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LEGLESS IN PORTSMOUTH  

spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
29807 posts
1/26/2022 9:12 am
LEGLESS IN PORTSMOUTH



When I lived in Portsmouth, a navy city on the south coast of England, there was a bit of a boozy culture at work, a bit like that at Downing Street over the last two years where Boris Johnson has presided over at least 16 parties despite covid lockdowns and restrictions.

Staff would often retire to a local pub for an after-work drink that often did not end until the pub closed six hours later! There were quite a few drunken moments in Portsmouth, two such legless moments stand out.

Before one annual Christmas dinner, a few staff including my good self, decided to start drinking early at lunchtime just to get warmed up for the evening celebrations. I got so warmed off that I had to take a walk along the seafront in the vain hope of sobering up before the real festivities began. I decided to sit down on a bench to take in the bracing air. I fell asleep on the bench and by the time I woke up from my drunken sleep I had missed the dinner.

At a New Years Eve party, again attended by many work colleagues, I was talking to, okay I was trying to chat up, a woman from New Zealand in the kitchen. In the words of Jona Lewie, you will always find me in the kitchen at parties! But I made the mistake of mixing my drinks; I drank beer, wine, spirits and cocktails. As I was talking to the New Zealand woman I vomited all over her and collapsed to the floor. My friends had to undress me as my clothes were covered with sick and carry me to the nearest bed. I was told that the New Zealand woman was not impressed!

When was the last time you got drunk?
Have you had any embarrassing drunken moments?
Have you ever been too drunk to have sex?


Since leaving Portsmouth for Nottingham, I do not get so drunk when I go out. But there was one party, a sex party, where I drank far too much wine that I fell asleep on the toilet. Again my friends had to carry me to bed. And I did not get laid that night!

There was also a time, after a posh dinner in a hotel, where I did not get drunk but my partner did. After retiring to the bedroom we started to have sex but she fell asleep during the act. Yes, I am that good in bed!



spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
1/26/2022 9:14 am

I have condensed all my major moments of leglessness over my lifetime in one short-ish post. Seriously, I am not an alcoholic!


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/26/2022 11:06 am

I can't say that I've been in any of THOSE conditions. I'll stop long before I get to that point.
I have been known to develop a firm pov, and it might be expressed in a conversation or two.

Or I'll pick up the phone. My brother understands.


Tmptrzz 59F  
107039 posts
1/26/2022 11:22 am

Sounds like you had some wild times in your life my friend, and we always learn from our times of getting drunk on what we should and should not do..

When was the last time you got drunk? The last time I got drunk is when we were
staying in motel hell and I got so sick now I might drink once every few months..

Have you had any embarrassing drunken moments? One time a girl friend and I went to a bar to dance and drink and have fun. I got so drunk that her daughter had to drive me home which was a few towns down the highway. But not before having to pull off into a Rest Area so i could get sick again. I never drank that much ever again after that incident I was so embarrassed.

Have you ever been too drunk to have sex? Too drunk to have sex no that's definitely not me as I enjoy sex so much more if I have been drinking.

These were some great questions today and I hope you enjoy you Hump Day

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


CleavageFan4U 65M  
69374 posts
1/26/2022 11:38 am

When was the last time you got drunk? - With the increased awareness of drunk driving here, I don't get drunk much any more. When I was on the river cruise back in September, and only needed to stumble to my cabin, AND the drinks were FREE, I did indulge.

Have you had any embarrassing drunken moments? For my end: I literally tried to pick-up a coworker at a pre-Christmas celebration - damn near dropped her, but still ended up having sex with her that night. On my partner's end: Had a lady puke on me once - that's a boner killer!

Have you ever been too drunk to have sex? - One time, or at least I blamed it on the booze. But I was in my 20s, so more likely the girl just didn't do it AT ALL for me. (Even though YES, I did take her home.)

Happy HNW

Legs, on HNW
She is Soooo Good at Being Bad
Tava Mountain or Bust
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citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
1/26/2022 11:54 am

Hello sailor
When was the last time you got drunk? - At least 3 years ago
Have you had any embarrassing drunken moments? - I puked in a taxi and had to pay for it to be cleaned.
Have you ever been too drunk to have sex? - Yes...I must have been!


author51 59F  
130010 posts
1/26/2022 12:05 pm

I tie one on once a year and that is New Year's celebrating it and my birthday even though it is technically on the 2nd. I am usually out New Year's which is why I do celebrate both ocassions. I get rip roaring drunk and become quite legless indeed. My friends always rescue me though and help me out..lol. As for having sex when intoxicated, it never works out for either parties....lol. xoxo


smartasswoman 64F  
35813 posts
1/26/2022 12:57 pm

Wow spunky (wags scolding finger at him).

Probably the last time I was SERIOUSLY drunk was sometime during the aughts. I have to try to be somewhat moderate these days because alcohol is an aggravating factor for my heart ailment, atrial fibrillation.


LadiesR2B1rst 59M  
2735 posts
1/26/2022 2:14 pm

Hank Williams Jr. Once said the hangovers hurt more than they used to. I agree and rarely drink.


PonyGirl1965 57F
22090 posts
1/26/2022 11:56 pm

I don't get drunk. I get giggly but thats it. My behavior stays polite. I'm OCD
Never been too drunk for sex.


pal334 68M  
45821 posts
1/27/2022 7:59 am


When was the last time you got drunk? As a younger fellow, it was frequently, But to be honest I am certain it has been more than ten years ago.

Have you had any embarrassing drunken moments? Maybe, but I will never admit what it was

Have you ever been too drunk to have sex? Not that I remember


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spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
1/29/2022 4:45 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I can't say that I've been in any of THOSE conditions. I'll stop long before I get to that point.
    I have been known to develop a firm pov, and it might be expressed in a conversation or two.

    Or I'll pick up the phone. My brother understands.
It's not something I l do now; it takes a couple of days for me to recover if getting that drunk nowadays!


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
1/29/2022 4:48 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Sounds like you had some wild times in your life my friend, and we always learn from our times of getting drunk on what we should and should not do..

    When was the last time you got drunk? The last time I got drunk is when we were
    staying in motel hell and I got so sick now I might drink once every few months..

    Have you had any embarrassing drunken moments? One time a girl friend and I went to a bar to dance and drink and have fun. I got so drunk that her daughter had to drive me home which was a few towns down the highway. But not before having to pull off into a Rest Area so i could get sick again. I never drank that much ever again after that incident I was so embarrassed.

    Have you ever been too drunk to have sex? Too drunk to have sex no that's definitely not me as I enjoy sex so much more if I have been drinking.

    These were some great questions today and I hope you enjoy you Hump Day
Being sick is one of the many downsides of getting drunk. I prefer to be sick than feel I want to be sick as I know I've made it through the worst!


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
1/29/2022 4:50 am

    Quoting CleavageFan4U:
    When was the last time you got drunk? - With the increased awareness of drunk driving here, I don't get drunk much any more. When I was on the river cruise back in September, and only needed to stumble to my cabin, AND the drinks were FREE, I did indulge.

    Have you had any embarrassing drunken moments? For my end: I literally tried to pick-up a coworker at a pre-Christmas celebration - damn near dropped her, but still ended up having sex with her that night. On my partner's end: Had a lady puke on me once - that's a boner killer!

    Have you ever been too drunk to have sex? - One time, or at least I blamed it on the booze. But I was in my 20s, so more likely the girl just didn't do it AT ALL for me. (Even though YES, I did take her home.)

    Happy HNW

    Legs, on HNW
    She is Soooo Good at Being Bad
    Tava Mountain or Bust
    [post 3312759] My Private Post - Tell Me ALL Your Secrets – Anything you write here is just between us
All-inclusive drinks are always a recipe for drunkenness!


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
1/29/2022 4:51 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    Hello sailor
    When was the last time you got drunk? - At least 3 years ago
    Have you had any embarrassing drunken moments? - I puked in a taxi and had to pay for it to be cleaned.
    Have you ever been too drunk to have sex? - Yes...I must have been!
Portsmouth is indeed sailor city, a bit like Plymouth. At the weekend, the navy used to send a van around the city to pick up any drunken sailors before the police did!


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
1/29/2022 4:52 am

    Quoting author51:
    I tie one on once a year and that is New Year's celebrating it and my birthday even though it is technically on the 2nd. I am usually out New Year's which is why I do celebrate both ocassions. I get rip roaring drunk and become quite legless indeed. My friends always rescue me though and help me out..lol. As for having sex when intoxicated, it never works out for either parties....lol. xoxo
Being drunk and having sex is rarely a good combination though there are often moments of hilarity!


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
1/29/2022 4:53 am

    Quoting  :

I hope you carried on having sex after puking!


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
1/29/2022 4:54 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Wow spunky (wags scolding finger at him).

    Probably the last time I was SERIOUSLY drunk was sometime during the aughts. I have to try to be somewhat moderate these days because alcohol is an aggravating factor for my heart ailment, atrial fibrillation.
I have toned down my alcohol intake since my Portsmouth days!


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
1/29/2022 4:56 am

    Quoting LadiesR2B1rst:
    Hank Williams Jr. Once said the hangovers hurt more than they used to. I agree and rarely drink.
Hank Williams was dead right with those words.


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
1/29/2022 4:57 am

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    I don't get drunk. I get giggly but thats it. My behavior stays polite. I'm OCD
    Never been too drunk for sex.
I get very giggly when drinking. My problem was knowing when to stop drinking after the giggles started! I'm older and wiser now.


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
1/29/2022 4:58 am

    Quoting pal334:

    When was the last time you got drunk? As a younger fellow, it was frequently, But to be honest I am certain it has been more than ten years ago.

    Have you had any embarrassing drunken moments? Maybe, but I will never admit what it was

    Have you ever been too drunk to have sex? Not that I remember

The thing is that when someone is drunk nothing is emabarrassing and nothing is remembered when sober!


staci_19702 51T  
3767 posts
2/5/2022 9:35 am

Oh spunky. I know those days and do not miss them. Lessons learned early. Too early. 🤪

Have a great day! 💋
Staci


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
2/5/2022 11:43 am

    Quoting staci_19702:
    Oh spunky. I know those days and do not miss them. Lessons learned early. Too early. 🤪
I could take my drink better then than now!


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