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TGIF!
Feb 18 3:03 am 14  Feb 25 6:34 pm
The Shot Heard Around the World
Feb 16 4:40 am 30  Mar 14 6:58 am
In an unexpected Valentine's Day twist....
Feb 14 11:35 pm 36  Feb 17 8:41 am
I'm betrayed.
Feb 13 3:46 pm 17  Feb 14 12:50 pm
Feel that icy chill?
Feb 12 2:27 pm 26  Feb 13 3:53 pm
Phone calls from Don Juan....
Feb 11 3:13 am 22  Feb 12 2:13 pm
You know it's been a rough night when....
Feb 10 2:23 am 24  Feb 11 3:01 pm
We all have that one coworker....
Feb 9 3:16 am 25  Feb 13 1:29 pm
A Blank Screen
Feb 8 2:15 am Feb 8 5:24 pm
Now you see it, now you don't.
Feb 7 3:08 am 19  Feb 10 2:28 am
When your Landlord wants a reason for a surprise inspection.....
Feb 6 4:33 pm 28  Feb 7 3:47 pm
Oh Friday.... So fucking happy to see you!
Feb 4 3:19 am 25  Feb 6 4:40 pm
A Public Restroom Horror Story
Feb 3 3:16 am 26  Feb 3 11:06 pm
Just move along, nothing to see here....
Feb 2 1:32 am 26  Feb 3 11:16 pm
You can try to hide the crazy....
Feb 1 3:16 am 20  Feb 2 3:17 pm
Dream Personalities
Jan 27 3:13 am 13  Feb 1 3:43 pm
The Sunday Morning Post
Jan 23 8:21 am 22  Jan 24 6:16 am
This morning....
Jan 20 4:36 pm 21  Jan 22 11:53 am
5 Things NOT to do in an Interview
Jan 18 10:33 pm 30  Feb 9 8:29 pm
Snap, crackle, pop....
Jan 17 3:02 am 19  Jan 18 3:10 am
Today's topic? How did you NOT see that coming??
Jan 14 3:11 am 27  Jan 15 3:10 pm
Only at my house....
Jan 12 11:52 pm 31  Jan 15 6:36 am
Coffee and Clay Mud Masks
Jan 12 1:15 am 21  Jan 13 12:44 pm
On today's episode of 'Ask Secret_lade'....
Jan 11 12:48 am 49  Jan 20 10:49 pm
A Most Beautiful Boy
Jan 9 2:36 am 25  Jan 10 11:39 pm
Mothman of Bellaire?
Jan 7 5:37 pm 21  Jan 9 9:39 pm
It's 2 a.m. my old friend....
Jan 5 11:52 pm 24  Jan 9 10:00 pm
I cant find my remote... A Tale of Terror as told by Secret_lade
Jan 4 10:42 pm 23  Jan 6 9:15 am
The Mighty Marine is home at last!
Dec 19 6:49 pm 23  Jan 4 11:13 pm
Move over Bobby Flay....
Dec 14 3:09 am 29  Dec 19 6:17 pm
There's a new man in my life....
Dec 11 3:54 am 43  Dec 19 7:23 am
It's 2:20 in the morning on a Tuesday....
Dec 7 12:40 am 20  Dec 13 8:06 am
No matter how old they are....
Dec 3 1:45 am 27  Dec 11 4:21 pm
Tales from the Plump Side
Dec 2 1:39 am 39  Dec 31 6:38 pm
When your points total is 666....
Nov 30 3:59 pm 29  Dec 3 12:38 pm
Cherry Balsamic Pork Chops
Nov 28 4:05 pm 33  Dec 27 11:04 am
A New Thanksgiving
Nov 26 4:57 am 16  Nov 29 2:07 am
On Today's episode of 'Cooking with Secret_Lade'....
Nov 23 5:13 pm 29  Nov 24 5:05 pm
A Self-Checkout Fantasy
Nov 22 11:37 pm 34  Nov 24 5:19 pm
Mother - Spawn Bonding Moments
Nov 21 2:30 pm 34  Nov 24 1:15 am
Today's the day!
Nov 20 5:39 am 19  Nov 22 9:17 am
How was my day?
Nov 18 4:11 pm 37  Dec 5 1:12 pm
And what to my wandering eyes did appear?
Nov 17 3:43 pm 29  Nov 21 9:16 pm
Let's play a little game!
Nov 15 11:59 pm 35  Nov 17 7:35 pm
You know it's been a rough weekend when....
Nov 14 7:28 am 32  Nov 15 11:22 pm
Just when you think it's ok....
Nov 12 1:41 am 26  Nov 14 2:34 pm
And the winner of the Douche Bag of the Week Award goes to....
Nov 11 2:59 am 25  Nov 12 7:25 pm
Choices
Nov 10 12:29 am 27  Nov 11 2:22 am
Ever wonder why they call it a cough drop?
Nov 8 4:39 pm 17  Nov 10 9:10 am
On Today's Episode of.... Wild Kingdom
Nov 7 3:55 pm 25  Nov 8 4:08 pm
An evening with the Spawn
Nov 6 3:40 am 22  Nov 7 4:09 pm
How was my day?
Nov 4 4:32 pm 33  Nov 21 2:42 pm
Dear Redneck in the giant black truck with the LED high beams who 'brights' me every morning....
Nov 4 3:12 am 17  Nov 7 4:13 pm
What do you do with your spare time?
Nov 3 3:08 am 37  Nov 4 3:27 pm
Disposable Human Beings
Nov 1 4:46 pm 21  Nov 3 5:55 pm
I always feel like somebody's watching me....
Oct 31 4:13 pm 28  Nov 2 4:24 am
Spontaneous human combustion?
Oct 31 2:10 am 25  Nov 3 4:51 am
Public restroom? Or cesspool from hell....
Oct 28 4:09 pm 33  Oct 31 2:38 am
On today's episode of 'What the Fuck Wednesday'....
Oct 27 5:10 pm 12  Oct 28 3:36 pm
The OVER vs UNDER debate is solved!
Oct 25 3:18 am 41  Nov 21 11:24 am
Hamburger Soup.... It's what's for dinner!
Oct 24 5:24 pm 26  Oct 26 8:20 am
Phone calls from the Mighty Marine....
Oct 23 5:30 pm 25  Oct 26 8:18 am
"I saw this and thought of you!"
Oct 22 2:06 am 16  Oct 23 4:29 pm
The Country Life
Oct 21 1:36 am 41  Nov 12 2:09 pm
Have you seen my boobs?
Oct 18 4:03 pm 33  Oct 21 4:43 pm
The Unpack Continues
Oct 16 4:27 pm 16  Oct 18 3:29 am
A Stinkbug Horror Story
Oct 14 4:00 pm 33  Oct 19 5:24 am
The Bait and Switch
Oct 13 1:58 am 38  Oct 14 4:43 pm
If given a choice....
Oct 12 3:45 pm 50  Nov 6 2:16 pm
Nature Walks with Secret_Lade
Oct 10 4:10 pm 23  Oct 12 9:58 am
Picture if you will....
Oct 10 3:11 am 28  Oct 11 1:43 pm
An earwig story.
Oct 8 11:51 pm 26  Oct 11 11:36 am
Sleep eludes me....
Oct 6 11:06 pm 28  Oct 8 8:07 pm
Luck
Oct 6 5:21 am 19  Oct 7 8:35 am
Death by turkey?
Oct 5 4:58 pm 23  Oct 7 3:10 am
Life with a Teenage Spawn
Oct 4 4:01 pm 23  Oct 6 1:05 am
Surprise phone calls from my Mighty Marine....
Oct 3 6:23 am 27  Oct 4 9:21 am
Green Acres is the place to be.....
Oct 2 5:27 am 53  Oct 31 4:25 pm
Embarrassing Moment Number 930
Sep 30 5:38 pm 32  Oct 6 1:13 am
On today's episode of 'Food on my Boobs'...
Sep 28 4:26 pm 38  Sep 29 5:49 pm
The Turkey Trot
Sep 28 3:05 am 29  Sep 29 4:26 am
It's a quiet Sunday evening....
Sep 26 4:56 pm 27  Sep 28 4:11 am
The Perils of Country Living
Sep 25 5:37 am 45  Oct 1 2:33 pm
Toilet Brush Tragedy
Sep 24 5:46 pm 19  Sep 26 9:56 am
It's been a minute....
Sep 23 1:44 pm 25  Sep 26 9:55 am
Where'd that Mack Truck go??
Sep 15 3:39 am Sep 15 10:16 pm
8 states, 7 days, 4 people, 1 graduation
Sep 14 3:55 am 20  Sep 16 10:29 pm
And so it begins....
Sep 5 6:19 pm 34  Sep 15 3:53 am
Crow! It's what's for dinner!!
Sep 4 3:13 pm 20  Sep 5 7:14 pm
Cardboard Castle
Sep 3 3:59 am 17  Sep 16 11:05 pm
On today's episode of 'What?? Really?!?'
Sep 2 3:43 am 12  Sep 4 2:41 pm
Secret_Lade is on the move!
Aug 31 5:01 pm 40  Sep 4 2:43 pm
Rental house still on the horizon??
Aug 31 3:41 am 20  Sep 4 2:42 pm
And.... He's a Marine.
Aug 30 3:58 am 34  Aug 31 8:41 am
I came, I saw, I was not selected....
Aug 28 8:51 am 19  Aug 30 10:06 am
Eight more hours....
Aug 27 9:13 pm 11  Aug 28 7:56 am
When did I become so.... Social??
Aug 25 2:42 am 32  Aug 27 9:19 pm
This week...
Aug 24 2:54 am 24  Aug 25 8:41 am
Sometimes....
Aug 22 4:43 pm 33  Aug 27 9:51 pm
Not my circus, not my monkees.
Aug 21 6:25 am 16  Aug 23 5:04 am

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