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We all have that one coworker....  

secret_lade 48F
14277 posts
2/9/2022 3:16 am
We all have that one coworker....


That BURST of rosy sunshine amidst the doom and gloom.

Yah.... Just leave me alone with my storm cloud, Sunshine! I prefer to wallow in my misery!

"Good morning [Secret_lade]!"

I was in the restroom evaluating my level of disgust over the amount of static that had accumulated on my body during the course of the morning.

Sweater stuck to me like second skin?? Check!

Hair standing on end like I was holding a Van De Graah Generator?? Check check!!

"Good morning! How are you today?"

You could hear the myriad of static snaps as I pulled my sweater away from my layering tank top that lay beneath it.

"You may not want to walk next to me, these's no telling what kind of electrical charge I may emit."

For the first time in a few days I laughed. A good, long, heartfelt laugh.

"You know, you are one of my favorite people to work with. Every day you are so beautiful, inside and out [Secret_lade]. Even on days like today, and I'm not quite sure what's going on with your hair...."

We both laughed again as she quickly pulled her hand back after getting zapped when she tried to touch my shoulder.

"Damn you, you burst my rain cloud. I was ready to spend the rest of my day complaining and grumbling about static and work and now I can't because you brightened my day!"

She had the biggest smile and I could tell I'd made her day as well.

I dedicate this post to those rosy bursts of sunshine out there.....

Even when we don't want you to, you make our day.

Happy Wednesday!

boobwhisperer69 59M  
8322 posts
2/13/2022 1:29 pm

Rosy bursts of sunshine!!! Never thought we'd hear those words from your lips!!!!!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/10/2022 4:09 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Kinda brings to mind that Eagles song "Witchy Woman".
    Sparks fly from her fingertips....
    lol
Ha ha ha ha.... I actually love that song. Perhaps I'm a witchy woman??


pagancountrygirl 64F
6466 posts
2/10/2022 2:57 pm

Kinda brings to mind that Eagles song "Witchy Woman".
Sparks fly from her fingertips....
lol

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/10/2022 1:58 am

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    We got the same weather down here the humidity is in the low teens and every time I walk across the room I get a snap when i touch any thing,, At least you got some one's attention..
I picked up a little humidifier for my house so it hasn't been so bad at home. I might have to get a diffuser or something for my office, that was crazy. I figure the sweater didn't like the lining on the inside of my coat and built up static all the way to work. I have since sprayed the inner lining of my coat with static guard. Maybe it will help.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/10/2022 1:54 am

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    wonder what it would feel like to zap a full erection right on the head lolololol
Wanna give it a try? LOL


lonlyforlove2 79M  
32704 posts
2/9/2022 5:25 pm

We got the same weather down here the humidity is in the low teens and every time I walk across the room I get a snap when i touch any thing,, At least you got some one's attention..

Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'


69ereatwetpussy 60M
6778 posts
2/9/2022 4:56 pm

wonder what it would feel like to zap a full erection right on the head lolololol


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/9/2022 4:20 pm

I do my best!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/9/2022 4:19 pm

    Quoting Jules1590:
    LOVE LOVE LOVE this post!

    We DO all need a ray of sunshine and I'm so glad you posted and dedicated it to those who are just that... a big ray of sunshine!

    Also loved the imagery and the Van Der Graa Generator. A woman who knows her power tools, er, equipment.

    Very funny post. It always makes my day when someone shines positivity all over me.
I'm so glad you loved my post! It was a brief conversation, but it changed the tone of my whole week. It wouldn't be the same without those rays of sunshine.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/9/2022 4:08 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    The static you generate could be the answer to the problem of climate change!
    We all need sunshine in our lives.
We do all need a little sunshine in our lives. zap zap!!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/9/2022 4:04 pm

    Quoting  :

I agree... It's people like that who redeem my faith in human kind.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/9/2022 4:02 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Static Guard. It can help control your ability to quick fry those co-workers you really do want to be around!
I had a can of it in my office but I used it all! I've been telling myself for weeks to pick up another can and keep forgetting. This was incentive enough to remedy that.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/9/2022 4:01 pm

    Quoting staci_19702:
    Holy cow. What a great co-worker!
    I love having those people around.
    Becoming a rare species.
Today she asked me about the Mighty Marine, said she was praying for him. Absolute sweetheart.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/9/2022 4:00 pm

    Quoting  :

Ooops!! I typo'd. I would have spelled it wrong anyway, I would have spelled it with only one F anyway. I only had a few minutes to type this out this morning before I had to leave for work, I didn't do any proofreading.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/9/2022 3:56 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    "Laugh and the world laughs with you."

    A sweater I bought recently was picking up a lot of static electricity, so I returned it to the store.

    They gave me another one free of charge.
I've worn this sweater before, several times.... I don't know why it was such an issue this time. Everything is just so dry anymore....


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/9/2022 3:55 pm

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    Carry dryer sheet with you it eliminate statics
    You have force dry air at home get a small table top dehumidifier work great
    Even though you have to fill so turn it on and off when in the room.
    It will help you sleep better too. Wake up less congested.
    I have a few bubbly people in my life that Brighton up my world.
    Way to many downer to drown with.
    Your a bright 🌞 spot to me. Xoxoxoxoxo
    Now go zap someone for me.
Ha ha ha ha I zapped my daughter about 5 times before she finally decided to lock me out of her bedroom.


pagancountrygirl 64F
6466 posts
2/9/2022 2:57 pm

Static Guard. It can help control your ability to quick fry those co-workers you really do want to be around!

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


Jules1590 54F
8151 posts
2/9/2022 12:48 pm

LOVE LOVE LOVE this post!

We DO all need a ray of sunshine and I'm so glad you posted and dedicated it to those who are just that... a big ray of sunshine!

Also loved the imagery and the Van Der Graa Generator. A woman who knows her power tools, er, equipment.

Very funny post. It always makes my day when someone shines positivity all over me.


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
2/9/2022 12:20 pm

"Laugh and the world laughs with you."

A sweater I bought recently was picking up a lot of static electricity, so I returned it to the store.

They gave me another one free of charge.


staci_19702 51T  
3767 posts
2/9/2022 7:34 am

Holy cow. What a great co-worker!
I love having those people around.
Becoming a rare species.

Have a great day! 💋
Staci


Unzipmeslowly51x 52M
216 posts
2/9/2022 6:23 am

Bzzźz😂😂😂x your funny


topherific 59M
5209 posts
2/9/2022 5:48 am

what a nice story


69ereatwetpussy 60M
6778 posts
2/9/2022 5:23 am

Carry dryer sheet with you it eliminate statics
You have force dry air at home get a small table top dehumidifier work great
Even though you have to fill so turn it on and off when in the room.
It will help you sleep better too. Wake up less congested.
I have a few bubbly people in my life that Brighton up my world.
Way to many downer to drown with.
Your a bright 🌞 spot to me. Xoxoxoxoxo
Now go zap someone for me.


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
2/9/2022 5:07 am

The static you generate could be the answer to the problem of climate change!
We all need sunshine in our lives.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/9/2022 3:16 am

That BURST of rosy sunshine amidst the doom and gloom.

Yah.... Just leave me alone with my storm cloud, Sunshine! I prefer to wallow in my misery!

"Good morning [Secret_lade]!"

I was in the restroom evaluating my level of disgust over the amount of static that had accumulated on my body during the course of the morning.

Sweater stuck to me like second skin?? Check!

Hair standing on end like I was holding a Van De Graah Generator?? Check check!!

"Good morning! How are you today?"

You could hear the myriad of static snaps as I pulled my sweater away from my layering tank top that lay beneath it.

"You may not want to walk next to me, these's no telling what kind of electrical charge I may emit."

For the first time in a few days I laughed. A good, long, heartfelt laugh.

"You know, you are one of my favorite people to work with. Every day you are so beautiful, inside and out [Secret_lade]. Even on days like today, and I'm not quite sure what's going on with your hair...."

We both laughed again as she quickly pulled her hand back after getting zapped when she tried to touch my shoulder.

"Damn you, you burst my rain cloud. I was ready to spend the rest of my day complaining and grumbling about static and work and now I can't because you brightened my day!"

She had the biggest smile and I could tell I'd made her day as well.

I dedicate this post to those rosy bursts of sunshine out there.....

Even when we don't want you to, you make our day.

Happy Wednesday!


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