

My feet are still tired, but the heel pain is gone! The shoes have great arch support and the cork insoles absorb most of the pressure I normally feel from continuously walking on the cement floor. I went up 1 shoe size because I saw a few reviews that said they run small.

And, get this, the cork insoles are replaceable!

Thumbs up!
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Heartburn
Veröffentlicht:5. Oktober 2016, 0:53 Uhr
Zuletzt aktualisiert:6. Oktober 2016, 17:51 Uhr
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And, not the broken heart variety.

I literally woke up with a nasty case of heartburn. My esophagus is on fire!!!

Go figure....

The one day I actually fall asleep at a decent hour and manage to sleep beyond the mystical 2:00 am point, I wake up at 3:45 ANYWAY because I'm dying of heartburn!

Magic acid smooth tablets, please kick in quickly. I'm nearing the point where I start to breathe fire.

Nobody wants a heartless psycho to have the ability to breathe fire.
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Tomorrow is a new day!
Veröffentlicht:3. Oktober 2016, 19:44 Uhr
Zuletzt aktualisiert:5. Oktober 2016, 18:45 Uhr
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I can only hope it's better than today was!

My new shoes will be here tomorrow, I can't wait. I've got my fingers crossed the Alegria's will help with some of my foot pain. I only worked a 5 hour shift today and I literally limped out of the store tonight.

It's going to be a long work week ahead of me.

On an unrelated side note:

Question for the masses.... If someone contacted you and stated they were only 'sometimes attached', doesn't that still make them, attached??? I had politely declined an invitation stating I preferred to not become involved with married/attached men, and that was his response.

'Sometimes Attached'

I can totally picture a semi crazed girlfriend making my life a living hell when her 'sometimes attached' boyfriend gets caught. And, you know he would be stupid enough to get caught, he's only 'sometimes attached.'
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Things that go bump in the night.
Veröffentlicht:3. Oktober 2016, 5:22 Uhr
Zuletzt aktualisiert:3. Oktober 2016, 20:12 Uhr
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Once again, I freaked myself out last night.

As usual, I had woken up in the middle of the night last night, for no real reason at all. While laying there trying to decide whether or not to turn on the boob tube, I started hearing noises in my daughter's room.

Nobody was in my daughter's room.

My bedroom door was shut, so I wasn't 100% certain, and decided to blow the noise off. Finally deciding to turn the tv on, I was waiting for the screen to come to life when I heard what sounded like the front door rattling, as if someone were trying to come in and discovered the door was locked.

I was now officially freaked out.

So, there I was, 2 in the morning, turning all the lights on in my apartment, making sure there were no intruders or poltergeists in my apartment.

Cripes.....

I have GOT to STOP watching scary movies.
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What better way to spend your day off.....
Veröffentlicht:30. September 2016, 6:19 Uhr
Zuletzt aktualisiert:21. Januar 2020, 0:44 Uhr
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Then to lounge around in bed, ALL DAY.

Oh me, oh my, what activities shall I choose to occupy my time today???

While napping is, sadly, at the top of my list, I'm formulating a plan of what else to do with my time.

Any suggestions?
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Just shoot me.
Veröffentlicht:29. September 2016, 18:00 Uhr
Zuletzt aktualisiert:3. Oktober 2016, 20:13 Uhr
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Every part of my body is sore tonight.

Part of it, I'm sure, is from the fall down the stairs. My back is super tender under my right shoulder blade. My feet, however, are killing me from working on them the past 3 days.

I have got to find the right pair of work shoes and quickly.

I fear I will be hobbling around on bloody stumps if I don't......

Have a good evening folks, my bed is calling my name. This exhausted girly is going to be falling asleep before her head hits the pillow, tonight.
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Shower, anyone?
Veröffentlicht:28. September 2016, 6:16 Uhr
Zuletzt aktualisiert:3. Oktober 2016, 10:48 Uhr
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The steamy water pelts my skin and slowly rolls down my flesh, pooling at my feet.

Eyes closed, muscles relaxed, arms raised above my head...

I feel your soapy hands upon my skin, touching me, cleansing me.

Turning to face you, I open my eyes and rest my arms upon your shoulders.

Hands gliding down my back, cupping my ass, pulling me close.

A small laugh escapes me, it's my turn to cleanse you.

I'm planning to scrub you with a loofah.
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You think your day was rough?
Veröffentlicht:27. September 2016, 20:56 Uhr
Zuletzt aktualisiert:28. September 2016, 19:07 Uhr
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My feet hurt, my knee is sore, and the highlight of my day was being called a heartless psycho on the phone tonight.

Heartless Psycho

of has a little... Ring to it.

Today was absolutely the longest day of my entire life. It was school picture day today, so I got up early with the kids to get them ready for the big event.

Several outfits and many tears later, we were out the door and headed off to school.

God help me, but I don't remember picture day being this much of a pain in the ass when I was a kid.

One trip to the dentist, one fall down the steps at my ex's house, two phone calls from the ex-husband, and one gas station sandwich later, I was headed to work for another 7 hours of misery assisting 90 year old women with their body care needs.

Home at last, I'm ready to collapse. My bed is certainly calling my name tonight.
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