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This Week in Review  

secret_lade 48F
14187 posts
8/8/2021 12:25 pm
This Week in Review

1. Cleaned the Spawn's bedroom.


Holy hell, that's six hours of misery I never want to experience again. That bedroom could have been used as a set prop for the movie 'Hostel'.

Thing's I discovered during that journey:

* An orange snow sled hidden under the bed. Really?!? When did we get a snow sled?

* The closet door had been off the track for so long she literally didn't remember a time when it actually worked. Why did she not tell me about it??

* A little pile of sunflower seeds in the far corner of the bedroom. Wouldn't normally be so bad, except, none of us actually eat sunflower seeds.

* The bedroom carpet beneath all that junk. I had to empty the vacuum canister three times while we uncovered the floor, section by section, but it eventually made it's appearance.

* Together, the Spawn and I can accomplish anything!

2. Sewer gnats are a real thing.


I'm still grossed out by the whole ordeal, but thanks to all the suggestions I received, I've got the situation nearly taken care of.



3. Apartment Complex Stud has officially moved out.


I know, I know! This time I know for certain. He knocked on my door and said "Hey, I'm moving out today."

I wonder who will wind up being the next occupants in the apartment across the hall....

4. Someone needs to invent an adult bib.


It's a little embarrassing eating my lunch with a napkin tucked into the neck of my shirt.... But I've decided I'm just going to have to do it!

Every single day last week I wound up dropping food onto my chest while I was eating lunch.

* Monday - salad dressing coated tomato

* Tuesday - gravy dribble from a Healthy Choice tv dinner

* Wednesday - broccoli floret from yet another Healthy Choice tv dinner

* Thursday - yogurt from a blueberry that clung to the bottom of my spoon until I got it nearly to my lips. I swear to God there's a fucking bull's-eye on my chest!

* Friday - chicken from my grilled caesar chicken salad wrap

I've taken to eating my lunch with a Tide pen and hand wipes.

Classy!

And there you have it.... Another Sunday in the books.

Let's just hope that next week is just as exciting.

Happy Sunday!

69ereatwetpussy 60M
6778 posts
8/11/2021 4:30 am

Love to move on in as long as can enjoy some dinner with you maybe on you.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/9/2021 8:13 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    There's nothing wrong with food dribbling down your chest!
It's a little awkward when you still have to work the rest of the day! LOL "Eyes up here, buddy, not on the food stains!" LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/9/2021 8:12 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    The sunflowers seeds had me thinking "mouse".
I'm thinking mouse too... But who knows how long ago. I've never actually seen one here, and now I've got the kitty, so it may have been a while. That bedroom has been a pit for quite some time.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/9/2021 8:10 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    McLade!!!!

    I'd like to offer my services as a chest-cleaner, if I may. My rates are very reasonable, I'm a hard worker, and I can offer a guarantee of 100% satisfaction........if you're interested, please just let me know!

    Hope you're well otherwise lovely girl, or as well as you can be.
With a 100% satisfaction guarantee... How could I not be interested?? LOL Aside from missing the Boot Camp Boy and dealing with the aftermath of my dad's death, I've been doing well.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/9/2021 8:07 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    Were their actual flowers growing from those sunflower seeds? They had enough compost from the carpet
No actual flowers, just seeds. Phew!!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/9/2021 8:06 pm

Me too!


Blueyedguy823 56M  
1077 posts
8/9/2021 9:49 am

I'm glad it worked!


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
8/9/2021 9:01 am

Were their actual flowers growing from those sunflower seeds? They had enough compost from the carpet


lindoboy100 59M  
23969 posts
8/9/2021 6:25 am

McLade!!!!

I'd like to offer my services as a chest-cleaner, if I may. My rates are very reasonable, I'm a hard worker, and I can offer a guarantee of 100% satisfaction........if you're interested, please just let me know!

Hope you're well otherwise lovely girl, or as well as you can be.


mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
8/9/2021 4:56 am

The sunflowers seeds had me thinking "mouse".


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/9/2021 3:53 am

    Quoting boobwhisperer69:
    We MUST see the chest to evaluate the situation and advise a game-plan!!!! Seriously!!!!!
Hmmm.... I think I may have posted a pic of it once, a while ago. Maybe its time to post a new one.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/9/2021 3:50 am

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    Ild help you clean up the mess on your chest.
    We where all kids at one time and rooms could get out of control troll.
    As for your stud living may you have a new one to take his place.
    If I was looking Ild move in .lololll
You want to be the new Apartment Complex Stud? I hear they're accepting applications.... LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/9/2021 3:49 am

    Quoting name3223:
    sounds like an interesting week
When sewer gnats, adult bibs, and house cleaning are the highlights of your week.... I don't know that interesting is the right term. Boring? Maybe... LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/9/2021 3:45 am

    Quoting topherific:
    totally freaked out about the 'sewer gnats'!
I know! Me too!! Yikes!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/9/2021 3:45 am

I totally need this shirt! LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/9/2021 3:44 am

    Quoting Joog8:
    house work is never done
Nope, it never is....


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/9/2021 3:43 am

Yes it was!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/9/2021 3:43 am

    Quoting  :

Good to know, good to know....


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
8/9/2021 3:25 am

There's nothing wrong with food dribbling down your chest!


GuyBeau75 47M
1 post
8/8/2021 11:00 pm

Wow what a week


Joog8 51M

8/8/2021 8:24 pm

house work is never done


benard69 65M/65F  
6298 posts
8/8/2021 6:51 pm


topherific 60M
5209 posts
8/8/2021 6:32 pm

totally freaked out about the 'sewer gnats'!


name3223 39M
1 post
8/8/2021 6:29 pm

sounds like an interesting week


69ereatwetpussy 60M
6778 posts
8/8/2021 6:11 pm

Ild help you clean up the mess on your chest.
We where all kids at one time and rooms could get out of control troll.
As for your stud living may you have a new one to take his place.
If I was looking Ild move in .lololll


boobwhisperer69 59M  
8322 posts
8/8/2021 5:43 pm

We MUST see the chest to evaluate the situation and advise a game-plan!!!! Seriously!!!!!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/8/2021 4:46 pm

    Quoting  :

Oh, I'm totally on board with the bib thing! I saw the cheese on his bib and thought.... Yep! That's me alright!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/8/2021 4:42 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    Well You are still here, looks like you come throught it unscaved. Congrats and now get ready for next weeek!!!
Yes, I did manage to make it through the week. Phew!!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/8/2021 4:41 pm

    Quoting big54al:
    A thought occurred to me: Jade should post a pic of her chest with a bulls eye on it!
Ha ha ha ha.... You know, that's not a bad idea.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
8/8/2021 4:29 pm

    Quoting  :

This is pretty much the norm for me.... Never a dull moment!


lonlyforlove2 80M  
32704 posts
8/8/2021 3:40 pm

Well You are still here, looks like you come throught it unscaved. Congrats and now get ready for next weeek!!!

Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'


big54al 68M
2259 posts
8/8/2021 3:21 pm

A thought occurred to me: Jade should post a pic of her chest with a bulls eye on it!


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