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1desertfunguy 52 / M
"So glad to be back on my favorite site as a gold member. Let the good times roll baby."
Coachella Valley, California, United States
 
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Member Since: March 12, 2013

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1desertfunguy 52/M
Coachella Valley, California
Maxwell didnt kill herself . Lets just get that out of the way right now.
Introduction
Warning--any per and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photographs, an...d/or the comments made about my photographs or any other "art" related posts on my profile. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee(s), agent(s), student(s) or any pernel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are private and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my peral privacy is punishable by law. Hello, I am a VGL, S/W/M, I love to make people laugh so i consider myself very funny. Love going out or just staying in for the night. Very laid back soul here. A true "giver". And a hopeless romantic.When i am in a serious relationship with a girl, I very much enjoy sharing my lover with others. It's the biggest turn on for me. It's not about me being with other women but 110% all about pleasing her. Obviously i am very confident and comfortable with who i am.I would like to meet like minded FWB's for the most part. If i was to meet that special someone and it naturally became more then a FWB situation, then so be it. But i am not necessarily looking for a LTR. I used to believe i had to be in a relationship to be happy no matter how miserable we made each other, so i decided to take a year off from relationships, that was over 5 years ago. It was probably the best decision i have ever made in my life because it gave me time to get to know myself.

My Ideal Person Must be very open minded and willing to explore. Must be secure with themselves. Insecurity always leads to misery.I have dated girls from 10 to 18 years younger then me and as much as 10 years older so age is not an issue. This person should Not be afraid to take control if an opportunity arises. Very loving but also very firm is always sexy to me.Someone spontaneous and adventurous is always a plus.I would love to meet someone who was comfortable enough to enjoy the swinging lifestyle. Or at least willing to be shared with others. I will ad more to this section as i learn more about my ideal person. Thanks for reading.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I have mentioned it already several times here but it involves
me sharing my lady with another man or men.See Scenario
above.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Yes. Drew Barrymore. Not sure what it is but have always
been attracted to her. Also Danica Patrick. The fact she
knows how to drive really fast very well and she kind of has
that firm but loving dom thing going.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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Information
  • 52 / male
  • Coachella Valley, California, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-curious
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: April 5, 1969
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 8 in / 172-175 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: Prefer not to say
Education: Some college
Occupation: Yes i work.
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Not applicable
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Long
Eye Color: Green
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses
My Trophy Case: