Ever wanted a bestie with benefits? Open-minded? Interested in learning fun things along the way? I’m a dyke who likes dick. Have never and would never be in a relationship with a guy but love hanging around with funny and intelligent men and would like to find someone to take that to the next level. Have had a few one-off encounters but that doesn’t let me ask all the questions and live out all the fantasies I want to. Picture this: We go out to watch the game and there’s a nice looking woman next to you? I will do my best wingwoman. We strike out? Let’s go fuck each other instead. Caveats: I’m not your lesbian porn fantasy. I’m a tall, fat, bowtie wearing lesbian but I’m smart, sarcastic, fun to hang with, and have all the right equipment for some safe, NSA, fantasy-rich encounters. Oh, and I’m discreet and expect the same. Can’t have y’all ruin my rep.

My Ideal Person Ideal: taller than me, more confident than me, bigger cock than the one I keep in my drawer, smells good, can keep up with banter and bullshit, and isn’t afraid to make a little noise when he comes. Oh, and I’m interested in men as a distinction from women so I like masculinity/a friendly cockiness/surety. I play the dominant role in my regular life so I’d like someone to pin me down for a change.