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Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Does anyone ever read this far down on a profile?

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Threesomes, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Jennifer Anniston is the hot of hot! She has a g reat smile,
great body, and legs forever!!!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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