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Just call me Cinderella....  

secret_lade 48F
14251 posts
7/6/2021 3:54 am
Just call me Cinderella....


I took the Spawn in last night to get her second COVID shot....

We were headed to the pharmacy and I managed to lose one of my sandals while I was in mid step.

"Oh, crap, lost a Jesus Cruiser."

"I told you not to wear those, they always fall off."

"My feet hurt and they're comfortable."

"But they always fall off."

Exasperated at my inability to see her point, the Spawn turned to continue her journey to the pharmacy while I turned to retrieve my sandal.

"Oh my God! It's gone. My sandal is gone."

Turning back to look at me, the Spawn and I quickly scanned the floor as it couldn't have gone far....

It JUST fell off my foot!

"Emerson Jacob, where did you get that? That's someone's shoe!"

From around the corner, I could hear a mom quietly scolding her for having my sandal.

"You need to put this back where you got it."

I watched as the cutest little toe head came rounding the corner with his little fist shoved all the way up my sandal, sorting of wearing it like a bracelet. Looking around to see if his mom was following him, he spied her from around the corner and slipped off the sandal, throwing it into the isle, and ran back to where she was standing.

Laughing, I looked at the Spawn and said "Oh my God. Go get my Jesus Cruiser before he comes back again."

It's never a dull moment.

Happy Tuesday!

secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
7/7/2021 2:39 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I love it when I see guys wearing socks with their sandals.
Do you know that's a new trend?? I was in denial until we got a Corona display at work with a Snoop Dog wearing socks and sandals!!


topherific 60M
5209 posts
7/7/2021 12:43 pm


mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
7/7/2021 4:47 am

I love it when I see guys wearing socks with their sandals.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
7/7/2021 3:32 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    He was just making sure no one else took it! lol
    I'm surprised you didn't see him when he picked it up! Little dickens must have been very quick!!! lol
I know! I was thinking the same thing, but I was so focused on my conversation with my daughter (because we were mini arguing) that I wasn't paying attention. He had to have been walking right behind us.


pagancountrygirl 65F
6466 posts
7/6/2021 3:44 pm

He was just making sure no one else took it! lol
I'm surprised you didn't see him when he picked it up! Little dickens must have been very quick!!! lol

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
7/6/2021 3:23 pm

    Quoting big54al:
    That's just too funny!
I'm glad you enjoyed my tale!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
7/6/2021 3:22 pm

Yes they do!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
7/6/2021 3:22 pm

    Quoting CUMHANDLEME:
    Jesus Cruiser ... Can't say I know if that brand/style
Oh, and, no.... That's an actual sandal style. LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
7/6/2021 3:18 pm

    Quoting CUMHANDLEME:
    Jesus Cruiser ... Can't say I know if that brand/style
They're Birkenstocks....


CUMHANDLEME 60F
794 posts
7/6/2021 1:49 pm

Jesus Cruiser ... Can't say I know if that brand/style

Do you have any Primal Urges ... I do, please CUMHANDLEME and explore some of my naughty and nice Primal ... Urges with me !!!


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
7/6/2021 7:00 am

Miracle's do happen.


big54al 68M
2259 posts
7/6/2021 6:38 am

That's just too funny!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
7/6/2021 3:54 am

I took the Spawn in last night to get her second COVID shot....

We were headed to the pharmacy and I managed to lose one of my sandals while I was in mid step.

"Oh, crap, lost a Jesus Cruiser."

"I told you not to wear those, they always fall off."

"My feet hurt and they're comfortable."

"But they always fall off."

Exasperated at my inability to see her point, the Spawn turned to continue her journey to the pharmacy while I turned to retrieve my sandal.

"Oh my God! It's gone. My sandal is gone."

Turning back to look at me, the Spawn and I quickly scanned the floor as it couldn't have gone far.....

It JUST fell off my foot!

"Emerson Jacob, where did you get that? That's someone's shoe!"

From around the corner, I could hear a mom quietly scolding her child for having my sandal.

"You need to put this back where you got it."

I watched as the cutest little toe head came rounding the corner with his little fist shoved all the way up my sandal, sorting of wearing it like a bracelet. Looking around to see if his mom was following him, he spied her from around the corner and slipped off the sandal, throwing it into the isle, and ran back to where she was standing.

Laughing, I looked at the Spawn and said "Oh my God. Go get my Jesus Cruiser before he comes back again."

It's never a dull moment.

Happy Tuesday!


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