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On today's installment of 'The Spawn Chronicles'....  

secret_lade 48F
14187 posts
7/30/2021 2:11 am
On today's installment of 'The Spawn Chronicles'....


I woke up way to early this morning.

Ugh.....

I hate when I do this. I'll get part way through the day and want to just pull out a pillow and take a nap.

The problem with waking up this early is that any hope of falling back to sleep before my alarm goes off is slim. And, if I do fall asleep, I will have only been asleep long enough that I won't want to wake back up when I have to.

I'll be crabby, tired, and an all around JOY to be around.

So I usually just stay up when this happens.

What does this have to do with the Spawn?

I was milling about this morning, trying to decide what shower gel I wanted to use with my shower this morning, when I pulled back the shower curtain to see what I currently had in the shower.

Imagine my surprise to find Barbie dangling from the shower head with a shoe string around her neck.

Yep, it was a jump scare.

Not only did I scream but I also jumped back about a foot.

"Oh my God! What a shit!!"

On the shower wall next to Suicide Barbie was a note that said... 'Aren't you glad I'm home now.'

Never a dull moment.

Ever.

Happy Friday! TGIF!

KX450F2016 54M  
193 posts
8/7/2021 7:01 pm

LMAO!! Love it!!


69ereatwetpussy 60M
6778 posts
8/1/2021 11:39 am

I don't know she was that your thoughts she was acting that young lolololol
Well the apple don't fall far from the tree.
I guess now back backs are a bitch your grandma looking down and laughing.
(If she has past on )


topherific 60M
5209 posts
7/30/2021 4:25 pm


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
7/30/2021 4:06 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    I dread to think what she did to Ken
Trust me, you don't want to know. LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
7/30/2021 4:04 pm

    Quoting CL_Love:
    What a little shit. LOL
That she is!!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
7/30/2021 4:04 pm

    Quoting  :

I've got to put some thought into this plot for revenge....


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
7/30/2021 4:02 pm

    Quoting hogknot:
    Got to love the kids, so they say. lol
Spawn of Satan or not.... I do love her developing little personality. Except when she's being snotty and mean, that I could live without.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
7/30/2021 4:00 pm

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    Pay back are a bitch.
    Time to add some hair color to her shampoo
    Next shower she take she comes out with different color hair
    Or may exlac in her dinner that will keep her entertained but the Barbie in the toilet bowl.
    Thing out side the box this girl need to move out n her own and grow up.
    Xoxoxoxo you could have been hurt fallen hit your head then found knocked out naked on the floor bye some 20 year old male EMT
    Or the new down stairs nieghbor and the handyman after they herd you hit the floor.
She's only 13, just being a stinker. I used to do stuff like that all the time to my Grandma when I was her age. She gets more and more like me the older she gets. Only with my grandma, it was fake spiders all over the place!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
7/30/2021 3:58 pm

    Quoting benard69:
    Puts a whole new twist on Hanging out with Barbie....
Oh my..... Ha ha ha ha ha


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
7/30/2021 3:57 pm

Even better, it was one of her old Barbie's from when she was teensie. It's hair was all cut and she had that vacant look in her eyes of a Barbie who had belonged to a toddler. LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
7/30/2021 3:56 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Yeah, she's a little shit. Hysterically funny little shit.
    Sorry...I know you were the victim, but that's just too funny.
It was pretty funny, I'll have to admit! She asked me what I thought of her 'surprise' when I got home from work tonight. LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
7/30/2021 3:51 pm

    Quoting DiscreetQuirky:
    ROFL! I know she irritates you, but I didn't realize it was an active planned effort to irritate you! Once I tied my mom's goat figurine to a lamp so it wouldn't wander off, but this is another level entirely. Happy Friday!
Oh, she's a stinker. I kind of enjoy the prank war we've got going on, though.... I'm still trying to decide how to get even.


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
7/30/2021 1:29 pm

I dread to think what she did to Ken


CL_Love 50M/49F
425 posts
7/30/2021 12:13 pm

What a little shit. LOL


hogknot 56M
1059 posts
7/30/2021 5:34 am

Got to love the kids, so they say. lol


69ereatwetpussy 60M
6778 posts
7/30/2021 5:07 am

Pay back are a bitch.
Time to add some hair color to her shampoo
Next shower she take she comes out with different color hair
Or may exlac in her dinner that will keep her entertained but the Barbie in the toilet bowl.
Thing out side the box this girl need to move out n her own and grow up.
Xoxoxoxo you could have been hurt fallen hit your head then found knocked out naked on the floor bye some 20 year old male EMT
Or the new down stairs nieghbor and the handyman after they herd you hit the floor.


benard69 65M/65F  
6298 posts
7/30/2021 4:54 am

Puts a whole new twist on Hanging out with Barbie....


mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
7/30/2021 4:07 am

Hahahahahaha RIP Barbie!


pagancountrygirl 65F
6466 posts
7/30/2021 3:55 am

Yeah, she's a little shit. Hysterically funny little shit.
Sorry...I know you were the victim, but that's just too funny.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


DiscreetQuirky 53M
281 posts
7/30/2021 3:21 am

ROFL! I know she irritates you, but I didn't realize it was an active planned effort to irritate you! Once I tied my mom's goat figurine to a lamp so it wouldn't wander off, but this is another level entirely. Happy Friday!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
7/30/2021 2:13 am

I woke up way to early this morning.

Ugh.....

I hate when I do this. I'll get part way through the day and want to just pull out a pillow and take a nap.

The problem with waking up this early is that any hope of falling back to sleep before my alarm goes off is slim. And, if I do fall asleep, I will have only been asleep long enough that I won't want to wake back up when I have to.

I'll be crabby, tired, and an all around JOY to be around.

So I usually just stay up when this happens.

What does this have to do with the Spawn?

I was milling about this morning, trying to decide what shower gel I wanted to use with my shower, when I pulled back the shower curtain to see what I currently had in the shower.

Imagine my surprise to find Barbie dangling from the shower head with a shoe string around her neck.

Yep, it was a jump scare.

Not only did I scream but I also jumped back about a foot.

"Oh my God! What a shit!!"

On the shower wall next to Suicide Barbie was a note that said... 'Aren't you glad I'm home now.'

Never a dull moment.

Ever.

Happy Friday! TGIF!


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