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The Return of Douche Canoe  

secret_lade 48F
14187 posts
6/27/2021 7:52 am
The Return of Douche Canoe


Sometimes, they just don't get the hint.

I've blogged about this guy before, more than once. Every couple of months he reappears like I may have somehow magically changed my mind.

I have not.

You may recall the last time he tried communicating with me was in April. He'd asked me to refresh his memory he couldn't remember why I was mad at him.

Uh.... Yah.

He was the one who was mad at me for making fun of his dick pic toilet selfie.....

So, I reminded him. I then told him I wasn't interested in going down that road again.

And, that was it.

I love it when these guys decide to let a couple of months go by then try to start up a conversation where you left off.... Like it just fucking happened.

Why are you here then?

6/26/2021 9:07 am
I'm one of the bloggers on here.... I've made a few friends, people that do enjoy my sense of humor, and I keep in touch with them here. Just because you are here to find hookups and one night stands it doesn't mean everyone else has that same intent.

6/26/2021 9:21 am
You jump to conclusions m'lady

6/26/2021 9:27 am
I'm looking for a someone who enjoys sex as much as I do. Thought would be an ideal place

6/26/2021 9:29 am
Oh well, we'll never meet so happy blogging - whatever the fuck that is
6/26/2021 9:31 am


Be still my beating heart! Boy, this guy really knows how to win a girl over! It's about time he get's the !

The thing is, I really like sex, and, I know what I'm doing.... I just can't, for the life of me, find what I'm looking for.

At least not where I live.

Where I live, I find and million and one of *this* guy....

secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
6/29/2021 12:38 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    That block-head will never have a blog-head
Nope, he certainly will not!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
6/29/2021 12:37 am

    Quoting  :

Nope, not cool at all.


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
6/28/2021 8:49 am

That block-head will never have a blog-head


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
6/27/2021 3:15 pm

    Quoting hippiechick1967:
    "The thing is, I really like sex, and, I know what I'm doing.... I just can't, for the life of me, find what I'm looking for."

    Yep, this is a dating site after all. When the sex fizzles out with guys from okcupid just come here to get accused of being of loose morals. Newsflash: liking sex and being good at it doesn't make a woman a whore. It makes her a good partner to have!
You are so very correct in that statement!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
6/27/2021 3:09 pm

    Quoting  :

You know, it is hopeless. I feel, at this moment in time, without hope of finding that partner in crime. I've even given up looking for him.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
6/27/2021 3:06 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    There are soooo many of "his" type on this site. And they all seem to do this same thing! Maybe it's hardwired into their brains to behave like that? Ugh....
I can't imagine that they are very successful at meeting any women on here.... They assume the women on here are ravenous nymphos just waiting for the next sausage party. Because apparently, if a woman likes sex, that's all she's capable of being.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
6/27/2021 3:01 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Yep, I got divorced in the wrong town. 99% of the women here do NOT interest me.
Ugh... I feel ya. 99% of the men here don't interest me either....


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
6/27/2021 2:46 pm

    Quoting  :

Long distance has it's benefits.... When you are together, all that time spent together is special time. It has it's challenges, but when you've found your match, distance means nothing. You can make it work.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
6/27/2021 2:41 pm

    Quoting bustinout20202:
    "...happy blogging - whatever the fuck that is"?!!
    What a moron! Obviously, prolly doesn't bother to read profiles either!
I'm certain he does not read profiles. My guess is he opens the TSdates.com app on his phone and randomly decides his next victim. When he runs out of new meat he revisits the ones he messaged in the past trying to find one that will be desperate enough to revisit that train wreck.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
6/27/2021 2:37 pm

    Quoting jolielaide:
    yup, piss n' vinegar douche.

    you better than i, secret, bc i wouldn't even have bothered to respond. if they come off as sounding like athe first time, there will be no second time. all props to you for being decent to offer a reply albeit dude didn't deserve one.
I don't really deserve any props.... I do it on purpose to keep getting him pissed off at me.


hippiechick1967 58F
13154 posts
6/27/2021 2:29 pm

"The thing is, I really like sex, and, I know what I'm doing.... I just can't, for the life of me, find what I'm looking for."

Yep, this is a dating site after all. When the sex fizzles out with guys from okcupid just come here to get accused of being of loose morals. Newsflash: liking sex and being good at it doesn't make a woman a whore. It makes her a good partner to have!

Elevate me...


jolielaide 51F  
1754 posts
6/27/2021 12:05 pm

yup, piss n' vinegar douche.

you better than i, secret, bc i wouldn't even have bothered to respond. if they come off as sounding like athe first time, there will be no second time. all props to you for being decent to offer a reply albeit dude didn't deserve one.


bustinout20202 65F  
1080 posts
6/27/2021 11:37 am

"...happy blogging - whatever the fuck that is"?!!
What a moron! Obviously, prolly doesn't bother to read profiles either!

~~~" Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift." --Mary Oliver~~~


mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
6/27/2021 11:11 am

Yep, I got divorced in the wrong town. 99% of the women here do NOT interest me.


pagancountrygirl 65F
6466 posts
6/27/2021 9:06 am

There are soooo many of "his" type on this site. And they all seem to do this same thing! Maybe it's hardwired into their brains to behave like that? Ugh....

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


nsnguystill 70M
428 posts
6/27/2021 8:47 am

" Sometimes, they just don't get the hint."
and that is why lodge makes an extra (22inch) large cast iron fry pan with a longer handle.
that should knock some sense into anyone


there is a world of difference between insane and stupid


topherific 60M
5209 posts
6/27/2021 8:32 am


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
6/27/2021 7:52 am

Sometimes, they just don't get the hint.

I've blogged about this guy before, more than once. Every couple of months he reappears like I may have somehow magically changed my mind.

I have not.

You may recall the last time he tried communicating with me was in April. He'd asked me to refresh his memory he couldn't remember why I was mad at him.

Uh.... Yah.

He was the one who was mad at me for making fun of his dick pic toilet selfie.....

So, I reminded him. I then told him I wasn't interested in going down that road again.

And, that was it.

I love it when these guys decide to let a couple of months go by then try to start up a conversation where you left off.... Like it just fucking happened.

Why are you here then?

6/26/2021 9:07 am
I'm one of the bloggers on here.... I've made a few friends, people that do enjoy my sense of humor, and I keep in touch with them here. Just because you are here to find hookups and one night stands it doesn't mean everyone else has that same intent.

6/26/2021 9:21 am
You jump to conclusions m'lady

6/26/2021 9:27 am
I'm looking for a someone who enjoys sex as much as I do. Thought would be an ideal place

6/26/2021 9:29 am
Oh well, we'll never meet so happy blogging - whatever the fuck that is
6/26/2021 9:31 am

Be still my beating heart! Boy, this guy really knows how to win a girl over! It's about time he get's the message!

The thing is, I really like sex, and, I know what I'm doing.... I just can't, for the life of me, find what I'm looking for.

At least not where I live.

Where I live, I find and million and one of *this* guy....


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