I'm not like anyone you've ever met before. Unless you've already met me - stalker. :) Sure, I could bore you with delusions of how wonderful I am, but let’s face it, I am sure you've already read this about 200 times in all the other profiles. A lot of people have told me I'm "special" or "gifted". I think they're jealous that I can count to 10, or 20 with my shoes off, and even 22 in the shower. Ask and I will show you how! Anywhoo... I surround myself with optimistic people who are going somewhere in life, and no, I don't mean McDonalds.

My Ideal Person There's something very special about you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You want to see the world and travel, love to kiss, you cuddle like a cat on the sofa, and shag like a tiger in bed. You are thin, athletic, (curvy in right places is a plus), your eyes are bright and convey the depth of your spirit. You are beautiful inside and out, and you think you can keep up with me.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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