This is kind of awkward, isn't it? Living in such a small community, but wanting to meet your erotic neighbors! The non-sex stuff... Successful, career oriented, and well educated guy in a doomed marriage and not ready to be tied down again. I love to laugh. A good sense of humor is vital. There's a lot of shit in this world and it's (usually) better to laugh about it than cry about it. I can be sarcastic and my sense of humor can be rather dirty. I like being outdoors, unless it's scorching hot. I like to fix things. There's something about taking junk and making it useful (either by fixing it, or finding a creative use for it) that makes me happy. I find chatting online very non-peral, which makes it somewhat difficult for me, so forgive me if I'm too quick to ask to meet. The first meet doesn't have to be a full on fuck session. A nice conversation over lunch is a good place to start. The sex stuff... A lot of profiles say they want "well hung". That's a little vague. If the biggest you've ever had is a 3" chode, then 6" will seem like Jon Holmes! With that said, I'm 6". You can decide for yourself if that is well hung. My body type is somewhere between average and fit. I can feel the abs in there, but can't quite see them! I'm into the usual stuff (especially DATY... very underrated!!!), but would like to explore and try some new things.

My Ideal Person Here we go...
-Smart... Doesn't have to be a Rhodes Scholar, but should be smarter than Kelly Bundy (bonus points if you have seen Married with Children)

-Funny... As I said before, sense of humor is vital. If the only thing you have to talk about is how everything sucks and we're all going to die, we're probably not going to get along. If you find the Rodney Carrington song "Dear Penis" funny, then you are on the right track.

-Easygoing... I'm all about going with the flow. You should be too. Life is too short. Don't stress over things you cannot control. If you are 100% successful at this, tell me how.

-Honest... We're not here for BS. That's what spouses are for. The biggest secret that I am (or would be) keeping... I am married, as I said that before. Not interested in hiding it. Creates too much BS. No one has time for that.

-Courteous... If I message you and you are not interested, let me know. I will thank you for your honesty and wish you the best.

An FWB with someone in the same situation would be ideal, but not required.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Linkin Park, Pink Floyd, Breaking Benjamin, to name a few

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Don't really fantasize about celebrities since there
is zero chance of that happening. The last celebrity to
Cayce my eye would probably be the woman that plays Wonder
Woman. She and her golden lariat could make for some great
fantasies!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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