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You know it's been a rough night when....  

secret_lade 48F
14355 posts
2/10/2022 2:23 am
You know it's been a rough night when....


Your phone doesn't recognize you during the facial recognition thing.

Yikes!

So, there I was....

Moments ago....

One eye open and drool still trickling down the left side of my face trying to turn the alarm off on my phone.... Only it had come to life the moment I picked it up.

"Oh My God!! What's going on with this thing?!?"

Trying not to get mad AND trying to collect my barely conscious thoughts enough to use my barely mobile fingers to punch in a phone key was impossible.

I wanted to die in that moment just to be done with it all.

"Siri, turn the alarm off!"

The moment she said 'ok' I tossed the phone down on my bed and lay back for a moment. Chuckling a little, I gave Siri an Irish accent and I've been like a ever since, laughing when I hear her speak.

Peeling myself out of bed, I went into the bathroom to turn on the shower and that's when I notice it...

The reason the face recognition likely didn't work.

It was like something out of 'Exorcist.'

Hair standing on end, one side only.

Sheet lines deeply embedded into my face.

Eyebrow hairs above my left eye all pushed straight up.

I had to look away....

The Tilly Cat strolled by the bathroom door and even she picked up speed as she peered inside and saw me standing there.

"Oh, yah... Like you're perfect. I saw you lick your butt."

All I can say is, thank God for whoever invented the shower.

Time to erase away this nightmare!

Happy Thursday!

Unzipmeslowly51x 52M
216 posts
2/11/2022 3:01 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    I wish hot and sunny.... We're actually going to go hiking and stay at a state park. It's got a river, waterfalls, covered bridges, and a hotel so I can 'rough it' without actually having to rough it. Can't wait!
Sounds lovely. Somewhere to recharge the batteries and clear the clutter from the brain. Have a lovely time. ...oh and you can still get that fruity drink...heck your on holiday😊x


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/11/2022 12:57 am

    Quoting Unzipmeslowly51x:
    Very nice....somewhere hot and sunny i hope...im jealous😊got room in your luggage for a little one😁😁x
I wish hot and sunny.... We're actually going to go hiking and stay at a state park. It's got a river, waterfalls, covered bridges, and a hotel so I can 'rough it' without actually having to rough it. Can't wait!


Unzipmeslowly51x 52M
216 posts
2/10/2022 4:17 pm

Very nice....somewhere hot and sunny i hope...im jealous😊got room in your luggage for a little one😁😁x


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/10/2022 4:08 pm

    Quoting  :

Well, good evening to you! Ugh, bed head.... It's the stuff of nightmares.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/10/2022 4:02 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    I'm sorry. I was laughing my ass off (and tears were leaking out of my eyes) over your description of your appearance! Thanks for the morning chuckle. Just sorry it was at your expense.
I'm glad you enjoyed! Share the wealth I say.... If I have to see this nightmare, so should everyone else.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/10/2022 4:01 pm

    Quoting Unzipmeslowly51x:
    Hope you have a less rough daytime...i didnt sleep much last night...feel like a extra in an apocalypse movie right now😊x
It was a much better work day.... I had a lot to get done, but everything went smoothly. I even booked a vacation for my daughter and I.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/10/2022 4:00 pm

    Quoting RavenGB:
    You poor darling! I had hoped (vicariously) that your dilema followed a night of unbridled passion with one (or more) playmates of choice, but alas...

    Cats are always smug. They do as they please, when they please, demand food, affection, access and egress as they will and never feel compelled to do a damned thing in return.
Alas.... It's been a while since I've had a night of unbridled passion. Sigh....


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/10/2022 3:58 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    I barely recognise myself when I look in the mirror. I keep thinking I have brown hair; I forget there's some grey hair!
This morning? I barely recognized myself.... LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/10/2022 3:57 pm

    Quoting patchdriver:
    Your self deprecating humour is hilarious!
I'm glad you enjoy my humor! I figure, if I have to be subject to this stuff, so should everyone else. LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/10/2022 3:55 pm

    Quoting  :

I have had some legendary bed head.... I'm a side sleeper so it's almost always pushed up on one side or both. Scary shit, I tell ya.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/10/2022 3:52 pm

    Quoting WyoCowboy7751:
    Rough night for me is occasionally going to bed , waking up thinking that it is early morning and then look at clock only to discover that I have only been asleep for several hours 😡🥺🤠
I wake up in the middle of the night almost every night, some nights are better than others and I can fall asleep relatively quickly, within an hour or so. Last night was not one of those nights. I think my fitbit said I got 4 hours of sleep, total.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/10/2022 3:51 pm

I certainly hope so. I'm really ready for a day off, I've just been so tired all week.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/10/2022 3:49 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    As long as your head didn't spin around, you'll be fine.
There were no spinning heads.... I guess we all live to see another day. LOL


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
2/10/2022 8:40 am

As long as your head didn't spin around, you'll be fine.


flannel_light 60F
4586 posts
2/10/2022 7:50 am

MYbe Friday you will have a better morning

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


WyoCowboy7751 69M
2537 posts
2/10/2022 6:07 am

Rough night for me is occasionally going to bed , waking up thinking that it is early morning and then look at clock only to discover that I have only been asleep for several hours 😡🥺🤠


patchdriver 67M/66F  
156 posts
2/10/2022 5:28 am

Your self deprecating humour is hilarious!


Lookinginnmi 47M
126 posts
2/10/2022 5:17 am

That's how i start everyday, I'm in rough shape before a shower and coffee!


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
2/10/2022 5:10 am

I barely recognise myself when I look in the mirror. I keep thinking I have brown hair; I forget there's some grey hair!


justskin1 70M
13175 posts
2/10/2022 5:03 am

Hell of a way to start your day. No doubt Tilly did not want to delay your shower salvation though her giving you a "I still love you." purring leg rub would have been nice. Amazing how hot showers help.

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


RavenGB 61M
1430 posts
2/10/2022 4:20 am

You poor darling! I had hoped (vicariously) that your dilema followed a night of unbridled passion with one (or more) playmates of choice, but alas...

Cats are always smug. They do as they please, when they please, demand food, affection, access and egress as they will and never feel compelled to do a damned thing in return.


Unzipmeslowly51x 52M
216 posts
2/10/2022 3:50 am

Hope you have a less rough daytime...i didnt sleep much last night...feel like a extra in an apocalypse movie right now😊x


pagancountrygirl 64F
6466 posts
2/10/2022 3:45 am

I'm sorry. I was laughing my ass off (and tears were leaking out of my eyes) over your description of your appearance! Thanks for the morning chuckle. Just sorry it was at your expense.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/10/2022 2:24 am

Your phone doesn't recognize you during the facial recognition thing.

Yikes!

So, there I was....

Moments ago....

One eye open and drool still trickling down the left side of my face trying to turn the alarm off on my phone.... Only it had come to life the moment I picked it up.

"Oh My God!! What's going on with this thing?!?"

Trying not to get mad AND trying to collect my barely conscious thoughts enough to use my barely mobile fingers to punch in a phone key was impossible.

I wanted to die in that moment just to be done with it all.

"Siri, turn the alarm off!"

The moment she said 'ok' I tossed the phone down on my bed and lay back for a moment. Chuckling a little, I gave Siri an Irish accent and I've been like a kid ever since, laughing when I hear her speak.

Peeling myself out of bed, I went into the bathroom to turn on the shower and that's when I notice it...

The reason the face recognition likely didn't work.

It was like something out of 'Exorcist.'

Hair standing on end, one side only.

Sheet lines deeply embedded into my face.

Eyebrow hairs above my left eye all pushed straight up.

I had to look away....

The Tilly Cat strolled by the bathroom door and even she picked up speed as she peered inside and saw me standing there.

"Oh, yah... Like you're perfect. I saw you lick your butt."

All I can say is, thank God for whoever invented the shower.

Time to erase away this nightmare!

Happy Thursday!


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