The Nurses Help

Many years ago after we were through having kids we decided I should get a vasectomy. All went normal, I noticed every nurse in the office was stunning and how unfair it was to us men.

Well the day came for the procedure, having done what I thought was an excellent job shaving my balls, proudly laying in the stirrups, in walks a drop dead gorgeous redhead. She says hello, looks at my balls and says "you did a pretty good job but let me clean it up a bit" and proceded to give me a quick dry shave around the 4 or 5 I had missed. The suddeness awoke me a bit and I got about 1/2 a hardon in about 30 seconds (I was younger then).

I made some idle small talk about how long will the procedure take, how long I would be out of service etc. She said about 30 mins and I would be out in 45. Then she caught me off guard and said your wife will have to miss this (and she bobbed in her palm) for about 2 weeks.

Well the procedure ends, we follow up with aftercare and the doctor says he will need me back there for a sample in 10 days to 2 weeks. I said, is it onsite, and he said no, I would bring a sample from home. I jokingly asked if saliva would have any effect on the test from which he did not laugh but the nurse did who got an awful look from the doctor.

I walk gingerly to the car and my wife stayed behind for a few mins chatting with the nurse. I was thinking helpful hints etc.

On the 10th day (a Saturday), my wife got a phone call which was cryptic but not alarming. She smiled when she hung up the phone and reminding me I had not showered yet that day and she had changed the sheets why didnt I go shower now and she would have enough hot water to run another load and the dishwasher.

So I did.

When I returned the drop dead gorgeous redhaired nurse was there. Apparently my wit (such as it is) and my thickness had intrigued her and had offered my wife help that day at the office in obtaining the sample.

They led me to the bedroom, removed my towel and took turns giving me head. I gave myself a lot of credit for lasting as long as I did and they recovered the sample in the cup.

We laid there for just 10 or so minutes and I thought she was getting up to leave but she surprised me saying a cup ending was not a proper way to say goodbye with. She gave me about 20 mins of downtime where my wife had her first bi play (kissing and boob play but it was a start) and then they worked on me til I was ready again. She said she wanted to feel my thickness and my wife laid back and just let us go at it. I came deep inside and told that sample was probably bigger than the first.

The vasectomy did not take and what went from a 30 min office visit, ended up in a 90 min replumb in the hospital but that practice and nurse set us on a path of 30+ years of playing with others. A fun decision.