[COLOR limegreen]Errr....when I said in the introductory spaces "massive fucking tool" and "really big dick", I was actually making a reference to my character, my perality. I do hope you didn't think I was making reference to my penis. Because I have to tell you that I have probably the smallest penis in the world. I like to call it my cockette. However, I should add that while my member may be diminutive in size, it sure is an attractive looking cock. I've had many compliments about the way it looks. Why just last month when I was about to pork a randy bit of crumpet, I pulled down my pants and she said "That's a pretty small cock you have there". "Thanks", I responded with pride, "It does look good doesn't it". I tend to find that once chicks get a taste of what I can give, they always want some more. In fact they get so turned on by me that they become insatiable. For example, a couple of months ago I was bonking this bird. I started to pump and count out the rhythym:- [size 4]ONE TWO THREE FOOO[/size][size 5]OOOEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!![/size] Then after I'd dumped a load she looked at me and said (like they all do) "Is that all?" As I said, an amazing and intense 25 or 30 seconds of me tends to turn them into insatiable sex-crazed wenches, begging for more. Yes! I am that good. Anyway, it doesn't really matter as I'm not looking to meat any chickybabes as I don't think my wife would approve. Not that I take much notice of her, but I could never leave her for anyone else. I mean someone has to scrub the s marks out of my jocks and pop the massive les that riddle my arse, back and face. Yes I'm fully committed to my wife, until somebody better comes along, even if I do have to put up with her calling me names. Why just the other day she called me a mysoginist. I was so upset, I mean me a mysoginist. Could anything be further from the truth? I thought about what she had said for a while then stopped thinking about it when I concluded that nobody would take any notice of anything she said or thought. Afterall she is only a woman. I guess it doesn't matter if I tell you that I'm a fat, balding, ugly and useless twat with body odour, as I know women are only interested in a man's character. Am I right or am I right? So as I said, I'm not really here to meet up with anyone, but having said that if you send me a photo of your tits all oiled up and squashed together with a note that says "I want you to drive your todge train deep into my tit valley and deliver a funky, steaming load of dick vomit" I'll certainly consider your proposal. Also if you send me a note that says "I want you to fuck me" together with a photo of your pussy in a receptive state, ripe and open, I promise I will look into it. Well I better stop here as if I say anymore about myself you'll be up all night masturbating with a large rubber dong while imagining me ekeing out a couple of dribbles of my cock spew deep within the confines of your sludge bucket. Cheers Pud xxx [/COLOR]

My Ideal Person Batgirl or one with lots of money.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Bob Dylan, mid era Stones, Peter Tosh, Jimmy Cliff, Too
many to mention

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I don't really have fantasies. Whether it's by
using my tongue & lips, my fingers, my penis, toys or
whatever, I just like watching women cum. That's what
really gets me going.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Massage, I enjoy a doing a lot of things., Boobs are a real turn on for me.

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Not that I can remember.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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