Mother - Spawn Bonding Moments  

secret_lade 47F
14462 posts
11/21/2021 2:30 pm
Mother - Spawn Bonding Moments


"Let me do your eyelashes!" she says.

"I'll make them perfect!" she says.

"Trust me!"

Yah.... Never trust the word of a person says 'trust me'.

Here I sit, thirty minutes later, with my eyelids glued open and liquid eyeliner everywhere but on my eyelid.

Eyelashes??

Yep, they're dangling somewhere in between the crease of my eye and the lash line.

"Oh my God, Mom, I can't even at you!"

Peels of laughter coming from the kitchen, the Spawn is dancing her way past me go into the utility room.

"What's that?? Having a tough time eyeballing your own handiwork??"

I'm laughing now, too. I tried to blink...

The fake lash on my right eye is now connected to my eyebrow as well.

Happy Sunday!

secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
11/24/2021 1:15 am

    Quoting CL_Love:
    Funny! I think fake eyelashes and glue would have been a hard pass for me. LOL
Apparently it should have been for me too!


CL_Love 49M/48F
419 posts
11/23/2021 8:04 am

Funny! I think fake eyelashes and glue would have been a hard pass for me. LOL


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
11/22/2021 3:56 pm

    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    I see a future in cosmetology for her. Oh and therapy for her clientele lol
I hope she doesn't plan on getting rich.... lol


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
11/22/2021 3:55 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    That look may become the new fashionable look!
I don't know.... It was borderline scary movie. LOL


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
11/22/2021 3:54 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    A friend recently sent me a pic of how her 4 yr old did her makeup, it looked like clown makeup. I made it into her profile pic for her text and contact profile.
Oh my... Ha ha ha


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
11/22/2021 3:53 pm

    Quoting lickeyzsplit:
    Cool ! The best Memories like this will be forever a treasure for your daughter and you ! Great story lol ! xoxo
I'm pretty sure I'll be remembering this for years to come... It was a scary sight! LOL


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
11/22/2021 3:52 pm

It was certainly interesting!


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
11/22/2021 3:52 pm

I agree!


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
11/22/2021 3:51 pm

    Quoting bustinout20202:
    OMG! did Spawn snap photos, cuz she shoulda!!
    Thanks for sharing!!
I let her take 1 picture, she wanted to send it to her brother. I thought he was going to DIE laughing. LOL


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
11/22/2021 3:50 pm

    Quoting exsquid46:
    Ms. secret_lade,

    Sounds like a fun day was had by all. At least you can look at it as a learning experience. You really have to watch out for your young uns.
I learned something very important. When she says trust me, run! LOL


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
11/22/2021 3:49 pm

    Quoting MrRareity:
    Your daughter has a great personality as do you. She sounds like she is a lot of fun and you are great for not getting upset at her. Now if she asks to cut your hair stand your ground and say no. It would have been great if she took pictures without you knowing it. Then you could have posted them. I think your children are great and it's all because of you. Secret_lade is a great mom.
Oh, trust me... There is no way on God's green earth that I'd let her cut my hair. LOL I've seen her handiwork.... LOL


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
11/22/2021 3:32 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    On your head be it, if you ask your spawn to do your eyebrows again....or maybe not on your head
Oh, trust me. Not going to make that mistake twice. LOL


citizen4722 64M  
74215 posts
11/22/2021 1:11 pm

On your head be it, if you ask your spawn to do your eyebrows again....or maybe not on your head


MrRareity 62M  
4563 posts
11/22/2021 10:01 am

Your daughter has a great personality as do you. She sounds like she is a lot of fun and you are great for not getting upset at her. Now if she asks to cut your hair stand your ground and say no. It would have been great if she took pictures without you knowing it. Then you could have posted them. I think your children are great and it's all because of you. Secret_lade is a great mom.

We have two lives, and the second begins when we realise we have only one - Confucious


exsquid46 62M
625 posts
11/22/2021 9:26 am

Ms. secret_lade,

Sounds like a fun day was had by all. At least you can look at it as a learning experience. You really have to watch out for your young uns.


bustinout20202 64F  
1033 posts
11/22/2021 7:09 am

OMG! did Spawn snap photos, cuz she shoulda!!
Thanks for sharing!!

~~~" Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift." --Mary Oliver~~~


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51625 posts
11/22/2021 6:57 am






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Mmike2424 41M
31 posts
11/22/2021 6:54 am

Sounds like a fun day.


lickeyzsplit 59M  
1490 posts
11/22/2021 5:17 am

Cool ! The best Memories like this will be forever a treasure for your daughter and you ! Great story lol ! xoxo


mc_justmc 61M  
6928 posts
11/22/2021 4:00 am

A friend recently sent me a pic of how her 4 yr old did her makeup, it looked like clown makeup. I made it into her profile pic for her text and contact profile.


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
11/22/2021 2:52 am

You too!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40572 posts
11/22/2021 2:48 am

That look may become the new fashionable look!


MrWrong4RghtNow 55M  
2373 posts
11/22/2021 1:16 am

I see a future in cosmetology for her. Oh and therapy for her clientele lol

My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


G000dbuddy 34M  
1575 posts
11/21/2021 11:38 pm

Have a great day

goodbuddy781


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
11/21/2021 9:02 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    Mighty Mon, we live and learn, I am sure it was done with good intentions, Smile it could be worse, what if she wanted to cut your hair??? It will be better later, I hope!!
After seeing this horror show.... we may not be experiencing any more of her makeup styling. LOL. Yikes!


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
11/21/2021 8:58 pm

    Quoting benard69:
    You know it's a slow Sunday when you start gluing your eyelids shut...Funny stuff though!
Very slow! Lol


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
11/21/2021 8:56 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    Im betting she did it on purpose. 😀
    Now offer to do hers. Make sure you photo it.
She did her own first and they were beautiful! What a rotten stinker. Lol


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
11/21/2021 8:55 pm

Oh, there were pictures. Lol. God only knows who she sent them too... It almost looked like my face was melting.


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
11/21/2021 8:52 pm

It's never a dull moment, I swear. Lol


lonlyforlove2 79M  
30348 posts
11/21/2021 5:02 pm

Mighty Mon, we live and learn, I am sure it was done with good intentions, Smile it could be worse, what if she wanted to cut your hair??? It will be better later, I hope!!

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benard69 64M/64F  
6278 posts
11/21/2021 4:17 pm

You know it's a slow Sunday when you start gluing your eyelids shut...Funny stuff though!


positively4you 72F  
4573 posts
11/21/2021 4:11 pm

Im betting she did it on purpose. 😀
Now offer to do hers. Make sure you photo it.


pagancountrygirl 64F
6396 posts
11/21/2021 3:12 pm

OMG....we need pictures!

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


KX450F2016 53M  
192 posts
11/21/2021 3:10 pm

You two are a riot!! LMAO!!


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
11/21/2021 2:31 pm

"Let me do your eyelashes!" she says.

"I'll make them look perfect!" she says.

"Trust me!"

Yah.... Never trust the word of a person who says 'trust me'.

Here I sit, thirty minutes later, with my eyelids glued open and liquid eyeliner everywhere but on my eyelid.

Eyelashes??

Yep, they're dangling somewhere in between the crease of my eye and the lash line.

"Oh my God, Mom, I can't even look at you!"

Peels of laughter coming from the kitchen, the Spawn is dancing her way past me to go into the utility room.

"What's that?? Having a tough time eyeballing your own handiwork??"

I'm laughing now, too. I tried to blink...

The fake lash on my right eye is now connected to my eyebrow too.

Happy Sunday!


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