Well said Owl I’m not sure this is what I had in mind …. the advert said ‘Beautiful Pussy seeks nocturnal fun’ so how do I find myself in a boat with a predatory feline? I’m supposed to be wise after all and yet again I fall victim to sexual temptation. ‘And now you tell me we’re off to visit some ring wearing Piggywig on an island where the Bong tree grows ….. it all seems a bit far fetched to me.’ ‘ Tell me again about the gobbling Turkey though …. I liked the sound of that bit. Pussy smiled as Pussies always do.

My Ideal Person You appear demure and respectable however it barely conceals the fact that really you’re a wanton slut who fantasises about being gangbanged in the library.