Saturday Morning Yoga  

secret_lade 47F
14462 posts
5/1/2021 5:14 am
Saturday Morning Yoga


I did a beginners minute morning yoga routine this morning.

Nothing like a little yoga to remind you that you are NOT very flexible.

Egads....

I ended up not going to the gym last night, I was completely exhausted when I got home from work.

Exhausted to the point that I sat down on the couch and fell asleep in the blink of an eye.

Literally....

So, I figured a little yoga to start my day would be needed.

Uh.... Yah!

Soul crushing, I tell you.

Their version of beginner and my version of beginner... Two totally different things.

I participate in a Hinge Health program through my health insurance and as part of it you have access to all kinds of stuff, exercise routines included.

This is where I found beginners yoga!

It would be helpful though if they had an actual beginner doing the video. Some of us would like to see the chubby girl with the flexibility of a tire iron attempting to remain balanced as she threads the needle....

There I was, perched on my yoga mat watching the demonstrator on the video threading the needle with her right arm, head and shoulders on the mat, pulling it off in slow.... smooth.... movements.

"Exhale as you thread the needle with your right arm....."

My version was not quite so smooth.

Oh shit! Lost my balance...

I don't think my shoulder was meant to be on the mat....

I'm stuck... OMG! I'm stuck!!

Is my knee supposed to crack like that?

While I did manage to thread the needle with both arms, sound effects were involved. And a little profanity....

But I did thread that fucking need.

Happy Saturday!

secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
5/2/2021 4:05 am

    Quoting upsidedownsky:
    Do you think we will ever see a future post titled: The Yoda Of Yoga?
I'm thinking.... Not! LOL Maybe 'Death by Yoga' or 'A Yoga Debacle'.....


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
5/2/2021 4:04 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I'm fortunate that I have a job that requires a fair amount of energy, because I'm not much for exercise and with my knees I could never imagine yoga.
The perils of having an office job... While I do get a fair amount of steps in running around the store and what not, the majority of what I do happens in my office.


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
5/2/2021 4:00 am

That is one noise I did not manage to make while doing it! LOL


boobwhisperer69 59M  
8129 posts
5/1/2021 8:09 pm

Did ya fart doing it????


mc_justmc 61M  
6928 posts
5/1/2021 4:38 pm

I'm fortunate that I have a job that requires a fair amount of energy, because I'm not much for exercise and with my knees I could never imagine yoga.


upsidedownsky 41M
611 posts
5/1/2021 12:16 pm

Do you think we will ever see a future post titled: The Yoda Of Yoga?

*. *. *


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
5/1/2021 8:54 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    Well done on threading the needle.
    Yoga isn't my cup of tea.
It's much more difficult than you would think, isn't it! They make it look so easy.... I look a lil bit like the troll from Harry Potter when I'm doing it.


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
5/1/2021 8:52 am

    Quoting justskin1:
    I have tried yoga. Got tired of instructors trying to push me into positions and hurting my back.
    May you get more flexible
Yah, I'll skip the instructor manipulation and keep doing the online stuff for now. Maybe if I get a little better I'll try a class... Maybe.


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
5/1/2021 8:30 am

    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    I only like yoga in the morning with some granola. Hmmm...what? Thats not yoga? You gotta bend in ways no normal body is expected to go? Well fooook that!! 🙃
Bending in ways no normal body is expected to go.... Oh yah! I thought I was going to live the rest of my life in that thread the needle pose. LOL


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
5/1/2021 8:28 am

    Quoting BiSussi:
    Yoga with my boyfriends is always on my menu 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year
    It keeps me young, keeps my spirit up and also their \8 is up all the time
    ___________________________________________-_____________ __________ _________
    All I wish for are men I can fall in love with and who like Making Babies and not just want Sex! After all, when it comes to Virgin, Experienced or Very Tight I have 2 out of 3 to offer
Well then! I need to start doing more yoga and find some boyfriends! LOL


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
5/1/2021 8:27 am

    Quoting bbuckwwheat:
    I also suffer from diminishing flexibility. Although I know little of yoga, I used to be able to reach most of my back with one hand or the other. Now, not so much.
Kind of sucks, doesn't it! I've made up my mind to start working on it, loosening myself back up. I'm not quite sure what happened, maybe too much desk work...


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
5/1/2021 8:23 am

    Quoting  :

The more you do it, the easier it gets... but this girl is just plain horrible at it. LOL Tomorrow I think I might try the one that is for flexibility, I'll have to let you know how THAT one goes.


citizen4722 64M  
74215 posts
5/1/2021 7:54 am

Well done on threading the needle.
Yoga isn't my cup of tea.


justskin1 70M
13066 posts
5/1/2021 7:49 am

I have tried yoga. Got tired of instructors trying to push me into positions and hurting my back.
May you get more flexible

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


MrWrong4RghtNow 55M  
2373 posts
5/1/2021 7:09 am

I only like yoga in the morning with some granola. Hmmm...what? Thats not yoga? You gotta bend in ways no normal body is expected to go? Well fooook that!! 🙃

My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


BiSussi 61F
1351 posts
5/1/2021 7:05 am

Yoga with my boyfriends is always on my menu 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year
It keeps me young, keeps my spirit up and also their \8 is up all the time
___________________________________________-_____________ __________ _________
All I wish for are men I can fall in love with and who like Making Babies and not just want Sex! After all, when it comes to Virgin, Experienced or Very Tight I have 2 out of 3 to offer

I love pussies and adore nice dicks


bbuckwwheat 63M
6239 posts
5/1/2021 6:48 am

I also suffer from diminishing flexibility. Although I know little of yoga, I used to be able to reach most of my back with one hand or the other. Now, not so much.

Private mailbox at my blog bbuckwwheat
Fayette, Iowa


secret_lade 47F
9026 posts
5/1/2021 5:15 am

I did a beginners 10 minute morning yoga routine this morning.

Nothing like a little yoga to remind you that you are NOT very flexible.

Egads....

I ended up not going to the gym last night, I was completely exhausted when I got home from work.

Exhausted to the point that I sat down on the couch and fell asleep in the blink of an eye.

Literally....

So, I figured a little yoga to start my day would be needed.

Uh.... Yah!

Soul crushing, I tell you.

Their version of beginner and my version of beginner... Two totally different things.

I participate in a Hinge Health program through my health insurance and as part of it you have access to all kinds of stuff, exercise routines included.

This is where I found beginners yoga!

It would be helpful though if they had an actual beginner doing the video. Some of us would like to see the chubby girl with the flexibility of a tire iron attempting to remain balanced as she threads the needle....

There I was, perched on my yoga mat watching the demonstrator on the video threading the needle with her right arm, head and shoulders on the mat, pulling it off in slow.... smooth.... movements.

"Exhale as you thread the needle with your right arm....."

My version was not quite so smooth.

Oh shit! Lost my balance...

I don't think my shoulder was meant to be on the mat....

I'm stuck... OMG! I'm stuck!!

Is my knee supposed to crack like that?

While I did manage to thread the needle with both arms, sound effects were involved. And a little profanity....

But I did thread that fucking need.

Happy Saturday!


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