Standard members may contact me until November 21, 2016. At that time, I will decide if I will renew my AFF membership. It hasn't been fulfilling. After my mother's passing at age 94 in July 2016, I am finally alone on this earth. No brothers, no sisters. So here goes: [U]I have no interest in anyone who lives in the United States of Self-Indulgence. [/U]Translated: You believe the world revolves around you. Everything you say is I, I, I, I, I. I hate selfish people. You're a narcissist. I cannot stand narcissts. I ended a LTR last August 2014 because of the above and thank God. She had DEMONS. Ugh. . I like to have fun like everyone else. Heck, anyone can have fun. But I'm here to get started asap on developing a LTR. There's got to be a lady who's right for me.

My Ideal Person If your profile pic is a vagina or boobs, then you're either in the Hall of Fame for Shallow People or you're as ugly as the south end of a northbound horse.

I like smart people. Doesn't necessarily have to have attended college or have a degree. I know many who didn't and smarter than those who have terminal degrees.

College degree, white collar jobs, blah blah, what makes me different than other men?

1. Dichotomous personality. More commonly known as well rounded
2. Been called a Renaissance man. Not to be confused with old fashioned
3. Astute thinker and predictor. I may have ESP but will never be a psychic
4. Very well mannered. I know what a big and small fork are for.
5. Listen first before speaking
6. Romantic yet spontaneous. Sometimes combustible
7. Can look down and see my toes. Yes, there are 10 of them.
8. Speak in sentences that don't begin with profanity. May summarize with such
9. I have all my hair. One mind, still mostly there
10. Never took shop class, but can fix things. Hint - I can solve problems.

Bonus round:

11. Don't have children. I'm adopted. Learned early I don't have to procreate. Doing the procreation action is fun but I think of the consequences of the end result.

12. I can cook. In the kitchen too, LOL. Possibly better than you. Let's have a contest. The winner gets...to eat food. Not a bad prize.

ACT II: Now on to the good stuff. I'm 5-10, 195,

I love to travel. .

Oh yeah, I'm Catholic. Isn't everyone in St. Louis LOL? What high school did you go to? Before you say *%$#@*! - I have the answer to why we 'Looians (hello Wikipedia!) ask this question. I'll tell you if you are nice.

ACT III: What I'm looking for in you:

Someone middle of the road, mentally and physically. Definitely NOT looking for the extremes. Vanilla do-gooders to the right, Lindsay Lohans (Paris Hilton a close runner up) to the left, see 'ya, don't want to be 'ya.

Are you just curious like a cat? I have one. Love dogs too. Love all animals

I used to write for a living and now work in storage management.

One last TSdates.com dislike - headless/faceless photos. Ugh. Be proud of yourself. .It's 2016. Pics of oneself is easy to process. If you can't do that, you can't have me.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Steely Dan, Sinatra, Bennett, Martin (you can figure out
I love the crooners), & The Buckinghams

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Getting naked with a former teacher and doing it in her classroom.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Exhibitionism, Sex Outdoors

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
No fantasy here, a former lover was a Miss Junior Miss America,
mid 70's (protecting her identity)

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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