Me: Full of double entendres, "that's what she said"s and just straight up dad jokes. Quiet, probably more shy than you think. Ready to try to find someone for fun conversations, fun times, fun...fill in the blanks. Out of shape (I mean...WAY out of shape...well, round's a shape, isn't it?) but working on it when I can. Working a lot. Also nerding out a lot. The two intersect quite a bit. Will explain later. Generally a pretty decent guy, or at least I like to think so. It's been a rough few years. Ready to write a new chapter.

My Ideal Person You:
Funny. A fellow nerd. Kind to other people on this ball of rock through which we're all hurtling through space at what has to be said is a pretty unlikely speed.
A non-smoker and not a drug user if we ever plan on meeting in person.
Also a generally decent person.

Come hunker down with me. The world out there is just crazy.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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