I’m a laid back, funny, sarcastic, honest, open minded and generous guy. Despite my grumpy look, I am usually quite happy! I enjoy all aspects of the game of seduction. Meeting the right person, connecting online and over the phone, the excitement of meeting someone new, the first kiss, foreplay, giving oral sex, discovering each other and having FUN!! I’m single and straight. I’m in decent shape, although I don’t have six pack abs anymore. I don’t post dick pics because the internet is forever. I know you have LOTS of options out there, but if you want something real, send me a message.

My Ideal Person I find women of all colors and sizes beautiful. I think curves are sexy! I want a woman who is open minded and confident in her sexuality. I am looking for a REAL woman who is genuinely interested in MEETING! NO scammers or fakes tolerated!