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My Ideal Person A FREAKY ASS, EASY GOING, down to earth WOMAN, with a BOMB ass sense of humor. I love thick women, NOT OBESE. Sorry, but not sorry. I'm not into malnourished lookin women who look like they could use a few steaks, potatoes, and pot liquor either. I'm big on hygiene and you should be too. As far as appearance you should appear to care about yourself. I'm picky with older women, but some of you can get it good. A HUGE turn on is a woman who GOES AFTER WHAT SHE WANTS. That's really sexy to me...