We are your typical horny,fun loving couple of dirty birds looking for like-minded couples or women or even a group of friends to get creative with: She has an amazing body,is very sensual, sexy, oral with the softest skin ever!!She loves give give as much as receive. He is in great shape, loves to laugh, nice cock and LOVES LOVES LOVES to go down on a woman for hours until she begs for mercy! We are down to earth and friendly. He is straight she is not entirely bi. Depends on the woman. Let's chat.. If you want to meet for real we will meet. Please no drama or cock shots: they tend to look more like blurry images of the loch ness monster than sexually enticing images. And as we all know: there's no bigger turn off than Nessie.LOL We aren't looking for the endless texting and "verification". We can meet at a bar where you can actually get a sense of someone being sexy and attractive once you MEET them...oh, and by the way, we can spot fakers before we even look at your profile. Its quite simple. If you like our profile and our pictures, send us a wink or a message and if there's interest let's meet!! Pretty easy huh? Fif face pics so we can get a drink??.....please One or two will suffice..Don't screw around........well....prematurely that it! LOL! Would love to meet a couple to go to a swing club with. Now THAT'S hot! B)

My Ideal Person Someone who likes to laugh, drink, fuck (a given), and has no hang ups. At the end of the day, no matter how important our daily troubles seem, we are all daisy fertilizer, so seize the day and enjoy life and take, well..what comes....pun intended.