oralb252 35 M
1  Article‚ Score 2.0
Hi, how are you?   11/14/2019

Ppppppp points.... pppppp points..... lol


0 Comments, 2 Views, 2 Votes
cacpl78 30 C
2  Articles‚ Score 5.5
A joke   11/14/2019

Having to use points


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
NSA_1469 35 M
9  Articles‚ Score 1.7
Knock knock   11/12/2019

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let in so I can Eat you ?!l


0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
A Joke   11/12/2019

My mate broke his leg so I went see him at home. “How are you mate?” “Yeah I’m okay. But do me a favour mate. Go fetch my slippers from upstairs. My feet are freezing.” I went upstairs and found his gorgeous 19 year old daughters lying naked on the bed. I said “Your dad’s sent up here have sex with both of you. They respond “Get away with ya... Prove it.” I shouted ...


0 Comments, 14 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
Sexual Relief   11/11/2019

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert. <br><br> During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 50 men here on the post & no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. ...


0 Comments, 12 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
fucking   11/10/2019

what is soo funny is in weirdes places


0 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
A Joke   11/10/2019

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer, was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in to try for the job.: "Okay." The sheriff drawled. "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "." He replied. The sheriff thought to himself. "That's not what I meant, but he's right. What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" ...


0 Comments, 22 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
Avocadontknoyou 35 M
5  Articles‚ Score 10.2
I have a joke   11/9/2019

Wanna hear a dirty joke?


1 Comments, 12 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
Avocadontknoyou 35 M
5  Articles‚ Score 10.2
My article   11/9/2019

Points


0 Comments, 7 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
ZorbuFlip 28 M
5  Articles‚ Score 2.0
Farmer   11/8/2019

Why does everyone like the mushroom farmer? He has good morels.


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
ZorbuFlip 28 M
5  Articles‚ Score 2.0
Charging Bull   11/8/2019

What do you do when a bull charges you. up!


1 Comments, 17 Views, 8 Votes ,1.16 Score
ZorbuFlip 28 M
5  Articles‚ Score 2.0
Dull pencil   11/8/2019

Why don't you want a dull pencil? It's pointless.


2 Comments, 12 Views, 9 Votes ,1.72 Score
ZorbuFlip 28 M
5  Articles‚ Score 2.0
Baseball   11/8/2019

I didn't know why the baseball kept getting bigger, then it hit me.


1 Comments, 9 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
rmlookn4some14 50 C
7  Articles
HAHA   11/6/2019

Truth is something that seems to elude people when describing themselves in their profiles. I find it a particularly "dark" place when confronted with having to deal with someone's lies, half-truths or misinformation. I would like to take an opportunity now to shed some "light" on the topic in this article as a form of advice. **********Be truthful********* How ...


5 Comments, 37 Views, 15 Votes ,1.91 Score
Penis   11/5/2019

What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? <br><br> The man.


1 Comments, 16 Views, 11 Votes ,0.92 Score
hereforthefun252 28 M
5  Articles
points   11/5/2019

points points points points points points points points points points


2 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
what did the joke say to the person?   11/4/2019

hey person I am joke.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
Johnnybuck24 48 M
3  Articles‚ Score 0.6
old testament   11/4/2019

How does Moses make tea? He brews.


2 Comments, 12 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
Johnnybuck24 48 M
3  Articles‚ Score 0.6
deserving   11/4/2019

Did you hear about new restaurant named Karma? <br><br> No menus- you get what you deserve


0 Comments, 9 Views, 8 Votes ,1.62 Score
Laxatives   11/3/2019

How is a girlfriend like a laxative? <br><br> They both annoy the shit of you.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
adventure_man01 32 M
4  Articles
Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?   11/3/2019

A: Because he was always spotted.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
A Joke   11/3/2019

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night, she does just that. About a week later, she's back at the doctor, and says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said. Not even ...


0 Comments, 29 Views, 10 Votes ,3.78 Score
BBC4fun946 44 M
6  Articles‚ Score 1.5
Joke   11/3/2019

Hello TSDates, ever had that one person you just wanted walk up and say hey I would love fuck You? Yea ...


1 Comments, 10 Views, 4 Votes ,0.53 Score
Hxhxn 24 M
4  Articles
1+1   11/3/2019

有一天~老師問小明"1+1=多少" <br><br> 小明"不知道" <br><br> 老師"回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙" <br><br> 小明"喔喔" <br><br> 回到家-- <br><br> 小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br> 就說"我不知啦!去問你爸" <br><br> ...


0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes
Hxhxn 24 M
4  Articles
1+1   11/3/2019

有一天~老師問小明"1+1=多少" <br><br> 小明"不知道" <br><br> 老師"回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙" <br><br> 小明"喔喔" <br><br> 回到家-- <br><br> 小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br> 就說"我不知啦!去問你爸" <br><br> ...


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
Rubies cube   11/2/2019

What do a penis and Rubik’s cubes have in common? <br><br> The more you with it, the harder it gets.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
Gardening   11/2/2019

What’s the best part of gardening? <br><br> Getting down with your hoes.


0 Comments, 2 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
Boobs   11/2/2019

What does saggy boob say the other saggy boob? <br><br> If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
Lesbian   11/2/2019

What do they call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


1 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
10  Articles‚ Score 0.4
A little humor as we are so close to xmas   11/2/2019

A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” <br><br> The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. ...


0 Comments, 8 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
10  Articles‚ Score 0.4
A little humor as we are so close to xmas   11/2/2019

A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” <br><br> The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. ...


0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes
69davidren 50 M
7  Articles
Hair   11/1/2019

A realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. <br><br> Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the smiled. <br><br> At dinner, she told her sister, “ monkey has grown hair.” Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, ...


1 Comments, 17 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
Hmmmmm   11/1/2019

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


0 Comments, 6 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
A Joke   10/31/2019

I scared the postwoman today by going to the door completely naked. <br><br> I'm not sure what scared her more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where she lived. 😊...


0 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
boredlookingfor 34 M
3  Articles
Happy Halloween   10/31/2019

Dose anyone know how to fix a broken pumpkin?? Or what month people sleep the least


0 Comments, 10 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
Stradolin 52 M
4  Articles‚ Score 0.2
...and the bartender says...   10/30/2019

A priest, a rabbi, and a walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"


0 Comments, 8 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
Chutkapyasa1930 33 M
5  Articles
Adult Jokes   10/30/2019

So adult jokes are very good you can create humour and take attention of groups. sometime in adult jokes are have more then one catogories as some are very adult and some are very light <br><br> so up to you or your groups what exactly your groups requried for the same. <br><br> Adult jokes with pics are very interesting and many people liked it very much. ...


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
Stradolin 52 M
4  Articles‚ Score 0.2
No difference?   10/30/2019

Q: What is the difference between and oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? <br><br> A: The taste.


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
alexhall_2121 22 M
5  Articles
What a weak joke   10/29/2019

Are you having bladder infections? If so it sounds like... urine...trouble 😉


0 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
Priest   10/27/2019

What’s the difference between a catholic priest and a zit? <br><br> A zit will wait you’re before it comes on your .


1 Comments, 14 Views, 8 Votes ,0.93 Score
Dinosaur   10/27/2019

What do you a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


1 Comments, 9 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
Dr Pepper   10/27/2019

Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? <br><br> Because she died.


0 Comments, 6 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
Stradolin 52 M
4  Articles‚ Score 0.2
How many?   10/27/2019

How many swingers does it take screw in a light bulb? Who cares!


1 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
RobDavenport 57 M
8  Articles
Doctor's wife   10/27/2019

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast one morning. <br><br> As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out of the room and went to wor <br><br> A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what he’d said so he decided call his wife apologize. <br><br> ...


1 Comments, 30 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
RobDavenport 57 M
8  Articles
Threesome   10/27/2019

My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose. Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.


1 Comments, 10 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
A Joke   10/27/2019

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast one morning. <br><br> As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out of the room and went to work. <br><br> A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what he’d said so he decided to his wife to apologise . ...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
A Joke   10/27/2019

A girl about to be married confessed to her close friend that she was not, as her fiance thought, a virgin. She asked her friend what to do. "No Problem, " said the friend, had just finished watching an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. "Just buy a piece of raw liver and shove it up inside you. It will make you tight and he will never know the difference." The girl followed this ...


0 Comments, 27 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
like to meet   10/27/2019

i like to meet and around and missed around to get to know her funny side first to get her feel like open


1 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
Banana   10/26/2019

What did the banana say the vibrator? <br><br> Why are you shaking, she’s going to eat me!


0 Comments, 4 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
Mafia   10/26/2019

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common <br><br> slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
Guitar teacher   10/26/2019

Why was the guitar teacher fired? <br><br> For fingering a minor.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
Its the way i tell em   10/26/2019

There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it. A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's ...


0 Comments, 16 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
McreadyinLaf 46 M
4  Articles
The Three Cocks   10/25/2019

This is the story of The Cocks., a papa cock, a mama cock, and a tot cock. After a morning spent jacking off all over the table, they decided go for a stroll. When they returned home, Papa Cock noticed there was some shit all over the cum on his side of the table. "Hey, " Papa Cock said, "there's been an asshole over here." Mama Cock looked around, saw the shitty ...


1 Comments, 18 Views, 5 Votes ,0.53 Score
Gg1820191 19 M
3  Articles
Best pick up line?   10/25/2019

Comment your best pickup line?


1 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Santa Claus   10/25/2019

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? <br><br> He only comes once a year.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
Used condoms   10/25/2019

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? <br><br> One is a Goodyear, the other is a GREAT year.


0 Comments, 2 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
Closed brothel   10/25/2019

What does the sign on a closed brothel say? <br><br> Beat it, we’re closed.


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
Jdawg694u2 44 M
1  Article
Dating a midget   10/25/2019

I once dated a midget. Ya I was just nuts over her. Bah ha ha ha


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
A Joke   10/25/2019

I came home from work the other night and caught my wife shagging a total stranger. I shouted "What the hell do you think you are doing"?and she replied"I told you he was stupid" .


0 Comments, 8 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
G-spot   10/24/2019

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball... <br><br> A man will for a golf ball.


1 Comments, 8 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Hmmmm   10/24/2019

So, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes
ski76940 66 M
1  Article
Why did the chicken cross...   10/23/2019

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? <br><br> To get back to the same side.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
What is the best snack to eat?   10/23/2019

CUMtwat


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes
Stradolin 52 M
4  Articles‚ Score 0.2
Vaudeville   10/23/2019

Bill: I once had a with no nose. <br><br> Ned: You once had a with no nose? How did he smell? <br><br> Bill: Horrible!


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
How much...   10/22/2019

A take on ‘how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood’...How many points can a multiorgasmic lady get if a multiorgasmic lady could get points.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes
Stradolin 52 M
4  Articles‚ Score 0.2
Why?   10/22/2019

Why did the chicken cross the road? get TSDates points.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
roko_1970 49 M
9  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Lame joke for points   10/21/2019

Q-Why did the Irish lass take the contraceptive pill twice? A- To be sure to be sure


0 Comments, 9 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
A cheesy joke, literally   10/21/2019

Q. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? <br><br> A. There was nothing left but de Brie.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Bigdeemikeh2 32 M
9  Articles
More points train coming through   10/20/2019

Just need more points. TSDates, why you gotta be like this?


0 Comments, 5 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
Nuts   10/20/2019

Why does a squirrel swim on his back? <br><br> <br><br> To keep his nuts dry


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
whores   10/19/2019

some woman here are really whores they ask for all this from you and want to be the biggest in here its just pussy thats all to men


1 Comments, 13 Views, 7 Votes ,0.24 Score
roko_1970 49 M
9  Articles‚ Score 0.1
More points   10/19/2019

Q-Have you heard the one about the guy needs more points? A-It was pointless


0 Comments, 7 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
roko_1970 49 M
9  Articles‚ Score 0.1
How do you know when....   10/19/2019

Q-How do you know when your at a gay BBQ? A- When all the sausages taste like shit.


0 Comments, 6 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
roko_1970 49 M
9  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Must have more points   10/18/2019

Points points points and more importantly, more points because currently pointless


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
roko_1970 49 M
9  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Must have more points   10/18/2019

Points points points


0 Comments, 4 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
points   10/16/2019

we all need points so bad this new IM what a joke


2 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
And the hits keep rolling on   10/16/2019

The wife came up me yesterday asking for some for some new shoes.Of course, i said no and, she went off in a right huff.Last night, feeling somewhat randy, i cuddled up her in bed.She said, "You can get stuffed.If you cant shoe the , you sure arent fucking riding it"


1 Comments, 20 Views, 10 Votes ,2.99 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
more humour   10/16/2019

An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try?” "No girl, that is no longer possible for me” he replies. Says the : "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!?” They both go inside. They undress and then he acts like a young man and performs 5 times in a row. "Oh my ...


1 Comments, 28 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
NSA_1469 35 M
9  Articles‚ Score 1.7
Homeless chick   10/14/2019

What's the Best part about Dating a Homeless girl ? <br><br> "When the Date is over...you can Drop her off Anywhere "


0 Comments, 4 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   10/14/2019

Last night I rode my bike to the bar here in town and I had a few beers, followed by a few bourbons and a number of shots..... I still had the sense to know I was over the limit. That's when I decided to do what I have never done before, I locked up my bike in a secure place, and I took a cab home. Sure enough, there was a police check point on the way home, and since it was a cab, they waved ...


0 Comments, 31 Views, 10 Votes ,4.18 Score
SourKush25 20 M
1  Article‚ Score 0.2
Points   10/12/2019

There's no point in this.


2 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
How many bears does it take   10/12/2019

You can’t tell a bear


0 Comments, 8 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
HSV2inLA 44 M
4  Articles
How do you know when your best best friend is vegan?   10/10/2019

Don't worry he will tell you.


3 Comments, 21 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
HSV2inLA 44 M
4  Articles
How do you know when your best best friend is vegan?   10/10/2019

Don't worry he will tell you.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 5 Votes ,0.86 Score
skylarhaley 18 M
1  Article
bad jokes   10/9/2019

What is Jafar when he is next to you? Ja-near What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh What did the eye say to the other eye? Something between us smells


1 Comments, 9 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
xxxtrythisxxx 51 M
1  Article
The Difference   10/9/2019

What is the difference between a blimp and 365 days of one-night-stands? <br><br> One is a Goodyear.....the other is a great year!!!...


0 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,0.86 Score
ye olde joke   10/8/2019

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? <br><br> He felt his presents!


0 Comments, 8 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
Bad Joke . . .   10/8/2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
terrible joke . . .   10/8/2019

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... It's impossible to put down!


1 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
a joke   10/8/2019

A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so pissed if it's not ready on time." When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg - and a can of cat food. With no time to go to the ...


1 Comments, 39 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
Cheesy Joke...   10/7/2019

How do you make holy water? <br><br> You boil the hell out of it.


0 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
Dad joke alert...   10/7/2019

Today, my asked "Can I have a mark?" and I burst into tears. years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.


1 Comments, 6 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
DaveSmith2401 24 M
2  Articles
Hi how is everyone doing   10/7/2019

So there a nun and a blind man. The nun gose to her room and gets in the shower then hears a knock at the door says who is it the. Man replied the blind man she says okay if your blind come in so he dose and says nice tits now we're do you want your blinds


2 Comments, 15 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
Lets try this one   10/7/2019

A visits her for dinner... who just happens to live with a girl roommate. <br><br> During the course of the meal, his couldn't but notice how pretty his roommate was. <br><br> She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two of them, and this encounter had only made her more curious. <br><br> Over the course of the evening.... while ...


0 Comments, 18 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
TheLoneMan05 32 M
5  Articles
What do you call two jalapeños getting it on?   10/7/2019

hot!


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
A Joke   10/7/2019

Bert and Ethel, a couple in Their 80s are celebrating are getting close to Their 60th wedding anniversary. Bert books a week at the hotel they had honeymooned in for the occasion. On Their anniversary night they are in bed talking and Bert says what do you think, should we try a bit of sex. Ethel agrees to and so they get started. After 10mins Ethel says " you don't have the fire in you ...


0 Comments, 23 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
Britishlone 52 M
2  Articles
Which Spice Girl can carry most gas   10/7/2019

Gerri Can


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
live4fun2018 48 M
3  Articles
2 guys and their dogs   10/6/2019

2 guys are out walking their dogs thru the city. They get and the first guy suggests they stop at a restaurant to get a bite to eat. The second guy says, "We have our dogs, they won't let us in". First guy says "no problem, just follow my lead". They walk up to the restaurant and ask for a table. Hostess says "Sorry, we don't allow dogs". First guy ...


2 Comments, 30 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
live4fun2018 48 M
3  Articles
Ladies and a flasher   10/6/2019

3 little old ladies were sitting on a park bench enjoying the afternoon. Suddenly, a guy walks up and flashes them. the first old lady has a stroke. the second old lady has a stroke. Sadly, the third old lady can't reach...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
more humour   10/6/2019

First time with my new girlfriend in the back of my car Her “ This is my first time, I’m a virgin, so what do I do ?” Me “ just grasp it the shaft and pretend you’re brushing your teeth” After 10 minutes nothing is happening Me “ you’re not doing anything. Why is your hand not moving ? Her “I’ve got an electric toothbrush !”


0 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
live4fun2018 48 M
3  Articles
in a saloon   10/5/2019

limps into a saloon in the west. All eyes turn at him. His back foot is all bandaged up. He says the - "I'm looking for the man shot my paw..."


0 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
live4fun2018 48 M
3  Articles
in a saloon   10/5/2019

limps into a saloon in the west. All eyes turn at him. His back foot is all bandaged up. He says the - "I'm looking for the man shot my paw..."


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
This isn't funny   10/5/2019

Nor is this


0 Comments, 7 Views, 6 Votes ,1.37 Score
TheLoneMan05 32 M
5  Articles
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?   10/4/2019

Beat it. We're closed.


2 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
TheLoneMan05 32 M
5  Articles
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?   10/4/2019

Beat it. We're closed.


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
AngloSwiss_CH 72 M
2  Articles
In at the deep end   10/4/2019

A disabled person comes to the swimming pool, and although he is really badly affected, he limps as best he can to the main pool, and goes to jump into the water. Just then the lifeguard spots him, and runs like crazy to stop him ... But he gets there too late, so he dives in to at least catch him before he drowns ... To his surprise, the disabled guy swims like a God, and the master-swimmer ...


0 Comments, 28 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
AngloSwiss_CH 72 M
2  Articles
Politics   10/4/2019

A boy asks his father: - Dad, I have to give a presentation at school, can I ask you some questions? - Yes of course, come on, what do you want to know? - What are politics? The father reflects for a moment and then starts: - Well then, let’s take our home as an example. I am an employee, so I earn money, so let's call me "capitalism". Your mother is the administrator of the ...


1 Comments, 22 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   10/4/2019

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. “Of course, my , ” said the priest. “Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her.” “That’s a wonderful thing, my , and nothing that you need to confess, ...


0 Comments, 18 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
jayforplay004 21 M
1  Article
points   10/4/2019

points are a joke.....


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
TheLoneMan05 32 M
5  Articles
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?   10/4/2019

He only comes once a year.


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
AngloSwiss_CH 72 M
2  Articles
Toilet humour   10/4/2019

Three ladies of a certain age are discussing problems associated with ageing. “60 is far the worst age”, says the first. “You feel like you’re always needing to , but in fact there’s nothing there”. <br><br> “That’s nothing”, says the second, “when you’re 70, your digestive system packs up. You take plenty of laxatives, eat loads of fibre, and spend all day ...


0 Comments, 25 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
pingvin98 20 M
2  Articles
Points   10/3/2019

point points points


0 Comments, 5 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
Troilism 61 C
17  Articles
Doctor appointment   10/2/2019

An elderly man who is hard of hearing is getting an annual check up. His wife of 63 years is with him in the exam room. With every question from the doc, the man turns to his wife and loudly asks "what did he say". The wife repeats each question in a loud voice in his ear. The man then answers each question. At the end of the exam the doc says to the old man, I'll need a urine ...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
The Lawyer   10/2/2019

A lawyer, had a wife and needed move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, wanted reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said, he had , no would rent a home him because they felt that the would destroy the place. <br><br> He couldn't say he had no , because he couldn't lie (as we all know, lawyers ...


0 Comments, 16 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   10/2/2019

A couple had decided to use calculator as a codeword for intercourse. The man told his to ask Mummy for the calculator. He comes back and tells him that she'd said she'll get it soon. An hour later the man asks his the same thing again and he returns with the same response. An hour later the woman shouts; "I've found the calculator". The man shouts back; "Fuck ...


0 Comments, 16 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
TheLoneMan05 32 M
5  Articles
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?   10/1/2019

Beef strokin’ off. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ... I'll see myself out.


2 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   10/1/2019

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ To ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan And didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?’ She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’ The Father asked, ‘And be there Any wee little ones yet?’ She replied, ‘No, not yet, Father.’ The Father said, ...


1 Comments, 27 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
whisky_69 49 T
4  Articles
limrick   9/30/2019

there was a man from bombay who made a cunt out of clay he put in his prick it hardened like a brick and tore his forskin away


1 Comments, 15 Views, 7 Votes ,0.49 Score
samsung1189 29 M
1  Article
post youre funniest one liners   9/30/2019

here for a good laugh post your funniest one liners here


0 Comments, 11 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   9/29/2019

A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $, 000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”. ‘About 32, ’ is the reply.’ ‘Nope! I’m exactly 50, ’ the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into ...


1 Comments, 31 Views, 12 Votes ,4.21 Score
Thatcher04354 60 M
1  Article‚ Score 0.2
are you smuggling opiates...   9/29/2019

Him= Are you smuggling opiates in your bra? Her= No, why? Him- Because I see a "Perky Set" in there!


1 Comments, 8 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
Lets try this one   9/28/2019

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?' <br><br> The man replied, ' Yes sir, I did.' The robber then shot him in the head, killing him instantly. He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, '.. Did you see me rob this bank?' ...


0 Comments, 33 Views, 8 Votes ,4.17 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   9/28/2019

After two weeks on a desert island with only each other for company, Bob and Geoff are getting horny. "Look, " says Bob, "Neither of us are gay, but if you pretend to be a women for me, when I'm done, I'll pretend to be a woman for you." Geoff reluctantly agrees and suffers minutes of painful humiliation as Bob fucks him up the arse. When it's over, Geoff asks Bob ...


1 Comments, 30 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
Senior Briefing   9/27/2019

On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules: <br><br> "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." <br><br> He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this ...


2 Comments, 33 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
Curious2014z2015 52 M
4  Articles
Strange Day   9/27/2019

I've had a weird day today First I found a hat full of coins Then I got chased down the road by a bloke with a guitar.....


1 Comments, 21 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
Curious2014z2015 52 M
4  Articles
Strange Day   9/27/2019

I've had a weird day today First I found a hat full of coins Then I got chased down the road by a bloke with a guitar.....


0 Comments, 6 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Curious2014z2015 52 M
4  Articles
Internet   9/27/2019

I was on the internet earlier. The Mrs asked me what I was searching for I replied "Cheap flights" All day she's been smiling and nice to me I didn't even realise she liked darts


0 Comments, 6 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
Sir13874 45 M
1  Article
Bhahahaha   9/26/2019

What's the difference between a chickpea & a garbanzo bean ????? <br><br> <br><br> Never had to pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
buddy98111111 50 M
9  Articles‚ Score 0.1
sex   9/21/2019

hell yes very


4 Comments, 26 Views, 15 Votes ,0.53 Score
Monday blues   9/20/2019

Blue blues


1 Comments, 23 Views, 18 Votes ,2.03 Score
Clodiusthefirst 73 M
21  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Just published!!   9/20/2019

20 years in the saddle Major Bumsore Shorter Skirts Seymour Legg Baby's Revenge by Nora Tittsov Sex at Sea by Master Bates & Seaman Staines <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ...


0 Comments, 14 Views, 11 Votes ,1.48 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
A Joke   9/20/2019

Justin Trudeau was reportedly very excited to be asked to address a conference on racism. <br><br> Apparently he's totally made up


2 Comments, 23 Views, 12 Votes ,1.56 Score
adventure_man01 32 M
4  Articles
A rancher was persuaded to cross-breed his...   9/19/2019

A rancher was persuaded to cross-breed his cattle with hyenas. It was a disaster. The offspring were the laughing stock of the community!


2 Comments, 15 Views, 12 Votes ,1.39 Score
crossing the road   9/18/2019

why did the pervert cross the road.................cos his dick was stuck in the chicken


0 Comments, 14 Views, 11 Votes ,0.92 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   9/18/2019

Porn star Jessica Jaymes has died, with her death classified as natural. <br><br> Unlike the rest of her....


0 Comments, 16 Views, 12 Votes ,1.21 Score
Pullmytrigger55 49 M
12  Articles
Screwed   9/18/2019

That's what TSDates does to u


0 Comments, 17 Views, 14 Votes ,1.22 Score
mryounghung25 31 M
3  Articles
Thomas Edison   9/16/2019

Thomas Edison was probably the first guy to fuck a girl with the lights on.


2 Comments, 19 Views, 16 Votes ,1.95 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   9/16/2019

The wife was bent over looking at something and it was to good an opportunity to miss. I pulled her knickers to one side and did what nature intended. Apparently we are banned from Walmart now .


1 Comments, 15 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   9/15/2019

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine . A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, ...


2 Comments, 51 Views, 15 Votes ,3.74 Score
Cumtakesum 52 M
0  Articles
Mom 3some   9/13/2019

A guy is in a bar talking to a beautiful 60yr old woman things get heated up and she whispers in his ear "have you ever had a mom and 3some" the guy is thinking if she looks this good at 60 her must be amazing. So he goes home with her and as they head upstairs the woman yells " mom take off your depends and clean yourself up I brought us home a live one"


1 Comments, 24 Views, 11 Votes ,1.86 Score
No free IM's   9/12/2019

That's the joke.


1 Comments, 13 Views, 9 Votes ,0.65 Score
adventure_man01 32 M
4  Articles
My grandpa started walking....   9/12/2019

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. <br><br> Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,0.53 Score
adventure_man01 32 M
4  Articles
A turtle is crossing the road....   9/11/2019

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.


0 Comments, 9 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
live4fun2018 48 M
3  Articles
Hotel porn   9/10/2019

A family walks into a hotel and he father goes to the front desk to get a room. He says "I hope the porn is disabled". The guy at the desk says "We just show regular porn you sick fuck".


2 Comments, 19 Views, 12 Votes ,2.62 Score
Is the Earth really round ?????   9/9/2019

NASA lied us !!


2 Comments, 19 Views, 10 Votes
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   9/9/2019

A of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words, " she'd always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!" She ...


0 Comments, 76 Views, 15 Votes ,2.21 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   9/8/2019

A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So, " says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?" "I've been to the pub, " slurs the drunk. "Well, " says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few." "I did all right, " the drunk says ...


3 Comments, 62 Views, 13 Votes ,2.98 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   9/8/2019

One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could him a £200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have an £80, 000 mortgage on the house, and you want to you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas." Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again. The father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely , sorry about . Ask again some other ...


0 Comments, 47 Views, 13 Votes ,2.64 Score
pjfriendly082 42 M
3  Articles
When its an appropriate time to Joke about...   9/8/2019

When have you been able to joke about things with your partner. Some of the short-cummins or long cummings etc. with your partner? Have you been able to hold your tongue until there was open air where you could share and accept your partners critiques? Have you been with other couples where you enjoyed things but maybe said something a bit too much? Then had to walk it back.


1 Comments, 18 Views, 8 Votes ,0.70 Score
CTAfternoonFun 55 M
5  Articles
The biggest Vagina   9/7/2019

Three women are sitting at a bar arguing over who has the biggest vagina. <br><br> “The first girl says, ‘My boyfriend can fit a whole fist up there.’ The second girl says, ‘Ha, my boyfriend can fit two fists and a foot.’ The third girl just smiles as she slides down the bar stool.”


1 Comments, 33 Views, 14 Votes ,1.70 Score
CTAfternoonFun 55 M
5  Articles
Food humor   9/7/2019

What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? <br><br> No one ever $200.00 to have a garbanzo bean on their face.. <br><br> <br><br> What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? <br><br> beer nuts are over a dollar, deer nuts are under a buck.


0 Comments, 11 Views, 8 Votes ,2.09 Score
CTAfternoonFun 55 M
5  Articles
Doctor Viisit   9/7/2019

A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office. The doctor walks in and says, “I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” <br><br> “I don’t understand, doc, ” the patient says. “Why?” <br><br> “Because, ” the doctor says. “I’m trying to examine you.”


0 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   9/7/2019

Just pissed off the yoga instructor when she told the class to "holler out your favorite position!"... I yelled, "ANAL!"...


0 Comments, 6 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   9/7/2019

I met a beautiful girl and we were getting on great until I asked her out for a drink and she stormed off. I'm beginning to think that every woman you meet at AA is a lesbian...


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
jolielaide 48 F
1  Article‚ Score 49.9
mornin' sexxx   9/6/2019

the wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled egg and toast breakfast; wearing nothing but the t-shirt she normally sleeps in. me, not being nearly awake gave a bit of side eye when I walked in. she turned to me and softly said, “you’ve got to get your dick out, fuck me right now." it sounded so sexy when she said it, that my eyes woke like it xmas morning. i ...


0 Comments, 41 Views, 9 Votes ,3.85 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   9/6/2019

A fledgling journalist has been sent out to an interview an elderly lady for the local rag, she has just turned 104 and still lives at home. The journo scribbles down the old lady's life story in shorthand; schooldays, war , loves, marriage, widowhood. Then he arrived at the crucial question. Journo: "Well then Edna, the $64, 000 dollar question! All our readers will want to know the ...


1 Comments, 25 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
Curious2014z2015 52 M
4  Articles
Threesome   9/5/2019

Having just passed my 50th birthday, I met an older woman in a bar the other night. She was in her late 60s, but in very good shape for her age. We got talking and flirting and she asked if I'd like to go back to hers for a "sportsman's double". "What's that ?" I said. "It's a mother and threesome". Imagining a gorgeous lady about my age, I ...


2 Comments, 30 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   9/5/2019

I was sat in a bar with my wife last night. She looked at me and said, "Why are you staring at that blonde woman with the big tits sitting over there?" "You're crazy! !I didn't even notice her big tits." I replied. "So why are you still staring at her??" "She's got no panties on."...


0 Comments, 14 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
KikKyasjodico 22 M
2  Articles
Short Joke   9/4/2019

What did one condom say to the other condom as they walked past a gay bar? <br><br> <br><br> Wanna get shit faced? 🤣🤣🤣


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   9/4/2019

Last night my wife wore a police uniform in bed and said, "you've been arrested for being good in bed!" <br><br> 90 seconds later the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence...


1 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
gigelo2007 31 M
5  Articles
Panda   9/4/2019

A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves. The next night, the woman goes to the panda's house. "You owe me money, " she says. "For what?" The woman rolls her eyes and explains, ...


0 Comments, 29 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
gigelo2007 31 M
5  Articles
A boy   9/4/2019

A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, "Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his dad replies, "Bitches are ladies and bastards are gentlemen." Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume bottle, and his mom says, "Shit!" "Mom, ...


1 Comments, 26 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
Jank0317 31 C
5  Articles
Jokes   9/3/2019

What are your favorite dirty jokes


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   9/2/2019

Dave woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his old lady put some coffee in front of him. “Louise, ” he moaned, “tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?” “Even worse, ” she said, her ...


2 Comments, 50 Views, 10 Votes ,4.98 Score
What in the difference-   9/2/2019

Between a lollipop and a sucker?


2 Comments, 19 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
Laman4475 44 M
1  Article
Does size really matter   9/2/2019

Wonder if women really r into size or it just dont matter. Help me with this one plz


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
To The Point   9/1/2019

A woman whose was hospitalised in a US tornado told ITV News "God would make her better." Presumably, 's a different God from the one almost killed her with a tornado....


0 Comments, 13 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
Even More Humour   9/1/2019

There was a local family whose was frankly very overweight and unattractive. I remember one day her mom came into school and spoke during assembly explaining she could no longer stand the bullying and had hanged herself the night before. <br><br> The whole school was in shocked silence, then one lad shouted out, " hell, it must have been a strong rope."


0 Comments, 14 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
whisky_69 49 T
4  Articles
Why   8/31/2019

Why did the chicken cross the road because the pervert could not get his knob of it .... what cum first the chicken or the pervert ??


0 Comments, 9 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
whisky_69 49 T
4  Articles
Why   8/31/2019

Why did the chicken cross the road because the pervert could not get his knob of it .... what cum first the chicken or the pervert ??


0 Comments, 6 Views, 5 Votes ,0.86 Score
parmakr62 42 M
4  Articles‚ Score 4.0
Pharmacist joke   8/31/2019

"Being a pharmacist is great because you're kind of a doctor, but also a cashier." -Dave Attell


1 Comments, 8 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   8/31/2019

There was a knock on the door and on answering it discovered a Policeman holding a photo of my wife . He asked "Is this your wife sir"? to which I replied yes . He said "It looks like shes been in an accident" And I replied "I know but shes got a lovely personality "


0 Comments, 11 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   8/31/2019

Fuck I remember the days when I was a you could go into a shop with £1 and come out with 2 tins of coke, a wham bar, a bag of crisps and 2 magnums.... Now , Fuckin CCTV everywhere.


0 Comments, 10 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
Ricarddo87 32 M
4  Articles
Apaixonar   8/29/2019

A paixao nos enganos muito, por esse motivo seja feliz


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
bigmask4u7 25 M
6  Articles
Wanna hear a joke.   8/27/2019

My sad sad need for points


1 Comments, 8 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   8/27/2019

A is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her walks in. “, where do babies come from?” The thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The looks puzzled so the continues, “ means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. ’s how you get a ...


1 Comments, 21 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
more humour   8/26/2019

I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm looking for to unlock my phone....


0 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   8/26/2019

One the first teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her . She came to the part of the story where the first was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...and so the went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, "Pardon sir, but may I have some of straw to build my house?" The teacher paused then asked the ...


3 Comments, 52 Views, 11 Votes ,3.73 Score
Bigcockandnuts10 22 M
7  Articles
Jokes   8/25/2019

There has to be some joking involved


0 Comments, 4 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
How do you—-   8/24/2019

make a snowman the beach?


0 Comments, 11 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
How do you—-   8/24/2019

Get an elf of a tree?


0 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
What-   8/24/2019

What is the difference between cats and kittens?


0 Comments, 18 Views, 7 Votes ,0.49 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
more humour   8/24/2019

In a recent survey 100 women were asked what shower soap they preferred . 99 percent of the women replied "Get out of the shower you pervert"


1 Comments, 14 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   8/24/2019

I came home from the pub last night and the wife said to me "What time do you call this"? 56 years of age and still cant tell the time ....


1 Comments, 19 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
boxing_the_stars 41 M
4  Articles
Divorce!   8/23/2019

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my . I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she ...


1 Comments, 36 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
boxing_the_stars 41 M
4  Articles
The Teacher!   8/23/2019

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." ...


0 Comments, 22 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
boxing_the_stars 41 M
4  Articles
A Family!   8/23/2019

A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. You see them and ...


0 Comments, 19 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Drthickhardcock8 31 M
1  Article
Just need a good FWB   8/23/2019

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.


0 Comments, 4 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
boxing_the_stars 41 M
4  Articles
Mommy!   8/23/2019

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, and fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the puts his penis in the ’s vagina. That’s how ...


0 Comments, 14 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   8/20/2019

One Monday morning a postman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short Bob, the homeowner, coming out the front door, stepping around empty beer and liquor bottles. “Wow, Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night!” the postman says. Bob, in obvious pain, replies — ...


0 Comments, 37 Views, 10 Votes ,2.59 Score
What is...   8/18/2019

The other side of summer compared the dead of winter?


0 Comments, 13 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
Andbowskie 34 M
2  Articles
text me 502-389-1837   8/17/2019

what kind of bees produce milk? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> boobies


0 Comments, 13 Views, 12 Votes ,1.92 Score
What   8/17/2019

Is the difference between a ...


0 Comments, 19 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   8/17/2019

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?' George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes ...


2 Comments, 38 Views, 11 Votes ,2.61 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   8/17/2019

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes to darts, " she said. The agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the ...


1 Comments, 42 Views, 13 Votes ,2.64 Score
mmm   8/15/2019

iopp


0 Comments, 10 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
Humour   8/15/2019

“Doc, I think has VD, ” a patient told his urologist on the phone, “The woman he’s screwed is our maid.” “Okay, don’t be hard on him. He’s just a lad , ” the medic soothed, “Get him in here right away and I’ll take care of him.” “But I’ve been screwing the maid too, and I’ve got the symptoms he has.” “Then you come in with him and I’ll fix you both up, ...


0 Comments, 38 Views, 9 Votes ,1.72 Score
shootitome2 68 M
20  Articles
joke #1   8/14/2019

<br><br> ?


2 Comments, 14 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
shootitome2 68 M
20  Articles
JOKE   8/12/2019

shootit2me2...


0 Comments, 15 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
shootitome2 68 M
20  Articles
just another joke   8/11/2019

ere ya go


0 Comments, 15 Views, 10 Votes ,1.59 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
More Humour   8/10/2019

HOW DID THE 7 DWARVES GET THEIR NAMES? Miss Snow White was a randy cow, And desperate for a f**k, So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck. She'd almost given up looking, When she saw some chimney smoke, Then she stumbled on the cottage, And went in for a poke. Her clothes came off in seconds. And she'd just removed her pants, When seven dwarves came marching in, With a ...


0 Comments, 42 Views, 8 Votes ,4.64 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
Humour   8/10/2019

My german girlfriend likes to my sexual performances on a scale of 1-. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done....


1 Comments, 24 Views, 5 Votes ,4.45 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
Police   8/10/2019

Police are now trialing portable on-the-spot DNA testing machines for use crime scenes. <br><br> A Police spokesman said "It's a great bit of kit, we are now able to tamper with the evidence much quicker."


0 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
bendoon1 63 M
45  Articles‚ Score 10.1
Humour   8/10/2019

3 Irishmen in a bar. Murphy says "My local's better than this. In my local, you 2 drinks and the 3rd's free" Mick says, "Well in my local you 1 drink you get the 2nd free" Paddy says, "That's nothin'. In my local you the 1st drink, then the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th & 7th are free. Then you go to the back and get a shag. "WOW, " says the ...


2 Comments, 50 Views, 12 Votes ,4.57 Score
Chicken Licken   8/9/2019

Why did the chicken cross the playground...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... To get to the other slide.


1 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
Cheesy joke too   8/9/2019

Which is the best cheese for getting a bear of the woods?..... ...... ..... ..... ..... ..... <br><br> Camembert.


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
Impossible to Put a Worm into Its Hole   8/8/2019

After a good summer rain, young Johnny was playing in his grandparent's yard and noticed the worms had come out. He was trying to push the worm back into its wormhole. His grandfather saw this effort and told him that putting the worm back into the hle is impossible. <br><br> Johnny bet his grandfather that he could do it for ten dollars. His grandfather laughed and took the ...


1 Comments, 43 Views, 9 Votes ,1.50 Score
Secretbff2018 47 M
5  Articles
What's the difference between hungry and horny?   8/8/2019

Depends on where you stick the cucumber.


0 Comments, 11 Views, 9 Votes ,3.21 Score
Trapper69 62 G
18  Articles‚ Score 10.6
The biggest joke   8/8/2019

The biggest joke is how so many people bitch and complain about points, the IM, and this website. Most are non members......but they stay here rather than move on. Maybe they just love to complain about everything?


1 Comments, 10 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
ChrisMcd1993 26 M
2  Articles
What black women like?   8/7/2019

Do bigger black women enjoy the tall, white, and skinny boys or do they just chase after anything that will give them the sex which they seek?


1 Comments, 12 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
Cheesy joke   8/7/2019

Did you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory?..... <br><br> There was DeBrie everywhere!


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
Magical dog   8/7/2019

What type of has magical powers?..... <br><br> A Labra-cadabra-dor!


0 Comments, 10 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
jrusso5 52 M
6  Articles
Water Zoo   8/6/2019

A "Water Zoo"?


0 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
jrusso5 52 M
6  Articles
Safe Sex   8/6/2019

A "Water Zoo"?


0 Comments, 8 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
JackMcGak 37 M
2  Articles
Classic mistake   8/5/2019

A guy walks into his home with chicken under his arm. His wife is standing there. <br><br> Man says “Well this is the pig I’m fucking.” Wife says “Honey, that’s not a pig under your arm. It’s a chicken.” Man says “I wasn’t talking to you.”


3 Comments, 21 Views, 12 Votes ,3.51 Score
Secretbff2018 47 M
5  Articles
Dentist issues   8/5/2019

An old woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, ”I think you have the wrong room.” <br><br> ”You put in my husband’s teeth last week, ” she replied. “Now you have to remove them.”


2 Comments, 25 Views, 11 Votes ,3.54 Score
IM   8/5/2019

TSDates IM is a bit of a joke most of the time.....


1 Comments, 9 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
Fukaboutit70 49 C
2  Articles
What do you call a gay drive by?   8/5/2019

A fruit roll up...


0 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
jrusso5 52 M
6  Articles
Dick Picks   8/5/2019

Funny, but true... <br><br> [image]...


1 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
jrusso5 52 M
6  Articles
Red Dildo?   8/5/2019

Too funny... <br><br> [image]...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
jrusso5 52 M
6  Articles
Sign seen last December   8/5/2019

Saw this road-side sign last December... <br><br> [image]...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
jrusso5 52 M
6  Articles
Sign seen last December   8/5/2019

Saw this road-side sign last December... <br><br> [image]...


1 Comments, 13 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
whitecivic2000 41 M
3  Articles
Why do women like big cock.   8/2/2019

So they can ride it all night LOL!


1 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
Really?   7/30/2019

The shit people do for points...lol


3 Comments, 20 Views, 13 Votes ,2.81 Score
Yaketypiper 42 M
5  Articles
snowmen   7/29/2019

Why wouldnt the snowwoman go with the snowman? Because he didnt have any snowballs...har har har, im off drive a car...ooh this should be in the poetry section as well! points points points


1 Comments, 12 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
open2offers000 56 M
1  Article
muff diving   7/27/2019

whats going to court and muff diving got in common...1 slip of the tongue and your in the shit


0 Comments, 28 Views, 18 Votes ,3.81 Score
Rbcalifun1 43 M
2  Articles
What’s the....   7/26/2019

What’s the difference between a


0 Comments, 24 Views, 10 Votes ,1.59 Score
fullmontyjon 34 M
5  Articles
Lol   7/25/2019

This site is a joke


1 Comments, 12 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
tallsexyskinny4 33 M
4  Articles
Just random stuff for points   7/25/2019

Just doing this for points. Not really into writing poems


0 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,3.80 Score
bigmask4u7 25 M
6  Articles
Guess what?   7/24/2019

The IM change is the site's worth joke.


2 Comments, 21 Views, 13 Votes ,5.16 Score
Rbcalifun1 43 M
2  Articles
Joke   7/24/2019

Why did yrmthe


1 Comments, 15 Views, 11 Votes ,1.48 Score
Jakebrixx 23 M
1  Article
points   7/23/2019

so little points so little time...


2 Comments, 14 Views, 10 Votes ,3.19 Score
Chaosriddenxr20 29 M
1  Article
Points   7/22/2019

Needs dem points coz i dont wanna


1 Comments, 18 Views, 10 Votes ,2.19 Score
OSU vs. UM   7/22/2019

You know what the call the Big House in Ohio?.........OUR HOUSE!


0 Comments, 3 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
OSU vs. UM   7/22/2019

You know what the call the Big House in Ohio?.........OUR HOUSE!


0 Comments, 6 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
Tpayne01 37 M
5  Articles
One Liners   7/21/2019

Am interested in Any one liner type jokes anybody is willing to share. I ask bartenders all the time and the they get they do not seem to know even one. Most bartenders back in the knew a few. Should be part of their interview process to least know One joke or a One Liner. Here is a joke: You know what kind of man John Denver was? A plane down to earth man!


0 Comments, 14 Views, 9 Votes ,2.36 Score
bigmask4u7 25 M
6  Articles
Pointy points?   7/21/2019

Pointy points! <br><br> That's the joke cause I need em


3 Comments, 17 Views, 11 Votes ,1.48 Score
Clodiusthefirst 73 M
21  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Man from Kent   7/20/2019

There was a young man from Kent, <br><br> 's tool was decidedly bent, <br><br> To save himself trouble, <br><br> He put it in double, <br><br> Instead of coming he went!!...


0 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,1.93 Score
bigmask4u7 25 M
6  Articles
Points is the name   7/20/2019

Points are the game. Not funny just want the 20 lol


0 Comments, 6 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
nicestr8male 44 M
1  Article
whats the difference between red and purple ...... ???   7/19/2019

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0 Comments, 10 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Secretbff2018 47 M
5  Articles
Work joke   7/18/2019

My boss said good morning and to have a great day today. So after that, I went home.


0 Comments, 17 Views, 9 Votes ,2.14 Score
lookingfor14fux 49 M
6  Articles
the big one   7/16/2019

How many guys does it take fill a woman...……..


1 Comments, 40 Views, 12 Votes ,0.50 Score
Rockhardforyou42 41 M
4  Articles
How to get the most points.   7/14/2019

Just curious if there is a better way get points when you need them?


2 Comments, 17 Views, 12 Votes ,3.51 Score
This will crack you up   7/13/2019

quot;Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That's great . Who is she?" : "It's Sandra, the neighbor's "; father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something , but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...


1 Comments, 50 Views, 11 Votes ,4.85 Score
Dad Jokes Pt. 2   7/12/2019

If a refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?


1 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
Dad Jokes Anyone?   7/12/2019

Today, my asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.


0 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,3.85 Score
aorers1 45 M
5  Articles
hahaha   7/9/2019

hahaha jumble jumble no sense laugh nonsense is not so funny


0 Comments, 11 Views, 10 Votes ,0.60 Score
Lets try this one   7/7/2019

I filled in a job application for the local council and under disabilities I put Narcolepsy and Tourettes Syndrome. So not only will I be able to sleep at work, if someone tries to wake me up; I can tell them to fuck off.


0 Comments, 27 Views, 18 Votes ,2.44 Score
Lets try this one   7/7/2019

Just before shagging a Brazilian girl who'd singled me out in a bar, I asked her why, of all the other guys there, she'd chosen me. "You were the only one in a England shirt, " she explained. "I wanted to make love to someone who came from the home of football." "Well, we might have invented it, " I replied, as I slipped her panties off, "But we're ...


0 Comments, 54 Views, 10 Votes ,1.79 Score
If you think about it ,it is a joke .   7/7/2019

My wife wrote an email to me saying she was concerned have communication issues. I immediately sent an IM asking her to clarify. She messaged me on Facebook saying not to worry but sometimes 're not as connected as she'd like. I tweeted her I love her more than anything. She texted me she loves me too and was tired after a long day of work. So I leaned over and kissed her good night.


1 Comments, 24 Views, 11 Votes ,2.23 Score
Sunday Morning Sex   7/6/2019

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight her grandparent’s house visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” <br><br> Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years ...


1 Comments, 54 Views, 13 Votes ,4.15 Score
A coincidence   7/6/2019

A chicken farmer went the local bar. He sat next a woman and ordered champagne. <br><br> The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne". <br><br> "What a coincidence ", said the farmer, who added, "It is a special for . I am celebrating...." <br><br> "It is a special for , too, I am ...


0 Comments, 43 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
A Joke   7/6/2019

I was showing my doctor the rash on my penis today. He seemed pretty uncomfortable and didn't want to touch it, he just told me to make an appointment at the surgery tomorrow and walked off pushing his shopping trolley with his wife.


1 Comments, 26 Views, 10 Votes ,1.99 Score
Yungsexgod2017 27 M
3  Articles
All jokes   7/5/2019

The joke is I'm doing this just for points!


3 Comments, 14 Views, 8 Votes ,4.87 Score
Yungsexgod2017 27 M
3  Articles
All jokes   7/5/2019

The joke is I'm doing this just for points!


0 Comments, 5 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
A Joke   7/3/2019

My new blow up doll is so realistic, it told me it just wants to be friends.


1 Comments, 15 Views, 12 Votes ,2.80 Score
Or this one   7/3/2019

"My wife hasn't wanted sex for over a year, " complained my friend down the pub. <br><br> "That's just not true, mate, " I replied without thinking.


0 Comments, 24 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
Lets try this one   7/3/2019

It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and says, "Hello?... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" -- and promptly slams the phone down. His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?" The husband replies. "I don't know. Some guy who wanted to know if the ...


1 Comments, 36 Views, 9 Votes ,3.00 Score
Another funny joke   7/1/2019

A guy goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor, I'm getting married next week, but I have had unprotected sex a couple of times lately. Before our marriage, I'd like to know if I have an STD; could you do a test for me?' <br><br> 'Sure', the doctor says, 'but the result of such a test takes 3 weeks, so it will not be in time for your marriage' ...


0 Comments, 54 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
Another Joke   7/1/2019

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting. "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women in that way? What does the ...


0 Comments, 47 Views, 11 Votes ,3.54 Score
A Joke   6/30/2019

A woman is home when she hears someone knock the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door again. Later night when her ...


0 Comments, 53 Views, 13 Votes ,2.98 Score
shootitome2 68 M
20  Articles
Lem   6/28/2019

One Lem and his Pa was mending fence off in the back forty when all of a sudden Lem heard moaning and groaning and spotted two people in the throws of passion, Pa! Whats them people doing? Ah, Lem they is just fucking. Pa? Whats fucking? How old are you Lem? Well near 18 year old Pa, you know that. Yer all that old and you don't know what fucking is? You best come to the house with me... ...


0 Comments, 49 Views, 8 Votes ,1.62 Score
Praying Old Man...   6/28/2019

An old man is his bedside praying when his wife says... What are you doing? praying for guidance..Replies the old guy. Well..Says the wife...."Just pray for stiffness & I'll guide the "


1 Comments, 26 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
Mirror, Mirror   6/28/2019

A woman buys a mirror an antique shop from a gypsy, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust line forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. ...


0 Comments, 45 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
Like The Movies...   6/28/2019

A guy with a black eye walks into a bar and orders a triple bourbon. The bartender says "Having a tough , huh?" The guy says "Yeah. My wife and I were doing the dishes and she turned to and said 'Why don't we ever make love like in the movies?' So I bent her over the kitchen table, yanked her pants down and rammed it in. I jack hammered her and slapped her on the ass ...


0 Comments, 50 Views, 12 Votes ,1.74 Score
Nursing School...   6/28/2019

A woman enrolled in nursing is attending an anatomy . The subject of the is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does during an orgasm. "Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the ..."


0 Comments, 22 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
wickedcat2006 44 F
145  Articles
oh ms Jamaica   6/28/2019

A ’s most important Organ supposedly as described by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest. <br><br> INDIA <br><br> Question: Ms India, how do you describe a Organ in your country? <br><br> Ms India: Well, I can say that Organs in India are like labourers. <br><br> Question: How can you say so? ...


2 Comments, 40 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
itzwatido 41 M
1  Article
funny shit   6/28/2019

what's 12" long, hard, and makes a woman scream in the morning?? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ....S.I.D.S. <br><br> <br><br> LOL


0 Comments, 18 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
Makeyoucumqk 37 M
3  Articles
Funny 2.0   6/27/2019

When I was a baby I was so ugly my mother never breastfed me she said she only like me as a friend


0 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
Makeyoucumqk 37 M
3  Articles
A funny   6/27/2019

Did you know that if you kick the crap out of a Texan the only thing that would be left is a pair of boots


0 Comments, 4 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
boxing_the_stars 41 M
4  Articles
A good one for everyone to enjoy!   6/27/2019

“Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over 1.2 million pounds. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own ...


0 Comments, 29 Views, 8 Votes ,0.23 Score
My Folks....   6/26/2019

My old mom was tired of being ignored on Sunday during Football season by my dad. So, she went and got her sexy nightgown that had almost no back it. She put it on backwards show off her tits. She smiled and stood in front of the TV and teased my dad "See anything different?" Dad replied "Yes you have your gown on backwards" Mom smiled ear to ear and asked "how can ...


0 Comments, 31 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
My Folks....   6/26/2019

My folks have been married so long the only Sex they have is Hall Sex. They avoid each other completely and if by chance they pass each other in the Hall my mom tells my dad "Screw You" and Dad replies "Screw you too!" and they both seem happier for the rest of the .


0 Comments, 15 Views, 8 Votes ,1.16 Score
Funny Quotes...   6/25/2019

Why does a gynecologist leave the room when you undress? <br><br> Why can't women put their mascara on with their mouth closed? <br><br> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? <br><br> If Wile E coyote has enough money to buy all that Acme junk why doesn't ...


1 Comments, 26 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
Funny Quotes...   6/25/2019

The last thing I want to do is hurt your feelings, but it’s still on my list. <br><br> If I agreed with you then we’d both be wrong. <br><br> If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? <br><br> I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet. <br><br> Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a ...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 4 Votes ,0.53 Score
Most of the time...   6/25/2019

Most of the time... when you're sad, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...


0 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
Now that's Funny...   6/25/2019

I love it when you walk through a spider web, you all of a sudden learn Kung Fu <br><br> The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. <br><br> <br><br> I hate when people say "he is nice when you get to know him" so in other words "he is a jerk but you will get used to it." <br><br> <br><br>  LIFE ...


0 Comments, 22 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
The Broccoli Says...   6/25/2019

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'


0 Comments, 8 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
Funny Quotes...   6/25/2019

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. <br><br> Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. <br><br> As a my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. <br><br> A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
Funny Quotes....   6/25/2019

When everything's coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane <br><br> <br><br> Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day <br><br> Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. <br><br> Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel ...


0 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
Funny Quotes.....   6/25/2019

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? <br><br> Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night <br><br> The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson <br><br> <br><br> Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines


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Funny Quotes...   6/25/2019

"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough." <br><br> "Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom." <br><br> If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for ...


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Funny Quotes....   6/25/2019

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. <br><br> The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades <br><br> Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. <br><br> I was as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar <br><br> <br><br> ...


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My 4 moods:   6/24/2019

My 4 moods: I’m too old for this shit, I’m too tired for this shit, I’m too sober for this shit, I don’t have time for this shit.


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Old Aunts...   6/24/2019

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


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and then the fight started.....   6/24/2019

A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And then the fight started.....


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And then the fight started...   6/24/2019

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 180 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a bathroom scale. And then the fight started...


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And then the fight started.....   6/24/2019

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started...


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Mark111470 48 M
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Gross joke   6/23/2019

What's the difference between a faggot and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat .


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bigmask4u7 25 M
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Guess what?   6/23/2019

Chicken butt <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> help I need the points


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Laura2Men 37 F
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Makeing U laugh or Smile, 1 One way or Another😁   6/23/2019

Marriage argument, Not Even da Dogs Safe... <br><br> Early Sunday morning husband wakes up n quickly gets dressed for his weekly Sunday fishing trip he's gone on for da past 20years. His peace n quiet time. He quickly gathers his gear wih a big smile on his face until he sees his wife quietly drinking her cup of coffee with a look of saddness that even he cant ignore. He tries ...


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johncumswu 49 M
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Friday   6/19/2019

White guy, Mexican , and Black guy walk into a bar


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Being Brave   6/19/2019

A man breaks into a house to for and guns. Inside, he finds a in bed. He orders the guy of the bed and ties him a chair. While tying the home owner’s wife the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck; then gets up & goes into the bathroom. <br><br> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. at ...


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rondonp47 33 M
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come chat with me   6/19/2019

I ggot all kinds of joke.. people love when im around. im the laugh of the party


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DETSwitch 55 M
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Pickup Lines and Icebreakers So Lame They Can't Help But to Be Funny...   6/18/2019

We've all seen them, heard them, gotten them stuck in our heads.... So, readers, let's see some of your examples of lame icebreakers and stupid or over-the-top pickup lines that were effective in achieving some small measure of comic relief. <br><br> Somewhere between "Hi! I am so-o-o-o-o-o drunk!" and "Hi there.... I just threw up!", is: ...


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johncumswu 49 M
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Knock Knock   6/16/2019

Whos there


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johncumswu 49 M
5  Articles
Friday   6/16/2019

Dam smokey its Friday and you aint got no job


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whorecurious 58 C
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What about that..   6/16/2019

A buddy ask me the something day... He said if me and your wife had sex <br><br> And I got her pregnant would that make us kin...haha <br><br> I said nope... <br><br> He said what would it make us??? <br><br> I said Even !!


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