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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Posted:Nov 25, 2012 7:42 am
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2021 12:41 pm
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This is Sexy TIMES’ letters page.

Please feel free to post a letter to the editor, whether it is to say hello, to make an observation, to make a request, to issue a statement or even to make a complaint!

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BLOGLAND CHAOS
Posted:Aug 1, 2021 10:28 am
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2021 4:23 pm
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What a car crash that greeted when I logged onto this site, especially in blogland!

How have you found the new Community format?

The good news is that the site will soon revert back to the old format - please see the exchange of mails between and Andrew, the site's founder, earlier today.

My the site
The new Community format is a disaster. I’ve spent the last two hours trying navigate the blogs I follow and the groups I’ve joined. Though I can find my blog and my group I moderate amidst the unsolicited links of blogs and groups that don’t interest , I can’t do the things that I could do with the old format.
With blogs, I cannot find the bloggers I follow unless I stumble across them. I cannot find replies my comments other blogs. There is no overview page which gave a sense of community with a list of new posts of bloggers I follow and a link where I’m quoted.
With my blog, I cannot see who has just posted a comment for me reply . I cannot see a listing of my most recent blog posts. I cannot see who has visited and who is following my blog. I cannot even find any emojis attach my comments.
With groups, I cannot see if anything new has posted the group I moderate and cannot see who is in the group. Also I cannot post a new thread or a comment an existing thread the group.
The new format is a black hole which undermines any sense of community. It was seemingly launched without consultation or without announcement. It is one big car crash.
I know you are not responsible but I just want provide my feedback. I will struggle find a reply this post if you do reply. There’s seemingly no dialogue with this so-called community format. The new format is chaos.


Andrew’s reply my mail
Hi Spunky... as one of the most prolific members here, I really value your feedback! We were planning just put a 'beta' link get some feedback but decided instead roll it out and see what happens. It seems like the long-term bloggers are the most negative which is understandable. We'll roll it back in the morning (it's 4am here) and regroup with the great feedback we got in the last hours or so.
the "I can see new stuff" is taken care by the "Alerts" the left sidebar... no matter if it's it from a blog, group, or erotic story. Once I reply here, you'll see the alert on your sidebar.


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I ONCE ENTERED A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST
Posted:Jul 28, 2021 11:19 am
Last Updated:Aug 1, 2021 12:08 pm
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Many years ago, I entered a wet T-shirt contest and ignominiously came last! Somewhat drunkenly I appealed against the decision of the panel of judges but the appeal was loudly turned down by the baying crowd. I think the angry crowd wanted see someone more voluptuous than me!

It’s claimed that the first wet T-shirt contest, organised by Dick Barrymore, was held in January 1971 in Idaho’s Sun Valley to promote ski equipment. Dick Barrymore then quickly held further wet T-shirt contests in Vermont’s Stowe Mountain and in Colorado’s Aspen. His contestants even appeared in the March 1972 issue of Playboy.

Wet T-shirt contests, especially from the 1980s onwards, quickly spread across America and other countries. They are now a staple feature of many holiday resorts frequented by young people.

Wet boxer shorts contests are popular in many gay bars.


Have you ever entered a wet T-shirt or a wet boxer shorts contest?
Have you ever been a spectator at a wet T-shirt or a wet boxer shorts contest?
Have you ever been a judge at a wet T-shirt or a wet boxer shorts contest?


After my embarrassing and humiliating debut in a wet T-shirt contest, I now stick to officiating such contests. I am now a very experienced judge in demand worldwide - see below. Just look at the equipment I use to meticulously judge wet T-shirts!





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PRINCESS DIANA IS NOT DEAD
Posted:Jul 25, 2021 10:12 am
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2021 8:52 am
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It’s official; Princess Diana is not dead, and nor is Dodi al Fayed. Both faked their deaths in the early hours of 31 August 1997 in a car crash in the Pont de l'Alma tunnel in Paris escape the prying eyes of the paparazzi.

princessdiana has been recently found in America celebrating her 60th birthday. She confirmed that she has long since split from dodifayed, who now lives as a recluse in London.

But QueenElizabethII has ordered the royalfamily keep news of princessdiana’s whereabouts a secret, otherwise she will stop giving them lots of money, but news has inevitably leaked out.

It’s believed that princeharry moved to America to be closer to his beloved mother. But the real reasons for his exile to America are far more complicated and salacious than what’s been reported.

At one of the houseofwindsor’s notorious sex parties, PrinceCharles gatecrashed a party last year where he found his wife, the duchess of cornwall, being spit-roasted by PrinceWilliam and princeharry, while his sister, princessann, was leading a lesbian romp with KateMiddleton and Meghanmarkle.

Both QueenElizabethII and PrinceCharles decided that firm action was needed to protect the honour of the royalfamily and ordered princeharry and Meghanmarkle to leave the shores for North America.

Following further investigations by senior buckinghampalace staff, nearly all members of the royalfamily are active members of this site; the notable exception is Prince Andrew isn’t a member, probably because the site doesn’t allow members under 18 years of age!


Are you a fan of Britain’s Royal Family?

I’m no royalist. I would abolish the monarchy and, prevent the monarchy re-grouping, I’d support the Russian way of abolishing the monarchy!

Below are some terrible statues of Princess Diana and inside is Prince Charles giving Princess Diana a sloppy kiss.


Andrew Walsh’s Black Diana statue in Bloxwich, West Midlands:


One of many Princess Diana statues in Nansha’s Princess Diana statue garden, China:


Dodi al Fayed and Princess Diana statue in the Harrods department store, Knightsbridge, London:


Ian Rank-Broadley’s Princess Diana statue unveiled by Prince William and Prince Harry in Kensington Palace, London:
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DIAL M FOR MERKIN
Posted:Jul 21, 2021 10:23 am
Last Updated:Jul 30, 2021 2:00 am
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What is a merkin, you may ask. I certainly asked the question when a friend mentioned she owned a merkin.

A merkin is a pubic hairpiece; yes, it’s a pubic wig, a toupee for the genitalia! Merkins were and still are generally worn by women to simulate the effect of pubic hair. Above are four merkins, though the first one looks like a cock-trap and the last one needs a vacuum-clean!

Pubic wigs have been worn by women from the mid-fifteenth century onwards. Women would often shave their pubic hair for personal hygiene but wore a merkin because pubic hair was regarded as attractive. Prostitutes would also often wear merkins to disguise the effects of sexually transmitted diseases, such as gonorrhoea and syphilis. A merkin effectively was a Tudor vajazzle!

It’s not quite clear why pubic wigs are called merkins. One explanation is that merkins were named after the element mercury, widely used to treat sexually transmitted diseases but which often led to the loss of public hair when used. Other explanations are that merkin is derived from malkin, a derogatory term for a lower-class young woman, or from Marykin, a pet name for Mary.

Nowadays merkins are sometimes worn by women and men as forms of erotica or when filming nude scenes in historical dramas set in times when pubic hair was all the rage - how times have changed! Occasionally actors and actresses wear a merkin as they don’t want to go totally nude on set.


Have you ever come across a merkin?
Would you ever wear a merkin?
Do you think pubic hair will ever come back into fashion?


I wouldn’t wear a merkin as I don’t shave or trim my pubic hair and, even though I like the au naturel look, I wouldn’t want my sexual partner to wear a merkin unless it was for a laugh! I hope pubic hair does become fashionable again as I’d be in so much demand!

Gina Gershon wore a merkin in the film Killer Joe. A special red-coloured merkin was made for Rooney Mara to wear in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo movie. Evan Rachel Wood wore a merkin in the television series, Mildred Pierce; her co-star Kate Winslet said “put a merkin on and you’ll be fine” even though she refused to wear one in The Reader film. I don’t know whether Michele Merkin, a former model and now television presenter, ever wore a merkin!

Below is Jessica Parker Kennedy, in the Black Sails television series, wearing a merkin. Inside is Amy Landecker wearing a merkin in the A Serious Man film.


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DELAYED EJACULATION ON THE TOUR
Posted:Jul 19, 2021 12:36 pm
Last Updated:Jul 23, 2021 1:48 am
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Scientists have found that one cause of delayed ejaculation is pudendal neuropathy caused by riding a bike that has a very narrow racing saddle. This explains why all the riders in the Tour de France have not ejaculated for the last three weeks!

I’ve been bombarded by mail from bloggers wanting to know what is happening in this year’s Tour de France. It finished yesterday.

In my last blog post about the Tour de France, I predicted Primož Roglič to win, with Tadej Pogačar to come second and Julian Alaphilippe third. I got it quite wrong. The winner was Tadej Pogačar, with Jonas Vingegaard and Richard Carapaz coming second and third respectively.

It was a slightly unusual edition of the Tour - it was far less predictable than previous Tours. The top teams, like Ineos Grenadiers, Jumbo-Visma and Movistar, were unable to dominate the races as in the past. Consequently, there were lots of attacks and lots of breakaways that the peloton struggled to counter. Also it’s clear that the best riders, like Tadej Pogačar, Jonas Vingegaard and David Gaudu, are much younger nowadays.

There were three stand-out riders for me. First and most obvious, there was Tadej Pogačar. Not only did he win this year’s Tour, he also won last year’s Tour de France. Not only did he win the yellow jersey for reaching Paris in the least time, he also won the polka dot jersey for being the best climber and the white jersey for being the best young rider. Tadej Pogačar clearly likes his jerseys!

With Tadej Pogačar and Matej Mohoric, Slovenia - population of just over 2 million - was responsible for nearly one-quarter of stage wins and three-quarters of jerseys won at the Tour de France. It's the start of world domnation!

The second stand-out rider was Mark Cavendish. Widely written off before he returned to the Tour at the age of 36, he won four sprint stages. He won the green jersey for being the best sprinter and, more impressively, he equalled the legendary Eddy Merckx’s record of 34 stage wins on the Tour. For Mark Cavendish, the Manx Missile, it’s roll on next year.

The third stand-out rider was Wout van Aert. He is a beast. He won a mountain stage up the imposing Mont Ventoux in the French Alps; he won a 30.8 kilometre time-trial stage; and yesterday he won the sprint stage on the Champs-Élysées in Paris. Wout van Aert can do everything - he can climb, roll and sprint - but still he raced largely as a domestique for Primož Roglič, who crashed out of the Tour, and Jonas Vingegaard for the Jumbo-Visma team. But remember, the Belgian rider still can’t ejaculate on time!


Did you watch any of the stages of the Tour de France?
Have you ever experienced delayed ejaculation or even premature ejaculation?


I’ve not suffered from delayed ejaculation or premature ejaculation, but I guess it all depends what’s expected. I may have cum too quick or too slow for my partner; and I may have wished I lasted longer than I did. I don’t think I’ve ever wished I had cum sooner.

You may be pleased to know that this will be my last blog post on the Tour de France until next year! For other Tour de France blog posts, see BICYCLE RACE, LE TOUR DE FARCE, THE PELOTON AND A WHEELSUCKER, A DOMESTIC GODDESS AND A DOMESTIQUE, WATCH ME NAKED ON THE TOUR, BACK FROM LYON, LE MAILLOT JAUNE, SOME COLOMBIAN, AN INCIDENT AT THE SWIMMING POOL, MEN CAN MULTITASK, THE CURSE OF YELLOW, A COCK WAS SHOWING AND THE ALPS ARE COMING, EL DIABLO39S NAKED GRAND TOUR, LE TOUR DE FRANCE, BRITS WEARING SUNGLASSES INVADE FRANCE, LE TOUR EST FINI, LE TOUR DE LYCRA FROM DSSELDORF TO PARIS, NO SUMMER FUN IN FRANCE, NEARLY EVERYTHING YOU WANT OR AT LEAST NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LE TOUR DE FRANCE, THEY THINK IT39S ALL OVER, IT IS NOW and THE LYCRA BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN.


Tadej Pogačar:


Jonas Vingegaard:


Richard Carapaz:


Mark Cavendish:


Wout van Aert:
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JUST PULLING YOUR LEGS
Posted:Jul 14, 2021 10:54 am
Last Updated:Jul 19, 2021 11:23 am
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Above is me stretching my legs during an early morning ballet workout.
I want to thank everyone who mailed me recently checking to see how I was after twisting my ankle in a ballet routine; I can say to everyone that it’s heeling well.




Last week I took my legs on a long-haul flight to Japan but they suffered greatly from jet leg when I landed in Tokyo.
To compound matters, I fractured my right leg while on the flight; it turned out to be an airline fracture.




While in Japan, I joined a group of archaeologists gathered to find the leg bone of an ancient human. It was a real shindig.
On the dig, the lead archaeologist told me that he can’t bend down easily because of a knee problem that I also suffer from; it’s a joint issue.




When out in Tokyo, I visited a geisha bar - well, someone has to go! At the bar a man offered to sell me eight legs of venison. I asked him how much. He answered, “50,000 yen.” I said to him, “That’s too deer.”
Also at the bar, a blind geisha offered me some personal services. I said to her that I’d like a hand-job. She ushered me into a back room and, after undressing me, she said that “it’s the biggest cock I've ever held in my hand.” I replied, “No love, you’re pulling my leg.”




Since flying back from Japan, my left leg keeps making a mooing noise. I think I may have a calf problem.
The problem got so bad that I was rushed yesterday into hospital to have surgery. After the operation, and on coming round from the anaesthetic, I screamed to the doctor, “I can’t feel my legs.” The doctor replied, “I know. I amputated your arms.”




I like my legs; in fact, I’m quite attached to them.
Without my legs my cock would get very sore from being dragged around!


Do you like your leg pulled?
Do you like your legs?


Below are the legs I like the most.

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IT'S SQUEAKY BUM TIME
Posted:Jul 10, 2021 1:34 pm
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2021 5:55 am
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It’s squeaky bum time here in England (and Italy). England are about to play Italy in the final of the 2020 UEFA European Football Championship; the tournament was postponed from last year due to the covid pandemic.

I love tournament football - solid football for a good month! The Euros are almost as good as the World Cup, because all the top teams, except for Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay, contest the tournament.

Squeaky bum time occurs at the endgame of a tense sporting contest; it involves sitting nervously on the edge of your seat knowing that victory or defeat for your team is imminent. The term ‘squeaky bum time’ is attributed to Alex Ferguson, the highly successful manager of Manchester United.

England, while drawing with Scotland, have beaten Croatia, Czech Republic, Germany, Ukraine and Denmark to get to the final. And, slightly more impressively, Italy have beaten Turkey, Switzerland, Wales, Austria, Belgium and Spain (on penalties) to get to the final.

England have only ever appeared in one final of a major tournament and that was way back in 1966; in case anyone has forgotten, England lifted the World Cup that year. Italy have lifted the World Cup four times and have won the Euros once in 1968.

Despite being the so-called home of football and having the richest football league in the world, England have not done well at major tournaments, particularly when compared to Germany, Italy, France, Spain and Netherlands. Even Czechoslovakia, Soviet Union, Denmark, Greece and Portugal have a better record at the Euros than England.

So tomorrow (Sunday), for England fans especially, is major squeaky bum time; will England finally do it?


When was the last time you experienced squeaky bum time?
Do you say football or soccer?
Do you like football (or soccer) and if so, what’s your football team?


My football team is Leeds United, though I do support Shrewsbury Town as my local team when I was a and Montrose as my adopted Scottish team. Also Montrose were my favourite Subbuteo team. Subbuteo is a table-top football game, where you flick miniature plastic footballers to a football into a net.

Damn! Subbuteo is a Latin term which is clearly a sign that the Italy are going to beat England. This is seriously squeaky bum time, and I cannot even find any male squeaky bums to illustrate this post!






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WE’RE ALL (NOT) GOIN’ ON A SUMMER HOLIDAY
Posted:Jul 7, 2021 8:35 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2021 5:30 am
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”We’re all goin’ on a summer holiday” is the opening line of Cliff Richard’s hit song, Summer Holiday. The problem is that I’m not going on a summer holiday mainly because of the ongoing covid pandemic!

Last year my wife and I hoping to go a delayed honeymoon to Tanzania in Africa, with a week on safari in the Serengeti National Park and another week taking it easy in Zanzibar, an island off mainland Tanzania and the birthplace of Freddie Mercury.

But because of coronavirus we decided to take short break in Skegness on the Lincolnshire coast, colloquially known as Skeggie, the nearest seaside resort to where we live in Nottingham, and to go honeymoon this summer. But again because of coronavirus, that isn’t going to happen.

Because prices for UK-based holidays have skyrocketed, and often booked up well in advance, and because of the complexities of holidaying abroad, often involving quarantining here and abroad, we’re not going on a summer holiday this year. We’ll be listening to a lot of Cliff Richard instead!

Above and below is where we went on holiday last summer and where we wanted to go on holiday last summer and this summer. I hope you can spot the difference between Skeggie’s Pleasure Beach and a Zanzibar beach and between Skeggie’s and the Serengeti’s animals! Maybe next year!


Have you been on or are you planning a summer holiday this year?
If so, where did you or where are you planning to go?
Do you say holiday or vacation?


It’s holiday not vacation, otherwise Madonna’s Holiday hit song wouldn’t sound right. Just imagine Madonna singing the opening lines, “Vacation, Celebrate, Vacation, Celebrate, If we took a vacation, Took some time to celebrate”; it just wouldn’t have charted!







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HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY
Posted:Jul 4, 2021 2:20 pm
Last Updated:Jul 9, 2021 9:58 am
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A very Happy Fourth of July to my American friends, well I do hopefully have a few!

I’ve been to America a few times and I love the country. New York is the best city I’ve ever visited. I don’t always like the American government, just like I don’t always like the British government, but I like America. I could live there!

The words that immediately come to my head about America are many, but if limited to five words, they would be big, tipping, capitalism, franchising, and cheerfulness.


What words would you use to describe America?

Big; America is big. I’ve only visited the East Coast - New York, Philadelphia and Washington DC. I’d love to visit San Francisco, New Orleans, Chicago, Portland and, only because Prefab Sprout wrote a song about it, Albuquerque. Everything is big in America, from skyscrapers to food portions. There’s no point having starters before the main meal because starters are the main meal!

Tipping; it’s obligatory, non-negotiable and it’s 15 per cent. On my first day in New York, not knowing that waiters, waitresses, etc rely on tips for a basic living wage, I was lectured by a barman after paying for my drinks without a tip. I learnt my lesson pretty quick!

Capitalism; it’s the country that has prospered most with a capitalist economy without much of a welfare state. This has long been the battle between American and European models of how to run things, but maybe China will trump us both with an authoritarian, capitalist solution!

Franchising; the main American sports run on a franchise model - someone owns the club and buys the right to compete in a league without relegation. American sports are run on more socialist lines than in Europe where the risk of relegation (and not earning money) is keenly felt. And America has the draft where the weaker teams have the right to recruit the best new players - this is socialism!

Cheerfulness; I’m generalising here but I find Americans to be the most cheerful people in the world, perhaps due to its constitutional “pursuit of happiness”. Europeans often chide Americans for their lack of appreciation of irony, but maybe their apparent lack of irony is the biggest irony!


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CONDOM OLYMPICS
Posted:Jun 30, 2021 12:45 pm
Last Updated:Jul 9, 2021 4:00 am
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Sagami Rubber Industries, a leading Japanese condom maker, has developed the world’s thinnest condom and intends to use the upcoming Tokyo Olympics to showcase its ultra-thin 0.01mm condom. The condom, according to the company, "can withstand 100,000 thrusts" - that’s one marathon shag!

Condoms have often been given out free to Olympian athletes as a way of promoting safe sex. In 1988, 8,500 condoms were given to athletes at the Seoul Olympics. In 2016, 450,000 condoms, including 100,000 female condoms, were given to athletes at the Rio de Janeiro Olympics - that’s 42 condoms per athlete! Also at Rio, 175,000 packs of lubricant were given out to athletes.

In justifying the 150,000 condoms given out to athletes at the London Olympics in 2012, Tessa Jowell, the minister responsible for the games, said: "All these athletes with beautiful bodies all together, once their races are over, will end up having lots of sex." She forgot to add that in the London Olympics of 1948 men in Britain’s Olympic team were each given a pair of white Y-front underpants!

Back to the Tokyo Olympics, given the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, free condoms will be only given to athletes at the end of the games to discourage intimate encounters and encourage social distancing during the games.


Do you always have condoms at hand just in case?
Do you have a favourite type or brand of condom?
Do you think the Tokyo Olympics should go ahead?


I always have condoms at hand, though they’re probably past by their use-by date now - I must do a check.

I like the sound of Lucky Dip condoms that I once found in the bottom drawer in my parents’ bedroom. My favourite condoms are Durex Pleasure Me condoms; they are ribbed and dotted designed "to speed her up"!


Sagami ultra-thin condoms:


Lucky Dip condoms:


Durex Pleasure Me condom:


Me speeding my partner up:
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THE LYCRA BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
Posted:Jun 26, 2021 7:30 am
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2021 6:35 am
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The Tour de France starts today. I’m watching it as I write; a stupid spectator has just caused a mass crash! It is the 108th edition; it starts in Brest and ends on the iconic Champs-Élysées in Paris on 18 July. The Tour covers over 3,500 kilometres, about 2,200 miles, over 21 day-long stages - there are just two rest days. It is one of the most physically demanding sporting races in the world.

There are 23 teams, with eight riders in each team, entering the Tour. The winner of the Tour de France is the rider who reaches Paris in the least time; he will wear the coveted yellow jersey, le maillot jeune.

My predicted top three riders, in order of finish, are Jumbo-Visma’s Primož Roglič, UAE Team Emirates’ Tadej Pogačar, and Deceuninck-Quick-Step’s Julian Alaphilippe. Primož Roglič and Tadej Pogačar are from Slovenia - what do the Slovenes eat for breakfast? Julian Alaphilippe is from France; the French will go mad if he wins as no French rider has won the Tour de France since Bernard Hinault way back in 1986!

I love the Tour de France. I love the riders dressed in lycra, plus socks; I love the spectacular views of France, especially the sunflower fields; I love the crazy fans screaming at and running with the riders; I love the crashes, provided no one is seriously hurt; and I love the bunch sprints as the riders strain to the finishing line.


Do you enjoy watching the Tour de France?
When’s the last time you rode a bike?
Do you like men in lycra?


The last time I rode a bike was over ten years ago. I couldn’t wear lycra because my bulge is too big!

For other Tour de France blog posts, see BICYCLE RACE, LE TOUR DE FARCE, THE PELOTON AND A WHEELSUCKER, A DOMESTIC GODDESS AND A DOMESTIQUE, WATCH ME NAKED ON THE TOUR, BACK FROM LYON, LE MAILLOT JAUNE, SOME COLOMBIAN, AN INCIDENT AT THE SWIMMING POOL, MEN CAN MULTITASK, THE CURSE OF YELLOW, A COCK WAS SHOWING AND THE ALPS ARE COMING, EL DIABLO39S NAKED GRAND TOUR, LE TOUR DE FRANCE, BRITS WEARING SUNGLASSES INVADE FRANCE, LE TOUR EST FINI, LE TOUR DE LYCRA FROM DSSELDORF TO PARIS, NO SUMMER FUN IN FRANCE, NEARLY EVERYTHING YOU WANT OR AT LEAST NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LE TOUR DE FRANCE and THEY THINK IT39S ALL OVER, IT IS NOW.


Primož Roglič:


Tadej Pogačar:


Julian Alaphilippe:
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THE FIRST, THE LAST AND THE BEST
Posted:Jun 23, 2021 8:53 am
Last Updated:Jul 9, 2021 3:58 am
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Above is the half-nekkid, feminist punk band, The Slits. Inside is a half-nekkid me playing the guitar!

The first record I bought was Alice Cooper’s School’s Out, still a classic. On the same day my younger brother bought Sweet’s Little Willy. Despite being younger than me, he was taller than me but at least I had the bigger willy!

The last record I bought was Master KG’s Jerusalema; it’s very catchy. It went viral with many clips of people, especially African , dancing to the song.

The best record I bought was Primal Scream’s Screamadelica. I love having sex to this album and, for that reason alone, it beats Joy Division’s Unknown Pleasures and Alabama 3’s La Peste to the top of my list.

What was the first, last and best record you bought?
What was the first, last and best gig you attended?


The first live gig I attended was Roxy Music. I was thirteen years old and it was the first, and probably last, time my boarding school allowed its pupils to attend a gig. The last gig I went to was Kennedy Caitlin, a Dolly Parton tribute act; well, I had to go because she sang at my wedding!

The best gig I attended was Joy Division. They were supporting the Buzzcocks; they blew them away and they blew me away. Ian Curtis, Joy Division’s lead singer, so didn’t want to go to America on tour that he killed himself. It was a bit more complicated than that - it involved two women - but that’s the story I like to tell!

Alice Cooper’s School’s Out


Master KG’s Jerusalema


Primal Scream’s Screamadelica


Roxy Music


Kennedy Caitlin


Joy Division
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