On today's episode of 'Food on my Boobs'...  

secret_lade 47F
14090 posts
9/28/2021 4:26 pm
On today's episode of 'Food on my Boobs'...


There is just nothing classier than watching an oil soaked green pepper fall out of my Italian sub and land square on my right tit.

Nothing!

"Oh my God, really??"

It was a celebratory luncheon recognizing three of my coworkers who had earned their ten year anniversary.

"[secret_lade], whatcha doing?"

"I swear, I just need a bib. One with a pocket, I could use a snack for later."

I dabbed at the oil stain with my napkin, but it was way too late. I was going to be spending the rest of the day sporting oil boob.

Classy.

Until next time.... I'll be the woman with food on her boobs.

secret_lade 47F
8799 posts
9/29/2021 5:49 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    You should have dropped another bit on your left tit to balance things up. Just say it was part of the pattern on your top.
I'll remember that for next time!


secret_lade 47F
8799 posts
9/29/2021 5:48 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    You really do need the protection of my hands there McLade........I'll be right over!!
I'm still waiting.... (tapping finger impatiently on my watch)


secret_lade 47F
8799 posts
9/29/2021 5:47 pm

    Quoting Blueyedguy823:
    It works better if you apply the oil directly to the skin. The sames happens to me on the top of my belly. I have fewer stained shirts when I lose weight.
So that's the secret... It put's the oil on the skin.... LOL


secret_lade 47F
8799 posts
9/29/2021 5:44 pm

    Quoting hogknot:
    Food on the chest, must be a theme for the day. Most men would like to remove that food with their tongue. Unfortunately you were not in the proper location to do that.
Definitely not the time or place! Yikes!


secret_lade 47F
8799 posts
9/29/2021 5:43 pm

    Quoting benard69:
    Damn Food Gremlins...They'll jump on clean clothes in a New York minute!
Not going to lie... This image is grossing me out. Eek!


secret_lade 47F
8799 posts
9/29/2021 5:43 pm

    Quoting hotdreamer1000:
    I suppose oiling your boobs is better than boiling your oobs........or something like that. It was funnier in my head.
Men and their dad jokes! LOL


secret_lade 47F
8799 posts
9/29/2021 5:42 pm

I'll pass on the peppers.... LOL


secret_lade 47F
8799 posts
9/29/2021 5:41 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    An oily boob is all ready for a massage!
Too bad I didn't get any offers....


citizen4722 63M  
73536 posts
9/29/2021 1:28 pm

You should have dropped another bit on your left tit to balance things up. Just say it was part of the pattern on your top.


lindoboy100 58M
23886 posts
9/29/2021 10:41 am



You really do need the protection of my hands there McLade........I'll be right over!!


Blueyedguy823 55M
1004 posts
9/29/2021 7:56 am

It works better if you apply the oil directly to the skin. The sames happens to me on the top of my belly. I have fewer stained shirts when I lose weight.


hogknot 55M  
1016 posts
9/29/2021 7:54 am

Food on the chest, must be a theme for the day. Most men would like to remove that food with their tongue. Unfortunately you were not in the proper location to do that.


benard69 63M/63F  
6212 posts
9/29/2021 7:26 am

Damn Food Gremlins...They'll jump on clean clothes in a New York minute!


hotdreamer1000 62M
12253 posts
9/29/2021 6:48 am

I suppose oiling your boobs is better than boiling your oobs........or something like that. It was funnier in my head.


CleavageFan4U 64M  
68356 posts
9/29/2021 6:33 am

Sounds like a good start to me!! Now we need to add some more oil, my face, and sure some more peppers if that appeals to you.

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69ereatwetpussy 59M
6219 posts
9/29/2021 4:33 am

    Quoting  :

And I'll have to say your mother in-law had it right also lololol. Save it it for later adds to the flavor. It would be fun see what you have stores away xoxo


mc_justmc 61M  
6846 posts
9/29/2021 4:25 am

I draw the line at food/sex, some things shouldn't be mixed.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39404 posts
9/29/2021 3:35 am

An oily boob is all ready for a massage!


secret_lade 47F
8799 posts
9/29/2021 3:10 am

    Quoting CUMHANDLEME:
    Get a Tide remover pen.
    Of keep a small bottle of Dawn liquid detergent in your desk to clean the spot.

    The bib would be a whole lot easier 👀
I ended up buying a Tide pen yesterday! It's now safely tucked into my desk drawer with my pens.


secret_lade 47F
8799 posts
9/29/2021 3:09 am

    Quoting big54al:
    I can't think of a better place to serve food to me
The human plate.... LOL


secret_lade 47F
8799 posts
9/29/2021 3:08 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Yesterday I was driving, chilling, around 'Ile Bizard' — in 1658, someone gave Jacque, that island. Anyway... guess what I came across, blocking the fucking road?

    Wild turkeys. 🦃

    FFS, there were a dozen or so and THEY, didn't give a shit, about me. I thought of you. lol Ugly buggers.

    I often drive on that road, it's minutes from my home. I find it peaceful and relaxing. I've almost hit a few deer. But anyway — welcome to nature. I love where I live. I'm sure you'll get used to, and be happy where you are. Keep your eyes open! 😮

    But the coincidence. lol 😂

    It's the second time I've seen those birds.😎❗❗

    I tried to stare them down. They didn't budge.
They don't budge when I stare them down, either! LOL


secret_lade 47F
8799 posts
9/29/2021 3:05 am

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    time to have a change of tops in your desk so you could change like super woman
Luckily I was wearing a cardigan, I made sure to keep it pulled tight for the rest of the day. I still had a new employee to onboard and a meeting with the United Way Director. Yikes!


secret_lade 47F
8799 posts
9/29/2021 3:04 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Sorry....I know it's not funny
    At least you were the one to pluck the pepper off your chest and not one of your co-workers!
Very true!! LOL Silver linings!


secret_lade 47F
8799 posts
9/29/2021 3:02 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    I'll get the soaked pepper!!!!!

    I was going to take my shirt off to eat my hotdog, but I didn't!!! ....Guess what happened to my clean shirt??
Ha ha ha ha Ketchup or mustard?? Or both?


secret_lade 47F
8799 posts
9/29/2021 3:02 am

    Quoting Erogedyne:
    It's just a perfect excuse someone like me to help clean up the mess! The first step would be to find a private place to address (or perhaps undress) the offended cloth coverings. I would use my magic (you did know that I'm a wizard, didn't you?) to remove the food & oil from your clothing, but the skin beneath those clothes require a more gentle approach. Only my tongue would be worthy of cleaning the oil off of your right tit! I find it amazing, just how much oil can spread when on tender flesh! It might just take an hour or so to get everything cleaned up!

    Signed,
    Your Friendly Neighborhood Food Removal Specialist!
    ~E~
Food Removal Specialist.... LOL You're very thorough!


secret_lade 47F
8799 posts
9/29/2021 3:01 am

    Quoting allgud69xxx:
    Oh, for fuck-sakes, woman!!! How in the hell does this keep happening so often? Are your tits just that big that they catch this much food? Call them the “Hover twins”?

    Your “pocket” idea isn’t too bad. I suspect Gustafson was operating on a similar principle when he “stored” something in the back seat of Goldman’s vehicle …

    As an alternative approach to deal with this, and especially at work, should you just eat lunch naked from waist up? Soooooo much easier to clean … if, and most-definitely when, it happens. Again …
That's exactly what I keep asking myself!! This isn't anything new, either, the crumb catchers have been catching crumbs for as long as I can remember. I'm always on hyper alert and super sensitive to it too, so when I'm eating in public I'll usually eat over my plate or choose foods that aren't messy or tend to fall apart. That's why I chose an Italian sandwich. Little did I know it would come covered with black olives, drenched in oil, and peppered with diced peppers. Shit was falling everywhere and the bread was falling apart.


secret_lade 47F
8799 posts
9/29/2021 2:55 am

In the right time and place.... At work during a luncheon, not so much. LOL


secret_lade 47F
8799 posts
9/29/2021 2:54 am

Hopefully they broke the mold when they made me... Yikes!


MrWrong4RghtNow 55M  
2230 posts
9/29/2021 1:48 am

I'm gonna say it....You're just one slick chica.

My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


redrockrascal 63M
23349 posts
9/28/2021 9:14 pm

Well oiled boobs can be a good thing

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


allgud69xxx 48M
473 posts
9/28/2021 8:53 pm

Oh, for fuck-sakes, woman!!! How in the hell does this keep happening so often? Are your tits just that big that they catch this much food? Call them the “Hover twins”?

Your “pocket” idea isn’t too bad. I suspect Gustafson was operating on a similar principle when he “stored” something in the back seat of Goldman’s vehicle …

As an alternative approach to deal with this, and especially at work, should you just eat lunch naked from waist up? Soooooo much easier to clean … if, and most-definitely when, it happens. Again …

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Erogedyne 69M
924 posts
9/28/2021 8:39 pm

It's just a perfect excuse someone like me to help clean up the mess! The first step would be to find a private place to address (or perhaps undress) the offended cloth coverings. I would use my magic (you did know that I'm a wizard, didn't you?) to remove the food & oil from your clothing, but the skin beneath those clothes require a more gentle approach. Only my tongue would be worthy of cleaning the oil off of your right tit! I find it amazing, just how much oil can spread when on tender flesh! It might just take an hour or so to get everything cleaned up!

Signed,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Food Removal Specialist!
~E~


lok4fun500 111M  
51002 posts
9/28/2021 8:04 pm

I'll get the soaked pepper!!!!!

I was going to take my shirt off to eat my hotdog, but I didn't!!! ....Guess what happened to my clean shirt??




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pagancountrygirl 64F
6217 posts
9/28/2021 7:14 pm

Sorry....I know it's not funny
At least you were the one to pluck the pepper off your chest and not one of your co-workers!

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


69ereatwetpussy 59M
6219 posts
9/28/2021 6:45 pm

time to have a change of tops in your desk so you could change like super woman


Paulxx001 64M
21927 posts
9/28/2021 5:44 pm

Yesterday I was driving, chilling, around 'Ile Bizard' — in 1658, someone gave Jacque, that island. Anyway... guess what I came across, blocking the fucking road?

Wild turkeys. 🦃

FFS, there were a dozen or so and THEY, didn't give a shit, about me. I thought of you. lol Ugly buggers.

I often drive on that road, it's minutes from my home. I find it peaceful and relaxing. I've almost hit a few deer. But anyway — welcome to nature. I love where I live. I'm sure you'll get used to, and be happy where you are. Keep your eyes open! 😮

But the coincidence. lol 😂

It's the second time I've seen those birds.😎❗❗

I tried to stare them down. They didn't budge.


big54al 67M
2244 posts
9/28/2021 5:16 pm

I can't think of a better place to serve food to me


CUMHANDLEME 59F  
790 posts
9/28/2021 5:15 pm

Get a Tide remover pen.
Of keep a small bottle of Dawn liquid detergent in your desk to clean the spot.

The bib would be a whole lot easier 👀

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secret_lade 47F
8799 posts
9/28/2021 4:26 pm

There is just nothing classier than watching an oil soaked green pepper fall out of my Italian sub and land square on my right tit.

Nothing!

"Oh my God, really??"

It was a celebratory luncheon recognizing three of my coworkers who had earned their ten year anniversary.

"[secret_lade], whatcha doing?"

"I swear, I just need a bib. One with a pocket, I could use a snack for later."

I dabbed at the oil stain with my napkin, but it was way too late. I was going to be spending the rest of the day sporting oil boob.

Classy.

Until next time.... I'll be the woman with food on her boobs.

Happy Tuesday!


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