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bard3232 56 / M
"when you haven't had sex in over 4 years, life can make you bored to tears!"
Oroville, California, United States
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bard3232 56/M
Oroville, California
goodbye November, hello December, 2022 going, going, fast
:))Man standard sucks, I hate being broke, Feh! Can't my read mail? what a rediculous jokeX( so im me instead if you see me on, we can talk that way and see if it's on. My guitar, keys and mandolin are all outta tune, need something new to write about, either bane or boon. When I younger I was a bar hopping fool, now i drink at home where it's cool. Throw some good steaks on the barbie and grill, watch a good ballgame, or just be mellow and chill. So I drink and smoke, and occasionally toke, I have glaucoma and I'm a near-sited bloke. I'm no Greek God or built like Adonis, never was that strong, I have to be honest. Used to be a janitor and a darkroom tech too. Been on the shelf so long I know not what to do. I'm a web hermit, a gamer geek, love good movies as well, sci fi and fantasy. You? Do tell. This minstrel is run down and broke, and outta good luck. "I feel like an old splintered drumstick" but I'm randy as fuck. B) forgive me I'm trying not to talk too much bout sex, but some young witch has put me under a hex. So my one kink to which I must confess, under discretion and much duress is if your into A, I want into your B, until I release all of my C! (oh boy here he goes) #-o

My Ideal Person This old dog is tired of even older woman, be my age or younger and you might have me grinning.
Don't get me wrong though, I play with older girls too, if your really into your sex, I might be into you too.
I don't expect a goddess, but PLEASE no more trolls, for I've had entirely too many of those.
Peace Out

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Zeppelin, Floyd, and a host of others

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Cate Blanchett (As Galadriel) looks lovely with long hair
and pointed ears, and smile she gives Frodo in the dream
vision rotk? Priceless! she may not have the prettiest,
but has an elegant body, and a beautiful butt, of which I
wish I could sex and climax into.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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  • 56 / male
  • Oroville, California, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women, Groups or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: April 28, 1966
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 9 in / 175-177 cm
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Smoking: I'm a heavy smoker
Drinking: I'm a heavy drinker
Drugs: I use some recreational drugs
Education: Associate degree (2 years college)
Occupation: N/a
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Not applicable
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: No
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses
My Trophy Case: