I have a pig. He's noisy and uglier than original sin. Love my pig. Here, read my dumb profile. By day I'm a computer nerd, by night I’m Tony Stark; genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. Hobbies? I have some. Let’s do this thing: I can kayak all day and camp all night. Meet me with your kayak and we have a date. Bought a couple of acres in Holt, Nowhere just to make my own, personal park. Would love to meet someone who gets me on that idea. :) Been a lot of fun so far and so much more to do and see! Would kill to find a partner to share all that with. All about DIY. Didn't say I was good at it but love creating and fixing. If you have carpentry skills we should really, date. Mad for growing stuff. This year I'm all in for a monstrous pepper crop. Ask me what an Arseclown Jolokia is. No love for yardwork but love working in the yard. That doesn't make sense but here we are. Love spending Saturdays puttering outside, beer in hand, then puttering inside all night. I putter a lot. About me: All original hair and teeth, so, got that going for me. Quit smoking years ago but do vape. If you consider that smoking, then I'm a smoker. Whatever. It's another thing entirely to insinuate that I'm, uh, a superhero. Because that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made (largely public)... The truth is...I am Iron Man.

My Ideal Person Nah, not going to list demands here. Really tedious to read what other people "must" have. You never know where an encounter can lead, even if that person isn't strictly your type.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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