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Spontaneous human combustion?  

secret_lade 48F
14251 posts
10/31/2021 2:10 am
Spontaneous human combustion?


Or hot flash?

Every fiber of my being is hoping for spontaneous human combustion....

Unfortunately, I think it's hot flash.

I was dying when I woke up yesterday morning. Untangling my legs from the sheets that were wrapped about them, I slid off my bed and stumbled in the bathroom. Certain I would see heat lines emanating from my body when I looked in the mirror before .....

There were no heat lines, just tiny little sweat beads along my hairline and above my upper lip.

For a while now I've felt like I'm transitioning in a whole new phase of my life, one that I'm not ready face.

Grey hair...

moving on...

Red faced, sweat beaded, hot flashes...

But, I'm facing it none-the-less.

I hopped in the shower and cried a little while the cool water cooled down my body. I can already tell, I'm not going handle this hot flash thing very well.

Wish luck! That was only hot flash number two and I already wanted die.

Happy Sunday!

Unzipmeslowly51 52M

11/3/2021 4:51 am

Id sure enjoy trying😊


CUMHANDLEME 60F
794 posts
10/31/2021 11:18 pm

Every woman is different how the change of life effects then. I started early (late 30's) and suffered for many years. Just know they do have hormone patches.

Do you have any Primal Urges ... I do, please CUMHANDLEME and explore some of my naughty and nice Primal ... Urges with me !!!


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
10/31/2021 2:56 pm

It's all part life, isn't it? 🤔
Forget about it for today.

Whatcha gonna watch with the spawn tonight? Any really good spooky ones on the menu? 🎃👻🧙‍♀️👺❗🦇


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
10/31/2021 1:36 pm

It's a good thing we men don't get hot flashes. We'd never cope!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
10/31/2021 1:03 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Black Cohosh...it's an herbal supplement that can help with hot flashes. Freezable gel packs, used for injuries. They can help with hot flashes, too.
Black Cohosh.... I'm going to look that up.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
10/31/2021 1:00 pm

    Quoting MrRareity:
    I use to chuckle when someone told me they had hot flashes. Then I came down with Covid. I has hot, clammy, my head was sweating, and I couldn't get cooled down. My temperature was normal so Tylenol wasn't an option. I never have felt so bad. I told myself then never again will I laugh when someone tells me they have hot flashes. I know they are real and they suck!! I do know that they will pass and everything you worried about will be just fine.
    Hugs though, John
I grew up with my grandparents and I saw hot flashes first hand. I wish I had been more sympathetic, but I was so little, I would laugh at how sweaty she was and she would make jokes about getting old. I miss her a lot, especially right now.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
10/31/2021 12:51 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I remember one "crazy" fight we had early in her "change". The next day she said, "Sorry, that was the hormones". I told her it was OK and that's all she ever had to say to get a free pass, no matter what happens. The very next "crazy" fight she made sure to say, "and it AIN'T the hormones". i never understood her thought process after that.
And, that's what I'm afraid of..... I can't find my partner in crime as it is, let's throw in a little Crazy Hormone Psycho and a Hot Flash Hattie to the mix! They'll be beating my door down now....


mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
10/31/2021 9:57 am

    Quoting secret_lade:
    I look forward to the no more period part.... It's the 'Crazy Shit' that worries me. I don't want to be crazy.
I remember one "crazy" fight we had early in her "change". The next day she said, "Sorry, that was the hormones". I told her it was OK and that's all she ever had to say to get a free pass, no matter what happens. The very next "crazy" fight she made sure to say, "and it AIN'T the hormones". i never understood her thought process after that.


MrRareity 62M  
4589 posts
10/31/2021 7:51 am

I use to chuckle when someone told me they had hot flashes. Then I came down with Covid. I has hot, clammy, my head was sweating, and I couldn't get cooled down. My temperature was normal so Tylenol wasn't an option. I never have felt so bad. I told myself then never again will I laugh when someone tells me they have hot flashes. I know they are real and they suck!! I do know that they will pass and everything you worried about will be just fine.
Hugs though, John

We have two lives, and the second begins when we realise we have only one - Confucious


pagancountrygirl 65F
6466 posts
10/31/2021 7:19 am

Black Cohosh...it's an herbal supplement that can help with hot flashes. Freezable gel packs, used for injuries. They can help with hot flashes, too.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
10/31/2021 6:28 am

    Quoting fixnit588:
    Good luck there! It's mighty cruel to have to go through that time.
Thank you... I agree, it is cruel.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
10/31/2021 6:25 am

    Quoting mufdiver69er2:
    3 letters for ya...H R T..worth a discussion with your primary care at least..
I will keep that in mind.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
10/31/2021 6:25 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Gray hair is sexy, and the end result will be NO MORE PERIODS!!!!! Except for the "crazy" shit, I remember looking forward to the end results when my Ex started her menopause. Unfortunately, our marriage never survived the crazy shit.
I look forward to the no more period part.... It's the 'Crazy Shit' that worries me. I don't want to be crazy.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
10/31/2021 6:17 am

It would take a LOT of blowing....


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
10/31/2021 6:17 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    I hope the hot flushes are just a one-off or a two-off.
Me too.... me too....


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
10/31/2021 6:16 am

    Quoting SCMale4U1000:
    Don't be so pessimistic, maybe you'll spontaneously combust this afternoon. Perhaps you're transitioning into a Super Hero and this is just the unfortunate side effect....
    Best of luck!
Super Hero Transition.... How did I *not* see that theory??? LOL Nix the spontaneous combustion, I want to be a Super Hero.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
10/31/2021 6:15 am

I'm a little worried.... That really is a miserable feeling.


fixnit588 63M  
169 posts
10/31/2021 5:24 am

Good luck there! It's mighty cruel to have to go through that time.


mufdiver69er2 62M
1951 posts
10/31/2021 5:15 am

3 letters for ya...H R T..worth a discussion with your primary care at least..

woop woop


mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
10/31/2021 4:49 am

Gray hair is sexy, and the end result will be NO MORE PERIODS!!!!! Except for the "crazy" shit, I remember looking forward to the end results when my Ex started her menopause. Unfortunately, our marriage never survived the crazy shit.


Unzipmeslowly51 52M

10/31/2021 4:39 am

Ill blow on you😊


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
10/31/2021 4:33 am

I hope the hot flushes are just a one-off or a two-off.


SCMale4U1000 62M

10/31/2021 4:20 am

Don't be so pessimistic, maybe you'll spontaneously combust this afternoon. Perhaps you're transitioning into a Super Hero and this is just the unfortunate side effect....
Best of luck!

"Where words fail, music speaks." Hans Christian Anderson


countryqueen1 73F

10/31/2021 3:27 am

I promise you they will pass.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
10/31/2021 2:11 am

Or hot flash?

Every fiber of my being is hoping for spontaneous human combustion....

Unfortunately, I think it's hot flash.

I was dying when I work up yesterday morning. I untangled my legs from the sheets that were wrapped about them and slid off my bed, stumbling into the bathroom. I was certain I would see heat lines emanating from my body when I looked in the mirror before me.....

No heat lines, just tiny little sweat beads along my hairline and above my upper lip.

For a while now I've felt like I'm transitioning into a whole new phase of my life, one that I'm not ready to face.

Grey hair...

Kids moving on...

Red faced, sweat beaded, hot flashes...

But, I'm facing it none-the-less.

I hopped in the shower and cried a little while the cool water cooled down my body. I can already tell, I'm not going to handle this hot flash thing very well.

Wish me luck! That was only hot flash number two and I already wanted to die.

Happy Sunday!


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