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How was my day?  

secret_lade 48F
14251 posts
8/19/2021 3:51 pm
How was my day?


Well, let's see....

Someone decided to take a shit in the corner of the men's restroom stall.

And.... No, it was CLEARLY not an accident as it was not anywhere near the corner of the stall that contained the toilet.

Imaging how fun *that* was to apologize for during a customer complaint!

Absolutely fucking amazeballs!

In my whole entire life, I can honestly say, I never imagined I would find myself in this type of scenario.

"I'm so sorry you found yourself in that situation. Thank you for alerting me to this, I'll make sure it gets taken care of immediately."

Yes, by all means, please tell me how disgusted you are, AGAIN, and definitely describe the color and texture of that pile of shit.

The smell?? Oh, fantastic. Yep, I'm sure the disgusting individual who did this probably was half dead. I can smell it from here.

Corn you don't say....

Nope, I don't understand why someone would do this either. Some people are just fucking crazy like that.

Blah.... blah..... blah.....

The best part of my day was the part where this guy was becoming a dot on the horizon as he walked out the door and hopefully out of my life for good.

Happy Thursday!

secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/21/2021 5:21 am

Thank God I don't have a picture to post!!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/21/2021 5:20 am

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    Corn always comes out in tact!!, Sorry you day took such a foul turn!! with him out of site,
    The question is: just how did you identify him?? I wont even try to guess.
    Here's hoping tomorrow will be better..
Even if we knew who it was we would likely not approach them and call them out on it. I can guarantee, though, if he was seen in the store in the future we'd be watching him like a hawk.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/21/2021 5:18 am

Apparently!!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/21/2021 5:17 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    How absolutely fucking disgusting........what a pig! Someone with a grudge maybe?

    And Sorry, but my juvenile sense of humour takes over at times. I'm blaming it on your irate complainant's somewhat graphic description.........I hope the tiles weren't damaged by the corn!!

    Actually, some of our less savoury footie (soccer) supporters are wont to dropping their shit on rival fans' property........I've heard tell of scumbags shitting in plain site in bus parks, at turnstiles, in pubs.......f'n animals!! Grrrr!!!
My first guess thinks it's some teenage boy who saw this in a movie and thought it was funny. He was probably lurking around nearby waiting for it to be discovered.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/21/2021 5:15 am

Oh yah!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/21/2021 5:15 am

    Quoting Ultraviolet_Sol:
    DISCLAIMER: I mean this in a politically correct sense.

    Never EVER go full retard.
I don't think they're taking your advice....


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/21/2021 5:14 am

    Quoting Weeload2:
    I would have asked him if he tried to smoke it... like Cheech and Chong did ~

    ".. what is in this shit man"
    "~~ Mostly mauhi wauhi man but it's got some labrador in it"
    ".. What's labdador ??"
    "~~ It's dog shit"
    ".. w-h-a-t ?"
    "~~ My dog ate my stash man, had it on the table and the little muther fucker ate it man, so I had follow him around with a little baggie for three days before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind"

    ~Weee~

OMG..... I could hear their actual voices saying this as I read it. LOL I used to love this movie.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/21/2021 5:13 am

With corn! LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/21/2021 5:12 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    What a lazy shit bag!
    That was truly a crappy Thursday you had.
I didn't have to see it or clean it up, so I consider myself lucky. It was a good Thursday!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/21/2021 5:11 am

Yes it is.


jolielaide 51F  
1754 posts
8/20/2021 11:43 pm

    Quoting Ultraviolet_Sol:
    DISCLAIMER: I mean this in a politically correct sense.

    Never EVER go full retard.
ROFLMAOOL!

i LOVE it!!


Teganrain69 57M

8/20/2021 11:09 am

That's some fucked up shit


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
8/20/2021 9:11 am

What a lazy shit bag!
That was truly a crappy Thursday you had.


mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
8/20/2021 3:56 am

What a turd!!!


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
8/20/2021 1:43 am

I would have asked him if he tried to smoke it... like Cheech and Chong did ~

".. what is in this shit man"
"~~ Mostly mauhi wauhi man but it's got some labrador in it"
".. What's labdador ??"
"~~ It's dog shit"
".. w-h-a-t ?"
"~~ My dog ate my stash man, had it on the table and the little muther fucker ate it man, so I had follow him around with a little baggie for three days before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind"

~Weee~


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Ultraviolet_Sol 42M  
622 posts
8/20/2021 1:21 am

DISCLAIMER: I mean this in a politically correct sense.

Never EVER go full retard.

*. *. *


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
8/20/2021 12:50 am

That definitely was a shit day!


lindoboy100 59M  
23969 posts
8/20/2021 12:29 am

How absolutely fucking disgusting........what a pig! Someone with a grudge maybe?

And Sorry, but my juvenile sense of humour takes over at times. I'm blaming it on your irate complainant's somewhat graphic description.........I hope the tiles weren't damaged by the corn!!

Actually, some of our less savoury footie (soccer) supporters are wont to dropping their shit on rival fans' property........I've heard tell of scumbags shitting in plain site in bus parks, at turnstiles, in pubs.......f'n animals!! Grrrr!!!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/19/2021 11:10 pm

    Quoting ltrskr:
    Glad I am retired....
Ha ha ha ha. I love that!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/19/2021 11:09 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Talking about corn, I had Sheppard's Pie for supper. It was good. 🤔
    Yeah, uhm... that's gross. 😮❗
    Really gross.
I agree.... Really gross!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/19/2021 11:08 pm

    Quoting benard69:
    Would say hope you have a better Friday but after that story it wouldn't take much for improvement..You wonder what goes thru the mind of these fucking idiots...
Yep, it's only onward and upward from there! Lol


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/19/2021 11:07 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Maybe he was the one that left that lovely pile!
    Regardless....yeah, shitty day. (Sorry...)
I hadn't even considered that scenario.... That is a very good possibility! For the life of me, I just don't get what you would do that.


boobwhisperer69 59M  
8322 posts
8/19/2021 9:28 pm

Enjoy your small victories when you can!!!!!


lonlyforlove2 79M  
32704 posts
8/19/2021 7:56 pm

Corn always comes out in tact!!, Sorry you day took such a foul turn!! with him out of site,
The question is: just how did you identify him?? I wont even try to guess.
Here's hoping tomorrow will be better..

Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'


redrockrascal 64M
23580 posts
8/19/2021 7:49 pm

Thank you for not posting a picture

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


ltrskr 74M  
5151 posts
8/19/2021 7:29 pm

Glad I am retired....


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
8/19/2021 6:58 pm

Talking about corn, I had Sheppard's Pie for supper. It was good. 🤔
Yeah, uhm... that's gross. 😮❗
Really gross.


benard69 64M/64F  
6298 posts
8/19/2021 6:28 pm

Would say hope you have a better Friday but after that story it wouldn't take much for improvement..You wonder what goes thru the mind of these fucking idiots...


pagancountrygirl 65F
6466 posts
8/19/2021 6:27 pm

Maybe he was the one that left that lovely pile!
Regardless....yeah, shitty day. (Sorry...)

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/19/2021 3:53 pm

Well, let's see....

Someone decided to take a shit in the corner of the men's restroom stall.

And.... No, it was CLEARLY not an accident as it was not anywhere near the corner of the stall that contained the toilet.

Imaging how fun *that* was to apologize for during a customer complaint!

Absolutely fucking amazeballs!

In my whole entire life, I can honestly say, I never imagined I would find myself in this type of scenario.

"I'm so sorry you found yourself in that situation. Thank you for alerting me to this, I'll make sure it gets taken care of immediately."

Yes, by all means, please tell me how disgusted you are, AGAIN, and definitely describe the color and texture of that pile of shit.

The smell?? Oh, fantastic. Yep, I'm sure the disgusting individual who did this probably was half dead. I can smell it from here.

Corn you don't say....

Nope, I don't understand why someone would do this either. Some people are just fucking crazy like that.

Blah.... blah..... blah.....

The best part of my day was the part where this guy was becoming a dot on the horizon as he walked out the door and hopefully out of my life for good.

Happy Thursday!


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