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hornieryytoad 52 / M
"What you see is what you get with me."
Encino, California, United States
 
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hornieryytoad 52/M
Encino, California
Introduction
As the longest member here it is sad to see what the site has turned in to. I was here before Various screwed it up. With that said. Hello ladies. I know this is a long shot these days but I have to give it a chance. My name is Jimmy and I am looking for you to get through the boredom of Covid. I am clean both STD and Covid. I am also sane and drama free. Here to spice up our sex life. Are you? I am not here to get to know you for weeks. Read the profile and you will see who I am. Save us the time of chatting for weeks. I am not you typical man. I am not controlling. I care who I share all of my 8 love with. I just won't fuck hard and long just any woman. I do have some standards just like you. I do not cheat or help someone cheat so if you are married or have boyfriend then don't tell me :-) I am honest, sweet and just down right horny. I am told I am too blunt and nice and very sarcastic. I am not in AA or BBW. Anyone who wont take care of themselves a little is the opposite of what I am looking for and very boring in bed. A truly awesome sexual encounter takes 2 to make it happen. Definitely not into crazy TS, CD or any non woman. I am not a rock star or hard body. I have been told I fuck like a porn star on a few occasions. I can last for hours. I always play safe so a condom is a must. This is a sex site after all. I don't bareback even if you are on the pill and we both prove we have no std's with a recent test. Sexually, I love to eat a nice wet pussy and play with breasts. I am not in to BJ's. I know, I am a strange dude. :-) Just never really got in to it. i pretty much like all positions and like to enjoy many position during sex. I m not in to talking dirty because I sound like a dipshit when I try. It's more sexy when a woman does the dirty talking. You ladies are just better at it then us men. When I meet a woman I definitely like foreplay or like to give full body massages to get her in the mood. It also helps me too exploring a woman's body to see what she likes and doesn't like. I wouldn't mind receiving one also but I am kind of ticklish on most parts of my body like my feet and stomach. I am smart, witty, funny, shy, nice, sexy, confident, relaxed, horny, adventurous, spontaneous, SINGLE and plan to stay that way by choice. I don't believe in commitment to 1 person. No fun in that. I like to kick it at home with small groups of people. Use to be a party person when i was younger but now I just like the company of 4-5 people at a time hopefully all females as long as I am the center of attention. I am very 420 friendly and if I drink it is only the hard stuff. I do know you like the Hard stuff too for sex and I will give it to you. Not int to meeting guys here since most are gays or pretending to be Bi-sexual. Also don't care to meet any women who are Bi-sexual either. I like non confused women who are not conformist or a suppose to be people or everyone else is doing it so I have to do it too people. What else to weed out the women I am NOT interested in meeting. No cam models. No prostitutes. NO flakes. IF you say you are going to do something then do it. Over the last 30 years on and off this site I have met many great women, mostly in the first 10 years I was here after that the women here went downhill. Not to offend but some woman are too sensitive so of course it will happen. Too many woman here think this is a regular dating site which it is not. This is a sex site and always will be one to me. I prefer younger woman since older woman take things to serious and again don't enjoy the full benefits a sex site has to offer. I like the fact that 2 people can be attracted to each other and they meet for coitus and not to hang out for weeks making out. I am not looking for a girlfriend or I wouldn't be here. I would be at clubs, bars, Museums, ect if I was looking for a girlfriend. I am not looking to hook up for a 3some with your man either. Any guy who wants that is not straight. Will update more when i have more time..

My Ideal Person YOU. Plain and simple. Sorry not in to AA or BBW. Looking for clean, safe fun. I am more attracted to adventurous and spontaneous people. Women who are not vanilla and like to have no hold bar fun. Women who don't need to spend endless hours getting to know each other. She understands this is a sex site still. She likes guys checking out her nudes and enjoys seeing my nudes.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
's a hot summer night. I am laying naked on my couch in the
dark and the door is open to get fresh air when a woman walks
up to the open door and sees me laying naked on walks in and
knells down next to me. I have my eyes closed and don't realize
she is until she grabs my cock and starts playing
. I don't open my eyes so I don't ruin the experience of
not knowing who she is. she puts my cock in her mouth and I
start getting hard her while she is sucking on . I start
fucking her mouth and she loves moaning loud. She then
takes off her clothes and puts a condom on me and gets on top,
riding me slow at first......... well you to know
how turns out then you better be that woman at my door.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Who hasn't fantasized about a celebrity? Lets
see now. Elizabeth Hurley, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman,
Britany Spears, Christina Aguilara, Jennifer Connelly, Scarlett
Johansson, Emma Stone, Jessica Alba, Kate Beckinsale,
Drew Barrymore, Zooey Deschanel, Katherine Heigl, Kate
Winslett, Shakira, Lucy Lui, Jennifer Lopez, Brittany
Murphy, Reese Witherspoon, Alyssa Milano, Rose McGowen,
Jennifer Lawrence, Nelly Furtado, Jennifer Garner, Bo
Derek, Alicia Silverspoon. Kirsten Dunst, Ann HAthaway,
Sandra Bullock, Megan Fox, Chalize THeron, Maggie Q, Liv
Tyler, Hale Berry, Kelly Hu, Rebecca Romijn, Kim Basinger,
Eva Mendes, Sharon Stone, Devon Aoki, Linda Carter, Milla
Jovich, Nicole Kidman, Tayna Roberts, Anna Faris, Gwyneth
Paltrow, Jenifer Aniston, Kate Mara, Brooke Shields,
Kelly Preston, Angelina Jolie, Julian Moore, Amanda Tapping,
Just to a few..lol

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 52 / male
  • Encino, California, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: February 15, 1972
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 6 in / 167-170 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a heavy smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I use some recreational drugs
Education: PhD/MD/Post doctorate
Occupation: doesnt matter
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Atheist
Have Children: No
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Male Endowment: Long/Average
Circumcised: No
Speaks: English
Eye Color: Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: None
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