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CynicusMaximus 51 / M
"I am the invisible man who can't stop staring at the mirror."
San Antonio, Texas, United States
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Member Since: April 4, 2014

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CynicusMaximus 51/M
San Antonio, Texas
The best way to avoid disappointment is to stop thinking everyone is your friend.
When I am not out fighting crime with my all girl rock band, I am just here to loiter and/or mingle in the chat rooms and maintain a poorly managed art blog. I am not here to tell you that you are beautiful. I am not here to try to stick my crank into every woman on the site.... But I have thought about it once or twice. I don't know what to say about my intelligence or whatever my appeal is, but you are more than welcome to find me wandering around in a chat room or check out my blog here, Hooct In Foniks Wurct Fur Mee, where I post illustrations of naked women and dead celebrities. I have been lucky to have some truly wonderful people on this site. I honestly believe that you get what you invest into this site, and there is someone who is waiting to meet you.... Even though they might be four states away and in a loveless marriage. I am not sure if any of that describes me at all, but this is more information than I had before.

My Ideal Person I don't know if I have an ideal person or type.. just be yourself and the rest will sort itself out.

The beauty of being in a chat room is that people will tell you exactly who they are if you let them. I do my best to be cordial and I am not there to compete for your attention. Just understand that I live to be sarcastic in a good sense and I can't help but inject some kind of humor when appropriate.

I don't see ugly people. That's something that will reveal itself in time, but I do my best to live by the Golden Rule and expect the same in others. I understand that most men who are prowling the site for a random hook up tend to be a little more immediate with their intentions, while I like for someone to pique my intentions.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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  • 51 / male
  • San Antonio, Texas, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women or Couples (man/woman)
Birthdate: September 8, 1971
Relocate?: Prefer not to say
Marital Status: Prefer not to say
Height: 5 ft 8 in / 172-175 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: Prefer not to say
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some college
Race: Hispanic
Religion: Atheist
Have Children: Prefer not to say
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Male Endowment: Prefer not to say/Prefer not to say
Circumcised: Prefer not to say
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Salt and Pepper
Hair Length: Receding
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses
My Trophy Case: