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Mother - Spawn Bonding Moments  

secret_lade 48F
14251 posts
11/21/2021 2:30 pm
Mother - Spawn Bonding Moments


"Let me do your eyelashes!" she says.

"I'll make them perfect!" she says.

"Trust me!"

Yah.... Never trust the word of a person says 'trust me'.

Here I sit, thirty minutes later, with my eyelids glued open and liquid eyeliner everywhere but on my eyelid.

Eyelashes??

Yep, they're dangling somewhere in between the crease of my eye and the lash line.

"Oh my God, Mom, I can't even at you!"

Peels of laughter coming from the kitchen, the Spawn is dancing her way past me go into the utility room.

"What's that?? Having a tough time eyeballing your own handiwork??"

I'm laughing now, too. I tried to blink...

The fake lash on my right eye is now connected to my eyebrow as well.

Happy Sunday!

secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
11/24/2021 1:15 am

    Quoting CL_Love:
    Funny! I think fake eyelashes and glue would have been a hard pass for me. LOL
Apparently it should have been for me too!


CL_Love 50M/49F
425 posts
11/23/2021 8:04 am

Funny! I think fake eyelashes and glue would have been a hard pass for me. LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
11/22/2021 3:56 pm

    Quoting  :

I hope she doesn't plan on getting rich.... lol


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
11/22/2021 3:55 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    That look may become the new fashionable look!
I don't know.... It was borderline scary movie. LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
11/22/2021 3:54 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    A friend recently sent me a pic of how her 4 yr old did her makeup, it looked like clown makeup. I made it into her profile pic for her text and contact profile.
Oh my... Ha ha ha


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
11/22/2021 3:53 pm

    Quoting lickeyzsplit:
    Cool ! The best Memories like this will be forever a treasure for your daughter and you ! Great story lol ! xoxo
I'm pretty sure I'll be remembering this for years to come... It was a scary sight! LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
11/22/2021 3:52 pm

It was certainly interesting!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
11/22/2021 3:52 pm

I agree!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
11/22/2021 3:51 pm

    Quoting bustinout20202:
    OMG! did Spawn snap photos, cuz she shoulda!!
    Thanks for sharing!!
I let her take 1 picture, she wanted to send it to her brother. I thought he was going to DIE laughing. LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
11/22/2021 3:50 pm

    Quoting exsquid46:
    Ms. secret_lade,

    Sounds like a fun day was had by all. At least you can look at it as a learning experience. You really have to watch out for your young uns.
I learned something very important. When she says trust me, run! LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
11/22/2021 3:49 pm

    Quoting MrRareity:
    Your daughter has a great personality as do you. She sounds like she is a lot of fun and you are great for not getting upset at her. Now if she asks to cut your hair stand your ground and say no. It would have been great if she took pictures without you knowing it. Then you could have posted them. I think your children are great and it's all because of you. Secret_lade is a great mom.
Oh, trust me... There is no way on God's green earth that I'd let her cut my hair. LOL I've seen her handiwork.... LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
11/22/2021 3:32 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    On your head be it, if you ask your spawn to do your eyebrows again....or maybe not on your head
Oh, trust me. Not going to make that mistake twice. LOL


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
11/22/2021 1:11 pm

On your head be it, if you ask your spawn to do your eyebrows again....or maybe not on your head


MrRareity 62M  
4589 posts
11/22/2021 10:01 am

Your daughter has a great personality as do you. She sounds like she is a lot of fun and you are great for not getting upset at her. Now if she asks to cut your hair stand your ground and say no. It would have been great if she took pictures without you knowing it. Then you could have posted them. I think your children are great and it's all because of you. Secret_lade is a great mom.

We have two lives, and the second begins when we realise we have only one - Confucious


exsquid46 63M
640 posts
11/22/2021 9:26 am

Ms. secret_lade,

Sounds like a fun day was had by all. At least you can look at it as a learning experience. You really have to watch out for your young uns.


bustinout20202 65F  
1080 posts
11/22/2021 7:09 am

OMG! did Spawn snap photos, cuz she shoulda!!
Thanks for sharing!!

~~~" Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift." --Mary Oliver~~~


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
11/22/2021 6:57 am


Mmike2424 42M

11/22/2021 6:54 am

Sounds like a fun day.


lickeyzsplit 60M  
1516 posts
11/22/2021 5:17 am

Cool ! The best Memories like this will be forever a treasure for your daughter and you ! Great story lol ! xoxo


mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
11/22/2021 4:00 am

A friend recently sent me a pic of how her 4 yr old did her makeup, it looked like clown makeup. I made it into her profile pic for her text and contact profile.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
11/22/2021 2:52 am

You too!


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
11/22/2021 2:48 am

That look may become the new fashionable look!


G000dbuddy 35M  
1676 posts
11/21/2021 11:38 pm

Have a great day

goodbuddy781


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
11/21/2021 9:02 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    Mighty Mon, we live and learn, I am sure it was done with good intentions, Smile it could be worse, what if she wanted to cut your hair??? It will be better later, I hope!!
After seeing this horror show.... we may not be experiencing any more of her makeup styling. LOL. Yikes!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
11/21/2021 8:58 pm

    Quoting benard69:
    You know it's a slow Sunday when you start gluing your eyelids shut...Funny stuff though!
Very slow! Lol


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
11/21/2021 8:56 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    Im betting she did it on purpose. 😀
    Now offer to do hers. Make sure you photo it.
She did her own first and they were beautiful! What a rotten stinker. Lol


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
11/21/2021 8:55 pm

Oh, there were pictures. Lol. God only knows who she sent them too... It almost looked like my face was melting.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
11/21/2021 8:52 pm

It's never a dull moment, I swear. Lol


lonlyforlove2 79M  
32704 posts
11/21/2021 5:02 pm

Mighty Mon, we live and learn, I am sure it was done with good intentions, Smile it could be worse, what if she wanted to cut your hair??? It will be better later, I hope!!

Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'


benard69 64M/64F  
6298 posts
11/21/2021 4:17 pm

You know it's a slow Sunday when you start gluing your eyelids shut...Funny stuff though!


positively4you 73F  
4605 posts
11/21/2021 4:11 pm

Im betting she did it on purpose. 😀
Now offer to do hers. Make sure you photo it.


pagancountrygirl 65F
6466 posts
11/21/2021 3:12 pm

OMG....we need pictures!

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


KX450F2016 54M  
193 posts
11/21/2021 3:10 pm

You two are a riot!! LMAO!!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
11/21/2021 2:31 pm

"Let me do your eyelashes!" she says.

"I'll make them look perfect!" she says.

"Trust me!"

Yah.... Never trust the word of a person who says 'trust me'.

Here I sit, thirty minutes later, with my eyelids glued open and liquid eyeliner everywhere but on my eyelid.

Eyelashes??

Yep, they're dangling somewhere in between the crease of my eye and the lash line.

"Oh my God, Mom, I can't even look at you!"

Peels of laughter coming from the kitchen, the Spawn is dancing her way past me to go into the utility room.

"What's that?? Having a tough time eyeballing your own handiwork??"

I'm laughing now, too. I tried to blink...

The fake lash on my right eye is now connected to my eyebrow too.

Happy Sunday!


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