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The Car Ride of Doom  

secret_lade 48F
14187 posts
6/20/2021 11:16 am
The Car Ride of Doom


What do you get when you cross a winged insect, two teenage girls, and a moving vehicle?

You get chaos!

I was headed out the Ex Husband's house drop the Spawn and her friend off for Father's Day festivities when all of a sudden....

"Aaaaahhhhh!!! Moooooommmmm!!!"

"What?!? What in the hell are you guys screaming about??"

"'s a bug in your hair!!"

Now was my time scream and flail around.

"Aaaaahhhh!! Get out!! Get out!!"

I was trying keep the car on the road, find the bug in the rear view mirror, and remain calm but wasn't working.

"Oh my Gooooddddd!!! Moooooommmmm!! 's on my leg!!!"

Not going lie, I did feel a huge amount of relief that was no longer in my hair. Better on her than on me!

"Roll your window down, flick out the window."

The people in the car behind us must have thought we were crazy when they saw her foot sticking out the window.

But we managed release that monster back into the wild.

Happy Sunday!

secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
6/22/2021 2:19 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I wonder how many road fatalities are caused by insects....
I googled it! The most recent statistic I could find was from 2016.

2016 showed over 650,000 accidents a year from distracted driving incidents as a result of a flying insect


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
6/22/2021 2:16 am

    Quoting  :

If I have any say in the matter.... Yes! My car - no fly zone!! LOL


mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
6/21/2021 3:14 am

I wonder how many road fatalities are caused by insects....


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
6/21/2021 2:34 am

I'm glad you got a good laugh.


anicecpl4u1 42M/41F  
4 posts
6/20/2021 10:03 pm

hahaha that was funny


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
6/20/2021 9:33 pm

I'd say you are probably correct!


boobwhisperer69 59M  
8322 posts
6/20/2021 6:01 pm

I'd say bee's have caused many of wrecks!!!!!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
6/20/2021 4:52 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    It's funny how not long ago she casually picked a bug off your leg so she could go back to watching her movie, but when a bug is in your hair or on her leg, she kinda freaks! Too funny! I guess it depends on the bug, too.
This was ugly.... One of those giant mosquito looking things. Ugh!! They make my skin crawl about as much as a june bug. I know they are good bugs, but.... Ack!!!!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
6/20/2021 4:50 pm

    Quoting  :

It definitely got that! Lol


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
6/20/2021 4:49 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    At least you can say "There's no fly's on me".
Egads! This was one of those giant mosquito looking things... Ugh!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
6/20/2021 4:49 pm

Happy Sunday!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
6/20/2021 4:48 pm

    Quoting countryqueen1:
    Lol, I can pick everything that went on in the car and I'm laughing so hard the tears are pouring down my face. Thank you for the laugh, I needed it!! PS I'm so glad no one got hurt
It was pretty funny. Even the Ex Husband laughed and the girls told him the tale. I'm glad you got a good laugh!


pagancountrygirl 65F
6466 posts
6/20/2021 2:01 pm

It's funny how not long ago she casually picked a bug off your leg so she could go back to watching her movie, but when a bug is in your hair or on her leg, she kinda freaks! Too funny! I guess it depends on the bug, too.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
6/20/2021 1:41 pm

At least you can say "There's no fly's on me".


JustRegHungGuy 35M

6/20/2021 1:38 pm

Good story? lol. Happy Sunday!


countryqueen1 73F

6/20/2021 1:14 pm

Lol, I can pick everything that went on in the car and I'm laughing so hard the tears are pouring down my face. Thank you for the laugh, I needed it!! PS I'm so glad no one got hurt


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
6/20/2021 11:16 am

What do you get when you cross a winged insect, two teenage girls, and a moving vehicle?

You get chaos!

I was headed out to the Ex Husband's house to drop the Spawn and her friend off for Father's Day festivities when all of a sudden....

"Aaaaahhhhh!!! Moooooommmmm!!!"

"What?!? What in the hell are you guys screaming about??"

"There's a bug in your hair!!"

Now it was my time to scream and flail around.

"Aaaaahhhh!! Get it out!! Get it out!!"

I was trying to keep the car on the road, find the bug in the rear view mirror, and remain calm but it wasn't working.

"Oh my Gooooddddd!!! Moooooommmmm!! It's on my leg!!!"

Not going to lie, I did feel a huge amount of relief that it was no longer in my hair. Better on her than on me!

"Roll your window down, flick it out the window."

The people in the car behind us must have thought we were crazy when they saw her foot sticking out the window.

But we managed to release that monster back into the wild.

Happy Sunday!


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