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Coffee and Clay Mud Masks  

secret_lade 48F
14251 posts
1/12/2022 1:15 am
Coffee and Clay Mud Masks


It's 3:54 am, of COURSE I'm sitting here, drinking my coffee, and wearing a clay mud mask!

Sleep?!?

Eh... Who needs it anyway???

Highly overrated!

If you remember my post about the most beautiful boy, you also remember I was contemplating buying that clay mud mask.

Truth be told, I did buy it....

And here I now sit, eagerly awaiting the transcendent, glowing skin promised to me by this Aztec Secret Indian Healing Clay.

I'm going to be honest, it doesn't quite feel healing.

I kind of feel like my face is cracking off.

Ope.....

Yep! It is cracking off. I just saw a piece of it drop down into my coffee when I took a sip.

Thankfully it's all natural.

Ha!

The best part of my day today will be the look on the doggos face when he saw me for the first time wearing this mask.

Have you ever seen a do a double take, cringe back in horror, and slowly back out of a room?

I have... It's fucking fantastic!

Happy Wednesday!!

citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
1/13/2022 12:44 pm

cheers! Here's to mud in your eye


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
1/12/2022 11:04 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    You mean you let the dog see it, You know better......I guess you are getting ready to dresss to kill, A young very actrive lady as you will not find it hard to get that look and just go out and broadcast it,, little light blue eye shadow, a good choice of attire and a pair of 4In heels will put you on the market in a big way, but be prepared for it..be ready, have "yes" ready to say ..
    Be careful around the dog, they are sensitive!!!
Not really getting ready to dress to kill.... I was, however, getting ready to dress for work. LOL There are moments when I FEEL like killing.... But I don't have an option to do so. LOL


lonlyforlove2 79M  
32704 posts
1/12/2022 5:55 pm

You mean you let the dog see it, You know better......I guess you are getting ready to dresss to kill, A young very actrive lady as you will not find it hard to get that look and just go out and broadcast it,, little light blue eye shadow, a good choice of attire and a pair of 4In heels will put you on the market in a big way, but be prepared for it..be ready, have "yes" ready to say ..
Be careful around the dog, they are sensitive!!!

Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
1/12/2022 3:38 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Ya, I forgot about him. How's he doing?
    Adapted to life in the country?🦃🐮❗
He's fitting right in.... My daughter has already painted his toe nails and the Tilly Cat is quickly becoming his partner in crime.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
1/12/2022 3:36 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I have a Mint Julep mud mask. I like to use it on my nose pores which it cleans and shrinks but then I almost always get a pimple within a day or two.
I've used that one before! Queen Helene! LOL The last one I bought was the charcoal mud mask, that one was my favorite, but I couldn't find it again anywhere.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
1/12/2022 3:33 pm

    Quoting  :

It totally depends on your skin type. I have oily skin so the masks help me control the oil and draw impurities out of my pores, helping to minimize them. I can tell when I'm not doing them regularly enough, I will start to break out a little and my skin will be super oily.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
1/12/2022 3:25 pm

    Quoting WyoCowboy7751:
    Just Gotta say the first thing that comes to mind !!! All in jest, of course 🤣 Word of Advice !! Do Not go outside without a mask over your mouth, nose and cotton in your ears !! You WOULD NOT want to be mistaken by Mud Daubers (wasp) as a Nest 😂🤠
Oh my... Ha ha ha ha I do still have my bee house sitting on my porch! That could be a debacle!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
1/12/2022 3:23 pm

    Quoting benard69:
    Dog be like, What the What !
Yes he was!!!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
1/12/2022 3:22 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    I hope the mud mask works; they scare me when I see them worn!
i'm going to have to modify the way I use it, it dried my skin right out and made it red. I'll have to just stick to the nose and t-zone, the areas where I tend to get oily. It seems the older I get, the more sensitive my skin gets.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
1/12/2022 3:19 pm

    Quoting bbuckwwheat:
    Thank you for a morning laugh as I can only imagine the dog's reaction.
I'm not going to lie, it was hilarious. I must have laughed for 10 minutes.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
1/12/2022 3:17 pm

    Quoting justskin1:
    You sense of humor is kind of twisted enjoying the dog's fright so. One of the things I love about you. Sounds like you may not have finished your coffee. All natural does not always mean safe to eat. And what was the Spawn's reaction to your mud face?

    Have a great day and am sending big hugs
She didn't get the opportunity to see my face! LOL She did see the aftermath of it all, it was a lil bit scary. My face was pretty red for about 45 minutes. Yikes!


pagancountrygirl 65F
6466 posts
1/12/2022 2:55 pm

I thought from the title of this post that your mask would be coffee and clay. But nope, you had mud in your coffee! lol Did you know that caffeine applied topically is actually good for your skin? You could just fish out that chunk of clay that fell into your coffee and smear it back on your face!
You didn't chase the dog....did you? Yeah, that would have been mean...but funny as hell, too.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


MrRareity 62M  
4589 posts
1/12/2022 2:53 pm

As usual I was laughing while drinking my coffee. You could have called me because I was at work. So how was the coffee and did you finish it? Probably not the best choice of drinks at 3:45am and you can't sleep. I have seen a dog do a double take when walking in a room and it was funny because it was a standard poodle that walked into a room where a cat was. Even though they lived in the same house they weren't the best of friends.

We have two lives, and the second begins when we realise we have only one - Confucious


justskin1 70M
13175 posts
1/12/2022 7:30 am

You sense of humor is kind of twisted enjoying the dog's fright so. One of the things I love about you. Sounds like you may not have finished your coffee. All natural does not always mean safe to eat. And what was the Spawn's reaction to your mud face?

Have a great day and am sending big hugs

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


bbuckwwheat 63M
6265 posts
1/12/2022 6:31 am

Thank you for a morning laugh as I can only imagine the dog's reaction.

Private mailbox at my blog bbuckwwheat
Fayette, Iowa


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
1/12/2022 5:27 am

I hope the mud mask works; they scare me when I see them worn!


benard69 64M/64F  
6298 posts
1/12/2022 5:25 am

Dog be like, What the What !


WyoCowboy7751 69M
2537 posts
1/12/2022 5:18 am

Just Gotta say the first thing that comes to mind !!! All in jest, of course 🤣 Word of Advice !! Do Not go outside without a mask over your mouth, nose and cotton in your ears !! You WOULD NOT want to be mistaken by Mud Daubers (wasp) as a Nest 😂🤠


mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
1/12/2022 3:57 am

I have a Mint Julep mud mask. I like to use it on my nose pores which it cleans and shrinks but then I almost always get a pimple within a day or two.


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/12/2022 2:35 am

Ya, I forgot about him. How's he doing?
Adapted to life in the country?🦃🐮❗


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
1/12/2022 1:16 am

t's 3:54 am, of COURSE I'm sitting here, drinking my coffee, and wearing a clay mud mask!

Sleep?!?

Eh... Who needs it anyway???

Highly overrated!

If you remember my post about the most beautiful boy, you also remember I was contemplating buying that clay mud mask.

Truth be told, I did buy it....

And here I now sit, eagerly awaiting the transcendent, glowing skin promised to me by this Aztec Secret Indian Healing Clay.

I'm going to be honest, it doesn't quite feel healing.

I kind of feel like my face is cracking off.

Ope.....

Yep! It is cracking off. I just saw a piece of it drop down into my coffee when I took a sip.

Thankfully it's all natural.

Ha!

The best part of my day today will be the look on the doggos face when he saw me for the first time wearing this mask.

Have you ever seen a dog take a double take, cringe back in horror, and slowly back out of a room?

I have... It's fucking fantastic!

Happy Wednesday!!


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