simply put i am STILL looking for a sexy sidekick that is willing to get to know me . until i meet her i am gonna keep looking , high , low , behind and in between . she must have dependable wheels . i do . i expect nothing less than a reasonable effort to make herself available emotionally and sexually , when and if , the occasion arises . no need to push things too hard , too fast . lets get to know each other first ... okay ?
she'll be taller than most girls , can dance , travel with a day or two's notice . i like going to vegas , los angeles , san diego , lake powell and the rim . no players , no head games .
i like simple uncomplcated situations . no players need apply . if you have someone waiting in the wings , keep on a truckin' , and bless you for not wasting 2 or 3 months of my life . or yours .
cause me no tears and i will cause you none in return .
have a heart . a soul . an ability to show compassion , and FORGIVENESS mean it . no drama , please .
be willing to accept " gifts " with nothing in return .
i like sipping coffee , listening , talking and laughing at life .
i like staying up ( or getting up ) and watching the sunrise , making her coffee and rubbing her feet .
in return , i like to see her smile as she wakes up .
be willing to be pampered with neckrubs , long foot massages , unexpected favors that alleviate stress , pressure and financial hardship . i am financially responsible and expect the same . i would like someday to find a mate . a friend who can understand my hobby , old cars & hot rods . someone who knows , or would be willing to learn , the difference between a 9/16" open box wrench and a 3/8" drive ratchet , or at least nod your head like you kinda understand . no mysterious women need apply , i dont do the , " see ? i can have any man i want " argument ! no brain damage . no regrets . no players . really ! in return you have the new and improved version of " MAN " defined . no prima donnas . no baggage . no suspicious minds , no checking up on me . expect honesty , fun and experiences and adventures only 2 can share . be able to carry on an intelligent conversation other than hair , nails , shoes , clothes , shopping , how many hours you work , how hard you work , because we ALL work hard . i will make every attempt to be reasonably understanding to your needs and wants , as i have learned that i can't and will not be a doormat and refuse to be a substitute for your own long term and forward thinking capabilities . BE UNMARRIED ! have your canoles in a vacuum packed container , thats scientific for " ducks in a row " , if things get "serious". be reasonably in shape , have a good pair of hiking shoes . i'll get you some if you need them . i am not opposed to shopping together , as long as you dont make it an all day affair . don't be cruel , say what you think . hold no question back and we'll get along just fine .
don't be afraid of intimacy , honesty or sincerity .
be willing to endure my impromptu guitar seranades under a pine tree . be willing to have fun . accept me with all my flaws ... and qualities and we'll get along famously . dont jerk me around , if your'e seeing someone else , let me know . we'll address the issue as it comes . expect me to do things you REALLY won't understand , at least right then . i will do things that may not make sense , right then . but will amaze you in the loooong run . i am willing to forgive , try to understand and cherish you , and what you need want and hope for now and in the future . i am in no hurry , so take inventory and be friggin' serious about this . some women aren't . some women can't be .
use this information for good ... and not evil .
MY EMOTIONS ARE NOT A CURIOUSITY SHOP ITEM ON SALE .
My Ideal Person she's gonna be :
soft , sweet , centered , sincere and able , presentable , decent , warm , rarely unreasonable ,
smart , flexible , clean , financially responsible , hard working , inquisitive , humble and dignified , helpful and quiet at times ... and reliable , moody ,happy , verbal , honest , strong , bitchy ,trustworthy , thoughtful , readable considerate , even tempered , objective,playful ,
a little shy , able to speak with her eyes , appreciative , motivated and
spiritual in her own way .
able to apologize when she is wrong .
able to FORGIVE when i am , or have done something
apparently "stoopid" , someone that may be more understanding than the last / next woman .
and sexy , damned sexy .
tasteful tattoos and piercings can be fun .
What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
frampton , jeff beck , jan hamer , eagles , zz top
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
she is tall and well endowed , smallish hips .
straight tusseled hair and nude under my covers when i get home ... theres a tall glass of ice water on the night stand . she says ," guess what i'm wearing " ?
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Spanking, foreplay IS a wonderful thing !
What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, being able to look into each others eyes and just know
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
jennifer anniston , but she wasnt that great anyway .