I'm a pretty regular guy in most ways, but in other ways I am very unique. I get along very well with almost anyone, and anyone who knows me would agree that I am a very good time. I work hard and keep myself very busy, yet pride myself on not taking life too seriously... what's the fun in that?... fuck life without smiles!

My Ideal Person Life experieces are awesome! I love learning more about myself as a person, which means I am learning more about the type of people I am interested in. Being a very sexual guy myself, I am interested in like-minded people. If you are all about the sex, that's great! If you just want a friend to chat with, that's great! If you want to have fun outside of the bedroom, that's great! If you happen to be hot and want any of those things, that's even better! If you are all of the above, you are someone I could really dig! Just looking for fun, open-minded individuals...don't worry, your brains won't fall out!

WARNING: The author has a one-track mind and a large penis. Use of this device may result in extreme orgasms, permagrin, and "walking funny the next day". Not available in Hawaii or Rhode Island. (Hope you can read really fast, because it's so much better if you do!)